Anonymous
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HOMOSUCK GENITAL
queefmaster
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CUNTSCROTE LEAKAGE
Anonymous
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depressive stainonthewall
Anonymous
Oh my god this is the most horribly looking HSG thats ever been started.
Anonymous
509 threads? how do you keep track!
Anonymous
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>>25551715 Are you the juggling dude?
Anonymous
doc scratch thread? doc scratch thread
Feferi !0E6Peixeso
Anonymous
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>>25551911 dealezavecille.png
Anonymous
Anonymous
let's talk about what would you do if you woke up one morning to find terezi sitting on your face, your tongue buried deep inside her pudenda
Anonymous
Cospayers of which character are the easiest to get in bed?
Anonymous
Eric Failston !!w70EVIMTG+1
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what if Doc Scratch's head is filled with coconut milk?
Feferi !0E6Peixeso
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>>25551961 Eridan, obviously.
queefmaster
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>>25551961 definitely not Nepeta cosplayers, you'd need a crane to lift them into bed
Anonymous
>>25551920 i almost feel bad for making this
Vaati !D2QgQBw0w6
>>25551961 Vriska/Aradia
Provided they aren't obese.
Anonymous
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>>25551955 i will be grossed out and then i'll get a bat and bludgeon her to death. fuck terezi she's a shitty character
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>25551993 this is not 0kay
Anonymous
what about that Karkat ancestor, eh?
Anonymous
>>25551995 If this is true then my plan to get a cheap John together will work LIKE A CHARM
Anonymous
>>25551995 wouldn't that make them easier to get into bed?
Anonymous
>>25552027 you mean the giant red lobster thing?
Anonymous
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>>25552047 yeah, King Karkat
Anonymous
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>>25551993 do not feel bad, it is funny
Anonymous
>>25552027 We still don't know for sure.
Hussie said Karkat's ancestor was said by Hussie that it was a giant Lobster Judge, but there are 70% chance he was sarcastic about it and only 25% chance he was double-sarcastic about it. The 5% remaining chance were lost in the limbo.
Vaati !D2QgQBw0w6
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>>25552043 You'd think so, but apparently obese people think they deserve to be in bed with a prince or something
Or Karkat, if that floats their boat
>>25552040 Anonymous
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>>25552078 >Hussie said Karkat's ancestor was said by Hussie aaaahhhhhh my brain
Anonymous
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damn, I bet His Honorable Tyranny makes a LOT of genetic material...
Anonymous
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>>25552027 The real question is "Where the Fuck are all the Fan-art?"
Anonymous
>>25552122 i know what you were referring to
just that sentence construction made my brain do fractal shit
Anonymous
so hsg who is hussie's girlfriend?
Anonymous
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>>25552131 Yeah, that's the one. Thanks.
Anonymous
>>25552122 Dad is Problem Sleuth
WV is an imp
And Karkat Ancestor is a Giant Lobster Judge.
Anonymous
>>25552146 The clothes Vriska gave John? That should work really well, it's basically Vriska's Boyfriend costume.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25552158 Homestuck Expert.
Anonymous
>>25552147 I am
>>25552078 Just make thing clear, I didn't post
>>25552122 but I posted
>>25552129 and
>>25552163 Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25552188 Yeah, those. I don't have red shoes, but I doubt people will care THAT much about white sneakers... I've already got the perfect-shade green button-down shirt and I already go around with black t-shirts underneath it. $20 and it'll be perfect. The shoes are only if I really want them.
Vaati !D2QgQBw0w6
>>25552146 It's sad that homestuck cosplayers are so weird, to go out of their way to make their ship happen in real life
Of course I can't judge, I do the same thing.Pic related
Anonymous
>>25552205 oh my reminds me of pic related
Anonymous
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>>25552226 you'll only get laid if your cosplay is PERFECT
if she sees you don't have the right shoes, pffff, you're out of luck
Anonymous
>>25552226 Your case is lost. If you can't even grasp the importance of the Red shoes, you will forever be seen by Vryska as a lower-than-Travos being.
Anonymous
>>25552226 paint your shoes red
Anonymous
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>>25552249 my roomie is cosplaying Karkat with me, but she's not too happy about it.
She makes fun of me for shipping anything at all, so I might have to find another kk to take retarded pictures with.
Anonymous
>>25552226 No man, shoes are important. Good Vriskas will care about shoes.
