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Anonymous !/RUz7lnpiY Mon 29 Aug 2011 00:06:00 No.29156764 View View Reply Original Report

The thread we had on this last night was hilarious, so I thought I would make another one.

Let's come up with plots for the Joker that are actually funny, and not just him killing a bunch of people.

To steal one from the other thread...

>The Joker hijacks a kid's birthday party, because he happens to have the same birthday as the child. He demands all of the presents and cake belong to him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 00:08:00 No.29156822 Report

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Another from the other thread:

>The Joker is planting whoopie cushions on every car seat in Gotham. Batman tracks him down and apprehends him, only to get into the Batmobile and sit on a whoopie cushion himself; the Joker's plan all along.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 00:21:00 No.29157111 Report

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Bump.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 00:24:00 No.29157167 Report

Quoted By: >>29167715

>The Joker decides to cause havoc by hijacking public transit buses. Instead of using the buses as a way to negotiate with the Gotham Police Force, he just uses it to get to the next stop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 00:27:00 No.29157237 Report

Quoted By: >>29167715

>The Joker volunteers at a local soup kitchen for the homeless. Completely without incident.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 00:29:00 No.29157286 Report

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>The Joker buys 60% of Gotham to play real-life Monopoly

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 00:30:00 No.29157294 Report

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>The Joker buys a PC with Windows Vista and spends the day calling tech support and raging at them. This culminates in mass murder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 00:31:00 No.29157316 Report

Quoted By: >>29157323 >>29157368 >>29157524 >>29167715

>The Joker decides to create his own brand of male enhancement pills, which give heart attack inducing boners, along with joker smiles to make up for a certain verbal gaffe in his past
>Batman gets a partial dose, and fights joker while laughing maniacally with a huge erection

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 00:32:00 No.29157323 Report

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>>29157316
Oh god, my sides.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 00:32:00 No.29157336 Report

Quoted By: >>29157359

>The Joker releases laughing gas into a comedy club while Carlos Mencia performing, making Mencia think he is funny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 00:33:00 No.29157359 Report

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>>29157336

In a similar vein

>The Joker bleaches Chris Rock's skin white, making him completely ineffective as a comedian.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 00:34:00 No.29157368 Report

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>>29157316
five star post

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 00:34:00 No.29157374 Report

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>Joker kills Gordon's wife and cripples his daughter
>Batman laughs

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 00:35:00 No.29157379 Report

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>>29157359
It would be like listening to a squeaky voiced racist version of Dane Cook

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 00:35:00 No.29157382 Report

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>>29157359

It is then a race against the clock to stop the now white Chris Rock from going on stage and inevitably using the n-word in his routine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 00:36:00 No.29157416 Report

Quoted By: >>29157438

>The Joker steals 40 cakes and gives it to Lex Luther

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 00:38:00 No.29157438 Report

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>>29157416
Even better: he floods the oval office with cake batter, and tries to set it on fire, claiming "I'll bake you all the cakes you could ever eat, Lexy!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 00:38:00 No.29157444 Report

Quoted By: >>29157524

>The Joker dresses in drag and attempts to win a beauty pageant.

>The Joker kidnaps Damian, drugs him, dresses him in drag and attempts to have him win a children's beauty pageant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 00:38:00 No.29157446 Report

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>>29157359
but its all right, cuz its all white

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 00:41:00 No.29157502 Report

Quoted By: >>29158372 >>29159865 >>29167599

I've actually thought of this one before

>Joker waits till Gotham wine festival of some sort
>decides all the rich folks need a little cheese to go with their wine
>floods the house of every millionaire in gotham, including Bruce's, mansion and town hall with cheese whiz
>story begins with Joker in Arhkam talking to a doctor, sayin "oh come on, it's not all bombs and missiles and murder. Don't you remember Joker cheese?"
>"Yes I remember joker cheese. Dozens died."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 00:42:00 No.29157524 Report

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>>29157444
>>29157316

I feel this thread is very quickly going away from its intended Silver Age campness and into plain old weird campness.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 00:45:00 No.29157587 Report

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>>29156764
joker shoots batman up on psychedelic drugs. whole issue shows us what batman sees when doused with a new street drug based on a mixture of joker gas and fear toxin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 00:45:00 No.29157591 Report

Quoted By: >>29157623 >>29157644

>Joker turns over a new leaf and starts helping people
>Batman goes insane with paranoia and ends up injuring many civilians in the conflicts he keeps starting with Joker
>The whole city turns against him and he's eventually caught and put in Arkham
>Meets with his doctor
>Dr. Harleen Quinzel

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 00:47:00 No.29157623 Report

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>>29157591
dat cliche

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 00:47:00 No.29157637 Report

Quoted By: >>29157674

>The Joker spends millions in kidnapping Batman and throwing him the best birthday party ever, and tries to make him have fun at all costs

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 00:48:00 No.29157644 Report

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>>29157591
>mfw I would actually read this
>mfw I have no face

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 00:48:00 No.29157662 Report

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>The Joker sabotages the Gotham Girl Scout's yearly bake sale by adding sneezing powder in the pies, laxatives in the brownies, fake plastic bugs all over the cookie platters, etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 00:49:00 No.29157674 Report

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>>29157637
I just imagined a montage at an amusement park.
All the photos have the Joker enjoying the shit out of it and Batman is just being a grumpy gus

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 00:49:00 No.29157677 Report

Quoted By: >>29157774

>Joker's brother the Jocker shows up in town
>looks just like Joker but all of his jokes are deadpan and don't even make sense
>"Jocker" does strange, ostentatious crimes with amazingly elaborate and also stupid setups that distract Batman & co.
>everyone thinks it's just Joker trying to make a point BUT WHAT IS THE POINT?
>Jocker turns out to actually be Joker's brother and Joker is just robbing small banks and liquor stores while everyone is busy with his brother

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 00:50:00 No.29157695 Report

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>>29156764
>He demands all of the presents and cake belong to him.

Keep the presents, but the cake is mine!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 00:50:00 No.29157698 Report

Quoted By: >>29157805

Okay guys, I got a great one.

>Joker runs around telling bad knock knock jokes
>Everyone freaks out because the Joker is telling them bad jokes
>Batman and Robin can't do anything about it because being a shitty comedian is completely legal
>He beats Robin to death with a crowbar
>goes to court
>pleads guilty
>sentenced to death
>tells knock knock jokes all the way to the chair, final one about a gang war
>gang war for Joker's spot as top dog in Gotham
>Joker laughs from beyond the grave

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 00:51:00 No.29157714 Report

Quoted By: >>29157837

>Joker gives Batman a present
>it's a blender and a pipe for his parents

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 00:51:00 No.29157715 Report

Quoted By: >>29157837 >>29157884

>Even Joker gets pissed with Batman for pussying out and not killing him.
>Starts a festival centered around his own suicide in the middle of Gotham.
>Batman begrudgingly must stop him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 00:51:00 No.29157720 Report

Quoted By: >>29157837

>Joker thinks that making your voice higher with helium is hilarious
>Places a dome over Gotham city
>Has Helium pumped in the dome
>Everyone in the city has a high pitched voice
>Hundreds, if not thousands, die of oxygen deprivation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 00:53:00 No.29157774 Report

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>>29157677
I like this one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 00:54:00 No.29157799 Report

Quoted By: >>29157923 >>29158143

>Joker writes, directs, and stars about batman

I don't know where to go from there. Maybe it actually turns out to be good, or it's more like an independent art house movie, or it's Nutty Professor 2 with the Joker as every character just dressed as Batman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 00:55:00 No.29157805 Report

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>>29157698
actually it'd go more like this
>Joker in the electric chair
>"Knock knock."
>"Who's there?"
>"The Bat."
>"The Bat who?"
>(Batman crashes through ceiling behind The Joker)
>"The Batman."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 00:55:00 No.29157812 Report

Quoted By: >>29158148

See how Superman sometimes believes Lex is up to something sinister, chases him around, hostigates him and ends up looking like a jackass?

I want an issue of that, but with Batman and The Joker.

It would be the Joker just being being a clown at children's birthday parties, giving out animal balloons, selling cakes, opening a theme park and more stuff like that, and Batman trying to thwart his non-existent plans

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 00:56:00 No.29157826 Report

Quoted By: >>29157951 >>29158148 >>29158225 >>29167715

>Joker holds a kindergarten hostage with bombs

>spends several hours entertaining the children, making them all laugh and telling them funny stories

>he waits for Batman to show up, then refuses to leave the school until every child gets Batman's autograph

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 00:56:00 No.29157834 Report

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>Joker goes on a Boner spree
>Turns out he was talking about Boener
>awkard laughter abound

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 00:56:00 No.29157837 Report

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>>29157720
>>29157715
>>29157714
These are golden.
more

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 00:56:00 No.29157844 Report

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>The Joker, using some help from Poison Ivy and her pheromones, seduces Commissioner Gordon.

