/v/ told me to make a thread about this. /tv/ told me to go to /co/ for this, so. I was on Legends of the Hidden Temple when I was a kid and apparently that's of interest. I despise "ask me anything" threads, and yet here I am.
Anonymous
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1. Which episode? Could you point out which one you were? I understand you might not want to. 2. Are you one of those kids that fucked up the Shrine of the Silver Monkey? 3. Did a Temple Guardian ever catch you, and what was your reaction when they jumped out at you if so?
Anonymous
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>>28459386 Let's see if this is the real deal... Interested.
1. (filename)
2. Did your team make it into the Temple Run?
Anonymous
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I'm just interested in proof I guess. At least point out what episode and team you were on!
Anonymous
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>>28459386 Come on OP.
Make it come true.
Silver Snakesis !Fygq2RCitE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yhEs_mic8U This was me. Silver Snakes, thus the OP picture. I didn't fuck up on the shrine, but I ran out of time. The Temple Guardian didn't rape me, but like, they jump out and act scary but they talk to you and act friendly (you can't hear because you aren't miced up in the temple) and they introduced us to them before taping so we wouldn't freak out. Apparently it's because they used to be BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA and some kid just freaked out and ran off the set.
Shit yes it was worth it. I got a free week in Orlando, a private tour of Universal Studios with the other kids, and a stereo with a TV inside.
Anonymous
>>28459561 >stereo with TV inside I jelly as FUCK son. Why can't it be the 90's again...
1. Do you still have it?
2. Favorite part of the actual show (people, challenges, fame, etc.)?
Silver Snakesis !Fygq2RCitE
>>28459611 Probably somewhere at my parents' house. I moved out for college. My favorite part of the show? I don't know. The staff were all super cool and excited, like it was exactly how you imagine it. They even have Olmec talk to you and stuff. I think Kirk Fogg had a drug problem; he was cool but kind of strung out.
Anonymous
>>28459652 1. Cool.
2. I can imagine the whole thing was pretty nice. A one-on-one with Olmec would be the -shit-.
3. How excatly did you get on the show? This one's puzzled me since I stayed up to 2 in the morn watching Nick as a youngin'.
Silver Snakesis !Fygq2RCitE
>>28459704 I wrote to Nick asking if I could be on the show. They sent some forms with a written test, I filled them out, sent them back and they took me out to Orlando for a weekend to do another test (to make sure I didn't cheat) and physical challenge tests, presumably to weed out the fat kids. The kids on the show are out of a group of like twenty.
Anonymous
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I remember you. My life was a lot better when I saw you for the first time than it is now that I'm seeing you on Youtube. I order you to take me back to that time period.
Anonymous
>>28459779 What did said test entail?
ALSO: Do you stay in contact with your fellow Temple players?
Silver Snakesis !Fygq2RCitE
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>>28459834 History and stuff. Same things they ask on the show, mostly.
Silver Snakesis !Fygq2RCitE
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>>28459834 Um, no. Sorry. At both.
Anonymous
Well that sounds awesome OP, and you did pretty good. Plus at least you weren't one of those Nick Arcade kids.
Anonymous
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>>28460177 Or one of those Nick GUTS kids who thought they were all that because they could beat Baby's First Ninja Warrior Obstacle. Temple running took skill.
Anonymous
>>28459561 Were you the girl? Jesus christ, you got far.
Man, so, does your fame ever work out for you? Like, are you able to pick up anyone like that? "Yeah, y'know, I was just on Legends of the Hidden Temple, no big deal."
Silver Snakesis !Fygq2RCitE
>>28460265 You vastly overestimate how many people off the internet give a shit, my friend.
Anonymous
>>28460335 Still, you were LIVING THE DREAM for a week or so.
Hmm... Was the river challenge as easy as I always imagined it to be for anyone who qualifies as water-competent?
Anonymous
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>>28460335 nah
anyone in our age group would be SUPER DOWN to hear about that
Silver Snakesis !Fygq2RCitE
>>28460379 Not really. There's more of a current than it looks like on the show.
Anonymous
>>28460429 >intriguing.png Was the quiz also as easy as it looked, or is it just the visuals that the rest of us got on TV that helped out?
Silver Snakesis !Fygq2RCitE
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>>28460459 Easy, I guess. Like I said, you have to basically pass a history test to get on the show, so they don't get many people that don't know their shit.
