Anonymous
Anonymous
What the hell is this angsty fur shit?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>29073504 you start feeling that way and you end killing kids on a school with a rifle
Anonymous
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if i think im real and everyone else is fake and everybody else thinks they are the only real one and all others are fake does that make us all douchebags?
Anonymous
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nope. i'm feeling i'm not real enough sometimes. i have to get more involved in things, but it's difficult, i gotta fight with a lot of deeply rooted bad habits.
The Giant Rapist !ubepVplhL2
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Yeah, because I'm so unique and special and everyone else is a sheep that just follows and has no creativity.
Anonymous
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I feel like that picture except that I'm one of the cardboard cutouts too. Also I'm not furry, but that goes without saying.
Anonymous
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No, I'm not 15 anymore.
Anonymous
>>29073568 Pretty much what you said.
Angst furshi.....IS THAT A WHALE!?
Holy shit.....is that a dolphin or an armless pterodactyl in the corner?
Anonymous
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No Solipsism is for faggots
Anonymous
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No, not really.
BATLORD, DEACON OF THE CHURCH OF REAL METAL !EvCXCz0K7E
BATLORD, DEACON OF THE CHURCH OF REAL METAL !EvCXCz0K7E Fri 26 Aug 2011 05:28:00 No. 29073751 Report Is this the real life?
Anonymous
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I think that there are only a few thousand real people in this world (me people close to me, certain celebrities, polititians and important leaders) and everyone else is just an illusion that only exists as long as they are observed. None of you are actually real, you are just an artifical creation of the cosmos that is toying with my mind.
Anonymous
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The whale has no clothes... but everyone else does.
Anonymous
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>>29073649 I used to feel like that and I turned out relatively normal
Anonymous
If I was a furry, I'd totally be a whale. They've got to be like, the god of anthropomorphic animals
Anonymous
>>29073717 Man, I hope that Whale is real.
He looks so jolly
Anonymous
That whale is a total bro
Anonymous
>>29073805 >whale >not a dinosaur are you shitting me?
Anonymous
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>>29073831 A whale is bigger.
Anonymous
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>>29073751 Is this just fantasy?
Anonymous
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>>29073831 Don't speak to me like that, I'm king of the sea
Anonymous
>>29073831 Hey mad respect to dinosaurs, but whales are better singers and can can probably fly due to anti-grav belts or something
Anonymous
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>>29073826 >>29073811 >>29073831 Know where I can get any good seaweed?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>29073957 I don't relate, but I understand
Anonymous
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>>29073982 DAH fucking agamemnon
Anonymous
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>>29073504 Yes.
Especially when I'm in a room full of Barbie blondes that do the typical non-stop gossiping bullshit.
Anonymous
op needs help before things get outta hand. everybodies paper thin if you start to think about things too much.. be superficial and enjoy life or pic related.. us and them, god has a lot of explaining to do.
Anonymous
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What the shit is this, Jack? Get that garbage out of here.
Anonymous
Anonymous
I'm too busy laughing at that fucking whale in the background.
Anonymous
Anonymous
King of Zeroes !7UuFlSzPOY
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>>29073914 Plus, they have prehensile penises, what's more real than that?
Anonymous
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>>29073805 Fuck that, I'd be a giant squid, fucking chilling at the bottom of the sea for hundreds of years, with an eyeball the size of a dinner plate.
Anonymous
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Holy shit. He really hasn't improved much over all those years, has he?
Anonymous
I like how that shark has tits that don't work AND her limbs make her look like an amputee. What, the bird gets to have hands but the shark doesn't?
Anonymous
You know what would make this artist worthwhile? If he did a comic about that whale. Just, y'know, a whale doing stuff in town.
Anonymous
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>>29074185 I'm pretty sure that's a dolphin.
Anonymous
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>>29074075 It's most likely just a phase.
I've been through it.
Anonymous
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>>29074194 ..and it aint gonna be no manga
obscure japanese whaling reference
Anonymous
>>29074194 The whale is the only antropomorphic animal in the whole comic.
