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Anonymous !!2M2ZGCTL84d Mon 11 Jul 2011 20:02:00 No.27601563 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>27612167 >>27614075 >>27616901

>4th Grade
>Have to do project on a famous person
>Choose Disney
>Have to read a "long" (for a 4th grader) book about Disney
>Looking back, it never mentioned Oswald The Lucky Rabbit or the Alice cartoons
>It never talked about Dick Lundy's work on making Donald Duck
>Or how Clarence Nash pretty much controlled Disney
>Then realize it never mentioned Ub Iwerks once, implying that all early animation was done by Disney himself and Roy
>IT NEVER MENTIONED UB IWERKS ONCE
>MY FUCKING FACE NOW

Post some Comic & Cartoons school stories

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Flip !!2M2ZGCTL84d Mon 11 Jul 2011 20:08:00 No.27601643 Report

Quoted By: >>27601678

Hmm alright
>Any Grade
>Everyone calls Disney a racist Nazi and praises The Warner Brothers as saints
Every god damn time

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2011 20:11:00 No.27601678 Report

Quoted By: >>27601825 >>27619363

>>27601643
Well duh. WB made all those WWII propaganda shorts.

Those racist, racist shorts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2011 20:11:00 No.27601692 Report

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>1st grade
>All of the plebe kids are playing with their Mickey Toys
>I'm the only one with the superior Oswald toy

They all grew up to be Radiohead fans, just saying.

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2011 20:16:00 No.27601777 Report

Quoted By: >>27605874

>Any grade
>Nobody knows that Dr. Seuss made WWII propaganda

Flip !!2M2ZGCTL84d

Flip !!2M2ZGCTL84d Mon 11 Jul 2011 20:19:00 No.27601825 Report

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>>27601678
But not even that, racism was a regular in their early shorts
I don't give damn about propaganda, everyone was doing it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2011 23:08:00 No.27605698 Report

Quoted By: >>27612045

I live in Florida where everyone thinks Disney World in Orlando was the very first park. No one i've talked to, except a Florida history professor, knew about the park in Anaheim California.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2011 23:12:00 No.27605834 Report

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>Going to college again for my Masters Degree
>First class assignment is to write a research paper on an entertainment professional and why they're an industry leader according to Maxwell principles
>Pick Stan Lee just to test myself
>Learn he did some pretty dick moves, but wasn't as bad of a guy as /co/ makes him out to be

Supa Troopa !xM4oygoDeM

Supa Troopa !xM4oygoDeM Mon 11 Jul 2011 23:13:00 No.27605866 Report

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OP, one good read: "The Man Behind the Mouse"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2011 23:14:00 No.27605874 Report

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>>27601777
He's also won an oscar

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2011 23:20:00 No.27606060 Report

Quoted By: >>27606463 >>27606656 >>27606860 >>27607345 >>27614308 >>27616525 >>27616642 >>27620986

>Reading Maus in high school.
>Town is super religious.
>Teacher see's what i am reading.
>Grabs it out of my hands and throws a bible at my face.
>get a black eye and expelled for life.
>cant get into any other high schools because of rumors from my last school.
> all because of that book.

Still a good book though....

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2011 23:34:00 No.27606463 Report

Quoted By: >>27606655 >>27606685

>>27606060

Wait wait wait...a teacher grabs a graphic novelization of a holocaust survivor's survival story and hurls a bible at your face...you get expelled for it and a black eye.

Explain in finite detail, for I am confused, and your teacher could have been held very responsible for...no...no, what is this man's name so the internet can ruin his life?

Maus is a fantastic book though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2011 23:40:00 No.27606655 Report

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>>27606463
Probably the GIANT SWASTIKA on the cover didn't help. Bible belt folks leap at that shit, regardless of context.

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Sek !NdXsekXuGQ Mon 11 Jul 2011 23:40:00 No.27606656 Report

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>>27606060
Oh religion, look what you've become. I bet Jesus is spinning in his grave.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2011 23:41:00 No.27606685 Report

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>>27606463
yeah, they really didn't give a fuck about their students.
plus, i forgot his name, all i remember is that we used to call him shit nose behind his back. i know, clever.

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2011 23:44:00 No.27606784 Report

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>>27606656
Jesus really does not have a grave, but i see what you are saying.

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!Pk8yjRH9Vc Mon 11 Jul 2011 23:47:00 No.27606860 Report

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>>27606060
Bro, that's really shitty and all, but I have to say, kudos on those trip-sixties

Mine would have to be...

>Fourth grade
>For show and tell, I bring in a Calvin and Hobbes book
>Read a couple of those silly poems because I thought they were the shit
>No one else seems to enjoy them
>WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

OP Mon 11 Jul 2011 23:49:00 No.27606922 Report

Quoted By: >>27607096

>In college
>IN Animation class
>Hippy Teacher lecturing and giving some examples mentioning Looney tunes, family guy, simpsions excetera,excetera.
>I mention Inspector Gadget
>She looks at me like I am making shit up
>Describe it other students chime in
>Still has no fucking clue

How do you get to be an animation teacher with out knowing Inspector Gadget?

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2011 23:55:00 No.27607096 Report

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>>27606922
They sound like a fool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2011 23:59:00 No.27607222 Report

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>>27607096
She is. She had also not seen road to El Derado

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 00:01:00 No.27607294 Report

Quoted By: >>27607591

>freshman in college, signing up for courses
>see "Philosophy of the Arts"
>described as focusing on all types of art, including graphic novels
>think, "neat, we'll get to talk about comics!"
>sign up, go to class, excited
>class is almost entirely about whether a piece of driftwood counts as art
>professor only mentions comics once, and it is a two-minute speech accompanied by a four-panel stick figure comic
>mfw i paid hundreds of dollars for this bullshit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 00:03:00 No.27607345 Report

Quoted By: >>27607566 >>27608160

>>27606060
we read maus for english lit, freshman year.

and watchmen. that was a chill class.

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 00:07:00 No.27607465 Report

Quoted By: >>27615556

>>27607222
>never has seen Road to Eldorado.

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Indie Hero !ozOtJW9BFA Tue 12 Jul 2011 00:09:00 No.27607504 Report

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>Grew up in Marion, Indiana
>Lived pretty close to Jim Davis
>Wanted to be a cartoonist
>Asked him to show up at my school to talk
>He's a massive dick

Garfield sucks anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 00:11:00 No.27607566 Report

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>>27607345
i wish that was my class.....

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 00:12:00 No.27607591 Report

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>>27607294
>sign up for shitty art class with no knowledge on it
>surprised when shitty art class is shit

And then you realized YOUR picture applies to you.