The Black /Co/mr/a/dette !125yThb17s
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JELLY AS ALL FUCK You were on my favorite fucking show as a kid and you were a Silver Goddamn Snake.
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comics and cartoons
Anonymous
>>28459652 well id imagine the guy who voices a giant rock face would be on something. although it would be hilarious seeing olmec stoned or something
Anonymous
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Damn I remember the episode you were on, it was always heartbreaking as a kid seeing people run out of time so close to the entrance of the temple. What the hell do they mean when they give you Nesquick or Pushpops as a prize? Like was it a box or a case or something?
Anonymous
Anonymous
SOMEONE ARCHIVE THIS SHIT NOW
Indonesian Gentleman
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>>28460556 >giant rock face >stoned I see what you did there.
Anonymous
>>28460602 this guys resume must look awesome, having both a scientist whose brain is in a fish and a giant rock face.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>28460665 Hes more manfishrockman then ill ever be
Anonymous
>>28460708 I want to play a Megaman game where I fight Fishrockman so that I can read something in Kirk Fogg's voice.
Anonymous
Did you hit on that girl on your team? She's pretty cute.
Library Lass
>>28460737 You mean Fishrockbisonlemurman
Silver Snakesis !Fygq2RCitE
>>28460806 I am that girl, you faggot.
Anonymous
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>>28460855 Doubles fulfill my dream.
Anonymous
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>>28460855 You mean Viewtiful Fishrockbisonlemurman
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>28460877 oh god i lol'd hard.
but you must forgive that anon, we dont see genders on the internet.
and im pretty sure there is a rule that there are no women on the internet or something among those lines
Anonymous
WELL IF YOU APPROACHED ME AND (OH SICK CAPS) TOLD ME YOU WERE ON HIDDEN TEMPLE AS A CHILD WE WOULD BE NEW FRIENDS
Anonymous
>>28460877 So did you know the guy or was he provided by the show.
Silver Monkey Statue
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Problem, faggots?
Silver Snakesis !Fygq2RCitE
>>28461026 Provided. We talked a little, but it was mostly us agreeing to not fuck this up for each other.
>>28461017 Okay. Wanna be friends?
Anonymous
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did people poke fun at you because you were on this show
Anonymous
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>>28460877 Oh god I haven't laughed so hard in such a long time
ValleLator !nCGvC6eOuQ
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>>28460335 You're full of shit or you only talk to faggots.
If ANYONE used that line on me I would have flipped the fuck out and asked them to marry me right there.
Anonymous
Do you want to have sex? I think we should have sex. Casual sex.
Silver Snakesis !Fygq2RCitE
>>28461229 Wasn't that a line from scott pilgrim
Anonymous
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>>28461075 Thanks, I always assumed they signed up in teams like on double dare. Also thanks for the other information. It's pretty cool to know the temple guards weren't actually trying to scare you.
Anonymous
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>>28461270 thatsthejoke.png
Anonymous
>>28460335 Are you kidding? Everyone grew up on Nickeloadeon. If you haven't used it as a pickup yet bro/ bro-et, do it now before it's too late.
Anonymous
Why did you go back from the Mandirin Hand room thing? You were looking pretty cluless.
Anonymous
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So do you like comics and cartoons or just vidya?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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How come the kids always struggled like shit on the dumbest challenges despite it looking so damn easy?
ValleLator !nCGvC6eOuQ
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OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK COMPUTER. THE VIDEO ISN'T EVEN TWO MINUTES LOADED YET AND IT'S BEEN 10 MINUTES. Fuck I want to watch this.
Anonymous
How did you manage to get that damn monkey put together so fast? Generally what I've seen is that it's a bitch and a half to put together.
Anonymous
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>>28461370 Thank you for reminding me what a faggot comic this is.
ValleLator !nCGvC6eOuQ
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>>28461428 Dude, really?
From what I remember, nine times out of ten it was just revolving the pieces.
But then again, it's been like 15 years.
Anonymous
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I imagine it wasn't the original painting. "Priceless" yeah right Olmec, that's why they have kids running a jungle-gym with it.
Movie Theater Lad !/RUz7lnpiY
>Got to be on LotHT >On the Silver Snakes, no less! Did you get to pick the team or did they pick it for you?
