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Anonymous !2wL41tVaB6 Mon 20 Jun 2011 10:09:00 No.26993266 View View Reply Original Report

Time to be everyone's favorite firecracker on Omegle. You can be other characters if you want. But lets have some fun!

Stranger: Panty Check!! What color, what style?? ;D
You: GET IN MY OFFICE
You: PARKER
You: I DON'T WEAR PANTIES
You: I GO COMMANDO
You: YOU KNOW THIS

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 10:13:00 No.26993356 Report

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Stranger: hey
You: PARKER! GET IN HERE!
Stranger: fuck you mom
Stranger: suck my dick
You: I NEED PHOTOS!
You: PHOTOS OF YOUR MOM!
Stranger: I woke up with vomit on my legs and face this morning
Stranger: I got really fucking drunk yesterday
Stranger: it was disgusting
You: PARKER DO I PAY YOU TO GIVE ME SOB STORIES OF YOUR PATHETIC LIFE?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 10:18:00 No.26993497 Report

Quoted By: >>26993614

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi m or f
You: Who am I?
You: Are you sure you want to know?
Stranger: yes
You: If someone told you I was just your average ordinary guy...
Stranger: ok
You: without a care in the world
You: Somebody lied.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 10:19:00 No.26993509 Report

Quoted By: >>26993563

You: PARKER!
Stranger: heey, 17 f ca horny, you?
You: GET IN MY OFFICE PARKER
You: I NEED PICTURES
You: PICTURES OF SPIDER MAN
Stranger: do you like talking dirty?
You: I DO, I LOVE TALKING ABOUT THAT FILTHY CRIMINAL SPIDER MAN COMMITTING HEINOUS DEEDS
You: WHY DO YOU ASK SON
Stranger: hehe..ok first, here's a regular pic of me http://bitDOTly/jjqlTr :)...but i want you to see my naughty ones before we cyber
You: EXCELLENT, BUT WHAT I REALLY NEED IS PICTURES
You: PICTURES OF SPIDER MAN
You: I CANT PUT THESE ON A HEADLINE
Stranger: http://urDOTly/Mklo ..they're under sxylick23, tell me what you think
You: THEY DONT HAVE ENOUGH SPIDERMAN IN THEM
You: GET MORE IN THERE AND THEN WE CAN TALK ABOUT MONEY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 10:21:00 No.26993563 Report

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>>26993509
an underaged bot
niiiiice

Fast Times at Cromartie High !2wL41tVaB6

Fast Times at Cromartie High !2wL41tVaB6 Mon 20 Jun 2011 10:24:00 No.26993612 Report

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I once went on a JJJ and the other person tried to have Spider-Man themed cyber-sex. I kept true to the bit as he talked about Sandman boning MJ.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 10:24:00 No.26993614 Report

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>>26993497

I chortled.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 10:25:00 No.26993650 Report

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Stranger: hey
You: PARKER
You: IN MY OFFICE
You: NOW!
Stranger: ?
You: DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK PARKER! YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS ABOUT!
Stranger: umm
You: YOU HAVEN'T GIVEN ME ANY PICTURES OF THAT WEBBED MENACE SINCE THURSDAY
You: I DON'T PAY YOU TO LOUNGE AROUND THE BUGLE!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 10:27:00 No.26993693 Report

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Stranger: Any Horny Females For skype/webcam?
You: PARKER!
You: GET ON MY WEBCAM
Stranger: u horny?
You: I NEED VIDYA FEEDS
Stranger: Female?
You: VIDYA FEEDS OF SPIDER MAN
You: IM NOT PAYING YOU TO TROLL FOR SEX ON OMEGLE PARKER
You: I PAID YOU FOR PICTURES
You: PICTURES OF THAT MASKED MENACE
Stranger: look dude im not in too role playing
You: AND IM NOT INTO YOU SITTING AROUND THE BUGLE WITH A THUMB UP YOUR PATOOT, GET OUT THERE AND GET ME PICTURES OF SPIDER MAN!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 10:30:00 No.26993755 Report

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You: Hello?
You: Hello.
You: Hello?
You: Are you still there?
Stranger: Hey what's happening?
You: Target aquired.
You: Target lost.
You: Hello.
You: Hello?
Stranger: Have you locked on? Ohh that's a no
You: Target aquired. Hello
You: Dispensing product.

>>I don't blame you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 10:30:00 No.26993763 Report

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: Excuse me, but what am I looking at?
Stranger: a cute boy
You: No! It's a desk. Do you know what's on it?
Stranger: and i what am i looking at?
Stranger: yes
You: Then tell me... what am I looking at?
Stranger: 16 years old
Stranger: male
Stranger: and i
Stranger: what am a looking at?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
You: No. There's nothing on my desk and that includes PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN PARKER!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 10:32:00 No.26993804 Report

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You: PARKER!
Stranger: To save time:21.f.us/I've never been less horny in my life so don't even try it.
You: IN MY OFFICE!
Stranger: WHYYY?
You: BECAUSE I NEED PICTURES
You: PICTURES OF SPIDER MAN!
Stranger: About those...
Stranger: I kind of...
You: SPIT IT OUT PARKER
Stranger: Dropped them in the sewer?
You: YOU WHAT!
Stranger: N-nothing!
You: I DONT PAY YOU TO BE A BUTTER FINGERS PARKER
Stranger: I can fix it!
You: I PAY YOU TO TAKE PICTURES
Stranger: I'll get them to you by lunch!
You: DONT TALK WHEN IM TALKING. YOURE FIRED. YOURE RE-HIRED. I NEED A HEADLINE AND ITS GOT TO HAVE SPIDER MAN.
Stranger: You got it!
You: ROBBING A BANK OR SOMETHING DEVIOUS. YOU HAVE TO CATCH HIM IN THE ACT!
Stranger: I will,sir
You: THAT WEBBED MENACE HAS PLAGUED NEW YORK CITY FOR TOO LONG!
Stranger: I'm on it!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 10:34:00 No.26993871 Report

Quoted By: >>26996220

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: dfgsduigsgfsnigf
You: sfgnsgniasdfnighasdonhah
Stranger: hey there;))))))))
You: dsdfinsgfisinfoxojcoodiofjscikx-cvnmjxlc
You: zcczxcdsdfgtfg
You: jigifisoofojdf
Stranger: i like those words your using :)
You: dfidnmf
You: sdfsdfwefrsgfsgwrgf
You: gfs
Stranger: their kinda turning me on........
You: dkfsojogodf

Stranger: i think i jizzed on the screen
Stranger: jk i dont have a penins
You: sdfasdsfghjeg
Stranger: woops penis*
You: sdafryertysdgf????sd
You: fs
Stranger: fs (suck school)
Stranger: woops! fuck
Stranger: ;)
You: rgsdgdsg
Stranger: i think i....
Stranger: i.......
Stranger: la......
Stranger: la.....
Stranger: love......
Stranger: you
Stranger: :)
You: fdsgfjsdfghd
Stranger: will you marry me i think you understand how hard it is to propose :)
You: strydfa
You have disconnected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 10:35:00 No.26993890 Report

Quoted By: >>26993912

You: PARKER!
You: GET IN HERE!
Stranger: suck me
You: ONLY IF YOU GET ME PICTURES
You: PICTURES OF SPIDER MAN!
Stranger: how about u suck me
You: HOW ABOUT YOU GET ME A HEADLINER PICTURE PARKER
Stranger: ok

Nul, the Breaker of Worlds

Nul, the Breaker of Worlds Mon 20 Jun 2011 10:36:00 No.26993912 Report

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>>26993890
>suck me
>ONLY IF YOU GET ME PICTURES

Damn...he REALLY wants those pictures...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 10:37:00 No.26993923 Report

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You: PARKER?
You: GET IN MY OFFICE.
Stranger: YUP
You: YOU'VE MISSED YET ANOTHER DEADLINE, ASSWIPE.
You: WHERE ARE MY PICTURES?
Stranger: sorry...
Stranger: uhhhh
Stranger: idk
You: DAMNIT PARKER, THIS ISN'T A GODDAMN MALT SHOP, THIS IS A NEWSPAPER.
You: NOW GET OUT THERE AND GET ME PICTURES.
You: PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN.
Stranger: yes sire
You: WELL THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, PARKER? I SAID GET THE FUCK OUT.
You: OR YOU'RE FIRED.
Stranger: aye aye captn

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 10:41:00 No.26994026 Report

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You:
You:
You:
Stranger: hi
You:
>Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:'(

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 10:46:00 No.26994122 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 10:48:00 No.26994166 Report

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: :D
You: :)
You: Hello!
Stranger: hw are u ?
You: I'm fine, I'm doing a story for the Daily Planet on Omegle, would you mind me interviewing you for a few minutes?
Stranger: okey , no problem
You: Alright - have you ever met someone who claimed to run Lexcorp? If you did, did he make any threats at you?
Stranger: no ...
You: Alright - here's an opinion poll: Who would you prefer to defend your city. Batman, or Superman?
Stranger: superman, but factually i like spiderman
You: Great! That's all my questions. I think I hear Lois calling. Take care! By the way, Spider Man isn't real.
You have disconnected.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 10:58:00 No.26994347 Report

Quoted By: >>26994372 >>26994401

Stranger: hi
You: Welcome to the enrichment center.
You: At the completion of this exercise, greif counseling and cake will be made available.
Stranger: yay !
Stranger: I'm ready.
You: Good.
You: Now please step swiftly threw the chamberlock
You: As the effects of prolonged exposure to the button are not part of this test.
Stranger: *steps through*
You: You're doing VERY WELL.
Stranger: yay !
You: Tommorow is Aperture Science Bring your Daughter to Work Day, the perfect day to have her tested.
Stranger: okay.
You: The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment.
You: In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice.
You: For instance, the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it.
Stranger: okay. lava floor ?
You: Yes.
Stranger: ohshitnicole.
Stranger: ohshit. weird autocorrect. sorry, lol.
You: I'm glad to inform you all Aperture Science equipment is designed to withstand over 4000 degrees Kelvin
Stranger: awesome !