Nobody is weirded out by the whale.
No explanation is ever given.
Nothing exciting ever happens, it's just the whale doing mundane stuff.
Anonymous
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>Not being a Megalodon furry Hows baby time feel guys?
Anonymous
>>29074194 >Whale in a convenience store >"Okay, that'll be $7.49" >Whale looks at the cashier with that face of his >He hands him the money without ever looking away from him >He walks away through the automatic doors while he says something in whale speech. >Translated, this says "Keep the change." Anonymous
Anybody else read "Understanding Comics" as a kid and then start pretending that panel where everything behind someone's field of vision is a white void? I went around for a while imagining that endless nothingness was always right on my heels and trying to sneak a glimpse by turning around REALLY FAST
Anonymous
>>29074194 That panel is about the whale, he's just so high he thinks everyone buy that emo kid is made of cardboard, and that being made of cardboard is fucking sweet, because all the cardboard people are happy.
"Fuck dude, I'm cardboard right now."
Anonymous
>>29074294 I can just imagine him lifting his fin from behind the counter with the money just like...sticking to it. No wallet, no pockets, just out of no where he holds up money
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>29074389 That one was pretty good, if you don't know that the skunk or whatever is a self insert.
Anonymous
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>>29074352 oh god why am I laughing so hard
Mr.Horrible !!oN/A7BEwEJ9
Okay, seriously. We need some drawfags to make this whale comic.
Anonymous
>Whale works at local shopping mart >Some emo faggot breaks mustard jars on the floor cause he has a drug trip and thinks everyone is cardboard >"Clean up on Aisle 4" >Whale slide into view with a mop just leaning on his fin >Says something in whale speech >Translated to "I got it boss" >Mop moves back and forth without the whale's fin even moving.
Anonymous
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>>29074385 Oh co, don't ever change.
Anonymous
>>29074543 What would it be called?
The best I can think of is A Whale of a Time
Anonymous
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>>29074284 It it were super high detail and there was NEVER ANY COMMENT ON THE WEIRDNESS OF THIS WHALE BY ANYONE I would read this so hard. I would buy this in hard cover and glossy pages, keep it in a priveleged spot on my shelf, show it to my future children.
"This, child. This is comics."
Ladybug
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>>29074543 This whale is probably the best thing ever to come out of this godforsaken webcomic. Take my money.
Anonymous
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>>29073504 Is it just me, or are the two characters to his left and right masturbating?
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>>29074389 Wait, the Jack guy thinks the reason people don't like his stuff is because he doesn't make it "sexy" enough?
Anonymous
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>>29074574 I'm thinking "Whale About Town".
!jmw5gTggBY
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I remember reading Jack and thinking it was deep stuff when I was 14. It's a work of art in of itself that he's managed to produce comics this long without advancing one iota in his skill with the pen. Anyway, don't you guys know? We're all the same, pathetically forever-alone, fat neckbeard in his mother's basement. It's just he likes to samefag a lot to deceive himself into believing people care about him. We're all just fake souls typing away to be wiped away as soon as he gets bored.
Anonymous
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I can not stop fucking laughing at this whale. A drawfag, a drawfag. My internet for a drawfag.
Anonymous
>>29074284 >Whale sitting in his car at Wawa, we can hear the Wawa gas pump voice in the background talking about Hogies or something >Slurpee levitates to his mouth >Takes a long sip you can hear his drink is almost empty >Goes back inside >Camera doesn't move from the car >Whale comes back after refilling Slurpee >Resumes drinking GL Pretentious Hipster !!NU1qDw5ZF2C
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Yes, because I have Psychiatric Disorders which cause Paranoia and Dissociation and psychoses in general. You people with functionality make me envious.
Anonymous
>>29074284 >>29074284 Sounds like oyasumi punpun where the protagonist and his family are weird simplistic bird things.
Except in that one stuff does happen.
So much soul crushing stuff....
