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>>29979947 he has one hell of a boner
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>>29979947 All I see in that picture is his boner and his comically huge ears.
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Ah, yes, Boner Robin, a classic
Anonymous
is that a boner, or an athletic cup 3 sizes too big for him?
Anonymous
Cosplay thread? Pic related.
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>>29980043 I think the official story is he was wearing his cup wrong.
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>>29980058 >nopedsohardmyfloorturnedtonope Whourse !!hjP2KXSuJgj
>>29980058 unfourtunatly
thats not a cosplay....
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that's the kind of boner that i would be proud to carry.
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If only he was hover-handing.
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>boner robin >bad Shut the fuck up, tripfag.
Anonymous
>>29980058 That's not cosplay.
That's MUCH worse.
Anonymous
Anonymous Prime !!52Q3LB1fqFv
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>>29980195 Think if Dr. Frankenstein was a neckbeard shut-in.
Anonymous
The Raven is so flat I have to wonder if Trap....
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I love these threads.
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>>29980195 Imagine...If a person took a human skeleton and spent several years building it into an anthro sonic character that he often goes shopping with and buys clothes for.
Because that is what happened.
Anonymous
Jackie Smazz !!h+W0Cdgvd+H
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I only saved a reaction image, but you can imagine what the rest looked like.
Anonymous
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>>29980226 Believe it or not Raven is not the trap in that picture
But boner robin is actually a girl Anonymous
Anonymous
>>29980289 I troll you not sir.
NO. FUCKING. TROLLING
Anonymous
>>29980289 I'm sorry you had to find out this way.
Anonymous
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>>29980320 Um, is there a way I can, I don't know, read about this or something? Where can I find the story?
>>29980325 I don't think there's any good way to find out...
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>>29980258 That just raises further questions!
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>>29980289 There's no good answer we can give you, anon. We can only share in your horror.
Anyone have the pictures of the partially built body? I forgot to save them the last time they were posted.
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>>29980345 I'd say she wanted it to look like that, so it's great. Gotta love that hair
Anonymous
>>29980371 Relax, it's not an actual skeleton.
It's just a wooden replica of one.
Anonymous
Anonymous
I don't think I've ever seen a good Manhattan cosplay.
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>>29980258 >If a person took a human skeleton and spent several years building it into an anthro sonic character >often goes shopping with and buys clothes for >Shopping for a giant furry doll >A HAND BUILT furry doll I've heard a lot of shit but that's like one of the epitomes of no life. So much wasted time, effort, and potential.
Anonymous
>>29980391 This is true. My bad. It was a wooden skeleton that the guy painstakingly carved.
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>>29980391 Where did anyone get the idea that it was a wooden skeleton? Because the pictures I saw sure as fuck looked like human bones to me.
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>>29980426 Which somehow doesn't make it any less creepy
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Boner Robin is quite infamous and well known (chiefly because he is the owner of Cosplay Deviants), but any idea of who was the Raven accompnying him in that pic?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>human skeleton Like.. human remains? This is possibly the worst thread I've ever seen on 4chan. And I've seen some shit on /x/ and /b/
Anonymous
>>29980426 >>29980391 This just barely helps. And I guess this picture might be relevant to the thread.
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>>29980258 Is there an ED article on this guy?
Anonymous
Gotta get clothes that fit you know.
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>>29980406 >No exposed penis -10/10
uninstalled windows
blew up my computer
killed my dog
moved to africa
joined a child soldier regiment
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this guy is a master
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>>29980470 I actually first saw this on /x/
Anonymous
Oh, some of you still don't know about Sally?
Here, take this and pray to your gods.
http://gradendine.deviantart.com/gallery/6707662 Anonymous
>>29980473 That pic is VERY obvious fake.
Anonymous
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>>29980470 It looked like he had dug up a skeleton, reassembled it with wire, then padded it with foam. I'm not entirely convinced that the bones were carved out of wood, because they looked really, REALLY authentic.
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>>29980406 Hah, I was at that con and ran into the guy. I remember talking to him, and it sounded like it was honestly something thrown together at the last minute.
Still hilarious to look at
Anonymous
>>29980426 thats what he wants you to think for legal reasons
i'll tell you right now, bones are cheap
you can buy 90% of a skeleton for less than 60 dollars
only the skull and hands are of any value
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>>29980473 OH GOD
WHY
WHY DID I CLICK THAT
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>>29980513 That's it, burn down the internet.
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>>29980513 > They're wood. > I carved them with two anatomy books as references. > Using real bones would be sooooo many levels of creepy. Heh
Anonymous
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>I got advice from my mother on how to do her muscles, and she did teach me how to sew (about 27 years ago) but no, I'm the only one who has worked on her. That's some Bates Hotel level creepy right there.
Anonymous
>>29980473 Why would you save that picture to your computer man?
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>>29980473 I WHY'D SO HARD
!bgREVLN8FU
>>29980522 Nope, it's real.
The guy is a Brazilian artist, and the dog was apparently put down a few days before.
Anonymous
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>>29980513 I am getting some seriously creepy Dr.Frankenstein vibes here.
Anonymous
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>>29980391 Horse shit it's not.
We only have his word that it's not, you trust someone who made that fucking thing?
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>>29980627 Sometimes, when I wonder what I'm doing with my life, I look at that picture. I think to myself "Well, at least I'm not doing that."
Anonymous
See, /co/? They're wood. Just wood. Not real bones at all. He certainly didn't dig up anyone's grave in order to get these. Nor did he kill anyone and strip their flesh in an acid bath to get the bones nice and clean. Not in the slightest.
