Anonymous
:33 < *vwiskers is a furrlthy slut!*
Anonymous
>>31230296 >furthly That.. I dont know.. :\
Anonymous
the delicate, spindly curves of the Peregrine Mendicantafter her transformation into Bec Blanche
Anonymous
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How many hamsteaks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Anonymous
So, how many outfits will LE go through before the kids even lay eyes on him?
Anonymous
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>>31230304 Bit of a purretch, was it?
Anonymous
>>31230319 i hope he goes through different visual designs too because christ almighty what a bland looking main villain.
Anonymous
>>31230319 I have a feeling as he kills God Tier kids and trolls, he'll add their hoodies as trophies to his overcoat. Marketing 101, people. Gotta move that merchandise, even after you kill the characters.
Anonymous
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>>31230329 Dude, you're just mad he isn't a generic "elegant" villain.
Also, $50 on him becoming meta and the kids aborting him from time ala Gigyas.
Anonymous
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What if Lord English is completely retarded, and just sits there and drools whilst Scratch pushes him around in a wheelchair?
Anonymous
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>>31230334 doesn't hussie have a master's in entrepreneurship and business management?
it all makes perfect sense.
Anonymous
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>>31230334 Even if the characters never display it themselves.
I'm fucking looking at you, Hope and Heart god tiers.
Anonymous
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Question: Are you still taking submissions to the giftcard for Hussie and Halftruth, or am I shit out of luck?
Anonymous
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>>31230329 While I'm not yet a swooning fan, bland? Bland he is not. Hulk pharoh pegleg pimp puppet crocodile man? I mean, I dont particularly like it, he really has this unfinished look, which is why I'm expecting more outfits, and Hussie loves dressup time, so come on, lets get some gogdamned fanart up in here.
Anonymous
>>31230311 People calling PM Bec Blanche irritates me.
Bec Noir was called like that because his name was Jack Noir.
PM, by the logic, should be called Bec Prospitian Monarch, or even BPM. Not Bec Blanche. Because her name isn't Jack Blanche.
Anonymous
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>>31230365 holy shit could you be any more autistic?
deal. with. it. nerd.
also come at me bro
Anonymous
Anonymous
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I miss MSPAchan. I got some real gems from there.
Anonymous
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>>31230365 How about Bec Prospitian or Bec Monarch?
Jack lost half of his name too, yo.
And the people calling her Bec Blanche call her that because she's white and regard Noir being black as helpful coincidence.
Anonymous
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>>31230365 Well, what do we call her, then? Hussie went with Bec Noir because it was forced simiplication from Jackspers Noirlecrow. PM never got painfully elaborate. BPM is sort of funny, as an acronym, but... eh. i got nothing, honestly.
Anonymous
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>>31230392 ...this is really hot for some reason.
damn...
Anonymous
>>31230365 She is Bec Blanche because she is Bec Noir, but white.
So instead of Bec Noir (Black), she is Bec Blanche (white).
Thank you, and goodnight you autistic fuck.
Anonymous
I just call them Jack and PM. There really is no need for nicknames.
Anonymous
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>>31230418 this for consistencies sake.
and fuck the other guy
i will call her bec blanche until i die.
Anonymous
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>>31230365 It is a nickname derived from another nickname for the sake of contrast.
Not all nicknames have to derive from the original name itself.
Anonymous
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>>31230425 Or, even better, Bec-Jack and Bec-PM. Or just call them both fucking Bec.
Anonymous
What if we called them white chocolate and dark chocolate?
Anonymous
She's PM Jack is Jack Noir No-one in the comic refers to them as 'Bec Noir' 'Jaquerel' or 'Bec Blanche' or whatever you call them Stop arguing about stupid fanon names for stupid shallow characters
Anonymous
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>>31230418 BUT THIS IS RACISM!
Anonymous
Why don't we call them Nigga Bec and Cunt Bec? There.
Anonymous
>>31230443 how about lemonade and coke
Anonymous
>>31230445 but HUSSIE refers to him as Bec Noir, which is what matters. I've been bugging him about a proper name for PM's equivalent, but he won't respond to my emails.
Anonymous
>>31230461 John's already Coke.
Which John? The only John worthy of attention, of course.
Anonymous
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I thought we'd agreed on Postal Mailwoman, the perfect double entendre
Anonymous
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how about POO and CUM
Anonymous
is it just me or does there seem to be a huge bifurcation thing with the trolls Gamzee has a split personality Tavros is part-man part-machine Karkat has his stupid time selves Aradia is both alive and dead Sollux has double vision and Eridan I mean that's a lot of bifurcation!!!
Anonymous
>>31230456 Cunt Bec sounds like an awesome nickname for a prostitute.
Anonymous
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>>31230445 Technically, it isnt fannon, if the author suggests Jack's name. Is it? Is there a word for out of story cannon?
Anonymous
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>>31230492 Sollux has double everything.
>and Eridan lol
Anonymous
>>31230495 Count Bec sounds like an awesome nickname for a vampire.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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I like Bec Blanche because "blanche", at least in french, has a connotation of purity and innocence. Even though she killed (a villain) to meet her objective, it's a good contrast to jack noir.
Anonymous
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triple saiyan peregrine mendicant
Anonymous
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>>31230506 One!
One dead Sovereign Slayer!
Ah ah ah!
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Yeah. Gal-o sengen.
Anonymous
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Fuck! Forgot to color the hair.
Anonymous
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Super Saiyan 3 Princess Mononoke and Dark Chocolate Jack-o-Nigga. There.
Anonymous
what if bec noir is kicking PM's ass and john intervenes because he's a dipshit and manages to get a heroic death but bec noir dies and PM joins the kids and they fly off together to find LE and rose uses her light powers to let john use her vision and communicate with him from beyond the veil and he's a spooky ghost who uses his ethereal powers to prank lord english hency a ghosty trickster
Anonymous
>>31230608 What if your matesprit orbits my bone bulge?
Anonymous
>>31230621 but you are my matesprit
Anonymous
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>>31230608 Goddamn it, stop being illiterate and making sense at the same time.
Anonymous
>>31230633 Well then that sort of makes sense doesn't it
Anonymous
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>>31230642 so you are just spinning on your dick like the top from inception forever because this is a dream
Anonymous
>>31230621 Would that even be a real insult to trolls
I mean technically you can be the kismesis of someone else's matesprit and there's no disloyalty involved so is that really even offensive
Anonymous
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I think it's time for a Brojack!
Anonymous
What if the kids stand no chance against Lord English and they are just going to be fucked one after another by him?
Anonymous
>>31230657 Well, if they're orbiting one bone bulge, then they clearly can't scape said orbit to have shenanigans with the person being insulted.
Also, maybe your psychic bonebulge shoots vagina destroying laser beams, I don't know.
Anonymous
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What if in the reset, Dad is replaced by Betty crocker?
Anonymous
>>31230672 That'd be like watching a classic Italian opera and the last act is just the antagonist raping the protagonist for an hour
Anonymous
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>>31230683 i think that phrase adequately summarizes the last two flashes. "vagina destroying laser beams"
Anonymous
>>31230694 You don't actually watch much Italian Classical opera, do you?
Anonymous
>>31230694 This... Is not the most outlandish potential ending for an italian opera, you understand. THey could be pretty sadistic.
Anonymous
>>31230694 The Rape of Lucretia?
Anonymous
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>>31230710 Yeah I kind of realized how plausible that was after I posted it
Anonymous
>>31230710 >>31230706 >>31230728 Since when did HSG watch opera?
