>>25548874I mean Jesus Christ.
He lives with that son of a bitch who killed all those kids in Stamford, he fucks up a relationship he NEVER HAD with a hot cheetah chick, he lies to a bunch of mentally unstable children and he summons Gods of infinite power in the world on accident because:
A) He can't get over his ex-wife, the fucking loser.
B) He thinks he's Doctor Fucking Frankenstein.
C) He didn't think the dimensional gateway holding the consciousness of what he thought was his ex in the BADSHITHAPPENSHERE Zone needed child proof locks.
D) He's an asshole.