I don't know where to take this on /co/

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 00:57:00 No.29157864 Report

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 00:58:00 No.29157884 Report

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>>29157715

That one is SO good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 00:59:00 No.29157894 Report

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>>29157844
>The Joker, using some help from Poison Ivy and her pheromones, seduces Batman.

FTFY

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 00:59:00 No.29157899 Report

Quoted By: >>29157918 >>29157985

>The Joker finds out about Insane Clown Posse
>Goes to the Gathering of the Juggalos
>Has a pretty good time
>Gets down with the clown
>Makes some friends
>No one realizes he's the Joker, just another guy in face paint
>As he's leaving, FIRE BOMBS THE SHIT OUT OF THE PLACE.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 00:59:00 No.29157909 Report

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>Joker tries to impersonate other rogues for April Fools' Day
>ends up acting/dressing like their Silver Age versions

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:00:00 No.29157918 Report

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>>29157899

>implying that's a crime

El Macho!

El Macho! Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:00:00 No.29157923 Report

Quoted By: >>29158052 >>29168167

>>29157799
That actually happened. Or, at least, he directed a Batman movie when holding the producers hostage. Something like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:00:00 No.29157926 Report

Quoted By: >>29157995 >>29158014

>Joker goes around dressed as batman and saving people.

>Joker fills Lex Luthor's house with Superman memorabilia.

Movie Theater Lad !/RUz7lnpiY

Movie Theater Lad !/RUz7lnpiY Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:00:00 No.29157934 Report

Quoted By: >>29157966

>Joker sneaks into Bruce Wayne's mansion and farts on Bruce's face while he's sleeping.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:01:00 No.29157944 Report

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>>29157894
>Implying he needs pheromones for that

Even the bat cannot withstand an never ending stream of 'we are the same, you and I'

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:01:00 No.29157951 Report

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>>29157826
i feel like this could have been god-tier btas episode

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:02:00 No.29157961 Report

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>Joker gets a PhD in Psych, driving Harley Quin truly insane.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:02:00 No.29157963 Report

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>Joker gives Batman a hug and tells him that he will always be a parent to him

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:02:00 No.29157966 Report

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>>29157934
Shut the fuck up MTL.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:02:00 No.29157980 Report

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>The Joker stages flash mobs all dancing and singing out Broadway style songs in public places around Gotham, stalling everybody's commute

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:02:00 No.29157985 Report

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>>29157899
>Finds out about ICP's music.
>Uses as an outlet for his anger and hatred.
>Becomes mellow as fuck.
>Jokes is now a stoner and can't be fucked doing anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:03:00 No.29157994 Report

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>The Joker adds spinners and clackers to Babera's Wheelchair.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:03:00 No.29157995 Report

Quoted By: >>29158019 >>29158066 >>29158869

>>29157926
>Joker goes around dressed as batman and saving people.

I'd also love to see Joker dresses as Batman and being a dick to everybody. Nothing villainous, mind you. He wouldn't commit a single crime. He would just be a dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:03:00 No.29158000 Report

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>Joker begins stealing magnets to make childrens toys.
>Magnet toys are actually bombs
>Batman has Joker pinned down, demanding to know how to deactivate them.
>Joker: "Don't ask me, I have no idea how they work."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:03:00 No.29158001 Report

Quoted By: >>29158050

Joker creates a crappy tv cartoon sitcom and it becomes so successful that he creates several more shows based on the formula.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:03:00 No.29158007 Report

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>Joker visits Batman on fathers day
>Asks him why he's so sad
Batman:"THEY KILLED THEM."
>Say that's pretty Ap-Parent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:03:00 No.29158014 Report

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>>29157926

>Joker goes around dressed as batman and saving people.

I swear that happened. Was it in The Batman?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:04:00 No.29158019 Report

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>>29157995
Already happened in The Batman with the jamaican version of him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:05:00 No.29158050 Report

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>>29158001
OH MY GOD THE JOKER IS REALLY CHUCK LORRE

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:05:00 No.29158052 Report

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>>29157923
He did?

Damn, thought I had something there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:06:00 No.29158066 Report

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>>29157995
>stand in revolving door and not move
>go fishing with pool cleaner in penny wishing fountain
>sit in handicapped reserved seat on bus
>take up two parking spots with a car
>bicycle slowly in street and clog traffic

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:06:00 No.29158073 Report

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>Trys to turn all the water in Gotham Bay into jelly

I think Adam West did this once?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:06:00 No.29158075 Report

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>batman gets in car
>starts driving
>hears noises
>joker has put cards in all of his wheels

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:06:00 No.29158078 Report

Quoted By: >>29158106 >>29168433

>Batman's 41st birthday
>Joker schedules an outing for Batman under a disguise named Dr. Keroj after his celebration
>Batman attends
>Not knowing what the outing is about, he questions Dr. Keroj about it

>DR. KEROJ: Don't you know? It's your 41st anniversary...(pulls off mask to reveal that he's Joker) ..of being a virgin.
>shit ensues

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:07:00 No.29158085 Report

Quoted By: >>29158118 >>29158123 >>29158124

>Joker makes sure every single Arkham inmate gets a present, and tricks them into believing the present they got is from another inmate
>Everyone gets offended by the present they got
>Joker just sits back and enjoys the ensuing fight

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:08:00 No.29158106 Report

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>>29158078
why.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:09:00 No.29158116 Report

Quoted By: >>29158257

>The Joker breaks several thousand convicts out of jail and orders them out onto Gothams city square, where they all dance to "I'm a single Lady"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:09:00 No.29158118 Report

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>>29158085

I'd fucking love this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:09:00 No.29158122 Report

Quoted By: >>29158207

The Joker goes around in a 60's Robin costume following Batman to real crimes and making a nuisance of himself

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:09:00 No.29158123 Report

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>>29158085

This one is awesome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:09:00 No.29158124 Report

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>>29158085
This is pretty much perfect in every way, best idea in the thread.

Dr. Professor !!oZXahFyAqDi

Dr. Professor !!oZXahFyAqDi Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:10:00 No.29158141 Report

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Trollker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:10:00 No.29158143 Report

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>>29157799
mmm that sounds like the 1966 Batman movie

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:11:00 No.29158148 Report

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>>29157826
>>29157812
These are glorious. I would pay good money.

I really hope DC writers are lurking this thread...

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:12:00 No.29158179 Report

Quoted By: >>29158250

>Joker wants to capture Batman so he kidnaps Bruce Wayne and holds him hostage in a room full of henchmen

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:14:00 No.29158207 Report

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>>29158122
I'd love this.

Bonus points for Batman actually being legally forced to take The Joker under his custody.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:14:00 No.29158217 Report

Quoted By: >>29158287

>JokerMom and JokerDad come to town. Start robbing banks.
>Commissioner Gordon accidentally kills them while trying to stop a robbery.
>Joker becomes the Laughman.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:14:00 No.29158225 Report

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>>29157826
Is disturbing how I find this one funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:16:00 No.29158250 Report

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>>29158179
In before Bruce Wayne launches into a tirade of how he fucking hates Batman for breaking into his high security stuff all the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:16:00 No.29158257 Report

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>>29158116
>I'm a single lady
ALL THE SINGLE LADIES (It's actually just Single Ladies.)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:17:00 No.29158265 Report

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Someone email this thread to DC

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:17:00 No.29158284 Report

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>Jason Todd forgot his key to open the door to his home
>Joker helps out Todd by opening the door with a crowbar

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:17:00 No.29158285 Report

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>The Joker digitally alters every film he can, so that the main characters have his face

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:18:00 No.29158287 Report

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>>29158217
>gives it up after a couple of issues because they weren't even his parents, they were forced to show up at gunpoint by Joker, who organized their demise at the hands of Gordon
>"HA HA HA HA HA HA! Don't worry your little head over it, Comish! THEY WEREN'T EVEN MY PARENTS! AHHH HA HA HA HA!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:19:00 No.29158309 Report

Quoted By: >>29158340

>Joker disguises himself as Commissioner Gordon and asks Batman why he doesn't kill the Joker

