Sweet glob. The big one six. That's mathematical. As I pull myself outta my jammies, I take a look around the treehouse, surveying last nights mess. Streamers hang from the roof, there's food on the walls and a smell of hardcore partying. Radical. I realise my head feels like junk, and I flump back down onto the bed. "Ow dude. Lemme sleegurmplefurrrgghhblerhh." Pulling up the fur I sat on, Jake is passed out all stretched like, a party hat crowning his lil' doggy head. A party bear falls off one of the rafters and bounces off the floor, and straight outta the window. Ouch. I stretch a little, and beamin' like the rad little- well, not so little- dude I am I strut down to the kitchen. Peebs is stretched on the couch, using that old pink sweater she gave me as a duvet. Cute. Marcy is floating knees off the ground with her head in the sink, clearly still asleep. I dont wanna wake my fine party peeps so I head out the door and sit on the steps. Yknow, take a few minutes to appreciate the fresh morning air, and totally not to clear my head from this lumpin hangover. It's a brand new day, the day after my birthday. The air is crisp, the breeze is warm and everythin' is feeling right.
FastForwardFinn !8R.c2ql4l6
Well, I got two options. I guess I can check on Peebs, go wake up Jake, or maybe get Marcy outta the sink. Or, I can go for a little stroll while everyone's sleepin'. It's still pretty early. What'll it be, subconscious?
Anonymous
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so in-character it hurts
Anonymous
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wake up jake; fuck bitches
Anonymous
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Wake up Jake. He'll want to see the sight of the horrific Vampire Queen with her head in the sink.
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>>32927613 draw on Jake's face. He's the kinda bro that would appreciate that..
plus if he really hates it he can rearrange his skin so the drawings are something else
Anonymous
FastForwardFinn !8R.c2ql4l6
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I'm still pretty sleepy, so I can understand my decision making is a little slow. (Bump, waiting for replies etc)
Anonymous
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make erryone breakfast. theyre going to feel even more hungover than you, man.
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Wake up Jake. Screw the bithces, there's adventure to be had.
FastForwardFinn !8R.c2ql4l6
I've got a totally rad idea. Creeping back up the stairs of the treehouse, I grab a pen from my backpack and carefully, slowly draw the most mathematical moustache I've ever seen on Jake's facepie. Aw yeah. Hiding the pen, I slowly wake him. "Come on buddy, wake up". Groaning, he grumbles. Grumpily. Groovy. "Alright alright dude, just quiet down man." "Dude you've totally got to come check this out downstairs it is oh my glob crazy funny." Leading Jake by the arm, we creep downstairs and I point out Marcy head first in the sink. Stiffling giggles, we creep further into the living room. So, what's the big idea? I can try and draw on Marcy with Jake.. We can totally try and draw on Peebs too... Or we could go for a stroll. Maybe an adventure. Maybe pull a different prank?
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naw drawing on the girls wont convince them youre mature.. and you just got tons of maturity points with that rad party ultimate prank: pose marcie and PB together so they wake up and wonder what the FUCK they did
Anonymous
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>>32927723 Draw a dick next to Marcy's mouth.
Anonymous
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>>32927723 Put her hand in warm water.
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>>32927723 Go lay next to her and wait for her to wake up. Then say "wow, some night huh".
FastForwardFinn !8R.c2ql4l6
I minor idea comes into my head, and I whisper it to Jake. He had to bite his crazy stretchy paw fist to stop laughing. Rad. We slowly scoop up Marcy in Jakes giant stretchy mit, and have her float-lying curled up by Peebs on the couch. That's gonna be so globbin funny when they wake up. So, whats next on the agenda?
Anonymous
>>32927766 mfw you keep using my suggestionsthe question now is how to wake everyone up.. tbh the hand in water is not a bad idea, since they'll never suspect you pulled two redundant pranks. Otherwise just make some hilarious loud noise
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>>32927810 Go outside and make noise so you're not standing around in the room when they wake up
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where the hell is Beemo right now? That's the real question. NEPTR had better not have him inside his microwave door again. Nobody likes a game that smells like burnt cheese
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>>32927766 Add some whipped cream and then get out of the house. watch through the window.
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>>32927766 Start placing items and objects on the ground and the girls to strenghten the illusion the two of them crossed some boundries last night.
Wait upstairs, while stiffling your laughter, for them to wake up.
Anonymous
Check up on the Ice King. I'm worried he may have committed suicide after finding out he wasn't invited to your party. For that matter, where are Beemo and Lady Rainicorn?
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>>32927868 They are obviously not a part of this alternate reality orgy that's about to happen.
FastForwardFinn !8R.c2ql4l6
Aw nuts, in my hungover morning pranking session I'd totes forgotten about my little dude Beemo. Scanning the room, I spy him in the corner... Under a blanket.. Cuddling a girl... Party.. Bear? What? On second thoughts, I'm gonna let Beemo sleep. I'm sure he needs it. Heheh. I step outside with Jake and he turns his hands into a giant trumpety thing, honest to glob it's huge. Blowing through it loudly, we then jump to the roof and listen to all the partygoers waking up. "OH MAH LUMPS" "M-Marceline..? What're you.. Eugh. Could you get me some water?" "Get it yourself, Bonnibe-Wait, is that.. Is that my shirt?" I think I may have unwittingly set off a minor drama bomb. Should I wait outside or intrude into a totally nonchalant and subtle manner?
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>>32927911 the best way to defuse a drama bomb is to draw some embarrassment and silliness onto yourself. I suggest poots of severe decibels followed by a snarky comment implying it wasn't you.
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>>32927911 oh god it's Cubby. Should've known.
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>>32927911 See the Choose Goose for a quick visit. Surely he has the perfect breakfast ready for the day after your birthday.
It also takes away the suspicion you had anything to do with Marceline's and PB's predicament.
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>>32927911 Burst through the ceiling in a totally heroic manner to distract them.
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>>32927911 Pretend you're fighting a monster in order to protect them. Let Jake pose as said monster.
FastForwardFinn !8R.c2ql4l6
I totally attempt to radically burst through the ceiling. I totally trip like a goof and slam through anyway, landing on the couch on top of Peebs and Marcy. Aw glob. I'm now in a very awkward tangled pile of limbs, warm soft flesh, silky hair, soft hands and... Dude, no. Dont get distracted. I right myself and offer the ladies a hand up. "Just, er, nonchalantly falling through the roof". That might have been the biggest word you've ever said to Peebs. The thought makes you glow a little.
FastForwardFinn !8R.c2ql4l6
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>>32928099 Out of character, I* and I*. Slipping outta tense, whoops.
Anonymous
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>>32928099 Perfect, they might still think they're wastd if you use that kind of vocabulary. Pretend it's all a drunk dream or something.
Anonymous
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Finn succesfully wakened everyone in the house. Even the two-headed, one-eyed dragon that had been sleeping underneath in the cellar for 300 years.
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>>32928099 Ask if they want ice cream.
Proceed to consume absurd amounts of ice cream.
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PB, in an attempt to act dignified in this situation asks Jake where he got that rocking mustache.
FastForwardFinn !8R.c2ql4l6
(By the way, if we could get a drawfag to do anything from this thread here that'd be globbin radical.) Marcy sit-floats on the coach. Right next to Peebs. Huh. Peebs sits up, legs curled next to Marcy, pulling the sweater over her lap, yawning. "Finn... I.. I'm not even gonna ask. Merh. Anyway, I've got the rest of the next couple of days free- I've left Peppermint Butler running the Kingdom in my stead." MEANWHILE IN THE CANDY KINGDOM, DEEP IN A DARK CELLAR. "YES! RISE MY PRETTY! RISE!" Peppermint Butler stands over a glompin huge dark pit, a dark red jelly nightmare steed of flame and goo rearing its roaring head. Radical. BACK TO THE TREEHOUSE. Marcy yawns, snaking her arm across the back of the couch over Peebs. I think she thinks that something may have happened and is rolling with it. I try to stifle a giggle. Heh. "Yeah. Considering I'm near immortal and I have no responsibilities.. I guess I'm gonna chill with you guys." She grins, her fangs poking out a little. Peebs tries not to look a little worried, but it shows. So.. You can cook breakfast, grab icecream, whatever really.
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>>32928099 is anyone ever, like, chalant? PB would know
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>>32928241 Cook icecream. Drink the vile conoction.
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Try innocently asking what they did last night.
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Icecream for breakfast is the only viable option right now.