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Dr Dave's Freetrevor in Misery > "Awefleeze Gutterlass" Wyattbaioklu K. Solarislad !Jlxf0tkskY Tue 12 Jul 2011 00:22:00 No.27607851 Report

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>be an avid book reader in middle school
>decide to broaden my horizon when I get to high school because I realize I have nothing to prove to anyone and start reading comics
>9th grade English Lit
>there's some free time left after an assignment so I pull out Watchmen and start reading it
>teacher walks over with a peering, condescending glance
>"Shouldn't you be reading real books?"
>my face

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 00:22:00 No.27607856 Report

Quoted By: >>27607912 >>27608087 >>27608493

>long time ago, whistle the Inspector Gadget theme song in school bus
>Ask people around me if they remember Inspector Gadget
>Mfw no one didn't even know the fuckign show

How it is possible?

Movie Theater Lad !/RUz7lnpiY

Movie Theater Lad !/RUz7lnpiY Tue 12 Jul 2011 00:24:00 No.27607912 Report

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>>27607856

Simple.

Not everyone watched the same cartoons you did.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 00:30:00 No.27608087 Report

Quoted By: >>27608276

>>27607856
I remember that the show existed, but I can't remember a thing about it. Not even the theme song. Feels bad man. Feels real bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 00:33:00 No.27608160 Report

Quoted By: >>27608323

>>27607345
Reminds me:
>Freshman year
>brotastic English teacher has an assignment:
>"Pick any book and answer 4 simple sets of questions as you read, followed by a short essay"
>Try to find Watchmen in the school's library
>can't fucking find it
>pick out League of Extraordinary Gentlemen instead
>second he sees the cover he goes "Nope."
>He, however, applauds my knowledge of Alan Moore and we talk for 10 minutes about Watchmen
Such a cool bro. I ended up choosing an 100-page book about a guy who got his face blown off in WWII coming home to a shitty life. I actually have 2-3 more stories involving school, one of them involving this same teacher.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 00:36:00 No.27608212 Report

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>I...
>I have no stories to tell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 00:38:00 No.27608276 Report

Quoted By: >>27608334

>>27608087
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kxl4O6tEKHw

For your memory

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 00:40:00 No.27608323 Report

Quoted By: >>27608474 >>27608477 >>27623251

>>27608160
>same English teacher
>introduces one of the two assignments that make up our final (the other was an essay):
>"Give us a presentation about how to do something you're interested in"
>Have no skill in any of my interests
>Realize I like video games and that speedruns are a thing
>My presentation is how to speedrun a video game.
>presentation itself is short and sweet: Nothing optional, use glitches if you can, etc. etc.
>plan to set up Megaman 2 in the calssroom and play Metal Man's stage live
>practice for 2 weeks, getting to the point where I can get to Metal Man and beat him on 1 life in less than 5 minutes
>The day comes.
>set up game
>die twice
>mfw

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 00:40:00 No.27608328 Report

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>be in second grade
>favorite movie is anastasia
>have a diary that plays "once upon a december" when you open it
>show and tell every friday
>decide to bring the diary and sing the song for the class
>sing it, everyone in class applauds, teacher loved it
>mfw

although i look back on it now and i am really embarrassed

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 00:41:00 No.27608334 Report

Quoted By: >>27608377

>>27608276
OH GOD IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO ME.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 00:43:00 No.27608377 Report

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>>27608334
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJPFSNu_QNs

LET THE NOSTALGIA FLOW

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 00:47:00 No.27608474 Report

Quoted By: >>27608815

>>27608323
Now for earlier in time...
>Middle School
>Have to do biography presentation as if it were an autobiography given by that person
>want to pick someone nobody else in my class would think to pick
>comics are kind of cool, I guess I'll do this Will Eisner guy
>book gives well enough biography for a kid to understand
>except the only work of his it ever mentions is The Spirit
>have no idea what this guy sounds like so when I do the presentation I do a shitty Brooklyn accent and squint my eyes a little
>years later, The Spirit movie comes out
>enjoy it thoroughly, and to this day believe doing that report allowed me to enjoy it when lots of people thought it was shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 00:47:00 No.27608477 Report

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>>27608323
I can feel the rage of that story from my computer, that sounds fucking rough dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 00:48:00 No.27608493 Report

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>>27607856
I don't ever recall ever really seeing Inspector Gadget on TV. I only remember ever seeing it in video tapes my mom would buy me when I was a kid. So I dunno, maybe it just wasn't on TV enough.

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 00:52:00 No.27608583 Report

Quoted By: >>27608665 >>27609625

More of a general thing than a story but
>library in high school
>entire bookcase full of "visual art" literature
>1/3 of a shelf is Comics, the rest is Manga
>mfw I live in Bumfuck, KY and we have a plethora of weeaboos.
>And none of them are the cool kind

YumKaax !!NHeI/yu1HLH

YumKaax !!NHeI/yu1HLH Tue 12 Jul 2011 00:54:00 No.27608615 Report

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>Be in highschool.
>I go to do team homework to some dude's house who wasnt really my friend.
>I discover he's got lots of comics and mangas.
>Al of them are perfectly wrapped on thin plastic.
>His mom do that for him.
>Became close friends for the rest of the year

Also, after we finished the homework, we played LoZ OT. Did this every afternoon after that day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 00:57:00 No.27608665 Report

Quoted By: >>27608752 >>27609850 >>27610701

>>27608583
You think that's bad? I just graduated and my senior year they scrapped all the comics they had (no one knows where they went) including Whedon's Astonishing X-Men run and the Watchmen...

And instead included Shakespeare mangas. No fucking joke. Look it up, they're real.

cheeseblade !OdHSAtliCM

cheeseblade !OdHSAtliCM Tue 12 Jul 2011 01:02:00 No.27608752 Report

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>>27608665
Oh, man, my school had those...
To be fair, though, we also had Watchmen, Persepolis, Maus, American-Born Chinese, Understanding Comics by Scott McCloud and a couple of other good things.

And I don't really have much to say, story-wise, except for certain people I talked to looking down on the fact that I still liked animation/ comics.