Anonymous
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I wish people would use their drawing talents in better ways. This guy may have mediocre art but it's a damn sight better than anything I can draw and it has a nice style but despite this he uses his powers for evil.
Anonymous
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The emo kid can be crying about his life to the whale, while whale is stoned as fuck just like "dude, what"?
Anonymous
Wait, why is the whale unchanged while the dolphin thing unchanged?
Anonymous
>>29074294 >>29074557 >>29074766 >Whale walks up to his apartment >Fumbles with the keys on his fins >He manages to get the key in the lock but for some reason it pops out and lands on the floor >He grabs it, curses in whale speak, and walks in Anonymous
Anonymous
>>29074907 >>29074766 >>29074284 How would the whale move? Walk on it's fins? Somehow able to float in the air?
Inspector Redwood !Rcd8kmTONE
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Patiently waiting for something to come of this I love whales
Anonymous
Anonymous
That whale comics idea is fucking hilarious. This whiny furry bullshit is stupid. This sis all thanks to that everyone is special shit in school. No you are not a special and unique snowflake.
Anonymous
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>>29074978 It swims, maybe?
Anonymous
>Whale is seen browsing co/ >Takes a gigantic bong rip >Remains still for a full twelve seconds >Releases a cloud from his blow hole, and continues browsing
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>>29074766 >Whale at his locker at school >Some how the locker is open and is full of advanced physics, genetics and economics books, college level stuff >Someone walks up "Hey, think I could barrow your notes from class?" >Whale stands there for a moment >Camera goes back to person >Back to whale and he is turned to face the person, as if his image was just flipped >A notebook raises up off screen and the person takes it, "Thanks bro!" >Guy runs off and whale stands there, staring into oblivion Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>29075000 Time's up. You cannot make another Fight Club reference for another 48 hours
Anonymous
Why is every cartoon animal some sort of furry fetish now? What happened to them just being regular old cartoons?
Anonymous
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>>29074978 It just kind of slides, like Jaws in Jaws 3D
Anonymous
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>>29074978 Just kind of hoping without really moving much.
Anonymous
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>>29075113 The eighties turned everything into an animal. The 90s turned every animal into a squirrel.
Anonymous
>>29075067 Meh, I liked the other ideas better.
electric paranoid !tBAZO9UhYU
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>>29074385 oh god totally
no fingers
no reason that the money shouldn't just fall off his flipper
coins inexplicably stuck to the bill
Anonymous
>you now realize this comic has gotten several awards as one of the best mature comics of the last decade
Anonymous
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>>29075208 So did I, but that one made me laugh for some reason
Anonymous
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>>29075221 >so did american elf fuck this gay earth
Anonymous
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>>29074329 just walk backwards.
sometimes i think my life is a pc simulation on a gaming laptop.
the framerate is a joke, draw distance is constantly in my face.
and the controls require use of the num pad.
someone unplug me already
Anonymous
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>>29075221 I'm going to need a stronger rage face
Anonymous
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>Am I a teenager? No. This is what angsty teenagers think.
Anonymous
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>>29074978 Just kinda slides around without moving, like a cut out being moved around
Anonymous
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>Whale opens mail box >Mumbling something repeatedly in whale speak >then "ooooohhh" as he finds a seemingly important piece of mail >Returns inside, with his sorted mail
Anonymous
Anonymous
>The main gang is at the pool >Whale slides out of the bathroom, his friends playing in the water >Guy splashes the whale, 'Come on man, why don't you dive in?" >Whale stands still at the edge of the pool, then slides back an inch >Lets out a whale noise that translates to, "Truth is I can't swim." >His friends help teach him how to swim
Anonymous
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>>29075329 DUUUUDE...
where can I get one of those?
Anonymous
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>>29075446 I'm torn between "d'awwww" and "lollery".
Anonymous
Did you ever have that feeling, that you're actually hallucinating and that you're currently residing inside the stomach of a 1000 foot tall apatosaurus anthro being used as a living tool to assist it's digestion
Anonymous
Whale Song>Dude, you want to listen to these tunes I bought from the I-tunes store?
