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Refreshed a few times, can't find the old one. So I'm starting a new one.

So it seems like Hussie is setting up a new shipping grid.
Jane likes Jake.
But Jake wants to stay friends.
Jake might like Mom, and Mom likes Jake.
But Mom promised that Jake would be "off limits" to save her friendship with Jane.
Jane thinks Mom and Bro should get together.
But Mom knows Bro wants Jane, hence the "So naive" comment.

This certainly is a troubling web of ships. How do you think Hussie will solve it?

Also no fighting, shiposting, drama whatever.