>>25574274Or it could be a really big version of his lusus.
Karkat is going to be a threshecutioner. Not just any threshecutioner the THRESH PRINCE himself.
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! BASTARDS AND SHREWS! "Thank you for being our witnesses to the events in the Arena of Purity; and as always, a special thanks to her magenta majesty for her patronage. You've witnessed our race improve step by step as the mutants and evolutionary dead-ends were culled, and given magenta mercy of surviving one more day to cull each other for our entertainment."
> "Show us the candy! We want the candy!"HA HA! "Patience good sir! Firing that crossbow at me will not advance the schedule! Yes, many of you are here for a singular event; will today be the day? Our species has one thorn in it's paw, one cherry-pit rattling around in the edible-plants bowl. He has been stubbornly refusing to die, but still serves her empire by culling ANY and EVERY misshapen mutant we throw into the arena with him! Is today the day he finally serves his final duty by expiring? Or will he live ONE! MORE! DAY?!"
LADIES AND SHREWS! GENTLEMEN AND BASTARDS! "I present before you: THE THHRRRRRRRRRRESHECUTIONER!"
(Thresh Prince of Bel Air theme plays)