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Anonymous !BEEtLE/iVI Tue 04 Oct 2011 10:16:00 No.30257231 View View Reply Original Report

Jackie Chan is in a step ladder and footstool factory, /co/

He's holding a baby and isn't looking for a fight.

Who beats him?

‪‮‪‮/oc/ fo rednamm/oc/‮ ‭Vorked Larfleeze‫‭‭‪‮‭‬‬‬‬‬ !BEEtLE/iVI

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‪‮‪‮/oc/ fo rednamm/oc/‮ ‭Vorked Larfleeze‫‭‭‪‮‭‬‬‬‬‬ !BEEtLE/iVI Tue 04 Oct 2011 10:17:00 No.30257244 Report

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Hercules who just wants some mead.

pi8you

pi8you Tue 04 Oct 2011 10:18:00 No.30257256 Report

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the baby.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Oct 2011 10:18:00 No.30257257 Report

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>>30257231
Squirrel Girl.

Off-screen.

Rhaeme !!V2FQemIUsrM

Rhaeme !!V2FQemIUsrM Tue 04 Oct 2011 10:18:00 No.30257274 Report

Quoted By: >>30257311

Alternate universe Jackie Chan, who is in the same situation, but his partner Chris Tucker was just shot, right after learning he has to avenge the death of his master.

Also, he's drunk.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Oct 2011 10:19:00 No.30257284 Report

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>>30257231
Obligatory

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Oct 2011 10:20:00 No.30257311 Report

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>>30257274
>he's drunk

We're all fucked.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Oct 2011 10:20:00 No.30257312 Report

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Himself. Yata.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Oct 2011 10:20:00 No.30257316 Report

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The baby is actually a baby Murial
he's trying to get back and reverse the magic spell she's under

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Oct 2011 10:25:00 No.30257443 Report

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Our only hope is to get both Owen Wilson and Chris Tucker as the zany comic relief characters to come in with a wacky plan to get something valuable. It will distract Jackie enough to send in specialized squads to remove the ladders and footstools and any and all rope present in a highly comedic fashion. Then we get the mother of the baby to take it back, eventually leading to Chris Tucker and Owen Wilson to get Jackie Chan in trouble due to zaaaaany antics.

That is how you stop Jackie Chan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Oct 2011 10:28:00 No.30257495 Report

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Cosgrove

"Hey.""Cut it out."

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Oct 2011 10:29:00 No.30257519 Report

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>>30257316
has he already been beaten once and asked "What do I do? What do I do?" after making symbolic gestures of what's going on, and was previously scared by Eustace?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Oct 2011 10:30:00 No.30257530 Report

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No one beats him. Jackie beat Batman. It was on /co/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Oct 2011 10:31:00 No.30257546 Report

Quoted By: >>30257606

pick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Oct 2011 10:32:00 No.30257588 Report

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>>30257519

He has been beaten once, but has not encountered Eustace since being scared by him at the beginning of the episode. He did, however, explain his plight to the computer and got scornful advice in return.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Oct 2011 10:33:00 No.30257603 Report

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What if he was also drunk

Saul Goodman !badGuYZ.y.

Saul Goodman !badGuYZ.y. Tue 04 Oct 2011 10:34:00 No.30257606 Report

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>>30257546
Campbell wins against all

>campbell makes a wise crack against doomguy and doomguy dies of shame knowing it will be repeated in duke nukem for years to come.
>jackie chan overhears the joke and gives up realizing that he'll never have the fast wit of campbell.
>batman has no sense of humour, so it becomes a chin-off
>batman may have a fine chin but campbell is the king of chins

Easy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Oct 2011 10:35:00 No.30257625 Report

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Batman tries.

By the end of the fight, nobody's won but Bruce is finally at peace with his parents' murder and he moves on with his life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Oct 2011 10:35:00 No.30257636 Report

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>>30257588
Tough call, tough call... was the computer's advice especially sarcastic?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Oct 2011 10:40:00 No.30257714 Report

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This machine, easily.

>"Hey there! I wanted to help you out, can I carry the baby?"
>"It seems like all these ladders and footstools are in the way. Let me help you clean up the factory."
>"You look tired, why don't you go take a rest? I'll take care of the little kid here."