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 10:58:00 No.26994349 Report

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You: FOOLISH SAMURAI!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: AW SHIT
You: YOU WILL NEVER RETURN TO THE PAST
You: YOU CANNOT HOPE TO CHALLENGE THE GREAT AKU!
Stranger: BUT I MUST! I MUST SLAY MY NEMESIS OROKU SAKI AND RESTORE MY FAMIRY'S HONOR
Stranger: I WILL DEFEAT YOU, GREAT AKU!
You: I AM THE SHOGUN OF SORROW - NOT EVEN YOUR SWORD WILL BE ENOUGH TO OPPOSE ME!
Stranger: NIGGERS!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 10:59:00 No.26994372 Report

Quoted By: >>26994401

>>26994347

You: As per protocol, we are no longer altering the truth in 3....2...----BUUUUUZZ
Stranger: what's going on ?!
You: As per aformentioned protocol, I am no longer capable of lying to you
You: When this test is over you will be...missed.
Stranger: what's going to happen ?!
You: Wait....what are you doing?
You: STOP IT!!!
You: hahahahahahfklsdjfk4weo8r
Stranger: what did I so ?!
Stranger: do*
You: We are pleased that you completed the last portion of the test
Stranger: what ?
You: In which we petended that we were going to murder you.
Stranger: oh dear.
You: We are very proud of you.
Stranger: thanks. :/
You: Please assume the party escort submission position and a member will escort you to your party.
Stranger: okay.
You: Wait....where are you going?
You: I can fell you...inside of me.
You: Your not even going the right way!
Stranger: I'm sorry.
You: You're not a scientist. You're not even a full time employee! Where did your life go so wrong?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 11:00:00 No.26994381 Report

Quoted By: >>26995629

You: I
You: AM
You: PENIS
You: CUPCAKE
You: I WILL EAT YOU
Stranger: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 11:00:00 No.26994401 Report

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>>26994347
>>26994372
Stranger: I'm sorry, man !
You: We we're going to throw a party for you.
You: We invited your best friend the companion cube
Stranger: aw man !
You: But, of course.
You: You MURDERED him.
Stranger: fuck life. :l
You: That device you just destroyed made shoes for orphans.
You: Good job breaking it hero.
Stranger: I'll murder you too if you tell anyone about it, though.
Stranger: you want me to break more ?
You: It's not heroic...it's murder!
Stranger: damn straight. you caught me.
Stranger: but that's fine. I'LL JUST KILL ALL OF YOU.
You: You destroyed my morality core that scientists put into me to stop me from flooding the enrichment center with deadly neurotoxin after I flooded the enrichment center with deadly neurotoxin
You: Now I'm warming up the neuotoxin
Stranger: whatdoes it do ?
You: You want to know what happens after death?
You: .....I know
Stranger: no, please !
You: and let me tell you
You: You should pack as much living as you can into the next few minutes.
Stranger: okay !
You: *cough cough* NEUOTOXIN
Stranger: shitfuck.
You: hahahha kidding, I could take a bath in this stuff, rub it in my eyes, pour it in my cereal
You: You however...will find its effects.
You: MUCH less funny.
Stranger: what does it do ?
You: Trying to kill you and giving good advice aren't mutually exclusive. You should take the rocket.
Stranger: *takes rocket*
You: This was a triumph

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 11:06:00 No.26994500 Report

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varying degrees of success here

/fit/ /fa/ /co/mr/a/de !!oBlSR21tBgR

/fit/ /fa/ /co/mr/a/de !!oBlSR21tBgR Mon 20 Jun 2011 11:09:00 No.26994570 Report

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Gay?
You: No I'm not north star
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anakaris !!QF5+EdEH1CK

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Anakaris !!QF5+EdEH1CK Mon 20 Jun 2011 11:12:00 No.26994630 Report

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You: hello
Stranger: hello
You: I am Anakaris, Pharaoh of Egypt
Stranger: wahahah

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 11:21:00 No.26994847 Report

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Stranger: -gropes-
You: PARKER STOP SEXUALLY HARRASSING ME AND GET ME PICTURES! PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!
Stranger: I'm sorry sir I'll do it right away!!
You: MOVE IT! I'M NOT PAYING YOU TO STAND THERE SLACK-JAWED!
You: I WANT THE WORLD TO SEE HIM FOR THE MENACE HE TRULY IS!
Stranger: Sir I don't think he's as menacing as u think!, but I'll get the pictures!
You: WHAT ARE YOU STILL STANDING THERE FOR
You: GET ME THOSE PICS
You: OR YOU'RE FIRED
Stranger: Sir i got pictures...but they are of earth vader is that Ok?
You: EARTH VADER?! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?! THIS IS THE DAILY BUGLE, NOT SOME ENVIRONMENTALIST HIPPIE SCIENCE FANTASY TERRORIST GLORIFYING RAG!
Stranger: I'm sorry but he was planting those pretty trees!
You: UNLESS THOSE TREES ARE BEING SEXUALLY HARASSED BY SPIDER-MAN I DON'T NEED THEM!
Stranger: Titties!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

The Music Anon !NJkA7Pii0Y

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The Music Anon !NJkA7Pii0Y Mon 20 Jun 2011 11:26:00 No.26994968 Report

Quoted By: >>26995244

you:HOLY ORGASMIC CONVERSATION STRANGER LOOKS LIKE THE JOKERS UP TO HIS OLD TRICKS AGAIN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

what the fuck not even a hello

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 11:32:00 No.26995114 Report

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>no MSPA roleplaying

I'm amazed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 11:32:00 No.26995118 Report

Quoted By:

I really shouldn't have read that K-Box thread before doing this.

Stranger: would you, perhaps, like to touch my mango?
You: QUIT MAKING SEXUALLY SUGGESTIVE CONVERSATION PARKER!
You: GET ME PICTURES! PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!
Stranger: that's fine, i'll just be your brother. that's what you wanted, right?
You: FUCK YOU PARKER, YOUR AUNT MAY HAVE MARRIED MY DAD BUT YOU STILL CAN'T GET ANY OF MY MONEY UNTIL YOU GET ME PICTURES
You: GET ME THOSE PICTURES OF THAT WALL CRAWLING MENACE
Stranger: I CAN'T HELP IT THAT I FUCKED YOUR MOM
Stranger: SHE STARTED IT
You: MY MOM WOULDN'T WASTE HER TIME ON A WRETCH LIKE YOU, PARKER! SHE WOULD'VE INSERTED YOUR ENTIRE BODY RIGHT INTO HER HOOHAH AND CRUSHED YOU LIKE AN OVERRIPE GRAPE!
You: NOW GET GOING!
You: GET ME THOSE PICS!
Stranger: Oh, that is just vile.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 11:37:00 No.26995244 Report

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>>26994968

You: HOLY ORGASMIC CONVERSATION STRANGER LOOKS LIKE THE JOKERS UP TO HIS OLD TRICKS AGAIN
Stranger: it has been 11 hours since my last orgasm
You: HOLY CELIBACY CHAT STRANGER LOOKS LIKE YOU MIGHT NEED TO GET OFF
Stranger: trolololwut
Stranger: why yes
Stranger: i am on a very high cliff
Stranger: and it is dangerous
Stranger: i should get off
Stranger: for my safety
Stranger: and the safety of those below
You: HOLY CRAZY CLIFFHANGER STRANGER YOU NEED TO GET SOME HELP
Stranger: maybe if only i know how to use caps lock
Stranger: i would be safe
Stranger: and cool
You: HOLY DOUBLE EMERGENCY SHOULD I HELP BATMAN FIGHT THE JOKER OR SAVE THE STRANGER FROM FALLING OFF A CLIFF
Stranger: fap
Stranger: *waves fingers*
Stranger: you suddenly find yourself insatiably horny
Stranger: rocks fall
Stranger: you die
You: HOLY CATASTROPHIC SUICIDE, THE STRANGER JUST OFFED HIMSELF!
Stranger: le fin
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 11:39:00 No.26995291 Report

Quoted By: >>26995347

THIS IS THE BEST IDEA EVER /co/.

Omegle raids have never been fun. Until now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 11:41:00 No.26995347 Report

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>>26995291
we do this shit at least once a week
it's usually pretty good stuff

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 11:41:00 No.26995364 Report

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Stranger: hi, male here

You: Bills.... bills.... magazine subscription...

