Refreshed a few times, can't find the old one. So I'm starting a new one. So it seems like Hussie is setting up a new shipping grid. Jane likes Jake. But Jake wants to stay friends. Jake might like Mom, and Mom likes Jake. But Mom promised that Jake would be "off limits" to save her friendship with Jane. Jane thinks Mom and Bro should get together. But Mom knows Bro wants Jane, hence the "So naive" comment. This certainly is a troubling web of ships. How do you think Hussie will solve it? Also no fighting, shiposting, drama whatever.
Anonymous
>shipping AR/PM >not PM/Noir
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>>32024025 Oh you are rustling my jimmies real well.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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He won't. The kids are 13/15 and don't need to figure that shit out right now. The series will end with them all finding a new universe to live in, looking towards a positive future. A universe where they're free to live and fall in love in a much more natural way. At least, that's what he'll do if he has half a brain.
Anonymous
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>>32024045 Nooo, I'm on a low fat diet.
Anonymous
>>32024013 Sounds like highschool drama.
It'll end with Jake shooting Bro or Jane.
Anonymous
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>>32024069 I think Hussie will go left of field and have Jane kill Mom. Because everyone expect Jake to be Eridan 2.0
Anonymous
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>There is people born after Homestuck first started posting in HSG
Anonymous
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Why is Tavros so fat?
Anonymous
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>1990 was 20 years ago
Anonymous
Anonymous
>Implying Bro wants Jane Whose putrid asshole did you pull that out of?
Anonymous
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i'm just going to leave this here
Anonymous
So we have heard about the 4 kids meeting the r-kids but so far no mention of the trolls, i wonder if they all died of screen or something.
Anonymous
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I just realized Since Jake's dreamself is dead, every time he goes to sleep now he's going to be chatting with the horrorterrors
Anonymous
>>32024186 >implying he doesn't You sound like a buttmad Bro/Jake supporter.
Anonymous
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Does anybody have that picture of Gamzee about to bludgeon to death that one pregnant fantroll?
Anonymous
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>>32024212 He's not interested in Jake either. Why would he be interested in someone he knows is straight? Does Bro look like a retard to you?
Maybe Bro isn't romantically interested in any of his friends. Or is that just impossible for you shippers?
Anonymous
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HOW THE HELL DID ADELE GET ON MY IPOD
Anonymous
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>>32024206 Shadow Gamzee killed them all. Including Gamzee.
Anonymous
I think DS will stay out of shipping for the most part. Assuming he likes Jane at least. If DS is gay, he probably hits on Jake ironically with a touch of sincerity. But going with DS likes Jane, I think he stays out of the fray. It'll be focused on how Jake, Jane, and RL work things out. There will be a lot of heartbreak for Jane in this, and both Jake and RL will want to make sure Jane is hurt as little as possible. Jake is probably the one who fucks things up and moves them forward on accident. RL won't betray her BFF unless it's due to alcohol. Jane pulls a Kanaya and stops talking to RL, but DS will be there to help her be ok with it all. Things will probably be awkward between Jake and Jane, but perhaps John and co. will help the two reconcile with the story of 'destined lovers' Grandpa Harley + Nanna, where Nanna moved on and fell in love with someone new.
Anonymous
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>>32024206 Well Kanaya and Aradia probably won't die.
But somehow I doubt the trolls are going to crash the reset kids session. There's more than one place in paradox space. And like. If they're supposed to make a new universe. The trolls can skip right to that.
Anonymous
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>>32024237 This.
Or it all goes sour in one of Mom's "darkspots"
Anonymous
why am I so homolusty today
Anonymous
>>32024206 The reason we haven't heard about the trolls is because UU is just talking to the humans about the other humans. She does that because that on its own is barely believable and at least they have some prior knowledge of them due to being related to their reset clones. Adding knowledge of five alien stragglers on top of that would only make it all sound weirder and made up. Like, why would Jane or Jake care about any of that? They don't know anything about them, and the trolls are only really connected to the preset kids.
Anonymous
>>32024301 Didn't UU say to Jane that she was an alien?
And doesn't Mom use troll slang?
Anonymous
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>>32024301 Basically, she's not mentioning the other trolls because they're nonexistant, she's just not mentioning them because they're irrelevant from Jane and Jake's point of view. It might count as too big of a causal spoiler for them, too.
Also, there's tons of hints of future troll involvement just by looking at the reset Earth alone. I mean, revealing the Matriorb in the hat AND a whole island full of lusii?
>>32024329 Yes, but I don't think she said exactly what kind of alien she was. She wouldn't even say her own name. She's being pretty vague about exact details.
>And doesn't Mom use troll slang? That's weird and has a whole list of possibilities as to why it's happening. It could confirm that trolls actually will be relevant, or it could just be her picking words up from hacking into Crocker's secrets.
BATLORD, DEACON OF THE CHURCH OF REAL METAL !EvCXCz0K7E
BATLORD, DEACON OF THE CHURCH OF REAL METAL !EvCXCz0K7E Mon 05 Dec 2011 21:30:00 No. 32024407 Report "I am currently standing in line to receive a package. It is that package. There are 18 people in this line. My shitty phone won’t connect to IRC. This is going to be the most painful half hour of my life." --- IPGD on getting the dragon dildos just now IT'S HAPPENING GUYS
Anonymous
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>>32024285 Dunno, here's some porn.
Showeranon
Anonymous
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>>32024407 WE'RE DOING IT BRO!
Anonymous
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>>32024407 Oh hell yes.
Shitty wolf head and dildos general?
Anonymous
So what do we think the powers are? I'm thinking Bro is Bard of Heart, or Rouge of Mind, or Theif of Void And Mom is Theif of Doom, Theif of Heart, Slythe of Rage
Anonymous
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>>32024407 hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
Anonymous
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>>32024500 Well, it certainly gets messier since the two new hoodies weren't Life and Hope.
RL could very well be some Void player. DS strikes me as Heart.
DS: Prince of Heart.
RL: Mage of Void.
Anonymous
>>32024500 Bro is Prince of Heart
Mom is Mage of Void
The reason is that Bro is philosophical and is very into his mind, but maybe he needs to be more closely connected to his heart. Jade is already Dorothy, so Bro could be a Tinman.