Anonymous
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>>29075329 I have never wanted so hard in my life.
Anonymous
We all agree that in this comic, the whale would NEVER stop doing that face, right?
Anonymous
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>>29075579 No.
That's what makes it funny.
Anonymous
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I used to be scared I was the only one who was real. I seriously believe in the power of sex. When I first had sex, I finally felt like other people think and feel the same way I do. That's very important
Anonymous
Should we start a /co/llaboration project and make this a reality.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Meh, better than Naylor
Anonymous
That's silly, none of us is real.
Anonymous
Then the issue where whale's big brother comes over. He looks exactly the same as whale, only he has a [mustache/beard/tattoo/hat]
Anonymous
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>Jack the reaper thread >turns into whale guy thread >brilliant ideas everywhere I love you /co/
Anonymous
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>>29075644 Ryan Sohmer presents Least I Could Whale
Anonymous
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>>29075730 Also, the rest of the family is human.
Again, this is never explained
Anonymous
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>View from inside drive-thru >Hear whale speak of the monitor, the teller understands and repeats back his order perfectly in English >"Go ahead and pull up to the next window sir" >"thank you" in whale speech >She asks someone behind her for some more cups >An old Volkswagen pulls up, and the window slowly rolls down, revealing the whale's signature face >She hands him his food >Whale asks for some ketchup packets >She gives them to him >He wordless slowly rolls up his window >Begins to pull away but stops short >Slowly rolls window back down >Woman hands him drink she forgot to give him
Flip !!2M2ZGCTL84d
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What the fuck is a whale doing in school I mean he doesn't even look anamorphic That's just a regular whale hanging out int he classroom
Anonymous
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>>29075221 >>29075221 From WHO? Like, some random website? Who gave Jack an award?
Also, does Hopkins listen to any criticism? And does he follow u-- okay, prolly not.
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>Whale gets stoned >Goes fishing >Catches a fish >Looks at the fish, hook through it's lips and gasping desperately >"LOL I'M A MONSTER"
Anonymous
>>29075556 >Whale is over at his friend's house >He talks in whale speech while his friend is in the kitchen >"Hey man, which one of these remotes is for the TV?" Anonymous
OK, guys, if you're gonna make this whale comic, you gotta post it on the Jack forums.
Anonymous
Anonymous
This shit, THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE, is why I will always love you, /co/.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>29075914 Seconding this with the force of a thousand suns
Anonymous
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should we make a new thread and compile everything we have so far?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>29075920 >Whale goes into music store >Browses Mastodon >Finds the album >Stares at it >Imagines he and Captain Ahab smoking weed and laughing at Queequeg's name Inspector Redwood !Rcd8kmTONE
>obvious hate thread >turns into Let's Make A Surreal Whale Comic >already not funny This is why /co/ is suck
Anonymous
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>>29076054 Sounds like you need to smoke a bowl with our new whale friend, friend.
parable zero !!NZlPB6ksU1h
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>>29076054 >obvious hate thread >turns into Let's Make A Surreal Whale Comic >brings board together This is why /co/ is love
ftfy
Anonymous
Mister Twister ):|
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Oh, look, I made a post! :D
Anonymous
>>29076013 Or even better
>Later has day dreams of being Captain Ahab, harpooning Moby Anonymous
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>Whale walking his dog >Random pedestrians look at whale from across the street >Whale raises one of his fins to say hi >It's lowered in the next panel >The whale walks away
parable zero !!NZlPB6ksU1h
>>29076176 >harpooning Moby What did I ever do to you?
Anonymous
>Mother's day >Whale goes out to buy flowers >Flowers are not what he expected >Whale speak >Cashier gets flustered >Whale waits while they get the order right >Whale pays for flowers then goes to gift shop >Picks up small bear >Goes home >Puts on hat >Drinks coffee >Goes out to visit mom >Car pulls into cemetery lot. >Whale puts flowers and bear on grave. >Whale goes home and sits on couch, watching TV in the dark with the sound muted.