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:20:00 No.29158329 Report

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>The Joker follows Batman, with Morgan Freeman in tow
>Morgan Freeman narrates everything Batman is doing, really loudly

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:21:00 No.29158337 Report

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I suppose they already made this but here goes:
>Joker disguises himself as Batman and basically does Batman's job

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:21:00 No.29158340 Report

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>>29158309
I thought about it for a bit, and I just can't stop cracking up at this, it's so stupid but somehow campily compelling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:22:00 No.29158365 Report

Quoted By: >>29158415 >>29158420

>The Joker gives Batman a message
>He's going to kill a whole bunch of people
>unless Batman agrees to watch cartoons with him

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:22:00 No.29158372 Report

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>>29157502
nice

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:22:00 No.29158373 Report

Quoted By: >>29158405

>>After their most recent fight, Harley burns all of Joker's clothes and locks him out of the hideout naked, he is then running around trying to find some clothes only to have people laughing at his weird bleached naked body, causing him to go crazy angry yelling "stop laughing at me!" to which batman shows up and beats him up while naked and sends him to Arkham for indecent exposure.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:23:00 No.29158383 Report

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>the Joker steals millions from Gothams banks

>buys a Batman mask for every person in Gotham

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:24:00 No.29158405 Report

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>>29158373
That could be, like, Joker's recurring nightmare.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:24:00 No.29158415 Report

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>>29158365
I read that as

>The Joker gives Batman a massage

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:24:00 No.29158416 Report

Quoted By: >>29158469 >>29158500 >>29159812

>Joker discovers timetravel
>goes back to the night when a Bat flies through Bruce Wayne's window and convinces him to become Batman
>Throws a squirrel through the window
>Batman becomes Squirrelman

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:24:00 No.29158418 Report

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The Joker steals everything in Gotham, in one huge crime.
He then drops it on Metropolis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:24:00 No.29158420 Report

Quoted By: >>29158452

>>29158365
Only if the last one is Bambi

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:24:00 No.29158425 Report

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>Joker constructs a fake Batmobile of his own
>He uses a remote control to drive the car into a police station
>He calls Batman, saying that he's in the middle of hijacking a police station

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:25:00 No.29158437 Report

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>the Jokers publicly announces he's going to kill Gordon on the 5th day from the day he announced it
>on the 5th day he publicly announces that it was all a joke and they all got trolled
>kills Gordon the 6th day

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:25:00 No.29158438 Report

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I have never been interested in Batman.

If the Joker actually did this kind of shit I would literally start buying every issue involving him.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:25:00 No.29158452 Report

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>>29158420
Oh man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:26:00 No.29158454 Report

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>>29157286
Oh god, this would be fun to read.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:26:00 No.29158461 Report

Quoted By: >>29158504 >>29158520

>Harley quinn drives a biplane over gotham
>Joker takes a dump over the side

>Lands in Bruce Wayne's cup of tea.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:26:00 No.29158469 Report

Quoted By: >>29159029

>>29158416
I'm reminded of that bit in Last Rites where Alfred is pondering what would have happened had Bats been inspired by something else. I dug the fuck out of Snakeman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:28:00 No.29158500 Report

Quoted By: >>29158567 >>29158583 >>29159162

>>29158416
>After seeing Squirrelman, he decides to go back to that night again and again, throwing different shit through the window every time and seeing the results.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:28:00 No.29158501 Report

Quoted By: >>29158618 >>29158635

>Joker discovers Superman's civilian identity

>instead of telling anyone about it, he decides to try something

>Joker puts on a pair of spectacles and walks past a police convention, a campaign rally and Batman apprehending some criminals

>nobody recognizes him

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:28:00 No.29158504 Report

Quoted By:

>>29158461
>hcfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:29:00 No.29158520 Report

Quoted By:

>>29158461
>Bruce Wayne doesn't notice it and takes a sip
>"This tea tastes better than usual."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:30:00 No.29158538 Report

Quoted By: >>29158549

>Bruce Wayne is getting a lot of attention
>Joker gets jealous and starts his own business to compete with Wayne Enterprises

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:31:00 No.29158549 Report

Quoted By:

>>29158538
>Joker Inc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:31:00 No.29158563 Report

Quoted By: >>29158619 >>29158648

>The Joker commits a series of unrelated crimes and frames the most hilarious suspects possible. This leads to Batman having to interrogate people like a cranky old man who makes him listen to his conspiracy theories and a teenage girl who has a crush on him. After Batman finally puts all the pieces together and heads out to apprehend Joker, he learns he has turned himself in (because making Batman do all that work for nothing is funny).

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:31:00 No.29158565 Report

Quoted By: >>29158688

>Joker breaks into every bathroom in Gotham to turn all the rolls of toilet paper around the other way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:31:00 No.29158567 Report

Quoted By:

>>29158500
Somebody get Bruce Timm to draw this, his style is perfect for this kind of psychotic humorous bullshit

>>>>The Joker claims to have hidden 20 bombs throughout the city.

>>>.All of them are fake, except one that is about as potentfirecracker

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:31:00 No.29158568 Report

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FUCK THIS THREAD. FUCK THE PEOPLE WHO POSTED IN IT. FUCK YOU ALL. YOU PEOPLE ARE MAKING ME WISH FOR THINGS THAT WON'T ACTUALLY HAPPEN. FUUUUUUUCK.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:32:00 No.29158583 Report

Quoted By: >>29158632

>>29158500

>throws a rock
>Bruce Wayne becomes The Rock

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:32:00 No.29158590 Report

Quoted By: >>29158701

>The Joker sends death threats to himself
>Batman must find out who is trying to kill the Joker
>The Joker plants some death threats in the Batmobile
>Batman convicts himself

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:32:00 No.29158592 Report

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>Joker robs a comic shop

>he redistributes all the comic books among the kids at an orphanage

>Batman comes to apprehend him, notices a Mask of Zorro comic

>a single tear falls out of Batmans eye

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:32:00 No.29158595 Report

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>Joker needs money so he turns his hideout into a tourist attraction

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:32:00 No.29158599 Report

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>The Joker goes to a strip club. While there he sees a fine black girl with a nice booty. After a few negotiations he gets in bed with her at a nearby hotel. In the middle of the act Joker paints a clown face on her round ass and is about to enter. But he then finds out that it was a possessed Lex Luthor in a costume that was made by the Mad Hatter.

>Batman then laughs in the backround.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:33:00 No.29158618 Report

Quoted By: >>29158827

>>29158501
jesus christ, if joker used this evermore as an actual THING, whenever he needed to make a clean getaway, I would probably shit myself laughing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:33:00 No.29158619 Report

Quoted By:

>>29158563
HAHA OH WOW

This is absolutely fabulous.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:34:00 No.29158629 Report

Quoted By: >>29158708

>Joker tells Batman that they will meet at the park
>he tells him that losing his parents isn't that bad and time moves on
>Joker's parents pick him up with their car and he waves goodbye to Batman

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:34:00 No.29158632 Report

Quoted By:

>>29158583
No he'd be Rockman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:34:00 No.29158635 Report

Quoted By:

>>29158501

Bonus points if the glasses have a fake nose and googly eyes attached.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:35:00 No.29158648 Report

Quoted By:

>>29158563
Should end with Joker being taking away while giving Batman an epic trollface.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:35:00 No.29158665 Report

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>Joker robs all the banks on Gotham
>Spends all the money on food
>Gives all the food to the homeless
>Batman thinks he's up to something, so he stops him
>Now all the bums and homeless throughout Gotham hate batman
>They throw rotten food and cans at him for the rest of the issue

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:36:00 No.29158677 Report

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>the Joker tells everyone in Gotham that his real name is Stan Lee

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:37:00 No.29158686 Report

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Joker organizes heists and schemes for other supervillains, even factoring ways for them to beat/escape any superheroes who try to stop them, then sabotages them with hilarious pranks just as they are about to get away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:37:00 No.29158688 Report

Quoted By:

>>29158565

I love this one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:37:00 No.29158689 Report

Quoted By: >>29158705 >>29158757 >>29158853

>Joker walks out of Arkham
>Walks to nearest Bank
>Withdraws 2 dollars
>Walks back into Arkham.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:37:00 No.29158701 Report

Quoted By:

>>29158590
I wanna see this one I tell ya.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:37:00 No.29158705 Report

Quoted By:

>>29158689
WHERE'S MY TWO DOLLARS

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:38:00 No.29158708 Report

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>>29158629
I am fucking crying here this is so good.

theshinzaru

theshinzaru Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:39:00 No.29158732 Report

Quoted By:

The Joker switches places places with Patch Adams and begins to make fun of the hospitalised children and switches their medication because he thinks cripples are fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:39:00 No.29158744 Report

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>The Joker steals a high powered laser
>Batman goes to apprehend him
>Finds him writing the twists to every major book and film ever made on the moon
>Batman goes to shut it off
>Sees "DUMBLEDORE DIES"
>Starts crying
>Beats the Joer to death, shouting "I was one chapter away, I'M A SLOW READER!!!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:40:00 No.29158747 Report

Quoted By:

This thread is glorious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:40:00 No.29158748 Report

Quoted By:

>Joker captures Batman
>He is imprisoned SAW style
>"Would you like to play a game"
>Joker plays Candyland with tied up Batman
>Batman secretly enjoys himself

Dr. Professor !!oZXahFyAqDi

Dr. Professor !!oZXahFyAqDi Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:40:00 No.29158755 Report

Quoted By: >>29158806

>Joker follows Batman everywhere
>Entire comic is set up for this big suspenseful thing
>Serious, dark narration from Joker's perspective as he internal monologues about how much he hates the Bat.
>Waits until Batman parks the Batmobile somewhere
>"NOW'S MY CHANCE!"
>Batman comes back to the Batmobile after some time
>Entire car is wrapped in no less than seven entire rolls of saran wrap.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:40:00 No.29158757 Report

Quoted By:

>>29158689
>buys laffy taffy from snack machine

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:41:00 No.29158774 Report

Quoted By:

>Joker sends Batman really classy gifts on Mother's and Father's Day meant for his parents

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:42:00 No.29158789 Report

Quoted By: >>29158936

Can somebody archive this thread? It's the funniest thing I've read in ages.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:42:00 No.29158791 Report

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>Joker dresses up in a slightly different costume, calls himself the Jester
>Tries to convince everyone he's Joker's long lost twin brother, and a hero
>Awkwardly helps Batman fight crime, constantly mentioning how he's not the joker
>Batman gets tired of it and just beats up the Jester, knocking him out
>Joker wakes up seeing batman standing over him, calls this the weirdest one night stand ever
>Bats asks him if he's done playing The Jester
>Joker responds "What the fucks the Jester"
>Batman realizes how truly disturbed the Joker is, making up a split personality when he gets bored

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:43:00 No.29158806 Report

Quoted By:

>>29158755
"My...my fucking car...!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:43:00 No.29158808 Report

Quoted By: >>29158873 >>29158949 >>29160229

>Joker begins purchasing large quantities of seemingly innocuous chemicals
>orders a series of highly specific, custom-tooled machine parts
>sets up radio communication towers that constantly broadcast coded messages translating to geographic coordinates, as well as weather and geological reports for what appear to be totally unrelated locations.
>the criminal underworld buzzes with anticipation as his mysterious plan grows steadily in scale and complexity
>The Batman has been following the Joker's progress for months, but still can't figure out what he's planning
>all he is able to discern is the acronym of the project: S.N.E.W.
>finally, Batman tracks down the Joker to an underground bunker which appears to be the control center for the operation
>the Joker is sitting at a massive control panel, the complex machinery that fills the space begins to fire up
>Batman is at a loss, still doesn't know what the Joker's plan is or how to stop it
>he cries out, "Joker! What's S.N.E.W.?!'
>Joker looks a Batman coyly
>replies, Not much, what's new with you?"

Dr. Professor !!oZXahFyAqDi

Dr. Professor !!oZXahFyAqDi Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:43:00 No.29158817 Report

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>>29157864
It doesn't matter how many heists and murders the Joker commits. This right here is his greatest dick move ever.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:43:00 No.29158827 Report

Quoted By:

>>29158618
>Joker holds a bank hostage, blindfolds everybody

>yells out to the cops he's sending a few hostages out

>puts on makeup and a blindfold, ties his hands behind his back and follows the other hostages out

>spends the next couple of hours sipping hot cocoa with the other hostages and crying to a police hostage therapist about how scary the whole experience was

>gets a ride home from Commissioner Gordon

>all the while the entire police force still thinks the Jokers at the bank and waits for 24 hours

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:44:00 No.29158832 Report

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>Joker takes pictures of himself wearing only a Spiderman mask
>Mails them to J Jonah Jameson

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:45:00 No.29158853 Report

Quoted By:

>>29158689
>I've being planning this for a while
>My little "Trip to the bank", I mean
>Batman's not gonna like this
>But then, he doesn't like me, the sourpuss
>Withdraws five dollars
>Buys some gum
>Here we go, the most heinous act...
>Drops the wrapper
>Batman jumps down, Joker floats away in a bubblegum bubble
>Breaks back into Arkham
>Says he never left and Batman is the crazy one
>Batman checks bank records
>Withdrawal was from his account
>Arrests himself for aiding and abetting a criminal

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:45:00 No.29158859 Report

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>The Joker starts listening to Skrillex
>Drops bags of trash onto people from a skyscraper every time the bassline kicks in

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:45:00 No.29158861 Report

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>mcfw OP uses my idea.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:45:00 No.29158862 Report

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>Joker takes over a tv station and films new, alternate endings to all its programming. When Batman comes after him, he is filming a new segment for a talk show about furries and the furry lifestyle. He questions Batman as they fight, and has Harley or some goon accepting questions for Batman from the live studio audience.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:46:00 No.29158869 Report

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>>29157995

This one actually did happen.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:46:00 No.29158873 Report

Quoted By:

>>29158808
>cue WAH WAHHHHHHHHHH

But seriously I'm going to die from laughter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:48:00 No.29158905 Report

Quoted By: >>29159049 >>29159149 >>29159533

>The Joker is channel surfing and comes across America's Funniest Home Videos. Decides to enter in the contest for the cash prize and trip to Hawaii

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:48:00 No.29158913 Report

Quoted By: >>29161236

>Joker breaks into Fort Knox using several trucks full of dynamite, a tanker of Laugh gas and rockets

>steals a pen from the gift shop

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:49:00 No.29158936 Report

Quoted By:

>>29158789
I requested it, just needs three more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:50:00 No.29158941 Report

Quoted By:

>It's Christmas
>Joker makes trips around Gotham stealing money, toys, food, clothes ect
>Gives them to various orphanages, hospitals and homeless people
>Batman is alerted and told to recollect all the stolen items
>Batman sheds a tear as he is forced to take a teddybear away from a young boy with no arms
>Joker snickers in the background

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:50:00 No.29158949 Report

Quoted By:

>>29158808
This needs to be a comic. Right now. A Batman book that's an 80 page long shaggy dog story fabricated by the Joker. It would be glorious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:50:00 No.29158957 Report

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>Joker invites Batman to a poker party
>Batman always wins
>Joker gets mad and flips over the table
>yells at Batman that he is cheating and his parents should be ashamed and disappointed for him
>Batman leaves the room with a single tear on his face

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:52:00 No.29158997 Report

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>Joker and Harley sneak into Batman's whereabouts while he's sleeping
>The next morning, Batman wakes up to see all of his clothing and possessions replaced with feminine stuff
>Joker commits a series of robberies
>Batman is forced to wear and use the feminine attire and gadgets the Joker has left him (his bat suit is pink with a ballerina skirt attached to it, his Batmobile is also pink, covered with girly stickers and has a huge, irremovable bumper sticker that has the words "GAYS ARE SUPER OKAY" written on it)

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:54:00 No.29159029 Report

Quoted By:

>>29158469
The image, for those without Google Fu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:54:00 No.29159040 Report

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>The Joker makes crude photoshops of Batman and Commissioner Gordon having gay sex and makes a bunch of flyers and spreads them all over Gotham.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:54:00 No.29159047 Report

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>the joker invents a compound that causes the body to produce massive amounts of methane

>spends all night torching police cruisers with his farts

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:54:00 No.29159049 Report

Quoted By: >>29168301

>>29158905
>sends in video of a murder on the live premiere and manipulates it so that it is the winning choice at end of the show
>Joker is sitting in studio audience and stands up and goes 'EEEEEEEE' as all the confetti and America's Funniest Home Video music plays
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6-l_LxppVM&feature=related

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:58:00 No.29159125 Report

Quoted By:

>The Joker sets up a series of bombs all over Gotham.
>Batman rushes to stop them, but is distracted by Joker taking a class of disabled children hostage.
>He fights to rescue the kids and rushes to stop the bombs. He mutters to himself that he still has 35 minutes to stop them.
>The Joker says "about that...."
>Bombs go off. Batman hears explosion after explosion. He rushes out of the building in horror, afraid to see the destruction that awaits him.
>Everything appears fine. But Batman can hear the cries of distressed citizens.
>One by one, upset people rush out of their building. All of them now have soaked crotches.
>Batman learns that Joker actually set up water balloon bombs underneath desks all over Gotham, and the explosions were merely rigged sound effects to troll him.
>A disabled kid walks up and says the clown man told him to tell him that he takes himself too seriously.
>The Joker laughs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 01:59:00 No.29159149 Report

Quoted By:

>>29158905
He should rig it so that every entry is his. Animal videos are Joker crawling around on the ground pretending to be an animal, he has himself get hit in the crotch in various ways, the whole shebang.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:00:00 No.29159162 Report

Quoted By: >>29159183

>>29158500
>he stops when he sees the results of throwing a dragon dildo through the window and laughs himself to death

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:01:00 No.29159183 Report

Quoted By: >>29159232

>>29159162
>Joker throws himself though the window

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:02:00 No.29159206 Report

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>Joker decides to chop down some trees.
>Ivy and Batman try to stop him.
>"I just gotta drop a few logs."
>He did this JUST to make a horrible pun.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:03:00 No.29159232 Report

Quoted By:

>>29159183
That is so fucking stupid, stop it. I'm laughing my ass off, here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:04:00 No.29159244 Report

Quoted By:

Are there any Golden or Silver age comics that have a Joker like this?

loves2spooge

loves2spooge Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:07:00 No.29159286 Report

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>They decide to make a movie about Batman.
>Joker auditions for the part of the Joker.
>Aces the audition, gets the part.
>have the premier in Gotham
>Bruce Wayne is in attendance
>The Joker (pretending to be a method actor) buddies up really hard with Bruce.
>Tells alot of tasteless jokes, plays pranks, and asks personal questions
>Bruce fights the urge to punch him in the face ALL NIGHT.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:07:00 No.29159291 Report

Quoted By: >>29159446

>Joker sets a box on Gordon's doorstep.
>Batman and bombsquad are alerted.
>Batman nears it.
>No ticking.
>Lifts it up.
>Pie launches out of the box.
>Batman now has pie all over his face.

Obi

Obi Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:07:00 No.29159299 Report

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>Joker does the old release 3 pigs prank, labeling them 1, 2, and 4, into downtown Gotham

>Releases massive, genetically enhanced, joker venom infused warthogs. Dozens are killed, scores injured.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:08:00 No.29159301 Report

Quoted By: >>29159395

>Joker puts posters all around Gotham with Twoface's picture in them and the words "Coinface"
>He makes some TV ads: "Vote Coinface for district attorney"
>Twoface wants to kill him.
>Joker's cfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:09:00 No.29159328 Report

Quoted By: >>29159454

>>The Joker sets up a dunk tank at a charity carnival for orphaned children. 5$ for three shots.
>>The balls all have magnets in them and are set up to veer away from the target.
>>Joker taunts the onlookers in increasingly malicious ways, until a crowd gathers. He has Harley then turn off the sensor, and the next throw dunks him into the tank.
>>The tank is filled with Jokerizing gas in concentrated liquid form. The Joker is immune, but the splashback hits everyone in the crowd.
>>The Joker uses the money to buy barrels of gasoline, and burns down the orphanage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:12:00 No.29159383 Report

Quoted By:

I'm resubmitting this one with some changes

>Joker takes control of So You Think You Can Dance?
>holds audience hostage
>Challenges Batman to win the competition in order to free them
>Competitors are Two-Face+Ivy, Female Ventriloquist+Scarface, and Joker+Harley
>Scarecrow, Mad Hatter, Killer Croc, and Clayface are the judges
>Penguin is somehow legitimately hired to be the host

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:12:00 No.29159384 Report

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>Using the power of eldritch magic The Joker makes Carlos from The Magic School Bus Real
>He unleashes Carlos upon to the world to wreak havoc with his puns
>Within a day Gotham has already fallen into chaos due to Carlos and there's nothing Batman can do about it because puns are legal
>The rest of the world soon follows
>The Joker is the last person left on earth and realizes his life is now meaningless
>He plans to shoot himself
>Before he pulls the trigger Carlos shows up and says, "I guess the JOKE was on you."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:12:00 No.29159392 Report

Quoted By: >>29159484

>Batman is doing his usual rounding up of criminals. As he approaches one, he hears him cry out "It's Hatman!". Batman thinks it's a bit strange, but just figures the guy was scared and had a slip of a tongue.
>Later, he is watching the news. The on-air reporter describes how a group of criminals was apprehended by Hatman. While she is discussing the subject, a picture of Batman with a photoshopped on sombrero is shown.
>He begins to investigate, increasingly confused. Alfred brings him his breakfast and the morning paper. On the front cover is a story about Hatman, this time with a picture of Batman in a fedora.
>Everywhere he goes, he is called Hatman and confronted with pictures of himself in hats.
>After ceaseless investigation, Batman discovers that the Joker called in all the contacts he had and bribed everyone he could to call Batman "Hatman". He paid for someone's child to receive medical treatment, he got members of the GCPD a transfer out of Gotham and a nice new home for their families, etc.
>Batman confronts the Joker and asks him why.
>The Joker plops his own hat atop Batman's head.
>"Just thought you'd look good in a hat, man".

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:12:00 No.29159395 Report

Quoted By: >>29159416 >>29159482

>>29159301
>Joker puts up two different posters of Two-Face all around Gotham
>one is named "Vote for Harvey", the other one "Vote for Dent"
>he makes two TV ads: "Vote Harvey for district attorney" and "Vote Dent for district attorney"
>Twoface wants to beat up Joker badly
>Joker: "But I DOUBLED your chance to become district attorney!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:13:00 No.29159412 Report

Quoted By: >>29159494

>>Through a series of flashbacks, it's revealed that being so obsessed with being the one to kill Batman, at the time and place of his choosing, he has repeatedly disguised himself as incompetent henchmen for various other villains, and ruined their plans if he thought Batman's life was actually in danger, secretly having saved Batman's love a dozen times over.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:14:00 No.29159416 Report

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>>29159395
Don't forget the smear campaigns that Harvey pulls on Dent and Dent pulls on Harvey.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:14:00 No.29159419 Report

Quoted By: >>29159453

>Joker dresses up as batman

>burns the unburnt side of TwoFace's face

>locks Poison Ivy in a paper factory

> turns Killer Crock into a set of luggage

>calls the Riddler a moron

>gets Harley Quinn pregnant

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:15:00 No.29159446 Report

Quoted By:

>>29159291
I think they did something like this in Batman Adventures.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:15:00 No.29159453 Report

Quoted By:

>>29159419

>calls Riddler a moron

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:16:00 No.29159454 Report

Quoted By:

>>29159328
That is pretty fucking awful and a great idea. WHY can't the Joker be this way? WHY?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:16:00 No.29159473 Report

Quoted By:

I like that Batman-birthday idea.
>Joker takes a building and fills it with all sorts of traps and devices to keep the party going
>Batman finds out the forced party is just a distraction while Joker gets away with Evil Thing
>Batman overcomes conflicts and catches Joker or at least stops Evil Thing
>It was the Joker's plan all along so Batman could be happy for his accomplishments

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:17:00 No.29159482 Report

Quoted By:

>>29159395

Would be better if Two-Face actually felt compelled to 'campaign'.

Batman then has to deal with the carnage of a civil war between two factions in Two Face's gang. Joker would only be revealed as the cause of the trouble at the end.

>Two factions.