Mom needs to be Void for the same reason Rose needs to be the Seer of Light. Rose's powers reveals hidden truth and exposes things. Mom is almost too truthful to the point where people stop believing her, and Void is all about keeping things hidden.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>32024545 > Jade is already Dorothy, so Bro could be a Tinman. Almost literally, at times.
Anonymous
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>>32024567 >Jake >Void >Fact Nigga get OUT of here
Anonymous
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>>32024567 But... Jake is the Page of Hope.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>32024567 Jake is page of hope, dumbass, it was confirmed in comic.
BATLORD, DEACON OF THE CHURCH OF REAL METAL !EvCXCz0K7E
BATLORD, DEACON OF THE CHURCH OF REAL METAL !EvCXCz0K7E Mon 05 Dec 2011 21:42:00 No. 32024641 Report Quoted By:
PACKAGE ACQUIRED IPGD HASS THE DILDOS
Anonymous
How big a dick is TOO BIG to be sexy Like really. Sometimes I feel like a kid in a candy store. I want more and more, and nobodie is around to stop me from making myself ill.
antares
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Soon, very soon.
Anonymous
>>32024654 If it breaks your body, it's bad.
So, yeah, treat it exactly like how you'd treat candy.
Anonymous
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so.... homosuck general
Anonymous
OPERATION: CHRISTMAS IS CUMMING IS A GO
Anonymous
>>32024686 Ew touching dicks, gross, I'm not gay.
Anonymous
>>32024722 But you've touched your own dick, so that means that you're gay.
Anonymous
>>32024722 > I'm not gay. Correction: "I'm not gay YET".
flammable lamp !VqGIGO1oSM
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>>32024752 what if he hasn't???????????
Anonymous
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>You will never fellate the Black Queen WHY
Anonymous
>>32024755 >inaccurate shades No.
Anonymous
Well, this was a fun theory while it was alive. Can't be true now. Life doesn't fit in with anything.
Anonymous
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>>32024787 >Implying Hussie draws shades with any amount of accuracy You think Dave's shades looks anything like Ben Stiller's? Because they barely do. At BEST they share the same basic shape.
Anonymous
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>>32024793 Those colors have been and always will be the pool balls.
That said, Life's color is sort of similar to a cueball, don't you think?
>White with green highlights triangle
cuz im slippin in2 tha lava n imma try 2 kep frum goin undr bby hoo trnd the temprture hoter? cuz im birnin up birnin up 4 u bby
flammable lamp !VqGIGO1oSM
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>>32024793 It didn't make sense in the first place. Those colours correspond to billiard balls
Anonymous
Anonymous
MAYBE THE KIDS JUST...DON'T WANNA GET TOGETHER. Oh wait. What if. Rose/RBro Dave/YMom John/Jane Jade/Jake It's like putting ALL THE SHIPS TOGETHER
Anonymous
did someone do this yet? I've seen a jane done already and I started making an equius for myself, but he's missing wings
Anonymous
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>>32024865 John/Jane is a god tier ship.
I really hope someone writes a fic that addresses the age difference though
flammable lamp !VqGIGO1oSM
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>>32024865 all this incest
triangle
Anonymous
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>>32024865 God, I hope they don't have children together naturally. That's a shitton of retard babies brewing.
Anonymous
does anyone have a picture of said dragon dildos? also the silly paper used with it?
Anonymous
what if he opens the package in public
Anonymous
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what if he uses the dildos in public
Anonymous
>>32024872 Obviously at least one of his wings should be damaged and tattered
flammable lamp !VqGIGO1oSM
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>>32024953 she's in line to get them, so not yet
Anonymous
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what if he is in public
Anonymous
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what if he hangs the dildos on the wall and uses the shitty taxidermy as a sex toy?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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what if he has the wolfhead hollowed out and made it into a mask and then wears it during sex
Anonymous
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what if he pleasures the wolfhead with the horse dildo in public
Anonymous
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what if he makes an alter to rest the dildos and wolf head on, and every update he gets after getting them is a photo of a bloody painting on the altar? what if said bloody painting is drawn in Hussnasty style?
Anonymous
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>>32025002 his wings will probably look terribly shitty if I draw them myself. someone else can make them if they want. I was thinking of having arrow markings in them
atomic
>>32024706 I like operation prickmas
Anonymous
What if at the end of Homestuck, John goes back to his house (which is really Jane's house now) and knocks on the door. Dad answers and for 3-4 panels the two of them just look at each other. Then it ends with Dad putting his hand on John's shoulder and leading him into the house as the door closes behind them.
Anonymous
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what if he doesn't like this amazing gift :c
Anonymous
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>>32025081 Welcome back, atomic!
Anonymous
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what if he eats the dildos
Anonymous
what if he uses the dildo on hsg in public
Anonymous
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>>32025081 I prefer the idea of it having multiple names.
Anonymous
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Inb4 dad just keeps washing his car since he doesn't seem to mind things like fridges being thrown through walls and bathtubs in hallfways
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>32025085 >Dad surviving until the end of Homestuck Anonymous
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what if hsg was the dildos all along
Anonymous
>>32025105 What if you made a girl walk around in public with vibrator's in both of her orifices.
Anonymous
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what if he names the dildos john and dave
Anonymous
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>>32025126 Maybe he's not saying Dad survives.
Maybe the scene in question takes place in the dreambubbles because
John Dies At The End Anonymous
When age fell upon the world, and wonder went out of the minds of men; when grey cities reared to smoky skies tall towers grim and ugly, in whose shadow none might dream of the sun or of spring’s flowering meads; when learning stripped earth of her mantle of beauty, and poets sang no more save of twisted phantoms seen with bleared and inward-looking eyes; when these things had come to pass, and childish hopes had gone away forever, there was a man who travelled out of life on a quest into the spaces whither the world’s dreams had fled. Of the name and abode of this man but little is written, for they were of the waking world only; yet it is said that both were obscure. It is enough to know that he dwelt in a city of high walls where sterile twilight reigned, and that he toiled all day among shadow and turmoil, coming home at evening to a room whose one window opened not on the fields and groves but on a dim court where other windows stared in dull despair. From that casement one might see only walls and windows, except sometimes when one leaned far out and peered aloft at the small stars that passed.
triangle
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>>32025149 And because mere walls and windows must soon drive to madness a man who dreams and reads much, the dweller in that room used night after night to lean out and peer aloft to glimpse some fragment of things beyond the waking world and the greyness of tall cities. After years he began to call the slow-sailing stars by name, and to follow them in fancy when they glided regretfully out of sight; till at length his vision opened to many secret vistas whose existence no common eye suspects. And one night a mighty gulf was bridged, and the dream-haunted skies swelled down to the lonely watcher’s window to merge with the close air of his room and make him a part of their fabulous wonder.
