"What if DC and Marvel were the same" V6453.>Batman is the leader of the Avengers.
The Dread Dormammu !GD/jL0.03U
Nightwing and Spidey are the bestest bros.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28220781 Most excellent.
Anonymous
>Batman >Leader of a team No thank you.
Anonymous
>>28220760 batman wouldnt even be relevant if dc and marvel were the same universe
Anonymous
Oscorp is a subsidiary of Lexcorp?
Anonymous
>>28220854 He'd be used as a punching bag for every new villain of the week.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28220878 which is a subsidiary of stark enterprise
The Dread Dormammu !GD/jL0.03U
Quoted By:
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Themysceria's backstory (assuming post-crisis) would be changed due to Hercules being a lot less... rapey, probably in a way that makes both Hercules and the Amazons come off as jerks with the Gods of course being the biggest jerks of all. Nonetheless, Hercules and Diana have an odd dynamic.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Deadpool would fight Mr Mxyzptlk, and win
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28220825 Cap would be the leader...gives bruce time to keep his mind on Gotham. Only need batman in emergencies. Give him all the prep time he needs.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Daredevil becomes a member of Batman Inc.
Anonymous
One of the primary duties of the Green Lantern Corps is to try and slow down Galactus and facilitate evacuation of the planets he consumes.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Bane acquires a symbiote
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28220981 THIS WOULD BE AWESOME
DC needs to get on that and make some kind of story like this.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Swamp-Thing and Man-Thing become elemental bros.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Thor and Superman would show up at the end of a fight to save the day, but this week's villain would establish his superiority by beating them both, lifting Thor's hammer, beating the shit out of everybody, and then whoever is selling the least at the time will be the one to finally defeat the big bad bastard.
The Dread Dormammu !GD/jL0.03U
Quoted By:
>>28220981 >One of the primary duties of the Green Lantern Corps is to try and slow down Galactus and facilitate evacuation of the planets he consumes. Why the fuck the Nova Corps didn't do this?
Anonymous
>>28220854 >>28220879 Do you guys even read comic books?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Space would be a clusterfuck. Rainbow corps + Galactus + New Gods + Skrulls + etc. Might be interesting to see Thanos fight Lobo.
Anonymous
>>28221047 So sorry we aren't sperging over PREPTIME like you want us to be.
The Dread Dormammu !GD/jL0.03U
Death is STILL Thanos waifu.
Anonymous
Steve Rogers is the one who crashes in Themiscyra during WWII and not Steve Trevor.
Anonymous
Red Skull becomes the leader of the Fourth Reich, and uses Doomsday's DNA in order to create an army of monsters loyal to him in an effort to destroy the United States of America and eliminate all who don't fit the Aryan ideal, including the superheroes.
Anonymous
Stark Industries and Wayne Enterprises are rival companies, but Tony and Bruce are always having fun together.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28221047 the point is more heroes make batman less relevant and stupid even if there are more villains
The Dread Dormammu !GD/jL0.03U
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28221089 And Death thinks Thanos would be kinda cute, if it weren't for the mass murdering.
Lord Morpheus is not amused by this.
Anonymous
>>28221112 >Bruce >having fun Anonymous
>>28221112 Bruce and Tony would never get along.
I can, however, see Tony and Hal Jordan being bros.
Anonymous
>>28221166 >Bruce >not having fun to solidify his disguise ok
Anonymous
>>28221122 jungle fever senses tingling!!
Anonymous
>>28221177 >Tony and Hal Jordan being bros. really how? why not tony and wally
Anonymous
Mutants are less persecuted due to Superman making a speech about it (because apparently Marvel heroes are biologically incapable of doing so) Same with Spider-Man, since it's hard for people to hate the guy who shakes hands with Superman on national television.
Anonymous
>>28221082 Listen, son. The average power levels of the DCU are higher than Marvel's as a whole, and Batman is still a top tier threat. Batman beat Darkseid, DC's version of Thanos.
Anonymous
>>28221209 >The average power levels of the DCU are higher than Marvel's as a whole, >Batman is still a top tier threat yeah because of plot armor
Anonymous
The Punisher and Red Hood would team up to cleanse Gotham City, but Castle would be so annoyed by the little turd that he'd end up killing him too.
The Dread Dormammu !GD/jL0.03U
Quoted By:
Ghost Rider messes with Constantine
Anonymous
>>28221231 Yeah, and? We're not talking real life here, kemosabe.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28221090 Can you imagine all the ass they'd kick?
Can you imagine the kids?
Anonymous
>>28221209 And you think he wouldn't be used as a jobber like all of the other top tier threats in Marvel? Or do you not read comics?
Anonymous
>>28221184 Acting like he's having fun, sure. Actually having fun, though?
Anonymous
>>28221203 Oh god, the Daily Bugle and the Daily Planet would be super-rivals.
>>28221203 Every time they try to make a speech, something bad happens and everyone blames the mutants.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28221199 They're both womanizer daredevils who enjoy speed and have rocky relationships.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28221209 While it is true that the average DC hero is stronger than the average Marvel one, I'm pretty sure that the top end of the power spectrum is all Marvel with their 'power cosmic' and 'omega level mutants' and 'fancy names for quasi-omnipotence'
Anonymous
>>28221089 >Death in Love with Thanos. >Implying Death isn't head over heels in love with Deadpool. Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28221254 shitty plot devices may work for a pleb like you
Anonymous
>>28221261 Well, that's what I meant in the first place. Tony would be having fun, but Bruce would just act it.