You: WHEN THE FUCK IS THE PACKAGE GOING TO ARRIVE?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 11:50:00 No.26995596 Report

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Stranger: LOOK ITS SPIDERMAN
You: WHERE? \
You: GET YOUR CAMERA READY!
Stranger: HERE SIR
You: GET PICTURES!
You: TAKE PICTURES PARKER! THAT'S WHAT I PAY YOU FOR!
Stranger: I DID SIR
Stranger: 90 OF THEM SI
You: GOOD LET ME SEE
Stranger: SIR*
Stranger: HERE SIR
Stranger: ITS HQ
You: GOOD JOB PARKER LET'S HAVE A LOOK
You: .....
You: WHAT THE HELL PARKER?
Stranger: WHAT
You: THESE ARE ALL BLURRY AS SHIT
Stranger: ORLY
You: YES.
Stranger: LOOK AT THIS ONE
Stranger: SPIDERMAN ALMOST KILELD ME HERE
You: OH MY GOS
You: PARKER, YOU GET A PROMOTION
Stranger: YES
You: THIS WILL MAKE A GREAT HEADLINE
You: "SPIDERMAN ATTACKS INNOCENT CAMERAMAN"
You: IT'S GENIUS
You: GOOD JOB PARKER.
Stranger: YES SIR

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 11:52:00 No.26995629 Report

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>>26994381
why did i laugh

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 12:17:00 No.26996132 Report

Quoted By: >>26996192 >>26996340

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: My boobs hurt
You: I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE TURNING YOURSELF INTO A WOMAN, PARKER! GET ME PICTURES! PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!
Stranger: I CAN'T DO THAT BECAUSE I AM SPIDERMAN
Stranger: I MEAN SURE WHATEVER
You: WHAT! HOLY PENIS, WHAT A SCOOP!
Stranger: YOU CAN'T TELL ANYONE BECAUSE
You: SPIDER-MAN REVEALS HIMSELF TO BE DAILY BUGLE PHOTOGRAPHER, GETS HIT WITH LAWSUIT FROM HEROIC PUBLISHER
Stranger: IT'S A SECERT
You: SECRET! I'M GOING TO PUNCH THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF YOU FOR ALL THE TIMES YOU WEBBED ME!
Stranger: I ONLY TOLD YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
You: YOUR COME-ONS WON'T SAVE YOU FROM MY WRAITH, PARKER!
You: SOON YOU'LL BE TAKING PICTURES OF YOURSELF BRUISED AND BLOODY!
You: AND I'LL TITLE IT
You: HEROIC PUBLISHER DEFEATS MASKED MENACE!
Stranger: NO ONE WANTS TO LISTEN TO YOUT PORNO IDEAS
You: SHUT UP AND TAKE YOUR PUNISHMENT LIKE A MAN, PARKER
Stranger: IS THAT A COME ON BIG BOY
You: I'M SURE YOU'RE ATTRACTED TO ME PARKER, BUT I DON'T GIVE A SHIT, YOU MASKED MENACE
You: STAND STILL SO I CAN BUST YOUR FACE
Stranger: FUCK YOU I AM SPIDERMAN
You: FUCK YOU I AM J JONAH JAMESON
You: I WILL BUST YOUR ASS TEN TIMES OVER YOU WALL CRAWLING MENACE
Stranger: YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 12:20:00 No.26996192 Report

Quoted By: >>26996252 >>26996340

>>26996132

You: THEN I'LL BUST YOU AGAIN IN COURT
Stranger: I AM THE FUCKING SPIDERMAN
You: YOU OWE ME DAMAGES, PARKER DAMAGES
You: NOW YOU'RE CONFESSING TO SEXUAL ASSUALT, PARKER?!
Stranger: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THOSE DAMAGES
Stranger: I WILL DAMAGE YOUR FACE
You: I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY!
Stranger: YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO
You: NOW HOLD STILL SO I CAN SMACK YOU
Stranger: I AM FAST LIKE A SPIDER
You: FUCK YOU PARKER STAND STILL
Stranger: I WILL CRAWL IN THE CORNER AND WATCH YOU SLEEP
You: RRRRRR
You: PARKER HOLD STILL SO I CAN SWAT YOU
Stranger: YOU'LL NEVER GET ME I WILL FOREVER HAUNT YOU WITH MY LOVE
Stranger: I MEAN SPIDER POWERS
You: YOU MAY ESCAPE BUT I'LL HAVE ALL LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICIALS AFTER YOU, PARKER!
You: YOU WEBBED FREAK!
You: I'LL SUE YOU FOR MILLIONS! MILLIONS!
You: YOU'LL GET BUSTED IN PRISON, YOU MASKED MENACE!
Stranger: NONSENSE YOU DON'T PAY ME ENOUGH FOR THAT
Stranger: PRISON CAN'T HOLD ME
You: ALSO YOU'RE FIRED!
Stranger: FINE I QUIT
Stranger: I AM GOING TO POST MEAN THINGS ABOUT YOU ON MY BLOG
You: SEE YOU IN COURT, YOU WALL CRAWLING MENACE
Stranger: SEE YOU IN HELL
Stranger: JERK
You: GET BACK HERE SO I CAN SWAT YOU SOME MORE
Stranger: YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME
Stranger: OBVIOUSLY
You: PARKERRRRRRRRRR
Stranger: SPIDERMAN TO YOU BITCH
You: MENACE IS MORE LIKE IT
You: AND GET ME THOSE PICTURES OF YOURSELF
Stranger: THAT'S KINKY BRO
You: I DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT BDSM GAMES YOU'RE DOING WITH MY SECRETARY
You: I WANT PICTURES OF YOURSELF GETTING BEATEN BY ME AND GETTING ARRESTED
Stranger: I CAN'T TAKE THOSE PICTURES WHILE YOU BEAT ME
Stranger: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE
Stranger: UNLESS WE TAKE A MYSPACE SHOT
You: YOU'RE SPIDER-MAN AND YOU TAKE PICTURES OF YOURSELF WHILE FIGHTING, SO I KNOW IT'S POSSIBLE, YOU LAZY MENACE

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 12:22:00 No.26996220 Report

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>>26993871
>Daredevil
Well done.
I didn't even catch it at first

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 12:24:00 No.26996252 Report

Quoted By: >>26996293 >>26996340

>>26996192
Stranger: YEAH THAT'S NOT WHAT YOUR MOTHER SAID
You: MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT, PARKER
Stranger: I KILLED YOUR MOTHER IN BED
You: YOU WISH YOU COULD, YOU MASKED KILLING MENACE
You: NOW HOLD STILL WHILE I SWAT YOU
Stranger: WHY ARE YOU EVEN ALIVE
Stranger: I AM GOING YO WEB YOU IN THE FACE
You: GAH
Stranger: AND NOT WITH NY PENIS
You: I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, PARKER
Stranger: NO YOU WON'T
You: WHEN YOUR WEB MELTS I'M CALLING THE COPS ANY MINUTE
Stranger: YOU CAN'T CATCH ME
Stranger: I'M ALWAYS RIGHT BEHIND YOU
Stranger: LURKING IN THE SHADOWS
You: I'M SENDING THE COPS, THE FIREFIGHTERS, THE FBI, THE NATIONAL GUARD, THE ARMY AFTER YOU
You: HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES, PARKER
Stranger: I DON'T EAT APPLES
Stranger: I ONLY EAT HUMAN FLESH
You: AHA! "WEBBED MENACE IS CANNIBAL!" TOMORROW'S HEADLINE! OR THE DAY AFTER THAT!
Stranger: IT WON'T BE BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LEAVING HERE ALIVE
You: THEM'S FIGHTING WORDS! OH LOOK, HERE COMES THE COPS
Stranger: AND I'M GONE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 12:26:00 No.26996293 Report

Quoted By:

>>26996252
>>26996252
>>26996252
>>26996252
that was actually brilliant

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 12:29:00 No.26996340 Report

Quoted By:

>>26996132
>>26996192
>>26996252

Oh god I can't stop laughing

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 12:29:00 No.26996345 Report

Quoted By: >>26996362 >>26998917

Stranger: PARKER
You: PARKER
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 12:30:00 No.26996362 Report

Quoted By:

>>26996345
I actually laughed really hard at that.

This is the the best one.