There came to that room wild streams of violet midnight glittering with dust of gold; vortices of dust and fire, swirling out of the ultimate spaces and heavy with perfumes from beyond the worlds. Opiate oceans poured there, litten by suns that the eye may never behold and having in their whirlpools strange dolphins and sea-nymphs of unrememberable deeps. Noiseless infinity eddied around the dreamer and wafted him away without even touching the body that leaned stiffly from the lonely window; and for days not counted in men’s calendars the tides of far spheres bare him gently to join the dreams for which he longed; the dreams that men have lost. And in the course of many cycles they tenderly left him sleeping on a green sunrise shore; a green shore fragrant with lotus-blossoms and starred by red camalotes.
Anonymous
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>>32025132 I've done it.
It's amusing watching her squirm when you turn the dial up unexpectedly
Anonymous
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What if Hussie attends a convention while wearing the dildos as troll horns?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>opening an ask blog without understanding the character's quirk http://femtwinarmageddons.tumblr.com/ Anonymous
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>>32025202 >opening an ask blog Anonymous
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>mfw wanting Mom to be the Mage of Void to ship her with Aradia
Anonymous
>>32024872 >2011 >not giving equius a giant, penis-shaped hood ishygddt
Anonymous
How will dad explain periods and puberty to his sweet little daughter
King of Zeroes !7UuFlSzPOY
What if he alchemizes the dildos and the wolf head together?
Anonymous
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>>32025252 Well, that's the hood that Heirs get.
Anonymous
>>32025260 That's what Doc Scratch will be made out of in this universe.
Anonymous
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I have to pee superbad. but I don't want to leave HSG this is getting ridiculous
Anonymous
do you guys think hussie goes on 4chan??
Anonymous
what if hussie records a video of himself using the dragon dildos
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>32025299 What if he goes to the hospital afterwards?
Anonymous
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>>32025258 i'm hoping he's already done that 'cause it's a little too late now. probably checked out a bunch of library books to give her and wasn't even ashamed because he's boss.
antares
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>>32025296 to busy with all this merch, and the updates, and the signing 500books personally
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>>32025296 We really though so at first but I think halftruth confirmed he didn't really or something.
but there were so many instances and coincidences that really really made it seem like he did. So I dunno
Anonymous
Do we get to see the troll ancestors? I mean like the reset and stuff. I don't know what I am talking about.
Anonymous
>>32025285 And that's what Lord English would look like a giant, green, horrifying variant of.
Horse and dragon dildo arms, giant, deformed fangy wolf face.
Anonymous
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I didn't get my period until I was 20
Anonymous
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I didn't get my 20 until I was period
Anonymous
>>32025326 You are talking about the pre-Scratch trolls, and I hope not because you have to draw the fucking line somewhere. Although there is a certain possibility that UU is one of them. Which would be pretty fucked up, considering that she seems to be fully aware of the consequences of their choice.
Anonymous
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kanaya's panties
triangle
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>>32025296 i hope so! that would be pretty cool if some ideas of his rooted from the homestucks
Anonymous
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How come James is drawn so skinny in Emibound when he's a fucking fatass IRL?
Anonymous
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>>32025331 That
would actually be kinda boss
Anonymous
>>32025081 what happend to you yesterday? You were magic in /v/ and then you dissapeared.... I was laughing so fucking hard.
Anonymous
I just got a shipping confirmation from Topatoco already for the HS book. That can't be right, can it?
antares
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>>32025392 admins did not approve of her bird dating sim shenanigins.
Anonymous
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Rose's secret penis
Anonymous
>>32025399 Fact: Hussie signed and be-sketched all the books before anyone knew of their existence. Only the requests matching one of the pre-made sketches are being shipped.
Anonymous
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>>32025426 Seriously doubt they're bothering with requests and matching books up to them.
Anonymous
FUCK YOU GUYS WHY DOES LIFE LOGO LOOK LIKE TENTACLES TO ME
flammable lamp !VqGIGO1oSM
>>32025399 they said they'd ship by the 8th
>>32025426 bullshit. he might have started the signatures and doodles before the books were put up but he's not hand picking which ones get shipped, because there weren't any doodle requests. they're random
Anonymous
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>>32025438 because they are tentacles
Anonymous
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>>32025438 I love how the Life/Breath and Void/Space logos are similar, it's fitting.
Anonymous
>>32025369 Didn't Doc say that the trolls were told what causing the scratch would lead to for their species but they had no choice in the matter.
Anonymous
I wonder what sort of things Hussie finds funny Not things like horses, we've all seen how much the man enjoys those But books and shows and whatnot
Anonymous
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>>32025438 Because Feferi?
Anonymous
>>32025463 He likes Futurama, Red Dwarf and 30 Rock.
Anonymous
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>>32025478 >30 Rock FUCK YES
Anonymous
>>32025460 > The heroes, understanding their defeat was absolute, sought advice from the mother of all monsters. She offered them a choice. The heroes could either accept their defeat along with the extinction of their race, and put no others at risk. Or, she could show them a path to a second chance, to a reality in which the chosen heroes of their race would be strong enough to succeed with ease, and claim the reward. This reset would come at the cost of wiping the failed heroes from existence. They would live new lives from scratch, playing different roles in the reset reality, with no memory of the game they played or the choice they made.
Doesn't seem that way to me.
Anonymous
>>32025450 Huh, what they said was:
>Signed, doodled copies not currently available. If you got one it will ship by Dec 8 and will return in a couple of weeks. Are they shipping them out to Hussie first then? Halftruth made it sound as though it would be a challenge to get them out by Christmas; the 8th seems way too early to get to us.
flammable lamp !VqGIGO1oSM
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>>32025520 I agree that by the 8th seems way too early. But if he did start signing and doodling before they went up, it might be feasible.