Anonymous
>I was pretty terrified too when she went into a rant about how little effort and work I put into her tail pic related
Anonymous
Oh hey, just so you guys know: The only source of information that these bones are wooden is from the guy himself. The guy currently using them to create a life sized Sally doll for him to marry.
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>>29980650 >>29980650 > Nope, it's real. Then provide a source for it.
Anonymous
>>29980571 >bones are cheap True. In fact, some of the skeletons on The Pirates of the Caribbean at Disneyland are real because it costs less than getting replicas. The movie Poltergeist used real skeletons in the scene where the chick is in the pool with all the skeletons. THAT SHIT WAS REAL.
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>>29980675 The hands and feet seem to be wood, the rest is probably real.
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>>29980690 Where is this man's caretaker?
Anonymous
>>29980692 Marry? Wonder what his family thinks. Hell, I wonder what the creator of Sonic would think if he saw all this shit.
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Those are not made of wood. They are far too intricate to be made of wood, and nobody goes to that level of detail if they're just using them for a puppet.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>29980747 fun fact, several people involved with that scene became deathly ill from contracting corpus disease from those corpses and one person DIED as a direct result
as i recalled it, pretty much everyone involved in poltergeist died horrible painful deaths
not really OP !JSN8X5.Us.
uhm... speaking of cosplay... Just started working on this... uh, its not too bad so far, right?
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>>29980788 Yeah that movie killed urbody involved.
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>>29980794 It's not made out of human bones or dead animals so yes 10/10
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>>29980794 Not bad at all, actually.
Anonymous
>>29980794 you're going to need some red led's on those cards, mon fromage
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Anonymous
>>29980675 This man has people trapped in his basement, no doubt.
Anonymous
>>29980760 >Wonder what his family thinks Where do you think he got the bones?
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>>29980844 people with missing bones
and perhaps... boneitis!
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>>29980473 This doesn't even really bother me aside from the fact that he desecrated his dog's body.
I mean it looks stupid as fuck but I'm not freaking out over here.
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>>29980794 Keep going. More detail. Great start.
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>>29980863 MOTHER HELPED ME LEARN ALL ABOUT FEMALE MUSCLES
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>>29980863 I figured he just used bones from the neighborhood girl scouts that were visiting that area to sell cookies.
Anonymous
>>29980788 > as i recalled it, pretty much everyone involved in poltergeist died horrible painful deaths No, that's an urban legend. Two people involved with the movie died tragic, violent deaths. That's it.
Anonymous
>>29980863 he got his anatomy "tips" from his mother, if you catch my drift
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I've been thinking about cosplaying as Doctor Doom but I can't find a way to not look like I have a giant cylinder on my head instead of a good looking mask.
Chimichanga !!Z35HNha4FuB
I'm full of Maker's. lets do this.
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>>29980794 I'd say medium good cosplay. On the way to being really good.
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>>29980513 Oh Gradendine, I remember back before you set up a DeviantART account, when you spent your days simply obsessing over Sally and bitching about your girlfriend to FurToonia. She was nothing like your ideal girl, Sally, you kept saying. You kept wishing you could make Sally real.
Guess you got your wish. How's your girlfriend doing, anyway?
Just kidding, she's dead Anonymous
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>>29980925 BY TIPS YOU MEAN SEX, RIGHT?
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>>29980915 Don't even bother, brah. People love the POLTERGEIST CURSE because it just sounds cool. Nobody wants to listen to reason on that one.
Anonymous
>>29980794 See
>>29980827 And try to find some red contacts and tight black leather pants, if you can. Otherwise it looks pretty good.
Anonymous
I don't get how it doesn't bug this man at all to have a human sized, furry abomination laying around his apartment. How does he sleep at night? It's terrifying looking.
Chimichanga !!Z35HNha4FuB
Anonymous
>>29980949 I'm not going to sleep tonight.
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>>29980935 >that foam Thing This is perfection.
Anonymous
>>29981005 I just don't understand the world.
Anonymous
not really OP !JSN8X5.Us.
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>>29980972 obviously, he sleeps with said abomination in his arms, its soft lifeless head resting against his chest.
Chimichanga !!Z35HNha4FuB
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>>29981025 I feel like maybe this guy lost a huge bet or something.
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>>29980935 >egg carton Thing we have a winnar
that Thing is so bad it's awesome, on it's way back to being bad again
I'm stealing that for Halloween this year
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>>29980972 In my fantasy world this thing would come alive and before his dried piss and cum covered cock could twitch in anticipation he'd realize it moved in a spastic jerking motion, barely able to stand upright. It's out for blood and it wants nothing more than to murder its creator for giving it such a miserable appearance.
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>>29981005 Now THAT'S nightmare-inducing...
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>>29981052 >cunt destroyer Anonymous
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>>29980935 The fuck are Wonder Woman and Supergirl doing there?
Chimichanga !!Z35HNha4FuB
not really OP !JSN8X5.Us.
>>29980968 on my "to get" list,
-red contacts
-knee high "goth-like" boots"
-tight black leather pants
-gloves to be cut appropriately.
-blue shit to finish the cowl.
thank you folks for the help and encouragement.
Anonymous
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>>29981005 "Hey Sonic, would you fuck me? I'd fuck me...I'd fuck me hard."
Chimichanga !!Z35HNha4FuB
I'm not sure what is going on here.
Anonymous
>>29980972 Seriously, it looks like it could get up and start moving. Just imagine, if you were into fucking lifelike furry sex dolls, cuddling up beside her and the next morning she's just gone.
