Anonymous
what if hussie's binder broke
Anonymous
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On the verge. All we need is a little push.
Guy who is getting ridiculous in this shit
Guy who is getting ridiculous in this shit Tue 03 May 2011 00:27:00 No. 25578427 Report Somewhere Hussie is drinking.
Anonymous
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The thread is now women.
XLR !KOaMEGASp.
So, what's the over/under on Mindfang getting her shit wrecked and writing the journal on her deathbed?
Radical Dreamer !iQu/bbTn7k
Seriosly. Go out. Right now. And talk with real people. You are bringing your sexual frustration to the internet. Thats how furries are made.
Anonymous
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What if Hussie is actually a girl.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
WHY ARE YOU USING ACE BANDAGES IT GETS TIGHTER EVERY TIME YOU STRETCH AKA WITH EVER BREATH YOU TAKE PEOPLE HAVE BROKEN RIBS BINDING WITH ACE BANDAGES PLEASE DON'T
Anonymous
So HiatusStuck, What would you prototype in your sprites and what would they look like?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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s-sOMEONE GOTS SADSTUCKS? fOLDER IS NOT FULL OF SADSTUCKS
Anonymous
>>25578334 >I want to know what it's like to cum inside another woman I'm a guy and I'd like to know that feeling
and I've slept with multiple women
Anonymous
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>>25578439 Its 2am where I am fuck you I'll do it tomorrow.
Anonymous
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was the last thread about girls who want to be guys?
Anonymous
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>>25578449 I had my girl try those once
she made the cutest gasping breaths
hee
Anonymous
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>>25578459 you cannot cum in another woman because you are not a woman in the first place
mystery solved!
Anonymous
>>25578439 Rad you've been here how long now?
You do realize there is no hope (NO, FUCK YOU THIS IS NOT AN ERIDAN REFERENCE) for these idiots?
queefmaster
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women who have penis envy are my fetish just saying
Anonymous
Shin Homestuck Expert !LAPSpoongA
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>>25578436 You don't have a deathbed to write on when you get eaten by a giant monster! She has to escape it somehow
>>25578439 but I'm home sick from school!
Anonymous
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I wonder if being a lesbian is more fun than being a straight guy.
Radical Dreamer !iQu/bbTn7k
>>25578472 Been here since hivebent.
I don't give up [eridan reference deleted] you guys are good people you just seem a bit confused sometimes.
Anonymous
>>25578431 >I estimate a high chance you'd end up holding it out of curiosity as it grows bigger, then pointing it at stuff whilst making machine gun sounds. I love how only women would do this, never men
Anonymous
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brotp / hypothetical friendship thread?
Anonymous
Are there like, hormones you can buy to alter your voice? Because I really want to be the dave and these bandages only do so much
Shin Homestuck Expert !LAPSpoongA
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>>25578497 Well your name IS radical dreamer so I guess it fits, huh?
Anonymous
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You will never put your dick inside another girl. ;_;
Anonymous
>>25578459 If you're doing it right
Like reaching the pinnacle of a tsunami of feeling as you collapse against the comforting embrace of the girl you're with.
Then... you lie there for a while.
Anonymous
PENISENVYSTUCK I feel like these threads are descending into the ninth level of madness lately, Prisoner-style
Anonymous
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>>25578497 Good =/= logical unfortunately
not that there's much good here IMO
Anonymous
>>25578518 hormone treatment isnt a party drug
its only if your going the whole way
you'd get hair errywhere before your voice changed
XLR !KOaMEGASp.
>>25578518 Speak from the diaphragm.
MAGIC, NOW YOU SOUND LIKE A PUBESCENT BOY.
Anonymous
Are female orgasms really that much better??
Anonymous
>>25578530 bah, screw you
I have to merely pretend I'm enjoying it all the time :I
Anonymous
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>>25578539 this is normal for HSG, are you new here?
and speaking of hell
Anonymous
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>>25578507 You don't know how wrong you are right now.I am proving you wrong at this very moment that we are speaking. How does this make you feel?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Gender confusion general.