Neural !!FwQ7L7CXYX7

Neural !!FwQ7L7CXYX7 Mon 20 Jun 2011 12:30:00 No.26996370 Report

Quoted By:

Stranger: Randi? Andreya?
You: DAMMIT PARKER
You: I NEED PICTURES
You: PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN
Stranger: o_o
You: DON'T JUST SIT THERE WITH THAT DUMB LOOK ON YOUR FACE
Stranger: Okay sir
You: THAT'S THE SPIRIT
Stranger: Lmao I'm laughing my ass off
Stranger: I love you

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 12:35:00 No.26996457 Report

Quoted By:

You: I NEED PICTURES, PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN
Stranger: peepee
Stranger: why
You: BECAUSE HE'S A MENACE TO SOCIETY, PARKER.
You: MASKED THUG, GOING ABOUT, DOING AS HE PLEASES.
Stranger: ok i find one for u
Stranger: http://fortheloss.org/images/spiderman-desk.png

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 12:42:00 No.26996599 Report

Quoted By:

You: PARKER
Stranger: hi
You: GET IN MY OFFICE
Your conversational partner has disconnected

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 12:42:00 No.26996602 Report

Quoted By:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: PARKER!
You: GET ME PICTURES!
You: PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN!
Stranger: im not parker
You: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
Stranger: who are you
You: THEN GO GET PARKER FOR ME THEN
Stranger: PAUL
You: AND HELP HIM GET PICTURES!
You: PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN!
Stranger: AND YOU ARE
You: J J JAMESON
Stranger: M OR F
You: I DONT WANT ANY PART OF YOUR SEX ANTICS PAUL
You: I WANT PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN!
Stranger: YOU SOUND LIKE A TOTAL BANANA
You: YOU SOUND LIKE A MAN WHO IS ABOUT TO GET FIRED
Stranger: U R EFFED UP
You: NOW GO GET PICTURES!
You: PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN!
Stranger: STFU
You: YOURE FIRED
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 12:45:00 No.26996662 Report

Quoted By:

You: PARKER
Stranger: unic0rnsblood.tumblr.com
You: IN MY OFFICE
You: NOW
You: PAAAAARRRRKERRR
You: YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO
You: WHAT IS THIS
You: RIGHT HERE
You: THIS IS NOT THE GODDAM SPIDER MAN
You: THIS IS
You: OH HELL I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS IS
You: EXPLAIN YOURSELF
You: PARKER
Stranger: well you see
You: NOW PARKER
Stranger: there was this elf
You: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ELVES PARKER
You: WHY ISN'T THIS THE SPIDER MAN
Stranger: because
Stranger: uhhh
Stranger: -runs away-
You: MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS THATS WHY
You: YOU BETTER BRING ME SOME PICTURES OF FUCKING SPIDER MAN
You: OR THIS COMPANY IS SHOVES SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU CAN TASTE PRINTER INK PARKER
You: AND THEN PARKER I WILL COME FOR YOU

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 12:55:00 No.26996846 Report

Quoted By:

You: PARKER
Stranger: fucker
You: SHUT THE FUCK UP PARKER
You: AND GET ME THOSE PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN
Stranger: *bam*
You: FUCK OFF PARKER
You: I DON'T PAY YOU TO SIT AROUND AT THE BUGLE ALL DAY
You: NOW GET THOSE PICTURES YOU LAZY FUCK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 12:58:00 No.26996887 Report

Quoted By: >>26997025

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey!
You: YOU GOT THE TOUCH
You: YOU GOT THE POWER
You: YEAH
Stranger: you like dubstep stranger?
You: AFTER ALL IS SAID AND DONE
You: YOU NEVER WALKED
You: YOU NEVER RUN
You: YOU'RE A WINNER
You: YOU'VE GOT THE MOVES
You: YOU KNOW THE STREET
You: BREAK THE RULES
Stranger: this is so sweet :D
You: TAKE THE HEAT
Stranger: i got an exam in 35 mins
You: YOU'RE NOBODY'S FOOL
Stranger: and you're like... giving me a peptalk
You: YOU'RE AT YOUR BEST WHEN THE GOING GETS ROUGH
Stranger: that's right, i am indeed nobody's fool !
You: YOU'VE BEEN PUT TO THE TEST BUT IT'S NEVER ENOUGH
You: YOU GOT THE TOUCH
You: YOU GOT THE POWER
Stranger: amazing, thank you so much
You: WHEN ALL HELL'S BREAKING LOSE YOU'LL BE RIDING THE EYE OF THE STORM
You: YOU GOT THE HEART
Stranger: this is indeed all just a test
You: YOU GOT THE MOTION
Stranger: i do i do i do
You: YOU KNOW THAT WHEN THINGS GET TOO TOUGH
You: YOU GOT THE TOUCH
You: YOU NEVER BEND
Stranger: i am in a hurry though, so have a nice life you kindness
You: YOU NEVER BREAK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 12:59:00 No.26996895 Report

Quoted By:

You: PARKER
Stranger: DA FUQ
You: I NEED PICTURES
You: PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN
Stranger: DUDE SERIOUSLY
You: YES SERIOUSLY
Stranger: THERE IS A SPIDERMAN MUSICAL
Stranger: ON BROADWAY
Stranger: I ALMOST SAW IT
You: I DON'T PAY YOU TO SIT AROUND AND TALK ABOUT MUSICALS ALL DAY YOU FAIRY
You: NOW GET ME THOSE PICTURES
Stranger: OH MY GOD I DON'T HAVE ANY PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN I'M MORE OF A SUPERMAN GIRL'
You: well fuck you
You have disconnected.

Dr. Freeze !DATsUN95Vk

Dr. Freeze !DATsUN95Vk Mon 20 Jun 2011 13:02:00 No.26996959 Report

Quoted By:

You: PARKER!
You: IN MY OFICE!
You: NOW!
Stranger: Hey ok
Stranger: Why you want to do so
You: I NEED PICTURES
You: PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN
Stranger: I got some of spiderman there in my pocket sir
You: WELL LET ME HAVE IT!
Stranger: Here you go
You: I HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAY PARKER
Stranger: <(^€*))
You: I'M A BUSY MAN
You: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
Stranger: I know sir I am sorry
You: YOU'VE GOT 10 MINUTES TO GET ME PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN
Stranger: That's spiderman
You: OR YOU"RE FIRED!
Stranger: Awe fuck
You: DAMNIT PARKER STOP TRYING TO FOOL ME
Stranger: 
You: THOSE BOXES HAD BETTER HAVE SPIDERMAN IN THEM
Stranger: They do
You: DAMNIT PARKER! I CANT PUT THESE IN A HEADLINE
You: PARKER!
You: YOU'RE FIRED!
Stranger: Awe fuck
You have disconnected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 13:06:00 No.26997025 Report

Quoted By:

>>26996887
It's in the blood
It's in the will
It's in the mighty hands of steel
WHEN YOU'RE STANDING YOUR GROUND

Dr. Freeze !DATsUN95Vk

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Dr. Freeze !DATsUN95Vk Mon 20 Jun 2011 13:07:00 No.26997038 Report

Quoted By:

Stranger: hey
You: I am the keymaster Are you the gatekeeper?
Stranger: u a guy?
You: I am the keymaster Are you the gatekeeper?
You: I seek the gatekeeper
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 13:07:00 No.26997042 Report

Quoted By:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: PARKER
Stranger: if you're a pervert, fuck off. there are other sites for that.
Stranger: who is this parker?
You: GET ME PICTURES
You: PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN
Stranger: on it!
Stranger: spiderman memes it is
You: WHAT IS A MEME
You: I WANT PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN WITH HIS HAND IN THE COOKIE JAR
Stranger: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/60s-spider-man
Stranger: don't care
Stranger: you'll take what you're given
You: oh god knowyourmeme is cancer fuck off
You have disconnected.

well it's true

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 13:10:00 No.26997092 Report

Quoted By:

>You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
>Stranger: hello
>You: hey
>Your conversational partner has disconnected.

It's just like real life!

Dr. Freeze !DATsUN95Vk

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Dr. Freeze !DATsUN95Vk Mon 20 Jun 2011 13:11:00 No.26997101 Report

Quoted By:

You: I SEEK BI-HAN
Stranger: hi
You: WHERE IS SUB ZERO
Stranger: asl
You: YOU WEAR HIS MASK
You: YET YOU ARE NOT BI-HAN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 13:18:00 No.26997209 Report

Quoted By:

You: Paker
You: PARKER
Stranger: omfg!!!!!!
You: CALM DOWN PARKER
Stranger: UR SPIDERMAN!!!!!
You: WHAT
You: NO
You: WOE IS ME
You: SAY IT ISN'T SO

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 13:18:00 No.26997211 Report

Quoted By:

Stranger: hi
You: You know...I been thinking.
Stranger: o__o
You: When life gives you lemons...
You: Don't make lemonade.
Stranger: . . .
You: GET MAD!
You: Tell life to TAKE THE LEMONS BACK!
Stranger: ..........er kay?
You: Demand to see lifes MANAGER!
You: Ask 'em, what the hell am I supposed to do with these?
Stranger: . . . .. i see
You: Do you know who I am?!
Stranger: err no
You: I AM THE MAN WHOSE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
You: With THE LEMONS!
Stranger: coo l.
You: I'm going to get my engineers to make a combustable lemon!
You: To burn your house down---COUGH COUGH COUGH
You: And make them rue the day they gave CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS!
You: Caroline my pills please.
Stranger: okay good luck with that .
You: I said do you know who I AM??
Stranger: Nah
You: Ok, we're done here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 13:19:00 No.26997230 Report

Quoted By:

Stranger: Hey ? What's up? M or F? :)
You: JAMESON
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 13:24:00 No.26997299 Report

Quoted By:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 嗨你好
You: PARKER
You: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 13:30:00 No.26997369 Report

Quoted By:

You: PARKER
Stranger: hello sir
You: I NEED PICTURES
You: PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN
Stranger: ok mr jameson
Stranger: but how do I web?
You: WHAT
Stranger: oh uhhh
Stranger: i meant how do i SURF the web?
You: I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR INTERNET PORN PARKER
You: I JUST NEED PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN
Stranger: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aC4GKwtsSUo/Rq3wIy0fYUI/AAAAAAAAA4c/VePLafYsoMg/s320/7+gay-spiderman.jpg
You: OH HEAVENS
Stranger: from my private stash sir..real hi quality and everything
Stranger: mr jameson ive been meaning to ask you something
You: WHAT IS IT PARKER
Stranger: remember that raise we talked about?
You have disconnected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 13:42:00 No.26997519 Report

