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!!sapMkWZiqgy No.29387563 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
You think you own whatever board you post on
4chan is just a dead thing you can claim
But I know every anon and lurker and meme
Has a life, has a spirit, has a name

You think the only users who aren't newfags
Are the people who and and think like you
But if you walk the footsteps of a lurker
You'll learn things you never knew you never knew

Have you ever heard the fa/tg/uys stat the blue corn moon
Or asked the raging /v/irgin why he rages?
Can you sing with all the voices of the mountains?
Can you use with all the memes of the wind?
Can you use with all the memes of the wind?

Come run the hidden pine trails of the forest
Come cook the sunsweet berries of the earth
Come roll in all the riches all around you
And for once, never wonder what they're source

The /co/mrades and the /toy/soilders are my brothers
The /k/amado and the fa/tv/irgin are my friends
And we are all connected to each other
In a circle, in a hoop that never ends

How high will the sycamore grow?
If you sage it down, then you'll never know
And you'll never hear the the fa/tg/uys stat the blue corn moon

For whether we are new or old fags
We need to sing with all the voices of the mountains
We need to learn the all the memes of the wind

You can own the not fail and still
All you'll own is not fail until
You Can you use with all the memes of the wind.