Anonymous
>>29074557 ...well, I tried. can someone with a tablet please redraw this?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>29076217 You're a dick, Moby.
Anonymous
>Whale's had a bad day >He takes a shower, his fin is plastered to the wall while he looks down >He dries and slumps to his room >He lies in his bed with his bedside light on thinking about his life. >Ends with manly tear shredding from his eye.
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>>29076176 >Freaks out when he realizes he IS MOBY >Gets caught in an endless loop of harpooning himself in his own mind >Everyone stares looking at he as he starts shaking slightly, before realizing he was just freaking out >Plays it off like no big deal King of Zeroes !7UuFlSzPOY
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>>29074105 >>29074121 >>29074484 >>29074995 >>29076150 This whale is like the master key of reaction faces.
Anonymous
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>>29075722 in an alternate reality in which everyone IS fake, but in the end, the reality itself is fake, so everything inside this fakeness is "real"
parable zero !!NZlPB6ksU1h
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>>29076278 That's not very nice of you.
Anonymous
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>>29076264 Well that one is just sad.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>29076264 The curveball downer episode??
....B-but we're still on season one.....
Anonymous
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>>29075722 At leas one of us has to be.
Cogito ergo sum and all that jazz
Anonymous
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>>29076217 >hurting Moby What is this, an Eminem song?
>captcha mercheck Morals
Anonymous
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I could see these short animations as an awesome little "wedgie" for like adult swim or something.
klytus
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>whale sitting in a bar just eating peanuts >bartender yells at the whale for eating all the nuts >whale says "sorry bro" >flops on the ground and earthworms out the door >bartender lies awake all night trying to understand what happened
Anonymous
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I want to draw whale comics but I have to do homework. why.
Inspector Redwood !Rcd8kmTONE
I know this might be a tall order but can I get Korra and the whale having a conversation aboot water?
Anonymous
>Whale gets some to drink > Flipper can't hold drink so it spills on the floor >close up on whale >close up on spill >close up on whale >close up on spill >Whale says in Whale speak: Hey man it's coo, just clean yourself up when I get back Whale can't ever get mad.
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>Whale is at grocery store >He's holding two different bags of cookies in his fins >He can't choose which one to buy
Anonymous
>>29076279 >tear shredding from his eye Fish Kwanzaa !aJ3ca4BDcE
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>Whale walks to the park >A scrooge is walking about with his dog >Dog takes a shit, the douchebag doesn't care about picking it up and walks off >There's a strict NO PET FECES policy on the park >Whale decides to pick it up on his part, no matter how bad he is, everyone deserves a second chance. >Whale walks in the opposite direction of the guy as the sun rises and shines.
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>this thread O my sides and I just dont know why
Anonymous
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>Whale is at Sea World >stares at a whale behind the glass >whale stares back >zooms in on Whale's face slowly "Duuuude..."
Anonymous
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>>29076485 >Korra controls stream of water >Shapes it to show off >Whale summons tidal wave >Forms giant cock >Ruins city with it >Korra is turned on and horrified Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Inspector Redwood !Rcd8kmTONE
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>This thread This whale has made everything better. /co/ you've done it again. You've turned something awful into something beautiful.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>29076697 Ah, I thought the text was too small and faded in with the white background, but it's cool you like it
Anonymous
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>whale goes to dealer >whale noises >dealer is confused >buys kilogram using Ahab trust fund money >sits on dealer's couch >watches batman
Anonymous
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This thread reminds of the bear, in a good way.
Anonymous
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>>29076772 Nah it's great!
