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Oddmund Mon 02 May 2011 04:16:00 No.25557496 View View Reply Original Report

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Pick two /co/ characters.
Any characters.
Got some?
good.
You are sleeping in your apartment, when you hear character 1 and character 2 having loud, violent sex in the next room. You have an insanely important job interview in the morning so you need your sleep. You cannot sleep with them having sex. what do you do?
pic is rather unrelated

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 04:19:00 No.25557579 Report

Quoted By: >>25557623

Wonder Woman and Solid Snake
I turn up my sound system to the max, put the bass all the way up and prop the sub woofer up against the door then que up the most annoying youtube poop video I can find and put it on loop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 04:20:00 No.25557600 Report

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>the Scotsman and Samurai Jack

well fuck, I ain't interrupting that.

I'm outta here

fuck this

where's a goddamn hotel
>Icatylu island?
what's that captcha? is that some sort of new hotel chain?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 04:21:00 No.25557623 Report

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>>25557579
*wall
I file a noise complaint the next day

2 months later I queue up the most hard core ball slappingist gay porno on the planet and do the same thing when back to them when I assume they're sleeping.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 04:22:00 No.25557648 Report

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I thought about Sedusa and Him. Because you made me think about the PPG.
Best, sex, ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 04:23:00 No.25557694 Report

Quoted By: >>25557749

>Reptar Toy form Rugrats and that robot bird from Dexter's Lab

...I take out the batteries?

>HALT, I AM REPTAR!

>REPTAR'S A COOKIE!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 04:24:00 No.25557716 Report

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Nope.
Nope, nope, nope, nope.
NOPE.
The Question wouldn't mind me stopping them, but hell if I'm gonna try to get between Huntress and her fun time. End up with an arrow between the eyes or something.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 04:24:00 No.25557717 Report

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I smile to myself

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 04:25:00 No.25557733 Report

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Uh, shit. What can I do? They have robot suits, and Lance knows kung fu.

I'd bang on their door.....I guess.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 04:26:00 No.25557749 Report

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>>25557694
oh my god I lol'd so hard

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 04:26:00 No.25557764 Report

Quoted By: >>25557791

Leave immediately without interrupting.

I don't want to walk in on that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 04:28:00 No.25557791 Report

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>>25557764
Yeah, an anvil will drop on you if you get into that room.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 04:34:00 No.25557947 Report

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Why did I get an apartment with these two? They are always doing shit when I'm asleep. Otherwise, good for them. I make them a cake decorate it with condoms of the Bat and Captain America variety. make sure they have a can of bat-anti-bat spray, for when Bruce decides to try interrupting them. I leave it on the counter in the kitchen with a giant congratulations sign with confetti everywhere. I then get some ear plugs and go to sleep, if I can sleep through tanks firing their cannons not 100 feet from me, I can probably sleep through these two noisily destroying their room.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 04:35:00 No.25557965 Report

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Batman and Spider-Man (Spider-Man's the bottom obviously).

I trust that Bats will finish Peter off before it gets to late. Gotham's not going to look after itself after all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 04:38:00 No.25558053 Report

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>Vanessa D. and Marceline
They offer me to join them in a threesome.
I accept.
Disregard the Job Interview.
Acquire wenches. Both of which are voiced by Olivia Olson

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 04:40:00 No.25558081 Report

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>Tony Stark
>Steve Rogers

3-way!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 04:41:00 No.25558103 Report

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>>Jackie Estacado from the darkness
>>Sara Pezzini from Witchblade

.........yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah I'm just going to let them continue

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 04:43:00 No.25558154 Report

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>Xavier and Magneto

I pound on the door and then try and get some sleep.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 04:54:00 No.25558399 Report

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> Booster Gold and Blue Beetle

I'd record it and let them finish fuck the interview

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 04:56:00 No.25558442 Report

Quoted By: >>25558522

>tavros and batman

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 04:56:00 No.25558450 Report

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Just a typical night being the neighbor of Harley and Joker...

Lord Megatron !!DyCajXxsLlP

Lord Megatron !!DyCajXxsLlP Mon 02 May 2011 04:57:00 No.25558470 Report

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I'm too lazy to think so I'm just gonna chech the spoilers.

...

hmm, nope.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 05:01:00 No.25558522 Report

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>>25558442
I thought of Tavros and Scarecrow.
It is just the worst possible thing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 05:02:00 No.25558557 Report

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whatevs

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 05:05:00 No.25558604 Report

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>Batman and Mephisto
I am unbelievably fucked.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 05:06:00 No.25558626 Report

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>finn and fiona

What? What the fuck?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 05:07:00 No.25558651 Report

Quoted By: >>25558676

Nick Fury and Frank Castle

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 05:07:00 No.25558667 Report

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Booster Gold and Jack Noir...
I suppose I just leave them be. It's probably not wise to bother a omniscient, reality warping, god of stabs, mid-coitus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 05:08:00 No.25558676 Report

Quoted By: >>25558757

>>25558651

Why do I imagine that there will be a lot of explosions and gun fire from this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 05:12:00 No.25558757 Report

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>>25558676
probably because there would be

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FUCK

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 05:23:00 No.25559049 Report

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write up a quick will,
masturbate furiously,
then sneak out to find a motel far, far away

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 05:24:00 No.25559085 Report

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>Fluttershy
>Joker

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 06:42:00 No.25560921 Report

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enter the room and rape both, fuck that paper who needs it, THIS IS THE OPORTUNITY OF MY LIFE!

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