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Wow, it looks like my hips have really started moving on my own. Isn't that a little strange? I mean, obviously, something has to be moving my hips. I think it's my muscles. Or is it my tendons? Who cares, really? I never studied anatomy much anyway. I was too busy playing my Gameboy in class. Anyway, I think what I meant to say was that my desire to move my hips is so incredibly powerful that it's almost like an automatic reflex. If I wanted to try to stop them, I could, but I'd have to try really, really hard. Heheh. Hard. But seriously, what the fuck? I should usually be able to control my hips! OH GOD! Are we in some crazy new hip-moving dimension where hips really do move on their own? Are hips now one of the four fundamental forces of nature? Can I harness this energy in new, exciting and mysterious ways for mankind? Namely, powering my game systems!