Silver Snakesis !Fygq2RCitE
>>28461428 Because the kids that go on that show are retarded, I expect.
>>28461346 I was lost. They do something with the lighting so it's super dark in the temple.
Anonymous
>>28461779 Can you hear the audience and the host inside the Temple at all?
Judge Anon
Silver Snakes were the best team, bar none.
You being here only confirms that.
Also,
>>28459652 Talk to Olmec? Like, his VA or the actual stone head? Because that sounds awesome!
Silver Snakesis !Fygq2RCitE
>>28461765 They pick it for you.
Also fuck off movie theater lad
>>28461817 Not at all. Just the music.
Silver Snakesis !Fygq2RCitE
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>>28461843 I guess they had Dee Bradley Baker in the back doing his voice
Anonymous
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I hope you got some meat on those bones over the years. You were skinny as a twig back then.
Anonymous
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>>28461765 shut up faggot this is a thread for athletes not homo boy scouts
Anonymous
What was behind the temple guards doors? Like were they connected or did the guards just sit around waiting for you.
Anonymous
>>28461849 >hates MTL >was on LotHT >has a sense of humor >browses 4chan ...I love y-
>/v/ So close. And yet so far.
Movie Theater Lad !/RUz7lnpiY
>>28461849 >They pick it for you. Did you want to be on the Silver Snakes team or were you okay with wh-
>Also fuck off movie theater lad What did I do?
Anonymous
Is it true they would give you a ton of food to slow you down before the Temple?
Anonymous
Did you get to keep that little copy of the painting, or did that have to get returned to the studio? I'd like to meet one of those guardians, they sound like bros.
Movie Theater Lad !/RUz7lnpiY
>>28462006 >I'd like to meet one of those guardians, they sound like bros. I remember hearing a very interesting theory that the temple guards
were kids who didn't make it back... Anonymous
What did you and Olmec talk about?
SUPER AGGRO CRAG !!7x7KzlxQrrH
>>28461975 why do you even have to ask why someone would tell you to fuck off
Luu
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OP, I am jelly as fuck. I have nothing to ask really...
>>28462037 I had the same theory!
Silver Snakesis
Anonymous
Did the Ancient Olmec proposition you? Your erstwhile self could start by probing his mouth with your delicate tounge and then slide your fingers down to unfasten the fly. There, his hidden treasure will be is your hand as you massage his balls, BUT BEWARE! His dark forest of hair could be hiding a guard of smegma. From then on it's a race to grease his pole and trigger your mutual release before your parents discover your actions. The choice is yours! and yours alone.
Anonymous
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>>28462125 >no tripcode Troll harder, faggot.
Silver Snakesis !Fygq2RCitE
>>28461959 No idea.
>>28461975 I was just happy to be on the show.
>>28461980 No.
>>28462006 Had to return it.
Silver Snakesis !Fygq2RCitE
Silver Snakesis !Fygq2RCitE
>>28462061 Where he came from and why an ancient rock spirit was hosting a TV show, stuff like that. He's really good at ad-libbing.
Anonymous
Movie Theater Lad !/RUz7lnpiY
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>>28462063 I dunno. I was just really excited to talk to her and ask her questions about what it was like because I always wanted to be on that show. I guess I just expected her to be friendly and not mean.
I don't know what I did, Snakesis, but I apologize, if it makes up for anything.
Anonymous
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Why did the silver snakes always dominant over all the other teams. It was like a 3:1 ratio of the SS going to the final round.
Anonymous
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>>28462191 Olmec sounds like a bigger bro than the guardians.
Jelly as all fuck, OP.
Judge Anon
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>>28462191 That sounds glorious!
Anonymous
>>28462191 Do you remember his answers? That sounds AmAzInG
Anonymous
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>>28462180 Does this 'trick' ever actually work?
Anonymous
Silver Snakesis !Fygq2RCitE
>>28462268 The Ancient Empire of Ottawa. He did a big spiel about it like he does for the artifacts, rivers of gold and emerald skies, stuff like that. He's hosting a TV show because he's the protector of children and wants to guide them on adventures.
Anonymous
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Did you go see any of the other game shows while you were down there?
Anonymous
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>>28462347 The Ancient Empire of Ottawa
Ancient. Empire. Of Ottawa.
