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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 21:53:00 No.25549902 View View Reply Original Report

Sorry if this is a stupid question but me and my roommate has to know, how does this Ben have sex? Has it ever been resolved in the comic? His boner is literally harder than steel. He's going to hurt any girl that doesn't have elastic stretch powers. In fact the only person that can take him in the ass is Reed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 21:54:00 No.25549915 Report

Quoted By: >>25550228 >>25550633

Maybe he DOESN'T have sex.
You ever thought of that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 21:54:00 No.25549917 Report

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His penis is actually really tiny. It's rock hard yes, but small.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:15:00 No.25550228 Report

Quoted By: >>25550285 >>25550307

>>25549915
There's no way he can live without 1) Jerking off or 2) Sex.

Also is his semen still the same or would it be rocky?

While we're at it, how does invisible girl see while invisible? How are Mr.Fantastic's bones and circulatory system like? His heart must be fucking strong to still pump blood to all his organs even when he's flattened or stretched.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:19:00 No.25550282 Report

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I MUST KNOW.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:19:00 No.25550285 Report

Quoted By: >>25550314 >>25550484

>>25550228

Why would his semen be like a rock? He has eyes, no? He spit blood and saliva, no? Then why would his semen be the only thing like rock? Also, he has a tongue and we have seen both in the comics and in the movies and the interior of his mouth is like of any normal people. Is the exterior of his body that is the way it is. So the only thing that would be like rock would be the skin of his cock.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:20:00 No.25550289 Report

Quoted By: >>25550322 >>25550484

Just because Sue turns invisible doesn't mean she goes blind. "I see you but you don't see me"
Mr Fantastic probably has stretchable organs, who knows exactly its SPACE mutations.
As for the things penis, were you recently watching Mallrats or something?

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:21:00 No.25550307 Report

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>>25550228
>There's no way he can live without 1) Jerking off or 2) Sex.
Are you attempting to imply that man cannot live survive without wanking?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:21:00 No.25550314 Report

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>>25550285
every time he pops a boner you would here stone shifting. Also he would probably need gallons of lube for the ladies.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:22:00 No.25550322 Report

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>>25550289
But if light is passing through her retina, she wouldn't be able to see. Technically she should have to leave her eyeballs uninvisibled.

But it makes no sense anyway so meh.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:23:00 No.25550337 Report

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>>25550314

Ya, but nothing a Jew couldn't fix, no? The only thing problematic here is the foreskin made of little stones.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:34:00 No.25550484 Report

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>>25550289
No, I don't know what mallrats are.
>>25550285
Thanks for the info. So his semen may be the same but howbout his penis? I'd think its made from some flexible clay thing. Just to keep with the "rock" theme he's going on.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:43:00 No.25550633 Report

Quoted By: >>25550715

>>25549915Maybe he DOESN'T have sex.

His girlfriend may be blind, but I'm PRETTY sure she didn't lose her sex drive along the way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:45:00 No.25550664 Report

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Maybe he doesn't have a penis.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:46:00 No.25550704 Report

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Gunna loves Songbird

Gunna loves Songbird Sun 01 May 2011 22:47:00 No.25550715 Report

Quoted By: >>25550809

>>25550633
His tongue is still normal , His Penis would just be like a Metal didlo its probably better if shes on top

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:54:00 No.25550809 Report

Quoted By: >>25550857 >>25550860

>>25550715

He's made of rock not metal. Rock is not naturally smooth, it's jagged and would probably rip some poor woman's vag to shred's.

Gunna loves Songbird

Gunna loves Songbird Sun 01 May 2011 22:56:00 No.25550857 Report

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>>25550809
Reed made him a special condom to make his Penis smooth

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:56:00 No.25550860 Report

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>>25550809
He gets a mason to style it so it can be used.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:58:00 No.25550897 Report

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>>25549902
he fucked big berta

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:05:00 No.25550997 Report

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Thing's penis is just like yours but is retractable. The cosmic rays are firm, but fair.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:08:00 No.25551047 Report

Quoted By: >>25551426

Imagine a dog's dong, ya? All that fur and that tiny little red thing. That's the way i imagine Thing's penis would be. Just change fur with rocks.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:33:00 No.25551426 Report

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>>25551047

Human penis's do not work that way. Thing may be covered in rocks, but he didn't magically turn into a dog.

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