And she's sitting at the kitchen table, with a knife laid out in front of her. It's not the biggest knife in your cutlery, but it is the sharpest, and it has a terrible, serrated edge. It's perfect for thinly slicing pieces of meat. And she does this
every
single
night
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>>29981140 Sure thing, dude. You got the build so it's all down to how you can create the costume.
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>>29981162 Nigglypuff does not belong in a bad cosplay thread.
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>>29981189 >serrated edge >perfect for thinly slicing pieces of meat Man you had it going pretty good for a while, then you had to mess it up.
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>>29981189 YOU TALKING SHIT ON MY WIFE?!
Anonymous
>>29980473 DUDE WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!???
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>>29981232 Exactly what it looks like.
Anonymous
>>29980988 You weren't there. You don't know the half of it.
Even back then, he was considered creepy. And this is from the same people who get off to shit that would traumatize ordinary people like us. Like, he talked about Sally like she was a real person, like she was his "lover". He'd talk about dates he wanted to take her on, about how he wanted to hold her and caress her and make her feel safe. Then whenever someone brought up he had a girlfriend, he'd always fly off the handle and rage about how she was a fucking bitch who didn't give him what Sally could give him, about how he just wanted her to "fucking die painfully". More than once he stated that if murdering her would bring Sally to him, he'd do it in a heartbeat.
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>>29981189 Dude made her have a really long neck
Chimichanga !!Z35HNha4FuB
You have to look hard on this one.
Anonymous
>>29981189 Does.. does it have fleshlight built into it?
Please tell me no
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>>29981182 I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
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I thought this thread would be for funny shit! What the fuck happened here I will not be able to sleep tonight
Anonymous
>>29981247 What the fuck man.
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>>29981189 So a person sat down wanting to make a human sized stuffed animal type thing and their first conclusion was to use actual bones?
I suddenly understand serial killers
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>>29981287 One would have to assume that it does.
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>>29981284 whats the guy with the green head suppose to be?
>i win,,, Anonymous
>>29981331 Pretty sure it's that thing in the upper right.
Anonymous
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>>29981189 >>29981247 has this ever been brought to /x/'s attention?
because it may not be paranormal or alive, but holy shit
that is creepy as fuck
>captcha: 'traumatic hiplysa Chimichanga !!Z35HNha4FuB
Anonymous
>>29981247 This man needs medication. All of them. All of the medicatons.
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>>29981284 There's a furry in there somewhere, right?
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>>29981284 There's a shitton of Batmen in it, and Blaquaman. Is it Blaquaman?
Anonymous
>>29981345 The thing that looks like a burn victim Mr. Miracle?
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>>29981189 FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
ehhhhhhhhh ok i'm done
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>>29981405 Yeah, though I hadn't noticed Blaquaman.
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how's this for a costume?
Anonymous
>>29981284 Wait... Is there a pony hiding behind the Batmen??
Anonymous
>>29981005 From Penny Arcade's Tycho:
"So many surreal things happen at an Anime convention that it would be difficult to choose one item. Well, usually. This time it wasn’t very hard at all.
This anguished man dressed as a female hedgehog communicates a great deal about what it is to be human.
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>>29981314 >>29981359 >>29981377 By the way? I wasn't joking about his girlfriend being dead.
If I remember correctly it was actually a car crash or something, though. I don't think he really stabbed her and harvested her bones for the birth of his perfect love.
Chimichanga !!Z35HNha4FuB
>>29981345 >>29981405 Mister Miracle likes to watch yo sleep. All night. Every night.
Anonymous
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>>29981359 I think it had at one point, but /x/ is so overrun with /b/tards it's nearly impossible to get a good, nostalgic creepy thread going.
Why can't you love her, /co/? Look at her, she's practically beggin for your unconditional love and affection.
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>>29981474 The reflective look on his face really does make the picture.
Anonymous
>>29981504 Is it actually a girl?
If so, yeah I guess I can put my penis in that.
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>>29981489 I'd fuck her, is that bad?
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>>29981504 Oh god it doesn't even have a mouth. I didn't find it all that unsettling until I noticed that.
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>>29981504 Fuck you.
This isn't funny any more.
Anonymous
>>29981504 She's practically begging to murder my loved one on our wedding day and then flee off to the arctic.
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This doesn't top Sally but it's still pretty fucking creepy.
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>>29981522 Again, that's just the skeleton with the skin draped around it.
There is no human present in that picture.
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>>29981522 oh, it's a girl alright.
or at least it was. when it was alive.
Anonymous
>>29981544 i like you
you've read the novel of Frankenstein
i want to hold you down and forcibly spoon with you in the nude
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>>29981504 Those legs...those fucking legs.
This thing looks so sickly. Even if you did want to fuck Sally how could you look at this abomination with pride? It literally looks like road kill.
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>>29981504 Ok, that's just scary.
This has to be creepier than CWC...
Anonymous
>>29981604 keep in mind
chris oftens spoons with his mother
and his father would often yell at chris for bothering his mother for kisses all the time
he has even admitted to having a wet dream about his mother
and his father is dead now
nothing can stop him from plundering his sleeping mother's forbidden areas
his love quest is finally over!
Anonymous
>>29981658 He finally got his honest and true girlfriend. Whether she wants him or not.
Anonymous
>>29981504 You guys don't seriously think he's going to stop here, do you?
His plan, his ultimate plan, is to have a "living", "breathing" Sally to keep him company. He's not going to stop at just a creepy doll with human remains as support.
I suspect his next move will be to add the niceties that mimic a living being, such as breathing and generating body heat. To say that he's not also going to try to make her...uh...sexually compatible would be rather off, though I don't think that's what he'll do next (he doesn't think of her sexually, he thinks of her romantically).
