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Anonymous !CB8KuH2HLA Sun 02 Oct 2011 10:59:00 No.30194573 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>30194673 >>30194785 >>30194861 >>30195687 >>30195935

ordered a couple of these and waiting for them in the mail rightn ow

im seirously considering fighting crime and i need a cool codename

suggetions?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:00:00 No.30194599 Report

Quoted By: >>30195291

The Shocker

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:01:00 No.30194610 Report

Quoted By: >>30194699

Get Shot and Die- Man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:01:00 No.30194612 Report

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the Dumb Ass because that is what you are

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:01:00 No.30194615 Report

Quoted By: >>30194797

Enjoy your shower rape when they throw you in prison.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:01:00 No.30194621 Report

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>>30194594

Oh God why did I laugh

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:01:00 No.30194626 Report

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DOA

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:02:00 No.30194646 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:02:00 No.30194647 Report

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I hurt my knuckles

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:02:00 No.30194659 Report

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ER, you can have a witty catchprase about sending criminals to one, but everyone would know it's just the place you'll end up in.

ABBAtap !CB8KuH2HLA

ABBAtap !CB8KuH2HLA Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:02:00 No.30194673 Report

Quoted By: >>30196516

>>30194573
Let the newspapers come up with your name.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:03:00 No.30194676 Report

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STATIC SHOCK

God damn I hope youre black OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:04:00 No.30194699 Report

Quoted By: >>30194738

>>30194594
>>30194610
come on gusy stop fooling around and help me out

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:05:00 No.30194733 Report

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the dead gay baby

Peggy Hill !!Viwi387lclu

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Peggy Hill !!Viwi387lclu Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:05:00 No.30194735 Report

Quoted By: >>30194861 >>30196984

Hahaha, these are an actual fucking thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:05:00 No.30194738 Report

Quoted By: >>30194797

>>30194699
Gusy the illiterate dead fag.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:05:00 No.30194745 Report

Quoted By: >>30196362 >>30196583

OP!

YOU CAN'T ESCAPE MEEEEEEEEE!

I'LL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EAAAAAAAAAAARTH!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:06:00 No.30194757 Report

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taser punches, electric knucke, thunders hits, El Toques, sgt ray fingers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:06:00 No.30194764 Report

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Surge

Snarky Bastard

Snarky Bastard Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:06:00 No.30194778 Report

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Cole

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:07:00 No.30194785 Report

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>>30194573
How many punches do you get out of those? Are you some sort of scientist/electrician with the know-how to get more of a charge out of them? Are you savvy enough with boxing to actually land a punch and not take a hit? Are you rich enough to afford lawyers when you get charged with excessive force?

If not, then don't do it. If you're set on it, at least rig some sort of extended battery to your torso so that you don't run out of juice mid-battle and take some self-defense courses so that you don't get knocked out and raped.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:07:00 No.30194792 Report

Quoted By: >>30194849 >>30194866

There's no way those actually work; you need maintained contact for a taser to be effective, and the plastic would bust if you ever actually punched someone.

Just buy a taser. Good luck, Batman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:07:00 No.30194797 Report

Quoted By: >>30194831 >>30194852 >>30194865

>>30194738
>>30194615
fuck off yuo queers, i need to prove to myself that i can do this. its been my dream since i was a kid to show that 1 man cna make a diference.

we cant just rely on the police or the goverment there to corupt we have to take justice into our hands

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:07:00 No.30194803 Report

Quoted By: >>30194907

Beta Male
The OP
Walking Deadman

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:07:00 No.30194810 Report

Quoted By: >>30194861

Don't stop there, OP

http://www.ecrater.com/p/1356405/fieldsheer-400000-volt-stun-jacket#

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:08:00 No.30194831 Report

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>>30194797
how drunk are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:08:00 No.30194835 Report

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Call yourself Huey Freeman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:08:00 No.30194840 Report

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Pikachu

Peggy Hill !!Viwi387lclu

Peggy Hill !!Viwi387lclu Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:09:00 No.30194844 Report

Quoted By: >>30195007

Am I the only person cracking up at how fucking hilarious the idea of tazer knuckles are?

My life will not be complete until I meet at least one person who unironically purchased these for self-defense.

Blueshirt !HERON503h6

Blueshirt !HERON503h6 Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:09:00 No.30194847 Report

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Voltage.

Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:09:00 No.30194849 Report

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>>30194792

I've seen them in action.

They work.

OP is stupid though and is bringing a knife to a gun fight. That or "fighting crime" in a place that doesn't really need it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:09:00 No.30194852 Report

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>>30194797
One man cannot make a difference.

This is real life, not cartoons.

Deal. With. It.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:09:00 No.30194861 Report

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>>30194810
>>30194735
>>30194573

My one true enemy... a rainy day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:09:00 No.30194865 Report

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>>30194797
Superbad

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:09:00 No.30194866 Report

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>>30194792

For real, all this thing is doing is shortening the range of a regular taser.

Seriously OP, you suck.

Homor !!hnYKYJYq9Kn

Homor !!hnYKYJYq9Kn Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:10:00 No.30194893 Report

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Don't do it OP.

You'll become a burden to the police and a target to criminals.

If you want to prove one man can make a difference, donate to charity or help out at a soup kitchen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:11:00 No.30194897 Report

Quoted By: >>30194960

fuck u faggots

google phoenix jones if you dont think one man can make a diference

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:11:00 No.30194907 Report

Quoted By: >>30196689

>>30194803

I'm partial to Walking Deadman myself. When you die, can I speak at your funeral about your beginnings on /co/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:12:00 No.30194922 Report

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You think too small, OP
http://www.ecrater.com/p/1356268/telescopic-stun-baton
Comes with a built in siren too so you can call for help while getting your ass handed to you without shrieking like a little girl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:12:00 No.30194924 Report

Quoted By: >>30194977

>fighting crime
>beat up a gang of muggers
>the last one pulls out a gun
>get down on the ground
>shock the puddle he's standing in
>ALPHA AS FUCK
>oh shit, he's wearing non-conductive shoes
>DEAD

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:12:00 No.30194925 Report

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Michael Cera

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:12:00 No.30194931 Report

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Off my meds or MRDD are both viable names.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:12:00 No.30194938 Report

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I'M NOT JOKING!

ENDS OF THE EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:13:00 No.30194946 Report

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Put one in each hand and dress like The Stig, or Akira from Rival Schools and call yourself Master Blaster.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:13:00 No.30194948 Report

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OP, you are the worst kind of person at the highest degree possible.

But still, I want you to do this. I want you to become an annoyance to criminals and police. I want them to brutally fuck you up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:13:00 No.30194960 Report

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>>30194897
>Phoenix Jones

An attention-whoring faggot.

Want to make a difference? Stop being a narcissistic drama queen and join the Guardian Angels. http://www.guardianangels.org/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:14:00 No.30194977 Report

Quoted By: >>30194998 >>30195004

>>30194924
Your own damn fault. What shoes don't have rubber soles?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:14:00 No.30194982 Report

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First dubs chooses op's name.

Shitlicker

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:14:00 No.30194995 Report

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:15:00 No.30194998 Report

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>>30194977

Wood Clogs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:15:00 No.30195004 Report

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>>30194977
I was hoping for barefoot muggers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:15:00 No.30195007 Report

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>>30194844

They need detatchable barbed spikes that stay in the victim on the first blow. Then you just stand there pressing an electrocute button with your thumb while they writhe on the ground.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:15:00 No.30195010 Report

Quoted By: >>30195067

The Fucking Moron
'Hey Pick On Someone Your Own Si- OH FUCK I'VE BEEN SHOT' Man
He Who Wields A Gimmicky Ultimately Not Particularly Effective Weapon
Bloody Holes Mcgee
Six Feet Under
or Thunderfists

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:15:00 No.30195019 Report

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Grab yourself some sports gear to wear. Jerseys, some lacrosse pads, maybe an old-school hockey mask or a football helmet with a tinted visor, and so-forth. Then call yourself the Shock Jock.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:16:00 No.30195024 Report

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eclectic jimmy, the shoking impact, electric chair punch, volt hit, hottie hands, electricity extremities, amphere arms, volta charge super fighter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:16:00 No.30195026 Report

Quoted By: >>30195062 >>30195075 >>30195163

Oh shit I thought OP was just being a faggot but I can't believe there are actually groups of people that are seriously this deluded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:16:00 No.30195040 Report

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Stabbed Man.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:16:00 No.30195045 Report

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RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTHHHHhhh....