Anonymous
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>>25578552 Oh welp
maybe i'll just like, install voice changing software into my lips
>>25578553 holy shit i sound like my little brother!
Anonymous
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>>25578475 okay, so which one of you did that
Anonymous
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So I'm a 32B, would binding be relatively easy with bandages?
Anonymous
>>25578539 prisonerstuck would be great
Anonymous
Get out of here reverse /a/
Anonymous
You will never know the pleasure of being cummed inside ;_;
Anonymous
Guy here how big a difference is there between 32B and 38B >:? quick before the girls in last thread see
Anonymous
I occasionally wonder what it would be like to be a woman, then I remember periods, childbirth, general discrimination in the workplace, sexism etc. then somehow being stuck with a penis that looks like the last turkey in the meat section doesn't seem quite so bad after all
Radical Dreamer !iQu/bbTn7k
Anonymous
Anonymous
wwhich homestuck characters are transgender
Shin Homestuck Expert !LAPSpoongA
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>>25578599 Obviously HSG needs to set up some kind of transmigration deal with /a/ and solve everyone's problems
Anonymous
I have exams in a week. cya
Anonymous
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>>25578606 the number refers to chest width / circumfrence
Anonymous
Ted DiBiase, Keeping it Classy
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>>25578598 John as No. 6, the trolls as the various No.2s
Doc Scratch as Rover
Anonymous
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>>25578606 Only the cirumference of the chest i.e ribs and such, B is the actual boob size so thats the same.
Anonymous
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>>25578608 >last turkey in the meat section interesting, interesting
Radical Dreamer !iQu/bbTn7k
Anonymous
>>25578611 Moar like Forever a whale
Anonymous
>>25578569 Do you feel insecure during sex? Had a string of people who haven't bothered to slow down with you, or you didn't feel confident doing so?
There is a very small percentage of the population who have serious physical deficiencies who get to have sex, so I'm assuming (likely against your will) that this is a psychological issue. Mainly because I never came after about a dozen times of having sex until a girl three years older than me stopped and guided me through it all.
I came eight times that afternoon.
Radical Dreamer !iQu/bbTn7k
>>25578623 So we are at lemonsnout are we?
Anonymous
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>>25578641 34 is quite thin. Nowhere near fat.
Anonymous
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>>25578641 34D isn't actually remarkably large
Anonymous
>>25578650 We've been in abscond since IRL sexual content
Anonymous
You girls should start posting pics of your bound chests for us to judge if they're convincing. And also throw in unbound pic for comparison.
Anonymous
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>>25578650 where do queefan and egg layan rank on that chart?
Anonymous
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>>25578676 I support this. We cannot give good advice without something to compare and examine.
Anonymous
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>>25578676 this guy sounds legit
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Radical Dreamer !iQu/bbTn7k
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>>25578673 Well he left to go get work done and he posted lemonsnout.
Maybe you're just paranoid.
XLR !KOaMEGASp.
>>25578694 Why is HSG such a slut?
Shin Homestuck Expert !LAPSpoongA
>>25578694 most of it is just taking the piss if you ask me
Anonymous
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>>25578676 Wow jeez settle down guys.
pictures forthcoming
Anonymous
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>>25578703 Because I love you.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Radical Dreamer !iQu/bbTn7k
So I have the choice of trying to convince you to start lusting after the comic book characters I love or let you keep lusting over each other. ... Have fun in the pile.
Anonymous
>>25578644 more like I just can't get interested during sex. I can get it up no problem, that's fine, but when we're actually getting it on I just get bored quickly. Not like I'm even stressing out about trying to enjoy it or anything, my mind just naturally wanders onto other stuff, like how nice it would be grab a curry and hang out with some mates, or watch a film, or something. I have to concentrate seriously hard to actually feel anything.
Shin Homestuck Expert !LAPSpoongA
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>>25578719 yeah I'm fresh off the mspa forums as of yesterday
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>25578451 A dead wasp and a lugia figure.
Awesome.
Anonymous
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>this thread >this Filename
Anonymous
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>>25578727 you have sexual add or something
Anonymous
>>25578719 >HSE >new that aside, i think a lot of you are just asking to fap to this kind of thing
http://femmeftm.tumblr.com/ atomic
Anonymous
>>25578727 If you don't do foreplay, I advise it.