Just think, /co/: you are witnessing the slow birth of an abomination. And there's nothing you can do to stop it.
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>>29981712 Reminds me of Gonterman.
Anonymous
>>29981712 So it's feasible that one day he'll figure out how to implant a human uterus in it and somehow impregnate it with his seed?
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>>29981712 i suspect he will kidnap a small gril
lobotomize her so she becomes a gibbering corpus, the living dead
he will then place her in that felt sally acorn costume where she will struggle to breath between hot dickings and spoon fulls of tapioca pudding
Anonymous
>>29981757 I don't think that'll happen, so we can take solace in the fact that he will never be able to breed with this...thing.
Unless there's some kind of dark magic still present in the world, in which case all hope will be lost.
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>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlapncFRZoE The first 10 seconds of this video is my reaction to this thread.
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>>29981711 >>29981658 But what will happen when Snorlax dies?
He'll be out on the streets again trying to "find" that perfect girl again!
Anonymous
>>29981712 It's like something that HP Lovecraft would write. And it's actually happening.
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>>29981544 >>29981621 Aw fuck I'm reading that and you guys totally ruined it
Anonymous
what the fuck is so great about sally acorn anyways? coulden't this cunt fall in love with some one from literature at least, not a god damned child's cartoon based on a second rate videogame?
Anonymous
>>29981284 it makes me feel special that nobody has found this one out yet. check out the top right corner guys.
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>>29981819 >second rate video game That's a little harsh man.
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>>29981853 oh well
in my mind,
i am the star
its me.
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>>29981344 Now there's a true hero.
Anonymous
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>>29981853 So it's not the blue pony behind the second Batman from the right?
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>>29981344 a bunch of baby ducks :D
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>>29981926 the fear in the dog's eyes just pisses me off. furries shouldn't be able to own animals
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>>29981926 Those eyes.
Are FAR.
TOO.
BIG.
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>>29981927 There's not even any guarantee that that's a pony.
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>>29981927 If it is, you're still not the first one to point it out.
>>29981467 Anonymous
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>>29981926 Every time I see this it's still creepy.
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>>29981819 >based on a second rate videogame? Hey now...let's not get hasty here
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>>29981926 The fuck am I looking at here?
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>>29981982 You guys can't see it but I'm frowning right now.
Anonymous
I wish moot would shut down that other piece of shit he's trying to run so that this piece of shit would run properly
Captain Rocket !!W/AHawOYO9V
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DON'T WORRY GUYS. I got this.
Anonymous
>>29981712 >>29981757 >>29981784 It's not going to stop.
Some slender college girl is going to be fuckingg clubbed, stuffed into that suit, the suit so tight around her, sewn around her.
the gloves dulling her finger nails, stealing any ability she would have had to remove the suit.
He'll use a harsh touch at first, beating her if she refers to herself as anything other than sally. Once she becomes more compliant he can educate her on her new role. Then he'll only have to starve her to get what he wants.
Eventually the abuse will be too much, never seeing her own face, her own skin, will break her.
Anonymous
>>29982024 4chan and canvas are unrelated.
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>>29981982 I dunno, this looks pretty accurate anon.
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>>29982033 They are hosted on the same servers, hence the hiccups we always get
Anonymous
I'm a 26 year old man that has fought a war and i've never been so terrified in my life by a fellow human being before. It's like i'm a small skinny kid again.
Anonymous
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>>29982032 >the gloves dulling her finger nails, stealing any ability she would have had to remove the suit. This is where you're wrong. He's just going to rip her fingernails off. By the time they grow back he'll have beaten her into submission.
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>>29982091 The question is... what suit will the child wear?
Captain Rocket !!W/AHawOYO9V
Alright so I am seeing pictures that I have. WHO TOOK MY HORROR FILE? Also, straight from MY FAP FOLDER.....
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>>29981504 Even the doll looks exasperated by this guy's shit.
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>>29982064 Steve is that you?
Anonymous
>>29982032 Human girl? Abuse? My dear sir, I think you underestimate what kind of lunatic you are dealing with.
This man is not interested in humans. Any human female who touches Sally has to do so with his express permission. He felt as though his girlfriend was a "horrible bitch", and "nothing like my Sally". He has said time and again that no woman could ever compare to Sally, which underlies what he truly feels: human women are impure and unclean. To force one to pretend to be Sally would only make a farce of his beloved.
He is not trying to create a human who believes she's Sally Acorn. He is trying to create Sally Acorn. From scratch. Once he is finished with the suit, he will not leave his apartment or house or wherever he's taken residence. He will alienate his friends and family.
Because they will not understand. They will take her from him.
His beloved Sally Acorn.
Anonymous
>>29982128 Everything in this thread makes me want to vomit.
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>>29981504 Notice the Jolly Rancher wrapper on the ground? So on top of being a creepy asshole that makes furry sex dolls out of human skeletons he's also a disgusting slob. Fabulous.
Anonymous
>>29982032 >bust into the house as doctor robotnik >knock the guy out, wrap her in tinfoil >AHAHA, I HAVE ROBOTICISED HER >knock him out >leave a dummy under a sheet in the bed >when he wakes up, he thinks it was a dream, go to the bed >doctor robotnik doll >trollface >unwrap her miles away, cut off the suit >robotnik saves the day Anonymous
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Yea yea you fall in love yaddy yaddy yadda. Sue me.
Anonymous
>>29981504 Is it bad that my first thought upon seeing this was, "God, this guy has awful fashion sense"?
