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As Garfield rode, a Tractor Trailer truck filled with lasagna drove beside him.
"Lasagna feed my body and soul. Give me strength to rescue ladies in danger." Garfield said as he looked to the truck.
Lasagna burst out of truck to feed Garfield and entered his mouth for eating, filling Garfields muscular body with power and energy.
"Thank you Lasagna you are now part of me." Garfield said with gratitude to lasagna.
In the distance Garfield spotted trouble. It was a tank filled with vile minions of Ashton Kutcher.
"Behold Garfield our beast of iron and metal. You ride ends here Garfield for we are righteous." Said the tank commander with taunts.
At villains petty taunts Garfield laughed with scoffing. He turned on his DIO beyond maximum volume and glared at foolish tank with fiery eyes.
"Rust in peace, iron beast." Garfield said to the tank as he rode right through the tank at laser speed splitting it in half.
Meanwhile in Ashton Kutchers demon lair evil was brewing in hearts of men. Ashton Kutcher was sitting on his throne dressed like wicked sultan while Natalie Portman was chained to the wall.
"Haha Natalie Portman you are mine on this midnight hour. All of your hope should be abandoned for I am your new master!" Cackled Ashton Kutcher with evil.
"No Garfield will save me for he is true hero of man." Natalie Portman said with hope.
"Hoho not even Garfields manliness can save you now. We will star in movies and makes eons of money." Declared Ashton Kutcher with maniac laughing.
"Garfield please come I need you." Natalie Portman said with longing.