Quoted By:

You: PARKER
You: I NEED PICTURES!
You: PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: do you know how to do pics on this
You: OF COURSE I DO!
Stranger: how then
You: YOU WALK INTO MY OFFICE AND PUT THEM ON MY DESK!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 13:48:00 No.26997572 Report

Quoted By: >>26998100

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: mah boi, peace is what every hero strives for
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: m, 45, king of hyrule
You: mah boi, take off your pants
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 14:10:00 No.26997757 Report

Quoted By: >>26997764 >>26997780 >>26997829

Stranger: Slightly stoned guy here looking for a horny kinky girl ;)
You: IN MY OFFICE NOW!
Stranger: Okay ;)
You: PARKER! YOU KNOW OUR DRUG POLICY! I'M AFRAID THAT YOU'RE FIRED!
Stranger: FIGHT THE POWER! *injects syringe of LSD into your arms*
You: MY GOD!
You: EVERYTHING IS......pretty nice.
You: Parker. You should get a raise.
You: I like you.
Stranger: *Dramatically puts on teashades* Psychedellic baby.
You: Woooooah.
You: (dammit, Jonah. You can fight this)
You: Was that a bear-bird?
Stranger: Hey boss man. *lights joint* You wanna hit?
You: (NO! DAMMIT! THAT WAS SPIDER-MAN! IT MUST BE! THE MENACE IS EVERYWHERE!)
You: MY GOD!
You: HE'S EVERYWHERE!
You: YOU!
You: YOU'RE SPIDER-MAN!
Stranger: *blows joint smoke in your face*
You: DAMMIT PARKER!
You: YOU'RE FIRED!
Stranger: Chill out bossman. *injects you with LSD*
Stranger: *lots of LSD*
You: STOP DOING WHAT YOU'RE.....do...doopy doo
You: When did the carpet in here get so nice?
Stranger: *relights joint* Hey bossman, take a hit of this.
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Mmmm. That's pretty good.
Stranger: Right on man!
You: You know. Thinking about it Spider-Man just wants to help people, you know?
Stranger: Exactly, bossman!
You: So what if he's in a mask. Captain America is pretty cool.
Stranger: Yeah. And what about that Tony Stark, Iron Man guy?
You: I wish I had a cool flying suit, too.
Stranger: He's go like a giant super suit
You: Why....Why is it all I have is this newspaper business?
You: While all these people go on adventures?
You: It's just not fair. I'm a great guy.
Stranger: Well it's like this bossman.
Stranger: You're job is editor of a newspaper.
Stranger: And you like your job. Right?
You: Pffff.
Stranger: Everyone answers to you.
You: I OWN this newspaper, parker.
Stranger: Okay okay, you're HEAD of the newspaper.
You: Damn straight.
Stranger: You like your job right?
You: Yeah.
You: Ooh.
Stranger: *takes hit off joint*
You: Tomorrow's headline

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 14:11:00 No.26997764 Report

Quoted By: >>26997780

>>26997757
You: I got...I got an idea.
You: "Squirrel Girl: Candid Nude Photos"
You: Where would I get those?
Stranger: Hahaha, nice. We can get the Eddie Brock guy to do it.
You: (STOP TALKING NONSENSE, JONAH! YOU CAN'T HAVE SMUT IN YOUR PAPER!)
Stranger: But like I was saying bossman, those guys who go on the adventures and all.
You: Does he even work here, still?
Stranger: I think so.
Stranger: He does if you say he does.
You: You're right.
You: I can do whatever I want.
You: I'M J JONAH JAMESON, DAMN IT!
Stranger: Damn straight!
Stranger: Right on bossman!
You: AND IF I WANT TO FLY LIKE A SUPER-HERO! I WILL FLY LIKE A SUPERHERO!
Stranger: Whoa whoa bossman.
You: COME WITH ME PARKER! OUT THIS WINDOW!
You: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: WHOA! BOSSMAN!
You have disconnected.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 14:13:00 No.26997780 Report

Quoted By: >>26997829

>>26997757
>>26997764
I am fucking crying here man. Oh my god. This is amazing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 14:19:00 No.26997829 Report

Quoted By:

>>26997757
>>26997780
I want a comic of this one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 14:22:00 No.26997861 Report

Quoted By:

Stranger: are you a woman willing to send a photograph of your breasts?
You: I NEED THOSE PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN, PARKER!
Stranger: alright, alright
Stranger: can i have the pay in advance?
You: I'll send youa christmas ham or something, just get me those pictures!
Stranger: yes sir
Stranger: * leaves building dejectedly*
Stranger: *pulls off suit*
Stranger: *scales wall*
You: I'm the god damned J Jameson.
You: I'll have thosepictures yet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 14:24:00 No.26997873 Report

Quoted By:

Stranger: HEEEEY
You: NO TIME FOR CHIT-CHAT PARKER!
You: IN MY OFFICE, NOW!
Stranger: OK, SIR.
You: I NEED PICTURES!
You: PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!
Stranger: BUT SIR.. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
You: DON'T GIVE ME THAT NONSENSE!
Stranger: *CREYS*
You: LEARN TO CRY PROPERLY!
You: THEN, BE A MAN AND STOP CRYING!
Stranger: MY MOTHER NEVER TAUGHT ME HOW TO..
Stranger: OK, I WILL.
Stranger: DO I GET FREE CANDY AFTERWARDS? :')
You: NO! YOU'LL BE LUCKY TO KEEP YOUR JOB, AT THIS RATE!
Stranger: OH... I SEE.
You: IT'S BEEN A WEEK, AND NO PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN FOR MY FRONT PAGE!
Stranger: SPIDERMAN IS ON A VACATION...
Stranger: IN HAWAII.
You: HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW THIS, PARKER?
Stranger: BATMAN TOLD ME THAT... LAST NIGHT, ACTUALLY.
You: BATMAN? STOP READING COMIC BOOKS, AND GET INTO THE REAL WORLD, OR YOU'RE FIRED!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 14:28:00 No.26997915 Report

Quoted By:

Stranger: I like boobs :]
You: I LIKE PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN!
Stranger: AWESOME!
You: YES, NOW GO GET ME SOME, PARKER! I DON'T PAY YOU TO JUST SIT AROUND WISHING FOR BOOBS! THAT'S WHAT SPIDER GIRL IS FOR!
Stranger: I like to fuck pizza before giving it to the customer. ;]
You: JESUS CHRIST PARKER
Stranger: I'm not Parker. :[
You: Ben Reilly?
Stranger: Hell no.
Stranger: I am Willis
You: YOU WHIPPED SPIDERMAN'S ASS?!
Stranger: YES
Stranger: Always
You: I WANT THOSE PICTURES
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 14:31:00 No.26997944 Report

Quoted By:

Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiii
Stranger: asl
Stranger: asl
You: IN MY OFFICE NOW, PARKER!
Stranger: r u indian
You: NO! BUT I'LL BE RED AS HELL IF YOU DONT GET ME PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 14:34:00 No.26997971 Report

Quoted By:

Stranger: be the freak
You: The freakazoid?
You: COSGROVE! AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU!
Stranger: wait
You: WEEOOSHHHOOHHHEOWEOORRRRSHHHH
You: CAVEMAN IS HOLED UP IN THE HIGH SCHOOL AND I CANT FIND A WAY IN!
You: YA GOT ANY ADVICE, PAL?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Not sure how this happened.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 14:34:00 No.26997976 Report

Quoted By: >>26997987 >>26998006

Talk to strangers!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: DON'T "HEY" ME, PARKER! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING LATELY?
Stranger: Taking pictures of spiderman
Stranger: Like you asked
You: oh.
You: good job, parker.
Stranger: Thanks

Mitch

Mitch Mon 20 Jun 2011 14:35:00 No.26997987 Report

Quoted By:

>>26997976
Bahahahahah

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 14:37:00 No.26998006 Report

Quoted By:

>>26997976

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 14:39:00 No.26998030 Report

Quoted By:

Stranger: z0rr.tumblr.com is also a unicorn
You: That's impossible, virtual unicorns aren't invented until the 23rd century.
Stranger: hehe i invented them myself
You: But that doesn't happen for another 200 years! Skeets, tell him.
You: It doesn't happen for another 200 years. The database says so. This is Skeets, by the way.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 14:43:00 No.26998066 Report