Anonymous
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>>31230762 All this talk of rape makes me think I should.
Anonymous
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>>31230762 Well you see ever since I fucked your mom HSG's been sort of into opera
Anonymous
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Does Hussie watch Italian operas?
Anonymous
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>>31230337 Look at what happens to HSG when there are only a few of us
Anonymous
>>31230470 That's something that's been bugging me. Why is beta John called 'coke'?
Anonymous
>>31230392 Look at that woman's face. So much regret, so many questions, all essentially boiling down to asking just where she went wrong in life.
Anonymous
>>31230804 Because Coke > Pepsi
HSG is convinced John turned into a retard upon attaining god tier
Anonymous
>>31230762 Since always, my dear anon.
The level of cultural knowledge of an average HSG dweller is indeed quite advanced. I shall say that many of us do enjoy antique literature as well, to the point where "abscond" isn't a word Hussie dug away from an old dictionary, but something common to say every time an escape is imminent.
PRINCESS BARBIE SPARKLE BUBBLE QUEEN THE FIFTH !ayMLpr/KpQ
PRINCESS BARBIE SPARKLE BUBBLE QUEEN THE FIFTH !ayMLpr/KpQ Sun 06 Nov 2011 17:08:00 No. 31230825 Report >>31230816 i pity those without a fresh supply of cane sugar.
Anonymous
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>>31230816 No they are just noticing that john is actually pretty retarded period
Anonymous
>>31230816 I was aware of the latter, but I don't understand the former. What does an opinion on soft drinks have to do with the naming of a beta form of a character?
Indexer !t1.kaRtHUs
>>31230804 It all boils down to the same beverage called in two different ways and distributed by different companies.
Anonymous
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Why do people keep calling her Bec Blache? She's clearly the Pedigree Mailchaser
Anonymous
>>31230762 Dude. Homestuck is designed, intentionally, to riff on as much and as many tropes as possible, as fast as possible, and with as many layers as possible. Even well beyond the impossible, as often as not.
Of course its going to appeal to people with a wide, broad taste in media. You dont think all the fans are the shitposters endlessly trolling the endless general grind, do you?
Anonymous
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>>31230807 It really is kind of fucking depressing. Imagine the kind of shameless, desperate life you have to lead to end up sucking a horse's dick.
Anonymous
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>>31230816 He was on the path beforehand, but that was just the final nail in the coffin.
I remember back when people actually argued he would react logically to things happening around him.
Anonymous
>>31230829 Because one soft drink is superior to another.
I makes me wonder if Troll John from those awful raceswap AUs would be the Faygo one.
Anonymous
Hey guys, you know how Aradia has hair when she gets turned into a bot? How does that even work? Is her hair like one big metal plaque? Is it made of wire wool or whatever you call it?
Anonymous
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>>31230833 That's not true. Pepsi is sweeter, and Coke is more carbonated.
Anonymous
BATLORD, DEACON OF THE CHURCH OF REAL METAL !EvCXCz0K7E
BATLORD, DEACON OF THE CHURCH OF REAL METAL !EvCXCz0K7E Sun 06 Nov 2011 17:11:00 No. 31230867 Report Quoted By:
>>31230825 dayum nigga clean yo shit up
Indexer !t1.kaRtHUs
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>>31230858 Hoofbeast Tails.
Anonymous
>Now give her a handlebar mustache I'll do you one better.
Anonymous
>>31230852 I just don't understand why an opinion on soft drink companies has to do with what John is being called.
Anonymous
>>31230872 Now make it ganguro
Anonymous
>>31230852 >not drinking faygo Its a dollar for a 3litre of faygo and it tastes like namebrand
Anonymous
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>>31230843 >all the fans are the shitposters endlessly trolling the endless general grind All I am saying is this picture seems to be even more related than I first suspected
Anonymous
>>31230872 imaculturenotacostume.png
Indexer !t1.kaRtHUs
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>>31230874 For the exact same reason: It matters not.
Anonymous
>>31230889 You forget that Le is racist as fuck.
Anonymous
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>>31230858 Think platemail over chainmail
Anonymous
Indexer !t1.kaRtHUs
>>31230901 a Racist Time Deamon Devourer of entire Universes can't be Mexican.
Anonymous
feferi's wet body after swimming
Anonymous
So if Alpha John is Coke, who's a little too bubbly for my taste, and Beta John is Pepsi, who's too sweet for my taste, who the hell is Vanilla Coke, the one I acually prefer?
Anonymous
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>>31230889 YO ESE THROW ME SOME ORANGES EH I JUST GOT BACK FROM ALEJANDRO'S WEDDING AND THAT ASSEMBLY-LINE BEEF SERVED ON PAPER TRAYS TASTE IS STUCK IN MY MOUTH YOU FILTHY AUG
Anonymous
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>>31230912 Why not? Mexicans are known for devouring resources, anyways.
Anonymous
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Kanaya's glowing macroclit
Anonymous
Anonymous
Antares
I wake up to this, yesterday you were having a glorious disccusion of politics and government ideals, today coke vs pepsi>dr pepper
Anonymous
kanaya's rainbow blood-spattered lips and chin
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Nepeta's oddly mobile tail
Anonymous
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>>31230938 >mfw I expected that to be that Harley Quinn character from Batman. Anonymous
>>31230956 What's up with that?
Anonymous
Oh God What Did I Do Last Night My Vagina Feels Like Ive Wedged A Submarine Up There
Anonymous
>>31230938 Yesterday was a bawling clusterfuck of Conservatives and Liberals shouting at each other over who deserves to die and throwing tantrums.
This is much better, trust me.
PRINCESS BARBIE SPARKLE BUBBLE QUEEN THE FIFTH !ayMLpr/KpQ
PRINCESS BARBIE SPARKLE BUBBLE QUEEN THE FIFTH !ayMLpr/KpQ Sun 06 Nov 2011 17:17:00 No. 31230968 Report Anonymous
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>>31230935 >Dave >Vanilla This is like saying that Equius is asexual
Indexer !t1.kaRtHUs
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>>31230938 It can't be always Sunday Morning.
Except right now it is, for me.
Anonymous
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equius' sweaty muscly body after working out
Anonymous
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>>31230960 Its either part of her or her master mechanic friend made it.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
do you think Kanaya's insides glow as well? do you think her cooch is like some kind of incredible light source?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>31230956 Equius gave her a STRONG hug and crippled her spine. He made her a replacement spine, complete with tail. Why do you think it's blue?
Anonymous
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>>31230962 As far as I can tell, you were a lightbulb to all and sundry, which made it very difficult for anyone to sleep due to how much light you were putting out.
Anonymous
>>31230968 Stop leaving your damn nerf darts laying around.
That's how they end up being squashed
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>31230976 i'd love to get my cock covered in rainbows
fap fap fap fap fap fap
Anonymous
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>>31230983 >blind troll >cant get dubs at least gamzee always gets dubs
Anonymous
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>>31230824 I myself go to second hand bookshops in search of classic literature and whatnot to read
I picked up a copy of Kafka's Metamorphosis for $1 and a bunch of Harvard Classics for $2.50 each
Anonymous
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>>31230967 hey now, some of us were perfectly polite anarcho-syndicalists
i'm not i just like the phrase Anonymous
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>>31230960 You would not believe how well developed the muscles of Nepeta's arse are. She can clench a pencil between her cheeks and write legible cursive. She can give a deep tisse massage with her buttocks alone.
