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>Be 7
>In video rental store, with mom.
>"MOMMY I WANNA WATCH A CARTOON MOVIE"
>Aladin
>"I'VE SEEN THAT ONE A BAZILLION TIMES!"
>Snow White
>"THAT ONE TOO!"
>Mom:"What about this one?"
>HBO's Spawn, Season 1
>"THAT ONE LOOKS COOL! GET THAT ONE!"
>Take it home ond watch
>I'm ruined for life

Cartoons, You know, for Kids!