Anonymous
As I'm about to ask PB and Marce if they want some breakfast I notice a totally math snail staring at me all creepily from the win- A̮̯͇͖̯̣͛̉ͫ̒̿R̡̫ͩ̎̏̃̽̓͛ͦ̏͟E̵͇̣̦̱͚̜̅̌̌̃̍ͣͪ́̕N̤̹͚̦ͧ̍̉̂͂ ͊ͫ͠'̛̘̯̘͇̹͖̋̆́ͅT̪͔̞̯̻͕ͭ̓̊ͫ̅̓̆̆͌͘͟ ̳̺̭̣̌ͨ̐͠Ŷ̞̠ͦ̑̄̉ͯ̃̏̂͞Ơ̶̻̙̞͖̗̜̟̫ͪ̋ͩ̾̀ͧ̾ͅỤ̵̩̱̟̼̱ͯ̃̆ͮ͝ ͔̪͔̦̬͍̉̿̀͘ͅC̸̺̝̻̺͍̔̌̆̄̊ͨ̓O̷̼̘͈͑ͥ͑ͪͮ͂ͧͦĻ̡̛̬̘̜̫̭̤̀͂͋ͮ ͣ̇̓̐̑D͖̥̞́̐ͥͧ̏ͫͩͣ,̦͉̬̉̽ͪ̎̒ ̬͖̣̜͖̩ͭͦ̍ͩͩͧͬ̌́F̢͔̦͌̀̑̃̅ͪ̓͊I̛̬͋ͧ̀N̵͈̖͎̗̤̤̿ͥ̅ͧN̸̖̙̜͇̣ ̥͉͌ͧͅ?͛͠͏̟̦ Suddenly it's mathing FREEZING Y͓̭͙͙̲̠̦̦̍̒́̚͘Ŏ̝̹̝̬̜̗̲̭̊̄̐̓̈́̈́͡U̥̮̰͓̖̮̝̪̫̓̏͞ ̓̐ͫ͊͒ͯ̍̾͘҉̖͉S̷̞̆ͧͩ̾H̩ͬͬ̓ͅỠ͙͓̖̭͔̱̞ͪ̆̒̏̾͐̽U̠͚͇ͫ͛̒̂̂̈́ ͟L̢͉̝̲̠̼̣̹̽́ͧ̾̓ͪ̐̈́͡ͅD̤̳͕͚̹̗͉͍̠ͧ͑͌͘ ̗͙̱̌ͦͣ̿̊͒̌W̬̗ͤ͒ͯ̌͘͡͝Ä̶̡̲̱̘̟̺̪̘̝́͐ͧ̄̽ͨ͗͌̆Rͭ͑̉ͤ͜҉̶͚̘̠ ̜M̸̢͙̣̺̠̘̻̹͓̈́̂̇ͮ ͛̓҉҉̼͙̣̼̜̯U͉̲̅͗̽͆́P̼̜͈̘͑ ̵͔͚͚̦͓̱ͣͭ̑ͭ̾̑̎̑W̥̣͚̮͖̋̎͘͢Į͇̱͕͋͒ͥ̾͡T̲͔̪̭͗͜H̷͍̬̳̥̠̘̪ͩ͌ ͧ͑͡ ̵͇͚̖̤͗͌͗Y̡̺ͨ͑̾͋͆͟O̵̧͙͓̙̓͒͂ͣͦͣ͛͒U͓̣̱̭̟̠̦̜̒͑̍̊̚̚͟R̶͎͇̘ ͓͕̥̹̂ͭ́̅ͩ̊̾͟ ̰̦̪̼ͧ̾̽̚͟Ḽ̴͔͙̼̽ͨ͟Å̫̣̳̼̥̣̙̿̀͡D̀ͪͧͦͮ̒͏̞̣͍͓̞͟Ÿ̴̬̈͗̆́͝ ͅ ̰͚̻̽͗̀͟F̸̹̳͔̙͖̩̐ͨ̈̓͑ͧͅR̴̞̱͋̎͊̄ͤI͎͖̘̿͗̎̈́̽͆Ẻ̛̖̪͉ͫͪ̾̿ ͠ͅNͥͪ̇͏͏̧͈̤͚͚̹̲̰D̵̩͕̥̟͇̦̼̗̂͛̉́S͎̩̘͔͓̞͚̄ͨ̿͘͠ I NEED TO WARM UP WITH MY LADY FRIENDS
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>>32928304 Boil icecream. Drink. Then snuggle.
Anonymous
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wouldnt cooking icecream make, like, custard?
FastForwardFinn
>>32928304 "YEARGAHGAGHAGA"
As I rip off PB's clothes, her supple pink nipples make my penis get all big and stuff. I'm compelled to scan her body
"FINN!? WHAT THE GLOB ARE YOU DOING!? STOP!"
Y̧̼̙͆̾ͦ͛̎́̚O̴̩̾̎̇ͫ͆U̦̠͕̗̞̩̹̤ͨ͡ ̥͖̱̜̣̪͓̈ͫͅC͓͚͖̘̝̝͊̏̄̚ͅA̸̛͍̘ͭ̇N̨̘͍̤̺͑̀'̧̎ͦ̾ͨ̓͏̜̮͉̬͉͍̣
T̛̟̮͔͖̜͎̘ͩ͗̈́͛͋͘͝ ̨͔̜̑̃̌̑̊̒͂S̛̻̭͉͙̼͐͊ͭ͛͋̍͒ͅT̈́́͑͊̔̋̚͏̪͓̻͚̥̖̳̤Õ̖̖͓̺͖̠̼
͐ͯͨ͛̒͘P̖̜̘͗͒̀̈͆̄ͬ̏̿̀͘͝,̶̣͚̊̇̓ ͒͗̑ͣ̈́͟͢҉̗̝̞F̸̲̞͊͊̍̎ͬ̚I̬̰̟͖̺͉̍͌ͭ̏͂͝ͅŃ̴̳̬̘͍̖̥̗̥̆ͩ̔͊̕
N͎̮̭̮̮ͭ͊͌͑͊̂ͭ̾͝,̻͎̻̰̹͔̹̞͔̅̈́ͣ̄̀͟ ̸̶̦͚͕̬ͤͦ ̨̧̫̪̃̈́͌͛́͌Y̗̠̽ͫ̓ͪ̈́ͧ̚O̢̺̞͒͑ͪ̓ͨ͆͘̕U̟͔̜̭̪͙͙ͦ͊̏̑̇ ̢̭̥͍͎̰̗̦̟̋ͧͦ͝A̧̗̼͚̘̤̱̙͇̅ͤ̇͗͊̚̚Ṟ̝͉̘͎̩̥͖ͮ̓̈́͢E͈̲ͥ̍̅͗̀
ͦͥ̂́ ̴̨͓ͤͣS̡̺̙̱̤͚̫̑ͯͭ͂ͬ̽̈́͡O̸̠̰͕͖̹̼̒́̃̒ͦ͡ͅ ̻̯͍ͨͨ̿̓̒͢͠͠C̡̫͈̩̲̗̤̈́͂ͦ͋͘O͎̰̖̤̻̖͓̘ͨͩ̅̀ͤ́̀L̢̮̪͛ͅḐ̦͕̪
̮̖̘̣̱͙͋ͬ͠
I CAN'T STOP. I AM SO COLD.
I feel the heat from PB's groin, it's driving me insane. I tear off my own clothes
E̢̪̲̠̙͙̘͙ͥ̽ͬ̍N̫̳̠͍͔̬̩̦̓͛̏ͧ̑͊͗̆T̯̰̃̽̏̽ͩ̇̆̂͘͜E͙͚̯͕͗̊̇̅
R̪̱̙̐͌ͫͥ̂̓͋͂͘͟,̵̣͍̠͚̙̳̼͖ͯ͆̎ͪ̇͝͞ ̥̫͙͆̄͟F̡̞̺̺̤͇̹̤͆̂ͦ̐I̖͚͔ͥͤ͗̆͒͠N̬͇͕̙̯̭̥ͮͯ̇͌̌͋͋͡ͅN͚͎̮̩̥
̭͇͙̻̿̌͡ ̛̯̲̎͊ͭ͂̾̃͗́͘T̸̖̤ͬͣ͋ͣͫͧ̚H̷͓̯́̃́͢Ẽ̢̹̼̼̒ͮ̋̊ͬ͑͢͜ ̶͍̽ͨ̊̐Ḩ͖͍͍̭̠͍͊͑̌̈́̀͑̿̂ͣU̞̻̱̘ͣ͜ͅM̛͍̪̉̈͒̑̇͞͞Ȃ̛͌ͮ͏̷̰̫̺
̫N̰̥͕̖͍̩͙͈̾ͣ̆͛̒͛͞
Anonymous
>>32928371 Well this went to shit quickly.
