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>hanging out with friend, watching tv
>friend says "lets watch MLP"
>"ok"
>we watch, i am stone-faced throughout the whole thing, he is laughing pretty much non-stop
>change channel, watch Archer
>he is stone-faced throughout the whole thing, i am laughing pretty much non-stop
>Archer is over, friend turns to me, says
>"You like THIS piece of shit, but not MLP? What the FUCK dude!"
>friend storms out and refuses to talk to me for 2 DAYS
>MFW