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Story Timing the comic from White Knuckle Scorin', the Nintendo album that only had one Nintendo-related song and was a thinly-veiled ploy to get kids reading in the form of a comic about Bowser becoming an oil tycoon and whatnot.
Here's "Ignorance Is Bliss" by Jellyfish, from the album. It's a damn good song.