Halftruth also said more recently that topatoco is working really hard to get all of the books to their destinations by christmas
triangle
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>>32025478 omg what a cutie
ipgd !wKIHYCm2gs
Anonymous
>>32016051 >HEY I am not a fucking yank. okay? Yankees are from New England. I'm from Illinois. I may tolerate my state's government being called corrupt (because it is), I may tolerate my state's weather being called shitty (because it is). But do not fucking use a term that doesn't apply to me. Anonymous
>>32025520 I'm pretty sure he signed/doodled ahead of time. It's not like he was just sitting on his ass all hiatus.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>32025631 >east coast loonies Anonymous
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>>32025512 Fair enough, i haven't read the sufferers story since it was posted so i was a little fuzzy on how much of the scratches effects the trolls knew about.
Anonymous
>>32025605 around what time? I don't want to miss it!
Anonymous
Anonymous
Question: Are the trolls affected by the Scratch
Anonymous
>>32025631 Now now, old boy. Don't get your knickers in a twist, you're all yanks by our reckoning and jolly good boys, too.
flammable lamp !VqGIGO1oSM
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>>32025686 why would they
they left their session too anyway
Anonymous
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>>32025686 Not at all. They are not inside the kids' universe.
All that matters to them is entering the reset session, alongside Dave and Rose.
Anonymous
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>>32025665 >>32025675 SOON, MY FELLOW BRETHEREN
HOLD ON TO YOUR DICKS BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS NEARLY UPON US
Anonymous
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>>32025686 No. Purely local phenomenon.
Anonymous
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>>32025689 >you're all yanks by our reckoning Then you're all from London. How does that feel, limey? Feel good? Steak and spoons, etc.?
antares
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It's time.>SNOP
ipgd !wKIHYCm2gs
BATLORD, DEACON OF THE CHURCH OF REAL METAL !EvCXCz0K7E
BATLORD, DEACON OF THE CHURCH OF REAL METAL !EvCXCz0K7E Mon 05 Dec 2011 22:41:00 No. 32025775 Report Quoted By:
>>32025769 OH SHUT UP YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS
Anonymous
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It's a video game, isn't it. Probably Skyrim.
Anonymous
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>>32025769 Skyrim Collector's Edition
Cheese !ccNuCxYOW.
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>>32025769 DRAGON DILDOS?
(I forgot my trip so this will be my temporary one for 2 1/2 weeks)
Anonymous
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>>32025769 quick, someone tell /v/, they will want to see this.
antares
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>>32025769 FORGED IN GODS VERY FLAMES.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
This is starting to become needlessly complicated for a fap fic request. Anonymous Mon 05 Dec 2011 22:45:00 No. 32025845 Report I swear this is the last time I'm posting this until midnight or later. I'm trying to make sure that Rose story guy from last night reads this. If I'm interrupting a decent discussion I'm sorry. Jade finds out that Jane has been brainwashed by the Batterwench and takes it upon herself to deprogram her. By any means necessary. Basically Jade ties Jane up, places a few vibrators here and there and uses positive and negative reinforcement. If she keeps refusing to believe Betty Crocker is evil, that's a paddelen. If she begins to resist the batterwench, she get's feed non Crocker related baked goods and is one step closer to coming. Also Jane is chubby. And since apparently you can lactate if the breast is stimulated the right way, you can throw that in as well. Also Jade might need an assistant. Maybe John or Jake. This is kinda stupid.
Anonymous
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>>32025835 Delete this thread and seven more will rise in its place.
Anonymous
So guys, does anyone still doubt that some of the trolls are going god tier?
Anonymous
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>>32025636 You realize he was working on these books during the hiatus and that they were just printed, right?
Anonymous
>>32025845 You keep saying "Batterwench". Is that intentional?
Anonymous
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>>32025856 Wow, that's some rock solid proof you got there and also totally logical.
Anonymous
Never open spoiler pictures again.
atomic
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>>32025769 OH BOY HERE WE GO
Anonymous
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>mfw Hussie made a post on my tumblr okay, not really, i just wanted to post this .gif
Anonymous
King of Zeroes !7UuFlSzPOY
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>>32025769 Mi cuerpo está listo.
ipgd !wKIHYCm2gs
Anonymous
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>>32025946 It's a Sega Dreamcast, CALLING IT.
Anonymous
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>>32025769 Anonymous! My hips are moving on their own!
BATLORD, DEACON OF THE CHURCH OF REAL METAL !EvCXCz0K7E
BATLORD, DEACON OF THE CHURCH OF REAL METAL !EvCXCz0K7E Mon 05 Dec 2011 22:51:00 No. 32025959 Report Quoted By:
>>32025946 >not getting rid of the bad dragon logo Anonymous
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Bad Dragon? Definitely Skyrim.
Anonymous
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OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD
>>32025946 antares
King of Zeroes !7UuFlSzPOY
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>>32025946 >bad dragon Yes.
Anonymous
>>32025769 WINTER IS COMING, AND ITS COMING IN FIRE
Anonymous
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This is everything I ever wanted in life
Anonymous
>>32025989 The hell is this from?
Anonymous
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I can almost hear all of HSG holding our breaths in anticipation
atomic
Anonymous
Anonymous
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SOME ONE POST THE SHITTY WOLF HEAD I NEED TO SEE IT
Anonymous
ipgd !wKIHYCm2gs
BATLORD, DEACON OF THE CHURCH OF REAL METAL !EvCXCz0K7E
BATLORD, DEACON OF THE CHURCH OF REAL METAL !EvCXCz0K7E Mon 05 Dec 2011 22:56:00 No. 32026063 Report Quoted By:
>>32026055 filler picture that no one cares about
Anonymous
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>>32026055 >dildos3.jpg It's Skyrim.
Anonymous
>>32025862 They call Betty Crocker a batter wench right?
Anonymous
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>>32026055 Jesus christ look at the length of those things
King of Zeroes !7UuFlSzPOY
Anonymous
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>>32026073 Witch, not wench.
XLR: EU !XLRyUTkUpA
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>>32026055 oh man oh man oh man
Anonymous
Anonymous
ipgd !wKIHYCm2gs
Anonymous
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COME ON MAN I WANNA SEE
King of Zeroes !7UuFlSzPOY
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>>32026073 It's witch, Batter-witch.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>32026112 OH GOD THE SYRINGE
Anonymous
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>>32026112 i am so wet right now
Anonymous
>>32026112 What's the syringe for?