Captain Rocket !!W/AHawOYO9V
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>>29982168 As they say in the show biz...
YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET!!!
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>>29982164 >Your face when you realize once we have life-like androids, assholes like this will openly walk around in public with their 'wives' Anonymous
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It puts Sonic in the Megadrive or else it doesn't get to stay alive.
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I go to cons all the time and I've never seen anything that even remotely parallels these I feel like I'm missing out
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>>29982220 I thought the same thing actually.
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>>29982064 Cap, what are you doing in this thread?! You shouldn't have to see things like this!
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>>29981284 GOT IT!!! Giant fucking Gleek head infront of the Green Arrows!!
RedHood !pUjXxfDMqY
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Jackie Smazz !!h+W0Cdgvd+H
>>29982164 I get the feeling if you destroyed his Sally doll he'd break and start acting like her like that Christmas episode of King of the Hill where Bill acted like Lenore.
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>>29981658 you made me puke a little
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>>29982164 the more I hear about this guy, the more I'm reminded of this movie
a socially awkward guy orders a lifelike sex doll and treats it like she's real. Takes her out, takes baths with her, eats dinner ect.
and the community actually starts kinda going, "well this is weird, but the guys just lonely and awkward, we'll play along"
and everyone's cool with it. Until he goes nuts and claims she's dying, mostly because everyone's giving her more attention than him.
except the sally guy sounds less loveable loser and more "oh god you're frightening me"
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>>29982264 But this is a BAD cosplay thread.
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>>29982284 >implying he doesn't have like 4 or 5 of these things Anonymous
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>>29982264 what's wrong with those?
the two girls are hot
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>>29982304 I only partially agree with you.
Anonymous
>>29982264 Why is Velma hotter then Daphne?
Anonymous
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>>29982340 Because you are blind.
Anonymous
>>29982340 Because she is.
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>>29982180 Motherfucker, that's the funniest thing I've heard so far today.
Anonymous
>>29980794 Not bad. It looks like you're not flabby under those clothes, so I'd suggest making the shirt tighter for a more professional, tailor made look. Store-bought stuff isn't made to fit individuals so much as demographics.
Pic related. Tutorial's for women's fashion, but it'll work for guys too.
I'd also go with skinny jeans. Hipster as fuck for normal wear, but good for superhero costumes. Might be hard to find some that have a normal waistline, though.
You can probably make the shin guards by googling for Pepakura designs related to games or motorcycles and transferring them to craft foam.
There's a great tutorial series on YouTube by guys that make awesome looking costumes and props. Their Pepakura/Craft Foam tute series is on this playlist:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c51gUa8VW-k&feature=list_related&playnext=1&list=SP2CCB9F D501F7FC39
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>>29982340 because push-up bra
King of Zeroes !7UuFlSzPOY
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>This fucking thread.
Anonymous
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>>29980915 'mary ann" and the preacher dude both died of long standing diseases. not sure about the girl, but everyone new the dude was dying way before the film even started filming.
Anonymous
>>29981982 1: Is that Boner Robin?
2: The girl on the right is actually kind of cute.
Anonymous
>>29981284 there are several bad costumes in here. But to me all i see and all that matters is that not only is George Perez in the picture but his Niece Milla Bishop, who is honestly the hottest most beautiful and amazing cosplayer ever... and is extremely sweet and nice too, is Supergirl in the picture.
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I was hoping to come in this thread to remind myself why I need to shed a couple of pounds before Halloween. I did not want to know about this insane corpse puppeteer and his grave robbed furry bride.
Anonymous
>>29981926 Ohgodwhatthefuck.jpg
Anonymous
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Tanzler >One evening in April, 1933, Tanzler crept through the cemetery where Hoyos was buried and removed her body from the mausoleum, carting it through the cemetery after dark on a toy wagon, and transporting it to his home. He reportedly said that Elena's spirit would come to him when he would sit by her grave and serenade her corpse with a favorite Spanish song. He also said that she would often tell him to take her from the grave. Tanzler attached the corpse's bones together with wire and coat hangers, and fitted the face with glass eyes. As the skin of the corpse decomposed, Tanzler replaced it with silk cloth soaked in wax and plaster of paris. As the hair fell out of the decomposing scalp, Tanzler fashioned a wig from Hoyos's hair that had been collected by her mother and given to Tanzler not long after her burial in 1931. Tanzler filled the corpse's abdominal and chest cavity with rags to keep the original form, dressed Hoyos's remains in stockings, jewelry, and gloves, and kept the body in his bed. Tanzler also used copious amounts of perfume, disinfectants, and preserving agents, to mask the odor and forestall the effects of the corpse's decomposition. RedHood !pUjXxfDMqY
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>>29982602 I kinda like that cosplay. But it became pretty funny looking when you see 6 Batmen lurking in the back.
Anonymous
>>29982630 You know, I never really payed attention to those weird black things under Ash's eyes until I saw this. What the hell were they supposed to be?
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>>29982641 ...I don't even...
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>>29982416 Pic relatedOops. Forgot pic, then pic was too large to post.
<---- There we go.
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>>29981926 I love/feel sorry for that fucking dog, it just has the biggest "I've seen some shit" look about it.
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>>29982693 Scuff marks because he's a little kid playing around in the wild.
...I think
Anonymous
>>29979947 The only bad part of OP's pick is that ugly Robin.
Think I'll just leave this here...
Anonymous
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>>29981356 Eh, Megabyte does look retarded. But on the other hand, Bob, Enzo and Matrix all look pretty good
Crossdresser
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>>29982724 why porn...
link to watch for free/download?