Otherwise go play the vidya or something.
Anonymous
>>25578722 I told you man no hope (FUCK YOU AGAIN NOT AN ERIDAN REFERENCE)
Ted DiBiase, Keeping it Classy
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This is why I love you guys.
Eisenhower
What's going on in this thread? Oh.
Anonymous
Sometimes I wish I was flatchested.
Anonymous
>this thread >this filename
Radical Dreamer !iQu/bbTn7k
>>25578757 Eeh its daystuck can't be helped.
Anonymous
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>>25578766 yeah sorry, I started this back in the last thread
apologies
Anonymous
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>>25578769 My ex is flat chested.
Anonymous
>>25578719 No sir, YOU are new, this chick as been our little resident shit poster for a while, most of what they say is lies and all of what the do is stupid bullshit.
Anonymous
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>>25578775 Did Hussie get a new horse yet?
XLR !KOaMEGASp.
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>>25578776 Haven't you realized? all the stucks are badstuck now.
Anonymous
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>>25578755 well in that case, I guess it's the vidya for me. either that or maybe I destroyed my penis with years of porn.
Anonymous
>>25578769 I- I always wish this... I hate having such a womanly figure
Shin Homestuck Expert !LAPSpoongA
Anonymous
>>25578769 >>25578805 do you both have tits the size of France?
Radical Dreamer !iQu/bbTn7k
So new guy who just finished homestuck from the last thread. I suggest you go to night time threads they seem a bit more...not this. But good sir we are on hiatusstuck because of hussies new update schedule so it may not be better.
Anonymous
>girls complaining about having a womanly figure Alright, alright, how about you just post some pictures and we'll tell you if you should feel bad or not.
Anonymous
>>25578776 Very little differentiates daystuck from nightstuck nowadays I'm afraid
Anonymous
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>>25578805 >>25578769 shut up and get out of 4chan.
the womanly figure is the greatest display of curves one can ever hope to see.
a couple of nights ago I seriously saw an ass so great it made me religious.
Anonymous
Y'know what I might just get a reduction
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25578805 Don't say such a thing!
Embrace Your Body Ma'am! It's the only one you have!
Anonymous
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>>25578750 boner
boner boner boner boner boner
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>25578815 I think I prefer this.
Nighttime is all assholes arguing about asshats arguing about asshats arguing about asshats or fucking whatever.
this is silly and great.
Anonymous
take it to /soc/ you creepzoids
Anonymous
>guys want to be girls >girls want to be guys >all i know is that all around the nation >the girls are crying >the boys are masturbating
Anonymous
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>>25578814 I'm 34C
I guess that's average.
Anonymous
Shin Homestuck Expert !LAPSpoongA
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>>25578831 while you're at it get your belly button removed for more accurate troll cosplay
Anonymous
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>>25578851 imagine if /soc/ had regular HSGs
atomic
>>25578769 You know what I like about homestuck? The fact that since it happend a lot of artsits have been incorporating moving gif into their artwork. I think that it's totally awesome, and a neat trend.
What does everyone else like about homestuck?
Eisenhower
>>25578856 Should she be getting that robot arm wet?
I'm no good with mechanics, but I'm pretty sure she shouldn't be getting the moving parts wet.
Anonymous
>>25578815 >implying we aren't on hiatusstuck 24/7 Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25578887 snarky assholes. I LOVE them.
Anonymous
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>>25578872 The way its gotten so many artists together.
Shin Homestuck Expert !LAPSpoongA
>>25578878 Even better question is why would Vriska shower at all?
Anonymous
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>>25578878 if she covered it up equius wouldnt be able to collect his payment
24/7 vriska cam via the cameras in her arm
Anonymous
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>>25578819 I don't have a camera. If it helps, I have a 23" waist, 32" hips and 35" thighs (I have terribad thunder thighs).
>>25578833 That's actually... very nice of you, I certainly didn't expect that of 4chan! Thanks all the same.
ANYWAY KIDS HOMESTUCK.