>Two

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:17:00 No.29159484 Report

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>>29159392
I love this one.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:18:00 No.29159494 Report

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>>29159412
Holy shit, I like this alternate universe.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:18:00 No.29159506 Report

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>Joker creates drama between Catwoman and Batman

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:20:00 No.29159533 Report

Quoted By:

>>29158905

>Spends all his time setting up little traps for people, doing things like draining ppols and setting trampolines to fall apart

lupinthethird

lupinthethird Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:21:00 No.29159540 Report

Quoted By: >>29159631

>Joker wants to steal all the Mistress Brand fruit pies cause he read it in a comic book once
>Goes to a fancy restaurant with his goons and demands all of their fruit pies
>The Hostess of the restaurant says they don't have anything like that in this establishment
>Joker smacks her with a rubber chicken and they take their business elsewhere

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:22:00 No.29159567 Report

Quoted By: >>29159631

>Batman finishing up arresting Riddler.
>Cameras all gather around him.
>Joker pulls his pants down.
>Batman's wearing Superman boxershorts.
>Bruce's name is stichted into the side, thanks to Alfred.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:24:00 No.29159598 Report

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>During a fight, Joker rips off Batman's boot.
>Keeps it in his hideout, until the time is right
>That time is when Gotham Theatre is hosting a production of Cinderella.
>Bursts out on stage dressed as Prince Charming
>Holds up Batman's boot
>Proceeds to try to fit it onto all the male members of the audience
>Bruce uses a secret meditation technique he learnt in Tibet to increase the bloodflow to his foot, causing it to swell
>The Joker never discovers the truth

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:24:00 No.29159606 Report

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>Joker wants to Holiday to Townsville, heard it was good for Villains
>Turns out there isn't a demon crossdresser terrorizing townsville... at least, not today
>Joker's holiday is seemingly ruined untill he walks into some resteraunt
>Now the Joker has had the best holiday ever
>Batman still punches Joker in the face when he gets back

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:25:00 No.29159620 Report

Quoted By:

>Joker goes to a PETA protest with his henchmen
>Makes a barbecue
>The protesters don't do anything because the baddies are armed
>They were eating tofu all along

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:25:00 No.29159626 Report

Quoted By:

The Joker air drops thousands of pillows over downtown with a banner announcing a pillowfight for charity.

His pillow is full of bricks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:25:00 No.29159631 Report

Quoted By:

>>29159540
>>29159567
Spit out my drink after this one-two punch

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:26:00 No.29159652 Report

Quoted By:

>Joker steals the Doridos and from every snack machine and grocery store in Gotham so that he can stock his snack shelves for the annual Villain Movie Night (which Joker just started last week)

>Joker goes on a crime spree, stealing the toilet paper from every stall except one in each bathroom so people have to awkwardly ask each other for some TP

>Joker decides to fuck with Bats and dresses up in a Dick Tracey esque outfit, calling himself Dick Joker and goes around solving crimes before Batman can get to them

>Joker follows Batman to a crime scene and while Bats is busy in the store, Joker puts a huge, super powerful magnet under the road under the Batmobile so that it's stuck in place

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:27:00 No.29159664 Report

Quoted By:

Joker blows up a nuclear power plant forcing Gotham to be evacuated

while everybody's gone, he draws dicks on every window of every skyscraper

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:27:00 No.29159667 Report

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>Joker sees Harley pigging out on his food
>Joker tampers with Harley Quinn's pregnancy tests
>She freaks out thinking she's preggers
>She doesn't tell Joker for weeks, while he's watching her suffer and tear herself apart
>She tells him
>He stays straight faced and takes her to a doctor (who is Joker's goon)
>Doctor tells her, she comes out and tells Joker
>"I'm not pregnant!"
>Joker- "Coulda fooled me."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:27:00 No.29159678 Report

Quoted By: >>29159757

>The Joker fakes his own death
>Shows up again wearing blackface and claiming to be the new Joker just to cause flamewars on the internet

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:28:00 No.29159712 Report

Quoted By: >>29159774

>>Kid goes trick-or-treating in a Batman costume.
>>One of the houses on his block belongs to The Joker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:30:00 No.29159757 Report

Quoted By:

>>29159678
Stop you're killing me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:31:00 No.29159774 Report

Quoted By:

>>29159712
The joker dresses up in his robin suit and goes trick or treating with him

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:32:00 No.29159787 Report

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>Joker breaks into a petstore
>Takes all the kittens.
>Escapes before Batman shows up.
>Batman finds his hideout.
>Joker has put tiny clown hats on the kittens as they mewl contently, Joker dangling a string over one of them.
>Batman is confused.
>Joker tells him he wants some little friends, his thugs and Harley always bug him about pay.
>He goes onto explain that the kittens don't look to him for anything but relaxing, food, petting, and playing
>Batman goes to punch him in the face.
>Kittens all look sad
>Joker looks sad.
>Batman can't bring himself to do it.
>"Cat got your tongue?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:33:00 No.29159812 Report

Quoted By:

>>29158416
Holy crap I lol'd.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:34:00 No.29159865 Report

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>>29157502
I thought it was an alright story with some potential, then I read "dozens died" and started laughing hard. Just so matter-of-fact while talking about fucking Joker cheese.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:34:00 No.29159875 Report

Quoted By:

>Joker sets all the public benches in gotham on fire.
>when asked, he says "I did it so homeless people could be warm"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:35:00 No.29159893 Report

Quoted By:

>The Joker is trick-or-treating as a very convincing Batman, from all their encounters he knows how to imitate him
>Wayne Manor
>Alfred lets him in, leading him towards Batcave while talking as if he's real Batman
>Joker is confused
>Bruce walks in and they all see each other
>....
>Bruce hands him the huge ass king-sized candy bar in his hand, they silently walk to the door, and all go their own ways.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:35:00 No.29159896 Report

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>Joker gets beaten up by Batman
>before the police arrests him, he tells them that he used to be black
>Batman is then sued for racism

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:36:00 No.29159930 Report

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Whoever it is that keeps posting ideas that involve the idea of Batman punching Joker in the face for no reason, your ideas blow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:37:00 No.29159965 Report

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>Batman fighting Poison Ivy.
>Joker standing near the battle grounds, holding boom box over head.
>Plays, loudly, Poison Ivy.
>Batman goes to fight Killer Croc.
>Joker's there again, boombox over his head.
>Crocodile Rock.
>Batman fights the Music Miester
>Joker is there again, boombox over his head.
>Chucks it at Batman.
>"I couldn't find a good song!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:37:00 No.29159967 Report

Quoted By: >>29160021 >>29160093

>Joker buys a slaughterhouse

>then he buys a truckload of kittens

>he then arranges for the kittens to be stolen but easily found

>Batman must return all of them to the Joker

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:40:00 No.29160021 Report

Quoted By:

>>29159967
>Batman wins by busting Joker for health code violations in the slaughterhouse
>Joker shaking his fist 'I'll get you next time, Caped Crusader!'

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:41:00 No.29160059 Report

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>Catwoman goes to steal a priceless artifact.
>Catwoman and Batman get into fight/sex
>Batman somehow obtains the artifact.
>It's a big, blue dildo, with a Jokermask on it.
>Both Catwoman and Batman look confused.
>Joker is heard laughing in the exhibit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:42:00 No.29160093 Report

Quoted By: >>29160121 >>29160137 >>29160167 >>29160169

>>29159967
>>Batman has Joker arrested for organizing all of the thefts, filing false police reports. Assures the Joker he'll find good homes for all of the kittens.
>>Spends the next month convincing every hero he teams up with to take a kitten.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:43:00 No.29160112 Report

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>The Joker becomes a reputable stand-up comedian at Arkham's enrichment activities Saturday
>Guards come to like him too, he gets permission to leave under heavy security to perform at local events
>Batman doesn't know, runs into Joker in front of a crowd of people with huge smiles laughing uncontrollably
>Goes to beat up Joker
>Batman gets taken down by security
>All according to plan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:44:00 No.29160121 Report

Quoted By:

>>29160093
IN THE EYES OF AN ANGEL

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:44:00 No.29160137 Report

Quoted By: >>29160158

>>29160093
>Catwoman keeps calling and asking if she can take five... or twenty...
>Harley keeps sending little hero outfits to Batman for the kittens.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:45:00 No.29160158 Report

Quoted By:

>>29160137
>Joker asks to keep one
>Throws in it through Bruce's window

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:45:00 No.29160167 Report

Quoted By: >>29160280 >>29160894

>>29160093

>Batman on a gargoyle
>looking down menacingly
>There's a tiny kitten dressed like batman next to him

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:46:00 No.29160169 Report

Quoted By: >>29160212

>>29160093
>Your favorite superhero now has a kitten to take care of and love and cuddle and squeeze and pet forever and ever and ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:46:00 No.29160187 Report

Quoted By: >>29160291

>Joker starts showing up at highly public places all over Gotham
>Cameras everywhere
>Spectacular entrance followed by a live theater performance at each location
>Commits no crimes
>Disappears just as Batman arrives
>Batman's late arrival is used as part of Joker's story to represent unrequited love
>The bat is used as a trope to represent the how quickly and easily happiness can fly away
>The acts are wonderfully touching stories
>The public falls in love with the performances
>Each random appearance becomes more anticipated by the public
>In the final act, Batman is shown to die as a lonely old man
>Gotham Entertainment calls it the saddest story ever told
>Now every time Batman shows up, criminals feel sorry for him
>They give up easily to try and cheer him up
>Crime in Gotham virtually ceases to exist
>Batman is praised for ending crime, even though Joker was ultimately responsible
>Joker did what Batman could never achieve alone

>The only person left committing crimes, however petty, is Joker
>The public allows it because they know stopping Joker is the only thing that makes Batman truly happy
>After all, Batman must have a purpose, or he is just the symbol of fleeting happiness

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:46:00 No.29160189 Report

Quoted By: >>29160300

Was the last thread archived? If so, does anyone have a link?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:47:00 No.29160212 Report

Quoted By:

>>29160169
>Bane has a small, runty kitten that was recently ill, but he nursed it back to health.
>Kitten's name is Snookums.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:48:00 No.29160229 Report

Quoted By:

>>29158808
holy mother of jesus. this is the most authentic sounding premise in the entire thread.