Quoted By:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Suck my 8 inch cock, you fucking submissive SLUT.
You: PARKER, YOUR FIRED! NOBODY TELLS ME TO SUCK APPENDIGES!
Stranger: spidey.jpg
You: OKAY, YOU'RE REHIRED, TAKE PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN WITH YOUR 8 INCHER WILL YA
Stranger: spideysex.jpg
You: BUT DONT CALL ME A LUT AGIAN
Stranger: FINE, NO MORE 'LUT;
You: I SAY AGAIN ANY WAY I WANT, IM J JONAH JAMASON
Stranger: question:
You: AND THAT'S HOW IT IS
Stranger: WHAT IS OP!?!?!?!?
Stranger: ANSWER
Stranger: ME
You: PARKER, NO REFERENCES TO ORIGINAL POSTING IN MY OFFICE, ONLY COPY PASTA AT THIS NEWSPAPER
Stranger: Son of a- ....is it you, /b/ro?
Stranger: inb4 rules 1 and 2
You: BLAH BLAH SPIDERMAN, BLAH BLAH, NO /CO/ PARKER, GET REAL
You: I DONT NEED THE RULES PARKER, DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM
Stranger: I may be in love with you.
Stranger: SORRY, BOSS. *cough, bitch, cough*
You: IM NOT YOUR BRO PARKER, QUIT BEING A FAGGOT AND GET ME PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 14:45:00 No.26998084 Report

Quoted By:

Stranger: hey
Stranger: onlydesire is beautiful
You: DON'T HIT ON ME YET, PARKER! DONT YOU REMEMBER WHAT YOU NEED TO DO?!
Stranger: hahah yeah, i'm sorry. forgive and forget?
You: NO TIME FOR APOLOGIES, I WANT THOSE PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN!
Stranger: well um.... one sec
Stranger: http://www.bleedingcool.com/wp-content/uploads//2010/07/pose.jpg
You: Good Job, Parker. Now you can fuck this shit out of me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 14:45:00 No.26998097 Report

Quoted By: >>26998144

Someone archive this, for the love of god.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 14:46:00 No.26998100 Report

Quoted By:

>>26997572
Holy fuck that's hilarious

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 14:50:00 No.26998144 Report

Quoted By:

>>26998097
We have these threads like every few weeks bro. Pretty sure the first one is in the archive somewhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 14:50:00 No.26998155 Report

Quoted By:

Stranger: what's your name?
You: WHAT'S MY NAME?
You: MY NAME IS BOSS PARKER
You: NOW WHERE ARE MY PICTURES OF THAT MASKED MENACE?!
Stranger: no
Stranger: im no spiderman yo fool
You: I KNOW THAT PARKER
You: I NEED YOU TO GET PICTURES OF HIM THOUGH
Stranger: quit messing you punk ass bitch
You: BECAUSE ONLY YOU SEEM TO BE ABLE TO
You: YOU'RE FIRED
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 14:57:00 No.26998234 Report

Quoted By: >>26998244

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: PARKER
Stranger: HI THIS IS PATRICK
Stranger: PATRICK MOTHERFUCKING STAR
You: PATRICK?
You: WHERE THE HELL IS PARKER?
You: I NEED PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN
Stranger: OBVIOUSLY NOT UNDER THE SEA WITH ME
You: AND THAT LITTLE CRETIN IS THE ONLY ONE WHO SEEMS TO BE ABLE TO GET THEM
Stranger: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS A CRETIN
You: WHERE IS PARKER PATRICK?
You: TELL ME!
Stranger: I DO NOT KNOW WHO THAT IS
Stranger: WHATS A PARKER?
You: Cretin : A person deformed and mentally handicapped due to a congenital thyroid deficiency
Come on man.
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA OH MY FUCK
You: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT'S A PARKER
You: HE WORKS HERE
Stranger: WORKS WHERE?
Stranger: WHERE ARE WE?
You: THE DAILY BUGLE
You: THIS BUILDING
Stranger: I DIDNT GO THROUGH THE WARDROBE YET
Stranger: SO I KNOW IM NOT IN NARNIA
Stranger: sdfghjkjhgfdsdfghjklkjhgfdfghjkl
You: NARNIA?
You: DON'T BE SILLY PATRICK THIS ISN'T NARNIA
You: THIS IS MANHATTEN
Stranger: WAIT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE FAMOUS PARKER?
Stranger: FROM SPIDERMAN?
Stranger: I LIKE UP TO HIM
Stranger: HES ALL ABOVE THE SEA AND IM DOWN HERE LIVING LIKE A TRAPPED PINK STAR
Stranger: JUST SAYING FUCK THE LOGIC IM A FUCKING STAR AND I HAVE GILLS LIKE A MOTHER FUCKING FISH
Stranger: lol i dont even know what im saying anymore...
You: CALM DOWN PARKER
You: YOU SEEM TO THINK YOU ARE A STARFISH
Stranger: ....THIS AIN'T PARKER
Stranger: WATER YOU TALKING ABOUT.
You: IT'S OK
You: HAVE A COFFEE
Stranger: YOUR PARKER, I'M PATRICK
Stranger: I HATE COFEE
You: THEN GO HOME TO YOUR AUNT, YOU CAN GET OFF WORK FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS, BUT I NEED THOSE PICTURES BY THE END OF NEXT WEEK

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 14:58:00 No.26998244 Report

Quoted By:

>>26998234
Your conversational partner has disconnected

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 15:05:00 No.26998336 Report

Quoted By:

So far my favorite lines are
>Stranger: *CREYS*
>You: LEARN TO CRY PROPERLY!
>You: THEN, BE A MAN AND STOP CRYING!
and
>Stranger: r u indian
.You: NO! BUT I'LL BE RED AS HELL IF YOU DONT GET ME PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 15:05:00 No.26998337 Report

Quoted By:

>You: CALM DOWN PARKER
You: YOU SEEM TO THINK YOU ARE A STARFISH
Oh god I'm dying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 15:06:00 No.26998348 Report

Quoted By: >>26998362 >>26998397

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: -rai?
You: WHO'S RAI, PARKER?
Stranger: he's a sexy man
Stranger: from tumblr.
You: HOW DO YOU HAVE TIME TO LOOK UP GAY MEN WHEN I NEED YOU TO GET ME PICTURES!
You: OFSPIDERMAN
Stranger: he's not gay...
You: HE CAN BE WHATEVER I DECIDE, SPIDERMAN IS A MENACE, HIS SEXUALITY IS IN THE PALM OF MY HANDS. NOW GET ME PICTURES PROVING HIS SEXUALITY IS IN THE PALM OF MY HANDS.
Stranger: okay.... spiderman is gay
Stranger: he sucked my dick
You: BRILLIANT! SPIDERMAN RAPES SMALL CHILD, ITS A PERFECT HEADLINE!
Stranger: i'm 18
Stranger: .......
You: SHIT, PARKER! WORK WITH ME ON THIS. NOW HOLD THIS BABY RATTLE!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 15:07:00 No.26998362 Report

Quoted By:

>>26998348
oh christ

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 15:10:00 No.26998397 Report

Quoted By:

>>26998348
genius

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 15:11:00 No.26998408 Report

Quoted By: >>26998511

You: asl
Stranger: Hiii.... i am male 23,India..,, you???
You: cool you have any pictures
You: pictures OF SPIDER-MAN
You: PARKER, GET YOUR ASS OFF THIS WEBSITE THIS INSTANT

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 15:14:00 No.26998438 Report

Quoted By: >>26998455 >>26998561

I think I know why all these people are posting Tumblr shit
Stranger: TUMBLR? :D
You: is for fags
You: seriously
Stranger: OHH IF YOU HAD TUMBLR U COULD HAVE WON :(
CAUSE YOU FOUND ME
You: I swear I'm going to be pissed if that shitpile gets mainstream popular
You: Well thank god I don't, otherwise I'd be a faggot like yourself
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 15:15:00 No.26998455 Report

Quoted By: >>26998503

>>26998438

>implying posting on 4chan is any better than Tumblr

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 15:18:00 No.26998503 Report

Quoted By:

>>26998455
Yeah that's basically what I'm implying

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 15:19:00 No.26998511 Report

Quoted By:

>>26998408

But in India he's not called Parker, he's called Pavitr Prabhakar

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 15:19:00 No.26998516 Report

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello you have reached S.H.I.E.L.D. if you know your party's extension please dial it at any time.
Stranger: 749
You: Please hold while I try that extension.
Stranger: thank yoj
Stranger: you
You: Nick Fury, who is this?
Stranger: my name is tina anderson
You: Tina Anderson? How did you get this number? This is a restricted line.
Stranger: oh gosh...i-i-im sorry. i was trying to call my mom :'(
You: I think you have the wrong number.
Stranger: clearly. last time i checked my moms name isnt nick. im just so scared and i need someone to talk to
You: What seems to be the problem?
Stranger: theres someone outside my house
You: Do you who it is?
Stranger: no idea. their wearing a mask
You: What do they look like?
Stranger: all black. thats all i can seeeeeee
You: Can you identify them in any way Ms. Anderson?
Stranger: wahhhhh i dont wanna die a virginnnnnn
You: I'll get Tony Stark out there in his Iron Man suit right away. I'm sure he'll solve both problems.
Stranger: thank you so muchhh
You: You're very welcome ma'am, that is what the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division is for.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 15:22:00 No.26998548 Report

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Stranger: u female wid a cam or mic to hav fun?
You: yes
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: u from?..
You: but I only show my breasts if you also have pictures
Stranger: n u hav a cam or a mic?
You: PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN
Stranger: yeah..sure
Stranger: ohh..ohk..i'l show u pictures of spider man
You: YOU WANNA SEE THESE TATAS YOU BETTER HAVE THOSE PHOTOS ON MY DESK BY THE END OF THE WEEK PARKER
You: ONLY WAY YOULL GET TO SEE THE TWINS
Stranger: u seem to b a die hard fan of
Stranger: peter parker
You: YOU'RE DELUSIONAL PARKER. QUIT TALKING TO YOURSELF AND GET TO WORK
Stranger: shw me ur boobs
Stranger: u hav skype or yahoo?
You: NO PARKER NO
You: STOP HELP ME SPIDER-MAN

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 15:24:00 No.26998561 Report

Quoted By: >>26998579

>>26998438

>constantly using words like "fag"
>worried about things being "mainstream popular"

Your post isn't even funny or /co/-related, either. Please go back to /b/ or /v/ or wherever you came from.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 15:25:00 No.26998570 Report

Quoted By: >>26998576

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment.
Term begins on September 1. We await your owl by no later than July 31.