Anonymous
>>25578872 It stopped me from killing myself over depressing loneliness and bordem.
So thats good I guess.
But then again it is just entertainment.
And Finding a purpose in life driven by such small pleasures is truly pathetic.
And this is getting me depressed typing about it.
Guy who is getting ridiculous in this shit
Guy who is getting ridiculous in this shit Tue 03 May 2011 00:55:00 No. 25578906 Report I just want a friend who is into Homestuck ;_;
Anonymous
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>>25578893 thanks, i try my best.
atomic
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>>25578872 Also, I didn't mean to link your post...
Radical Dreamer !iQu/bbTn7k
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>>25578872 I enjoy the fact the fandom is part of homestuck.
Many of the ideas and trends get picked up from fanartist by the art team and added to homestuck itself.
Someone posted a picture of redglare and during the recent flash the same artstyle of Redglare appeared in it.
Anonymous
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>>25578898 Pffffffff, she showers every 8 days or so. She's not a dirty slob!
Anonymous
>>25578872 holy shit that's the ONLY thing you like about homestuck?
I like the story, the characters, the music, the art and the amount of updates we get (well not currently)
Anonymous
>>25578906 Me too person.
Me too....
Anonymous
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>>25578906 Then convert one.
Anonymous
>>25578872 I love the .gif trend so much
it makes me feel less alone ;n;
Anonymous
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>>25578878 I'd get her moving parts wet if you catch my insinuation
Anonymous
>>25578905 Its the little things that get us by.
Anonymous
>>25578921 Well, we can't yell at hussie for a broked computer.
he updated a bunch beforehand.
I just hope he was able to save his backgrounds and sprites and such...
Anonymous
>>25578906 I just submitted my roommate request form for this year. One of the things I requested was someone who reads Homestuck/MSPA. Probably won't happen, but I can hope, right?
r-right???
Anonymous
Radical Dreamer !iQu/bbTn7k
>>25578880 Yes apon thinking about it I realize nightstuck is the time where they create karkat hate threads and yell at each other now.
I just miss the old days.
Anonymous
>>25578944 lil pathetic bro
Anonymous
>>25578905 you're correct, have you considered social interaction?
Can't pull that off? just off yourself
Anonymous
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>>25578942 D-don't say that... oh gosh what if he's lost everything
EVERYTHING
Anonymous
>>25578934 Oh damn, I just realized how much Kanaya's chainsaw resembles a raging erection, with all that growing and all.
Anonymous
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>>25578939 True my friend.
Anonymous
>>25578948 Give it some time. I think what everyone needs is to just take a few days or a week off and come back just looking to chill again.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25578948 That is a troll. 2% of people hate karkat, practically no one hates karkat. He is john level unhateable.
Anonymous
>>25578982 no, you just need to reading skills.
he means people post as karkat hating on things.
Anonymous
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>>25578957 trust me, I know.
Anonymous
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>>25578982 But I hate John >:?
Shin Homestuck Expert !LAPSpoongA
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>>25578963 Nice going, now I want a psychosexual analysis of the implactions of Kanaya snapping Eridan's phallic symbol in half and killing him with her own on my desk by wednesday.
Anonymous
Switching alarm system to code-blue. We're good.
Anonymous
>>25578948 The good old days will never be back my friend the generals are filled with forum rejects/ underagedB&/ and new fags
Best you can do is get the update notifier and hit up HSG when it activates. If you're really late to the party consider it a loss and avoid the general till the next update.
Anonymous
>>25578958 Oh no sir, It is easy for me to talk to people, And easy for me to make friends.
It's just I don't want them really..
I don't find good friends inside them, There just no ment for me really, I try to hang out and talk, But I always feel like a third wheel and just ruin conversations with my ignorance on the subjects they form there conjugation around.
But you are right, Some people are not made to live life, Maybe I am one of them.
Radical Dreamer !iQu/bbTn7k
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>>25578966 Yeah time with friends makes everyone a little bit happier.
Also I miss my steam group they are my homestuck friends and I'm waiting for the meteors to fall.
Tagxo you are so my fucking server player man!