Anonymous
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>whale reads homestuck while high >his face when eridian is killed
Anonymous
Anonymous
Fish Kwanzaa !aJ3ca4BDcE
>Whale sees a young girl about to be run over by a car, >He saves her just in time >Whale is in the hospital, he doesn't care. It was worth it. >Little girl visits him and gives him her teddy bear. >Whale thanks her in whale speech and she stays there with him for the rest of the night. >Years later, the Whale is now extremely old, with alzheimer's, he crosses the street, unintentionally jaywalking as a bus speeds his way. >The Whale sees the bus, but it's already too late for him to do anything. >Out of fucking no where, a female in her late 20's or 30's jumps and saves him just in time, taking the fall for him. >The Whale visits her in the hospital to pay his respects. >Due to series injuries, she dies. >A few days later the Whale learns that the woman who saved him is the same one he saved years ago. She payed him back.
parable zero !!NZlPB6ksU1h
>Whale buys a KFC combo meal >Homeless guy asks for change >Whale noise >whale walking away, homeless guy with a leg of chicken and a biscuit in hand
Anonymous
klytus
>whale starts out as a stoner >turns into a really nice guy god damn it /co/ stop making me love you
parable zero !!NZlPB6ksU1h
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>>29077036 he's a kind-hearted stoner.
the kind who'll give random people beer after he buys a case, just because.
Anonymous
>>29077036 Who says stoners can't be nice guys?
Fish Kwanzaa !aJ3ca4BDcE
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>>29076932 paid*
God dammit.
Anonymous
>>29077071 stoners are subhuman garbage
Anonymous
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>He's watching 2001: A Space Odyssey >Jupiter And Beyond The Infinite Begins >His face when
Anonymous
I'm not sure about this one
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>>29077122 good thing he's a whale then
Anonymous
>>29074800 >Someone else has read Oyasumi Punpun Anonymous
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>this thread We HaVE to put this on the Jack forums
Anonymous
>Whale gets stoned >Goes for walk >Comes across field with tall grass >In the wind, grass looks like the waves >Whale lies down in it, imagining the ocean >Remembers when he told his parents when he was going to the surface and how disappointed they were >At beach, looking wistfully at ocean
Anonymous
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This whale is my new role model
Anonymous
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>>29077160 told his parents he*
Anonymous
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/r/ing SEIG WHALE
Anonymous
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I'm going to bed /co/. I expect this thread to still be active come morn. Or archived.
Anonymous
We should have a comic with Cardboard Whale and Yawning Squirtle as flatmates, having adventures and helping people.
Anonymous
>>29077277 >Pokemon Dont do this
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>>29077122 >Making broad generalizations Dude come on.
Anonymous
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>>29077226 HE's a bad-ass sailor, with a hatred for white whales.
HE's a white whale.
TOGETHER, THEY'RE...
*explosion in the background, the two jump in unison to the foreground*
"Whale Whatchers"
Coming to ABC this fall. It's a WHALE of a time.
Anonymous
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>>29077157 Shits awesome....found out about it from KC Green
People in this thread, you should read it if you dug serious stuff happening in a detailed world, but the protagonist is portrayed as a cartoon animal.
Anonymous
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>>29077299 >not knowing about Yawning Squirtle Blueshirt !HERON503h6
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>>29077157 Oyasumi Punpun is one of the best manga out there. Absolutely amazing piece of work, I tell you what. Best coming-of-age story I ever read.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>29077395 Lemme guess...Sonichu?
Anonymous
Fish Kwanzaa !aJ3ca4BDcE
>Whale is in a desert with his Camel bro after another one of their wacky misadventures, Whale must escort Camel to a nearby town, for Camel is storing water in his humps and must make a delivery. >Camel is so parched and requires water, or else he'll die. He dares not to drink the water he's carrying, as that would be extremely disrespectful. He also fears that if he doesn't have enough water by the time he makes it, everyone in the town will become extremely dehydrated. >Whale has but one bottle of water left, it's his. He bought it just before they left, he notices Camel aching. But Whale himself is also thirsty, coughing out sand every minute or so. >Whale gives the bottle to Camel and tells him to drink all of it and continue alone. Camel doesn't want to leave his bro behind, but he doesn't want to let the townspeople die. He is torn between a decision. >Whale shouts at Camel to journey alone. And assures him that he'll be alright. And that was the last time Camel ever saw Whale..
