>>25575563"I may have died, but I died a warrior. Bring unto me the paradise I have earned!"
*Clouds part, revealing rows a naked neckbeards, blubber rolling and folding into sickening, sweaty lumps as they struggle to eat without panting, the caucaphany of 72 mouths gorging themselves on cheetos thick in the air. Suddenly, in a throaty chorus:
"PORTAL 2 IS FOR CASUALS"