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Oct 2011 10:40:00 No.30257724 Report

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>>30257606
>batman may have a fine chin but campbell is the king of chins
Which is why I am looking forward to Raimi doing the WoW movie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Oct 2011 10:42:00 No.30257753 Report

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>>30257636

Second round of advice, computer was entirely exasperated and was making it quite obvious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Oct 2011 10:44:00 No.30257786 Report

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Droopy.
Just Droopy.

poopy

poopy Tue 04 Oct 2011 10:45:00 No.30257805 Report

Quoted By: >>30257905 >>30258392

Jackie Chan hasnt made one good thing since Rush Hour 2

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Oct 2011 10:45:00 No.30257813 Report

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a jacky chan who walks in with the baby of his recently deceased mentor

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Oct 2011 10:48:00 No.30257869 Report

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Some one who challenges him to a fencing duel and is decent at it, since he likes to fence but kind of sucks at it. And by kind of I mean "How the fuck can he move his limbs that fast unarmed and be retarded slow with a light thrusting sword? Why are his blocks always too low? Is he expecting to be stabbed in the groin?"

Saul Goodman !badGuYZ.y.

Saul Goodman !badGuYZ.y. Tue 04 Oct 2011 10:50:00 No.30257905 Report

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>>30257805
>Jackie Chan hasnt made one good thing since Police Story 3 : Supercop

Fixed that for ya

Happycake

Happycake Tue 04 Oct 2011 10:51:00 No.30257921 Report

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I just had the most terrible idea.

Jackie Chan, with his prop-combat mastery, having Carrot Top for a sidekick.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Oct 2011 10:53:00 No.30257965 Report

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The one and only human who could defeat Jackie Chan (and he even did it on screen) and Chuck Norris (killed him).

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Oct 2011 10:54:00 No.30257976 Report

Quoted By: >>30258110 >>30258156

Is Wrestlemania being held at the factory?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Oct 2011 11:00:00 No.30258063 Report

Quoted By: >>30258107 >>30258140

ITT people who have only seen shitty American Jackie Chan films.
Go back to talking about comics and cartoons, guys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Oct 2011 11:03:00 No.30258107 Report

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>>30258063
not entirely.

Project A is still my favourite

Happycake

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Happycake Tue 04 Oct 2011 11:03:00 No.30258110 Report

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>>30257976
Captcha: excellency

Yes, and Bret Hart is the general manager. The factory also produces folding tables in addition to the step ladders and foostools that are packaged with matching chairs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Oct 2011 11:03:00 No.30258114 Report

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>>30258107
I can accept you as a person, but the others....

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Oct 2011 11:04:00 No.30258140 Report

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>>30258063
>ITT people who are primarily interested in things relating to the board's subject.

No, really?

Snarky Bastard

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Snarky Bastard Tue 04 Oct 2011 11:05:00 No.30258156 Report

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>>30257976
>>30258110

and, unfortunately for both of you,

FACTORY

IS

JERICHO

and this factory just opened up an Armbar division.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Oct 2011 11:06:00 No.30258165 Report

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>>30258140
>implying American Jackie Chan films are /co/
maybe reread the guy's post

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Oct 2011 11:08:00 No.30258209 Report

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>>30258165
He said "go back to reading comics and cartoons," like that wasn't what this board was for and we were all supposed to be extensively familiar with Jackie Chan films.

Maybe he thought he was on /jc/, I don't know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Oct 2011 11:09:00 No.30258218 Report

Quoted By: >>30258270

>>30257869
Not real Jackie Chan. Of course it's all stage fighting and stuff and impractical but it looks cool. Real martial arts are boring. Though I am curious why so many eastern martial artists get into fencing. Bruce Lee's favorite martial art was some Spanish style of fencing. It just seems weird.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Oct 2011 11:11:00 No.30258270 Report

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>>30258218
Many fencing styles are primarily reactive and extremely fast. It's good for training reflexes. Fencing and stickfighting used to be considered necessary training to be a skilled boxer or wrestler as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Oct 2011 11:12:00 No.30258291 Report

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>>30258209
I meant exactly what I said.
To go back to talking about comics and cartoons, rather than a subject they hardly know anything about. I was not vague at all, friend.

!9miaowQx2o

!9miaowQx2o Tue 04 Oct 2011 11:13:00 No.30258302 Report

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NOBODY, OP

ARE YOU INSANE?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Oct 2011 11:16:00 No.30258344 Report

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Hello, bub.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Oct 2011 11:18:00 No.30258375 Report

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Jackie Chan's power is inversely related to how much trouble he wants.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Oct 2011 11:19:00 No.30258392 Report

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>>30257805
i liked little big soldier.

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Anonymous Tue 04 Oct 2011 11:22:00 No.30258438 Report

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Batman, cause the factory's been abandoned for years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Oct 2011 11:23:00 No.30258466 Report

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nothing, except a clone who wants even less trouble.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Oct 2011 11:29:00 No.30258575 Report

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He don't want no trouble man. You can't beat that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Oct 2011 11:30:00 No.30258591 Report

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Popeye eats spinach, punches reality, altering it so Chan does want trouble, crushes Jackie like an insect.

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Anonymous Tue 04 Oct 2011 11:36:00 No.30258683 Report

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JACKIIIIIIIIIIE

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