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Good morning, /co/.
Link to previous thread:
http://chanarchive.org/4chan/co/31847/sweet-glob-the-big-one-six-that-s-mathematical-as-i-pull-mysel
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>>32927576

Today we'll resume where we left off- the awkward stir fry

nomming in Marcys kitchen with Marceline, Peebs and Finn.

At this point there's an awkward silence, and everyone's

got their eyes down with a hint of a blush.
>Finn
>Marceline
>Peebs is too "humphh" for input right now.

And meanwhile, at Rainicorns house, Jake just arrived after

chasing the RAINBOW MOOSE.
He still hasn't noticed the moustache, and is about to

knock on the door.
>Jake


In the Ice Kingdom, Ice King is totally alone and wondering

where his BEST BUDDIES Finn and Jake are. He heard

something about a 'birthday' from Gunter. Surely he didn't

miss Finns birthday? Why.. Why wasnt he invited? Whats

that, Gunter? You were invited?! OOoohh, GUNTER! Why didn't

you tell me!
>Ice King