Seriously.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:17:00 No.30195062 Report

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>>30195026
I think only in states of America, but correct me if im wrong because i dont think ive seen anyone else around the world on the news.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:17:00 No.30195067 Report

Quoted By: >>30195108 >>30195110 >>30195140 >>30195146 >>30195206

>>30195010
>Six Feet Under
>or Thunderfists

Six Feet Thunder?

Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:17:00 No.30195073 Report

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We can't necessarily expect police to protect us, but vigilantism is EVEN WORSE than cops. Cops are at least in theory accountable, since they're appointed by a democratically elected government. If we can't trust trained police officers to not abuse their tasers, we certainly can't trust some random illiterate to be responsible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:18:00 No.30195075 Report

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>>30195026
Youtube "The Shadowhare" sometime.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:18:00 No.30195092 Report

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Happy-Time Harry

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:19:00 No.30195108 Report

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>>30195067
I think we have a new hero.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:19:00 No.30195110 Report

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>>30195067
Excellent

Peggy Hill !!Viwi387lclu

Peggy Hill !!Viwi387lclu Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:20:00 No.30195134 Report

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hye you! you better stpo dealing drugs unless u want a lil taste of my ELECTRIC PUNCH!

SHOCKNG ISNT IT?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:20:00 No.30195138 Report

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The accident!

Pic related, it could be your logo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:20:00 No.30195140 Report

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>>30195067

Love it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:20:00 No.30195145 Report

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>>30194989
>Criminal Record
>Stabbed
>Shot
>Got his ass kicked
>The perpetrators escape
>Double standard to pot smokers and drug dealers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:20:00 No.30195146 Report

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>>30195067
Six Feet Thunder.

I like it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:21:00 No.30195153 Report

Quoted By: >>30195235

The most efficient superhero would be called The Peppersprayer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:21:00 No.30195163 Report

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>>30195026

There have been vigilantes forever, these guys just decide to take it to the next level and dress up in stupid costumes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:22:00 No.30195194 Report

Quoted By: >>30195244 >>30196144

sportie sparkle, CONDUCTIVITY!, chidori, ukulele slash, shoking defender. elaiply infallible

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:22:00 No.30195196 Report

Quoted By: >>30195215 >>30195437

The Thunder Downunder

You punch your enemies in the crotch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:23:00 No.30195206 Report

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>>30195067
My favourite part about this name is the heavy exaggeration it puts on his electrical range.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:24:00 No.30195215 Report

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>>30195196
OP needs to be Australian for this to work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:24:00 No.30195229 Report

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Shock & Bawww

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:24:00 No.30195233 Report

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PUNCHLORD

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:24:00 No.30195235 Report

Quoted By: >>30195264 >>30195296 >>30195334 >>30195368

>>30195153
>take pepper spray
>spray it over the electric knuckles in the manner of an aerosol can flamethrower
>RANGED ELECTRIC PEPPER SPRAY

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:24:00 No.30195239 Report

Quoted By: >>30195280

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RukUetw0hAM&ob=av2n

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:25:00 No.30195244 Report

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>>30195194
>chidori
Narutofag detected

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:26:00 No.30195260 Report

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Friendship is Taser

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:26:00 No.30195264 Report

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>>30195235

AWWW SHIT
MAKE THIS ONE OF YOUR ATTACKS, OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:26:00 No.30195278 Report

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Thunderbrat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:26:00 No.30195280 Report

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>>30195239
He could carry a small boombox and play that for his entrance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:26:00 No.30195282 Report

Quoted By: >>30195323

... why not just fucking buy a long range taser?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:27:00 No.30195286 Report

Quoted By: >>30195344 >>30195379 >>30195406 >>30195481 >>30195613

i shouldve known that a bunch of fucking nerds woudnt understand what im trying to acomplish here

go back to your fucking comics and ponies you fuckingn loosers, REAL men need to get back to making the REAL world. oh and fyi i have a black belt in tae kwon do. faggots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:27:00 No.30195288 Report

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You need more fist-kinds, man.
Make a sort of, hose that sprays petrol from your wrist, and a spark-fist for flames.
some liquid nitrogen, so you can freeze them, then shatter them with punches
I guess, a pocket full of rocks
then paint an arrow on your head and pretend you're a character in a kid's cartoon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:27:00 No.30195291 Report

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>>30194599
>>30194599
>>30194599
>>30194599
>>30194599
>>30194599
>>30194599
>>30194599
>>30194599
>>30194599
>>30194599
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>>30194599
>>30194599
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>>30194599
>>30194599
>>30194599
>>30194599
>>30194599
>>30194599

As a man of decreed tastes I endorse this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:27:00 No.30195295 Report

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Lightning Dolt

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:27:00 No.30195296 Report

Quoted By: >>30195350 >>30195435 >>30195437 >>30195521

>>30195235
The Pepper Zapper.

QUICK

We need to think up more signature moves for OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:28:00 No.30195323 Report

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>>30195282
Because it's not the same as being up close and personal. He's a real scrapper, this one.

It would be more in tune with the Six Feet Thunder name, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:28:00 No.30195334 Report

Quoted By: >>30195371

>>30195235

Actually, Google claims that a lot of pepper spray uses non-flammable propellants precisely because combining flammable pepper spray with tasers is a dumb idea.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:29:00 No.30195344 Report

Quoted By: >>30195445

>>30195286
I had a friend who was a BLack Belt in tae kwon do.

He had his ass handed to him in town one night by someone who knew how to punch and dodge.

Peggy Hill !!Viwi387lclu

Peggy Hill !!Viwi387lclu Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:29:00 No.30195350 Report

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>>30195296
The John Waters special: A shocking uppercut that is preceded by the OP pointing at his target and yelling ZZZZZAP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:30:00 No.30195368 Report

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Someone should draw Six Feet Thunder and have him doing this >>30195235

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:30:00 No.30195371 Report

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>>30195334
Dumb?
Or awesome?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:30:00 No.30195379 Report

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>>30195286
>Tae Kwon Do
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
When a bunch of guys on horseback start invading I guess we'll call for you? Apart from that you're good for dancing I guess. That's about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:30:00 No.30195392 Report

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Lightning Lad

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:31:00 No.30195398 Report

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the butt

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:31:00 No.30195406 Report

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>>30195286
Aw, that's cute. You know tae kwon do.

There's just a little problem there. Most criminals are going to be using gun-fu, knife-ate or "Holy shit there are 10 of us here beating the fuck out of your lifeless corpse"-do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:31:00 No.30195413 Report

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Zap, Crackle, Pop!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:31:00 No.30195419 Report

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We have established OP's Crime fighting name, Six Feet Thunder.

We need a drawfag to draw Mr. Thunder pulling off some of his sweet fighting moves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:32:00 No.30195431 Report

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ON MY KNEES
HELP ME BABY
TELL ME WHAT AN I DO?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ed2dfkMBE4

So yeah, paint yourself blue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:32:00 No.30195435 Report

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>>30195296
Sparkling Wonder: OP splashes his target with a bottle of water as a distraction and proceeds to taser punch the wet area for increased potency

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:32:00 No.30195437 Report

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>>30195296
How about >>30195196
But I guess he'll need to punch them a certain way to validate giving that move the name "The Thunder Downunder".