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 01:06:00 No.27608815 Report

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>>27608474
>1-2 years later
>English teacher we're supposed to have gave birth over the summer and took the year off to look after her newborn
>get young substitute the entire year
>kind of sub plays favorites but very subtlely and doesn't let people get away with shit that annoys her
>otherwise pretty nice
>From the getgo I realize she absolutely adores my writing style
>We get to write a short story near the end of the year
>as a kid I had a different ide aof what cool was
>write story about a teenager who, at the end of May, travels through time 10 years into the future to the first of May and is pissed so he goes across his world which is one big supercontinent of half insudtrial ruin and pollution and half corrupt magical monarchy
>Story includes old man bringing a car to the magical side and pretending it's magic
>main character kicks over a spotlight and starts a fire, causing an explosion from the car's leaking engine which kills the old man and dozens of bystanders
>End of the story involves him starting a war between the two sides after commiting crimes in both halves within a couple hours of his time travel moment
>he grabs the leaders of both halves and jumps into a chasm, appearing next to their skeletons 10 years later
>takes their gattling gun arm and magic rings and leaves. The End.
>She lets me write this
>Won't let girl in our class write about a girl bringing a gun to school
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 01:26:00 No.27609259 Report

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Bumping this thread.

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 01:30:00 No.27609350 Report

Quoted By: >>27610350 >>27611353 >>27611394 >>27612213

>11th grade Psychology class
>Teacher tells us to come in fully dressed formal wear
>If we don't we'll fail for the year
>Next day 1st period psychology
>Walks in classroom and sees a wreath with the words "R.I.P. Steve Rogers"
>Teacher walks in and says "We are here to mourn the loss of a national icon"
>MFW

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 01:41:00 No.27609625 Report

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>>27608583
At least you have comics, my highschool has absolutely none. 2/4's of the library here is fuckin' full of manga and weeaboo crap. Everyday I come to the library I see a bunch of hipsters by themselves just wandering around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 01:45:00 No.27609777 Report

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>in a bus with radom students
>some random people think Captain Marvel and the whole shazam thing is complete shit

SO MANY COMIC CASUALS

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 01:47:00 No.27609850 Report

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>>27608665
>Shakespeare Manga

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 01:48:00 No.27609876 Report

Quoted By: >>27610651 >>27610761 >>27610835 >>27610967

>7th grade
>Have my group of comic loving friends
>fat african american nerd who is obsessed with manga constantly trying to force a friendship
>art class
>KIDS DRAW A COMIX THEY GOOD FO YOO
>We get teams
>Friends paired with Friends
>Me paired with YOU GUESSED IT, THE FAT BLACK ANIME NERD
>first day of project
>"Huy Anon, I wus thinkin we cood draw sum Guro fer our projek"
>I finally work out a decent story and some good art
>He complains to the teacher
>"BUH BUH BUH ANON'S EXCLUDIN ME"
>Forced to let him to do one of the two parts
>Decide between Guro Story or Anime Art
>Choose to do the story
>Turn it in
>Get F on project
>"The artwork made me sick, Anon!"
>look at it
>Vomit at the graphic detail of rape and murder in animu style

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 02:05:00 No.27610350 Report

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>>27609350

That is sick as fuck!

Mokes

Mokes Tue 12 Jul 2011 02:07:00 No.27610398 Report

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Hah, I'm reading Walt Disney: An American Original currently. Picked it up while in Disney World a few weeks ago. Very enjoyable read.

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 02:16:00 No.27610651 Report

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>>27609876
Please tell me you kicked his ass.

Mokes

Mokes Tue 12 Jul 2011 02:18:00 No.27610701 Report

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>>27608665

>scraping Astonishing X-Men

THOSE BASTARDS

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 02:19:00 No.27610746 Report

Quoted By: >>27610776 >>27610904 >>27610967 >>27611385

>>27610651
No, but he got expelled for child pornography. He was carrying pictures of a girl from our school naked.

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 02:20:00 No.27610761 Report

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>>27609876
You did beat him for that, right?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 02:20:00 No.27610776 Report

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>>27610746
Ah Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
What a faggot

cheeseblade !OdHSAtliCM

cheeseblade !OdHSAtliCM Tue 12 Jul 2011 02:23:00 No.27610835 Report

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>>27609876
Happen to remember/ still have some of your art from YOUR version?

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 02:25:00 No.27610904 Report

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>>27610746
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Oh wow.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 02:28:00 No.27610967 Report

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>>27609876
>>27610746

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 02:45:00 No.27611353 Report

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>>27609350

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Flip !!2M2ZGCTL84d Tue 12 Jul 2011 02:46:00 No.27611385 Report

Quoted By: >>27611492 >>27612460

>>27610746
This reminds me of a story

>8th grade
>Walking around the Field with bros at lunch
>This kid (I think we nicknamed him Kid A) is poking a dead bat with a stick
>He starts to stab and like seriously rip the fucking guts outta this bat with a stick
>Our guidance counselor (he walks around the field at recess) sees this
>He just remarks "EWWW" and gets a person to clean it up
>the kid never got in trouble

He was a seriously fucked up dude, he drew this one picture of Spongebob blowing up.
Like literally blowing up, his bodie parts were flying with colored insides and blood flying everywhere, with a screaming Patrick next to the bloody mess.
I was surprised he didn't shoot up the school, people were constantly bullying him

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 02:46:00 No.27611394 Report

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>>27609350
Best.

Teacher.

Ever.

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 02:49:00 No.27611492 Report

Quoted By: >>27611637

>>27611385

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 02:56:00 No.27611637 Report

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>>27611492
He also climbed like this 45+ foot tree and these jackasses threw balls at him when he got to the top

My friends and I always remarked "Well I don't really want him to die, but if he falls we'll probably get a couple days off from school"

I went to a pretty dark school once i think about it

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 02:56:00 No.27611639 Report

Quoted By: >>27611727 >>27611838 >>27611885 >>27611913 >>27612272

>Own a bunch of disney movies and DVD's
>Douchebag roommate makes fun of me constantly for it
>Buy Bambi DVD when it comes out, because Bambi has some of the best animation that has ever been put to film
>roommate says "lol you're gay"
>try to explain to him my appreciation for quality animation
>"disney sucks though, animation like family guy and south park is the future"

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 03:00:00 No.27611727 Report

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>>27611639

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 03:04:00 No.27611838 Report

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>>27611639

Tue 12 Jul 2011 03:06:00 No.27611885 Report

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>>27611639
He's correct.
He never said it was a good future.

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 03:07:00 No.27611913 Report

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>>27611639
Dear gawd, the mental images.

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 03:10:00 No.27611997 Report

Quoted By: >>27612122

Um...
I think I have one story like this
>Have a family dinner
>aunt asks me what I want to do with my life
>I say "I'd like to be a comic artist."
> everyone laughs
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 03:12:00 No.27612045 Report

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>>27605698
I live in Anaheim
Let's just say there's a reason people don't know about this park...