Anonymous
>>29982724 Does it count as cosplay if it's porn?
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>>29982641 Oh god why
I keep trying to leave but shit like this drags me back in
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>this entire fucking thread >ALL OF IT
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This is all the only cosplay pic I've got
Anonymous
>>29982595 You know, it might be... and sick, dude, she looks 14.
Anonymous
>>29980058 Does this guy have a website?
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>>29982641 I've kind of gotten past being afraid of ghosts,demons, the boogey man or whatever the fuck. It's some human beings that scare me most nowadays. The shit some people are capable of....
Anonymous
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>>29982641 Well, thank you, /co/. Thank you. When I die and go to Hell, I now know exactly what will be trying to kill me. I spent six years repressing every memory I could of this, and now it's back. With a furry version, to boot.
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>>29980058 >>29980675 >>29981189 >>29981504 yea, this shit makes me want to delete all of my furrt porn and never, EVER go on the internet again...
Anonymous
>>29982807 His Deviantart was linked further up in the thread.
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>>29980935 >the Thing made of foam cushions Don't change a thing.
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>>29982805 It was just an observation. I didn't say I wanted to fuck her.
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>>29982641 you forgot the part where he fitted her with a homemade fleshlight.
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>>29982873 Thanks, I think.
God, 9 and a half years working on that monstrosity.
Anonymous
Can someone with photoshop abilities combine the face of that
>>29981504 and that
>>29982641 ?
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>>29982961 NOPE
LEAVING THE THREAD NOW
GOODNIGHT, GODSPEED
Anonymous
>>29982961 You're a monster.
...
I like the cut of your jib.
Anonymous
>>29980513 I've posted some things lately that may surprise, shock, or even disgust others.
If I take them down, my mask wins.
I can't be the one to take them down because that would betray my creative-energies.
I'll do more things.
I'll do other things.
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>>29983043 I like the cut of his hair
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>>29982961 If someone does this I will get a tattoo of said face on my arm and deliver with photographs.
Anonymous
>>29983066 They always talk like that don't they?
"Yeah, I made a furry love doll out of human remains. Some people might find that a tad weird or whatever but hey..."
Anonymous
>>29983066 >Some people are consumed by their masks. >I've started to take mine off. >I can hear my muse again. >I can create again. Oh god oh god OH GOD I'M ACTUALLY KIND OF FUCKING TERRIFIED
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>>29983128 "Yeah I dug up my girlfriend's corpse and made a doll with her bones, but hey, she wasn't using them right? Heh ha, am I right?"
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>>29983158 He's going to kill again.
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The only comforting notion about this guy is he'd be way to fucking stupid and sheltered to hide his tracks if he literally flew even deeper off the deep end and tried to get "fresher" parts for his Sally doll.
Anonymous
>>29983158 GOOD. Good. Embrace the fear. The fear is all that will keep you alive.
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>>29983158 When the reports start coming in about the police finding the bodies of women thrown in ditches with their bones removed, remind me to tip the police about this guy
King of Zeroes !7UuFlSzPOY
Anonymous
>>29983066 It kinda sounds like Rorschach is saying this. It makes me want to die.
Anonymous
>>29983066 >I'll do more things. >I'll do other things. >I'll do more things. >I'll do other things. >I'll do more things. >I'll do other things. >I'll do more things. >I'll do other things. >I'll do more things. >I'll do other things. >I'll do more things. >I'll do other things. >I'll do more things. >I'll do other things. >I'll do more things. >I'll do other things. If I ever write a horror novel this is going to be written on the walls of the killer's basement.
Anonymous
Here is his attempt at a webcomic
Anonymous
oh my god this thread I want to leave, but I can't I CAN'T
King of Zeroes !7UuFlSzPOY
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>>29983345 >Rorschach >Pronouns and articles. Anonymous
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>>29983358 If I ever write a horror novel it will be about this guy. A bunch of people will somehow get locked in his house. Probably so he can slowly wait for them to die, for parts. Then somebody sees his collection of furry dolls. They freak out, and somehow break one. THEN shit gets serious.
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>>29983358 Have that written all over the walls in black ink, except for one tiny corner where the phrase "I can hear my muse again, I can create again" is written in red ink, and I think you've got a good basis for a really fucked up character.
Anonymous
>>29983158 >I can hear my muse again >She tells me to do things >Horrible things... Anonymous
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>>29983459 >She tells me do things >And I done runnin'. Anonymous
So I'm an extraterrestrial who was sent to this planet to initiat first contact. But now...no. We can't allow a species that is capable of such a thing to live. I'm sorry but you have to die monkeys.
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>>29983493 Based on this thread, I don't blame you.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>29983493 can't you just kill the one guy who did it?
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>>29983397 Yes. Society has to burn. Horrible, constricting society. It's wicked for his precious Sally. They'd try to hurt her. Take her for themselves. Touch her. Violate her. But they can't touch if they don't have hands. It can just be him and Sally. Forever and ever and ever.
Anonymous
>>29983399 we need a change of tone for those that are terrified they're going to be kidnapped/raped/tortured/murdered and have their bones stolen by this guy, let's try some bad cosplay again...
Anonymous
>>29983493 Take me with you. Please.
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>>29983552 What's the point? They'll all be sallies soon enough.
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>>29983552 He's got a lot of nude models as his favourites, I can only imagine their horror if they decide to check out who favourited them.
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>my face as I scroll through this thread
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>>29983493 That's okay we're a shitty species in general, we would probably just bring damnation to your kind as well.