I can't even believe it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:48:00 No.29160236 Report

Quoted By:

>The Joker trick Batman into saving a bunch of kittens
>Batman gives all the kittens to other superheroes
>The kittens have bombs in them

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:50:00 No.29160280 Report

Quoted By:

>>29160167
>Kitten starts to slowly slip down the side of gargoyal.
>Joker rushes in to save it.
>Joker has tiny kitten with a Joker hat on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:51:00 No.29160291 Report

Quoted By:

>>29160187
This turned out much sadder than I intended.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:51:00 No.29160300 Report

Quoted By:

>>29160189
Don't think so, this one is archived already though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:56:00 No.29160401 Report

Quoted By:

>Joker builds a McDonalds next to Wayne Mannor
>for no reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 02:57:00 No.29160423 Report

Quoted By: >>29160477 >>29160961

I know it was done before but
>Joker kidnaps Gordon and various famous people
>Batman arrives to see them literally inches from getting beheaded
>Batman demands them be let go
>Joker agrees, on one condition
>Batman is forced to sing a medley of famous songs
>Joker releases hostages, is arrested and later releases a series of CDs, "Batman's Greatest Covers"

>Joker commits a variety of insane and complicated crimes
>Including stealing every one of Batman's capes till Bruce runs out
>Bats finds the Batmobile gone during one crime
>A week later Batman exits a jewlery store to find the batmobile, repainted in a bright pink with various girly images and girly custom parts
>All his capes have been dyed rainbow
>A note on the front seat reads "Happy First Arrest Anniversary Batsy~ Joker"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 03:00:00 No.29160477 Report

Quoted By:

>>29160423
I love the first one. Basically, I want Joker to be all about trolling Batman and not so much about being homicidal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 03:06:00 No.29160619 Report

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>Joker steals thousands from the banks in Gotham
>Buys a carton of eggs, a gallon of milk, a bag of flour, three boxes of cereal, a package of ground beef, a pack of hamburger buns, a pack of swiss cheese a sack of onion and a pack of strawberry gum
>Joker steals thousands to buy his groceries
>Deposits the rest of the money in the bank he stole from

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 03:10:00 No.29160726 Report

Quoted By: >>29160743

>Batman starts developing a painful rash out of nowhere during the evening
>Batman is then informed by The Joker through a phone call that he had poisoned him in his sleep last night
>Batman is reluctant to believe him, only to hear him say that the poison creates a rash on the victim's arm after 14-24 hours of being infected, which will soon kill them painfully after three hours from developing said rash
>The Joker then says there's an antidote to the poison, and happily tells him the cure is "ever so close to home" while listing out some addresses. He also says that the antidote is specifically hidden in a underwear drawer
>Batman spends the entire night breaking into people's homes and raiding their drawers, much to the disgust of the homeowners and spectators

*cont*

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 03:11:00 No.29160743 Report

Quoted By:

>>29160726

>Rash worsens to an extreme extent
>Batman calls The Joker, screaming at him that the cure wasn't in any of the houses
>The Joker tells him that it "could've" been hidden in those houses
>Batman, outside yells at him again, saying that he is going to spend his final hours tracking him and killing him horrendously
>The Joker: "Sure, you can come over to my house! But I'll have to ask Mom first. Although, Mom will probably say no since you're sick and all and Mom doesn't want sickos in her house. But, since we're buddies and all, I think I could let you in on a little something."
>The Joker hangs up on him. He then emerges from the shadows, face-to-face with Batman.
>The Joker: "Out of all the underwear drawers you've searched, you didn't even check yours? YOUR underwear drawer was riddled with the antidote's juices, you numbskull. That's why it's "ever so close to home". Here you go, I picked up an extra pair in case you were too dutzy to find it yourself. You'll have to eat it, though. By the way, you only have about a minute or so left before you die, so I suggest that you eat it whole!"
>Batman catches the underwear The Joker throws at him
>As Batman is about to eat it, The Joker brings out a camcorder and turns it on

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 03:11:00 No.29160747 Report

Quoted By: >>29160925

>Joker takes Bruce Wayne and the current floozie hes with hostage
>Forces him to go on a double date with him and Harley
>During the date Joker proposes to Harley
>Joker forces Bruce and his date to attend the wedding that same night, along with a variety of other villain
>Wedding goes on without a hitch, Joker and Harley are wed
>Joker forces Bruce at gunpoint to cut the cake
>When the knife cuts into the cake, the top of the cake pops open and hits Bruce with a pie
>Joker jumps on a scooter with Harley, a bundle of cans hanging off the back as they drive off
He files for divorce three days later

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 03:14:00 No.29160824 Report

Quoted By: >>29160847

>mfw "riddled with the antidote's juices"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 03:15:00 No.29160847 Report

Quoted By:

>>29160824
Suddenly, Joker and Riddler teamup?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 03:16:00 No.29160862 Report

Quoted By:

I really wish some writers at DC could see this thread. I'd love for some of these stories to happen. Especially the one with the kittens.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 03:17:00 No.29160894 Report

Quoted By:

>>29160167
>Batcat

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 03:18:00 No.29160925 Report

Quoted By:

>>29160747
I thought this post said "Harvey" every time it said "Harley".
Bizzarre.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 03:20:00 No.29160961 Report

Quoted By: >>29161085 >>29165853 >>29167595

>>29160423
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57zFkL9GSZA

Well he got a great voice it would be a success

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 03:27:00 No.29161085 Report

Quoted By:

>>29160961
How I'd love to be in that audience.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 03:30:00 No.29161156 Report

Quoted By: >>29162438

>Joker disguises himself as a new superhero
>Befriends Oracle
>Spends years gaining her trust
>Start dating
>Get married
>Years later they have a fight
>Oracle: I CAN'T STAND YOU!!!!!
>Reveals himself is Joker and says "YOU CAN'T STAND AT ALL!!!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 03:34:00 No.29161236 Report

Quoted By:

>>29158913
I like this,the kicker is having this be a 3 issue story line.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 03:50:00 No.29161606 Report

Quoted By: >>29162705

archive plox

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 04:18:00 No.29162307 Report

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>this entire thread

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 04:24:00 No.29162438 Report

Quoted By:

>>29161156

Oh my god.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 04:31:00 No.29162640 Report

Quoted By:

>Joker places flyers all over Gotham advertising extraordinary sales not actually recognized by the stores.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 04:34:00 No.29162705 Report

Quoted By:

>>29161606
already archived

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 04:34:00 No.29162718 Report

Quoted By: >>29162870

My idea from last night.