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>>32928396 It's not OP. Just ignore the troll.
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>>32928371 no tripnice try.. though it's safe to say the snail is thinking that
FastForwardFinn !8R.c2ql4l6
I try to stop myself from grinning, but I cant. "So, er, you guys have a good night"? Peebs blushes and curls up a little more, biting her lip. Marceline chuckles, and pulls a little silver box out of her totally rad new jacket which I'll tell y'all how she got earlier. She pulls out a musky brown tube, pops it in her lips and lights it with a click of her silky grey fingers. That was quite cool. As she puffs on her.. Whatever it is, she glances at Bubblegum. "I guess.. I dont really remember. Do you, Peebs?" She blushes again. Woah, this is getting a bit awkward. I decide to interject. "ALRIGHT, WHAT TIME IS IT?" Jake bropounds your fist. We cry "BREAKFAST TIME" in unison. Ice cream edition. Aw yeah. Jake's already got bowls, tubs and spoons in his tray-shaped hand. You all begin to munch earnestly, distracting from what just happened. Honestly, you're not sure what just happened.
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>>32928241 Okay dude, the pranking is not over. Remember those three rings? The ones that lost all their magic?
Go get em, be wearing one when you come back in. Tell the girls you all got married last night and they forgot their rings.
Shit's just plausible enough to be legit. You know Lumpy Space Princess can totally marry people and junk.
Anonymous
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>>32928434 marceline is a radical dame to be sure
you best be puttin hot fudge on that shit, and extra cherries for marcie
Anonymous
>>32928434 Okay, so the prank worked, but it's getting weird now.
Time for a new one, a better one! You're 16 now, time to live up to your age.
But first we all awe at the amount of ice-cream Jake is stuffing into his mouth.
Anonymous
>>32928544 lol bro you suck at counting
FastForwardFinn
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>>32928453 I̲̦̰̱ͧ͋͛̊ͬ̀ͯͭ͞ ̸͈̫͈̘̓̆̔̌̂̂̇͝B̵̡̭͚̰̞͓ͦ̌̍̂̋͌̉̚͘E̦̦̗̙͔̝͒͑Ț̰̮̤͚̙̔̉ ͗ͯ̑͊̌͊͏̛͈̳̪̫̰̼͎Ṃ̴̮̣͕̥̗̥͊̋̎͊ͨͅA̢̞̬̻̣͎̞̒̄̓ͥͬͬ͆̀͢R̦̼͇̙
͕̜̟̺͗́̋̂ͣͮ̕͘C̪͓̮̰͇͋͂̓̄̍ͮ̈́ͥE̸̲͕ͪ͛͟Ḻ̴̸̩͈̹͛̈́́I̶̢̖̫͖̪
ͩͦ̿ͦ̒̆̾N̶̲̺̫̖̫̏͒̍̽̉Ȩ̼̑̀ͩ ̫̰̝̼͕̲̝̥̃̓̚I̤̘̝̗̗ͩ̿̂͂̓́͢S̵̲̱͛̃͌ ̌́̆̈́͌̑҉̡̰̣͚̹̀E̯͙̣ͦͨ̓͟͡V̴̛̘̤͇͔̱ͤ̍E͇̅̐ͯ͗̂ͥ́̚N͕̰͍̔ͦ̑̔ͬ
̽ͯͮ ̨̜̳̫̖̄̋̃̅͠Ẃ̧̠͓͔̰͚͇͖̊ͣͥ̀͟͜A̡̛͇͚̹ͪ̃̃͛̄̂̎̃͠ͅR̵̤̱̠̯̟̮̜̔
͌̋̊̈́͑̀ͅM̠̮͕͆ͮ̓̏̒̇̈ͫ͟͜E̡̛̻͔͍̫̓ͦͬ̔Ŗ̮͖̮̖ͨ̍ͅ.̳̜͈̗̤ͨ̐̕ ̣̭̻̘̥̇̽ͣ̏͋̋ͮͩ͂A̭̗͍̠̎̅̿ͭ̾ͪ͜͜R̸̢̜͈̟̯̗̣̝̠͆͌͝E̟͓̜̻̱̺͖͍̬̓
ͭͭ̈́̎̂͘͞Ṉ̵̩͇̤̭͔̞̂͊͢'̵̛̗͕̺͎ͨ̎͌̅͊͗T̸̢͚̝̱̭̲̐̾ͣ̒ͫ̓ͣ̚ͅ ͕̖͓̠̠͗̑ͩ͌̃ͦ̀Ỳ̸̓ͤ͐̎͏̳͈͈O͒̐ͦ̉ͧ̃͏̝͖̻̯U̞̙̝̹̬̖͉͎͖͗̄͗̊ͮ͑̐
́̿͠ ̣̻͈͔͙̥̉ͦͅĆ̗̯̱͖̄̒̑̋̈͑̋̀O̠̪͖̹̞̤͆ͫ͊ͦͮ͗̉͑̍̕L̲̻̭̠ͥ͛͑͗̃͊̍
̓́͟D̴̒̈́̆ͯ̃ͧ̃͡ͅ?̩̝̝̬̙̹̌ͯ̒ͩ̆͂̂̿ͨͅ
MARCELINE. WARM.
As I pounce on Marceline I can feel my body growing, getting stronger! bigger! More radical!
Marce tries to break free but my new strength is too much for her
Anonymous
>>32928588 lol bro, read the second sentence of the OP.
Bro.
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>>32928638 hahaha, somehow i missed that. my bad. dook on.
FastForwardFinn
Ỹ̢͓̥̳̟̬ͦ͒͌ͩO̷̰͎̣͕͆͑ͮ̿ͧ͌̚ͅU̧̯͕̥̻̼̱̤͚ͬ̓ͮ͐́̔̿ ͇̲̩ͣ̿ͅM̡̲̀̎ͪ́̋͢Ū̸̴̱̼̎̌̃̀S̨͔̠̬ͨ̄̈́̍͟T̵̢̘͖̘ͯ̾̌͆̈́̅ͭ͊̎͟ ͅ ͭ̔̋̽̈́ͩ҉̦̫͕̪̜͍̕G̥̗̲̺̳̲͕̏̌̈́̈̿͊̀͠Eͩͬ̑̓͋҉̦͕̦̫ͅT͗ͮ̔̑̆̅̂ ͠҉̨̗͚͔̖̣̞̫͖͉ ͉̲̟̰̼͓ͮ̍ͅẈ̨̢̻̝̯̣̫̼̘̾̄ͬ͒̀Â̛̯̭̤͞Ȑ̶̪̗̪́͂ͩ̃̈́̿̚͠M̡̫̻̜͍ ͌͒ͭͨ̄ͭͦ ̡ͧͨ̊ͥ͆͒ͪ̑͟҉͙̗̥͈̳̜̤F̫̱̣̼͑ͦ̄̓̆̓ͫ̄͗͘͜Ȉ̢͕̠̲̟͈͇͌ͭ̒͂N̗̤̳̙ ̺̂ͩ͑͠N̢͔͉̦̘̳̩͚̊̕ ͗ͯͤ̈́͑ͮ͏̨̙̹̪̰̩̙́ͅT̷̳̼̪̭̞͙̈̄̋͗ͯ̋͟H̶͇͖̘͇̭ͮ̿̍̑͑̆ͥͦE̙͉̝̞ ̻̫̰̞ͭ͊ ͨ̓҉̟̼̯̜͚̞ͅH̳͓͚͉͇̝́ͭ̂ͣ̀U̓ͬ̑ͫ͛̉҉̥͙̪̬̲̕M̞̲̙͕̩̩͇͒͑̌̀ͅA̵̹ ̠͋̄͗ͭͭͫ͆̀̚N̷̨̤͔̠̠͚̓ͣ I MUST GET WARM. IN MARCELINE'S BUTT. "Wait, what did he sa-aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" OH GLOB IT'S EVEN WARMER THAN PB
Anonymous
>>32928663 >undead >Warm >Even bothering with this trolling stupidity in the midst of a decent CYOA thread FastForwardFinn !8R.c2ql4l6
We all finish eating, and watch in awe as Jake shovels icecream down his throat. It's terrifiying. Marcy continues to puff her thingy, and sidles up a little closer to Peebs. An idea flashes in my head, and I dash upstairs quickly, grabbing those three dud magical rings. Creeping back downstairs, with one slipped on my finger, I cough and make myself known to Peebs and Marcy. "So, er. Last night.. Yeah. Er. We all kinda, er, got hitched. Like, married. LSP did the ceremony. The rings are here. Yeahhh. I know." I hand Marceline and Peebs the rings. Bubblegum looks at in her hands, and then back to me. She's got a face like a candy apple. Marcy just keeps puffing. You could cut through the silence with a butterknife. Marceline grins. Coughs. "Honeymoon?"