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 03:14:00 No.27612122 Report

Quoted By: >>27612177 >>27612329 >>27612564

>>27611997
>visiting family
>Carry sketchbook with me for doodles
>Parents pipe up about me being good at drawing
>"Oh, show me some stuff from your sketchbook!"
>sketchbook isn't filled with enough "serious" stuff to show off
>Mostly fan art/ inappropriate things

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 03:16:00 No.27612167 Report

Quoted By: >>27612274

>>27601563

I picked Disney for this too. Our class had to make those three-sided fold out cardboard science fair display things for them. I wanted to do it on Evel Knievel but my teacher said he wasn't famous enough. Fuck that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 03:16:00 No.27612177 Report

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>>27612122
That's what you get for carrying around a bunch of self drawn little mermaid porn.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 03:17:00 No.27612213 Report

Quoted By: >>27612324

>>27609350
>Will fail students if they don't buy into the teachers personal delusion
That's just wrong. Personal wants/ideals should NEVER BE PRESENT IN A CLASSROOM. Especially for something THAT stupid.
I like comics, but shit.

eb3000

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eb3000 Tue 12 Jul 2011 03:20:00 No.27612272 Report

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>>27611639
ALL OF MY HATE

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 03:20:00 No.27612274 Report

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>>27612167

>Evel Knievel
>not famous enough
>my fucking face

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 03:21:00 No.27612324 Report

Quoted By: >>27612400

>>27612213
na if anything he was teaching them Psychology

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 03:22:00 No.27612329 Report

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>>27612122
I've got one similar:

>Bring sketchbook home for christmas break
>Filled with nothing but logo/ type/ website wireframe conceps
>and a shitload of 34/ PROMOTIONS mixed in at the back
>Parents ask to see my sketchbook
>Open it and show them the first few pages
>"See it's nothing you guys would be into, just wireframes and other junk."
>A few days go by
>Drop sketchbook on the floor
>Flips open to a rough sketch of Tigra and Pym getting down and dirty
>Little brother picks it up before I can
>He looks down at it, then up at me
>Our eyes lock
>Mexican stand off
>He yells "MOOOOOOOOOOM" as loud as he can.
>Brief moment of panic, then I realize I'm 23 and don't even live at home
>Take the book from him and lightly slap him on the back of the head
>Tells parents over dinner
>Father sternly asks to see my sketchbook
>Figure why not
>Give him another one of mine I brought along with me
>Little Brother grounded on christmas for lying

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 03:24:00 No.27612400 Report

Quoted By: >>27612438

>>27612324
I can kind of see that, but what point was he trying to make? If he would have turned it around and said 'This is test to see how compliant people are in the face of failure', then yes, I can kind of see it.
But this just makes it sound like the guy wanted to waste valuable class time on his own wankfest of a character.
It's just incredibly stupid. I took psychology, and I cannot fathom why (beyond the 'test for failure' idea) he would do this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 03:25:00 No.27612438 Report

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>>27612400
im sure if they would have read the chapter in their book like they were supposed to they would understand the lesson he was trying to teach

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 03:26:00 No.27612459 Report

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>private Catholic high school
>friend and I discussing Watchman in junior year history class
>our history class happened to be in a room otherwise used as a religion classroom
>sitting by religion teacher's desk
>religion teacher jumps into the conversation, shows us the very middle of the book with the "mirrored" panels
>history teacher still rubbing his chest and legs and droning on about unrelated shit
Such was my high school years...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 03:26:00 No.27612460 Report

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>>27611385
I used to do drawings like that

eb3000

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eb3000 Tue 12 Jul 2011 03:27:00 No.27612495 Report

Quoted By: >>27612830 >>27613341 >>27613552 >>27617602

I really like these threads. They're very good threads.
>>back around 6th grade
>>me and my friends are chillin, bored
>>I ask if they wanna play hide and go seek
>>they say "thats gay"
>>Ask if they want to play manhunt(same exact shit)
>>everyone agrees too.
similar story
>>about a month later, I explain to them the rules of Sardines, a pretty common game that they've never heard of
>>They say "it sounds retarded"
>>next day
>>Wanna play "Child Molester panic?" (same exact rules as Sardines)
>>Everyone is now interested
How arbitrary.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 03:30:00 No.27612564 Report

Quoted By: >>27612579 >>27612581

>>27612122
Who is this chick? For the life of me, i cant remember her name.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 03:30:00 No.27612579 Report

Quoted By: >>27612647 >>27612712 >>27612731

>>27612564

Sarah Silverman

eb3000

eb3000 Tue 12 Jul 2011 03:30:00 No.27612581 Report

Quoted By: >>27612647 >>27612712 >>27612731

>>27612564
Thats Sarah Silverman

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 03:33:00 No.27612647 Report

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>>27612579
>>27612581
Thanks!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 03:35:00 No.27612712 Report

Quoted By: >>27612755 >>27612767

>>27612579
>>27612581
Sarah Silverman Mind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 03:36:00 No.27612731 Report

Quoted By: >>27612755 >>27612767

>>27612579
>>27612581
Silvermanmind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 03:37:00 No.27612755 Report

Quoted By: >>27612813

>>27612712
>>27612731
Mindmind

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 03:37:00 No.27612767 Report

Quoted By: >>27612813

>>27612712
>>27612731
Sarah Silverman mindmind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 03:39:00 No.27612813 Report

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>>27612767
>>27612755
Mindmindmind.

Aspect Ratio Queen

Aspect Ratio Queen Tue 12 Jul 2011 03:40:00 No.27612830 Report

Quoted By: >>27613077

>>27612495
>Child Molester Panic
What the fuck??

There was nothing I hated more than having to play with other children who had no sense of imagination. Seriously. If you're going to pull out your dumb toys, you better be prepared for voice acting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 03:49:00 No.27613077 Report

Quoted By: >>27617268

>>27612830
That reminds me about action figures. I remember being kind of strict about which action figures i played with. For example, i didn't play with a batman action figure with a spiderman action figure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 03:58:00 No.27613341 Report

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>>27612495
Holy fuck, how could anyone not love sardines? I loved the shit out of that game as a kid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 04:04:00 No.27613552 Report

Quoted By:

>>27612495
>Any grade
>Ask friends if they want to play hide and seek
>everyone is up for it
>Have a blast
I guess my friends just weren't hardcore or edgy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 04:05:00 No.27613563 Report

Quoted By: >>27613584 >>27613667 >>27614034 >>27614153

>class goes to library
>have to grab a biography and do a report/presentation
>my turn(last of course)
>only book left is "The Military Life of Adolf Hitler"
>book is only about the strategies and tactics used during WW2
>for the presentation you have to pretend to be that person in front of the class(dress up for extra credit)
>decide not to get extra credit
>tell the class who I am pretending to be, life facts, etc
>Jewish girl goes apeshit, asks me if I enjoyed murdering innocent people
>tell her those people weren't innocent to me and "duh" I enjoyed it because I'm Hitler.
It was not a great time for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 04:05:00 No.27613584 Report

Quoted By: >>27613657

>>27613563
Are you me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 04:08:00 No.27613657 Report

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>>27613584
Yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 04:08:00 No.27613667 Report

Quoted By: >>27613937

>>27613563
>Dressed up as JFK for a class report
>Found out years later about his personal life.
Lies. That book was filled with lies.