As for real Marvel/DC buddies, Guy Gardner and Daken.
Anonymous
>>28221258 I'm having a hard time finding examples of said jobbing. Are you referring to how Marvel kills off a character or three every year to try and boost sales?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28221261 Batmasn does have fun.
Ocassionally.
Anonymous
>>28221235 You know that Jason is probably much, much better trained than Castle right?
Just because he's a pretty-boy-douchebag doesn't mean he's a chump, even if you don't like him.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28221321 they see me trolling
Anonymous
>>28221203 >Implying Marvel heroes have not attempted this, and every time are thwarted by some Anti-Mutant group's machinations Anonymous
Quoted By:
green goblin would kill all the surviving proteges of batman
Anonymous
>>28221321 >I'm having a hard time finding examples of said jobbing Apocalypse
Juggernaut
Silver Surfer
Galactus
Magneto
Thanos
Hulk
Start here, keep looking.
The Dread Dormammu !GD/jL0.03U
Quoted By:
>>28221308 >Guy >Being bros with a mass murderer. Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28221195 If Static and Jubilee had sex, would there be a power outage and fireworks? Then again, she's a vampire now... hmm.
There's only one solution...
a threesome with Dazzler. Anonymous
Quoted By:
During World War II, Captain America leads the All-Star Squadron against the Nazis, but they're unable to enter the Nazi-occupied Germany due to Hitler having the Spear of Destiny. This only changes when Human Torch, being a robot and, therefore, immune to the Spear's influence, enters Hitler's compound and eliminates him.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28221351 I guess I just haven't seen that happen.
I mean it kind of feels to me that whenever the government does something like make giant mutant hunting robots, you don't see Nick Fury going 'wait what are you doing what the fuck is wrong with you assholes'
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28221342 Bitch, please. Todd may have the training, but Castle has the experience.
Anonymous
I think what everyone is over looking. Is Deadpool and Deathstroke fucking destroying everything in order to become the better Wilson.
Anonymous
Would Waller and Fury be fuckbuddies?
Anonymous
Slade Wilson and Wade Wilson get their own spin off 'The Odd Couple' ongoing
The Dread Dormammu !GD/jL0.03U
Quoted By:
Strange helps Dream find his Bag of Sand.
Anonymous
>>28221394 DURP SINCE BATMAN IS NOT INSTANTLY MORE "POWERFUL" THAN THESE THE MOST POWERFUL VILLIANS IN THE MARVEL UNIVERSE HE IS A JOBBER
>implying the only reason ANYONE wins over villains of those levels is not plot armor The fact is thats how comics work kid, you may be new so well give ya a break it is kinda funny watching you try to act superior about something as trivial as comic universes. The fact is any character you like has the EXACT same amount of plot armor and retarded shit writing keeping them winning as batman.
Anonymous
>>28221470 >>28221453 Fucking hivemind.
Also, why not Lobo and Deadpool becoming the best of bros?
Anonymous
>Power Girl/She Hulk all my want
Anonymous
>>28221509 >batman uses a gun on darkseid loloolololololol
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Zatanna and Dr Strange would get married. Then they fight over whether there is a difference between Sorceress Supreme and Sorcerer Supreme.
Anonymous
>>28221264 It has been established in earlier threads that, due to Superman and others, superheroes would not be viewed as villains, and therefore, the Daily Bugle wouldn't sell with their difamatory campaigns.
As a result, The Daily Planet buys the Daily Bugle and Perry White makes J. Jonah Jameson editor because they were "friends" in college. Jameson is always trying to get Clark Kent fired because he's always disappearing, but Perry always votes to keep Clark, because the gets scoops.
Clark Kent and Peter Parker would be friends, and Superman and Spider-Man would often team-up, but they wouldn't know eachothers' identities. In addition, Peter Parker is friends with Jimmy Olsen, and is constantly being seduced by Cat Grant.
Steve Lombard often hits on Betty Brant, while Ron Troupe and Robbie Robertson become intelect-bros.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
I'd like to see Lex help design more threatening Sentinels to hunt all heroes.
Anonymous
>>28221548 You know that scene was a gigantic allegory, right?
Right?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Doctor Fate and Doctor Strange would both hold roughly parallel positions because... well with the fate of multiple dimensions in jeopardy it's probably a good idea to have some redundancy.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
I need Catman vs black panther just because why the fuck not
The Dread Dormammu !GD/jL0.03U
Quoted By:
Atomic Skull goes in an awesome quest to find Ghost Rider and tries to kill him so he can be the only one with a flaming skull. Ghost Rider, of course, just bitch slaps him and wins.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28221517 Deadpool would cramp Lobo's style.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28220760 >Batman leading a team >Instead of Captain America Lol, you wish, DCasual.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28221509 >DURP SINCE BATMAN IS NOT INSTANTLY MORE "POWERFUL" THAN THESE THE MOST POWERFUL VILLIANS IN THE MARVEL UNIVERSE HE IS A JOBBER I honestly have no idea what you think I'm saying. In Marvel comics, top tier threats are reduced to having a moment of glory and then getting their asses kicked around the block in their next few appearances.
Anonymous
>>28221603 >gigantic allegory yeah for how bad the plot and story was
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28221587 I now want to see a Spider-Man/Superman ongoing.
FUND IT
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28221520 Karen retains Jen as Starrware's counsel. Lyra & Atlee become buddies.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28221587 This is completely unbelievable.