Anonymous
>send some hipster who makes a comic about time travelling teenagers and teenage aliens and mobsters a box of plastic penises >feel proud about it
Anonymous
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>>32026107 Ah. My mistake then.
antares
Anonymous
BATLORD, DEACON OF THE CHURCH OF REAL METAL !EvCXCz0K7E
BATLORD, DEACON OF THE CHURCH OF REAL METAL !EvCXCz0K7E Mon 05 Dec 2011 22:58:00 No. 32026145 Report >>32026112 the fuck is that syringe
ipgd !wKIHYCm2gs
XLR: EU !XLRyUTkUpA
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>>32026145 it's how you get the horse dildo to squirt
Anonymous
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>>32026134 >plastic They're silicone.
Anonymous
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>>32026112 WAIT....why is there...a syringe...
BATLORD, DEACON OF THE CHURCH OF REAL METAL !EvCXCz0K7E
BATLORD, DEACON OF THE CHURCH OF REAL METAL !EvCXCz0K7E Mon 05 Dec 2011 22:59:00 No. 32026171 Report Quoted By:
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>>32026153 holy fucking shit
Anonymous
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>>32026142 Yeah I was wondering how that thing worked.
Anonymous
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>>32026134 You don't know shit about Homestuck
triangle
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>>32026112 i can't contain myself
oh god
oh god
ipgd !wKIHYCm2gs
King of Zeroes !7UuFlSzPOY
>>32026112 >>32026153 They have... pump action?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>32026112 I CAN SEE THE CANDY CORN ONE OH MAN
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BATLORD, DEACON OF THE CHURCH OF REAL METAL !EvCXCz0K7E Mon 05 Dec 2011 23:01:00 No. 32026209 Report Quoted By:
>>32026192 D --> I need a towel
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>32026192 OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XLR: EU !XLRyUTkUpA
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>>32026192 it's so big-aru
Anonymous
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>>32026192 Holy shit its huge
Anonymous
>ipgd knows hussie's exact address
Anonymous
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>>32026192 what does it feel like
is it magnificent?
Anonymous
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wait I thought it was a dragon dildo and a wolfhead mount. you guys got him a whole bunch of dildos? doesn't that sort of ruin the...magic?
ipgd !wKIHYCm2gs
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>32026223 Nah bro Halftruth's getting a PO box. Like Hussie would trust any of us with that info.
Anonymous
>>32026192 How does one even fit that thing in their vagina/butthole?
Anonymous
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>>32026192 FUCKING HORSE DILDOS
Anonymous
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BATLORD, DEACON OF THE CHURCH OF REAL METAL !EvCXCz0K7E Mon 05 Dec 2011 23:02:00 No. 32026253 Report Quoted By:
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What if the update boner is because Andrew knows he's going to be getting a giant dildo?
Anonymous
>>32026194 yes. Made from the highest quality medical grade silicon. Guaranteed to last so long you can pass them onto your grandchildren.
Anonymous
King of Zeroes !7UuFlSzPOY
Anonymous
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>>32026246 Stretching.
Lots
and lots
and LOTS
of stretching.
Anonymous
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>>32026267 >medical grade It's industrial grade, bro.
Anonymous
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what the fuck is homestuck
Anonymous
Anonymous
I hope hussie loves these and thinks they're funny can you imagine if he got offended
Anonymous
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welp, I can forget about being productive for the rest of the day
Anonymous
XLR: EU !XLRyUTkUpA
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>>32026235 sweet baby jesus
ipgd !wKIHYCm2gs
Anonymous
Anonymous
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You are all wonderful people and I'm glad I got to spend time with you
Anonymous
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>>32026303 Damn you, wolf head!
Anonymous
>>32026299 Halftruth is on board so I think it's a safe bet that this gesture will be appreciated.
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BATLORD, DEACON OF THE CHURCH OF REAL METAL !EvCXCz0K7E Mon 05 Dec 2011 23:05:00 No. 32026332 Report Quoted By:
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you guys are as bad as that creepy fan who sent Johnen Vasquez a bunch of dead animals
Anonymous
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>>32026299 it's halftruth approved, so I think he'll appreciate the gesture at least
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>32026317 this is the best day.
Anonymous
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>>32026299 >Hussie >offended by horse cock HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
antares
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>>32026299 humananinmals. If this isn't funny to hussy then I do not know what would be.
Anonymous
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>>32026317 My ass hurts just looking at it
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>32026317 HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S LONGER THAN MY ARM
Anonymous
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Does mspa forums know about our gift? are they all HUMPH about it?
Anonymous
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>>32026331 Pfft. Halftruth just wants the horse dildos for herself.
Anonymous
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D--> This is the happiest day of my life
Anonymous
OH GREAT NOW UPDATES ARE GOING TO SLOW TO A CRAWL AGAIN, AND YOU HAVE YOURSELF TO BLAME HSG
Anonymous
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>>32026317 more hands I wanna suck your fingers
Anonymous
ARCHIVE THIS SHIT, ARCHIVE IT NOW
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BATLORD, DEACON OF THE CHURCH OF REAL METAL !EvCXCz0K7E Mon 05 Dec 2011 23:09:00 No. 32026417 Report Quoted By:
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>>32026317 Oh god I clenched my asscheeks defensively just looking at it.
King of Zeroes !7UuFlSzPOY
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>>32026317 100k at it.
You could easily kill someone with it.
Anonymous
>>32026192 Holy shit, that goes INSIDE someone?
Anonymous
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Yes good ipgd, now take a picture of yourself with the dildo lodged in your vagina.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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what's it like, holding it this is important I must know
Anonymous
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what if hussie kills halftruth with the dildo accidentally
Anonymous
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>>32026432 Yes, it will be going inside of
you Anonymous
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>>32026317 how floppy is it?
Anonymous
has ipgd gone to test it out or what
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BATLORD, DEACON OF THE CHURCH OF REAL METAL !EvCXCz0K7E Mon 05 Dec 2011 23:12:00 No. 32026474 Report >>32026469 4chan's eating her posts
Anonymous
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>Hussie gets a horse dildo D--> Im breaking out tonight
Anonymous
>you will never have hsg buy a glorious horse cock dildo for you
Anonymous
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OH MY SHIT THAT DILDO IS JUST FUCK WHERE ARE THE TOWELS WHEN I NEED THEM
Anonymous
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>>32026476 Honestly I'm just happy being able to help give this to Hussie.