PRINCESS BARBIE SPARKLE BUBBLE QUEEN THE FIFTH !ayMLpr/KpQ
PRINCESS BARBIE SPARKLE BUBBLE QUEEN THE FIFTH !ayMLpr/KpQ Sun 06 Nov 2011 17:19:00 No. 31231004 Report Quoted By:
>>31230988 squashed on my desk?
Anonymous
No but seriously guys, Pepsi tastes a lot better than Coke.
Anonymous
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>>31230985 I like the idea of Equius modifying people to be irl fursuits.
Indexer !t1.kaRtHUs
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Nepeta blood covered fangs
Anonymous
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>>31230988 >not leaving your darts loaded in case of zombies Anonymous
>>31230968 My dear, fellow Austalian, are you coming on to me?
Anonymous
>>31231006 spoilers they have identical ingredients and the different tastes are all psychological attributes
Anonymous
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>>31230983 You're pointing in the wring direction you FAT NASTY TRASH
PRINCESS BARBIE SPARKLE BUBBLE QUEEN THE FIFTH !ayMLpr/KpQ
PRINCESS BARBIE SPARKLE BUBBLE QUEEN THE FIFTH !ayMLpr/KpQ Sun 06 Nov 2011 17:21:00 No. 31231028 Report >>31231015 only if you get me out of the western state.
Anonymous
Why the fuck are these threads always so fucking weird.
Anonymous
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terezi's tongue exploring your body
Anonymous
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>>31231022 spoilers they did blind taste tests
Anonymous
>>31231006 No but seriously it doesn't
Anyway
The Condesce's skintight regalia
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>31230983 tz what the fuck are y0u p0inting at
Anonymous
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>>31231022 Doesn't stop Pepsi from being better.
Anonymous
>>31231028 Sorry, I spent the last of my money on dildos
Anonymous
>>31231029 At least people arent roleplaying anymore
Anonymous
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>>31230901 For some reason this clicks well in my head, but i dont recall us ever seeing anything indicating his personality, other than eviller than Doc.
Anonymous
>>31230876 >>31230876 THE SHIT I DO FOR YOU HSG
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>31231029 We're kind of like uh perpetually horny I have no idea why
Anonymous
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aradia letting you cum wherever you want because she doesn't give a fuck
Anonymous
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>>31231053 Tavros's limp useless bonebuldge
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>31230982 what if Kanaya covered up her entire body but for some reason wore crotchless panties and her vagina was glowing furiously and moths were attracted to the light and she spent the entire night trying to stop moths from flying up into and laying eggs in her cunt
Anonymous
>>31231036 I nominate you for the thing we do
Anonymous
>>31231034 A myth
It's all bodypaint [spoiler
I lied it's icing Anonymous
>>31231052 How can we make this more ridiculous...
Maybe a thug life tattoo on the chest?
Anonymous
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>>31231052 Look at what you've done with yourself
Anonymous
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>>31231062 Spoke to soon, well at least the whole thread isnt roleplaying.
Anonymous
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>>31231052 Make it a muscle girl
Anonymous
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>>31231068 I... I don't know :c
I'm not good at stuff like this
Anonymous
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>>31231076 But she's not Meloetta...
Anonymous
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>>31231079 AR has a tattoo across his shoulderblades that says BUG LYFE
Anonymous
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I can't tell what's fanon and what's the actual comic anymore time to go
Anonymous
Is anyone else's 4chanX not working?
Anonymous
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>>31231067 As someone with an irrational fear/hatred of moths,
AIUGEIUGWOAWTDSIWFGUAKBSYRWIFGEIFGUOEGFEIOHFIOEGHFOIEGIRUFGEUIOfuck you
Anonymous
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>>31231079 Tribal ones, perhaps? But over-the-topped, like, every inch.
Anonymous
politics, eh how about we go OLD SCHOOL with some metastuck>HSG calls himself an anarchist, although he hasn't even heard of bakunin or anything, he just uses it as an excuse to set things on fire >tumblr has a bazillion views on gender politics and all things related to it, but very few views on organised government, generic leftie if pushed >MSPAF is the blandest kind of centrist, just because he doesn't like arguing about things that aren't MSPA >DA is a staunch republican, just like she was raised to be, although she makes an exception for the kawaii yaois x33
Anonymous
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vriska's fangs slowly trailing on your back and neck and you have no idea when she'll bite
Anonymous
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>>31231100 just reinstall it and remove the old version
Anonymous
>Coke is better >Pepsi is better >Dr. Pepper is better >Faygo is better > HUEHUEHUE DOLLY BETTER >Whatever other brand is better Opinions, opinions
Anonymous
>>31231034 AAA I'M SO FAT I HATE MY LIFE
Anonymous
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are we talking about fizzy drinks again
Anonymous
STOP US1NG MY 4SS FOR 4 P1LLOW >:[
Anonymous
>>31231100 Yea it like completely shut off a few hours ago.
I installed the new version and it's working fine though. Better then before, even, since it was fucking up a bit before
Anonymous
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>>31231103 >MSPAF is the world's biggest autistic devil's advocate Anonymous
Anonymous
>>31231110 Faygo is a brand niggaaaaaaaaa
http://www.faygo.com/ also that website is way to rockin, I think they have been drinking some gamzee at faygo HQ
Anonymous
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>>31231120 WELL MAYBE IF YOU STOPPED BAKING CAKES ALL DAY, YOU FAT BITCH
PRINCESS BARBIE SPARKLE BUBBLE QUEEN THE FIFTH !ayMLpr/KpQ
PRINCESS BARBIE SPARKLE BUBBLE QUEEN THE FIFTH !ayMLpr/KpQ Sun 06 Nov 2011 17:28:00 No. 31231136 Report >>31231042 this is why you save your dolleridoos for the important things.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>31231110 If I say that foaming poop&piss shake is better, is that opinion too?
Indexer !t1.kaRtHUs
>>31231124 It stopped working about 14 hours ago to those who have autoupdater on.
Installing the new version fixes everything.
Anonymous
>>31231136 No, buying Hussie dildoes was definitely more imprtant than me eating.
Anonymous
>>31231131 i had a dream where i was hiding a faygo for some reason and was terrified that people would find out i liked that shit, so i went to space
Anonymous
>>31231120 Wait, what?
>>31231034 >fat My friend, if this is fat, you must like your girls dying of anorexia.
Anonymous
Thats The Last Time I Invite Terezi Round For A Sleepover
Anonymous
>>31231136 Okay buddy no
Water > Food > Dildos > Shelter > Plumbing > Electricity
Anonymous
>>31231148 Were they going to steals your hands?
Anonymous
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>>31231145 Well it was working fine for me before I passed out, which was I think about 9 last night (9 or so hours ago) but it was just completely off when I woke up (3 hours)
Anonymous
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>>31231161 no they were going to JUDGE ME, it was some serious F!S shit going on in my subconscious
Anonymous
>>31231157 Homestuck > everything you just listed
Anonymous
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>>31231157 You forgot internet at the very top there.
Anonymous
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PRINCESS BARBIE SPARKLE BUBBLE QUEEN THE FIFTH !ayMLpr/KpQ Sun 06 Nov 2011 17:31:00 No. 31231180 Report >>31231146 that's what i'm saying. you should have saved more so the dildos don't cut into your "importing australian shitposters" fund.
Anonymous
did that drawfag from last night MM ever finish that drawing of CC from waterworks?
Anonymous
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>>31231161 Is karkat around.