Anonymous
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>>25552249 Hey, I'm not trying to make the ship happen.
I'm trying to get laid by playing to people who want the ship to happen.
Eisenhower
>>25552226 These are what I wear, and I imagine they're perfect for what you're needing.
Also, stylish and comfy as FUCK.
http://www.dogfunk.com/vans-old-skool-skate-shoe-mens-van0424?CMP_SKU=VAN0424&MER=0406&CMP_I D=SH_FRO003&mv_pc=r126&mr:trackingCode=E206B3AB-A663-DF11-9DA0-002219319097&mr:referralI
D=NA
Anonymous
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I ship Hysterical Dame x Maplehoof
Anonymous
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>>25552274 >>25552293 >>25552301 Alright then, I'll get some from my friend who works at a thrift store
Or I'll get these
>>25552307 but they cost money.
WHATEVER
Anonymous
now I can't go to a convention where Homestuck fans might be without being afraid they're going to rape me in the gents if I so as much wear my karkat t-shirt cheers HSG
Vaati !D2QgQBw0w6
>>25552354 I'd imagine only the Terezi cosplayers would go after you
Anonymous
>>25552354 don't be afraid
it won't be rape :o)
Anonymous
>>25552354 You only get raped if you wear a Gamzee shirt.
And it's not the good kind of rape.
RadLazybones !!rEkXI1iMnkZ
Anonymous
>>25552394 Pff, I can't be scared, you're too cute.
Anonymous
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>>25552432 bend over sunshine, i'm about to get crazy kinds of cute
XLR !KOaMEGASp.
>>25552394 You still look 12.
GaMZ !Bt.MAKARA.
>>25552394 Gosh..
What con are you going to?
Anonymous
Should dressing up as Sollux get me some Aradia poon?
Anonymous
>>25552394 >the exotic cookery collection why am i so intrigued
Anonymous
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>>25552496 nope
just beached whale fef
Eisenhower
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>>25552496 Have you seen the Aradias posted the last couple threads? I don't think you want poon of that caliber.
Anonymous
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>>25552385 considering 90% of Terezi cosplayers are frumpy whales and not the voluptuous, sexy vixens they imagine themselves to be, this is still not a good situation
Anonymous
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>>25552489 It's perfect, then, considering the trolls are only 6 solar sweeps.
Anonymous
>>25552489 nobody said nothin about my sollux pictures... i think it might be the wig
>>25552493 the mcm expo in london, maybe some other british cons
if you were in the same continent I'd invite you, chica, I'm bringing hash brownies, juggling clubs and a bag of horns to my con
Anonymous
>>25552424 I have a Gamzee t-shirt :I
thanks for putting me off from ever wearing it to any convention ever
Anonymous
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Oh hey guys what's going on toda- I'll just come back later.
Anonymous
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>>25552510 it's nothing interesting, just chinese food
i do got the food porn daily cookbook though, and that shit is god tier
Feferi !0E6Peixeso
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>>25552563 You'll be raped even if you're just wearing it in public.
Only then, you'll be raped by land whales.
CapSep
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MORNIN GUYS Hows your christday turning out to be?
flammable lamp !VqGIGO1oSM
hsg i drew karkat and crabsprite hope you don't mind
Anonymous
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who ships Equius? I can't think of anyone
CapSep
Anonymous
There will never be a good Feferi cosplay.
Anonymous
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>>25552394 Don't take this the wrong way, Gamzee cosplayer, but, uh, well,
You have the prettiest eyes
GaMZ !Bt.MAKARA.
Anonymous
>>25552557 huh, I'll probably bump into you at the MCM expo then
I'll be the one
>>25552563 trying to look very inconspicuous and far too embarrassed to associate with you guys
Anonymous
>>25552673 No bro, come say hey! My name's tweek, dude, I'll be dropping my juggling clubs left right and centre and off my face on the spacecakes but I'm all about meeting bros. I'll buy you a beer or a pepsi or something.
CapSep
>>25552557 >hash brownies OH BOY are you going to give them away to unsuspecting cosplayers under the pretense that they're regular brownies
Anonymous
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>>25552744 Fucking
Brilliant
Anonymous
fuck this thread is terrible.
Vaati !D2QgQBw0w6
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>>25552744 That would be fun to watch
A bunch of high homestuck cosplayers.