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:33:00 No.30195445 Report

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>>30195344
Yep. Most 'black belts' only have experience sparring with each other. Fuckers who beat the shit out of each other on a semi-regular basis tend to do better in fights simply because they know how to take a punch. If the OP hasn't been clocked in the head by someone who's ready to keep pounding when he's loopy, instead of resetting because he just scored a point (whooo!), then he's in for a world of hurt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:33:00 No.30195447 Report

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Dilophosore-ass

carry a bottle of acid with you and toss it into criminals' eyes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:33:00 No.30195455 Report

Quoted By: >>30195487 >>30195520 >>30195538

FUCK FUCK FUCK

http://www.taser.com/products/law-enforcement/taser-xrep

WHO COMES UP WITH SHIT LIKE THIS?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:33:00 No.30195459 Report

Quoted By: >>30195523

Sparkling Wiggle
dubs get

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:34:00 No.30195467 Report

Quoted By: >>30195518 >>30195523

gun man

buy a gun and shoot bad guys with it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:34:00 No.30195481 Report

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>>30195286
>Foot-work heavy martial art
>use a plastic electric knuckle duster, by milton bradley
ehhh
no

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:35:00 No.30195487 Report

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>>30195455
People who make taser shotguns.
http://gawker.com/5389246/tasers-now-come-in-shotguns-special-edition-walls-of-tase+tainment

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:35:00 No.30195503 Report

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Eel man, zapper taser, the stunnig puncher, ,outlaw Tonnerre, ,grzmot green

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:35:00 No.30195506 Report

Quoted By: >>30195523

gay man

have gay sex with the criminals adn suck their dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:35:00 No.30195509 Report

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So what do we call his fighting style, electric boogaloo?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:36:00 No.30195518 Report

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>>30195467
That's called "felony man" or "police officer."

States don't look too kindly on folks who hang around waiting for trouble while armed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:36:00 No.30195520 Report

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>>30195455
>what a fancy-looking ta-

OH SHIT, A TASER SHOTGUN ROUND? I wonder why Batman didn't think of that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:36:00 No.30195521 Report

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>>30195296
we have
>The Thunder Downunder
>You punch your enemies in the crotch.

>The Pepper Zapper.
>sparks up a pepper spray

>John Waters special
>uppercut followed by a "ZZZAAAAP" to a downed enemy

>Sparkling Wonder
>douse enemy in liquid, electrify

Peggy Hill !!Viwi387lclu

Peggy Hill !!Viwi387lclu Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:36:00 No.30195523 Report

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>>30195483
>>30195506
>>30195467
>>30195459
This thread is hilarious stop fucking it up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:37:00 No.30195534 Report

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Jumpin' Jack Flash.

you run around town flashing your penis at unsuspecting pedestrians.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:37:00 No.30195538 Report

Quoted By: >>30195552 >>30195569 >>30195570 >>30195603 >>30195666

>>30195455
>A taser bullet meant to be used with a shotgun.

Wouldn't the person be down already simply by THE FUCKING PROJECTILE GOING IN OR THROUGH THEIR BODY?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:37:00 No.30195552 Report

Quoted By: >>30195572

>>30195538

MOTHERFUCKER THIS IS AMERICA, WE HAVE TO ADD STUFF TO MAKE IT HURT MORE!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:37:00 No.30195554 Report

Quoted By: >>30195634 >>30196690

You know, you can make tazers out of nails, tape, and disposable cameras, and mild knowledge of how the fuck electricity works?
The nails are the fucking contact points. You bulk-produce these, you have yourself a somewhat fearful weapon/calling card.
This, though. This is just... laughable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:38:00 No.30195560 Report

Quoted By:

retard idiot man

you make loud noises at criminals and pee yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:38:00 No.30195569 Report

Quoted By: >>30195641

>>30195538
Shotguns don't magically impart energy to the rounds that come out of them. If you put a weak charge behind that round, it's not going to go through anyone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:38:00 No.30195570 Report

Quoted By:

>>30195538
It's the taser version of the double tap. Besides, if someone is really big (like 230+ pounds), I doubt the force alone will knock them over.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:38:00 No.30195572 Report

Quoted By:

>>30195552
I lol'd. Good show, sir.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:38:00 No.30195574 Report

Quoted By: >>30195591 >>30195635

Tesla's Revenge

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:39:00 No.30195581 Report

Quoted By:

Forget those silly Stun Knuckles.

Get you a couple of these

http://www.popsci.com/diy/article/2011-05/2011-invention-awards-stunning-development

Armor/Half a million volts/Tactical Flashlight/Camera

Plus it leaves your hands open to fight/Shoot/ whatever

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:39:00 No.30195591 Report

Quoted By:

>>30195574
YES! THIS!

Then he can have an arch-rival based on Edison!

Blueshirt !HERON503h6

Blueshirt !HERON503h6 Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:39:00 No.30195595 Report

Quoted By:

Somebody draw fanart of SIX FEET THUNDER.

Mashtaw Twashtaw (sounds like Sean Connery?)

Mashtaw Twashtaw (sounds like Sean Connery?) Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:40:00 No.30195600 Report

Quoted By:

Travel to Russia and kill the entire government.

Don't care who will replace them, just kill every motherfucking last one of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:40:00 No.30195603 Report

Quoted By:

>>30195538
Very small powder charge, or possibly compressed air.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:40:00 No.30195613 Report

Quoted By: >>30195643

>>30195286
Tae Kwon Do.

Trust me bro, that shit will get you nowhere.

Got myself a blackbelt when a couple years back. Actually one a fight or two. first time I was ganged up on though, I got my ass handed to me.

Karate of flashy one-on-one fighting. In RL though shit is borderline useless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:40:00 No.30195617 Report

Quoted By: >>30195638

The Living Lightbulber
When all's said and done, and you're in your hospital bed, and the press ask 'what the fuck man', you can put a lightbulb up to the knuckle duster and say 'I had a pretty good... idea'.
Not sure if it would actually light up though

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:41:00 No.30195634 Report

Quoted By:

>>30195554
Personally, I'm waiting for tasers to be the next big cell phone add-on.

The new Apple iPhone 7. Shocks to the Core.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:41:00 No.30195635 Report

Quoted By: >>30195674

>>30195574
Isn't that a Fallout reference?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:41:00 No.30195638 Report

Quoted By:

>>30195617
This man displays foresight and PR genius. Listen to him and grow wise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:41:00 No.30195641 Report

Quoted By:

>>30195569
this.
that shotgun is probably "non lethal" as in , it will probably hurt as hell to get shot with it but just the shell wont knock you down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:41:00 No.30195643 Report

Quoted By: >>30195722

>>30195613

>one a fight or two

Fascinating.
Did Mummy and Daddy take you to Denny's afterward?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:42:00 No.30195652 Report

Quoted By:

shit stupid man

you shit on bad guys with yoru butt and you get shit all over them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:42:00 No.30195666 Report

Quoted By: >>30195682

>>30195538

There's a thing called rubber/plastic bullets, which are intended to be non-lethal. (Although they can be lethal occasionally.) The taser bullet seems to be something along those lines, although it's still kind of dumb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:42:00 No.30195674 Report

Quoted By: >>30195857 >>30196262

>>30195635

>2011
>not knowing who Nikola Tesla is

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:43:00 No.30195676 Report

Quoted By:

People still try being vigilantes in this day and age?

Man, lame.

Leave the superheroes as what they are: fiction.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:43:00 No.30195682 Report

Quoted By:

>>30195666
beanbag rounds are the only way to non-leathal someone with a shotgun

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:43:00 No.30195687 Report

Quoted By:

>>30194573
don't use two at the same time. you will need an open hand in case you need to grab something.

and in that case you're better off making your own with some wood, a brass plate, some heavy wiring and a car battery. but watch out some batteries leak.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:44:00 No.30195715 Report

Quoted By: >>30195737 >>30195816

So what is Six Feet Thunder's logo?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:45:00 No.30195722 Report

Quoted By:

>>30195643
Naw man.

My friends took me to Red Robins.
Fuckin love their dank ass burgers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:46:00 No.30195737 Report

Quoted By:

>>30195715
A butt farting thunder

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:46:00 No.30195740 Report

Quoted By:

Man... I was going to go to bed, but I can't now...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:46:00 No.30195752 Report

Quoted By: >>30196034

WHERE IS THE FANART

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:47:00 No.30195765 Report

Quoted By:

Lt. Surge

Mashtaw Twashtaw (sounds like Sean Connery?)

