>>1143873The story is bad. Just really, really bad. Have you heard of Mary Sues in fanfiction, where the main character is basically a prettier, more interesting, more talented, more loved fantasy version of the author? That's Twilight. It gets fans by basically being a story about HAWT VAMPIRES. Seriously, they sparkle. No, really. Instead of bursting in flames in sunlight, the rays of light shatter on their skin and make them sparkle. Sparkly vampires.