>A millionaires wife has an appointment for breast implants
>The Joker knocks out the surgical staff and takes their place
>he replaces her normal implants with C4 implants and takes her hostage

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 04:40:00 No.29162870 Report

Quoted By: >>29163741

>>29162718

A line stolen from the last thread:

>Take one step closer and this broad's bazongas become bazookas!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 05:12:00 No.29163741 Report

Quoted By: >>29163774 >>29165865

>>29162870
Don't lie, you all read that in Mark Hamill's Joker voice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 05:13:00 No.29163774 Report

Quoted By: >>29164557

>>29163741
I am reading this whole thread in his voice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 05:38:00 No.29164557 Report

Quoted By:

>>29163774
I read your post in his voice, with an added little chuckle at the end

Oh God this thread has turned me insane and I love it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 05:56:00 No.29165143 Report

Quoted By:

This thread is every valuable thing ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 06:01:00 No.29165275 Report

Quoted By: >>29167410

>Joker places 3 large containers of nerve/mustard gas throughout Gotham
>Tells Gotham city and Bats that there are 5 and they will detonate at midnight
>He paints a 1, a 3 and a 5 on each one so Batman and the GPD search frantically for #2 and #4
>At midnight Joker simply hijacks all TV and Radio stations and broadcasts every conceivable fart sound ever and causes the sewers to flow into the streets
>Killer croc is homeless

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 06:10:00 No.29165561 Report

Quoted By: >>29165623 >>29167129

>The Joker gets a job as a pizza delivery boy
>Uses the throws pizzas at strangers, runs them over with his moped, etc. etc.
>Returns to pizza place
>Is fired
>Next day, gets a job at a burger joint
>rinse and repeat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 06:12:00 No.29165623 Report

Quoted By: >>29165941

>>29165561
The Joker should specifically find the places one guy frequents, get a job there, and troll the fuck out of him. Grover style.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 06:21:00 No.29165853 Report

Quoted By:

>>29160961
I-.. wait, what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 06:22:00 No.29165865 Report

Quoted By:

>>29163741
I read every Joker line with mark Hamil's voice

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 06:22:00 No.29165876 Report

Quoted By: >>29165944 >>29166308

>Joker steals the "seat" off of every toilet in gotham
>Joker hijacks kids tv channels and airs nothing but Educational programming
>Joker finds the every Jew in Gotham and super glues loose change in front of their homes in the shape of a swastika
>Joker messes with every electronic traffic sign to say Dead Parents.
>Joker litters Lex Luthor's home with cheesy Superman porn and scatters photoshopped pics of Superman anally raping Lex
>Joker gives Bueno Excellante a sex change
>Joker posses as a substitute teacher and teaches kids how to make pipe bombs, molotovs etc. (destructive shit you'd see on /b/)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 06:25:00 No.29165941 Report

Quoted By:

>>29165623
Better yet, the first place he applies to (let's say it's a pizza place) and he targets one hapless but well-meaning idiot co-worker, and blames everything he does on the guy. Then he stalks him through every burger joint and fast food place the guy applies to, and gets him fired from every job in a hilarious comedy of errors.

The guy would never be smart enough to pin anything on the Joker and he doesn't have the funds to leave the state/country.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 06:25:00 No.29165944 Report

Quoted By: >>29166126

>>29165876
>Joker finds the every Jew in Gotham and super glues loose change in front of their homes in the shape of a swastika
That's not something the Joker would do.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 06:28:00 No.29166040 Report

Quoted By:

>this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 06:33:00 No.29166126 Report

Quoted By:

>>29165944
But everything else right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 06:40:00 No.29166308 Report

Quoted By:

>>29165876
Bueno Excellente would be JUST FINE with being female, I think.

Like that one time Scruffy got genderflipped.

The downside is that unless he's a hambeast he can't do his usual-hm.

Clever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 07:13:00 No.29167129 Report

Quoted By: >>29167274

>>29165561
Slightly more subtly:

>Joker holds staff of burger place hostage
>Forces them to keep working, not letting on to the customers that anything's amiss
>Instructs them to get every order slightly wrong: If customer doesn't want ketchup, you bet it's getting ketchup
>All night gotta listen to complaints and offer refunds to pissed off fatties

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 07:19:00 No.29167274 Report

Quoted By: >>29167383 >>29167475

>>29167129
>Joker eventually decides to troll the rude and annoying customers harder, then stops trolling normal customers altogether
>Joker grows attached to the employees, is hesitant to end the hostage situation, leaves distraught
>Joker gives up his life of crime to open his own chain of fast food restaurants
>Joker Burger becomes its own comedy/slice of life series

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 07:20:00 No.29167308 Report

Quoted By:

>this thread
>mcfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 07:23:00 No.29167383 Report

Quoted By:

>>29167274
Annual crossover specials with Murderburger

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 07:24:00 No.29167410 Report

Quoted By:

>>29165275
This is the best thing ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 07:27:00 No.29167475 Report

Quoted By: >>29167536

>>29167274
>eventually there's one customer who's too obnoxious for the Joker to handle.
>gives customer a sachet of mustard gas instead of mustard
>hilarity(?) ensues

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 07:27:00 No.29167495 Report

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this fucking thread

i ain't even gonna try myself just to keep it's purity.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 07:28:00 No.29167505 Report

Quoted By:

/co/, you are fucking awesome sometimes!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 07:33:00 No.29167536 Report

Quoted By:

>>29167475
Also a graceful way to bow out of the Joker Burger series and bring him back to normal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 07:34:00 No.29167595 Report

Quoted By:

>>29160961
Batman, I want... your virginity

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 07:35:00 No.29167599 Report

Quoted By: >>29167696

>>29157502

Joker's defense: "Aww, c'mon, Batsy! Don't be a [spoilers]bunch of sour grapes![/spoilers]"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 07:38:00 No.29167696 Report

Quoted By:

>>29167599
>>29167556

You really need to work on your spoilering.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 07:39:00 No.29167715 Report

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>>29157826
>>29157316
>>29157237
>>29157167
>>29156822
>mfw rofl!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 07:42:00 No.29167826 Report

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>>29157587
That was "Batman: R.I.P". And it was AWESOME.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 07:46:00 No.29167950 Report

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>The joker contaminates the town water supply with a neurotoxin that cause every other noun in peoples day to day speech replaced with penis

>thousands die

!oH4Xx2Olmo

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!oH4Xx2Olmo Mon 29 Aug 2011 07:59:00 No.29168167 Report

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>>29157923
Wait, I actually got this one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 08:02:00 No.29168287 Report

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>Joker gets Batman & Robin in a building with a huge bomb and no way out
>Joker starts telling jokes over the p.a. system
>If anyone laughs, the building blows up
>He finally gets bored of telling jokes and makes himself laugh, causing the building to blow up

The Blue Man !!CYv26H2+MUs

The Blue Man !!CYv26H2+MUs Mon 29 Aug 2011 08:03:00 No.29168301 Report

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>>29159049
Jamie?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 08:06:00 No.29168386 Report

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Bump.

!oH4Xx2Olmo

!oH4Xx2Olmo Mon 29 Aug 2011 08:07:00 No.29168433 Report

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>>29158078
>Damian Wayne
No.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 08:09:00 No.29168466 Report

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>Joker kidnaps every robotic expert it the world.
>Forces them to build him an army of robots
>Has the robots repaint every parking spot is Gotham.
>Every parking spot is now so small, only Joker's clown car can fit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 08:13:00 No.29168566 Report

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This thread reminds me of a real Joker story, one that I love because it shows him doing ordinary things in a Joker way. It's the christmas one with him and Robin, and he goes and gets a milkshake during Christmastime, and I just love it. It's still him killing people, sure, but just...He talks like such a regular guy in that one, it's like he's just going about his day with a buddy and just happens to kill people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 08:13:00 No.29168577 Report

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>Joker steals every car in Gotham, even the Batmobile.
>Replaces them with Unicycles.
>Everyone is forced to ride Unicycles.
>There's an exciting Unicycle chase scene with Batman and Joker

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 08:14:00 No.29168591 Report

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>Joker becomes head of Marvel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 08:14:00 No.29168595 Report

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These two were from the old thread

>Joker kidnaps and knocks out a public bus driver
>He steals the man's uniform and proceeds to take his place
>Joker drives through the guy's route without stopping for a single person
>All the while, he's laughing his head off and singing "Wheels on the Bus"

Or...
>Joker sneaks into an Alcoholic's Anonymous meeting
>He spikes the coffee
>He sec

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 08:17:00 No.29168668 Report

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>The camera is following Batman. He looks pissed
>He walks into a music store, obviously giving chase to someone
>The store is dark, with a lone spotlight. The Joker sits, a guitar in his lap
>Batman is about to say something when the joker stops him, and without a word, starts to strum the guitar
>The Joker plays the guitar for a few minutes.
>Attacks with guitar.

I just..think it'd be cool to see the Joker with guitars

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 08:19:00 No.29168695 Report

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>>29168566
Paul Dini wrote that issue, iirc. He has his flaws but the man knows how to write a fun Joker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 08:28:00 No.29168901 Report

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>>29168433
Wait, I only watched TAS. What's happening here?..

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 08:29:00 No.29168923 Report

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>>29168901

He fucked Talia Al Ghul, and now has a son as a result of said fucking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 09:06:00 No.29169760 Report

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>>29168923
They gave Batman a son in the comics? That’s the most retarded thing I’ve ever heard. In my entire life.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 09:13:00 No.29169921 Report

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This thread made me Bueno hard

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Anonymous Mon 29 Aug 2011 14:22:00 No.29175214 Report

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>>29169760
Nah, Damian is awesome.

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