Update 2024-03-27: Greatly expanded the "Samples" page and renamed it to "Glossary".
Update 2024-04-04: Added 5 million mid-2011 posts from the k47 post dump. Browse (mostly) them here.
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Welcome to Oldfriend Archive, the official 4chan archive of the NSA. Hosting ~170M text-only 2003-2014 4chan posts (mostly 2006-2008).
So you're sittin' in your computer room doing what you do when suddenly your window shatters or if you don't have a window your door gets kicked in and this guy appears. He stares you down, points his weapon at you, and says
Alright, so I heard you have some moves to show me.
TELL ME /co/, IN SUCH A SITUATION, WHAT DO YOU DO?
