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Why aren't the people raging about Heimdal being black also raging at the blatant disregard of other Norse deities not being anything like their characters?

Thor is not blonde. Thor has no goat chariot. Thor doesn't need gauntlets to hold Mjolnir. Neither does he need to stroke it to make it bigger. Also, the whole fucking think looks wrong.

Why is Loki out before Ragnarok? Why is Loki Thor's brother?

Explain yourselves.