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/co/, it's time for a BATTLE ROYALE!

Each combatant enters unarmed, but may request a weapon.

Each Combatant must declare a basic outline of their strategy.

Each combatant must also demand a prize, should they be victorious.

The victor will be decided entirely on whatever ramdom bullshit comes to mind.

Double receive the requested Weapon, Triples automatically kill the earliest-entered living combatant, Quads are declared the immutable victor.