Yours sincerely,
Albus Dumbledore
You: HOLY SHIT, PARKER! IT FINALLY HAPPENED!
Stranger: HOGWARTS SCHOOL
of WHICHCRAFT and WIZARDRY

UNIFORM
First-year students will require:
1.Three sets of plain work robes (black)
2.One plain pointed hat (black) for day wear
3.One pair of protective gloves (dragon hide or similar)
4.One winter cloak (black, with silver fastenings)
Please note that all pupil's clothes should carry name tags.
Stranger: P.S. Parker is a Muggle. He may not attend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 15:26:00 No.26998576 Report

Quoted By:

>>26998570
Oh god. My sides.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 15:26:00 No.26998579 Report

Quoted By: >>26998636 >>26998665

>>26998561
I used it twice. What, you going to pull a Wanda Sykes? Stop being a faggot.

And I see the tell-tale signs of tumblr blowing up. It's too bad, couldn't have happened to a worse website on the internet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 15:33:00 No.26998636 Report

Quoted By: >>26998665

>>26998579

you're posting on one of the worst websites on the planet, and it blew up and died down a long time ago. honestly it's just the pot calling the kettle black here. you're just mad that tumblr is like highschool where only pretty people are popular.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 15:35:00 No.26998665 Report

Quoted By:

>>26998636
>>26998579
Stop ruining a great thread with your bitchiness.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 15:38:00 No.26998681 Report

Quoted By:

http://chanarchive.org/request_votes
>>26993266
vote to archive

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 15:42:00 No.26998724 Report

Quoted By:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: That's why they call me slim shady
You: I'm back
You: I'm back
You: I'm back
You: I murder a rhyme
You: One word at a time
You: You've never
You: Heard of a mind
You: as perverted as mine
You: You better
You: Get rid of that nine
You: It ain't gonna help
You: this is the part where you take over
You: and sing with me
Your conversational partner has disconnected

These people are fucking boring.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 15:48:00 No.26998769 Report

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Is this onlydesire? Emma is fucking amazing and fucking gorgeous!! Like, you don't understand. I'd marry her, if I could. :DD
You: PARKER!
You: GET IN MY OFFICE!
You: I NEED PICTURES!
You: PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!
Stranger: What is it Mr. Jameson. Well... I... you see.... Mr. Jameson
You: I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOUR LITTLE TARTS!
Stranger: It's just, Mary- Jane and I... see...
You: UNLESS SHE HAPPENS TO BE SPIDER-MAN!
You: IS SHE SPIDER-MAN?!
You: WELL!
You: IS SHE?!
Stranger: No sir
You: GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!
You: DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU HAVE PICTURES!
You: PICTURES OF SPIDER_MAN!
Stranger: Sir, I refuse to let you use my pictures to bash spider-man.
You: WHAT'S THAT BOY?
You: YOU'RE FIRED.
You: GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!
Stranger: SIR I REALLY NEED THIS JOB!!! Please Sir!
You: UNLESS YOU HAVE PICTURES!
You: PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!
You: IF YOU BRING ME SOME YOU'RE RE-HIRED!
Stranger: FIne. IM SPIDER MAN YOU IGNORANT DOLT!!!
Stranger: :D
You: I KNEW IT!
You: HOLD STILL WHILE I TAKE PICTURES!
Stranger: NO YOU DIDNT YOU KEPT ACCUSING BROCK OF IT
You: PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 16:02:00 No.26998917 Report

Quoted By:

>>26996345
/co/llision detected!
That's perfect, right there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 16:09:00 No.26998978 Report

Quoted By:

This is all wonderful, I love you /co/
NOW GO GET ME SOME PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN GODDAMNIT

Comradenemesis

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Comradenemesis Mon 20 Jun 2011 16:14:00 No.26999042 Report

Quoted By:

Stranger: hi
You: GET OVER HERE AND HELP ME DEFEND!
Stranger: hey wtf
You: YA HEARD ME YOU YANKEE CONT!
You: SPY!
Stranger: Po
You: PO! NO, HELP DEFEND DA POINT YA IMBESIL!!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 16:19:00 No.26999090 Report

Quoted By:

You: PARKER
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: a: J s: JONAH l: JAMESON
You: NOW GET ME PICTURES
You: PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 16:23:00 No.26999115 Report

Quoted By: >>26999123

Stranger: Hello, 17 male The netherlands here.
You: HEY FUCKASS
Stranger: WhAt'S tHaT aLl AbOuT
You: OH SHIT
You: GAMZEE?
Stranger: hOnK :o)
You: BUT
You: I JUST
You: AND
You: OH GOD
You: OH GOD
Stranger: wElCoMe To ThE dArK cArNeVaL bRoThEr
You: BUT
You: WHY
Stranger: MiRaClEs MoThErFuCkEr
You: I CAN SEE YOU RIGHT
You: SO THEN WHY
You: IS THIS TIME BULLSHIT?
You: PLEASE FUCKING BEING TIME BULLSHIT
Stranger: hOw WoUlD i KnOw :o)
You: OKAY WHERE ARE YOU?
Stranger: sOmE dArK rOoM hOnK :o)
You: FUCK
You: OKAY
You: HOW DID YOU GET IN THE DARK ROOM?
Stranger: nO iDeA. sOmEoNe ThReW tHe DuSt In My FaCe
You: WHERE WERE YOU
You: BEFORE SOMEONE THREW DUST AT YOU?
Stranger: oN tHe HoRn PiLe
You: OKAY
You: WHO WAS ALIVE
You: WHEN YOU HAD DUST THREW AT YOU?
Stranger: i ThInK eVeRyOnE eXcEpT aRaDiA
You: OH
You: GOOD
Stranger: hOw CoMe YoU wOnDeR fRiEnD?
You: IT'S COMPLICATED
Stranger: hOnK :o)
You: WELL
You: ENJOY YOURSELF, I GUESS
Stranger: oKaY bRoThEr. SaMe FoR yOu
You: YEAH
You: I'LL TRY
Stranger: TRY YOUR BEST
Stranger: not to die
You: yeah okay ruined it for me right there
cont.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 16:24:00 No.26999123 Report

Quoted By:

>>26999115
cont.
Stranger: Sorry. I'm a horrible rper
You: Going into terror Gamzee at all at this point kinda
You: doesn't work
You: With his death
You: and his corpse being pretty damn well surrounded
Stranger: Pretty much. Add that all he's said recently was hOnK anyhow. And yeah but his death is yet to be comfirmed hah
You: Yeah, but so was Vriska
You: And she's pretty damn dead
Stranger: Well I'm not sure about Vriska actually. Quite some theories going on about that
You: Okay, Eridan then
Stranger: Eridan is definatly dead haha
Stranger: No doubt about that
You: Oh, by the way
Stranger: Hmm?
You: Just wondering
You: Could you
You: GET ME PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN
Stranger: More like spidertroll haha.
You: YES PERFECT
You: IN THE NEXT HEADLINE
You: STILL, I NEED PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN ON MY DESK YESTERDAY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Okay, bad or good?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 16:44:00 No.26999301 Report

Quoted By: >>26999318

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
You: DON'T JUST "HEY" ME PARKER YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT
You: I WANT PICTURES
You: PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN
You: WELL DO YOU HAVE SOME
You: BECAUSE YOU'D BETTER HAVE SOME
Stranger: http://ninjawiththeorangetshirt.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/spi1.jpg
You: WHAT THE HECK
You: PARKER
Stranger: its spiderman
You: THIS IS GOOD PARKER
Stranger: :D really?
You: YES PARKER
You: I CAN SEE THE HEADLINE
You: "CRAZY WEBBED MENACE WANTS TO RAPE CHILDREN'S FAVOURITE ANIMAL"
You: WHAT DO YOU THINK PARKER
You: ROBERTSON WILL OBJECT
You: BUT WE KNOW BETTER PARKER
You: THIS IS IT.
You: YOUR MOMENT.
You: YOU'RE PROMOTED.
You: WHAT PARKER
You: OUT WITH IT
Stranger: ouhm, dont walk in any dark alleys in the near future
You: WHAT DO YOU MEAN PARKER
You: DO YOU THINK I'M SCARED OF SPIDERMAN
You: YOU AND ME PARKER
Stranger: well, i dont think Spiderman will be to happy with this headline
You: OH YOU THINK SO
You: WELL SPIDERMAN CAN ATTACK ME ALL HE WANT
You: IT WILL ONLY BE FURTHER PROOF
You: OF THE MENACE HE IS. ENDANGERING THE CITY FOR TOO LONG
You: DON'T YOU THINK PARKER
Stranger: well, too be honest he hasent actualy done anything bad...he is only trying the help people
You: PARKER I WILL NOT TOLERATE THAT KIND OF HIPPIE TALK
You: SPIDERMAN IS A MENACE YOU KNOW THAT
You: WHY WOULD YOU DEFEND HIM RIGHT IN MY FACE
You: YOU JUST LOST YOUR PROMOTION PARKER
Stranger: http://www.paulohsms.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/okay-meme.jpg
You: DON'T MAKE THAT FACE PARKER THAT PICTURE IS STILL GOOD
You: YOU DID GOOD SON
You: NOW GET OUT THERE AND GET ME MORE PICTURES
You: PICTURES OF THE WEBBED MENACE
You: SPIDERMAN
Stranger: okay, boss
You: THERE'S A GOOD BOY
Stranger: i do have something else though

