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Are you ready, wastes of flesh?

>Aye-aye, Old One!

I can't hear you...

>AYE-AYE, OLD ONE!!

Ooooooooooohhhhhh...

WHO DWELLS IN THE CHAOS DIMENSION ASLEEP?

>SHU-MA-GO-RATH!!

ALL OOZY AND GREEN IN THE INFINITE DEEP!

>SHU-MA-GO-RATH!!

IF DIMENSIONAL NONSENSE MAKES YOU DESPAIR...

>SHU-MA-GO-RATH!!

...THEN TOO BAD MOR-TALS! MYSTIC STARE!

>SHU-MA-GO-RATH!!

Ready?!

>SHU-MA-GO-RATH! SHU-MA-GO-RATH! SHU-MA-GO-RATH!

Shu-ma... GORAAAAAATH!! Aha, ha, ha, ha!