Anonymous
>>29983544 >>29983562 I'm sorry but the taint must be contained. We can't risk an incident like this again. Last time we showed mercy the infection spread to other systems. The taint infected hundreds of civilizations, thousands of words. Billions died, trillions more wished they did. Never again.
Anonymous
>I can hear my muse again... It's time to create. I'll do more things. I'LL DO MORE THINGS!
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I'm now imagining trying to explain this...thing to some naive alien species. And somehow the conversation not ending with them calling the mothership and saying "nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure". It's tricky.
Mystery Inc. !!vuQwI2k4Qox
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>>29982641 >Though not reported contemporaneously, research (most notably by authors Harrison and Swicegood) has revealed evidence of Tanzler's necrophilia with Hoyos's corpse.[1][4] Two physicians (Dr. DePoo and Dr. Foraker) who attended the 1940 autopsy of Hoyos's remains recalled in 1972 that a paper tube had been inserted in the vaginal area of the corpse that allowed for intercourse.[1][4] Others contend that since no evidence of necrophilia was presented at the 1940 preliminary hearing, and because the physicians' "proof" surfaced in 1972, over 30 years after the case had been dismissed, the necrophilia allegation is questionable. While no existing contemporary photographs of the autopsy or photographs taken at the public display show a tube, the necrophilia claim was repeated by the HBO Autopsy program in 2005.[7] Mystery Inc. !!vuQwI2k4Qox
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>>29980675 oh FUCK.
I am a tolerant person. There are many things i can tolerate. This, I cannot tolerate.
Mystery Inc. !!vuQwI2k4Qox
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I could have gone through life never knowing that this existed. Now my innocence is gone. I will never dream again. Thanks guys.
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>>29983642 >The taint infected hundreds of civilizations, thousands of words. Billions died, trillions more wished they did. Never again. Well that brought my mood up a bit.
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>>29983655 >I'LL DO OTHER THINGS >I'LL DO OTHER THINGS >OTHER >THINGS Anonymous
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Sometimes you wonder if you'd ever really kill people if given a Death Note. This is not one of those times.
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>>29981284 first row, far right: the purple blob.
Mystery Inc. !!vuQwI2k4Qox
http://gradendine.deviantart.com/art/Razzy-fuzzy-259721613?q=gallery%3Agradendine&qo=0#/d3jgpmt *ahem*
From the comments:
"Wow... this photo really doesnt do justice for her.
You guys in real life. You know when you see a chick with that perfect grabbable ass?
Thats sally"
"i want to squeeze her but."
But what? BUT WHAAAAAAT?
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>>29983642 It's too late, we have you.
You'll eradicate us, but spare yourself, arrogant in your assumption you are above influence.
Then the urges will begin.
The urge to have your own sally; so beautiful, so peaceful. No one will stop you.
And it shall spread
Anonymous
>>29983742 Every time I close my eyes I see this doll.
Anonymous
>making a big deal about a lifesize furry mannequin >2011 what a bunch of kids, seriously.
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>>29983742 It's worse than I thought. The taint is spreading through your population faster than I predicted. At this rate your entire planet will be turned into a cosmic hell within one of your weeks. It will take at least two weeks for the mothership to get here. We can only hope it doesn't have the capability to leave the planet.
Mystery Inc. !!vuQwI2k4Qox
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>>29983779 Did you miss the part where it has a fully functional skeleton?
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>>29983779 Yeah what's so bad about spending nearly 10 years creating a life like mannequin complete with realistic bones made from wood.
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>>29983779 >making a big deal about a lifesize furry mannequin, full of bones, that a man is in love with, shunning his girlfriend. >2011 Foolish humans.
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>>29983779 ...Oh sweet Allah people are defending it.
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>>29983838 What if... What if it's the doll defending itself?! Fuck on an ass! Sally knows! Sally knows!
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279 reaction images in my 4chan folder and none of them quite express the horror I feel at this thing, although this one is close.
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>>29983758 >In my restless dreams, I see that doll... Some guy from Aus
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>>29983758 In my fever dreams, she haunts me.
Never rest.
Never Sleep.
She's waiting.
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>>29983899 Guys I'm scared.
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I am pretty weirded out.
Mystery Inc. !!vuQwI2k4Qox
>>29983899 I'm... uh, I'm gonna take my trip off for a while. And turn on all the lights in my house.
Anonymous
I...I...I can't take it anymore. It's in my brain, I've got to make it go away. Tell my wife and children I love them, and that I'm sorry.
Anonymous
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The terrifying thing is... I just KNOW the internet is going to top this somehow.
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>>29984023 Let's remember anon for all the good things he did for the world.
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This... whole.... thread....
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>>29983991 IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES IT LIVES
I can hear my muse again.
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>>29983899 SHUTUP
SHUTUP
SHUTUP
SHUTUP
>The neighbors see a figure moving around in his house >They call the cops thinking it's a burglar >They come and see nothing >The next morning they find a note at their front door. >"Mind your own business fucker" - Signed, Sally Anonymous
What could he possibly do next? What's the next thing he'll improve? Better fur? Better stuffing? Upgrading her solid torso to real bones? Or something darker, something that requires a sacrifice.
Anonymous
You what's disturbing? The people in DeviantArt are okay with it and complementing him. If that's cool there, then what may be more messed than that there?
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Somewhere he has inspired someone. They are making a bride of their own. They'll have brunch together. The two husbands and their brides, Sally and Julie-Su.
Anonymous
>>29984180 Oh, its well known that deviantart is fucked up beyond comprehension.
But they're usually not so... dedicated to their works.
And it seems like there aren't TOO many people complimenting the work.