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 16:46:00 No.26999318 Report

Quoted By:

>>26999301

You: YES ?
You: MISS BRAND
You: BRING PARKER HIS MONEY
You: YES PARKER WHAT IS IT
Stranger: thanks boss, i think i have another photo you might like better
You: THAT'S VERY GOOD PARKER
You: SHOW ME
You: YOU ARE AMAZING TODAY PARKER
Stranger: just a sec *looks through bag* it has to be here somewhere
You: I'LL MAKE A JOURNALIST OUT OF YOU YET
You: COME ON PARKER I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY.
Stranger: http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/672523#search=Spider-Man
Stranger: there it is
You: PARKER
You: WHAT IS THIS
Stranger: well, its spiderman and his friend
You: HOW DID YOU GET THIS
Stranger: i took it while i....ouhm...i...was taking a walk
You: THE BUGLE ISN'T THAT KIND OF PAPER AND YOU KNOW IT. NOW YOU'RE PUTTING ME IN AN AWKWARD SITUATION
Stranger: well, i only take pictures youre the one that puts it in the paper, its your choice what you want to do with it...i only want my money
You: I'LL SIT ON THIS ONE PARKER. I NEED TO CONSULT WITH THE LEGAL DEPARTMENT
You: IF THEY GREENLIGHT IT YOU'LL GET YOUR MONEY
Stranger: but...boss
You: I'LL JUST.. PUT THIS IN MY DRAWER
You: YES PARKER WHAT IS IT AGAIN
Stranger: if im not getting any money for it yet i would like it back untill its greenlighted
You: ABSOLUTELY NOT PARKER
Stranger: but...why?
You: BECAUSE I NEED TO SHOW IT TO THE LAWYERS, FOR STARTERS
You: AND BECAUSE... I DON'T WANT YOU TO GIVE IT TO ANOTHER NEWSPAPER
You: DO YOU THINK I'M STUPID PARKER
You: I'M YOUR BOSS
You: NOW STOP THAT NONSENSE, TAKE THE MONEY MISS BRAND BROUGHT YOU, AND GET OUT THERE
Stranger: okey boss
You: YOU EARNED IT BUT I'M NOT PAYING YOU TO LINGER
You: I'LL GET BACK TO YOU ABOUT THAT PICTURE. IN THE MEANTIME I NEED MORE PICTURES
You: PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN
Stranger: okey boss
You: VERY GOOD PARKER
You: AND CLOSE THE DOOR.
You: WE'RE DONE HERE.
Stranger: *walks out while ripping shirt off revealing the spider suit*...*closes door*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 16:56:00 No.26999423 Report

Quoted By:

Babby's first Omegle. Did I do it up right?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Sex
You: SEX? WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT PARKER?!
You: AND WHY AREN'T YOU TAKING PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN?!
Stranger: Fuck spiderman haha
You: FUCK.. FUCK SPIDERMAN?! DO YOU LIKE HAVING A JOB, PARKER?
You: THEN QUIT BEING A LAZY-ASS AND GET SOME GODDAMN PICTURES OR ELSE I'M GOING TO HAVE A FUCKING ULSER
Stranger: Shut up ya sack of fuck
Stranger: .
Stranger: .
Stranger: .
Stranger: .
You: SACK OF FUCK? WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN, PARKER?!
You: I HAVE HALF A MIND TO FIRE YOUR---gaa.. GAA!
You: My.. my heart.
You: Help. Help me. I think.. I'm having a heart attack, Parker..
Stranger: Your fakin it I can tell
You: No.. No.. *thumps chest* Call.. 911.. Asprin...
Stranger: Rub some dirt in it and get back to work
You: Why... why Peter? Why... no.. help?
Stranger: Eat shit boss
Stranger: Literally here it is
You: *falls over face first onto the desk, dead*
Stranger: That was unexpected
You: *JJJ is dead.*
Stranger: Wonderful

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 18:14:00 No.27000315 Report

Quoted By:

wow i didn't initialice this!

Stranger: Aragorn is that you ?
You: Wow long time no See!
Stranger: It has been old friend
You: Yeah it was some time agoo...
You: When we...
Stranger: Destroyed the ring
You: well this is embarrasing but i cant really remember who you are again...
Stranger: Legolas , Prince of mirkwood you old coot
You: AAAAahhh
You: damn, could have sworn it was legolas or gimli or something
Stranger: I am legolas
You: but i wasnt so sure who was who, you two allways were togeather...
Stranger: Aragorn are you feeling allright
Stranger: did you drink the meed again ?
You: Well the world isnt the same since the Dark Lord is gone...
Stranger: Do not speak his name
Stranger: they will find us
You: To tell the truth I fell too old for this new age
Stranger: Why haven't you sailed to the undying lands
Stranger: your son , he could take up being king
Stranger: and you and arwen could be forever together
You: Well i was thinking about it but you know how little freetime i have nowadays... being king and all...
You: You wouldnt belive how stupid people are!
Stranger: How ?
You: the king has to take care of everything!
You: I once thought being king was all like being the boss and doing whatever you want...
You: but reality is quite harsh...
You: you have to take care of EVERYTHING
Stranger: I know for i am to be king when my father leaves for the shores
You: and then the trials -_- when one peasant comes and goes like "mimimi, this guy stole my cow" and the others like " aw naw, his cow allways is on my land eating my grass "...
Stranger: i belive you have gotten into the meed , i think its time for you to rest
You: Just a little burned out thats all.
You: so how ar you doing?
You: have heard anything from the gang againg?
You: "The Fellowship" God, we were pretencious....

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 19:00:00 No.27000940 Report

Quoted By:

You: Hello?
Stranger: Sup
Stranger: Asl
You: What is your name....?
Stranger: Tyler
You: Tyler...take the ring...
You: speak the oath...
Stranger: What
You: TAKE THE RING
You: SPEAK...SPEAK THE OATH
Stranger: Ok
You: SPEAK THE OATH.
You: AND TAKE THE RING
You: DID YOU LEARN THE OATH YET?
Stranger: No what is it
You: YOU HAVE TO LEARN IT.
You: GO LEARN THE OATH
Stranger: How
You: BY PUTTING THE RING ON A MAGICAL LANTERN FROM SPACE
You: GO LEARN THE OATH
Stranger: Do the letters fo mean any thig to u
You: What?
You: of?
You: YOU JUST NEED TO
Stranger: Fo
You: LEARN
You: THE
You: OATH
You: AND
You: NO
You: ARE
You: YOU FUCKING RETARDED?
You: LEARN THE OATH.
You: HHNNGGGG
You: DEAD.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jun 2011 19:10:00 No.27001081 Report

Quoted By:

You: HELLO?
Stranger: hiaa
You: THIS IS THE DOCTOR
You: WHO IS THIS?
Stranger: hannah
Stranger: who is this
You: HANNAH?
You: WHAT YEAR IS THIS?
Stranger: 2011 why
You: 2011 ?!?!
You: WHAT DAY?
You: WHAT DAY IS IT?
Stranger: monday
You: MONDAY?
You: WHAT DATE?
You: WHAT IS THE DATE!
Stranger: 20th
You: Monday the 20th....2011...
You: what month?!
Stranger: june
You: BUT THAT MEANS...
You: OH NO.
You: No...it cannot be...
Stranger: what
You: I can't tell you, spoilers you see.
You: But something VERY BAD is going to happen.
Stranger: what tell me
You: I CAN'T
You: SPOILERS
You: I CAN'T SPOIL THE FUTURE
You: I'm a time traveler you see.
Stranger: go on you can
You: NO I CAN'T
You: YOU COULD RE-WRITE HISTORY
Stranger: okaay
You: BUT BE CAREFUL
You have disconnected.

Fish Kwanzaa !aJ3ca4BDcE

Fish Kwanzaa !aJ3ca4BDcE Mon 20 Jun 2011 19:14:00 No.27001127 Report

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Stranger: hey
You: PARKER!
You: GET ME THOSE DAMN PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN
Stranger: meh
Stranger: not in the mood for rp
You: THERES A HEADLINER
You: AND IT HAS TO BE ABOUT SPIDERMAN!
Stranger: will oral for 5 $
You: '-'...
You: .....you just broke me out of my rping mood...fucking whore....

WHY DID HE DO THAT?!!?

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