But that sillyness aside people just need to chill.
Also ladies don't hate your bodies you are pretty.
>thershar notice What about the thershacutioner?
Anonymous
>>25578998 Man, what's up with that anyway? Why can't I just rage a little in allcaps without people automatically assuming I'm trying to imitate a fictional thirteen year old alien?
Anonymous
>>25579016 Maybe we should talk about pegging.
Since we're on the topic of chicks wanting to be guys.
Anonymous
Radical Dreamer !iQu/bbTn7k
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>>25579024 Because people don't let silly all caps fun go and they get actually angry about you yelling on the internets.
Shin Homestuck Expert !LAPSpoongA
>>25578971 what about them?
Anonymous
>>25579018 We don't call it "friendship" when you can't connect with people.
Anonymous
>>25579047 I want to insert her legs into my butthole.
Radical Dreamer !iQu/bbTn7k
>>25579047 They are pretty.
Anonymous
>>25579057 I do not understand this world.
Anonymous
I love HSG for the sense of community I'll never meet you guys but it's nice to know there's somebody there at the end of the day to get retarded with>inb4 this is exactly how the kids' relationships with each other work
Shin Homestuck Expert !LAPSpoongA
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>>25579057 goatman is that you?
Anonymous
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>>25579017 I might actually consider doing this.
Anonymous
>>25579054 Well I do it mostly for show sometimes, I'd rather stick around with people that secretly hate me then Be by myself.
Anonymous
>>25579054 PLEASE.
PLEASE GIVE US A GLADES DUMP.
It has been so long since I have last seen her and we all need to see the matron troll of HSG.
Anonymous
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>>25579075 that feel, i know it
Anonymous
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I like Homestuck and all, but there's no way in hell I'm going to discuss it with people in real life the fandom's too fucked up for me to be associated with
Anonymous
I like how every time I wonder why a thread is especially shitty I just have to check my hidden posts, and then I realize it's homestuck expert, bringing the entire thread down to their level of intense idiocy. It was great when you were gone.
Anonymous
>>25579089 You seem to be misspelling Herpus Derpus
Anonymous
Radical Dreamer !iQu/bbTn7k
Anonymous
Why do you want to do wrong, wrong things to Kanaya.
Anonymous
>>25579080 Get a hobby other than the internet and /v/. Seriously, this is my fucking advice for all of you who feel you have no friends.
Anonymous
>>25579112 Because she's a filthy slut
Anonymous
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>>25579102 >herpus derpus >matron NIGGER WHAT?
atomic
>>25579102 glades=matron
herpus=patron
easy peasy
Shin Homestuck Expert !LAPSpoongA
Anonymous
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>>25579118 fucking hell she really is the best troll
Anonymous
>>25579113 I have many hobbies. I cook and draw and I am a great actor. People Like to be around me, But to be a friend? It's like they are ashamed.
Oh well.
Anonymous
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>>25579075 >>25579111 I... don't think anyone would have mentioned it if you hadn't, bro.
Goddamnit, this a thousand times.
Anonymous
i'm just going to say something if you don't like it you can just send it right back i would fuck any woman dressed as kanaya
Anonymous
>>25579116 Lesbians can't be sluts, silly.
Anonymous
>>25579118 oh I just read it as Patron for some reason
Carry on.
Shin Homestuck Expert !LAPSpoongA
>>25579101 Except I really didn't contribute all that much to the crumminess of this thread and you're a bitter holdover from february
Anonymous
>>25579138 >great actor What parts have you played?
What plays do you enjoy?
Et cetera, I fucking love acting.
Shin Homestuck Expert !LAPSpoongA
Anonymous
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>>25579148 that said, please post any herpus you have as well.
I love our OC's.
Anonymous
>>25579149 It's odd HSE, you may not actually contribute to said shitty threads but your presence alone leads to some really stupid shit.