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 04:14:00 No.27613836 Report

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>End of the year in chorus in the 10th grade
>Teacher asks us all these chorus related questions
>Last question is "Who is your favorite superhero and why?"
>mfw everyone asks about Catwoman and Joker and they're all perfectly serious

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 04:17:00 No.27613937 Report

Quoted By: >>27614040

>>27613667
Your speech better have been repeating "er um uh" for five minutes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 04:20:00 No.27614034 Report

Quoted By: >>27614343

>>27613563
That actually sounds like tons of fun

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 04:20:00 No.27614040 Report

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>>27613937
I was a shitty public speaker back then so I was probably doing that.

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 04:21:00 No.27614075 Report

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>>27601563
>>27601563
>>27601563
>>27601563
>filename

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 04:23:00 No.27614153 Report

Quoted By:

>>27613563

I had a similar experience once.

>Catholic school, but a cool one, not a bible thumping one (they even thaught evolution and other shit your american religious schools would flip out about, but that's not the point).
>Debate class,my side of the classroom was supposed to be siding with Hitler
>Say shit defending hitler
>classmates stare at me stranged, asking me what's wrong with me.
>"what?! i was supposed to side with Hitler in this assigment!"

Total Mass Retain !!GMslJTDYCXq

Total Mass Retain !!GMslJTDYCXq Tue 12 Jul 2011 04:28:00 No.27614308 Report

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>>27606060
>live in redneck town
>read this book and it's sequel every year since third grade
>no one gave a fuck
>people make jokes saying it's a book about "nazi rats" though
>but still
>not a single fuck was given that day

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 04:29:00 No.27614343 Report

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>>27614034
It might have been if you had a wider selection than the school library and if it was a class where the people were older.(5th/6th grade btw)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 04:30:00 No.27614387 Report

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>schools having comics and/or manga
We just had some youth magazines, "young engineer", "murzilka" and the like.

>classic literature in manga form
bewildered

>the bible in manga form
laughed

>"Azazel" from Fandorin's adventures in manga form
WHY

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 04:42:00 No.27614790 Report

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>in school
>library is alright for playing crappy games on the computers before they get blocked
>books semi-decent
>suddenly
>librarians get Superman: Red Son and most of the Dark Knight comics as well as a few mangas that present stunning designs of airships and complex stories instead of the shit everyone else seems to have put up with
>leave school with fond memories

Total Mass Retain !!GMslJTDYCXq

Total Mass Retain !!GMslJTDYCXq Tue 12 Jul 2011 05:09:00 No.27615556 Report

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>>27607465
>Road to El Dorado
Eww.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 05:14:00 No.27615714 Report

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The library at my school had a really small "graphic novel" area. It had the original Batman Detective comics in one book and Akira

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fiendkracken !Po0.MGG/Ys Tue 12 Jul 2011 05:21:00 No.27615875 Report

Quoted By: >>27615990

>>11th grade literature class project present a hero and the major themes attached to them.
>>I chose Frank Milliar and his Byronic Heroes
>>Everyone else chose Superman, Batman, and the x-men.
>>No major fuckups
>>Gay chose Punisher, completely destroyes his backstory.
>>Say nothing
>>Hambeast chooses Batman, says Joe Cool (the man who killed batman's parent) became the Joker and called Mr.Freeze ICE MAN
>> Facepalm
>> Conservative Douche chooses Captain America. Goes for 30 minutes about how he hates liberals and fights terrorist.
>>I ask how he got his abilities; should be simple Super Soilder Serum
>>"Duh, he get it from his sheild. Idiot"
>> Call him a dumbass and a faggot and school him in complete Captain America History. Get suspended for 4 days for slurs.

Totally worth it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 05:25:00 No.27615990 Report

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>>27615875
I like your nerd rage.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 05:25:00 No.27615993 Report

Quoted By: >>27616126 >>27616140 >>27616378

>second grade (or maybe third, who the fuck cares)
>be part of gifted program, where we're supposed to do super-special FUN classes!
>teacher is massive shit
>one day we talk about cartoons (because those gifted classes were so damn fun), and the teacher asks us to name cartoons and discuss the different animation styles. Looney Tunes for traditional 2D, Wallace and Gromit for stop-motion, Beast Wars for CGI, et cetera
>Me being a true 90s kid, say "Pokemon!"
>"Pokemon? What kind of cartoon is that?"
>"It's...um...a Japanese cartoon."
>"But what's the style? Is it like clay?"
>"No. It's...I don't know how to say it..."
>"You're making it up, aren't you?"
>get in trouble for making up Pokemon
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 05:28:00 No.27616063 Report

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Why would it talk about irrelevant trivia, OP?

If you wanted some scathing biography you don't go looking for books at your local shitty library.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 05:31:00 No.27616123 Report

Quoted By: >>27617100

Back in 4th grade, me and my friend would draw comics and then talk about selling them. They were terrible comics with stolen jokes and traced art. After we sold 1 copy to a close friend of ours, we thought "Shit son, we should really take this seriously" and considered autographing the next issue.
>Mfw whever these threads

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 05:31:00 No.27616126 Report

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>>27615993
>school paper
>write article about Pokemon
>get made fun of by some assholes
>trade with everyone who plays, undisputed master
I still don't know how I feel about this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 05:31:00 No.27616140 Report

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>>27615993
>making up Pokemon
Dude, find that teacher and send her a box filled with Pokemon games, toys, DVDs, VHS tapes, merchandise, and all sorts of stuff.

Include a note that says "You helped me make this happen. Thank you."