Anonymous
THROUGH THE MIRROR SHE COMES. DO NOT AVERT YOUR GAZE LEST SHE APPEAR AT YOUR SIDE.
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>>29984149 The next one will have real human bones and organs.
Either that or it will be a live woman kept locked in a Sally bodysuit at all times, constantly drugged so she's just barely conscious at all times, unable to move or cry for help.
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>>29983261 >Will KICK someone in the NUTS for 100-200 dollars So umm... anyone have a source on this? I have some money to spend and there are a few people I wouldn't mind seeing getting hit in the nuts.
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>>29984229 She sees you when you're sleeping,
And when the daylight fades...
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Wow, first I come off a creepy human hunting thread in /k/ and now into this? God has decided I shan't be sleeping tonight.
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>>29984213 Oh that's how it starts at first. Just a few little people here and there. Then it's a couble dozen. Before you know it hundreds are creating their own monster. Soon cities are smapped by the vile forms.
Pic is related, I'm already working on mine.
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Our attention. No! this is part of his plan! Our fear will feed her dark heart, give life to bones long dead! She will awaken, and they will breed!
Anonymous
http://www.deviantart.com/print/19427599/ For only $139.99 you can get this wonderful art print on YOUR wall!
Anonymous
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>>29984326 Must be...blood!
Must be fresh.
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>>29984308 Just what I need to warm up the apartment. Explaining it to guests would be awkward. Its okay though, I don't have any guests!
Why does the frame cost more than the print?
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>>29984308 Really makes you wonder what kind of sick shit they've had to print in whatever factory they have.
Anonymous
I CAN"T STOP LOOKING AT THAT BONER
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Now I want alot of things, but even I don't want this.
Some guy from Aus
Imagine if you will... Its late at night and there is a horrible thunderstorm outside. As a bolt of lightning flashes across the sky, you see a shadow fall across your room from the window. Startled, you turn to look, but it is too late. Darkness has already claimed the regions beyond your room. So you approach the window to try and peer outside. As you stand there, face almost pressed against the glass, the sky is illuminated again and there, right in front of you, face right in front of yours... is Sally.
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>>29984391 Don't look away from the boner. The other things in this thread are not meant for human eyes.
Anonymous
>>29984308 A great addition to any skin-suit shrine or altar to the dark god of murder! Order yours today!
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>>29981811 >lovecraft you have no idea how appropriate that word is right now
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>4AM >Have windows open >No lights other than computer screen >Reading thread >Start hearing shit outside >Instantly think I'm about to be murdered, but hope it's just rape instead I'm usually the last person to be freaked out by things like this, but I'll be damned if I'm not fearing going to sleep. Just think about it /co/... He dresses in the Sally costume, breaks in to your home, watches you sleep, sleeps next to you for a while, and when you wake up he's staring at you with those lifeless doll eyes.
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I didn't know why I started carrying a lighter in my pocket on a daily basis; it's not like I smoke. But this, THIS is what I've been holding onto it for. I knew instinctively that this thing is out there.
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>>29984428 As you look in horror at the figure in front of you another lightning bolt hits the ground. The flash only lasts an instant, but burned into your retina are the image of her eyes. Cut into the pupils you can clearly see holes, and in those holes are a person's eyes, wide-eyed with terror. Over the sound of the storm you can here the poor woman trapped in this fur prison screaming.
You see movement behind you out of the corner of your eye and spin to face it, but it's too late. There is a thump, and all you know is darkness.
Anonymous
Progress so far. Looking better. I added some elastic to her face so that it wouldn't have any hard pull spots. I still have quite a bit to do on her face. x.) The left side of her head COMPLETE! x.) Anchor-points for the face (to get her expression back) COMPLETE! :woohoo: 1.) Ears 2.) New hair a.) Scalp b.) New hair (doll hair, the good stuff) 3.) Dental a.) Teeth b.) Gums & tongue I really like the expression in this one.
Anonymous
I feel like this thread should be archived so in the future, when this guy is on the news, we can look back and remember when we all thought those bones were real.
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>>29984692 It's OP I feel sorry for, he started a pretty innocent thread and saw it turn into Child's Play without the humour.
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In another 20 years his house will become a mausoleum. Instead of bodies buried in the wall, he will have countless amounts of corpses hidden in plain sight, buried inside of his furry fuckdolls. No one would ever know. He will create again, no one is safe...
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>>29984461 I have actually been there! sally would be right at home.
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Oh boy he's going to add realistic gums, tongue and dentures.
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>>29984692 just needs one more...
Anonymous
>>29984658 >3.) Dental >a.) Teeth >b.) Gums & tongue That's messed up. He's finally thinking about french-kissing that thing.
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I can seriously picture this guy having hour long conversations with Sally, just talking and pretending she's answering back
Anonymous
>>29984884 Or giving her a way to eat.
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>>29984966 >eat I think the proper term is "to feed"
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>It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
Anonymous
someone should make a vertical info pic with all the relevant creepy information. where is this guy live I need to know in order to sleep tonight
Anonymous
>>29985122 ohio, he has stories/literature in his gallery, i'm too scared to look
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>>29985161 OH NO YOU FUCKING DIDN'T
FUCK YOU!!!! GODDAMMIT
Thanks for giving me an other reason to the fuck out of Ohio.
Anonymous
>implying he's not going to get the IPs of all the posters talking about him in this thread and hunt them down for their bones.
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>>29985341 Oh god. He's going to turn us all into furry fucktoys.
God cannot save us now.
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still going thread?
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>sally NOPE NOPE NOPE NOT AT 3AM NOPE NOPE NOPE BYE
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>Dat Sally Dear God why.
Anonymous