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Mashtaw Twashtaw (sounds like Sean Connery?) Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:47:00 No.30195774 Report

Quoted By:

>this thread
Aaaaaaaaand I'm off.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:50:00 No.30195816 Report

Quoted By: >>30195866 >>30195882 >>30196091

>>30195715

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:50:00 No.30195821 Report

Quoted By:

'I shoot fire' man.
Catch them un-awares.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:51:00 No.30195857 Report

Quoted By:

>>30195674
>knowing who Tesla is
go back to masturbating to your Worthless nobodies book, faggot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:52:00 No.30195866 Report

Quoted By:

>>30195816

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:52:00 No.30195882 Report

Quoted By:

>>30195816

Oh God, that's GREAT.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:55:00 No.30195935 Report

Quoted By:

>>30194573
Looks like a planet with a doorway

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:57:00 No.30195969 Report

Quoted By:

Best thread in a long-ass while.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:58:00 No.30195970 Report

Quoted By:

Good on you OP, go make the world a safer place!

Everyone here is just jelly because they don't have your balls or sense of justice.

Lina-San !!uFop+xPDExu

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Lina-San !!uFop+xPDExu Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:58:00 No.30195971 Report

Quoted By:

>Wonder what /co/ is up too
Oh god this fucking thread jesus christ.

Nick "OMGTSN" Smalley

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Nick "OMGTSN" Smalley Sun 02 Oct 2011 11:59:00 No.30196005 Report

Quoted By:

>Bloody Holes Mcgee
Fucking Noice, mate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:01:00 No.30196024 Report

Quoted By:

I really hope that OP's black. If he is, then his theme song will be great.

SIX FEET THUNDAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
Sung by several black female jazz singers.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:01:00 No.30196034 Report

Quoted By: >>30196067 >>30196073 >>30196091 >>30196113

>>30195752

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:03:00 No.30196067 Report

Quoted By:

>>30196034
OH LAWD

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:04:00 No.30196073 Report

Quoted By:

>>30196034

That'd look awesome on a comic book. Though, the foot seems kind of awkward just sitting off to the side.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:05:00 No.30196091 Report

Quoted By: >>30196213 >>30196317

>>30196034
>>30195816
KEEP IT COMING

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:06:00 No.30196110 Report

Quoted By:

OP's theme song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKmYlnQv_dg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:06:00 No.30196113 Report

Quoted By:

>>30196034
How about a lightning bolt turning into a foot stomping the ground so hard it forms a crater?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:07:00 No.30196144 Report

Quoted By: >>30196319

>>30195194
>ukulele slash
I feel like you were just typing in your captchas

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:11:00 No.30196213 Report

Quoted By: >>30196244

>>30196091

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:13:00 No.30196244 Report

Quoted By:

>>30196213
Thats his signal in the night sky.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:14:00 No.30196262 Report

Quoted By:

>>30195674
I know who Tesla is, but I'm pretty sure either Fallout 3 or New Vegas had a weapon called Tesla's Revenge.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:15:00 No.30196273 Report

Quoted By:

I vote mother fucking THUNDER PUNCH!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:17:00 No.30196307 Report

Quoted By:

Look what I got.

What should I be called?
Need to fight crime. City is drowning in its sex and filth.

I'm here to clean it up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:17:00 No.30196317 Report

Quoted By: >>30196338

>>30196091
Hows this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:17:00 No.30196319 Report

Quoted By:

>>30196144
only the last one is a captcha.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:19:00 No.30196338 Report

Quoted By:

>>30196317
Its beautiful.

Im saving all of these by the way. I can FEEL the future use for 6 Feet Thunder.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:20:00 No.30196360 Report

Quoted By: >>30196388

PREPARE ALL ASSES FOR VICIOUS ENTRY

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:20:00 No.30196362 Report

Quoted By:

>>30194745
Late as hell but I just wanted to say-

Good work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:22:00 No.30196388 Report

Quoted By:

>>30196360
The addition of sunglasses is a nice touch.

>Futures so bright.
>Gotta wear shades.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:22:00 No.30196394 Report

Quoted By: >>30196416 >>30196418 >>30196428 >>30196432 >>30196457 >>30196462 >>30196498 >>30196506 >>30196543 >>30196677 >>30196926 >>30197136

Here's what I came up with...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:24:00 No.30196416 Report

Quoted By:

>>30196394

Looks like Kroenen in a motorcycle jacket.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:24:00 No.30196418 Report

Quoted By:

>>30196394
N-Nox? Is that you?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:25:00 No.30196428 Report

Quoted By:

>>30196394
I like it. It's very Red Hood for some reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:25:00 No.30196432 Report

Quoted By:

>>30196394
Thats fuck AWESOME

THIS IS THE BEST SUPER HERO EVER

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:25:00 No.30196435 Report

Quoted By:

oh god just when I needed it, you remind me why I love you, /co/.

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:27:00 No.30196457 Report

Quoted By:

>>30196394
Sup Big Bro!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:27:00 No.30196462 Report

Quoted By:

>>30196394
I like how the lightning bolt leads down the character, signifying him being down thunder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:29:00 No.30196498 Report

Quoted By:

>>30196394
Fuck OP.

We are making a fictional new hero.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:30:00 No.30196506 Report

Quoted By: >>30196513 >>30196519 >>30196570

>>30196394
I wonder how that looks colored. For some reason I don't want any yellow used. I think yellow is over used for characters with electric powers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:30:00 No.30196513 Report

Quoted By: >>30196546 >>30196560 >>30196570 >>30196619

>>30196506
Electric Blue, and Black

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:30:00 No.30196516 Report

Quoted By:

>>30194673
This.

Most of the worth while masks and villains got their names thrust upon them rather than made them up themselves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:30:00 No.30196519 Report

Quoted By: >>30196560

>>30196506
How about white?
Or blue?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:32:00 No.30196543 Report

Quoted By:

>>30196394
Reminds me of Jinzo. Just simpler.
That's amazing regardless. Quick, someone trademark the name Six Feet Thunder before OP uses it!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:32:00 No.30196546 Report

Quoted By:

>>30196513
Electric blue sounds good.

Like, fluro as hell bright Blue?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:33:00 No.30196560 Report

Quoted By: >>30196588

>>30196513
>>30196519
Just not yellow. Any other color is fine with me except green. I think Elctro ruined green for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:33:00 No.30196567 Report

Quoted By:

This thread just went from good to fuck yeah this is awesome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:33:00 No.30196570 Report

Quoted By:

>>30196506
>>30196513

A touch of yellow would look nice; the 6, and maybe the lenses of the goggles. All other details are blue, and the rest is black

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:34:00 No.30196583 Report

Quoted By:

>>30194745

couldn't help but lol at this one.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:35:00 No.30196588 Report

Quoted By:

>>30196560
It was acceptable in the 80's.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:36:00 No.30196615 Report

Quoted By:

>>30196551
I love it. A shocking blue, black, with light, tasteful hints of yellow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:37:00 No.30196619 Report

Quoted By:

>>30196513
I was thinking like a Black Vulcan kind of look. Predominately Navy blue and Golden yellow for the lightning, the 6, and maybe the rim of the lenses on the mask, with the actual lenses being reddish.

Peggy Hill !!Viwi387lclu

Peggy Hill !!Viwi387lclu Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:37:00 No.30196626 Report

Quoted By: >>30196646 >>30196649 >>30196668

You can't make him cool guys, he's using fucking plastic knuckleduster tazers!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:38:00 No.30196630 Report

Quoted By: >>30196671

>get a large power supply, made of several flat batteries in a vest
>line your vest with plates that trigger on heavy contact (someone punches you, or tries to knife you, tazed)

>use those punch tazers in both hands

>tazers on your shoes as well, possibly activated through some means that you don't need shorted out if you stepped in any water

>ELECTROMAN

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:39:00 No.30196646 Report

Quoted By:

>>30196626
Please, Peggy Hill. We're WAY past OP right now. This is just for us now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:39:00 No.30196649 Report

Quoted By:

>>30196626
We arent going with realism anymore.