Anonymous
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>>25579138 >I am a great herp derp and people like to be around me but they don't want to be my friends Oh. Pardon me, I didn't realise you were just one of those.
queefmaster
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>>25579140 what if she was three times your size, had jelly rolls that you could suffocate in, and had tits that frightened small children whenever she moved
Anonymous
>>25579155 Well I just got into And I played As Wild Bill In Calamity Jane, I'm going to try out as Conrad Birddie in Well... Bye bye birdy Next spring.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>25579155 I love acting, but I fucking hate most actors.
Especially this kind of dumpass.
Anonymous
>>25579165 okay you've convinced me
any woman but you
Anonymous
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so if HSE's not the worst poster in these threads, who is?
Anonymous
>>25579165 Isn't that Aer?
Anonymous
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>>25579165 her eyes are tripping me out
atomic
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>>25579075 Me too! That's why I love HSG, we may be silly, but we all are in the same boat.
Friends.
A... friend ship, if you will.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25579184 Dude what country are you from.
Radical Dreamer !iQu/bbTn7k
Anonymous
>>25579184 what those suck what did you do that was great?
why are you such a great actor?
Anonymous
>>25579208 >>25579208 Oh Jesus fucking Christ I need to proofread my posts more often.
Anonymous
>>25579149 ohohoho yes you fucking do, you are the spark that sets the fire.
I watch you louise. I know how you move and post. I see inflammatory statements, and very subtle bullshit from you consistently.
Anonymous
>>25579219 so perfect...
hnnnng
Anonymous
>>25579184 >>25579227 He's just being a self-important ass.
Link up the part where he calls himself great with the posts about how no one wants to be his friend.
Anonymous
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>>25579231 I dont give a shit, I still want to know what country you are from.
Shin Homestuck Expert !LAPSpoongA
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>>25579175 like in the simpsons whem the kids who sat around Bart got worse grades too? Or maybe they know I think awful threads are funny or something.
>>25579192 No dunkstick this is me
Anonymous
>>25579227 I don't know really, people always said I was a great one, and I've been accepted into Flagler's Drama program.
So Its not like I can be that bad.
Anonymous
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>>25579197 What? Really? Oh gross
Anonymous
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>>25579219 If I could only... just reach through the screen. Touch her. She's seems so real.
Anonymous
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in before the birth of another tripfag/namefag from this actor guy
Anonymous
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>>25579254 maybe I find his self-important ass funny?
maybe I enjoy giving him the benefit of the doubt?
>>25579280 okay you are by no means a "great actor" until you've actually done some hard and real acting outside school plays and musicals. Seriously what made you write "great actor"?
Anonymous
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>>25579219 She's... beautiful.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25579197 No.
...I hope not anyways.
Shin Homestuck Expert !LAPSpoongA
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>>25579237 So i'm like some passive aggressive puppetmaster or something? neat
Shin Homestuck Expert !LAPSpoongA
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>>25579219 rgosdfgsdk;sdga
Anonymous
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>>25579324 All I know is that Aer is a hambeast and she cosplays Kanaya.
Radical Dreamer !iQu/bbTn7k
Anonymous
>>25579280 Flagler?
Flagler College?
You lucky fucker.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>25579371 she posted a cosplay pic once.
not her above though, pretty sure.
but she is no twig or your ideal nerd girlfriend I'm afraid.
Radical Dreamer !iQu/bbTn7k
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>>25579369 >but I'm not a heterosexual Sorry you keep posting karkat thought it was funny.
Anonymous
Shin Homestuck Expert !LAPSpoongA
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>>25579350 what a strumpet
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
how much do you think I would have to pay a hooker to cover herself in grey body paint and put on a pair of yellow horns
Anonymous
Anonymous
So, since the wallpapers are shit, does anybody know what the secret thing is and can anybody post it? THANK YOU.
Anonymous
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>>25579426 I meant art team wallpapers, obviously.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25579426 They get sent out saturday I think?
But yeah, they are shit.
Anonymous
>>25579426 SOMEBODY POST THE WALLPAPERS
Shin Homestuck Expert !LAPSpoongA
Radical Dreamer !iQu/bbTn7k
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>>25579415 Well I watched this reality show on HBO about the bunny ranch and someone payed one of them to dress up as a clown.
Soooooo I guess you have to pay them for the actual sex and then pay them for the time it takes to put on the makeup.