Newspapers wont exist anymore at that point.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28221649 >Hulk becoming a Green Lantern Yeah, ok guy.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Lex Luthor would go after Reed Richards to prove that he's still the smartest human being on earth.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Goddammit, guys, we had several threads that didn't descent into trolling, why can't you keep it together now?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28221587 >established >in threads Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28221342 >better trained During Punisher born it turns out aside from all of Frank's marine shit he has going on, he has some sort of supernatural side that has allowed him to survive for as long as he has
The Dread Dormammu !GD/jL0.03U
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28221688 Would Reed even waste his time on Lex?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28221649 overpowered is the understatement here.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>28221642 That shooting of the pistol was Batman finally getting past his pathological fear of and refusal to use guns. He never wanted to become Joe Chill, but in that final moment, he knew that the only way to save everyone was to shoot and kill Darkseid.
King of Zeroes !7UuFlSzPOY
Quoted By:
>>28221302 >>guy and hawkeye being megabros Anonymous
>>28221649 Uh, if anything, red hulk would become a yellow lantern and green hulk a red lantern. Do you not read comics?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
sinister six vs secret six? Y/N?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Guardians of the Galaxy and League of Super-Heroes team up to form the greatest Cosmic Super team ever?
Anonymous
>>28221722 >implying anyone else in the world couldnt have done that oh i forgot batman is the end all be all of importance in the dcu
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28221716 Final Crisis. The Radion bullet.
Anonymous
>>28221747 he obviously did it only for their colors
and honestly i could see hulk with a green ring because of banners will
Arthur !!47pfpkAoStn
Quoted By:
Constantine messing with Dr. Strange villians, or even the dr himself. Probably tricking dormammu into being his bitch or something. and 6 issues later, he realizes he screwed up, and dormammu kill the rest of his friends (except chaz),
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Kingpin would become the new leader of Intergang and the new prophet of the Religion of Crime.
Anonymous
>>28221765 I'm not saying Batman was the only one who could've done that, I'm just explaining the importance of his doing it.
Anonymous
>>28221816 and i'm saying its stupid
Anonymous
Namor and Black Adam are each other's only friends. Doom and Lex try and assassinate each other regularly as part of an ongoing friendly game. Each assassin carries a correspondence letter (they are pen pals).
Anonymous
>>28221747 >implying Rulk isn't fucking furious all the time and enraged at the Hulk ruining his life. Anonymous
Cassandra Cain would become Iron Fist's most prized pupil?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28221829 I respect and understand your opinion; I just don't agree. To each his own, I guess.
Anonymous
>>28221765 That's bullshit because in the end it wasn't Batman who defeated Darkseid and saved the world, but Superman.
Anonymous
Here's what we had from other threads.>Thanos helps the Rainbow Rodeo to destroy the Black Lanterns during the Blackest Night because they're an insult to Death. Death finds Thanos cute, despite his lunacy, much to Lord Morpheus' dismay. >Darkseid and Thanos are brothers, and Darkseid ultimately kills Thanos. >During the Blackest Night, Daredevil becomes a Green Lantern, Captain America becomes a Blue Lantern, Black Cat becomes a Star Sapphire, Ghost Rider becomes a Yellow Lantern, Silver Surfer becomes an Indigo Lantern, Doctor Doom becomes an Orange Lantern and the Hulk becomes a Red Lantern. >Atrocitus tries to keep the Hulk as a Red Lantern in order to power the red rings with the Hulk's ever-growing rage, but the Hulk overcomes the ring's corruption and kicks Atrocitus' ass. >Hal Jordan is bros with Captain America and Tony Stark. >Tony Stark and Oliver Queen are always arguing. Stark also doesn't get along with Bruce Wayne.
Anonymous
>>28221840 love the Doom and Lex idea
Anonymous
>>28221862 Eh. Ross seems a lot more in control than Hulk most of the time.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28221865 I would actually really like to see some of the kung-fu elements of each universe overlap.
The Dread Dormammu !GD/jL0.03U
>>28221884 >Dr. Doom >Not a Green Lantern Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28221882 Well, Batman got the wheels turning. His shooting Darkseid is what caused the universe to begin collapsing, which prompted Brainiac 5 to make the machine, etc etc
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28221901 This.
People should read the comics.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28221930 Dr Doom would be white
Anonymous
Quoted By:
The Watchers are yet another offshoot of the Guardians like the Zamarons and the Controllers?
Anonymous
>>28221895 You should check out Namor and Black Adam man. These days, they even wear practically the same costume. They have the same appearance. Each is the brooding, solitary and violent ruler of an ancient people. They would have so much in common they couldn't not be friends, although they are both so antisocial it would probably be a kind of awkward friendship.
Dr. Felix Blackstone Your Favorite Black Lantern !!rymWRH1+xie
Dr. Felix Blackstone Your Favorite Black Lantern !!rymWRH1+xie Sun 31 Jul 2011 06:13:00 No. 28221977 Report Quoted By:
Aquaman and namor arguments
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28221930 This I agree with. To understand, read Triumph and Torment.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28221765 >implying anyone else could have infiltrated and gotten to the room alive to do it. Anonymous
X-23 an robin ongoing series?
The Dread Dormammu !GD/jL0.03U
Quoted By:
> The Outrageous Marine adventures of Namor and Aquaman
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28221974 Did you read that Defenders one shot not too long ago? I thought that was the most well-written Namor in a long time.
Anonymous
>>28221930 Dr. Doom would reject a Green Lantern ring as a crutch unnecessary to a man of his intellect. He might steal one at some point and prove incredibly powerful with it, but discard it after he'd completed his goal.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28221987 >Robin >Hanging out with a killer Maybe Cassandra.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Ra's al Ghul would wither run Hydra or have a long-running feud with it.