This is happening.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:40:00 No.30196668 Report

Quoted By:

>>30196626
If Batman had listened to people like you, Gotham would be in ruins right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:40:00 No.30196671 Report

Quoted By: >>30196738

>>30196630
also
>stun baton
>actual ranged taser gun of some kind, at least 30-50 feet with accuracy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:40:00 No.30196672 Report

Quoted By:

Dashing Davenport

Dashing Davenport Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:41:00 No.30196675 Report

Quoted By:

>Using Electricity

THE JACOBS LADDER

Do it faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:41:00 No.30196677 Report

Quoted By:

>>30196394

I look away for a moment and BOOM! Every loves the drawing. Guess I gotta detail it better and color it now eh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:42:00 No.30196689 Report

Quoted By:

>>30194907
it was really more of a "dead man walking" joke than a comics reference

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:42:00 No.30196690 Report

Quoted By:

>>30195554
The whole thread was funny but this legitimately disturbed me that shit would hurt like the dickens

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:42:00 No.30196698 Report

Quoted By: >>30196728 >>30196755

Got a new move.

The Thunder Drop.

Assuming 6FT get it? 6 feet thunder abbreviated is 6ft dohohoho will be able to release an electrical charge from his feet, he can charge up and jump from heights, stomping enemies with an electrical charge.

I totally stole that from inFAMOUS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:44:00 No.30196728 Report

Quoted By: >>30196741

>>30196698
Yeah, but he's also going to break his legs in the process.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:44:00 No.30196738 Report

Quoted By: >>30196779

>>30196671
How about stun nun-chucks? You can only use them wearing a suit that protects you from electric shocks. Someone tried to use them without realizing they're electric and gets reduce to drooling on the ground.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:45:00 No.30196741 Report

Quoted By: >>30196757

>>30196728
What's scarier than a superhero in a wheelchair?

A super hero in a wheelchair that has taser shotguns!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:45:00 No.30196754 Report

Quoted By: >>30196763 >>30196828

problem is all the gang members in this town are made of wood

you can't shock wood, man

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:45:00 No.30196755 Report

Quoted By:

>>30196698
For reference if people have not played inFAMOUS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IawxECYpTAM

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:45:00 No.30196757 Report

Quoted By: >>30196771

>>30196741
Shut up Oracle, no one wants to hear ab-

What's that? Babs is walking again? There goes that joke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:46:00 No.30196763 Report

Quoted By:

>>30196754
but you can set it on fire

with LIGHTNING

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:46:00 No.30196771 Report

Quoted By: >>30196794

>>30196757
The fuck? When did that happen.

Also, the wheelchair is for after he breaks his legs doing the thunder stomp

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:47:00 No.30196779 Report

Quoted By:

>>30196738
Stunchaku?

DO WANT

Blueshirt !HERON503h6

Blueshirt !HERON503h6 Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:47:00 No.30196786 Report

Quoted By: >>30196801

>go out when it's raining
>EVERYONE IS FUCKED.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:48:00 No.30196794 Report

Quoted By:

>>30196771
DCnU

Babs is Batgirl again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:48:00 No.30196801 Report

Quoted By: >>30196820 >>30196821

>>30196786
>go out when it's raining
>short circuit
>I AM FUCKED

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:49:00 No.30196814 Report

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Blueshirt !HERON503h6

Blueshirt !HERON503h6 Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:49:00 No.30196820 Report

Quoted By:

>>30196801
>go fuck when it's fucking
>fuck everyone
>FUCK FUCK FUCK

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:49:00 No.30196821 Report

Quoted By: >>30196841

>>30196801
>Go out during rain
>Become own villain, Sherlock Holmes - Moriarty style
>His name?
>SHORT CIRCUIT

Painful Elegy

Painful Elegy Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:50:00 No.30196826 Report

Quoted By: >>30196836

You're missing several things:

A pistol of low calibur, a tazer from range, bulletproof vest, clothing that allows for proper camouflage in your area, bulletproof mask.

If you're going to vigilante, don't half ass it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:50:00 No.30196828 Report

Quoted By:

>>30196754
FINALLY! IT'S MY TIME!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:51:00 No.30196836 Report

Quoted By: >>30196899

>>30196826
We're making a comic book style character. When's the last time you saw a comic character use camo?

Blueshirt !HERON503h6

Blueshirt !HERON503h6 Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:51:00 No.30196841 Report

Quoted By: >>30196867

>>30196821
In the next exciting issue, SIX FEET THUNDER faces two of his deadliest foes -- SHORT CIRCUIT AND RUBBER SOLE! How will he face his most grounded foes? FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:52:00 No.30196867 Report

Quoted By: >>30196884 >>30196898

>>30196841
I like Rubber Sole, but could he be named Rubber Soul and make Beatles' references all the time?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:53:00 No.30196880 Report

Quoted By:

Blueshirt !HERON503h6

Blueshirt !HERON503h6 Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:54:00 No.30196884 Report

Quoted By: >>30196915 >>30196928 >>30196987

>>30196867
The was the point. Rubber Soul as in beatles reference, and Sole, like the bottom of your foot. He'd wear a ridiculous red rubber suit with big ol' boots and fuck with Six Feet Thunder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:54:00 No.30196898 Report

Quoted By: >>30196987

>>30196867
That will lead to the introduction of an all new villain "Lawsuit"

Painful Elegy

Painful Elegy Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:54:00 No.30196899 Report

Quoted By:

>>30196836

The punisher. Yeah, supering would be nice, but so would not being dead.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:55:00 No.30196908 Report

Quoted By: >>30196926 >>30196996 >>30196999

>>"Alright criminal scum. We can do this the easy way or the hard way."
>>Criminal fights. Gets electrocuted and knocked out.
>>"Looks like he chose the path of least resistance."

Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:55:00 No.30196915 Report

Quoted By: >>30196925

>>30196884
but what crimes does he commit?

or is he solely there to antagonize 6 Feet Thunder

Blueshirt !HERON503h6

Blueshirt !HERON503h6 Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:56:00 No.30196925 Report

Quoted By:

>>30196915
Robbin' banks or some shit, I dunno nigga. I just liked the name. And the mental image of this big ol' rubber-suited motherfucker with giant ass boots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:56:00 No.30196926 Report

Quoted By:

>>30196908
HAHAHA I'm dieing here.

>>30196394
You gonna color that using suggestions in the thread?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:56:00 No.30196928 Report

Quoted By: >>30196946

>>30196884

some men just want to insulate the world.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:57:00 No.30196943 Report

Quoted By: >>30197013 >>30197023 >>30197043

let's get serious for fun

add to this image the various mods this guy should carry to maximize his life expectancy

something i thought up, but won't really be possible for a few years
>several cameras around his body, hacked to work with a 4G equipped phone
>hack together a system which uses his hopefully powerful home desktop, also 4G equipped, as a cloud server for the phone.
>the cloud server crunches visual data from the cameras, warning 6ft thunder of approaching dangers or possible weapons being pulled
>data is sent to his helmet as a simple HUD
>eyes in the back of his head, literally, possibly visual feeds from all of the cameras able to be displayed inside his helmet

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:57:00 No.30196946 Report

Quoted By:

>>30196928
oh god I love this thread

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:58:00 No.30196963 Report

Quoted By:

HAHAHA, 6 Feet Thunder! I do believe you have met your match!
RAIN POWERS GO!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 12:59:00 No.30196984 Report

Quoted By:

>>30194735
MY MOM WAS WRONG.
WHO LOOKS STUPID NOW MOM?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:00:00 No.30196987 Report

Quoted By:

>>30196884
Oh, I always thought Rubber Soul was a pun on "rubber sole" to begin with, but >>30196898 brings up a decent point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:01:00 No.30196996 Report

Quoted By:

>>30196908
Jesus Christ I loled.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:01:00 No.30196999 Report

Quoted By:

>>30196908
AH DEAR GOD

best one yet

Blueshirt !HERON503h6

Blueshirt !HERON503h6 Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:01:00 No.30197009 Report

Quoted By: >>30197031 >>30197048 >>30197055

Thought of a move name. ASSAULT AND BATTERY.