Anonymous
Okay, how about Doc Scratch. Does that get any young ladies?
Anonymous
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>>25552843 I think that might get you even less ladies than Equius.
Anonymous
>>25552815 agreed this thread is awful not even the good kind of awful
CapSep
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>>25552843 Only if you promis to fill their dark pockets
Anonymous
>>25552843 WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FAT FUCKING HOMESTUCK COSPLAYERS!!!!!!!???
JESUS FUCK.
Ted DiBiase, Keeping it Classy
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>>25552843 Now I want to see a really fat and sweaty neckbeard wearing a white suit that's clearly several sizes too small for him, having not put on any deodorant that morning, wandering about a convention and being seriously lecherous towards any Homestuck fan who looks remotely young
Riiiiiiiight up until the point where he gets arrested
Anonymous
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>>25552843 Only if you're not Chubb Scratch
Anonymous
>>25552870 Yeah, Homestuck Gen last night was better.
Anonymous
>>25552815 seems pretty chill actually
Anonymous
>>25552843 he looks like an astronaut
Anonymous
>>25552886 Hussie's plan is to attract fat people. So that he may pick the fattest one of them.
Anonymous
>>25552843 >thumbnail >Doc Scratch cosplay! IT EXISTS! >open image >fat I :/'d so hard
Anonymous
>>25552898 why what happened?
Anonymous
>>25552632 >mfw that artist is only 15 years old Anonymous
>>25552899 no it's not shitlard
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>25552921 >:/'d Go back to the mspa forums you faggot.
Ted DiBiase, Keeping it Classy
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>>25552919 Hussie's plan is to find all the fat kids and then lead them off like the Pied Piper of Hamlin
although I guess in this situation he'd be more the Pied Piper ofHambeasts
CapSep
Anonymous
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>>25552903 He kinda reminds me of Doctor Eyeball.
He's gon' give AIDS to all the little girls.
Anonymous
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>>25552957 what's so bad? just people talking about cosplay, no arguments or trolling
Anonymous
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>>25552947 I know that feel shhh it's ok drawing is for losers anyway.
XLR !KOaMEGASp.
>>25552940 There was an Art Team stream
Hussie announced that his computer broke
GaMZ !Bt.MAKARA.
>>25552727 Hypothetically if I could go how would you feel abouta Dave hitting on you
This is completely hypothetical, because I seriously can't go haha
CapSep
>>25552966 It looks like Nepetacosplayer got some of her grey skin paint on her shirt again
Otherwise thats cute
Anonymous
>>25552940 Well all the boards kept getting closed down and it was pretty hilarious...
At least it was better than talking about fat cosplayers.
Anonymous
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>>25552993 really? what was the stream like?
Anonymous
The only acceptable form of Scratch cosplay is to be a (thin) suave motherfucker and to have a completely white head. You have to sneak a fucking mini-webcam in your bowtie and rig some sort of screen in your white ball head just so you can see where you're going. That's the only cool way.
Anonymous
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>>25552993 Can anyone post the fruits of the stream? I wasn't around for it,
Anonymous
>>25553024 >kept getting closed down what? i need details
Anonymous
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>>25553043 >mini-webcam in your bowtie and rig some sort of screen in your white ball head good luck with that
Anonymous
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>>25552971 Hooray Massachusetts.
I knew there was a reason I don't see as many fat people as I do when I visit my family.
Anonymous
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>>25553043 but if your bow tie caught fire you would be screwed
Anonymous
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>>25553043 I was actually thinking about using mirrors instead, like some sort of bow tie periscope.
Anonymous
>>25552727 weeeeellll, I guess I could come and say hello for a little bit. Do you know how many people are going to MCM in the end?
Anonymous
>>25553006 Dave x Gamz is not a legal pairing. You can't do that. Nuh-uh, not allowed, whatcha doin' nigga you goin' banana milkshake.
Anonymous
>>25553055 Oh well what's-his-name... I forget his name, pretty much a mod dude was being pissy and kept closing down Homestuck General because he thought it was going nowhere or something like that...
I don't remember the details too well, I'm sick and can't remember crap.
But we all made up and then everyone started posting Terezi x Karkat stuff...
Ehh, I'm starting like this thread. It's interesting.
CapSep
I just fapped to Smegma Princess.