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 05:36:00 No.27616248 Report

Quoted By: >>27616285

>4th grade
>school-wide contest to make a story
>I make a comic about SpongBob capturing the King Jellyfish
>think alot of how the plot should progress, what characters to include, etc.
>have little artistic skill, but put a ton of time into the drawings, using a book about drawing various characters from the series that I had just gotten
>show it to the teacher in charge
>can't wait to see her happy reaction
>says that the contest isn't for comics, just gives it back
>heartbroken, never make comics again

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 05:37:00 No.27616267 Report

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> High school
> Lonely kid,had a few friends but preferred to be alone
> Will spend lunch times in the library and read novels
> Read all the decent ones and only left with shitty teenage novels about romance and growing up
> Look into the visual novels aisle
> Mostly stupid kiddy comics like drug awareness and sex education
> See Asterix at the Olympics Games and Sandman: Preludes and Nocturnes
> Read both
> Interest in comic books began then and there

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 05:37:00 No.27616285 Report

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>>27616248
Wow. What a horrible teacher. THAT'S NOT HOW YOU ENCOURAGE ARTISTIC TALENT, TEACH. GAWD.

cheeseblade !OdHSAtliCM

cheeseblade !OdHSAtliCM Tue 12 Jul 2011 05:40:00 No.27616378 Report

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>>27615993
>In elementary
>time to write short stories
>Trying to write one about Duduo or something (I always did Pokemon stuff
>Teacher thinks I'm trying to spell "Doodoo (I didn't know how to spell Duduo.)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 05:45:00 No.27616525 Report

Quoted By:

>>27606060
The AP Language teacher at my old high school made Maus part of the required summer reading for that class. Damn shame I didn't have him then, I took the class my Junior year, got switched into his class halfway through the year, since the other language teacher just left during winter break for another job. The new guys was a cool dude, still in a bar band and is generally awesome for a dude in his early 50s. Oh, and he's married to an ex-stripper. And used to be a professor at UMD.
I wrote one of my best papers with him, a 23 page dissection of a Pink Floyd album, The Final Cut. It was a complete pleasure to write it too, I'd just spends hours a day going over lyrics, looking at sources about various political events of 1980s England, all that stuff.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 05:46:00 No.27616569 Report

Quoted By: >>27616696 >>27616927

>Freshman year high school, friend convinces me to take a theater arts class with him.
>I thought I'd stick to lighting or props or whatever.
>Teacher turns out to have a huge boner for showtunes, and I knew exactly nothing about any of this.
>Was called a philistine more than once, mostly for not knowing Gilbert & Sullivan or Cats.
>I need to sing or perform a monologue once a month for a grade.
>I have no fucking clue what I'm doing.
>End up singing a bunch of songs from /co/ movies, and perform the Joker's monologue from The Killing Joke.
>Teacher loves it all and actually gave a tearful standing ovation for the monologue.
>Teacher actually wants to learn more about Batman after that.
>mfw I sucked but still passed with an A

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 05:49:00 No.27616642 Report

Quoted By:

>>27606060
>super religious
>against a retelling of WW2
What other completely irrelevant things have they banned in your fake story? Banana's maybe? Cotton balls?

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 05:51:00 No.27616696 Report

Quoted By: >>27616835

>>27616569
>didn't know Cats

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fiendkracken !Po0.MGG/Ys Tue 12 Jul 2011 05:53:00 No.27616766 Report

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I also remember being in HighSchool and we had to participate in a essay contest the winner of which won a pizza. I was to lazy to actually pick up a book so I just wrote down the comics I read and were reading.
MFW I won an entire pizza for such heavy readings as Civil War, House of M, Infinite Crisis, The Killing Joke, and Sin City

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 05:55:00 No.27616835 Report

Quoted By:

>>27616696
I was raised in a communist, Dadaist home outside of the United States and Europe. I'll use that as my excuse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 05:58:00 No.27616901 Report

Quoted By:

>>27601563

This exact same shit happened to me, anon.

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fiendkracken !Po0.MGG/Ys Tue 12 Jul 2011 05:58:00 No.27616927 Report

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>>27616569
That's the power of Comics.
The most under appreciated medium of literature.

parable zero !!NZlPB6ksU1h

parable zero !!NZlPB6ksU1h Tue 12 Jul 2011 06:05:00 No.27617100 Report

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>>27616123
shit, I did this exact thing. Got my mom to make photocopies at work.

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 06:08:00 No.27617164 Report

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>high School Bio teacher
>see she is wearing a punisher ring
>assume is cause she likes skulls being a bio teacher and all
>Ask her
>Is because I like to punish.
>Mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 06:12:00 No.27617268 Report

Quoted By:

>>27613077

When I was growing up I played with sticks. Literally, I played with fucking sticks. I even chopped them up into tiny pieces and pretended that they were people, then I'd make them live on the bark of trees as if they were high rise apartments.

Fuck you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 06:24:00 No.27617602 Report

Quoted By: >>27617793

>>27612495
What the fuck is sardines, and how the MOTHER FUCK can it also go by the name Child Molester Panic?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 06:32:00 No.27617793 Report

Quoted By: >>27617818

>>27617602
We played this game all the time at teh day camp I went to during summer as a kid. The rules are simple:

>Find an easily defined area in the woods or somewhere with a lot of shit around
>Pick one person to be the Sardine
>That person has a minute to hide while everyon has their eyes closed
>Everyone is now for themselves but can work with other people and have to find the Sardine's hiding spot
>if you find the Sardine, you simply hide with him
>last person to find the hiding spot loses
Alright game, but Capture the Flag as a kid is fucking adrenaline if you have the right field.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 06:33:00 No.27617818 Report

Quoted By: >>27618675

>>27617793
So inverse Hide and Seek? Why is that called Child Molester Panic...?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 06:34:00 No.27617835 Report

Quoted By: >>27618010 >>27618100

>be in 11th grade
>eating lunch with some good friends (guys and girls)
>They don't know to much about /co/ stuff, but always enjoy a conversation about it. (I would always listen about their stuff so it was cool)
>anyway, this rageing hipster douche (guy had pink hair which ruined our yearbook) comes over to sit with us. (ie. ruin our day)
>He hears me talking about Batman TAS
>Tells me that's baby-shit and calls me a homo
>Don't say a word, but ask calmly what he watches.
>Hentai (I SHIT YOU FUCKING NOT!) He then hands me one from his backpack
>Put down my sandwich as the girl sitting across from me says, "Here it comes..."
>Throw it across the fucking room.
>He flips his shit and runs to get his book and bring back a teacher aide.
>She asks if I threw it. I answer yes.
>We both go to the dean and he asks why I threw it. I said I was shocked at the pornography he shoved in my face.
>He opens the book.
mfw he was suspended for a month and I got to go back to lunch like a boss.

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Tue 12 Jul 2011 06:36:00 No.27617891 Report

Quoted By: >>27618127

This happened a few weeks ago:
>English speech
>Going great
>Accidentally say anyp0ny
>MFW

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 06:38:00 No.27617919 Report

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>High school
>about to check out some manga from the library
>some guy taps me on the shoulder and hands me Hellboy
>Never looked back

And here I am.