Anonymous
from another thread>Darkseid and Thanos are brothers. Darkseid kills Thanos in order to eliminate the competition for taking over the Universe. >Doctor Fate and Doctor Strange are co-Sorcerer Supremes who fight mystical threats together. >Deathstroke is the result of a failed attempt to reproduce the Supersoldier Serum and one of Captain America's arch-enemies. Ravager is Cap's new sidekick. >Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark hate eachother. >Captain America becomes a Blue Lantern. >Atrocitus tries to use the Hulk to power the Red Lantern Corps, but fails. >The Daily Planet buys the Daily Bugle and J. Jonah Jameson becomes editor, always trying to get Clark Kent fired for his constant disappearances. Clark and Peter Parker are great friends, but are unaware of eachothers' secret identities, and Peter and Jimmy are also bros. >Khandaq and Latveria form a political alliance. >Captain America fights alongside the Justice Society of America in the 1940's and is their leader in modern times. >The Green Lantern Corps makes an arrangement with Galactus that prevents him from ever threatning Earth again. >The Nova Corps is the Green Lantern Corps' black-ops unit. >Quicksilver is the only speedster in the world without acess to the Speed Force, and he hates that. >Aquaman and Namor command different cities of Atlantis, and are on foot of war for the throne. >Lex Luthor and Norman Osborn are associates, but Luthor is secretly manipulating Osborn and the Cabal for his own purposes. Luthor also constantly matches wits with Doctor Doom. >Spider-Man and Blue Beetle team-ups are constant.
Anonymous
>>28221884 >Deathstroke is the result of an attempt to reproduce the Supersoldier Serum, and Captain America's enemy. Ravager is Captain America's new sidekick. >The Nova Corps is the black-ops unit of the Green Lantern Corps, who has also made an arrangement for Galactus not to threaten inhabited planes again. >Ben Grimm is a former Green Lantern. >Lex Luthor and Norman Osborn are associates, but Luthor is manipulating Osborn and the Cabal for his own purposes, while at the same time allowing Osborn to believe that he's manipulating Luthor. In truth, the only intelectual oponent that Luthor deems worthy is Doctor Doom, and Doctor Doom feels likewise. >Latveria and Khandaq form a political aliance. >Aquaman and Namor are rulers of different states of Atlantis, and are on foot of war for the throne. >Batman confronts the Punisher when the Punisher moves to Gotham City, and sends the Punisher to Arkham Asylum, where the Punisher easily kills several members of Batman's gallery of enemies. >Bullseye is transfered to Arkham Asylum and murders half of Batman's low-class enemies and the entire staff of Arkham before escaping. Ever since, him and Batman are enemies. >Spider-Man and Blue Beetle often team-up. >SHIELD and Checkmate are always competing, but Nick Fury and Amanda Waller, despite hating eachothers' guts, are rage fuckbuddies. >Maxwell Lord is still alive. >Doctor Doom acquired a yellow power ring and easily used it to take control of the entire Sinestro Corps. Anonymous
>The X-Men are not hated for having superpowers. >Wolverine kills Doctor Light after finding out what he did to Sue Dibney, and the Identity Crisis never happens. >Ben Grimm is a former Green Lantern. >Hal Jordan and Steve Rogers are bros. Oliver Queen and Tony Stark are not. >Superman and Captain America are the broest of bros. >The Punisher operates in Gotham City, but Batman beats him and tells him he doesn't want vigilantes in his city. The Punisher is sent to Arkham Asylum, and eliminates several supervillains inside. >Bullseye is transfered to Arkham Asylum, only to kill half of its security staff and inmates before escaping. Him and Batman become enemies after that. >Red Skull merges Hydra and Kobra and becomes the N° 1 in the Most Wanted List. He also enlists the Fourth Reich (Captain Nazi, Baroness Blitzkrieg, Swastika, White Dragon, Reichsmark, Hunter, Green Ghoul, Shadow of Earth, Count Berlin, Captain Swastika, Captain Murder, Crossbones and Sin) as his personal enforcers. >The ONU-issued Checkmate and the USA government-issue SHIELD are always competing, especially Nick Fuy and Amanda Waller, who, while not busy barking at eachother, have recurring rage-sex. >SHADE is a branch of SHIELD. >The Hulk was a part of the Justice League during Doomsday arrival, and the only one who managed to inflict damage upon the creature before Superman showed up. >Ultron and Brainiac merge into Ultroniac, the ultimate Artificial Inteligence. >Doctor Doom received a yellow power ring and used it to easily take command of the entire Sinestro Corps. >The Silver Surfer becomes a Indigo Lantern. >Thor and Wonder-Woman went out once. It ended badly.
Anonymous
>Deadpool and Ambush Bug severely dislike eachother. >Superman leads the Avengers. >The Avengers Academy is a training center for sidekicks of the members of the Avengers, while the Titans are a group of other types of young heroes, with no affiliations to a mentor. >Thanos would help the Rainbow Rodeo destroy the Black Lanterns because they're an insult to his beloved Death. >Lord Morpheus is not pleased with Thanos' interest for his sister. Death, however, is not that judgmental of Thanos. When he dies, she might give it a shot. >Daredevil becomes a Green Lantern for a brief period of time. >Maxwell Lord is still alive. >The Great Lake Avengers are now the Great Lake Justice League. There are some lame DC characters in their mist, too. >Guys like Neron, Satanus, Blaze, Mephistopholes, Blackheart and others are warrying for rulership of Hell. >Red Tornado and Vision are related.