Anonymous
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>>31231151 Oh come now, I was merely engaging a bit of hyperbole to try and start a bit of go between with this madame
>>31231120 I would roger that saucy Condesce in a heartbeat.
Anonymous
>>31231172 Homestuck < Problem Sleuth <
SBAHJ Anonymous
>>31231180 Oh hey I just realized you were you
How have you been doing
Anonymous
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>>31231181 >MM For whatever reason when I read this I heard Morshu go "Mmmm!"
Anonymous
>>31231180 You are a very wise person. I would do well to learn from you.
Anonymous
>>31231151 I read that as dyslexia at first.
But no, the thigh/ass/groin region looks fat
Also the suit in general makes her look fat
PRINCESS BARBIE SPARKLE BUBBLE QUEEN THE FIFTH !ayMLpr/KpQ
PRINCESS BARBIE SPARKLE BUBBLE QUEEN THE FIFTH !ayMLpr/KpQ Sun 06 Nov 2011 17:33:00 No. 31231204 Report >>31231189 borderline necrotic
>>31231193 no you'd do well to think logically
Anonymous
>>31231153 1 W4S PL4NN1NG ON TH3 S4M3 T1M3 N3XT W33K
BUT F1N3 TH3N M1SS PR1SSY NO P4NTS
>:[
Anonymous
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who wants some Hussie made Ham comics?!
Anonymous
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>>31231188 No, you screwed up and got it backwards.
Didn't they ever teach you about the alligator in elementary school?
Anonymous
>>31231201 Holy shit you are a gigantic faggot
Anonymous
This looks much better Y/Y
Anonymous
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SOM3T1M3S MY H1PS G3T STUCK 1N DOORW4YS
Anonymous
>>31231216 >dat broken spine and awkward pose THIS IS MY FETISH
Anonymous
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No, Rose, he's your BROTHER.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>31231233 Okay this is you
Anonymous
>>31231204 Logic is a tool for math and debating. When all is said and done, the heart is where true desire lies, from a non medical point of view,
My point is, I regret nothing.
Anonymous
>>31231244 show me your penis
Anonymous
>>31231207 Sorry Terezi Its Just I Like To Be Able To Actually Walk The Next Day You Know
My Legs Feel Like Jelly And My Vagina Feels Like Its Going To Fall Apart
Anonymous
Guys how does this sound cosplay as gamzee prep>make gamzee costume >make cosmic faygo cupcakes Day of whatever>smoke a fuck load of weed >shower >have GF put on costume/do makeup >Go to event >eat cupcakes >drink faygo >give people cupcakes >????
Anonymous
>>31231260 As long as your cosplay doesn't look like ass then go for it
Anonymous
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>>31231253 YOU G3T US3D TO 1T W1TH 3NOUGH 3XP3R13NC3
Anonymous
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>>31231248 Sorry, friend, but that simply isn't possible. I've neither a webcam nor any sort of camera. I also don't have any conveniant pictures taken earlier, although the amount of times I've been asked makes me wonder if I should,
Anonymous
>>31231241 oh fuck he dissagrees with me, I know !
I'll call him a faggot.
Calm your tits.
Anonymous
>>31231268 I would hope to find a group of other troll cosplayers, give the sollux a cupcake and see how the group reacts when it kicks in.
Anonymous
>>31231284 I like the way you think. Criminal, but with potentially hilarious consequences.
Anonymous
>>31231284 ok just dont dose up a teenager or something k bro
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>>31231260 it's been done before
but sure, as long as you have fun
Anonymous
>>31231282 What? Dude that "Oh fuck I love cocks" image is hilarious I wasn't trying to legitimately insult you
Did you forget where you are?
Anonymous
>>31231307 I wasn't aware there were members of HSG that didn't love the coq. Especially considering that fiasco with the doggirl.
Anonymous
>>31231291 The cosplay wouldnt be complete without being criminally insane
>>31231298 I'd avoid the younger end of the teen spectrum but if he was over 15 and was cosplaying as sollux he could probably use a dose of weed because hes a bit to nerdy
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>31231327 you're not a doctor dude. i'm not trying to unhinge your cool, but seriously don't dose up a minor
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>>31231307 I don't usually hang around here.I mostly go to facepunch and make fun of matter when he's trying to convince us that vriska is still alive.
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>>31231323 i for one can confidently say that i love sucking cock
until everyone admits that to themselves, they're faggots
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>>31231331 Oh, there was this whole hullabaloo about 'so and so taking the knot', and 'floating on a sea of jade dicks', it was all delightfully raunchy.
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PRINCESS BARBIE SPARKLE BUBBLE QUEEN THE FIFTH !ayMLpr/KpQ Sun 06 Nov 2011 17:45:00 No. 31231357 Report >>31231244 logic is being rational. my point is i need to get the fuck out of perth.
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>It takes 20 minutes to backup my entire Homestuck folder I regret putting it on an external drive. I regret not checking the partition i was putting it on in the first place.
Anonymous
is there any porn of Waterworks yet
Anonymous
>>31231323 I am one of very few
Anonymous
>>31231357 You should join me is fragrant Novocastria. We have a University, you know.
Anonymous
>>31231342 speaking personally, a little weed ingested in the teenage years does little harm beyond making oneself very silly for a short while
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>>31231342 I'll just use height as a rubric, if hes short im not gunna give them a cupcake, hell I probably wont even see a sollux.
If you're going to a con in st.paul in the spring and want to get high for free dress up as sollux, we can find a karkat to steal your hands Anonymous
>>31231371 My condolensces on putting up with our lewd company. I'll try to remember not to get by todger out while you're around.
Anonymous
>>31231216 As in, literally?
Yes, I am a huge faggot
Anonymous
>>31231397 Just how tall are you, my dorian friend?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>31231397 so are you super tall or super wide oh what am i saying this is hsg
Anonymous
>>31231377 also speaking personally, people who spend a lot of time inside their own heads tend to get fucked up way harder, let alone against their will
conversely, an adult getting goofy on something they've likely tried before won't have much trouble at all handling it
MM
Anonymous
>>31231413 everyone's got to start somewhere, mr 413
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>>31231423 >mfw somebody is defending my gamzee cosplay Anonymous
what if everyone in HSG was actually this really attractive person but they're too afraid to admit it because they know people wouldn't believe them and would be assholes to them
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>>31231423 i contend that anime conventions are a terrible place for that
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>That feel when you want to watch Cascade again but you have to wait 5 minutes.
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>>31231227 We have to continue
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PRINCESS BARBIE SPARKLE BUBBLE QUEEN THE FIFTH !ayMLpr/KpQ Sun 06 Nov 2011 17:53:00 No. 31231448 Report Quoted By:
>>31231433 i'm not afraid to admit it
Anonymous
>>31231433 I'm pretty good-looking but why would I bring it up on 4chan
If I were looking for self-esteem handouts I'd skip on over to /soc/
Anonymous
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>>31231445 Naval Piercing, spacer earings, and a pipe.
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>>31231412 >>31231408 I used to be super wide and now I am super tall I guess?
I'm not like fucking shaq but I'm tall
Antares
Back from starbucks, so what is the preferred drink of homestuck general. I personally go for monster black zero as it gives me caffeine without the sugar.
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>>31231453 Don't kid yourself, you wouldn't. Because you know that place is full of retards.
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I have never smoked weed, never been interested in it which means I'd probably have to turn down cosmic cupcakes sadly
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>>31231433 well you know i'm generally quite modest about my sparkling eyes and luscious flowing locks
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PRINCESS BARBIE SPARKLE BUBBLE QUEEN THE FIFTH !ayMLpr/KpQ Sun 06 Nov 2011 17:54:00 No. 31231466 Report Quoted By:
>>31231376 Funnily enough, I know someone in Newcastle. Maybe I'll pop over some time.
