I like Popeyes. Their red beans and rice are outstanding and their chicken is just how I like it. So I figured this year I'd try their Cajun turkey. I pre-ordered it, picked it up, got it home and cut it open and it smelled like formaldehyde.

I figured I'd try heating it to see if that helped, and it didn't. It still smells like formaldehyde. It TASTES like formaldehyde. I haven't brought it up to my family because they've all eaten it and claim it's delicious. Our refrigerator is overflowing with turkey that tastes like licking an autopsy table. I want to throw it away, but I'm the only one who notices. Since the whole thing was my idea, I can't really bring it up.

Next year, it's back to homemade for me.