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>>32928689 >implying everyone isn't too busy fapping to post their suggestions Want to know what happens in the end?
Finn destroys Marceline's butthole, fills Jake with so much cum that Jake explodes, and rams Beemo up his ass. Anonymous
>>32928689 What does CYOA stand for?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>32928744 Choose Your Own Adventure
Anonymous
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>>32928744 Crank Your Old Amp.
Anonymous
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>>32928692 A honeymoon sounds algebraic! Anyone knows any good spots? PB?
Anonymous
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>>32928692 she's calling your bluff, man. That marceline.. you can't trick her.
Anonymous
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>>32928692 Why do I get the feeling she's on to you?
Anonymous
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Suggest a honeymoon in the Pits of the Eldritch Howling Wastes! What could go wrong?
Anonymous
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Say that Idea rules, but the two girls can't even remember their own wedding night! Suggest a "do-over" someplace with a few less prying eyes and passed-out partybears
Anonymous
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PB is going to demand to see a weddin' certificate. have Shelby whip one up
Anonymous
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Bubblegum can't remember a thing and Marc is calling your bluff. It's time for Second Wedding Time!
Anonymous
>>32928692 Aw hell. What do you do on a honeymoon again?
No way you stop this prank now. You might reveal a lack of maturity. Got to run with this till it's a hilarious time to drop the bomb.
Where can you bluff that you are going? Lumpy space is right out, LSP can smell drama and then the jig is up.
CLOUD KINGDOM! There's always a party going on there, legit spot for this sorta thing. You party more on a honeymoon right?
Anonymous
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honeymoon.. right, let's go to the moon. the mooninites are alwys up for a party
Anonymous
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>>32928905 Put the moves on Marceline while in Cloud Kingdom, in order to get closer to her and determine if she is actually on to your game. Go full party animal, enlist Jake to help.
FastForwardFinn !8R.c2ql4l6
(Sorry about slowness, had to take a call) At this point I can barely contain my laughter. This prank is gonna get very elaborate. "Alright Marcy, since you guys cant even remember most of last night I think a smaller, more private party is on order... How about in your cave? That'd be pretty rad." Marceline grins again, and takes one last drag, stubbing out her smokey tube on her knee and flicking it out the window. "Haha, alright Finn. Let me grab my umbrella and we can head off now!" She pulls on her jacket, opens her umbrella and before Peebs can object sweeps her up in one arm, and me in the other, passing the brolly to me first. As we soar out the window I call to Jake- "I'LL SEE YOU IN A FEW DAYS BRO, GO STAY WITH RAINICORN". He looks totally perplexed at what just happened as your soar away towards Marcies cave.
Anonymous
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I think when you marry a princess you have to like, slay a huge monster as a dowry first, or something.
Anonymous
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>>32928967 think on the way over the best way to keep the prank going!
You should note everybody should totally kiss again if they can't remember the marriage three-way.
Anonymous
Oh, nononono. This his to be the prank of pranks! We can't just hold a small ceremony! Finn the Human is getting married with TWO members of royalty! This calls for a wedding of dazzling proportions! Everyone is invited (except Ice King)! Marching bands! Food for everyone! And everybody is wearing fancy suits and dresses! And Finn, Marceline and Bubblegum will be wearing the most radical outfits of all!
Anonymous
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>>32928967 We got this far, let's not blow this up yet by acting to eager and letting our hands slip. Besides Marcy seemed awfully eager to get out right quick, let's ask what exactly she has in mind. Also send spirit animal message to Beemo explaining that he'll be holding down the fort himself for a few days just in case Jake forgets to tell him anything.
Anonymous
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>>32929170 It already "happened" stupid. Drunk and blacked out with a lumpy officiator who totally just hooks up people even when they don't ask because "IT'S LUMPIN HOT"
Anonymous
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>>32928967 Ice King must enter at some point and ruin everything, for not being invited to the radical party and all. Maybe he did show up, but everyone was too..."radical" to notice.
Also, I feel that the retarded cinnamon bun has to be included as well.
Anonymous
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Finn, I don't think you realize the scope of what's going on here... You've managed to convince PB that that's what happened last night, even if Marcie doesn't buy it. Marrying a Princess makes you a Prince. Time to live like goddamn royalty
FastForwardFinn !8R.c2ql4l6
I'm afraid I'll have to abscond for a brief period of time, but be sure I will return! I have a few ideas- Marcy, Peebs and Finn sail a little pirate ship across the seas in search of HONEYMOON ADVENTURE, TROPICAL ISLANDS AND PINA COLADAS Marcy, Peebs and Finn shack up sitcom style in Marcies cave or the treehouse. Marcy, Peebs and Finn become a triumvarate of the three greasest hero/wizard king/queens. Almost... A Tribunal? Of course it could go any way, depending on input.
Anonymous
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>>32929352 Or Marceline could shapeshift a glorious vampire cock and she and Finn could pick an end of PB and Eiffel-tower her.
GO TEAM
AD VENTURE
Anonymous
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>>32929352 PIRATE SHIP. MOTHERFUCKING PIRATE SHIP.
Finn suggests the Beautiful United Together Trio as their pirate name. PB is aghast but Marcelene totally thinks they have it in them to be BUTT Pirates.
Fizz
>>32929352 While PIRATE ADVENTURE is right up Finn's alley, is he still afraid of the ocean? I say they should go to the Cloud Kingdom and look for a SKY BOAT.
One pro hero? Two radical dame followers? Time for some Skies of Arcadia adventures up in this.
Anonymous
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>>32929352 Since Finn has a crippling fear regarding deep water I suggest the three of them become a band of LAND PIRATES! With a majestic earth ship at their disposal.
Anonymous
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>>32929505 Lots of pirates can't swim though. It's an acceptable workaround.
FastForwardFinn !8R.c2ql4l6
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Oh my flump I'm sorry about this guys, I'm still waiting for my dinner to finish cooking in the oven.
FastForwardFinn !8R.c2ql4l6
DINNER TIME is soon so fret not, because after that it's CANDLELIT PARTY TIME with Finn, Marceline and Peebs as they 'figure things out' (TOTALLY NONSEXUALLY) and Finn is a total bluffmeister. And maybe Marcy catches on but rolls with it because it'll be fun. And Peebs is just like, whudduglub
Anonymous
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>>32930073 well, 85 percent nonsexually anyway.
Anonymous
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hey Jake, we just found the murridge certificate th'what? turns out it was YOU that got married, you goof. who'd I marry? you got married to PARTYING
Anonymous
Oh, dinner by candlelight. The perfect chance for Finn to show he's even more of a gentleman now he's hit the big 16.
Anonymous
>>32930210 pulled it off fabulously with spaghetti, the question is what does Marceline like to eat, since tomato stuff gives her weird dreams.. maybe just a big bucket of bloody mary
Anonymous
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>>32930559 shit wait that's tomato too. uh, red wine.
I imagine PB is mostly going along with this because she's still hungover as fuck.
FastForwardFinn !8R.c2ql4l6
(I'm afraid I may have to continue much later tonight ,but II'll get as much done here as I can.) We finally arrive in the cave, Marcy gently landing us down on the dock. I high five her as we walk into the house, Peebs following us in a kinda state of shock. She's really freaked out, this is brilliant! Once we're inside, Bubblegum sits herself down on the couch. She's still bright red and mute. Sweet glob. She looks so cute when she's confused. ANYWAY. Marcy's begun to hang up some red low lights, and she's already lit a few candles around the room. It feels warm and cosy, and you notice how much she's done to the place recently- The couch is much plumper, the walls are deep burgundy with cream skirting boards, and a glass table. Even a vase with some dead flowers. It feels comtempary but relaxed. We have a choice of - Dinner by candlelight Talking, a few drinks and chillum-Sorry, chilling. having some mad jam time.