Vaati !D2QgQBw0w6
>>25553043 I will make it happen
Someday /co/ you will hear about some guy who rigged a white ball with cameras inside of his head.
Anonymous
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>>25553120 ahaha oh wow that sounds hilarious. dammit i shouldn't have gone to bed!
queefmaster
>>25553125 someday we will also hear about a guy who electrocuted himself by putting a sealed white ball full of wires and electronics around his head
Anonymous
So did Hussie get a new horse to make the comic with?
Anonymous
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>>25553120 Was anybody else on last night?
Like... 12-14 hours ago... that remembered what happened?
CapSep
>>25553120 >everyone started posting Terezi x Karkat Aww man really? This is what I get for finally getting to go to sleep
>>25553121 What's smegma princess?
Anonymous
>>25553167 Yeah, it was wonderful...
Let's start again!
CapSep
Anonymous
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>>25553164 he is probably still looking in at different horse dealers
Your welcome
GaMZ !Bt.MAKARA.
Vaati !D2QgQBw0w6
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>>25553153 That's more than likely
I'd probably murder myself with a project like that
Anonymous
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anyone have that 'YOU'RE WELCOME' dancing hussie gif? I need it to dance to right now
Anonymous
CapSep
Is Hussie ever going to make more SBaHJ? Also does anyone subconsciously read SBaHJ as if it were a word? 'subahge'
Anonymous
Anonymous
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chilling in bed listening to icp is both relaxing and shameful
Anonymous
>>25552394 I can't tell if this is a guy or a girl
Anonymous
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>>25553253 of course he is
and no, i always mentally pronounce it as 'sweet-bro-and-hella-jeff', said quite quickly
Anonymous
All this talk of cosplay and conventions is reminding me that any meeting of homestuck fans would a be gathering of people aged 15-25 disguising as 13 years old kid and discussing their pairing. It's quite disturbing when you get to the core of that.
Anonymous
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>>25553284 A 27 year old male according to an earlier thread.
Anonymous
>>25553307 Do real life 13 year olds read Homestuck?
Anonymous
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>>25553120 SO WRONG
One, it wasn't a mod. Some anon kept making the threads and deleting them when they hit 50 posts to piss people off.
That led to Ambush Bug coming in and starting to spam us when we made 2-3 threads as a countermeasure because he thought we were shitting up the board, but we explained what was going on and everyone decided he was an okay guy if a little misguided.
Then we were back to normal and dumped Karkat x Terezi all night long.
Mouse !sQUeakp8RU
>>25553326 Yes, yes they do. I knew a 12 year old who read it once upon a time.
Anonymous
>>25553253 Yes I pronounce sbahj like it's a word. Sounds like a corruption of "sponge."
Anonymous
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>>25553253 I do too. I read it Sb-ah-j.
Anonymous
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>>25553006 oh my god bro, i'd hit on you till you swooned straight to the floor
you better getcho swag on, lady
Vaati !D2QgQBw0w6
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>>25553307 Well when you put it that way
It sounds like complete shit
It's gotta be more than that though right?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>25552957 >People talking pretty calmly >"what a shitty thread it was better last night when it kept getting shut down" >nah it's chill >"no it isn't shitlard" >??????????????????????????????? Anonymous
I can't look at eggs anymore without thinking of you HSG I hope you're happy
Anonymous
>>25553326 We had tinypioneer in here.
Anonymous
>>25553410 Wasn't she like 15? iirc Pizzaday is 11
Anonymous
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>>25553404 i am, happy that is
CapSep
>>25553410 Tell me of this tinypioneer
Anonymous
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>>25553365 Damn that picture is filthy.
Anonymous
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>>25553430 Pizzaday is 14 I think, TP is 13.
That or they're 13 and 12.
Anonymous
>>25553326 >>25553362 Fixed: A gathering of people aged from 12 to 30 talking about kids pairing.
I think that's gonna raise a few eyebrows.
Anonymous
>>25553253 i have to sing the theme song every time i read it, pfff
Mouse !sQUeakp8RU
>>25553441 Oh wow, you're a creep. She was only like 13, dude.
Anonymous
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>>25553253 i say sbadge because it soungs like Vag
Anonymous
>>25553457 Isn't that what all the fandoms do?
Anonymous
>>25553326 Isn't Feferi like 12?
Anonymous
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this is why I'm never going to a con where you people might be there you people
Anonymous
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what happened to tinypioneer anyway? did she finally get banned?