Anonymous
It's so lonely being heterosexual in HSG It's hard and nobody understands
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>>31231459 monster sucks
have fun losing 5 years of your life
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>>31231459 apple juice delicious sugar om nom
Anonymous
>>31231469 I know that feel, bro.
Anonymous
>>31231433 >me >attractive >a stupidly ugly whale with a huge nose who doesn't have competence even to make friends Anonymous
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>>31231469 no one knows our plight, anon.
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>>31231459 it's go blog about it
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>>31231445 You have the reins, anon. I am merely the tool.
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>>31231469 The only people who do arent alone though, thats what makes you special
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>>31231433 I've actually done modelling and photography shoots (not the sexy kind, mind)
unfortunately, personality-wise I'm an absolute shit
Anonymous
>>31231469 >>31231473 We should have an heterosexual party.
Anonymous
Are you guys even discussing the comic?
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why does lady english only have two boobs we're talking like, 5 minimum
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>>31231476 we'll be your friends
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>630 GB FAT32 Partition FEFERIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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>>31231494 >HSG >discussing the comic Anonymous
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>>31231502 Prequel, I think? I've seen it posted several times in HSG.
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>>31231433 I have a schizophrenic mane of hair, a listless look, dark rimmed glasses and the expressive capacity of an unemployed, cynical clown. I've been told I have quite a good looking jawline though.
But that's not important now is it. All you need to know is that I am very ugly on the inside.
Indeed.
Anonymous
>>31231487 Jesus Christ, look at her legs.
Anonymous
>>31231494 I haven't even watched Cascade yet, I don't give a fuck
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>>31231494 What? What are you talking about
>>31231493 Sounds good to me
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>>31231506 go read waterworks
then you can ask
Anonymous
>>31231515 yo dawg lets fuck
Antares
>>31231494 not really I guess, the other comics I read usually have irc rooms where we just hang out and have similar interests so that's kind of homestuck general, I guess it wouldn't work with homestuck as it's to large.
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>>31231516 Shes like a fucking olympic athlete
Anonymous
>>31231520 The least you could do is catching up. That's like, the only requisite to post in hsg.
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When Hirtel said he was making something special for a reply and that it would only take a minute, I honestly thought he was putting his semen on that page.
Anonymous
H3LLO HSG HOW 1S YOUR MORN1NG
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>>31231529 >That's like, the only requisite to post in hsg Not even that
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>>31231534 It was pretty good till somebody started rollplaying
Anonymous
>>31231526 so why are you namefagging again
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>>31231534 i woke up in a screaming revelation that i had to become the baby
Anonymous
>>31231547 Maye they're relating things that the actual character is saying.
...I don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about it's like 7 o clock
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>>31231547 /e Varithas slowly removes the Tauren hulk's flimsy banana sling.
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>>31231552 I think he was the bad dragon guy?
If you mean why he is right now, I don't have a clue
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>>31231555 You've completely lost me.
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>>31231525 Quite impossible, you would have to brave the blackbutt forests that surround my home, and they're quite precocious this time of year. It's the mosquitos you see, well, you won't shortly after, but the point is it is probably not worth traversing the Australian veldt and polis just for a booty call.
Anonymous
>>31231529 Sure, I understand what's going on
Doc Scratch explodes, Lord English crawls out and is revealed to be some kind of crippled space zombie fagnuts, WV and AR dies, PM puts on a ring and does something, Dave and Rose go all fancy pants and Jade turns into a dog
the trolls do something
that's basically it isn't it
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What's your favourite idea?
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>>31231547 >Rollplaying >Roll 12 d12 Anonymous
>>31231567 Its 7am, people make mistakes, i meant ROLEplaying.
Anonymous
>>31231566 I still haven't read this.
Should I fap before or during? I was told it's not very erotic, but I might be able to
Anonymous
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>>31231585 maybe if you're in such a silly timezone you should go to sleep
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>>31231569 I... I don't know, by brain almost had a complete thought but when I typed it was like 'nah'
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>>31231575 Sollux does something, actually. The others don't do much
Anonymous
roleplayers go to trollmegle
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>>31231592 There's like no sex
The only time it happens is at the end and it's this huge like 10-paragraph metaphor instead of anything explicit
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>>31231582 I miss my Half-elf Warblade/Bloodstorm Blade.
Anonymous
>>31231575 You're entirely missing the larger picture (chronology leading to the critical event) as well as some pretty goddamn important details, such as what happened for the green sun mission.
Anonymous
>>31231600 >Silly timezone >1 hour behind 4Chan Also what the fuck is with that picture
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Is That A Cold Sore Vriska My My How Unsurprising
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>>31231608 rollplayers go to rollmegle
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>>31231592 maybe after, it can be a bit harrowing
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>>31231600 >middle of the USA >silly timezone Anonymous
SO 4R3 YOU 4LL DON3 4GU1NG Y3T TH1S 1S 4 F1N3 SUND4Y MORN1NG TH4T SHOULDNT B3 W4ST3D
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Herpes Simplex can be a terrible thing. How is Terezi holding up?
Anonymous
>>31231613 any timezone is a silly timezone when you're awake at arse o clock in the morning
Anonymous
>>31231626 put some pants on you fat nasty trash
Anonymous
>>31231641 Well what time is it for you then
That picture isn't as stupid as the other one
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>>31231641 oh god that image.
He's supposed to be creepy but with those eyes he's just so fucking derp I can't help but laugh.
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>>31231641 But i've been awake this late for a while.
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So did Queef ever finish that John/Condesce shit I doubt it since I could tell from the two posts he made that his heart wasn't in it
Anonymous
>>31231649 GMT, ten minutes past one on a sunday afternoon
the mother of timezones
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PRINCESS BARBIE SPARKLE BUBBLE QUEEN THE FIFTH !ayMLpr/KpQ Sun 06 Nov 2011 18:11:00 No. 31231685 Report >>31231668 hi
im serious about visiting newcastle
Anonymous
>>31231611 dave and rose end up creating the green sun or destroying the green sun or something and that's basically it right
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Old man, stop shootin' me!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGywo81G6lk&feature=related how many trolls could a trollhammeren troll if a trollhammeren could hammeren trolls?
Anonymous
>>31231687 They made it, instead of destroying it
Anonymous
>>31231685 I'm serious about recieving you
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>>31231682 Are these supposed to be scary?
Vriska's doesnt make sense
John looks retaded
Nepeta looks like two-face
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We should all play some qwop
Anonymous
>>31231696 well whatever man, green sun stuff
who gives a shit
Anonymous
>>31231673 I could write up what I fapped to yesterday, if that would help.
Anonymous
You want a silly timezone? It's 14:13 here.
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oh shit i got a boner
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>>31231711 A lot of people
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PRINCESS BARBIE SPARKLE BUBBLE QUEEN THE FIFTH !ayMLpr/KpQ Sun 06 Nov 2011 18:13:00 No. 31231723 Report >>31231702 i can't really be recieved if i don't know how to get to your house.
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>>31231711 I'm removing your homestuck privileges for a week. Get out.
Anonymous
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>>31231714 ..Uh what?
Yeah uh sure go right ahead
Anonymous
>>31231715 >the afternoon where are you even
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>>31231476 Maybe you could make friends if you didn't eat them on the spot.