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 06:41:00 No.27618010 Report

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>>27617835
I want to call bullshit, but imagining a hentai flying across the room is to fucking funny.

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 06:44:00 No.27618100 Report

Quoted By:

>>27617835

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 06:44:00 No.27618127 Report

Quoted By: >>27618620 >>27619306

>>27617891
>mlp fans saying pony shit irl
>They say they don't do this
>I hope someone killy you.

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 06:51:00 No.27618295 Report

Quoted By: >>27618577

I remember this one because I've never raged so hard at anybody before or since.

>in history class, studying cold war
>bring up the Iron Giant because of the examples of cold war paranoia
>teacher hadn't heard of it, but that's not the source of rage
>douchebag who sat behind me pipes up
>"I kind of liked it when I was younger, but the animation is really bad. Maybe it was good for the time."

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 07:00:00 No.27618577 Report

Quoted By: >>27618754

>>27618295
What. What?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 07:01:00 No.27618620 Report

Quoted By:

>>27618127

>implying people who aren't pony fags themselves or /co/ raging neckbeards would even get it

not that it makes him any less of a loser

also

>Killy

i can't help but laugh at how cutesy this sounds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 07:03:00 No.27618675 Report

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>>27617818
Because all the kids are trying to hide.

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 07:06:00 No.27618754 Report

Quoted By: >>27618890

>>27618577
I have never hated any person more than that guy, for an assortment of other reasons.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 07:11:00 No.27618890 Report

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>>27618754
You should share those reasons. Lemme guess his name. Hm....Mike.

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 07:25:00 No.27619243 Report

Quoted By: >>27619328 >>27622674 >>27623130

>First day of History class, teacher was a fucking bro
>Teacher decides to ask us about our hobbies and the movies we like to watch, as an introduction
>My turn came up, I told them I like reading comic books, watching Disney/Pixar stuff, and I'm into cartoons
>Some of the people around me laugh and call me immature, "It's time to grow up anon, cartoons are for little kids."
>Fast-forward to a few days after, we were given an assignment to discuss about how historical events are portrayed differently in other media
>Also given the choice to do it solo, or pair up
>Immediately tell the teacher that I'm doing it solo
>Some of them are asking me to reconsider and pair up with them, still decline
>Teacher tells me, "Anon, can you stay for a bit after class?"
>mon visage quand when he tells me: "This assignment should make them realize that cartoons and comics aren't just for kids. I look forward to your presentation anon."

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 07:27:00 No.27619306 Report

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>>27618127
Not that i don't agree, but
>Killy you

I'm going to start using this.

parable zero !!NZlPB6ksU1h

parable zero !!NZlPB6ksU1h Tue 12 Jul 2011 07:28:00 No.27619328 Report

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>>27619243
>"This assignment should make them realize that cartoons and comics aren't just for kids. I look forward to your presentation anon."
Your teacher sounds pretty boss.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 07:29:00 No.27619363 Report

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>>27601678
So did Disney.

Der Fuhrer's Face? Education of Death?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 07:34:00 No.27619532 Report

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>first grade
>been reading Calvin and Hobbes since mom gave me first collection
>give it to a friend
>he gives it to a friend, etc.
>everyone now loves c&h
>play Calvinball at recess

GumRec !guM.TmtYiE

GumRec !guM.TmtYiE Tue 12 Jul 2011 07:35:00 No.27619547 Report

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>Be in 8th grade
>Moved to new school in the middle of the year, asked to introduce myself
>say I'm into collecting music, computers, cartoons, etc.
>Someone asks what my favorite show is
>Say Animaniacs
>laughed at
>feelsbadman

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 07:46:00 No.27619928 Report

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>>27619328
Yeah, she was. She always hated the delinquents and favored the ones that do the work required and went to class all the time.

>We had a big, summer BBQ that covered 2nd, Lunch and 3rd period.
>Everyone was expected to go back to class during 4th, but majority of the school just left for home because school ends after 4th period.
>I show up to her class, along with 6-7 people.
>Since there was just us, she just told us to finish up the previous day's work.
>When we finished, we helped her out with some of her work, because she was in-charge of the Graduation committee
>The next day, she was obviously pissed because she missed a day of lessons
>She calls the people who helped her outside the classroom
>Tells us that we have a period off, a small thanks for helping her with the Graduation stuff
>The next day, we find out that she gave everyone a test, and we got an exemption; an instant 100%

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 07:52:00 No.27620119 Report

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So is this gonna get archived or what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 08:03:00 No.27620509 Report

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http://sfw.chanarchive.org/request_votes

Enter thread URL, 1/4 votes already.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 08:10:00 No.27620693 Report

Quoted By: >>27621789 >>27622098

> Any year of any level of schooling
> "What you read'n anon?"
> "Iron-Man comic."
> *snarky remark and/or 'what a loser' face*
> "Superhero movie does well and becomes popular"
> Same faggot walks into school with logo of said hero on their shirt.

Doesn't really phase me anymore, but the embers always burn for hypocrites.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 08:23:00 No.27620986 Report

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>>27606060

You can sue the fuck out of them.

Implying that you're not lying.

Charade !ZCUX5tuWJk

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Charade !ZCUX5tuWJk Tue 12 Jul 2011 08:28:00 No.27621098 Report

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>Now
>Have only 1 friend who reads comics.
>Whenever we talk, he has the exact OPPOSITE opinion.
>Sometimes, we agree, but it's on little shit.
C'est la Vie

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 08:33:00 No.27621262 Report

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>in second or third grade, maybe
>assigned to do a report on our favorite song
>don't know anything about music
>pick Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds because Yellow Submarine is one of my favorite movies at the time
>everyone thinks I'm weird

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 08:49:00 No.27621667 Report

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>School's comic's section contained to two small book shelves in the back of the library
>Just Batman, Spiderman, and Superman, plus a smattering of others
>Never have a full series of anything. always missing key issues
>Some Spiderman Comic issues 4, 5, 6, 10, 12, 13, 15, 17, 20
>Never fail to have all 20+ issues of Dragonball, Deathnote, Fruits Basket, or Tokyo Mew Mew

Seriously, I understand that public schools aren't exactly the richest places around, but it's like they just randomly order stuff with no rhyme or reason.
We even had the second book for All Star Super man for the longest time until we got the first one.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 08:53:00 No.27621789 Report

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>>27620693
Oh god, I went through the same shit in high school. Was always just a minor annoyance until the Dark Knight came out. The year before I had a Joker shirt that would almost always get the "what a loser face". The next year, everyone and their mom has Joker shirts. mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 09:06:00 No.27622098 Report

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>>27620693

Almost every-fucking-person I knew in the past was like this. Now I'll be damned if I don't see half of them at a midnight premier of a Superhero Flick...