Anonymous
Intergalactic warfare of fucking epic proportions. Khunds, Kree, Skrulls, Durlans, Dominators and Thanagarians fighting it out.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28222080 >>28221884 >>28222093 >The Nova Corps is the Green Lantern Corps' black-ops unit. This is fucking delicious. What about the GotG?
I agree with Doom getting a Green ring though. He could use a Yellow ring, no doubt, or qualify for one, but his indomitable will is easily his most defining trait.
The Dread Dormammu !GD/jL0.03U
Quoted By:
"John of Blaze, like you, I'm a demon bound to a man, doing just the best we can."
Anonymous
>>28222109 >Bullseye is transfered to Arkham Asylum, only to kill half of its security staff and inmates before escaping. >Implying they wouldn't kill him first. Anonymous
Anonymous
>>28222109 >The Silver Surfer becomes a Indigo Lantern. Wat.
Anonymous
>>28222230 lol yes. Seriously, Bullseye isn't that awesome.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28222239 No one has as much compassion for others as Norrin Rad.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
something with squirrel girl please
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28222109 >The ONU-issued Checkmate and the USA government-issue SHIELD are always competing, especially Nick Fuy and Amanda Waller, who, while not busy barking at eachother, have recurring rage-sex. Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28222275 two anons dumping the same list
Anonymous
>>28222162 That's why the Green Lantern Corps, Blue Lantern Corps (and maybe the Indigo and Violet Corps), Darkstars, and the Nova Corps all work together to form a group collectively known as the Guardians of the Galaxy.
Anonymous
>>28222258 Wrong again.
I can see Bullseye going toe to toe with the scum of Arkham.
Anonymous
>>28222162 > Thanagarian/Skrull war that would be fucking cool. make more sense if it was the Shi'ar. bird wars lol
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28222258 While Bulleye definitely couldn't kill Clayface or Joker, and might have trouble with Mister Freeze and Poison Ivy, most of Batman's rogues aren't that good without their gadgets.
Dr. Felix Blackstone Your Favorite Black Lantern !!rymWRH1+xie
Dr. Felix Blackstone Your Favorite Black Lantern !!rymWRH1+xie Sun 31 Jul 2011 06:25:00 No. 28222336 Report Hank Pym has slept with half the universe
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28222289 >Implying Guardians of the Galaxy isn't already a team in the Marvel Universe. Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28222312 He can go toe to toe with them, but I wouldn't expect him to win.
Anonymous
>>28222326 The Shi'ar are an offshoot of the Thanagarians.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28222289 I would kind of like the GotG to remain a rogue outfit. I don't actually like the Lantern candy being handed out in these things, it detracts from the appeal of certain characters - like Peter Quill or Doctor Doom - to rely on a Lantern Ring. Doom would use a Lantern Ring for an advantage (fuck, he'd probably keep one in a safe somewhere) but he would consider it a weakness to rely on one. Peter Quill just suits being a badass in space trying to do things vastly beyond his capabilities, and occasionally succeeding.
Anonymous
>>28222336 No, that's Tony
Anonymous
Quoted By:
bullseye vs deadshot who has more aim?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Hal Jordan and Carol Danvers get together.
Dr. Felix Blackstone Your Favorite Black Lantern !!rymWRH1+xie
Dr. Felix Blackstone Your Favorite Black Lantern !!rymWRH1+xie Sun 31 Jul 2011 06:28:00 No. 28222418 Report Quoted By:
>>28222383 tony got the other half.
Anonymous
Batman doesn't like leading. Mostly because he hates people. Even his own troop in Gotham he doesn't really lead as much as tell them what not to do.
Anonymous
Black Cat and Catwoman become partners in crime.
Anonymous
The New Gods are the Celestials' ultimate experiment.
The Dread Dormammu !GD/jL0.03U
Quoted By:
>Killer Croc is a mutant >Magneto never becomes a villain and is one of Earth's Mightiest Heroes. >The Avengers League >Spidey is part of the Bat-family. Nightwing and Spidey are bros. >Thanos is in love with Sandman's Death.
Anonymous
Black Panther spends all of his time quelling gorilla uprisings.
Anonymous
>>28222429 >Mostly because he hates people. Now, that's bullshit. Batman is actually very compassionate.
Anonymous
>>28222448 Undoubtedly Grodd would at some point go to war with Wakanda.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Bruce and Logan would meet up every now and again for a little friendly competition between their improvised families. To their mutual concern, they keep hooking up with each other.
Anonymous
Shuma gorath gets a green lantern ring for some reason
I don't know which one fits him best
>>28222431 more like sex partners
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28222350 Gladiator vs Hawkman.
Deathbird vs Hawkwoman.
Holy shit, want this now.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Victoria Hand and Batwoman date.
Anonymous
>>28222492 Honestly, I am no expert.
But if none of them is a clear match for him, then surely he shouldn't get any of them?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28222485 And get his ass handed to him.
Anonymous
Batman is the default wildcard at the Tournament of the Iron Fist.
Anonymous
>>28222559 No, he gets all seven
And then he rapes Arisa with his noisome tentacles
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28222437 Nah the New Gods were born from a Ragnarok and took all the Kirby dots with them. Now the Norse Gods are on the same level as all the other pantheons.
Anonymous
Waverider fucking hates Cable.