Anonymous
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>>32930716 THE MADDEST OF JAMS
FastForwardFinn !8R.c2ql4l6
bamp, is peebs hungover, shellshocked, or just really stoned?
Anonymous
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>>32930716 MAD. JAM. TIME.
And make PB lead.
Anonymous
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man you know marceline is the kind to casual it up in her underwears, you need to pop your top and see if you can peer pressure PB into similar lounging. I bet she wears a hilarious bra with like, a ribbon on it.
Anonymous
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>>32930941 Shell shocked is funnier, force her out of it by making her sing.
FastForwardFinn !8R.c2ql4l6
Aw krunk guys, can we archive this? I need to go for a while, I'll be back later though! I love you all for making my Quest idea a reality.
Anonymous
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>>32930941 MOSTLY hungover, which is leading to her shockery (otherwise she'd have snapped out by now and started some 'wait a minute' up in there, but she's just now getting a secondhand buzz off Marcie)
Anonymous
Yo get this shit archived until he gets back. This is actually really good.
Anonymous
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>>32931008 hell lately it's been hard to get a thread NOT to last for days, but this one's got so much interest
I say we keep it going with the sidestory of what Jake's doing with Lady. Like, she's not in her house, so he goes to find her.
Anonymous
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>>32931036 link to the archive submission place?
FastForwardFinn !8R.c2ql4l6
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Also I'm tempted to a seperate ADVENTURE TIME: THE HANGOVER with Beemo, Jake, Finn and the Ice King at some point. "I'm sorry I ice spiked our drinks! I just wanted us to have a good time!" *Photos of Ice King stealing a sleeping Cosmic Owl, Beemo taking out his chips and marrying Stripper Princess, trying to get info outta Dr Princess...*
Anonymous
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>>32931008 Doubtful that it'll be archived, but someone (or yourself) can still save the whole thread on the off chance it's gone when you get back.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>32931241 giving me a 404 when i submit this thread #
Anonymous
Wait, sorry, it's here:
http://chanarchive.org/request_votes Put the URL in the entry field and hit vote. If two other people do it, it gets archived.
Anonymous
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>>32931462 bam. let's space jam this up like shaq fu.
Anonymous
>>32931462 Pointing out the obvious here, but even if it gets archived there's still a 7 day judgment time that will determine if it gets permanently archived to deleted.
Though I guess 7 days is plenty of time for the guy to come back and save all the story so far.
Anonymous
>>32931755 boo. oh well let's keep it going with a little prequel action.
wtf do you think Finn got for presents?
Anonymous
FastForwardFinn !8R.c2ql4l6
Holy glob that was bad, sorry about that guys but I'm back now. Literally just got kicked out of my squat by hired council thugs (ILLEGALLY, MIGHT I ADD, fucking political persecution) had to pack while they were trying to find a way in, just made it to a mates so I can crash here before moving on to one of my backup digs. But that's enough about me. The overall consensus seems like it's JAM TIME. "Hey Marceline, y'know what'd be rad?" "Go on, Finn?" "JAM TIME". Fist pound. Marcy goes to grab her totally rad axe while I plonk onto the couch next to Peebs. She's still pretty out of it, so I gently put my hand on her shoulder to see if she's okay. She blushes and glances at me. "Is.. Is this really happening?" Erk. "Uh.. I guess so, yeah. Pretty crazy, huh? Anyway we're totes gonna jam, so you lead sing and I'll do some beep boopin' and backup while Marcy riffs it on the bass. And later tonight, we can sanctify our marriage! Mathematical!" "Wait, sanctify?!" Oh, whoops. Maybe wrong thing to say. "I mean, like, uh. Yknow." At this point she's redder than Ricardio. "... Go on, Finn?" "We gotta make the Adventurer Marriage heroic justice oath, silly!" Peebs breaths a long sigh. Its hard to guage her reaction, though. You're not sure if she's relieved, or just flustered and hot under the collar. At this point, Marcy floats back in, her cute little vampire overbite looking totes adorable. Adoromathematiradical. She settles down and starts playing a groovy vampire blues riff. Now its time for you and Peebs to totally sing your stuff! (WRITE SOME LYRICS, BEST LYRICS GET USED)
Anonymous
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When are you going to fuck, Finn? Come on, man. It's time.
Anonymous
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>>32932294 PASTA
WATER
GETTING HOTTER
A SONG ABOUT NOODLES?
Anonymous
>>32932294 how are you affording internet if you're a squatter? no offense
FastForwardFinn !8R.c2ql4l6
>>32932404 It's more politics. I dont really want to get into it, but yeah, if a place is empty and has been for years, it's better off being used to live in. Especially since I tend to clean the places up, repaint them, make them livable. Just trying to do a bit of good. I'll stay in one for a while, and leave it nice for the next residents. Also I just dont want to pay for somewhere to live, gives me so much disposable income.
ANYWAY GIVE ME LYRICS THAT ARE POTENTIALLY SCANDALOUS.
Anonymous
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>>32932451 oh that is the legit kind of squatting, I approve of that. Nice.
lyricbolical: spread that love like it's slowly flowing from eleven all-knowing angel tenants
come to clank when you reuinite and partake of every variety of positive feelings, bueno.
Anonymous
>>32932451 panties, panties, all around
drop those panties and hear the sound
your bra strap snaps when i give it a pluck
now you're properly dressed for a FFFFFffreakin good time.
Anonymous
>>32932294 I'm no good at stringing scientific terms into rhythmical verses.
Make her sing the elements song or something science-y.
Where's Anon-Prime when we need him?
Anonymous
>>32932714 Xanoids kill Plantoids every year.
Plantoids produce mallowtoxin.
Mallowtoxin kills Xanoids!
i'm princess bubblegum, bitch, I'll eat you all
Anonymous
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PB should sing 'proton neutron synchotron' from tenchi
Anonymous
>>32932294 Again I wake up to your end, your ways and means
I watch your machinations seamless on the screen
I turn away again but still your always there
Your vacant, automatic smile is everywhere
The bright procession flashes past
In 2 dimensions under glass
The smile that lies between the lines
Luminous the union beams
Between the gods and their machines
The numb seduction of the blind
Sacrosanct the rank and file
Of perfect angels passes by
To modify the mind's desire
And no 3rd dimension troubles this
Procession where there's no abyss
In which there burns a fire
So you will jinx us with your trinkets and your tricks
Your malcontented ravings and your razor bladed wits
Go on you little clown and do your very worst
Go ahead and starve to death, or satisfy your thirst
The bright procession flashes past - Bad little insects find it tricky to survive
In 2 dimensions under glass
The smile that lies between the lines
Luminous the union beams - As they infest the sickest segments of the hive
Between the gods and their machines
The numb seduction of the blind
Sacrosanct the rank and file - Though we might whisper pretty words from time to time
Of perfect angels passes by
To modify the mind?s desire
And no 3rd dimension troubles this - They'll get no honey like the ones who stay in line
Procession where there's no abyss
In which there burns a fire
So yet another preconception dead ahead
A winning grimace and a gnawing sense of dread
A set of orders from a disembodied head
Anonymous
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>>32932795 Eat you all, down the hall
in the bedroom with mushrooms
Anonymous
PB should sing a PBesque version of Marceline's DISTASTEFUL song
Anonymous
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>>32932908 "I'm gonna bury you in my .. science"
"why do I want to... sip tea and have a good time.. sit still and quiet and pass ONLY quiet gas"
FastForwardFinn !8R.c2ql4l6
>>32932686 (holy shit we have a winner, sorry guys gotta roll with this)
I finish my verse, power-pumping my fist into the air and the bass just kinda drops as Marcy realises what I'm singing and Peebs realises what SHE'S singing along with.
I'm met with two blank stares.
Before Marceline totally cracks up, punching me on the shoulder.
"Hehehe, good one 'hubby'. I guess you are older, huh?"
Peebs looks even more shocked. She's gone between shades of pale pink and bright violet red and I'm worried she might start steaming or exploding or some junk.
Still, that was totally mathematical.
Marcy floats on over to me, grinning.
"Maybe we should go chill in my room while we let Peebs cool down? Hey Peebs, nap on the couch for a bit! You look shattered Bonnibell."
Bubblegum nods in agreement, somewhat dazed. Do we stay and try to talk to her, or follow Marcy?
FastForwardFinn !8R.c2ql4l6
>>32932854 Oh motherglob, I only just saw this, so sorry dude that was totally math but I cant go back now. Still, you should save that, because it's rad and I think we can work it in later!