Olmec confirmed for 10 ranks in Brotential.
Anonymous
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You lived the dream, OP. Well, actually, my dream was to own everyone on the Crag. But Legends of the Hidden Temple would be awesome, too. And, no, seriously, it would probably be the best pickup line. You don't need pickup lines so much when you're a girl, yeah, but everyone I know would be pretty impressed by you. The nostalgia would just blow them away.
Anonymous
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>>28462150 Fuck I heard it in his voice with the music too.
Anonymous
>mfw I never got to experience this show when it aired "live" because I was too young in 1993 Though I never was big on game shows
Anonymous
>>28462347 i must say
that is fucking badass.
>>28462150 ive always wanted to see rule 34 of olmec
Anonymous
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Will you go spelunking with me in search of the mythic treasure of the great Q'uq'umatz?
Luu
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>>28462501 Same situation OP, and I'm also fro another country.
Luu
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>>28462527 Why did I call you OP
goddamnit
Anonymous
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>>28461337 I didn't have cable until I was 10 years old (born in '91). Needless to say, I feel pretty left out of this thread.
Anonymous
>>28459652 I don't mean to offend, but is it true that they chose a lot of stupid kids to go on the show so they wouldn't have to give out too many prizes?
Silver Snakesis !Fygq2RCitE
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>>28463008 I have no idea.
Anonymous
I know I'm not gonna get an answer to this, but what do you look like now? I think it's always interesting to see how people grow up.
Anonymous
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>>28461971 I really hate you fuckers that actually think that going on /v/ means anything. Honestly, you're just as bad as they are...
Anonymous
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Did you get raped by temple guardians?
Silver Snakesis !Fygq2RCitE
>>28463190 My hair's shorter, I have tits, and I guess I'm still kind of athletic? I sucka t describing myself and I'm not posting a picture.
Anonymous
>>28463351 Come on, mask out your face and delete the exif data
Silver Snakesis !Fygq2RCitE
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>>28463381 I hate you. Give me a minute.
Anonymous
>>28463381 >Mask out your face Why would you suggest this?!
Anonymous
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do you still have your prizes?
Anonymous
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>>28463520 So I don't have to think about her as a person.
Silver Snakesis !Fygq2RCitE
Anonymous
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>>28463599 Will you marry me?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Jackie Smazz !!h+W0Cdgvd+H
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>Silver Snakes Did you enjoy NEVER WINNING EVER????
Anonymous
>>28463599 >Shows half naked body but blacks out face You did the opposite of my request, but whatever I guess...
Anonymous
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>>28463599 NO FUCKING WAY THAT'S YOU. DAMN GIRL YOU DONE GREW UP.
Anonymous
>>28463599 Thanks! Now tell me of your satisfaction in the knowledge lonely internet nerds will be beating it to you tonight.
And a few schlicking as well. Anonymous
>>28463381 but...we've already seen her face
Boco !sCZ24qY6KY
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So...what were the Guardians like? Did they feel bad for traumatizing children?
Anonymous
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>>28463726 Now someone shoop her video face onto that pic.
Anonymous
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>>28463726 Faces change as one grows up. Sometimes radically, sometimes barely at all. That's what I find interesting...
For example, I look a lot like I did in High School, but I know many people that look NOTHING like they did when I knew them way back when.
Anonymous
>>28463724 >schlicking I'm not sure what it is, and I'm almost positive I don't want to know...
Anonymous
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>>28463825 Female masturbation.
Anonymous
>>28463599 How bummed were you when you lost? Especially since you got so far.
Did they walk you through the whole set before the game actually started? Seems like it would be cool just to walk around in there.
Why the hell did they make you wear a mouthguard?
Anonymous
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>>28463825 Ya know, tending the old axe wound? Know what I mean? Greeting the little man in the boat? Say no more! Nudge nudge wink wink nod nod. A NOD'S AS GOOD AS A WINK TO A BLIND BAT!
Anonymous
>>28463599 Bueno.jpg
I guess the most puissant question now is why the fuck are you on 4chan and not scamming dudes at the club and so forth?
Silver Snakesis !Fygq2RCitE
>>28463908 Joke answer: Aspergers syndrome.
Serious answer: Not a vapid whore.
>>28463708 Harder to tineye and still has a layer of separation from me.
