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be a child
>>aww they're just having fun. why'd Donald Duck/Uncle Scrooge have to be so grumpy with them?

be an adult
>>Holy shit, I never realized what demon children they were until now. GET YOUR FUCKING BELT(S), DONALD/SCROOGE.