Anonymous
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>>32932956 go with marcy get laid/hatch more plans.
Anonymous
>>32932956 man you can't cheat on your wife with your other wife, youve gotta share and share alike!
besides if you both kiss her at once you might break her fucking brain and let's face it, PB has some mental blocks that need to come down before she cracks and kills everyone. this is therapy.
Anonymous
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>>32933046 Finn Nicholson and Bonnibel Sandler in: Anger Management.
Anonymous
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>>32932956 follow Marcy
If she's in on it, you gotta coordinate
Anonymous
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>>32932999 its all good man i'm digging this whole thing.
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>>32932956 Tell PB that once she's cooled down a bit you'll try jamming again, then go with
>>32932854 's song.
Follow Marceline to her room and ask her what the math PB was really singing about.
Anonymous
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>deleted post that was still a good idea though
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>>32933194 FastForwardFinn retcon this in
FastForwardFinn !8R.c2ql4l6
I follow Marcy upstairs to her room. Wow, she's really done this place a treat! The stairs are carpeted, and her room is.. Just, wow. Huge comfy bed, fresh paint on the walls and furniture, beautiful handcarved items, vintage deco... You're not sure what any of that means but it sounds artsy. She's got some fancy new alchemy table too, next to her bed. I didn't know she was into her science.. It's got some weird wooden and silver cylinders, a pestle, and a handcarved rosewood box left open. There's also some varied dried plants in boxes and containers, in purples, greens and dark browns. A musky smell comes from the table, and from the lit incense sticks on top of her dresser. (I really have a thing for interior design, sorry guys) Marceline plops herself down on the side of her bed by the table, doin' some funky junk with thin little sheets of paper and the plants.. I dunno, not really paying attention. I sit down next to her, trying not to blush, when she lights another one of her funny tubes and begins to puff on it. "So, Finn" she starts, "What's really happening here? I mean... Is this some joke? Or for real? You dont want to fool me around, Finn." "I.. Err..." She interrupts before I can finish, however. "You know what, it's cool. Dont worry. This'll be fun. I'm along for the ride. But Bonnibel seems pretty freaked.. We should totally play along with that." Heh. Marcy is one chill dame. I sit back and I'm about to tell her that, but she presses a finger against my lips, tells me to close my eyes... And pushes something in between my lips. I open my eyes and there's the funny lookin tube in my mouth. "Just breath it into your mouth, then inhale, baby. Dont worry if you cough. That always happens on your first time." Slightly anxious, I do it anyway. I mean, if she likes it, it cant be too bad... Right? A deep lungful and a lot of coughing later, and my head is spinning. Woah. What now?
Anonymous
don't just leave PB with a half-broken brain, you and marceline KNOW you wanna tip her off the edge
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>>32933327 >>32933318 "this stuff is great! oh glob what happens if we give PB some?"
"she won't fall for that, princesses are too uptight to partake.. but we could bake it into some brownies"
Anonymous
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>>32933318 is marcy about to have her way with finn? PB should bust in and give a psa about how drugs are bad.
Anonymous
>you have just realized in the first post Finn gets out of his jimjams but never gets dressed
FastForwardFinn !8R.c2ql4l6
>>32933538 >Finn wears his clothes under his jimjam sack. I dont mean like actual jammies but that funky sleeping bag he has. At least, he does today. Anonymous
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>>32933624 booo
no actually that makes sense, especially if he stumbled drunkenly into bed.
speaking of which I vote for getting PB high
Anonymous
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Obviously Marceline is going for a prank herself. Getting both Finn and PB stoned out of their minds. And then... shananigans ensue.
Anonymous
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>pranks Jake is going to appear when Finn loses his virginity to huck a big bag of butter at him
Anonymous
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havin' trouble deciding? maybe give us choices
Anonymous
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>inb4wallotextfromop
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i suspect that pb is the real master pranker and will use science prank. marceline is in on the prank. so is jake. theyve been planning it for weeks. just as things become unkosher, the ultimate prank is set into motion.
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stumble downstairs and distress PB further in your inebriated state
FastForwardFinn !8R.c2ql4l6
I lie back on the bed. Woah.. It's soft. Really soft. Soft like bubblegum... Like Marceline. Wait, that is Marceline cuddling up to me. She's passed me the tube again. I'll have another puff... "Rest your head, kiddo. I'm gonna check on peebs." -MARCELINES POINT OF VIEW- Heh. I guess that was his first hit. He's a cute kid, but he's not so easy to read anymore... Taller, leaner... More handsome, although I'd never admit it. I float down to Peebs. She looks... Delicious, curled up asleep on my couch. Gently I lift her off the couch and float with her up the stairs. Another thing I'll never admit. Sometime I'm gonna have to crack. Let it all out. I cant keep up this face forever. Just be.. Me. Like I used to be. Playing on the grass topside, mum watching as I scrape my knees, chase butterflies. I guess there's no time to be me when I'm Vampire Queen... But considering how long I've been away for, who do I have to answer to? Myself? Maybe I'm just afraid of facing my own insecurities. Maybe I'm afraid of looking vulnerable. Maybe I'm just bein' all introspective and junk and I'm just stoned as balls, worrying about nothing. I mean, I've got it all sorted. That's what I tell myself when I gently lie Bonnibel next to the sleeping Finn. I pull back the duvet and join them, curling up by Finn. I wont float tonight. Not tonight. They wont notice. (Alright, it's day two next, lets have some ideas for the plan of the day while they sleep)
Anonymous
If Finn has sex, Jake will cease to exist.
Anonymous
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>>32934230 Jake is not a daemon.
but I bet he shows up after this and sees the three of them in bed and freaks his leeks.
Anonymous
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>>32934226 Jake has been kidnapped by the mob! They're demanding a ransom! Like The Hangover!
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I still wanna see PB when she's high as fuck.
Anonymous
I don't think Finn would do drugs, I meant just look at the world he lives in. If he did do drugs he'd end up flipping his lid seeing things like The Maze, That fucking Wizard, The Lub Glubs, THAT FUCKING DEER, Ghosts, etc. Ethier that or end up like Shaggy from Scooby: stoned, hungry, and shitting himself.
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>>32934530 finn seems like he'd be scared shitless of stuff that jacks his brain like acid or shrooms, but stuff you light on fire and then laugh and chill out is right up his alley.
FastForwardFinn !8R.c2ql4l6
BACK TO FINN. Oh glob I feel funky... Am I.. Am I in bed? Looking around, I've got Marcy on one side and Peebs on the other. Oh glob. Oh glob oh glob oh glob what do I do. The suns obviously gone down, we've been asleep for a while... Although it's now night, so Marcy should be waking up now. Does she even need sleep? Right on cue, Marceline sleepily opens her eyes and cracks a yawn, pulling me back down to cuddle tightly. I dont think she's quite awake. Oh glob. What do I do.
Anonymous
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>>32935033 take advantage, you li'l puss. cop a feel. As long as you can pass it off as something you did in your sleep.
Anonymous
>>32935033 Hug her Finn! Hug and cuddle the mothaluving shit out of that!
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>>32935091 And PB. We don't want her to get cold...
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>>32935091 this just so much. if finn is any sort of man this.
FastForwardFinn !8R.c2ql4l6
Trying not to blush like mad, I snuggle back up against Marcy. Her breath is.. Lukewarm against my neck. It feels soft. With my other arm, I pull Peebs closer. She murmurs happily and rolls over, nuzzling my neck from the other side. Her soft lips brush against my collarbone, sending shivers up my spine. I realise my golden locks are across my eyes. Did Marcy... Did she take my hat off?! I'm too tired to care. A sort of giggle-cough comes from Marcy. Well, a poorly disguised giggle. She's quite obviously awake, pretending to be asleep. Should we play along or do something to surprise her?
Anonymous
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>>32935395 Surprise her? He's drowning in bitches at the moment. You don't try to get out of that!
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>>32935395 "accidentally" grope something
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Tits in one hand, ass in the other.
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Slip your wiener betwixt her thighs.
FastForwardFinn !8R.c2ql4l6
Woah subconscious, Marcy is BLATANTLY awake. She's also a flumpin VAMPIRE QUEEN. I mean sure, she's our vampire queen, but still. We're a good dude. We respect the ladies. But still... I mean, Peebs is quite close to me... I put my arm around her, down her side to her thigh... And she murmurs quietly in her sleep, and cuddles me tighter. Her hand moves down to my tummy. Oh glob.