>>28463848 I guess in case we tripped or something.
Like I said, the temple guards were bros. They let us screw around on the set for an hour or so after the taping.
Anonymous
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I was in the /v/ thread last night. This is almost surreal.
Anonymous
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>>28464070 You don't have to be a vapid whore to go out on a Saturday Night...
Anonymous
How old are you, and why are you on 4chan? And why are you such a whore?
MishaLover !!l14ghIzAV4y
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Isn't Olmec rotting in a landfill right now?
Anonymous
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Favorite movies?
Anonymous
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Do you get paid every time they re-air your episode, like a residual or something? Also, congrats on the nice body. Must take a lot of work to maintain.
Silver Snakesis !Fygq2RCitE
>>28464191 Twenty-nine, unfortunately. I have a boring-ass IT job so I end up spending a lot of time online. I'm still a nerd, thus 4chan.
Anonymous
>>28464300 What did your family and friends think about the whole thing? Were they happy, disappointed, etc.?
Titanium Man
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Any other game shows you ever wanted to get on besides Temple?
Jackie Smazz !!h+W0Cdgvd+H
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Did you plan on punching one of the Guardians like I always thought I would try, but when you got there you just wussed out and jumped when they popped up?
Silver Snakesis !Fygq2RCitE
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>>28464378 Parents were disappointed I didn't win the trip to mexico. That's about it. They liked the free vacation I guess.
Boco !sCZ24qY6KY
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>>28464300 At least you're a hot nerd.
Anonymous
Silver, you lived my dream... and where even on my favorite team. I envy you for that. I do have a question though if you don't mind answering: Any rivalries with any of the other kids from the show or any weird/ heated moments you remember?
Anonymous
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Do you like comics or cartoons? I still wonder why /tv/ thought this was /co/-relevant, even if I enjoyed the thread.
Silver Snakesis !Fygq2RCitE
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>>28464487 Not really. We were all just pumped to be there.
Anonymous
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>>28464300 Wish I had a boring ass IT job right now.
Anonymous
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>>28464300 I like you a lot and want to be your horrible boyfriend but am afraid to be 'that guy' on 4chan so instead I choose to call you a belly-ring whore.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>28464553 Name guessing is in bad taste if the OP doesn't want to be identified, bro. Even if there's no chance whatsoever you're right.
Anonymous
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OP, I just got here and only want to say this: I am so jelly you don't even understand. Every day as a kid, I wanted nothing but to be on this show. I asked my parents all the time. I did everything I could. I was good in school, I got good test scores, I was nice to my siblings. I was the perfect child with only this show in mind. This was my entire life. When I found out that I was too young, I made myself a promise: I would wait until I was thirteen, then I could finally have my wish. By the time I was thirteen, the show was canceled. I would never get to live my childhood dream after all. OP, you reminded me what it was like to want something. I don't remember feeling this way since I was little. You proved to me that some kids actually got what they wanted. And, well, that gives me hope. Thank you OP.
Spaceman !!AD5BPIyLBCW
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>>28463599 And then suddenly /co/ got a waifu
but seriously, it would have been awesome to be on that show
Anonymous
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>hot >nerd >Browses /co/ and /v/, at least >Was on Legends of the Hidden Temple >Bros it up with Temple Guardians and motherfucking Olmec Silversnakesis confirmed for ultimate waifu
Anonymous
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>>28463599 the black box makes you look like the daft punk bodies.
Anonymous
She left when we got all creepy and started talking about marrying her.I REGRET NOTHING!
Anonymous
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>Wah wah, I so jelly >Wah wah my childhood >You got to /v/ so I haet you nao >Fap fap fap yore da ultimate womin So much turd, so little blossom ITT Good work boys
Silver Snakesis !Fygq2RCitE
>>28465333 Bedtime now, but I left because you stopped asking interesting questions. I'm still here.
Anonymous
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It's awesome that you got to be on Legends of the Hidden Temple OP. My memory's a little foggy, but I loved watching it as a kid. You did very well, especially compared to a lot of the other kids on the show. Thanks for visiting /co/.
Anonymous
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>>28469081 You're cool, and I hope you stick around /co/ in the future. If not for question threads, just for the /co/-ey goodness (ignore the creeps and it's probably the least awful board).
Thanks for sharing, Snakesis!