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WHOA WHOA WHOA.
BACK. THE FUCK. UP.

YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS. THIS IS MOTHERFUCKING NOODLE.

SHE IS AN EX-CHILD WARRIOR THAT ENDED UP ROCKING THE WORLD.

WHAT'S THAT? MURDOC'S YOUR FAVORITE? NO. MURDOC IS A SKANK AND ALMOST KILLED HIS BAND'S LEAD SINGER THROUGH SURGERY.

NOODLE KILLED PIRATES BY HERSELF AND HAS A MOTHERFUCKING HEAD IN HER CLOSET. WHAT NOW.