Anonymous
>>32026474 goddamn even 4chan wants a taste of the action
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BATLORD, DEACON OF THE CHURCH OF REAL METAL !EvCXCz0K7E Mon 05 Dec 2011 23:14:00 No. 32026507 Report Quoted By:
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>>32026317 >ipgd with a horse dick This is now my fetish, I'm also gonna start shipping horse dicked ipgd with atomic.
Anonymous
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Eh, it's not as big as Equius, I'm worried Hussie will stick with the troll sex toys.
antares
technichal problems were being had. BEHOLD
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>32026527 oh my god it's perfect
King of Zeroes !7UuFlSzPOY
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>>32026527 I WANNA TASTE THAT DILDO
Anonymous
BATLORD, DEACON OF THE CHURCH OF REAL METAL !EvCXCz0K7E
BATLORD, DEACON OF THE CHURCH OF REAL METAL !EvCXCz0K7E Mon 05 Dec 2011 23:16:00 No. 32026549 Report >>32026527 D --> This is an insult
D --> I require much larger paraphanalia than this
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>32026527 >buy two candy corn dicks >put them on head >yfw Anonymous
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>>32026527 >You will never eat a candy corn dildo Anonymous
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>>32026549 it's for halftruth you ninny
Anonymous
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>>32026400 Don't hate the playa, hate the game bitch.
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BATLORD, DEACON OF THE CHURCH OF REAL METAL !EvCXCz0K7E Mon 05 Dec 2011 23:17:00 No. 32026574 Report last one
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>>32026527 Dear god that's the most amazing thing I've ever laid my eyes on
Anonymous
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>>32026574 JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Anonymous
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>>32026574 This is simply glorious.
Anonymous
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>>32026548 ARCHIVE ACHIEVED
EVERYONE WHO HAS AN ACCOUNT VOTE SO IT DOESNT GET DELETE IN A WEEK
antares
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>>32026574 That's quite.
Large. I didn't realize they were that big.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>32026574 This is the best thing HSG has ever done.
And I'm fucking proud to have contributed Anonymous
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>>32026574 This_makes_me_so_sweaty.tiff
Anonymous
XLR: EU !XLRyUTkUpA
triangle
Hussie will love it, I just know he will. Kind of a shame they probably won't be used though.
Anonymous
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>>32026574 Damn would you just look at that thing
Anonymous
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>>32026662 His mantleplace, with the wolf head is all that we hope for. Beyond that it gets wierd.
King of Zeroes !7UuFlSzPOY
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>>32026574 You could fill it with air and use it as a pillow, inside a pool. You would be literally FLO4T1NG ON COCKS.
Anonymous
>>32026662 Hussie DOES have a real Cal doll...
Anonymous
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>this fucking thread
Anonymous
>>32026689 That cal was in the comic too. WHAT IF HUSSIE FEATURED OUR DILDOS IN HOMESTUCK????
Anonymous
Christmas is coming early, Hussie and so are you
Anonymous
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I implore you guys to vote the thread up at chanarchive so it can be preserved for posterity
http://chanarchive.org/4chan/co King of Zeroes !7UuFlSzPOY
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>>32026709 It's not a matter of IF.
It's a matter of WHEN.
Anonymous
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>mfw tumblr gets offended that we're giving hussie a horsecock dildo
Anonymous
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So when will the payload finally reach it's destination?
triangle
Anonymous
You don't think...Hussie'd actually...use these do you
antares
>>32026806 No, not really. I hope the wolf head is put in a nice place though.
Anonymous
ok can we like, place a hidden camera in these dildos
Anonymous
>>32026819 so jelly of that wolfhead.
I want one.
its fucking awesome.
King of Zeroes !7UuFlSzPOY
>>32026806 Use them? For what? On what?
Anonymous
what if the "halftruth" PO box you send this to is just some retarded anon lying
antares
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>>32026836 the mounting costed more then the actual wolf head, go onto ebay and hunt one of your own. They aren't that expensive.
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BATLORD, DEACON OF THE CHURCH OF REAL METAL !EvCXCz0K7E Mon 05 Dec 2011 23:28:00 No. 32026856 Report Anonymous
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>>32026821 The horrible thing is that this would probably be completely possible.
XLR: EU !XLRyUTkUpA
>>32026821 Well now we can't, can we.
Anonymous
Imagine Hussie mounting the horse cock on his wall. Like a big game trophy.
Anonymous
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>>32026870 We could ask /diy/ about it
Anonymous
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>>32026877 >Imagine Hussie mounting the horse cock !bgREVLN8FU
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>>32026848 Then somebody must have hacked into Halftruth's account on Tumblr.
Anonymous
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It's like a futuristic tower Does Hussie know about it or will it be halftruth's "little" surprize?
triangle
King of Zeroes !7UuFlSzPOY
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>>32026856 What if that's DS's Strife Specibus, Dildokind?
What if pic related is an accurate depiction of Jake's fights with Brobot?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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put a cryptic note next to it like "do we have a deal?" or something he confused us with weird shit a thousand times, give him a taste of his medicine
Anonymous
Anonymous
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What the fuck happened, where did everybody go?
Anonymous
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all alone time to masturbate
Anonymous
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everybody is too busy masturbating to the idea of hussie taking the XL flared chance
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BATLORD, DEACON OF THE CHURCH OF REAL METAL !EvCXCz0K7E Mon 05 Dec 2011 23:45:00 No. 32027238 Report D --> I have packaged my excrement
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BATLORD, DEACON OF THE CHURCH OF REAL METAL !EvCXCz0K7E Mon 05 Dec 2011 23:46:00 No. 32027253 Report Quoted By:
>>32027238 fuck leave it to me to fuck up that typing qurik
antares
King of Zeroes !7UuFlSzPOY
>>32027238 What does it taste like?
Anonymous
>>32027292 heaven
oh oh is ipgd gonna add not only dye but also flavouring
ipgd !wKIHYCm2gs
>>32027292 after licking that paper towel, it just tastes like water i guess.
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BATLORD, DEACON OF THE CHURCH OF REAL METAL !EvCXCz0K7E Mon 05 Dec 2011 23:49:00 No. 32027329 Report Quoted By:
>>32027310 you can't further improve the flavor numpnuts
Anonymous
Anonymous
Just saw the Void hoodie. I think it looks like shit, honestly.