Dunno what it'd be though. High-charged tackle? Tazers in shoulder?

SHOULDER TAZERS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:01:00 No.30197013 Report

Quoted By: >>30197034 >>30197065

>>30196943
The camera thing sounds stupid to me but there were a lot of thing I thought were stupid until I saw the execution so go for it. Also shouldn't he have something to tell him the weather?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:02:00 No.30197023 Report

Quoted By: >>30197047

>>30196943
Can he have a sidekick at home monitoring the data and doing research?

CAN THEY BE NAMED THUNDERCLAP?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:03:00 No.30197031 Report

Quoted By:

>>30197009
Just a straight shoulder charge into an enemy, hopefully knocking them down to the ground.

Then 6FT starts pummeling them with both fists while down.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:03:00 No.30197033 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:03:00 No.30197034 Report

Quoted By: >>30197052

>>30197013
Why would he need to know the weather if it always sounds like thunder?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:04:00 No.30197043 Report

Quoted By:

>>30196943
I, for one, know it's absolutely not disorienting and vomit inducing at all to watch a whole shitload of real time cameras all moving on the same point of reference all at the same time. I'm positively sure that will work, for real.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:04:00 No.30197047 Report

Quoted By: >>30197061 >>30197070 >>30197077 >>30197084

>>30197023
"THIS IS 6 FEET THUNDER, DO YOU READ ME H.Q"

"THIS IS LIGHTNING LAD, READING YOU LOUD AND CLEAR"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:04:00 No.30197048 Report

Quoted By: >>30197057 >>30197068

>>30197009
throw batteries/shoot batteries.
Batteries are hard and heavy man, this motherfucker would be potent.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:05:00 No.30197050 Report

Quoted By:

Do it for me OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:05:00 No.30197052 Report

Quoted By:

>>30197034
He would need to know when rain is on it's way. That way he can calculate how long he can stay out on patrol before heading back to his base/hideout.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:05:00 No.30197054 Report

Quoted By:

Man /co/, way to take what as obviously going to be a shitty thread and make it amazing.
Stay classy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:05:00 No.30197055 Report

Quoted By:

>>30197009
Grab foe with one hand, use the other to tap into some external power source (car battery, etc), use self as circuit to send voltage into foe. A little on the Comic Book Science side of things, but that's what I came up with.

Blueshirt !HERON503h6

Blueshirt !HERON503h6 Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:05:00 No.30197057 Report

Quoted By:

>>30197048
>shotgun that shoots batteries
Why do I love this idea so much

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:06:00 No.30197061 Report

Quoted By: >>30197070

>>30197047
>MEANWHILE, AT THE THUNDERCLOUD

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:06:00 No.30197065 Report

Quoted By:

>>30197013
well, in a multi-man fight (which every fight will be), it'll be important to have zero blind spots

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:07:00 No.30197068 Report

Quoted By:

>>30197048
How about throw batteries that are all used up? Also don't they have something where you can charge a battery just by moving?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:07:00 No.30197070 Report

Quoted By: >>30197104

>>30197061
>>30197047

THIS IS GOING SOMEWHERE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:07:00 No.30197077 Report

Quoted By: >>30197086 >>30197092 >>30197095

>>30197047
But, Lightning Lad already exists. He's a Legion of Superheroes member.
How about we call his plucky young sidekick "Sparky"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:08:00 No.30197082 Report

Quoted By: >>30197109

How about we name his sidekick 3 Feet Under?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:08:00 No.30197084 Report

Quoted By:

>>30197047
And then Rubber Sole takes Lightning Lad and throws him in a lake in a truly SHOCKING development!

Stop me if you've heard this one before, Jason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:08:00 No.30197086 Report

Quoted By: >>30197098

>>30197077
Sparks McKenzie, and Thunder Mutt

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:09:00 No.30197092 Report

Quoted By:

>>30197077
Like that Pikachu in one of the older episodes?

Nah, too cliche'

Blueshirt !HERON503h6

Blueshirt !HERON503h6 Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:09:00 No.30197095 Report

Quoted By:

>>30197077
I like sparky. I also like THE THUNDERCLOUD.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:09:00 No.30197098 Report

Quoted By: >>30197121

>>30197086
I'll be honest, I like Thunder Mutt, but only for the chance for a bad guy to call him Thunder Butt.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:10:00 No.30197102 Report

Quoted By:

>I'm Lightning, kid, I will dance all over you like John TraVOLTa

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:10:00 No.30197104 Report

Quoted By:

>>30197070
Yeah

The garbage can

Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:10:00 No.30197109 Report

Quoted By:

>>30197082
I like 1 Foot Thunder since he'll have one foot in the grave

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:11:00 No.30197121 Report

Quoted By: >>30197132

>>30197098
Ah, 6 Feet Thunder. So good of you to come... and I see you've brought your Thunder Butt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:11:00 No.30197126 Report

Quoted By: >>30197144 >>30197158 >>30197182 >>30197256 >>30197285

going to need some reliable way to disable an opponent that had a gun pulled, assuming you do not

some kind of fast firing stun weapon that only fires when 6ft thunder has his arms raised in a certain position?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:11:00 No.30197130 Report

Quoted By: >>30197155 >>30197201

Are we on secret identities and all that yes? I would imagine that 6FT would be a physics major or teacher (if we're skewing older) so that he would have some reason for his knowledge/interest in electricity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:12:00 No.30197132 Report

Quoted By: >>30197157

>>30197121
You leave Thunder Mutt out of this Rubber Soul

THIS IS BETWEEN US

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:12:00 No.30197133 Report

Quoted By:

For some reason I can see this guy teaming up with Appladay or BeesKnees.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:12:00 No.30197135 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:12:00 No.30197136 Report

Quoted By: >>30197168

>>30196394
Here ya go /co/! A Stencil so you can color to your hearts
content!

Also, no more Taser knucks! Changed it to wrist
mounted mini turbine engines. This way he can have
a constant renewable electric charge.

Could even say he's got a big one on his back for a
much stronger attack. Or whatevs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:12:00 No.30197138 Report

Quoted By:

>The thing about criminals is that they need to be GROUNDED!
>Zap-punch.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:12:00 No.30197139 Report

Quoted By:

Give Six a sort of uplink/mainframe lovingly dubbed 'Zeus' to provide him with super-duper helpful information in a... masculine voice.

Maybe not a great idea.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvY9PV9e8Vw

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:12:00 No.30197144 Report

Quoted By:

>>30197126
His chest-plate can be switched on, acting as a reverse-polarity electro-magnet, sending bullets in other directions

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:13:00 No.30197155 Report

Quoted By: >>30197195 >>30197197

>>30197130
6FT is totally older.

Id say late 30's early 40's. Like Ezio as he is now. Fit as a fiddle but getting on in his years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:13:00 No.30197157 Report

Quoted By: >>30197188 >>30197202

>>30197132
I'm afraid it isn't, my old friend. You see... I've gone and made this a family affair.
*Dramatic Reveal of Sparky in Death Trap*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:13:00 No.30197158 Report

Quoted By:

>>30197126
The Lightning Strike!

6FT faces his opponent, bends his arms like a lightning bolt (think Walk Like an Egyptian) to activate the sensors in his arms, and they come out of his wrist!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:14:00 No.30197163 Report

Quoted By: >>30197229 >>30197260

Just gonna leave this here.
http://chanarchive.org/4chan

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:14:00 No.30197168 Report

Quoted By:

>>30197136
And just as I was about to start shading my shitty rendition.

WHATEVS.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:15:00 No.30197182 Report

Quoted By: >>30197278

>>30197126
How about some tazers on his index and middle fingers? Normally they're used to shock people by touch but they can be fired when he does this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:15:00 No.30197188 Report

Quoted By: >>30197200

>>30197157
*DRAMATIC GASP*

VILE FIEND

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:16:00 No.30197195 Report

Quoted By:

>>30197155
Ok, then how does he get his sidekick? Perhaps he sees a kid tampering with an electrical box because his dad used to steal cable?