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>>32935844 its not like you can stop her subconcious...
Anonymous
>>32935844 ice king time? Ice king time! ice king breaks in right as marcy is about to get her hand in your pants.
FastForwardFinn !8R.c2ql4l6
>>32935926 Woah no, Marcy is hugging us close with her head on my neck and we're hugging Peebs on our left close, with our arm around her. Peebs hand is on our tummy, and Marcys arms are just wrapped around us. Peebs has her head on our shoulder, her soft plump lips brushing against our collarbone...
When did my shirt come off?!
Damn it Marcy.
And Marcy is awake but pretending not to be, Peebs is asleep and sleep-rubbing our tummy while we have our arm round her, hand on her soft thigh, tracing down to the curve of her shapely..
Anyway.
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>>32935844 Go along with it
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>>32935982 >implying you don't be that guy and simply go get up and see what jake is doing. Anonymous
>>32935982 You're 16 now, Finn. Time to learn all you can about the female anatomy.
Kreetn !TROLlvzGSU
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>mfw quest thread on /co/ glob bless you, fa/tg/uy.
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>>32934226 holy shit this is so lame
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FastForwardFinn !8R.c2ql4l6
http://youtu.be/V8rZWw9HE7o Finn is approximately here.
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Dont you die on me.
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>>32935982 Do what you can without waking PB up, guide her hand around a bit, feel her soft bubble gum skin... then whisper to Marceline to follow your lead, and gently transfer PB across yourself, onto Marcy. Snuggle up next to them, then "accidentally" hiccup to bring PB more awake.
FastForwardFinn !8R.c2ql4l6
I'SHAE NA'ER DIE SO LAANG AS MAEEE SPEHRIIT LEHVS AWWHHNN! But I do need input.
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>>32936380 Oh damn finn's in an 80s montage. now well never know what happened to gunter.
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>>32936477 i stand by my ice king showing up post.
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If AT were actually good, then all of your threads wouldn't open with the same copypasta.
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>realize you haven't eaten in like 24 hours >sustain self on bubblegum hair
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Finn slips his hand in his pants. He slowly out his wallet, searching in the corner he finds two condoms. He chooses the ribbed condom and proceeds to plow Marcelines ass until she bleeds.
FastForwardFinn !8R.c2ql4l6
>>32936475 Grinning, I have an idea. Softly cradling Peebs, I whisper to Marcy "follow my lead", moving her across me to her. We ruffle all our hair a bit, and pose smugly either side of Peebs.
And then, pulling the duvet over her chest, Marcy removes her top. That wasn't part of the plan. She coughs gently, and Bubblegum lies there, slowly opening her eyes. She glances to me, goes red, glances to Marcy and gets redder, sits up straight, her nightie falls down, she goes crimson and faints.
Marceline starts laughing like crazy, and I cant help but join her. That was algebraic!
Anonymous
>A group of teenagers >Half naked >Just laughing at eachother Wat?
FastForwardFinn !8R.c2ql4l6
>>32936729 I want to keep this moderately worksafe. I'm tempted to write a 'what was missing' and host that somewhere else.
Speaking of other creative writing/drawing projects, if there are other creative folks here who want to get in touch, maybe over Skype or somesuch, we can chat about that at the end of the thread. I've had a few ideas and I'd love to work with other /co/mrades.
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>>32936645 I want Finn to have some sex.
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>>32936811 if i had any talent with that i would totes help.
ColdFusion智 !!jbouFAho9ee
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>>32936811 nice thing about text, it's always worksafe.
tbh it'd be downright insulting to NOT grope Marcie, but it looks as if it's too late now
FastForwardFinn !8R.c2ql4l6
>>32936538 Oh flub! I just realised how hungry I am, and I'm pretty sure Marcy and Peebs will be too when they get up proper. Jumping outta bed I realise I'm in my boxers...
I grab a dressing gown slung over one of Marcies chairs, but it only comes down to above my knees. It's deep burgundy, and is made of what feels like velvet. You dont know why, but you get the feeling this strange jacket gown is incredibly classy.
Strolling downstairs (feeling absolutely MATH) I take stock in the kitchen... We have dry noodles, various vegetables (water chestnuts, peppers, mushrooms), and spices (lemongrass, various chilis, ginger), as well as what appear to be magically frozen prawns in a lump of ice. There's also a bottle of 'Soy sauce'. It looks pretty old. We also have a variety of jams, red sauces and strawberry premade meals for Marcy.
What'll it be?
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>>32936811 PB get's all mad, but let marcy somehow fix up the situation.
Kreetn !TROLlvzGSU
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>>32936811 >Marceline ==>: take finn's prank to the max. take control of the situation and reverse prank him Kreetn !TROLlvzGSU
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>>32936975 pasta
water
getting
hotter
THIS PASTA'S GETTING HOOOOOTTER
IT'S SO HOT IT'S
stir fry
you make a stir fry
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>>32936975 Some Chocolate Strawberry Shake for the sensual taste of elegance for Marcy.
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>>32936975 For PB you make a hot spaghetti with meatball dinner with the sides of fries.. with ketchup.
ColdFusion智 !!jbouFAho9ee
>>32936975 let Marceline cook, you are pretty lousy at it and you know PB is too. But get the ingredients out for her to help.
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>>32936645 Well that was a longtime coming.
I suppose ideally the goal is to keep the prank going on as long as possible, but in such a way as to ensure that PB isn't hurt or legitimately upset when she figures it out?
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>>32937242 lol'd at this.
Wait. Jake is the only one that cooks too.
Makes sense.
Anonymous
Was the Enchiridion a loan or what? Because it's looking like Chapter Five might come in handy.
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>>32937508 He still has that book a few episodes later.
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You should collect it all into a pastebin or something once it's finished.
FastForwardFinn !8R.c2ql4l6
Wow, I swear /co/ froze. Anyway.>Finn Gettin dat stir fry read, gonna be sweehaaaaeeattt. Poppin noodles in da boilin water, drainin em when they're soft, bam straight in da wok with oil and soy, stir day shit on a medium heat yo, chuckin in da water chestnuts, chopped mushrooms, bit o' pepper and hints of ginger and lemongrass. MATHEMATICAL.>Marceline Hehe, for Finn, that was good. He's not really a kid any more, is he? Such a cutie. A blond, rugged... Anyway. I've got an adorable unconscious peebs in half a nightie... I should probably dress her. I cross the room and grab her shirt.. My old shirt. Floating back to the bed, I cradle her in my arms and softly pull it on. She nuzzles my cool neck and I smile, kissing her forehead. I'm glad she's asleep, because I'd never live this down. Now what? I can help Finn with breakfast, wake up Bonnibel or actually get dressed.
ColdFusion智 !!jbouFAho9ee
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>>32937756 PB should wake up to breakfast.. and getting dressed is for squares. ;D
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>>32937756 >bad joke about women belonging in the kitchen. Anonymous
>>32937756 Finn's not (properly) dressed either, so just let her wake up like that.
Yeah, 4chan freezes like that like 2 or 3 times a week at least.
FastForwardFinn !8R.c2ql4l6
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>>32937871 I guess I havent been on a lot lately then, I cant remember the last time that happened...
Anyway, gonna wait for a couple more replies.
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>>32937756 While Finn is certainly showing potential, he should remember who the master is.
See how long you can go topless without Finn directly mentioning it.
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Marceline: Consider quality of your ingredients. Like none of them are expired and/or cursed are they?
FastForwardFinn !8R.c2ql4l6
>Marceline Gently, I wake Bonnie. She sits up at the edge of the bed, sighs, and smiles a little. "This is real, isn't it?" I nod. She looks distant. I offer her my hand and she pulls herself up. "I'm gonna go freshen up in your bathroom..." I smile, and leave her to it, floating downstairs. "Yo Finn buddy, I got those ingredients fresh a couple days ago. Yknow.. In case you, er, decided to visit. Not that I, eh, expected you to or anything... I definitely haven't been doing it for a while... Uhm. Yeah." If vampires could blush, I'd be on fire. Anyway, he looks like he's handling himself pretty well on the Wok. I guess Jake taught him a trick or two. I wonder when he's gonna notice I'm only wearing my stockings and undies? I should probably change them anyway, they're laddered on the legs...
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>>32938166 Silently fly above Finn and scare him
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>>32938166 Finn! Turn the lump around right now and notice how Marceline's dressed, then drop three eggs into the frying pan!