Anonymous
Tripfags, tripfags everywhere.
Sexy Otaku Girl !XQeqnAsDv2
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>>32027359 >implying there is anything wrong with being a tripfag Anonymous
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My dick is hard It's hard and nobody understands
Anonymous
>>32027358 Life is so much better.
Sexy Otaku Girl !XQeqnAsDv2
King of Zeroes !7UuFlSzPOY
>>32027321 So it's flavorless?
Pity, I expected it to at least be salty like real cum.
Sexy Otaku Girl !XQeqnAsDv2
>>32027400 It's not meant to be eaten, is it?
Anonymous
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>>32027321 Are you gonna include atomic's notes in the package?
Also, where's that wrapping paper
antares
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>>32027411 It technically is non-toxic, I wouldn't put it on any pancakes though.
Anonymous
Oh god, I love you all so fucking much HSG. When do we ship them? When will they get there? And are we COMPLETELY sure we have the right address.
Anonymous
I wanna see the dragon dildo
Anonymous
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>>32027428 send them to the house right next to them with merry Christmas on it.
>>32027438 browse up
Anonymous
>>32027391 I kind of thought it was a bit lazy that Life was just Breath put on its side, but I guess with a game like SBURB that's supposed to be played by many species over many universes, it makes sense that it has its own internal alphabet to make symbols out of.
Anonymous
>>32027358 what don't you like about it? I prefer it to the Life design though. The colours look like barf.
Anonymous
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>>32027428 Stop being a faggot
Anonymous
>>32027452 I like the t-shirt for Life better than the hoodie. Brown and green go much more nicely than green and white-beige-what.
Anonymous
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>>32027452 I just don't like the colors. Blue on dark blue, just looks so bland. The life one isn't too great either though. Both were kind of disappointing.
Anonymous
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>>32027428 Nah we just looked up "andrew hussie" in the phonebook and picked one
Anonymous
>>32027450 Life is not just breath put on its side. Life is a plant, a flame, a breath and two tentacles, at the same time. I think it's pretty awesome.
And void is space, only empty in the middle. I like it too, albeit not as much.
Anonymous
even if they don't use the flared chance, the candycorn dildo is almost definitely going to be used hsg, how do you feel about this
Anonymous
What if Hussie accidentally uploaded a picture he took of his willy instead of a Homestuck panel for like 3 minutes, and then he took it down but everyone had already saved it and spread it around?
Anonymous
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>>32027491 MSPA gets shut down because people couldn't put the willy back in the recycle bin.
Anonymous
I'm like a hundred percent sure that nobody will be satisfied with Blood once it gets released by the end of the week. There's just so many ways it could be played that everyone will have their own idea for it and whatever will happen won't live up to it.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>32027488 You could cut diamonds with my dick right now, that's how
Anonymous
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>>32027491 i think it's adorable that you said 'willy'
>>32027488 i'm okay with it
Anonymous
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>>32027510 And a few days later the bitching will subside and all will be well.
Just like with LE. Same situation.
Anonymous
what if hussie receives our gift from halftruth and as he's opening it, his parents AND grandparents pay a surprise visit and walk right through his door without knocking and see what he has in his hands. And are forever disappoint.
Anonymous
>>32027485 >Life is not just breath put on its side. Yeah, okay, it's breath put on its side while the tiny wave is pulled away a little.
I mean, yeah, sure, talk about the many possible interpretations of symbolism all you want, but that's literally what it is.
Anonymous
>>32027510 >I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS Anonymous
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>>32027545 Oh come on, these are Andrew Hussie's parents we're talking about. I'm sure something like that wouldn't even faze them at this point.
King of Zeroes !7UuFlSzPOY
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>>32027470 Both t-shirts are better in the color department, Void's blue is lighter in the t-shirt. Why would you put black on dark blue, it just looks bad?
>>32027488 Maginificent.
antares
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>>32027558 >Implying you can break those cuffs Anonymous
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>>32027545 Sudden reenactment of a 'Being Naked with Old People' strip.
Everyone laughs.
Anonymous
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>>32027545 why did he have the door open
Anonymous
>>32027558 >YOU C4NT BR34K THOS3 CUFFS Anonymous
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>>32027510 all i want is my godtier karkat fanarts, i don't care how ugly. actually if it's ugly it would be more hilarious on him.
Anonymous
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>>32027358 it's really b100
I was expecting it to be white
and it doesn't match the shade on the logo as usual
but i still actually don't mind the color
I might get it, depending on the outcome of the rest of the hoods. Space looks the nicest but I don't care much for the space aspect, or jade's godtier. Time looks good too but I don't need another red hoodie
Antares
Anonymous
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>>32027510 >yfw it's just bright red with a single teardrop representing a drop of blood Anonymous
>>32027553 But how is that lazy? I mean, design is not about how many pixels are different from the other symbol, it's about how much thought has been put into it.
Anonymous
>everyone hates the life and void hoodies >i like them I mean, I really like the colors they used. Void's symbol is a little bleh, but I really like Life's symbol. Even if it is just a modification of Breath, I never really liked the bright blue of that hoodie, so this is a happy coincidence.
Anonymous
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I really like the blue they used for void. How soft are the hoodies? Are they worth the $40?
King of Zeroes !7UuFlSzPOY
>>32027510 I won't be disappointed because I don't know what to expect. Same thing with Hope, whatever will be fine.
Anonymous
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is the life thing white or tan? I have a hard time telling
Anonymous
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Riddle me this, HSG! what's big, blue, and doesnt have a clue?andrew hussie's balls
Anonymous
>>32027627 >it's about how much thought has been put into it In this case it might be more accurate to say how much thought *we* place on to it in an attempt to understand why he just put the breath symbol on its side.
Anonymous
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>>32027651 >mfw Hope hoodie Really hoping it doesn't suck
Anonymous
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>>32027636 You probably have asperger's syndrome, so you're more able to identify with his vision. You know, because he has it too. Asperger's syndrome that is.
atomic
Anonymous
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>>32027651 Oh hey the hope hoodie. If that one turns out to be something blatantly angel-related, I'll be willing to accept the "all hope players get a land of X and angels" theory.