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>Whale gets super high >Goes into the bathroom >Turns on the shower and waits for it to heat up >Hops in, and sits on the shower floor right under the stream of warm water >Looks around the shower >So Happy
Anonymous
>This week on Whale About Town, Whale pops up on some unexpected places >Comic consists of whale appearing aquatically in several cartoons >Appears in sewer stream in TMNT, fountain where baby ducks were in Regular Show, in the ocean off in the distance in Adventure Time where Finn is afraid of the ocean, etc.
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>>29077542 Doesnt really work if there are other anthropomorphic animals. Whale is whale. He's a walking whale among normal humans.
Anonymous
Whale's face reminds me of this. also, I'd like a picture like this with Whale eating watermelon ala the 'Tang.
Anonymous
>this thread >Archived I sense glorious /co/mraderie in this thread. Welcome to the first official /co/ comic.
Anonymous
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>>29077648 Soon to be stolen by Buckley, Rohmer, and Tom Preston.
Anonymous
>>29077648 >Welcome to the official forgotten /co/ comic #326 FTFT
Anonymous
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>>29077542 At least tell us that Camel makes it to the village okay I mean..he does manage to supply the town with water, doesn't he?
Right...? ;_; Anonymous
Anonymous
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YumKaax !!NHeI/yu1HLH
Guys, just to let you know how much i love you.
Anonymous
>>29077629 whale got really small
Anonymous
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>>29077729 This time things can be different...hopefully
Anonymous
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>>29077598 >Puddle in Courage the Cowardly Dog >Atlantis episode of Samurai Jack Anonymous
Anonymous
Can orca be voiced by method man ?
Anonymous
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>>29078081 I was thinking Seth Rogen. Hate me if you will, but he has the perfect cuddly stoner voice.
Anonymous
>>29078081 >orca Dude, it's a whale
Anonymous
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>>29078217 Nuhuh, it's an insect.
Anonymous
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I was gonna mention Yawning Squirtle. The best thing to do with awful comics is to find a hilarious background character and turn them into a stoner injoke. I'm not even sarcastic.
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>>29078302 Disregard my post, I suck cocks
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No, OP. You know that feel? that's called being a fucking sociopath.
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I think Whale and Dolan would be friends
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>Whale getting ready for Irene
parable zero !!NZlPB6ksU1h
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>>29078368 no it isn't.
sociopathy is a lack of empathy.
feeling like you might be the only 'real' person is normal at times, especially if you're an angsty teenager.
lrn2psych.
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You know whale probably set up those card board cut outs to mess with that guy .
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>>29078779 Oh my god this would be the greatest prank ever
I must do this
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>>29078511 >Not knowing Uncle Dolan >2011 Anonymous
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>>29074766 Agent A: Did you see the new guy?
Agent B: Who, Bobby Baleen?
Agent A: Yeah. What do you think of him?
Agent B: Seems pretty on the level
Agent A: I mean the fact that he's a whale
Agent B: Nah, that's pretty tame around here
*ssiiiiiip*
THIS IS SHIELD
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Posting in an epic thread.
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parable zero !!NZlPB6ksU1h
>>29079275 ...THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER I LOVE YOU ANON
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>>29079295 You're too ki- WUOOOOOOWOHWOHWEEEUUU
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>>29079282 I can't stop laughing
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>>29076932 That's some series finale shit right there.
SUPER AGGRO CRAG !!7x7KzlxQrrH
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>>29077920 That is perfect. I can't breathe.