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>>31231715 why hello it's 14:13 here too
Anonymous
>>31231673 I'm trying to write it right now but I'm being kinda severely hampered by writers block, sorry
Anonymous
>>31231730 >Sup most of Europe? PRINCESS BARBIE SPARKLE BUBBLE QUEEN THE FIFTH !ayMLpr/KpQ
PRINCESS BARBIE SPARKLE BUBBLE QUEEN THE FIFTH !ayMLpr/KpQ Sun 06 Nov 2011 18:15:00 No. 31231747 Report Quoted By:
it's currently 21:15 here
Anonymous
>>31231739 There's no such thing as writers block, just write ANYTHING that comes into your head and edit it later
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>>31231744 Yes that's what I said.
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Weird timezone? 11:15 here.huehuehue
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>>31231733 Look at that, gamzee always gets dubs
Anonymous
7:15 AM here Because sleep is for the sensible and as we all know, Texans are stupid
Anonymous
>>31231751 doesnt work so good when you have a plot
Anonymous
>>31231723 If you gave me a private means of messaging, I could give you my address. I'm a little wary about exposing myself to 6,120 cash on delivery parcels.
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PRINCESS BARBIE SPARKLE BUBBLE QUEEN THE FIFTH !ayMLpr/KpQ Sun 06 Nov 2011 18:18:00 No. 31231784 Report >>31231767 pbsbqtf on aim, we can talk for a while instead of succumbing to lust if you like.
Anonymous
>>31231751 Going by past experience that usually that just results in stupid shit that nobody wants to read, dude, but fair enough
Anonymous
>>31231765 >Hussie.png Actually, that could be an edit.
>They told me I could write anything I want >So I wrote anything I wanted Anonymous
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>>31231788 The best way to get over writers block is alcohol. It is also the best way to get over needing to edit your work.
Anonymous
>>31231762 yo dawg texan here let me hit you up nigga
prospitianMonarch !!GJNlpoRDht+
Bored and a bit upset over personal affairs. Anyone have a request?Bonus points for Sadstuck.
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>>31231788 So I wrote myself defeating an omnipotent entity.
Anonymous
>>31231811 Are you doing writefag or drawfag
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>>31231800 Yeah sure bro j-
>dawg Git on outta here you varmint
Antares
>>31231762 I'm in austin, more specifically ut. I think it might rain today, there's actually clouds in the god dam sky.
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>>31231811 draw peregrine mendicant finding an old abandoned mailtruck with a skeleton in it and being like :DD PACKAGES
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>>31231811 Karkat being sad because she will never be a man.
Anonymous
>Karkat roleplayer gets genuinely angry at me for roleplaying Terezi as a slut Those trollmegle folk are hilarious.
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>>31231811 Dave trying to take a picture of Rose and Kanaya and the latter's glow fucking with his camera settings.
prospitianMonarch !!GJNlpoRDht+
>>31231823 Unfortunately, I can't draw all that well, at least not yet. As of now, only writing requests.
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>>31231811 cuntboy lord english voring up gamzee with his gargantuan vagina while nepeta watches and starts a wankfire
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>>31231826 Pflugerville here, it was actually sprinkling for a few minutes. Here's hoping for more.
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>>31231811 more lil dave and bro
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>>31231849 Dude that's be the best Terezi roleplay
niggas be crazy
Anonymous
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>>31231784 I'd like that, just give me a moment to brush the dust off my old account.
Anonymous
One of my buddies on Steam keeps dinging me telling me to play something called Persona. What do HSG?
Anonymous
>>31231856 Well can you do something with tricksters?
Anonymous
>>31231877 Its an otaku friend simulator were you get to killyourself to fight the monsters
Anonymous
>>31231877 ignore it, persona is a dating sim about japanese high schoolers
or go for it, if you want to be an anime
Anonymous
>>31231877 Do so. The Persona games are a very rewarding experience.
Anonymous
>>31231877 Do it. Persona is fucking awesome if you like RPGs.
Anonymous
>>31231849 THAT'S SO DEGRADING! YOU SEXIST SHIT!
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>>31231877 say you'd rather pay him the money yourself, spending it on several minutes of watching him wearing a tiny pink skirt and glittery wings and stockings and prancing around like the delightful fairy he is
Anonymous
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>>31231877 I've never played them but all I've seen of them is the cutscenes.
From when I used to go to /v/ it's like ME but a good game and japanese
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>>31231906 SMT is great if you like RPGS. Persona is great if you love weeaboo bullshit. I really enjoyed the DS SMT games, but found Persona impossible to stomach.
Anonymous
>>31231921 Don't. They're for weeaboo faggorts.
Do you wanna be a faggort?
Anonymous
>>31231912 omg #slut shaming get out
Anonymous
>>31231877 Play The Witcher 2 instead
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You get to hear Johnny Yong Bosch cry out for Satan's power. That alone is worth it.
Anonymous
>>31231931 IT'S SUNDAY MORNING AND I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO
>>31231941 ALREADY DID ASSHOLE
Okay so how well does this shit run on PCSX2 before I go nuts
prospitianMonarch !!GJNlpoRDht+
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>>31231892 Maybe. The only requests I can do without ending up as crappy scribbles or disturbing and horribly written porn are this and the FTM Karkat ones.
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>>31231923 Mass Effect has great characterization and shitty gameplay. Persona has the inverse, horrible bullshit interaction and highly passable gameplay.
Anonymous
>>31231933 Stop reminding me that there are thousands and thousands of women out there who think it's empowering to be whores
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>>31231957 Play mario 3ds and the new kirby
Then play SS in 11 days
Anonymous
>>31231957 you need 3 gigahertz
do you have enough gigahertz
Anonymous
Four-twenty. Smoke weed. Every day. Four-twenty. Dank.
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PRINCESS BARBIE SPARKLE BUBBLE QUEEN THE FIFTH !ayMLpr/KpQ Sun 06 Nov 2011 18:32:00 No. 31231999 Report Quoted By:
>>31231875 i've got other things if you're having trouble getting aim working
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>>31231969 nay, millions
to be honest i don't care what people do so long as they keep it safe and try not to muck with people's emotions too much
Anonymous
smokin 40s smokin 40s smokin 40s drinking blunts thats what this kid does for fun
Anonymous
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>>31231976 Phenom II X4 @ 3.4, 4gb DDR2, Radeon HD 4870
i think i should be fine
Antares
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Fuck I want to play toontown again Do they delete accounts? I used to have a bitching one BooBoo ElectroSpinner I'm prety sure that was the name they gave me
Anonymous
>>31232026 Isn't AMD supposed to start a new line of cards soon
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>>31232049 Yes but I'm too poor because I recently put all my moneys into a new camera
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>i will never muster up the will to finish Arkham City i fucking HATE snipers
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>>31231751 NEVER A GOOD IDEA
EVER
i tried doing that with the pool party, ended up with 30k words of unusable rubble.
prospitianMonarch !!GJNlpoRDht+
It was a cold night in Alternia. You are Karkat Vantas, and you are completely sure you are an abomination. You're almost 6 sweeps old, but you're sure as hell you're an abomination. You look at yourself in the mirror, the same mirror kanaya gave to you in your 5th wrigging day. How can such a horrible trainwreck of a being even exist? Your mutant blood... If it was the only reason on why you hate yourself, you'd get over it somehow. But no. Your problem isn't your blood, the horrible conditions in which you're forced to live, or even some stupid friends you might have. Your problem is... You're an awful, disgusting girl. Every day, you yell expletives to yourself, mutilating your own body and letting the horrible mutation that is your blood flow. You make it just so you have something slightly less stupid to worry about. You berate yourself everyday, claiming that you shouldn't feel like you're a man, that Alternia is a matriarchalist society and you should feel prous of it, but all of this makes you cry. All you want to be is a guy. You can even continue with this disgusting blood, as long as you're a dude. Though... Even when time passes... You've only experienced how it was to be a ream man once. And even then, that bastard. That Jack Noir bastard. He woke you up as your dream self, as a man, just to kill the only hope you ever had to not continue with this disgusting body. Nobody can see you cry... You can't let anybody see you cry... Worry more about your bloody color, ignore your gender... Just don't ignore that even as a man, you're still a sad excuse for a troll. Never ignore it. Ever.