Anonymous
I've never even been to a con before.
Eisenhower
Do these characters LOOK 13? Do these characters ACT 13? I am not seeing a problem here. Hussie is being a pretty cool guy and not making age a big part of the story, unlike, say, Ender's Game, where every other page it just screams TWELVEYEARSOLDTWELVEYEARSOLDTWELVEYEARSOLD Besides, if that one pic from that one artist (you know what I mean) is anything to judge by, this fandom does NOT get off on the fact that they're 13.
flammable lamp !VqGIGO1oSM
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>>25553509 same
sometimes I plan to go to one in the future and have like the best costume ever and shit
and then I realize I am way too paranoid and self conscious to go into public in a costume
Feferi !0E6Peixeso
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>>25553482 Nope. You'rezilly.
Anonymous
Drawfag here, I'm open for a request if you wanna throw some ideas at me.
Anonymous
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>>25553509 me too cosplay is stupid
Anonymous
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>>25553509 I only ever go to cons to try and hit on attractive cosplayers
unfortunately they're all either whalebeasts, or they're 12 years old
or both
Anonymous
>>25553538 not sure which pic you mean
Anonymous
>>25553567 Fef's 'eager face'
Anonymous
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>>25553580 let's not speak of it
Anonymous
>>25553478 You have a point. Though a lot of the major fandoms involves kids aged 16+. I think the only major fandom that comes close to Homestuck is Harry Potter.
Speaking of which, there's one thing I don't understand. I was told that, long ago, there was internet drama on livejournal. It was due to underage sex policies and Harry Potter fanfics. Now I see that there are raunchy homestuck fanfics on Homesmut. Which is on Livejournal, I believe. Did the policies change or is that just under the radar?
flammable lamp !VqGIGO1oSM
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>>25553580 just imagine any picture that depicts them both as thirteen year olds and sexually
hopefully the sheer thought of it should prove his point
Anonymous
Anonymous
queefmaster
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>>25553567 a bunch of neckbeard Homestuck cosplayers all waddling about in a convention hall, while Hussie, overcome with ecstasy at the sheer sight of all the fatties surrounding him, jerks off uncontrollably everywhere
Anonymous
I've actually had good experiences with homestuck fans at cons. Yeah there were a few creeps and delusional shippers, but surprisingly fewer than past fandoms I've been involved with. Generally folks are pretty chill. (Although I must admit that my opinion of Karkat will never be the same after getting hit on by a really obnoxious and creepy Karkat cosplayer...)
Anonymous
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>>25553567 Scratch and Slick wrestling.
N
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>>25553583 Actually, this, but just Fef looking extremely happy.
why do I want this I don't even like Feferi
Anonymous
>>25553606 Under the radar
Just on a tangent, Why do fan fic writers always consider themselves to be really good writers, if they was good, why do they write fan fic?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>25553672 Read urbanAnchorite's stuff.
Then come back and say fanfic writers can't be good.
Anonymous
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the only shipping diagram that matters
Anonymous
Mouse !sQUeakp8RU
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>>25553672 Because they're silly fourteen year old girls who think they know everything.
Ted DiBiase, Keeping it Classy
If I go to a con and meet up with a bunch of Homestuck fans... I'm guessing I should under no circumstances let any of them buy me a drink, right?
Anonymous
CapSep
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I farted so hard a turd flew out.
Anonymous
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>>25553711 oh, let them buy you a drink by all means, just don't take your eye off of it
Anonymous
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>>25553672 Homestuck has shitty fanfics. 99% is shipping
Anonymous
>>25553104 I'm going with two ladies who are dressing as Karkat and Kanaya
and a few of my bros are just gonna be there for shits and giggles
other than that i'm gonna try and cluster to the homosuck group, given they're not too intolerable
CapSep
>>25553463 Wha? I just want to know who tinypioneer is.
>>25553459 Oh god there's a themesong?
>>25553227 Why do they know so much about wwe??
Anonymous
>>25553681 He was the most obnoxious man child I have ever met, had no manners, a really shitty cosplay and was pretty much breathing down my neck the entire weekend.
But all the other people I met were very chill dudes so it negated his creepiness.