Anonymous
>>28222467 >Now, that's bullshit. Batman is actually very compassionate. Yes, but that doesn't change the fact that he practically has aspergers.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28222583 >Batman That's not how you spell Bronze Tiger, Lady Shiva, Richard Dragon or (fuck) Karate Kid.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Charles and Xavier and the Chief have a fucking epic wheel chair battle.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28222583 > Batman is the default wildcard at the Tournament of the Iron Fist. In a straight fight, there are at least 3 people who would destroy Batman utterly.
Even Nightwing has a shot at him, for example. He's the better fighter.
Anonymous
Once a month, Alfred and Jarvis hang out in a pub together and discuss who has to put up with the most bullshit.
The Dread Dormammu !GD/jL0.03U
>>28222653 >Yes, but that doesn't change the fact that he practically has aspergers. Since when people with Aspergers get more ass than a public restroom?
Anonymous
>>28222666 Wheelchair basketball!
Xavier wins. sage
Quoted By:
>>28222559 How about Shuma trying to get the power of the rings? or try to make his own ring called the rings of chaos?
I don't know much about GL though
Anonymous
>>28222653 You either haven't read a lot of Batman comics or only ones that sucked.
Anonymous
>>28222709 >Since when people with Aspergers get more ass than a public restroom? They don't.
Wait, you actually think Bruce Wayne beds all those women?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Someone mentioned this before. The Green Lanterns and the Nova Corps join forces. GLC do their space cop thing. The Nova Corps become their SWAT team.
Anonymous
So if the public doesn't have a problem with mutants because superman vouches for them, are there x-men/a need for x-men? What I am trying to say is if mutants aren't persecuted, then do they feel any different than other people with powers?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28222649 >implying Waverider, Cable, and other time travelling heroes wouldn't form a badass Time Patrol unit and kill Hitler. Anonymous
Quoted By:
Matt Murdoch becomes the new D.A. of Gotham City.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28222731 I know that he's fuckbuddies with Selina, though she's hardly a pinnacle of sanity either.
The Dread Dormammu !GD/jL0.03U
>>28222731 >Talia >Catwoman >The Embodiment of Sex Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28222720 >You either haven't read a lot of Batman comics or only ones that sucked. You mean
all of them? Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28222706 >Alfred deals with one crazy man who dresses in tights and some of his friends >Jarvis deals with the plethora of retards in both Super Hero and VIllian form who constantly show up >Alfred always ends up buying the drinks for that week >slow birth of a super villian... Anonymous
>>28221147 I liked the delayed gratification. I didn't even think of this. Do you think Thanos would be like that Jock Dooshbag that that really hip cute psuedo goth girl dates because he's he's actually a nice guy, loyal and great in the sack. And Pays the rent.
Anonymous
>>28222764 One's the daughter of the demon's head and the other one is as crazy as he is.
Your move.
Anonymous
>>28222710 Only because he uses TK to throw the ball into the basket.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28222787 Xavier doesn't have TK.
The Dread Dormammu !GD/jL0.03U
>>28222785 The embodiment of sex?
Anonymous
>>28222753 That's a good point, actually. Maybe the X-Men would still exist, but they would be more of a loose network rather than a real team.
sage
Quoted By:
>>28222789 I always saw the resemblance in their designs
Apocalypse is more similar though
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28222784 If you were to port over the Thanos/Death stuff from Marvel, it would be somewhat reciprocal and completely obsessive on Thanos' part.
Anonymous
Joker and Loki would be The BEST of friends, or Joker is revealed to be a child of Loki or some shit like that. Titans and X-men chill constantly, Changeling goes clubbing with Nightcrawler Beast, Nightwing and Wolverine, when someone shouts Logan beastboy and wolvie both answer. Batman and Daredevil become friends, Nightwing and spidey work together as awesome as possible, Cyborg and Tony broest of bros Deadpool and Deathstroke continue to hate each other, have a team up odd couple book similar to Cable & Deadpool, Hawkeye, Green Arrow, Speedy and Red Arrow have archery contests, Raven and Wanda become friends,
Anonymous
>>28222804 Talia is the embodiment of rape, though. Not sex.
Anonymous
>>28222841 He doesn't mean Talia, he means Orion's wife who had the hots for Batman at one point.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28222832 Loki is part of his transformation, what made him survive the exposure to those chemicals.
Anonymous
Hank Henshaw was an old college buddy of Reed Richards?
Anonymous
>>28222806 I think the X-men would still exist...but it would be almost soley in its school form and not as the team of mutants saving people schtick.
Xavier would run one of the worlds foremost schools for super powered individuals. Where they can learn to properly control and wield them.
Some of our Xmen stay on as teachers, but some of them just join existing teams.
Wolverine for instance hangs out with SHIELD and the Avengers/League
Anonymous
The Dread Dormammu !GD/jL0.03U
Quoted By:
Beta Ray Bill is a Green Lantern.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28222785 Silver St. Cloud, Vicki Vale, Sasha Bordeaux, Julie Madison
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28222832 oh and cyborg is dead.
ultron considered him an abomination before merging with brainiac and killed him.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28222873 Bekka.
He didn't tap that, though.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
All I want to say is this. So many fucking divergent timelines and alternate universes.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Zatanna and Doctor Strange consider a relationship but it's way too awkward to pursue.
Anonymous
>>28222882 What if X-men and Doom Patrol merged into a singular group? I mean besides the whole part where it turns out Chief was a manipulative bastard, they both have the same ideals and are similar in that both are made up of "outcasts"
Anonymous
>>28222995 The X-Patrol? The Doom Men?
Anonymous
>>28221716 Is this Darkseid believing the BATHYPEMACHINE? Does Batman's Streetcred pay bills in Apocalyps?
