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So...why doesn't anybody tell the Ice King in full detail what is wrong with him? He clearly wants to know. And I suspect that his mind/crown rationalized that video as something that happened to somebody else.

By the way what does the crown get out of making The Ice King a quirky forever alone? Seems like it was doing the whole "Make the continent a wintery wasteland" thing just fine by itself.

What the fuck does it want?