Anonymous
>>25553580 A picture of the 12 trolls + kids all standing next to each other in their underwears over a white background. The controversy is that they are all flat-chested, big-headed, short-legged and without waist curves or muscles. In short, they actually look like 12 years old kids. Which makes the picture pedophilia-inclined.
The reaction it gathered was a vehement "DO NOT WANT".
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25553760 WWE is awesome! Does anyone here in hsg watch wrestling?
Anonymous
>>25553760 CapSep, could you upload your KarkatxTerezi for me? Pretty please?
Anonymous
>>25553764 he was just being in character
Anonymous
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>>25553797 I only watch Tap Out, and that's every once in a while.
Anonymous
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>>25553797 WRESTLEMANIA 27 SUCKED ASS
Anonymous
>>25553811 That was pretty much his excuse for acting like a complete tool in a public setting.
Anonymous
>>25553842 Who were you cosplaying?
Anonymous
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>>25553842 i know that feel bro.
CapSep
>>25553800 UGGG FINE. Lemme round it all up though.
Anonymous
>>25553842 cosplay is just a bizarre nerd mating ritual anyway so it's your fault for not putting out
Anonymous
>>25553725 i love how as soon as we got a hold of that thread, it went from half-serious questions to crazy silly ones
Anonymous
>>25553753 Well, in that case I'll probably be the normal-looking guy who asks you if it's alright to take some pictures. If I don't get completely scared I'll hang out with you for a bit. Also, would that be the Scottish Karkat who was trying to garner interest in a MCM meetup a few weeks ago?
Mouse !sQUeakp8RU
Anonymous
>>25553914 I don't want to derail that thread, but EGGMIND
Anonymous
>>25553873 John. Which I guess in his mind meant I was open for all his advances.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25553962 that was me who was the other egg anon?
Anonymous
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>>25553906 More like it was my fault for having anything resembling standards for the men I sleep with.
Anonymous
I don't know how to write for Rose. Any pointers on how to sound believable?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>25553962 i fucking lol'd
Anonymous
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>>25553958 >Purple Martian oh for fucks sake
Anonymous
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>>25553958 Show's over. Everyone go home.
Anonymous
>>25553958 >scroll down >zodiac oh geez haha lame >scroll some more >HOMESTUCK? WHAT THE TAINTCHAFING FUCK Then I proceeded to laught at "green worm" and "purple martian"
Anonymous
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>>25553988 Go full retard, it's the only way to truly be like Rose.
CapSep
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I just shoved some eggs up my ass. It feels so good.
Anonymous
Mouse !sQUeakp8RU
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>>25554008 It's a bootleg ripoff of a parody of a bootleg ripoff.
Anonymous
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so if you go to a cosplay as somebody and you're not a whale, should you expect to be hit on by the people who in the comic are supposed to fancy you
Anonymous
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>>25553962 it was funny at first but this is enough eggs now
Anonymous
>>25553966 Well duuuh, everybody ships that!
Guy who caught up with Homestuck
>mfw I live in Europe and there's no conventions near me >also no costumes stores >no irl friends who like Homestuck thesaddeststory
Anonymous
Vaati !D2QgQBw0w6
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>25554038 I know that feel
Anonymous
>>25554038 you're the norwegian girl right? come to MCM dude, I promise we're not all creepy
Anonymous
>>25553988 Keep in mind that your motivation is simply: EGGS
Anonymous
>>25554038 >no conventions >no costumes stores GOOD
Feferi !0E6Peixeso
Anonymous
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>>25554038 There's a convention in my town (europe too, etc) and I was tempted to cosplay just for the sake of cosplaying once in my life.
Anonymous
>>25553958 Does that mean there's going to be an explosion of underaged girls entering these threads?
Anonymous
>>25554080 I think you are mistaking Rose for this guy.
Guy who caught up with Homestuck
>>25554078 MCM?
>>25554090 ;_;
It is the saddest thing.
Anonymous
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>>25554080 EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS EEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGS
WONDERFUL EEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGS
*sssccchchhhlllooooooooooorrrrrppppp*
Anonymous
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>>25554109 >implying that didn't happen months ago Anonymous
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>>25554109 yep
any minute now
Mouse !sQUeakp8RU
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>>25554109 Nah, the MSPAforums absorbs those like a sponge.
Anonymous
>>25553772 Not 13 (or 12, which is younger than the kids actually are), but I've known at least one 14-year-old girl who was taller and had more of a figure than the vast majority of non-porn HS fanart.