Anonymous
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>>25579351 Yes, And I'm sorry if my posts have aggravated you, I just thought If I put pride into something I like doing you people would respect me more, I don't tend to believe I am a good actor, But it actually felt good for a second, I'm sorry If I wronged you. I'll just shut up now.
Anonymous
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>>25579440 Oh I always forget there's a delay D:
Anonymous
>>25579448 Are we postin wallpapers now
Because I don't know who drew this but I wish I could pay them for this image
Radical Dreamer !iQu/bbTn7k
>>25579448 All of them?
>>25579437 Yes she is *swoon*
Shin Homestuck Expert !LAPSpoongA
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>>25579350 Wait a second... $10 for pocky? What the christ
Anonymous
>>25579492 Why is Dave ginger
No
Anonymous
what if hussie was kanaya
Anonymous
Where were you when Osama died? Me? Well I was busy masturbating to the egg fic.
Anonymous
Shin Homestuck Expert !LAPSpoongA
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>>25579504 Dave was ginger for about 3 months back last spring/summer
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25579508 Somehow I feel you might've helped through that.
Radical Dreamer !iQu/bbTn7k
>>25579504 It was before the ectoboilogy thing and everyone found out him and rose are siblings so there was a lot of debate if he was ginger or blonde.
Anonymous
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>>25579492 >>25579504 because it makes my chestnut-haired cosplay seem less stupid :)
Anonymous
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>>25579538 Oh ok
fair enough
Anonymous
>>25579492 is it bad that i want to see jade fuck someone with that gun
Anonymous
>>25579508 shit me too....
you don't think we had anything to do with his passing away, do you?
Anonymous
>>25579506 >implying he isn't Anonymous
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>>25579561 Someone's been watching Bible Black
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>>25579566 I imagine he dies right as the first egg was layed in Rose
Anonymous
>>25579567 Does anyone know Hussie's birthday?
I'm a virgo too, just wondering if we share a birthday...
Anonymous
>>25579538 no, that can't be right
look, Jade is in post-alchemization gear. that only happened recently. unless they did Dave before then, which is also dumb
Anonymous
>>25579350 >>25579219 Oh god. I'm actually considering fapping to this. What have you done to me Homestuck General!?
Radical Dreamer !iQu/bbTn7k
Anonymous
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>>25579603 Aww, come here. Don't feel bad, we've all been through this.
Just do as your heart tells you.
Anonymous
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>>25579538 >It was before the ectoboilogy thing Jade's wearing clothes that were alchemized last Christmas.
Anonymous
>>25579603 what?
isn't it natural to explore her chest with your hand?
search for the turning point where stomach turns to breast?
run your hand up her legs as you pull up her skirt
feeling her smooth grey skin
Shin Homestuck Expert !LAPSpoongA
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>>25579592 August 25/26 I think?
Anonymous
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You will never be a good Kanaya cosplayer. ;_;
Radical Dreamer !iQu/bbTn7k
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>>25579597 They added jade later it was just the three of them.
Just how Jade was added post entry to the motorcycle pic.
queefmaster
>>25579508 >>25579537 >>25579566 somewhere, in a top-secret US military facility deep beneath the Rockies, is a room whose inhabitants' sole purpose is to fap to the most grotesque and disgusting porn on the internet
then a psychic beacon transmits the overwhelming filthiness of their collective, simultaneous orgasm to anywhere in the world, causing the eventual target to experience the sheer horror of such depraved eroticism and spontaneously combust
Anonymous
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>>25579667 And because of this Osama's last thought was a thirteen ear old girl being fucked full of eggs by a turtle.
Anonymous
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Did /co/ freeze again?
Anonymous
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>>25579603 At least you aren't fapping to a drawing of a 13 year old
Seriously don't feel too ashamed, she's an attractive woman.
Radical Dreamer !iQu/bbTn7k
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I hope that cosplayer never reads about people fap urges wouldn't want her to get creeped out and start cosplaying something else.
Anonymous
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>>25579631 STOP.
OR ELSE I'LL GET A FUCKING DIAMOND CUTTER IN MY PANTS: