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not my greatest but here's my stab at it.
page 1
-Peter stands next to a flipped car in the middle of nowhere, in the back you can see wolverine laying on his back pointing at the sky. Kurt is sits atop one of the tires of the flipped car, pulling at his hair with a panicked face.
Peter: ve have to call someone, Kurt.
Kurt: nien, nien nien nien nien nien nien, ve are not calling any von!
Peter: ve have to call someone, ve screwed up bad...
Logan: Guys, you ever wonder, what would happen if you wrestled a bea-(cutoff)
Kurt: SHUT UP, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT LOGAN!
Peter: Relax, relax, we need to call Jean.
-Kurt begins rocking back and forth, trying to comfort himself during this panic attack. Wolverine is walking to the flipped car.
Kurt: and vat, tell her we lost Scott, that he's probably dead?
Peter: it is better ve explain something, the vedding is in 3 hours.
-Wolverine stands looking at the car, a slightly angered stance.
Logan: Kurt, you need to knock it off. This is not my fault!
Kurt: IT IS YOUR FAULT! YOU DRUGGED US!
Logan: I did not drug you, I drugged Scott, how was I supped to know you guys would drink from the same bottle!
Kurt:....so stupid....
Peter: come on Kurt, ve need to call for help.
Page 2
-open with with the interior of Scott room, a tailor is at his knees taking Scotts tuxedo measurements. Wolverine barges in wearing just a tshirt and underwear.
(Caption: "36 hours earlier")
Wolverine: SUP' CHICKEN NUTS!
Cyclops: Logan... why aren't you ready?
Wolverine: you kidding, i'm ready, I've got everything ready, I've got every fridge filled, I hired a DJ, a-an(cutoff)
Cyclops: No, I mean are you ready for the rehearsal dinner?
Wolverine: pfft, Come on, hey, come on.... you know me, I'm always ready!
-Peter walks in, dressed in a casual but impressive suit and slacks.
