>>30412454I Saw Booze Kissing Santa Claus
Tony Stark woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one hammered box that looked like a bottle.
Then Tony Stark noticed that booze was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.
Tony Stark thought that he would surprise booze. Maybe even sneak up behind him and drink him on his drunk penis. That always made booze shitfaced.
Tony Stark crept sexily down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its high lights, and the presents, heaped up voraciously, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and booze. Kissing someone.
Tony Stark was so angry, he picked up a barrel from a table and threw it eagerly at the bar.
They both looked around.
"booze, you trippin' balls Beer mascot!" Tony Stark yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Tony Stark looked and then rubbed his tongue and looked again. It was Santa Claus.
"Let me explain," booze said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what an intoxicated kiss it was."
"Well, I suppose," Tony Stark said drunkly. "If he was under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be inebriated."
That seemed reasonable. Tony Stark went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.
Santa was the best kisser ever, like being utter and completelly drunk. He made Tony Stark's mouth feel all giddy.
"You see?" booze said thirstly and Tony Stark saw. So they had a threeway.
Everybody's presents were late.