Anonymous
The Question Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28223030 X-Patrol.
Professor and Chief meet a wheelchair convention, talk some and decide to form a team of meta-human outcasts to save the world.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28221793 Banner has a Green ring.
Green Hulk has a Red ring.
Grey hulk has a ...Yellow ring?
Anonymous
>>28223074 No, all he's saying is that Batman's just as evil as he is. When he says "strength of character", Darkseid means "willingness to kill everything and everyone just to get what you want". He says Wonder Woman and Superman aren't shitty enough people to do it, but Batman is.
Anonymous
>>28223142 Wait, are we talking about the same Batman here who sternly refuses to kill people? That doesn't make any sense.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28223210 It was a bluff on Batman's part.
The thing is that Darkseid believed him.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28223210 His race. He's human.
Anonymous
Now. What if we were to say, add the Image universe into this? Dr. Occult, Spawn and Ghost Rider.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28223210 Alien gods aren't people, silly.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
The Avengers would be run by Batman and would be like the Outsiders but more intense. Justice League would be led by Superman and would be more like the Agents of Atlas.
Anonymous
>>28223083 >Implying the question would ever work with a government agency so much like the men in black he's so paranoid about Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28223286 Savage Dragon and Captain America.
Bros for life.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28223335 Indeed.
Who's playing who?
Oh the fun to be had.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
If mutants aren't persecuted then Magneta has no reason to be a villain and probably teaches along side his friend chares xavier. On that note at some point Apocalypse makes a team of horsemen comprised of Bizarro, Carnage, Archangel and Ms Martian just cuz...
Anonymous
Anonymous
Wolverine has been a member of the following groups: JLA JLI JSA JLD Infinity Inc Batman Inc The Superman Squad The Legion of Doom The Legion of Superheroes The Teen Titans Young Justice The Suicide Squad The Birds of Prey and Darkseid's Furies
Anonymous
>>28222032 Doom's Armor would be a composite of Guardian tech and a focus of his sheer will. Ironnically, his armor is the HOPE color that he will someday save his mother from the pits of hell.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28223425 >Wolverine. >Suicide Squad. >mfw Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Krypto and Dextarr put their differences aside when they join the Pet Avengers.
Anonymous
Hal Jordan hooks up with X-23 and gains Wolverine's eternal hatred.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28223521 Someone please post the ryan reynolds evil grin gif right now
Anonymous
>>28223521 >Hey Logan. >Ask me how many things I can make with the ring. >Go on, ask. Anonymous
Quoted By:
Cassandra Cain takes up the Ronin mantle
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28223425 So does Spiderman
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28223677 Fisting.
Oh god.
The fisting.
Anonymous
What happens to Ultimate Marvel?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Captain Cold eventually becomes leader of the T-Bolts. Plastic Man joins alongside Hawkeye.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
I don't dig this thread just for one reason: Sounds like Marvel characters are in the DC Universe. Not a mix between the two.
Anonymous
>>28223886 Perhaps we just start introducing Ultimate versions of DC characters?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28221298 Deadpool imagined the whole thing.
Anonymous
Were all forgetting what would happen if a Civil War took place?
Newdog15 !iY.gz4t4uI
Quoted By:
>>28224057 >>28223886 Obviously it gets merged with the Tiny Titans continuity.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28224386 Superman would stop Nitro from exploding.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28224386 >Hulk no register. >Supes stands up for the common man. It's over as soon as it starts?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Kyle and Matt would team up for double dates. (Whose date survives longest wins.)
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28224386 Superman torn between holding his ties to the government or upholding the rights of those who he considers kin?
Batman obvious anti-registration.
Tony convinces most of the JLA to sing up with the Pro-Reg.
Darkseid manipulating events.
Anonymous
Kurt Conners would be the Scarlet Spider.
Anonymous
>>28224386 Despite the name, I'm pretty sure the JLA is UN endorsed. Due to all the red tape involved, joining the Justice League makes you not have to register, although you have to pass an interview with Superman to be approved.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Nick Fury would have been friends with Sgt. Rock. They'd be total bros and run the world in secret.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Superboy and Ben Reilly become best friends.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28224527 Both clones. Superboy would pose as Spider-Man in the 90s, because it'd be extreme.
Anonymous
>>28221453 >>28221470 There is a "Wilson Brothers" Mercenary business.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
In the far future, Galactus and Matter-Eater Lad have an eating contest. Or Matter-Eater Lad becomes the new Galactus.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Reed Richards would have been the son of one of the Challengers of the Unknown.
Anonymous
Ant-Man kills the Blue Beetles in place of Max Lord, all in horrible fuck-up accidents. One of his psychotic breakdown identity crises has him becoming the Blue Beetle himself over guilt.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Superboy and Ragnarok were both created by Hank Pym and Tony Stark during the Civil War. Superboy is forced to kill Ragnarok.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Martian Manhunter and Kitty Pride: The Nowhere People
Anonymous
>>28224595 Ugh, but then Wade would have to put up will all the Ravager and Jericho B.S.
Also, Weapon X is a splinter project of Cadmus.
Anonymous
What would superboy prime do?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28224778 Punch Reality and make Jean Grey alive every time she dies.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28224670 >Ant-Man kills the Blue Beetles in place of Max Lord, all in horrible fuck-up accidents. >One of his psychotic breakdown identity crises has him becoming the Blue Beetle himself over guilt. Damn do you know Pym. Are you Dan Slott?