Anonymous
>>31232101 >>31231765 >>31231785 I have no fucking clue, that's just what my old journalism teacher said
I just stare at paper for an hour and then I usually know what to write
prospitianMonarch !!GJNlpoRDht+
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>>31232110 >Kanaya >proud >real Sorry about the typos.
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>>31232110 im telling you karkat would make MUCH more sense as a girl
Indexer !t1.kaRtHUs
>>31232115 It works for mini-micro fics and usually small pieces because the flow is not really important when you just have to muster a thousand words top.
When it comes to a full blown fiction you have to manage the reader's short attention span to your shenanigans.
Anonymous
>>31232145 Hey as long as I get to read about John and the Condesce having sweaty, loud cuddle(hate?)fucks I don't mind how you get from point A to point B
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>>31232110 I'd make girl Karkat bleed, if you know what I mean.
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>>31232110 >Go to town to take some food >Back to HSG >Someone did my request holy fucking shit And now I'm going to read it.
Anonymous
>>31232110 it's like i'm really on
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>>31232172 I do not doubt queef's writing ability, or his ability to materialize boners all around.
But, for example, if i tried to do something like that, i could give you some serious erectile disfunction for a couple of minutes.
Anonymous
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what if someone made a version of this image with LE traveling to little Scratch
prospitianMonarch !!GJNlpoRDht+
--- terminallyCapricious [TC] started trolling ghostyTrickster [GT]! ---
TC: hEy BuDdY.
GT: hi!
TC: wAnNa SeE a MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcLe?
GT: oh! is this magic? yeah, i'd love to!
TC:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX0D4oZwCsA GT: oh! this is so intense!
GT: (hehehehehe)
TC: I tElL yOu, BrO.
TC: dO yOu HaVe AnY mIrAcLeS tO sHaRe?
GT: only one!
GT:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ GT: (hehehehehehehehehe)
TC: LeMmE sEe...
TC: Oh...
--- terminallyCapricious [TC] blocked ghostyTrickster [GT] ---
GT: too weak! can't even handle a rickroll, and this is the lamest trick in the book!
Antares
>>31232268 that would work quite nicely, also whats this from I love it.
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>>31232270 >getting rickrolled by fanfiction Why is this making me SO MAD
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>>31232304 I'm sorry if this got too meta, but you should have expected this from John.
Anonymous
PCSX2 doesn't play PS1 games and I don'jt have any ps2 games lying around i don teven know how well this conksuck thing works
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>>31232320 >using PS2 emulator to play PSX games >when there are dedicated PSX emulators Are you for real?
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>>31232299 I don't know, I just had it lying around.
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>>31232338 >Not using this picture to post the relevant video >I seriously hope http://youtu .be/H90UFbpR8Rk
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>>31232338 I am for real. I have both PSX and ePSXe, I just figured what the fuck, why not try it.
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Kanaya's krazy character development , Jade's jaunty character flaws and Terezi's terrible pesterlogs
Anonymous
Which homestuck girl has the best plot?
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Okay guys so uh I went searching in my computer desk for a PS2 game and I found four cans of tuna.
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controversial opinion about homestuck
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>>31232406 Nigga get you some mayonnaise, saltine crackers and a bowl and eat that shit
Anonymous
>>31232417 half assed ad hominem retort
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>>31232426 what if your ad hominem orbits my dick
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>>31232417 EABLJWNBBGBLGFNE
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>>31232417 apologist reply maintaining the fact that I enjoy the comic despite the flaws pointed out
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>>31232426 accusation of homosexuality
Anonymous
does anyone here think Jade or Terezi is actually funny
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>>31232402 Now I want FTM Equius.
Anonymous
>>31232448 confirmation of homosexuality
sly, lewd remark regarding your penis and my mouth
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Vriska was right to do what she did and didn't deserve any punishment of any kind for the sole reason that she did it.
Anonymous
>>31232441 >greentext attempting to stir up argument Anonymous
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I just found an old SNES cartridge of Pilotwings and a bag of firecrackers under a pair of pants
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Antares
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>>31232417 When lord english is done using kanaya as his servant she will be doomed to being a lightbulb.
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Eridan was right to do what he did and didn't deserve any punishment of any kind for the sole reason that he did it.
Anonymous
>>31232467 what if something retarded that has nothing to do with anything
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>>31232461 retort implying i am more than willing to carry out the lewd remark
Anonymous
>>31232417 porn fanfiction based in such controversy
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>>31232452 Well, they are entertaining, if that's what you mean...
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>>31232490 poorly drawn fanart of said pornographic scenario, drawn only to gain replies of arousal and praise
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>>31232417 >green text highlighing what may be judged as a flaw in argument troll accusation
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>>31232545 look at it verb
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I'm bored. Ask a psychologist anything about their take on things relating to the minds of Homestuck characters.
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>>31232528 reply pushing opinion that competely ignores the content of the post it replies to
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overused unfunny onomatopeia resembling the sound of gaseous releases from one's rectum
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>>31232545 someone's adjective, adjective body part(s)
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image of sollux pointing at repeating patterns in one's post number
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>>31232567 i don't have a picture of vomit but you can have this
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>>31232557 Eridan's weird, weird mind
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>>31232577 shocked reaction image
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address the stately niggers
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>>31232581 Anything more specific? That would take me walls upon walls of text.
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>>31232552 update on cunt status of halftruth
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>>31232577 temporary thread derailment
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>>31232592 I dunno, his relationship with people.
Because he is indeed a really interesting character, under a psychological point of view.
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you could say this thread is metastuck
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>>31232618 you know I'm all for restarting that again
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this is my favorite shipping image in my homestuck folder
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NON-FALSE UPDATE NOTIFICATION
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>anything that happened in the comic ever >implying Our Prince isn't breaking out tonight
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>>31232577 anon surprised to the incredible coincidence between said pattern and the post in itself
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>>31232563 repeat of said attempt at a meme for no reason whatsoever
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>>31232628 Angry response. Death threats.
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>>31232639 Talk of hypocritical actions
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>>31232634 >anything that happened in the comic ever >implying Our Thief isn't breaking out tonight remark about correction
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>>31232628 accusal of suspicious heritage and a mother of loose morals
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>>31232639 specific, grotesque oral to genital referral
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>>31232647 >anything that happened in the comic ever >implying Our Thief isn't 8r8king out tonight yet another remark about correction
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two syllable nonsensical word in all caps
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>>31232677 confusion over Vriska's quirk
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porn image reposted fifty times in the last week
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POST US1NG T3R3Z1S QU1RK 4ND 1MPLY1NG S3XUAL OP3NN3SS
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creepy stalker remark about Hussie's lips
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post pointing out something about homestuck everyone worked out ages ago, worded as an amazing realisation
PRINCESS BARBIE SPARKLE BUBBLE QUEEN THE FIFTH !ayMLpr/KpQ
PRINCESS BARBIE SPARKLE BUBBLE QUEEN THE FIFTH !ayMLpr/KpQ Sun 06 Nov 2011 19:22:00 No. 31232710 Report Quoted By:
shitpost by a tripfag, possibly fantrolls
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anon posting Homestuck-related video link comment about said video link
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>>31232702 picture of green peson riding a pink creature
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>>31232702 comparative between said poster and famous member of the felt
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Attempt at starting shipping argument by making very unreasonable assumptions and jumping to conclusion, or just being plainly wrong.