Anonymous
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>>32027651 I bet Hope is going to be an angel or some symbol that obviously relates to angels.
Anonymous
>>32027636 Hey I like them too bro. voids color is a little meh for my tastes but it's all good.
Anonymous
Do you guys think Hussie is gay?
Anonymous
The hope symbol will probably look like this. Or maybe it'll be another Lord English reference, because apparently Jake can't get enough of those.
Anonymous
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Ok HSG, think of your favourite character. Kid or troll. Got them?That character is now your parent. How does it work out?
Anonymous
>>32027671 Nah, you're underestimating the Huss here. The plant is obviously intentional, the breath thing must be intentional because you're making such a huge fuss about it and the tentacle thing is a) very obvious and b) related to the first Life player we've seen, so it's almost certainly intentional. Leaving only the "flame of life" interpretation in the air, and that one's the weakest anyway.
Anonymous
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write HSGxHussie OTP on the box
Anonymous
>>32027728 >A skull with feathery asshole wings It should come with a leather jacket or HD chopper
Anonymous
>>32027671 I like it.
It like that is shares aspects with Breath due to the elements being related.
I like that it looks like a new shoot from a plant, representing Life.
I like that the colours aren't really obvious and just bright green or something.
So suck my dick.
Anonymous
atomic
>>32027713 I really like the life design, much better than any of the fan ones.
I'm hoping the blood is cool, rage is my second choice, and really I'm interested on what doom fucking just looks like.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>32027744 >Nah, you're underestimating the Huss here. What if you're the one overestimating him? You basically collected every single idea other people had about the symbol, and then attributed to him while going, "Well he HAD to have thought of this first"
King of Zeroes !7UuFlSzPOY
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>>32027751 >skull with feathery asshole wings I'm 0kay with that.
Anonymous
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>>32027636 I think they are alright, although i was kind of expecting void to be grey, i don't think i hate any of the god tier designs.
Anonymous
I think hope will be a flame shape wings seem like a little too much
Anonymous
>>32027761 >So suck my dick. Oh, hostile, aren't we? I never said it was *bad* so you can put your peashooter back into its holster.
Anonymous
>>32027794 lightning bolt shape
Anonymous
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This thread is amazing and I love each and every single one of you.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Have you guys ever wondered what the meaning of life was? I mean like... what are we even here for? What's the point?
cheif !FrdEleeels
triangle
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>>32027727 doesn't he
have a
girlfriend
Anonymous
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>>32027834 To fuck and die.
Anonymous
>>32027794 Wings seem too... non-abstract.
We know that SBURB possibly uses angels universally, but the symbol needs to be something that would work across cultures and races from all different universes.
King of Zeroes !7UuFlSzPOY
>>32027772 I'm thinking that either Rage or Doom might be a crescent, or Doom might be the tumor.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>32027805 Sorry, exaggerating for humorous effect.
Anonymous
>>32027859 >Wings seem too... non-abstract. So does a big sun for Light but there we go.
Anonymous
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>>32027783 >Well he HAD to have thought of this first No, I told you specifically why the only possible reasons for CHOOSING this design are the ones I mentioned. Why the fuck else would he first take the Breath symbol, then curl it more and then color it green? The symbolism is fucking obvious, and Hussie is all over that shit.
Anonymous
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>>32027864 >Doom might be the tumor. god damn i would love to have a shirt with that on it.
Anonymous
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Hey it looks like a couple of Homestuck books shipped already
Anonymous
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>>32027885 But that sun when Vriska died that sun became the Green Sun for a while.
King of Zeroes !7UuFlSzPOY
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>>32027834 The purpose of life is to preserve and propagate itself. Not that hard. What reason you live for is another thing altogether.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>32027864 Yeah, the Tumor for Doom makes a hell of a lot of sense.
Anonymous
>>32027885 I'd imagine most worlds have suns. Maybe not that specific depiction of the sun, but whatever.
Are the Squiddles from the Squiddle session going to know what a bird is? Or what the wings symbolise?
Admittedly, the cog doesn't really work like that either.
Anonymous
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>>32027883 It wasn't humerous buddy.
It made you look like a bit of an idiot.
See what I did there? It's under-exaggeration for comedic effect, because actually you looked more like an insipid fuck.
Anonymous
>>32027922 >watching two best friends play LA Noire outtakes >LOOKAT DEM GAMZ >now realizer Gamz's name is not only a shortened for of Gamzee but also means tits Anonymous
>>32027938 Alternia didn't have a sun.
Anonymous
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>>32027924 Eh, I dunno. The Tumor is something that was inserted into SBURB artificially, why would its design be in "vanilla" SBURB?
Anonymous
atomic
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>>32027924 Like a simplified version. Maybe with three or four spikes on each side? I'd love for the shirt to be a sickly yellow or bruised purple.
Anonymous
>>32027948 ... Are... Are you high?
Anonymous
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>>32027948 How do you think Terezi went blind???
Anonymous
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>>32027948 3XCUS3 TH3 FUCK M3?
atomic
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>32027948 then what the fuck blinded Terezi?
Anonymous
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>>32027948 Might wanna watch the only flash of Hivebent again. Or read its first few pages, it's probably mentioned there.
Anonymous
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>>32027972 FUCK.
I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND 1920'S SLANG.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>32027948 ...
No, you know what. Fuck you.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>32028005 you... might want to read the posts above you
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>32028005 well shit
seems like he forgot to add it
Anonymous
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>>32028005 Shit bro. Are you, like, implying, like the sun, revolves around, like the earth. Whoa......
Anonymous
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>>32028005 That's because the sun doesn't ORBIT ALTERNIA
FUCK YOU TROLL TYCHO YOU DUMBASS
cheif !FrdEleeels
Has this thread been archived yet
Anonymous
>>32028031 >implying a star that close in scale to a planet wouldnt fry it the fuck up Anonymous
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>>32028005 you are so fucking stupid holy shit
LOOK THERE IS NO SUN HERE THAT MUST MEAN THE EARTH DOESN'T HAVE A SUN
Anonymous
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>>32028046 yes, go home now
Anonymous
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>>32028046 Not permanently it needs to be voted up
Anonymous
>>32028048 This is an artistic medium, not astrophysics.
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>>32028165 You don't need astrophysics to figure out that not drawing the sun next to a planet during the close up of the planet does not mean the absence of the sun altogether
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