Aquaman !!i+SiRH/yjaC

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Aquaman !!i+SiRH/yjaC Tue 12 Jul 2011 09:11:00 No.27622206 Report

Quoted By: >>27622248

This happened a year ago:

>Walk into Technical Writing class wearing a Green Lantern shirt
>See Professor and his "Robin-Hood-esque" facial hair and immediately think he loves classic literature
>Professor sees shirt and excitedly says "Hey! That's Green Lantern! I hope the movie doesn't suck."
>Every time I wear a DC shirt he gets all ecstatic
>Last day of class I go to turn in the final report
>Walk into his office and see a shrine of Green Arrow
>Professor explains that his childhood hero was Green Arrow and he's trying to get the Lit. Dept. to adopt Green Arrow as the official Department Mascot

Aquaman !!i+SiRH/yjaC

Aquaman !!i+SiRH/yjaC Tue 12 Jul 2011 09:13:00 No.27622248 Report

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>>27622206

I forgot to add that now I feel really sorry for him because J.T. Krul's run on GA wasn't good and not much more can be said about the GL movie.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 09:22:00 No.27622474 Report

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>Read Maus for an English assignment in high school
>Read it twice
>Recommend it to a friend
>He reads half of the first half of Maus
>I fill him in on the rest of the details of the story
>I get a 90%
>He gets 100%

Fuck that teacher.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 09:29:00 No.27622674 Report

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>>27619243

>"This assignment should make them realize that cartoons and comics aren't just for kids. I look forward to your presentation anon."

Finish the story. What did you do and did it work?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 09:45:00 No.27623130 Report

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>>27619243

That totally sounded like a mission prompt. Did he self destruct after he said it?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 09:50:00 No.27623251 Report

Quoted By: >>27623835

>>27608323
>outside
"heh....oh man. I never, uh...I never die...like this...It's the pres-, uh...pressure"
>inside

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 09:52:00 No.27623290 Report

Quoted By: >>27623592

>Be in second grade.
>Reading Dean Koontz 'Strange Highways', which is still one of my favorite books.
>Teachers confiscate the book, tell me that I can't read it in school, because it's too 'adult for me'.
>Go to school the next day with Stephen King's 'IT'.
>MFW

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 10:04:00 No.27623592 Report

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>>27623290

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 10:13:00 No.27623835 Report

Quoted By: >>27623898

>>27623251
And the worst part is that I had planned to have some leftover time, so I could do Wood Man's stage with the Metal Blade. After I actually beat the stage I weakly asked my teacher if I could try another stage. He said it would be better if I sat down. I was fucking bummed all day.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 10:15:00 No.27623898 Report

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>>27623835
oh bro. you poor thing.

Dr. Felix Blackstone Your Favorite Black Lantern !!X+eOcql1VbU

Dr. Felix Blackstone Your Favorite Black Lantern !!X+eOcql1VbU Tue 12 Jul 2011 10:36:00 No.27624473 Report

Quoted By: >>27625094 >>27625453

>Reading comics and books all the time in third grade.
>Have a vocabulary two and a half grades ahead of fellow students due to it.
>other kids mercilessly bully me cause I make them feel stupid
>My only bro during that time is more of a cartoon guy.
>I get him into comics.
>The next year he's a massive dick that only cares about sucking off the popular kids.
>get into drawing and even draw a comic.
>Dick of an ex-bro tells on me whenever I try to read a comic.
>Steals several of the comics I made and burns them.
>Hate humanity until the sixth grade when I get the most awesome art teacher ever and only have one class with dick of an ex-bro.
>In high school.
>Math teacher and I bro it up over green lantern and the flash.
My schools never had any comics but my library did have a fuck ton of them.

Aquaman !!i+SiRH/yjaC

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Aquaman !!i+SiRH/yjaC Tue 12 Jul 2011 11:02:00 No.27625094 Report

Quoted By: >>27626092

>>27624473

A talking dick? Well I'll be damned...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 11:17:00 No.27625453 Report

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>>27624473
If he's such a massive dick then you need to step your game up, you give him too much evidence to have your comics burned. You're easy detective work for him

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 11:37:00 No.27625874 Report

Quoted By: >>27630879

>Be in 9th grade
>Speech Class
>As in Public Speaking
>Final project is an informative speech on any subject
>I'm a huge Godzilla geek
>Do my project on the evolution of Kaiju cinema
>Turns into a half hour speech about all Kaiju, which ones would kill which, etc.
>Class applauds my presentation, teacher said it was a novel idea, good topic for my audience
>Girl after me does her project on 50 Cent
>No one but one white kid we nick named "Jew-Pac" cares.
>Feel like a boss

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 11:47:00 No.27626092 Report

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>>27625094

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 17:02:00 No.27630626 Report

Quoted By: >>27630746 >>27630763

>Junior Year highschool
>Honors Physics teacher is a real bro and has us do a book report on a scifi book
>lets me do mine on Full Metal Alchemist
>Get an A like a boss

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 17:11:00 No.27630746 Report

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>>27630626
>Same year
>Reading JoJo's Bizarre Adventure on a school computer
>Gets to a rather graphic part
>Dean remotely takes screen caps
>Calls me into office and asks takes caps out of context and asks me of I found this funny
>I argue that the book we read in English class are just as bad if not more graphic then those caps
>Tells me that those books are educational and that what I was reading was very juvenile
> Lets me off with a warning and I read my stuff on the older computers where I know they can't screen cap me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 17:12:00 No.27630763 Report

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>>27630626
>>27630746
Sorry if my stories have more to do with /a/ than /co/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 17:21:00 No.27630879 Report

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>>27625874
>Be huge Godzilla fan in 9'th grade
>Draw pictures of kaiju and shit all the time
>Mention Godzilla, like ONCE in a conversation
>"This faggot actually likes Godzilla!'
>Be bullied all year for being a "Piece of shit, queer ass-faggot who jacks off to monster movies"
>Also bullied for being kinda fat, and being a nerd in other departments such as Star Trek/Anime/Cartoons etc.
>I finally get tired of all the bullying
>Go up to the kid who always spreads rumors/calls name/does generally hurtful things to me.
>I push him over
He hits me in the face repeatedly, breaks my nose, gives me two black eyes
>I'm expelled for 3 days, he only gets a week

Honestly, I thank this guy. He made me a stronger person overall. Don't expect others to be nice to you when you like wierd shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jul 2011 18:00:00 No.27631389 Report

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You turn into Principle Prickly when your angry?

Thats awesome!

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