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Shit post that has nothing to do with anything, possibly an inside joke with another tripfag
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single sentence describing a homestuck female doing something depraved
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>>31232715 comment about how said poster made the video and is calling for attention to it
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>>31232724 query as to what the person used as the trip
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Post In Kanayas Quirk That Quotes Rap Lyrics
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>>31232417 statement saying you have doomed us for hours
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nigger that niggers the thread's nigger nigger
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INTENTIONALLY SHITTY JOKE ACCOMPANIED BY PICTURE OF LORD ENGLISH
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>>31232748 niggers niggers nggers niggers niggers niggers
nigger
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Blank post accompanied by a picture of John Egbert's head saying WHAT IS HAPPENINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
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>>31232719 THERES A SIDE COMIC CALLED SWEET BRO
AND HELL JEFF
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Kanaya's Adjective Adjective Noun
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Desperate flirtations with a HSG tripfag suspected to be of opposite gender
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>>31232746 picture of andrew hussie coyly pursing his lips, with the words 'YOU'RE WELCOME' on it
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Poster with tripcode asking to fill requests under some form or shape of art medium
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action post signified by several asterisk at the start and the end
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pointless remark about the status of this thread accompained by unrelated reaction image
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>>31232755 reply praising poster for his wit
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Spending more time setting up a fapfic than on the smut itself.
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>>31232779 Anonymous poster requesting a common ironic request involving Mom Lalonde force-feeding her daughter Rose
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>>31232797 implication that its not ironic
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attempt to bring up the character of Eridan
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>>31232797 Poster with tripcode filling said request in a completely non-pornographic yet still kind of sloppily written way
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question about a problem in my personal life entirely unrelated to homestuck or even homestuck general
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>>31232810 Picture of Dave with a 8y face shrugging on a blue and maroon background.
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post containing link to the new thread
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>>31232816 response stating that eridan has no character
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>>31232816 furious ad hominem
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>>31232816 further desperate attempt to rouse up the ericorps, despite their not having been active for months
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>>31232831 Post strawmanning gamzee or vriska in defense of eridan
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>>31232828 wonderment as to why there is no link
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>>31232817 Anonymous poster telling trip user to fucking write that shit you asshole cockmunch and post it when HSG gets over this thing.
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>>31232816 Sarcastic question on who may be Eridan
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>>31232852 explaination of the joke
PRINCESS BARBIE SPARKLE BUBBLE QUEEN THE FIFTH !ayMLpr/KpQ
PRINCESS BARBIE SPARKLE BUBBLE QUEEN THE FIFTH !ayMLpr/KpQ Sun 06 Nov 2011 19:33:00 No. 31232862 Report Quoted By:
>>31232772 teasing poster without affirming or denying suspicions
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>>31232807 A John/Condesce one, that probably won't be finished until one of us goes to bed.
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image depicting certain fanadventure
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post asking whether the thread should be screencapped despite the fact it is a dull, average thread
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"The Furious Shitting Canary" by Virginia Woolf
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>>31232847 Post strawmanning gamzee or eridan in defense of vriska
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asking as to who a person whos name is made up of the fourth thirteenth and eleventh letters of the alphabet
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>>31232874 injoke potrayed in said fanadventure accompained by image of blue french man wearing a toilet as a backpack
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>>31232874 accusal of being a heretic for enjoying anything not produced by hussie
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>>31232892 accusal that having fun is a bad thing
>>31232888 alright I seriously have no clue what youre talking about
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>>31232882 Poorly drawn almost pornographic image of vriska with tavros and sollux
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>>31232882 Post strawmanning eridan or vriska in defense of gamzee
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>>31232885 Post expressing extreme amazement that he only just got that meme when the linked post pointed out the numbers of the letters.
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vague post asking all of the tripfags to come home
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>>31232904 angry remark on said image's dimensions not matching the original image's resolution and size
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Post telling you all to fucking sit down and be quiet. The post is accompanied by a close up image of Raul Panther's face. He looks rather disgruntled, and a reflection of his hands and keyboard can be seen in his aviator sunglasses.
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attempt to revive metastuck
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>>31232907 assumption that the poster is being stupid
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>>31232926 Post with overused meme composed of a picture of a tazidermist and his famous phrase
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I wish I hadn't gone up those homestucks
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>>31232930 post going into large amounts of detail about various parts of dA's body
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person interested in homestuck who wishes to know the premise of the story and whether or not they should read it, thinking it's a good idea to seek opinions on Homestuck in an HSG thread
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Alright fuck this is boring time for blogging>Roleplaying with a John >X out FUCK
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>>31232938 >correction on typo Post with person theorizing if Grandpa Harley isn't said taxidermist
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post about french toast
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>>31232923 Poorly worded incoherent rambling reminiscent of sweet bro and hella jeff with a poorly cropped image from said comic
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post stating that i miss the glory days of grant and HSE, completely ignores the fact that said threads were just as mediocre as they are today
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Post inquiring why you're all doing this instead of doing something productive with your life.
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>>31232950 i roleplayed dave on trollmegle for a while
do you know how many decent johns i encountered
none.
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>>31232945 image of the old blue
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>>31232945 Post containing overused image of instructions on how to read Homestuck; may or may not contain the phrase "read until WV:Ascend"
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>>31232968 I haven't done it in a while and the thought the other person wanted me to fuck him and I was going to because I was bored but then I Xd out so oh well
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>>31232950 >greentext of the word 'roleplaying' accusal of homosexuality
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I fucking love Star Trek
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>>31232981 Confirmation of said homosexual accusal
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>>31232958 Post replying on how Sunday isn't a day to make anything productive
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>>31232981 snarky remark to said poster about his whereabouts in this instant
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>>31232958 post pointing out that you are posting here too
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post explaining logistical difficulties and intricacies of having sex while fully or partially submerged in water
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Post containing speculations on how Homestuck would be received and portrayed as a Japanese animation
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>>31232938 post admitting I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about
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Alright can we stop this were at 617 posts, cant we go shitpost in common verse
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post expressing affection towards the current thread
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post declaring that my life is over as i have not reached a certain degree of intimacy with the desired sex
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budsnbabes.com HOLY SHIT UPDATE
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post implying captain eridan and feferi are in a relationship
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>>31233033 whole paragraph of extended metaphor comparing poster to a doomed effiminate prison inmate and myself a virile black man
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>>31233035 sarcastic post from one of the tripfags neither confirming nor denying the existence of a relationship
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>>31232950 >Try and find someone else to roleplay with >Eridan Kill me
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wow you guys are realy bad at posting
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>>31233080 wrong i am the best at posting; you are the one who is bad
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>>31233062 post claiming captain is older than feferi, even though they both act as though they are still in high school
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>>31232980 i actively tried to stay in character
i actually managed to get johns dad after it
and asked him if john was playing some kind of elaborate prank