DJ Weedmasta Slowfunk The Party Sloth !!g01cXw4vVYB
DJ Weedmasta Slowfunk The Party Sloth !!g01cXw4vVYB Fri 26 Aug 2011 09:12:00 No. 29080787 Report
SUPER AGGRO CRAG !!7x7KzlxQrrH
>>29080787 where did this come from
Inspector Redwood !Rcd8kmTONE
miao !iCatlc5Iw6
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BRUSH YOUR TEETH, TWICE A DAY FLOSS YOUR TEETH, ONCE A DAY
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>>29080548 No, this is but a single thread
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>>29080787 DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEE
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>whaleman we talking about overgrowth now?
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>>29076963 Over 9000 hours in MS paint
Rotor !!UxKnt3NwiBG
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>>29081306 That game had a pretty "meh" comic. I just couldn't get into it. BUT OH MY GOD THAT GAME LOOKS GOOD. If they keep at it and keep the updates coming, this game could be awesome.
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Can whale become an official /co/ character ?He can give sagely whale advice to /co/nrad .
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>open this thread >see whale in back of class >ctrl + F, search Whale >1 of 171 I can sorta guess how this thread turned out without reading
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>>29073504 But that guy isn't real either!
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I am now regreting not opening this thread earlier. /co/ is love.
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>>29082863 Not bad! Looks pretty decent for MS Paint.
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>>29079375 >>29079282 That there is down right funny.
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>Whale comes across depressed kid in school parking lot >Passes joint to him >They both smoke up >He listens silently to depressed kids whining >Whiny kid thanks him, stumbles off high, shooting avoided >Whale thinks "BWAOOOOOOOWOOOO-OOOO" >Roughly translates to "When will people realise I don't speak English?"
:B
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oh my god this thread
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Bump for mooooorrrreee
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>This whole thread Glorious
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>Kid is getting mugged in an alley >Whale walks by and notices something is going down >Thug says "you want some of this too do ya" >Close up on Whale's unchanging vacant face >Back to thugs who looks a little fearful >Back to Whale, still with the same face >Thug now looking obviously flustered and panicked >Back to Whale, still staring into oblivion >Thug stumbles backwards, falls down and scrambles away on his knees falling into a pile of trash on the way out of the alley >Kid thanks Whale for saving him >Whale walks him home
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Whale of a Time isn't enough to contain the bro-ness of Whale. I suggest changing the title into Fresh Prince of Whales. Now this is the story all about how, My life got flippered, fluked upside down, And I'd like to take a minute, just float right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of all Bro Whales. In West Oceania I was born and raised On the solid ground is where I spent most of my days. Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin all cool, And all shootin' some joint outside of school. When a furry dude who thinks life's no good, Started bawww'in cardboard in my neighborhood. I got in one little light and my mom got scared, And said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle above water." I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, The license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo homes I'm a Whale." I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, see ya later." Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bro Whales.
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DON'T YOU DIE ON ME
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HOLY SNAP IS THIS A THREAD ABOUT WALES?
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this is the best random thread in awhile never change /co/ never change
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No, because being awesome doesn't mean everyone else is "false". It means I'm just really, really fucking real.
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>>29078432 This is my favorite thing ever. This whole fucking thread is.
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Bale seal of approval.
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>>29078432 why is whale in a philipino super market
Anonymous
Can we have a regular 'ol Jack hate thread, /co/? Sometime, please?
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>>29090777 No
All Jack threads from here on out will star the whale
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DON'T YOU 404 ON ME
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I don't even know who Jack is
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Threads like these remind me why I stayed. Somewhere, Dr. Killinger is looking down on us and smiling.
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I'm so happy /co/ can take the most disgusting shit, yet still pick out the diamond ring that was accidentally swallowed. Never change.
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>>29094232 He's the grim reaper.
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Wow. This is great.
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>>29090652 Whale likes the charm of ethnic grocery stores.
Hey if Windbreaker can ebcome part of the /co/ universe, so should Whale! Hey, official chronicler and drawfag of the /co/ universe things, get on this!
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Oh my god, this thread is still alive. God bless you magnificent souls.
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Bumping because my sanity depends on it!
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Drew a comic - sorry for the wiggly lines, I don't have a tablet on me. Enjoy, anyhow.
>>29076488 From this