Reynosamariqua !WH5hG.KUJo
Why would Death Of The Endless even find some interest in Thanos? I always imagined she would call him a pervert and pimp slap him with all her might to get him into reason. Though I do see her team up with Deadpool, shaenaningans everywhere!
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28224595 >>28224773 I could see Ravager getting all pissed off at "Uncle Wade" for ruining the honor of the Wilson family name.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Martians end up being a lost tribe of Skrulls that were marooned on Mars and underwent mass mutation from spaceborn Terragin mists or some kind of celestial event or some such bullshit. Gladiator retires from the Shi'ar guard after an incident gone awry by lack of self-confidence. He hears of the Green Lanterns and seeks out Oa under the impression that a ring will make him overcome his fear of his own shortcomings. Guardians tell him it's just the opposite. He sets off on a journey to conquer his weakness and become worthy of a ring. Maybe Guy tags along as a "chaperone."
Reynosamariqua !WH5hG.KUJo
Suicide Squad's leader is Adrian Viedt...
Reynosamariqua !WH5hG.KUJo
Quoted By:
>>28225158 My bad, I meant Squadron Supreme.
Anonymous
>>28224974 Marvel death did that basically.
Thanos vowed to change for her.
Anonymous
Venom symbiote infects the Blue Beetle scarab. BLACK BEETLE.
Anonymous
>>28224506 >you have to pass an interview with Superman to be approved The fuck?
>to join the X-Men you need to pass an interview with Cyclops Anonymous
>>28225313 Venom is Bane's Symbiote
Blue Beetle gets Carnage.
Anonymous
>>28220781 Makes sense, considering they both have dat ass and fuck more important women characters than anybody else.
Anonymous
>>28225345 Why not Hybrid?
Anonymous
>>28225463 There is a third symbiote?
I dont want to live on this planet anymore.
Anonymous
During the Civil War, the Justice League is forced to become pro-registration by ONU, but most of its members leave, not believing in the law. While Captain America and Iron Man are fighting, Superman is protecting the innocents and fighting for the rights of superheroes everywhere. He eventually ends the conflict peacefully and the registration is enforced, but in non-lethal ways and with Superman and Captain America both being part of the government's program. Meanwhile, Batman creates a network of off-grid superheroes to investigate government-related conspiracies, including captures for genetic experiments at the Checkmate-owned and Luthorcorp-funded CADMUS Project run by Reed Richards, which proves to come in handy when Luthor manipulates Osborn into helping to destroy the Skrulls, only to try taking command of SHIELD. Superman easily uses evidence amounted by Batman's spy on the pro-registration side, the Atom, to bring down Luthor and install Sargent Joe Rock, who took the Infinity serum and is still around, as the new director of SHIELD.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28225455 OBJECTION!
...well, about Spidey, Dick IS Tony-tier.
Anonymous
>>28225495 >Third Symbiot ...oooh, you better sit down.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
What if during Secret Invasion the Skrull Forces were being simultaneously infiltrated by White Martians?
Anonymous
>>28225495 Hybrid is a combination of like 5 symbiotes.
Then there's Toxin, Carnage's first son.
Then there's a recent one that's also Carnage's son, that is attached to a woman.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28225565 Give it to me straight doc.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28225647 And there's also Anti-Venom. But it's not really a symbiote, more like a husk of one.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28225340 ...Oh yeah. That guy.
Reynosamariqua !WH5hG.KUJo
Quoted By:
>>28225264 But I doubt DOTE would tolerate the things Thanos does.
Also... basically, Thanos suffers of waifu syndrome.
Quoted By:
Green Lantern Corps and Nova corps team up. While the Nova Corps are the S.W.A.T of the team up, ION & Nova Prime are the "SHITS GETTING REAL" team. Also, need a bad ass villain to become PARALLAX.
Anonymous
Would the Spectre and Ghost Rider team up? Or maybe Ghost Rider and Ragman?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28225515 save Tony from becoming a martyr/asshole?
FUND IT
Anonymous
>>28225820 Ghost Rider Penance stares Batman
WHAT HAPPENS
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28225858 Batman endures. Batman always endures. Though afterward he may take greater care to disable people in a less painful fashion, like make more of an effort to not break limbs etc.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
For the Skrull invasion, I'm pretty sure the Justice League would be a lot less... kill-happy than the Avengers and will be actually kind of disturbed by the 'only good skrull is a dead skrull' mentality. Especially because I could imagine the Martian Manhunter and M'gann coming under attack.
Reynosamariqua !WH5hG.KUJo
Quoted By:
The games would be DCMarvel VS CapcomSNK. Also, Johnny Storm and Bobby Drake would got after Ice, much to the dismal of Guy.
Anonymous
A rather silly mix up on a tv interview show has Captain Marvel and Mar Vell becoming good friends. Billy absolutely trusts his namesake, confiding in him like the father he never had. Mar Vell considers adopting young Batson... until his terminal illness prevents him from doing so. Captain Mar Vell passes peacefully, surrounded by friends and enemies alike. But no one takes it harder than Billy. Forced to confront death at an age when it it has a dramatic affect on him, Captain Marvel comes to a profound conclusion. Saying good bye to his sister, the Wizard, and relinquishing his responsibilities to Freddy Freeman, Captain Marvel dons the Nega Bands and heads into space.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28226121 ...I imagined Billy Batson attempting to make Mar-Vell's other children be a family. ...How can anything be so funny and yet so sad?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Gwen in a fridge
Anonymous
Can Ant man controll Blue Beetle?
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>28227744 No, because he is a Beetle, not an Ant.
Also he is not really a beetle, he is a human.