Also, there are no stairs leading to the second floor in Marceline's house, just a ladder. ColdFusion智 !!jbouFAho9ee
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>>32938166 laddered stockings are like torn jeans! .. maybe.
PB: come up with something to show you know how to play along with these jokers.
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>>32938166 Marceline: Remember that you -are- in fact capable of blushing, which you are almost certainly doing right now.
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>>32938266 downstairs means the lower floor
FastForwardFinn !8R.c2ql4l6
>>32938266 Remember, the place has been totally redone. Marcy felt like a change in scenery. Modern contemparary deco. Also I'm a design maniac so yeah, it's like house porn for me writing this.
>>32938288 I stand corrected! Marcy is now blushing. Even though she's a vampire. MAGICAINTGOTTASPLAINSHIT
Anyway
>Princess Bonnibel Bubblegum Peebs :3 I feel highly un-Princessy right now. This... This is not what I'm used to at all. But.. I do suppose it's quite nice, and it's so very sweet of Finn to be making breakfast.. And of Marcy to put my shirt back on...
I do hope she couldn't tell I was awake, I couldn't stop smiling. But this is such a strange situation.. I'm married to Finn, AND Marceline? Does that make Finn a King? Does that make me a QUEEN?
Goodness me, this requires research.
What's that smell.. Is.. Is that Stir Fry? The better older brother of Spaghetti?
Oh my.
Research can wait.
>Marceline the VAAAAMPPIIIRRREEE QUEEEENNNN He still hasn't turned around! Heh, here's an idea.
I silently float behind Finn, and drape my arms round his shoulders while he cooks, ruffling his hair with one arm. Then I press my chest against his back. I can pretty much feel the sparks down his spine. And he just dropped his spatula.
Oh my.
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Time to figure out a long term plan Marceline, you and Finn are on potentially unstable ground right now, and it'd be a shame to reburn that bridge he helped you rebuild.
ColdFusion智 !!jbouFAho9ee
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>>32938464 awww yeah keep using your sweetness, that's your skill. good thinking. you'd fall on your face trying to be prankful anyway.
>spaghetti's better older brother i laughed
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This a damn good thread.
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>>32938464 Finn: stand completely still. They can only see you if you move.
Jake: Wonder where Finn has got to, then be distracted by a Moose barfing rainbows for propulsion.
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>>32938464 Finn: Play it cool.
FastForwardFinn !8R.c2ql4l6
>Peebs Wow, this bathroom.. Is fit for royalty! Incredible! A screen door shower, off-white and turquoise floor tiling with a small mat to dry your feet, a beautiful sink (lets not even GO there), and oak panelled walls! And there's a small set of stairs leading down to a small inlet in the cave lake, now covered by a small building connected to the house.. Taking a peek, I discover a jacuzzi and a small steam room. That.. Is.. MATHEMATICAL! I step out of my clothes, and into the shower. Aw, poot! I forgot to find towels. I'll have to call Marcy after I'm done. She better not peek...>Finn Dontmovedontmovedontmovedontmovedontmoveohflump>Jake RAAAAAAINNNBBOOWWWWW MOOOOOOOOOOOSE>Marceline Oh my glob he's actually frozen. Heh. "I should probably go get dressed, Finn" "Uhhh.. Yeahh." I drift upstairs, blushing. Wait, why am I blushing?! He should be blushing! What has come over me?!>Marceline's mental to do list- work out feelings in head. What is going on here.
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>>32938980 >RAAAAAAINNNBBOOWWWWW MOOOOOOOOOOOSE Anonymous
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Marceline: You know what would clear your mind? A nice hot shower.
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was confused, then realized I'd thought PB had done the arm-draping-during-cooking. fuck my attention span. Marcie, recover your ego by peeking the fuck in on PB. if she gives you a hassle remind her you're both girls. Finn, that memory goes in the -good- vault.
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As Finn's cooking, he spills soy sauce all over himself, and has to go take a shower to clean it off.
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>>32938980 Somehow, in some way, this needs to lead to naked jacuzzi party.
Somehow this three person party will be so intense that the Party God himself will shine his favor down upon it making them all hyper hopped up on party energy.
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>>32938980 Finn is gonna make the best noodle soup/thing ever! And after Marceline has gotten a good look at PB and settled her mind a bit both girls go downstairs and enjoy the fuck out of the meal with Finn.
All in all newly wed bliss.
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Finn: Consider also getting dressed?
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Marceline: Try writing a song? It might serve as a way to focus what you're actually feeling. ...For obvious reasons, if you need to sing, you should do it as quietly as possible.
FastForwardFinn !8R.c2ql4l6
>Finn "ALRIGHT GUYS, ITS EATIN TIME! Pretty weird time for eating, considering it's midnight, but hey I adventure constantly so my sleep schedule is totally lumped anyway STIR FRY" I plate up three dishes of the delicious slightly spicy meal, and set them down at the glass dining table in the kitchen, with cutlery. No rush, but what the glob is taking the others so long?>Marceline Floating into the bathroom, I grin as I fling my clothes into the laundry basket and slip on a short silk gown, floating by the shower so I can see just over the top down on Peebs. Mhm. Delicious. I wonder if she tastes like strawberries...>Bubblegum Oh! I guess that means the food is ready, I suppose I should finish showering. "Marceline!" I shout, "Can you grab me a towel please?">Marceline Oh Bonnibel, you have such good timing! I grab a towel from the rack and float over the top of the cubicle as she turns off the shower, landing right next to her and surprising her before she can say a word. Holding out the towel to her, she stutters out an "I.." before squeeking and just going bright red again. Yum. She snatches the towel and quickly wraps it around herself, before pointing to the door, motioning for me to leave so she can put on one of the silk gowns hanging from the back of the door. Grudgingly, I give her that small luxury. I guess I'll join Finn for the meal. A few minutes later, everyone is sat at the table, eating the delicious conveniently red-tinted stir fry. What now for>Finn >Bubblegum >Marceline
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>>32939642 >Bubblegum Suggest coitus
ColdFusion智 !!jbouFAho9ee
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so.. whatchu gonna do with YOUR tax break? Finn I'm not levying a tax on anybody then what has Jake been doing with lady? ... OHHhhh.. Beemo LIED to me!
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Show some love for that stir fry.
FastForwardFinn !8R.c2ql4l6
I'll tell ya what! We'll have to find out in the NEXT THREAD. Which could be tonight. Or tomorrow. Because I've been going for hours oh god. DECISION TIME.
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>>32939774 Tomorrow or whatever.
I drew a picture by the way:
>>32939743 Anonymous
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>>32939642 Ensemble: Have an increasingly awkward meal where no one knows what to say to each other.
Distraction: Occur.
Anonymous
FastForwardFinn !8R.c2ql4l6
Alright peeps, new thread tomorrow. Bonne chance!
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>>32940135 I wait in quivering anticipation.
I had hopes that this might turn out to be a cool adventure, but you manchildren had to make it something your grubby stems could masturbate to. Why not just take this kind of shit to
FF.net or something, it's just shitty porn now. Such a shame, too, it was so in-character.
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Don't forget to vote on chanarchive.
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>>32941759 You knew damn well where this was going from the start.
Although I too hope something a bit more exciting will happen next time.
ColdFusion智 !!jbouFAho9ee
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>>32942056 yeah I love me some relaxing 'people hanging out in beds' shit but action and pranks are awesome too. Maybe tomorrow it can be combat-tastic and just coincidentally have the ogre tear off someone's clothes but otherwise nonstop violence and excitement.
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I'm still hoping this will go in a hot tub direction, but how did Lady react to Jake's drawn on mustache?
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>>32940135 I WILL FIND THAT THREAD
AND I WILL MOTHER
GLOBBING
LOVE IT
FFF confirmed for best tripbro?
Anonymous
FastForwardFinn !8R.c2ql4l6
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I genuinely just deleted the second thread because it got no replies, was going to start it later... And this is on page 1?! WHY?! LET IT DIE, DAMN YOU.
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>>32927576 sweet thread, night.
FastForwardFinn !8R.c2ql4l6
Should I start the new thread now and later today? After the next few replies I'll delete this one.
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I would suggest not deleting this one untill you create the next one. Mainly so you could link to the next one from here so one could fine it easily. Also: start at your leisure
FastForwardFinn !8R.c2ql4l6
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>>32955328 Don't delete this one, leave it up for people who see the other thread for the first time to read everything.