And another who looked like she was 6 and I'm not talking solar sweeps. Two guys in the same group were under 5' and over 6' respectively.
People at that age are WILDLY divergent in appearance.
Guy who caught up with Homestuck
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>>25554114 Wow.
I can't believe I remember this guy.
>>25553958 POR QUE
Anonymous
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>>25554109 "(t)He(y) (are) already here.
Anonymous
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>>25554035 Still, you shouldn't hit on a girl dressed as a 13 year old boy if she has clearly stating that she is not interested.
Anonymous
>>25554115 The biggest vidya/comics/animu expo in London. May 27th-29th,
www.londonexpo.com Anonymous
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>>25554115 or you could get your ass to glorious neighbor Sweden and get to Uppcon!
Anonymous
What is gaia anyway? why does it get alot of hate? someone summarize
Anonymous
>>25553958 >>Purple Martian >>Green Worm WHY?
Anonymous
Mouse !sQUeakp8RU
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>>25554191 Imagine a bunch of 13 year old weeaboos got together and created their own forum community.
Anonymous
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>>25553933 yeah, we live together. I'm english, though. I might be dressed as Sollux one day because it's less of a palaver than Gamzee.
>>25554115 big english convention, pretty awful really, but it's one of the biggest.
Guy who caught up with Homestuck
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>>25554157 Ohhh.
Too soon, unfortunately.
I don't have time.
Shin Homestuck Expert !LAPSpoongA
>>25554191 It's pretty much middle school on the internet
Anonymous
the first few GSI results for 'homestuck eggs' are...interesting, to say the least
Anonymous
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>>25554191 Weeaboo central.
Anonymous
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>>25554191 It's the girliest gayest lamest place on the internet. Just look at it.
Anonymous
>>25553988 Rose is flowery without being ornate. She writes in a tone that can only be described as "dry" using words that no one has any good reason to use.
Remember also that she and Dave are two sides of the same coin; one is extraordinarily coarse, and one is remarkably clean and verbose, but both have the same approach to a conversation: they pick a topic and expound on it ad nauseum.
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>>25554135 They are. I agree completely. I do not disagree. You are right. But the majority of 12 years old look like 12 years old. It's not because there are wild fluctuations that I cannot appeal to the concept of 12 years old looking their age. They look, in general, younger than the average 13 years old. In turn, they looks younger in average than 14, and then 15, and so forth.
Anonymous
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>>25554191 gaia is like these threads nowadays with slightly more anime
Anonymous
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>>25553958 Of course. God fucking damn it.
Whenever someone posts something Gaia related I'm overcome with a sense of guilt and shame for having been on it through most of high school. I'VE BEEN CLEAN FOR FIVE YEARS I SWEAR.
Anonymous
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>>25554301 Please tell me you've written fanfiction. You sound just like Rose.
Anonymous
say what you like, I've never seen egg layan and queefan discussions on Gaia
Anonymous
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>mfw HSE's question on the 'ask hussie' thread >i have no face
Anonymous
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>>25554225 hey sup hse! where have you been?
flammable lamp !VqGIGO1oSM
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>>25554193 Probably because Green Slime Ghost and Squiddle are like, deliberate Homestuck words/names, and they're trying to be ~*inconspicuous*~
Blue Atom and Record or whatever it is aren't as obvious.
Anonymous
>>25554340 No, but I've seen people saying that Stephenie Meyer is better than Douglas Adams.
Shin Homestuck Expert !LAPSpoongA
Anonymous
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>>25554225 Louise, what are you doing here with your trip on again?
Anonymous
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>>25554360 i just shed a single tear of finest earl grey tea
Anonymous
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>>25554301 Rose/Dave chatlogs are (or were) the best.
Anonymous
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>>25553958 >green worm >purple martian i raged so fuckin hard.
Anonymous
Wow, I'm surprised Gaia doesn't have a Homestuck thread going. Maybe I'm looking in the wrong place.
Anonymous
why do trolls have boobs anyway? they certainly ain't usin' 'em to raise kids
Anonymous
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man I really want to have sex right now
XLR !KOaMEGASp.
Anonymous
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>>25554393 they shoot acid out of them
Anonymous
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>>25554387 No, they just have a massive RP group.
Anonymous
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>>25554393 Hussie said it was for our gender identification. irl, they actually don't have boobs.