Blueshirt !HERON503h6

Blueshirt !HERON503h6 Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:16:00 No.30197197 Report

Quoted By: >>30197231 >>30197244

>>30197155
Mild-mannered Johnathan Voltaire may look like your average community college physics professor, but by night he is the masked crusader, SIX FOOT THUNDER! With his sidekick Sparky, he operates from the THUNDERCLOUD to seek out crime in the city of i couldn't think of a city name, where he fights his deadliest foes, SHORT CIRCUIT and RUBBER SOLE! Don't miss the exciting first issue!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:17:00 No.30197200 Report

Quoted By:

>>30197188
What's the matter, Six? Shocked?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:17:00 No.30197201 Report

Quoted By: >>30197243

>>30197130
Holy hears how he got the idea.

>One fateful night, our hero was working on an experiment contemplating how to renenergize our city.
>Suddenly, lightning strikes! Causing our hero to have the shock of his life!
>"TTTThaaaazzzzztttssszz itttttzzzz! IIIIzzzzzhhhaaaallll bbbbeeecooozzzzmmmmeee tthhheeezzz conduizzzzzttttt thizzzzz zzzziiiitttyyy neeeedddzzzzzzz!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:17:00 No.30197202 Report

Quoted By:

>>30197157
WHAT A SHOCKING TWIST

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:18:00 No.30197214 Report

Quoted By: >>30197232 >>30197246

Vest:Kevlar Bullet Resistant Material
2nd Vest: Chainmail knife-resistant material
Jacket: That electrical Jacket that guy linked
Arms: 2x those bodyguard things on each arm
Hands: Those stupid stun knuckles
Head: Bullet resistant helmet
Jock Strap for sure.
Pants: Electric pants for Tazer Kicks?
Shoes: Knife Shoes or Tazer shoes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:19:00 No.30197229 Report

Quoted By:

>>30197163

alright, so he hypothetically controls electricity, right?

Can't he have some sort of electromagnet he uses at a moment's notice to draw all guns to him?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:19:00 No.30197231 Report

Quoted By: >>30197240 >>30197245 >>30197255

>>30197197
ELECTRI CITY

get it?

Blueshirt !HERON503h6

Blueshirt !HERON503h6 Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:19:00 No.30197232 Report

Quoted By:

>>30197214
TAZER SHOES

TAZERS EVERYWHERE

Blueshirt !HERON503h6

Blueshirt !HERON503h6 Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:19:00 No.30197240 Report

Quoted By:

>>30197231
I like your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:19:00 No.30197243 Report

Quoted By: >>30197255

>>30197201
>One dark night, sitting in his basement, a dickhead finds an ad for some ineffective taser knuckledusters
>On the wise advice of some friendly, charming, and frankly quite attractive fellows on the internet, he decides to up the voltage on his shocking brand of justice, and take it to the streets of his Electri-City.
>He is.
>Six Feet Thunder
Guitar riff

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:19:00 No.30197244 Report

Quoted By:

>>30197197

Asgard, Ohio.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:19:00 No.30197245 Report

Quoted By:

>>30197231
YES

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:19:00 No.30197246 Report

Quoted By:

>>30197214
Tazer shoes, so he can pull off the Thunder Drop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:20:00 No.30197255 Report

Quoted By: >>30197282

>>30197243
here
>>30197231
Son of a bith I was really proud of Electri-City

!!9DB4HjTVG3V

!!9DB4HjTVG3V Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:20:00 No.30197256 Report

Quoted By:

>>30197126
or he could just shoot electricity into the gun so he can disarm and subdue him at the same time

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:20:00 No.30197260 Report

Quoted By: >>30197274 >>30197287

>>30197163
>will be deleted in 7 days

How do we keep that from happening?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:21:00 No.30197274 Report

Quoted By:

>>30197260

needs to maintain permanent archival before then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:21:00 No.30197278 Report

Quoted By:

>>30197182
might work
they certainly wouldn't see it coming.
>oh what's the little cracka gon' do huh?
>oh you don't shoot me? HA, that's nice you littl-
>HURRRHGGRHURGHUHRG

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:21:00 No.30197282 Report

Quoted By:

>>30197255
Im sorry.

You put in a story, so you get brownie points.

lets just say we both thought of it!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:21:00 No.30197285 Report

Quoted By:

>>30197126
Simple. On the underside of his wrists he has a more traditional launching taser triggered by tugging his hand up sharply.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:22:00 No.30197287 Report

Quoted By:

>>30197260
Log in and upvote it, should only need about 3 or 4 to get them to move it to permanent status

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:24:00 No.30197319 Report

Quoted By: >>30197342

Don't they have jackets with solar panels on the back? Would he use something like that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:25:00 No.30197342 Report

Quoted By: >>30197356

>>30197319
Hes a night fighter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:26:00 No.30197356 Report

Quoted By: >>30197374 >>30197386

>>30197342
Okay give him an extension cord on his belt or somewhere so he can stop and charge. Maybe he'll do that when he stops for lunch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:28:00 No.30197373 Report

Quoted By:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scranton

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:28:00 No.30197374 Report

Quoted By:

>>30197356
nah nah, he builds up and stores static electricity with friction in his specially made clothing every time he walks around.

DAY TIME FIGHTING IS A GO

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:28:00 No.30197386 Report

Quoted By: >>30197436

>>30197356
Great. I just got an image in my head of him eating a sandwich while plugged into a wall where the cord looks like a tail. Onlookers are confused, and he just turns and says "What!?"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:30:00 No.30197416 Report

Quoted By: >>30197450

Does he carry defibrillators?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:31:00 No.30197419 Report

Quoted By: >>30197697

here's what i have so far

the taser boots will need to be heavily insulated, and have some way to shock only when he's kicking

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:31:00 No.30197436 Report

Quoted By:

>>30197386
im screening that, and will make something in the future

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:32:00 No.30197450 Report

Quoted By:

>>30197416
He IS defibrillators

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:34:00 No.30197462 Report

Quoted By: >>30197470

So does he have night/inferred vision in that helmet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:35:00 No.30197470 Report

Quoted By:

>>30197462
night at least.

everything seems to light up with a slight blue tinge of neon glow

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:35:00 No.30197473 Report

Quoted By: >>30197495

he's need some kind of HUD. you don't go up against multiple dudes and expect to be effective without some kind of 360 vision system

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:36:00 No.30197495 Report

Quoted By: >>30197516 >>30197521 >>30197557

>>30197473
How about instead of having cameras every where on him he just uses his ears?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:38:00 No.30197516 Report

Quoted By: >>30197650 >>30197725

>>30197495
>6 Feet Thunder is able to hear and feel the electrical currents that flow within living creatures, giving him abnormal senses

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:38:00 No.30197521 Report

Quoted By: >>30197725

>>30197495
Maybe he can see electricity. Including bio-electricity? Is that a thing?
The more intense the electricity of the soul is, the more aggravated they are

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:40:00 No.30197557 Report

Quoted By:

>>30197495
hearing aids in the helmet perhaps, amplify his hearing and can quiet sounds that would normally be too loud, like gunshots.

pretty easy to do with something like an arduino board

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:43:00 No.30197594 Report

Quoted By: >>30197627

i like how there are two seperate conversations going on

one group is thinking up some crazy lightning powered super hero

the other is brainstorming an actual crime fighting getup

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:45:00 No.30197616 Report

Quoted By: >>30197686

Wouldn't this guy need a background in Electrical Engineering to make his suit?

Captcha: TOMASO. servasl

Well now I'm picturing TOMASO as a local soup company being used as a front to sell drugs. No idea where that came from.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:46:00 No.30197627 Report

Quoted By:

>>30197594
was planning on mixing both

Matty_poo

Matty_poo Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:46:00 No.30197634 Report

Quoted By:

I'm all for the rlsh thing OP that being said, 6FT sounds so fucking bad ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:47:00 No.30197650 Report

Quoted By:

>>30197516
I like this.

Well, well, well. Six Feet Thunder has arrived. And you've come alone as we agreed?

Yes, but you haven't...

What?

There's two men in that car back there, five more in the warehouse to my left, and I noticed a sniper on my way over, whom I've already dealt with. Can we get on with this?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:49:00 No.30197677 Report

Quoted By: >>30197697 >>30197704

Sensors in the glove must recognize a specific arrangement of the fingers in order to trigger firing the tazer barbs concealed in 6FT's hands, which can be used as a quick retaliatory move against nearby opponents who are out of melee range, but pose an immediate threat (pulling a gun).

What do you think, sirs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:49:00 No.30197686 Report

Quoted By:

>>30197616
or his suit is designed by an electrical engineer sidekick

the actual hero would probably need to be a very proficient martial artist, well trained in krav-maga among others

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:50:00 No.30197697 Report

Quoted By: >>30197710

>>30197677
already in
>>30197419
see the upper right

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:50:00 No.30197704 Report

Quoted By: >>30197744

>>30197677
>6ft deploys his taser barbs by making The Shocker
I see what you did there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:51:00 No.30197710 Report

Quoted By: >>30197739

>>30197697
I think it's a joke...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:52:00 No.30197725 Report

Quoted By: >>30197757

>>30197516
>>30197521
So wait. Does this guy have powers himself or does the suit have a Bio-Electric Vision Mode? Wouldn't it get bio-electricity confused with pretty much any device with electricity in it?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:53:00 No.30197739 Report

Quoted By: >>30197754 >>30197779

>>30197710
what, the image?
no

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:53:00 No.30197744 Report

Quoted By:

>>30197704
To truly make it perfect, 6FT should be entirely unaware of the hand gesture he's making, and everyone else is silently offended/disturbed about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:54:00 No.30197754 Report

Quoted By:

>>30197739

Jesus christ...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shocker_%28hand_gesture%29

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:55:00 No.30197757 Report

Quoted By:

>>30197725
Its going both ways at the moment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:56:00 No.30197779 Report

Quoted By: >>30197784 >>30197825 >>30197933

>>30197739
>a revolver
>just in case

No.

No guns.

NO GUNS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:56:00 No.30197784 Report

Quoted By: >>30197799

>>>30197779
fine
it has rubber bullets

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:57:00 No.30197799 Report

Quoted By: >>30197832

>>30197784
Even with taser bullets I'd be against it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:59:00 No.30197817 Report

Quoted By:

I think im done for this thread.

I look forward for future development of 6 Feet Thunder.

Goodnight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:59:00 No.30197822 Report

Quoted By: >>30197840

So are we gonna call the fighting style he develops Electric Boogaloo?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 13:59:00 No.30197825 Report

Quoted By:

>>30197779
NO GUNS. NO GUNS! NOGUNS! NOGUNZ NUGHZ NGHZZNGHZNGZHZGGZHNGZH!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 14:00:00 No.30197832 Report

Quoted By: >>30197843 >>30197858 >>30197870

>>30197799
Its not like we're making another Batman here. Though, I am partially inclined to agree. Guns just aren't very... heroic. Personally, I'd prefer to see him with a typical stun-gun if anything, as opposed to that shotgun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 14:00:00 No.30197840 Report

Quoted By:

>>30197822
Sounds groovy.

his martial arts style incorporates a style of 70's disco dancing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 14:01:00 No.30197843 Report

Quoted By: >>30197899

>>30197832
the shotgun is the only thing that can use those taser shells, which have a much higher range than a normal stun gun

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 14:02:00 No.30197858 Report

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>>30197832
how about, an old leaver action sawn off shotgun instead of a "fuck everything tacticool" shotgun?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 14:02:00 No.30197870 Report

Quoted By:

>>30197832
it seems like the basic idea is "guns are for the bad guys." Even though Punisher is technically good-ish, he's still looked down upon for his arsenal and methods.

Besides, why even bother with all the techno junk if you're just gonna shoot someone?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 14:04:00 No.30197891 Report

Quoted By: >>30197905 >>30197912

No firearms.

I thought he was a brawler?

Come on, 6FT doesnt have those bitchin Tazer knuckle dusters for nothing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 14:04:00 No.30197899 Report

Quoted By:

>>30197843
How about a revolver that fires Taser Rounds? Just because it doesn't exist in real life, doesn't mean 6FT can't have it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 14:05:00 No.30197905 Report

Quoted By:

>>30197891
we havent even given a name to his signature weapons yet.

what shall the tazer things be called?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 14:06:00 No.30197908 Report

Quoted By: >>30197938

How about one of his moves be to put electric current through a firearm to set off all the ammo at once to destroy it or would that be too dangerous? He might get hit by shrapnel or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 14:06:00 No.30197912 Report

Quoted By: >>30197924

>>30197891
It's the result of people trying to be too realistic and not using suspension of disbelief.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 14:06:00 No.30197924 Report

Quoted By:

>>30197912
i thought the point was to be semi-realistic, even if it's a terrible idea and will get you shot

Painful Elegy

Painful Elegy Sun 02 Oct 2011 14:07:00 No.30197933 Report

Quoted By:

>>30197779

you want a low calibur weapon. it stops and disables, and tends to be nonlethal, and helps lengthen your effective range.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 14:07:00 No.30197938 Report

Quoted By: >>30198000

>>30197908
>thug points a gun at 6FT
>6 grabs gun
>shocks it to set off rounds
>all bullets fire as 6 is holding the front of the gun.

Nothing wrong here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 14:09:00 No.30197968 Report

Quoted By: >>30198000

Well I didn't mean while a thug was using it. I mean like he picks up a gun and does that so they can't just pick it up and use it. Maybe just for big firearms like the kind you have to set up on a vehicle or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 14:12:00 No.30198000 Report

Quoted By: >>30198018

>>30197968
Meant to have this as a response to >>30197938

Also he could shock someone through the gun just enough to make them drop it maybe.

Painful Elegy

Painful Elegy Sun 02 Oct 2011 14:13:00 No.30198018 Report

Quoted By: >>30198028 >>30198110

>>30198000

the convulsion would cause them to pull the trigger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 14:14:00 No.30198028 Report

Quoted By: >>30198072

>>30198018
Wouldn't know, never been electrocuted before.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 14:18:00 No.30198072 Report

Quoted By: >>30198110

>>30198028
it makes your muscles tense. If they were holding a gun at the time, it would most likely make them clench their hand.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 14:21:00 No.30198110 Report

Quoted By: >>30198204

>>30198018
>>30198072
Okay

>grab gun in thug's hand
>point gun at other thug's leg
>electrocute first thug causing him to shoot other thug in the leg

Painful Elegy

Painful Elegy Sun 02 Oct 2011 14:28:00 No.30198204 Report

Quoted By: >>30198228

>>30198110

by the time you've done that, the other thug has shot you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 14:30:00 No.30198228 Report

Quoted By:

>>30198204
Well it wouldn't be as slow as it sounds. I'm thinking something like Snake doing CQC speed more or less.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 14:36:00 No.30198294 Report

Quoted By: >>30198332 >>30198363

New one /co/

Try this again, not letting me post

... I swear if I ever get this to post I'll run through the
streets naked with joy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 14:39:00 No.30198332 Report

Quoted By:

>>30198294
Awesome, someone used my finger idea.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 14:41:00 No.30198363 Report

Quoted By:

>>30198294
FINALLY! Thought it would never go through

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 15:14:00 No.30198712 Report

Quoted By:

Oh god this thread, I'm dying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 16:20:00 No.30199457 Report

Quoted By:

shockerpunch

your thing would be after you defeat your opponent explain to him that shocker sounds like sucker so its a funny wordplay on suckerpunch

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Anonymous Sun 02 Oct 2011 17:07:00 No.30199954 Report

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Godammit it is hard to make something at all similar. Anyways I stole the name!

Nick "OMGTSN" Smalley

Nick "OMGTSN" Smalley Sun 02 Oct 2011 19:22:00 No.30201824 Report

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So this is like the Shocker's superhero version, except using electricity instead of vibration?

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