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Anonymous !!VCtdMMXfYap Fri 09 Mar 2012 23:14:00 No.34897069 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>34897878 >>34899717 >>34900380 >>34900480 >>34905750

ITT: Cliches that don't exist.

>There are thousands of conspiracies and everyone in town is a Chosen One of at least one prophecy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2012 23:15:00 No.34897078 Report

Quoted By: >>34897100

Eh, what?

madadayo !!VCtdMMXfYap

madadayo !!VCtdMMXfYap Fri 09 Mar 2012 23:16:00 No.34897098 Report

Quoted By: >>34897126

Dude...do you...mind if I take that idea?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2012 23:17:00 No.34897100 Report

Quoted By: >>34897128 >>34897484 >>34897800 >>34898732

>>34897078
Okay.
How about uncommon reversal then?

>The hero must save an endangered dragon from the evil bitch of a princess who wants to turn it into a purse and leather jacket.

T-Shirt Boy !!vH4l6O39fYZ

T-Shirt Boy !!vH4l6O39fYZ Fri 09 Mar 2012 23:17:00 No.34897101 Report

Quoted By: >>34901912

The protagonist solves the problem in the obvious way in the first five minutes and the rest of the story is just his daily life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2012 23:18:00 No.34897113 Report

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>it seems I'll have to use "that"
>wow, you seem to be overpowering me so I'll use "that"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2012 23:18:00 No.34897116 Report

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op is not a faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2012 23:18:00 No.34897118 Report

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The lone superhero is unable to defeat the threat from space and the military and local police work together to save the day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2012 23:18:00 No.34897121 Report

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A man's wife is a boorish clod, and her intelligent, enlightened husband has to show her the error of her ways. He is always right, and she is always wrong.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2012 23:18:00 No.34897126 Report

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>>34897098
Go crazy.

Here's my signature signing over all legal rights of it to you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2012 23:19:00 No.34897128 Report

Quoted By: >>34899359

>>34897100
You read Titty Time #2

SlowMope !LQ6XW3vel6

SlowMope !LQ6XW3vel6 Fri 09 Mar 2012 23:20:00 No.34897150 Report

Quoted By: >>34897176 >>34897188 >>34897204

people in action movies remember to charge their cell phone before leaving the house.

madadayo !!VCtdMMXfYap

madadayo !!VCtdMMXfYap Fri 09 Mar 2012 23:21:00 No.34897175 Report

Quoted By: >>34897197 >>34897205 >>34897262 >>34898078 >>34898732

I've always had an idea for an epic quest kind of story...

It involves a hero that we all grow to love and care for. And then, as he faces the final boss, he is instantly killed and becomes a skeleton on the ground. Flash forward about 500 years and our hero is just one of an untold number of failed heroes who tried to kill the final boss. And then, another young man comes charging through, crushing our hero's skull on the ground without even paying any attention to it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2012 23:21:00 No.34897176 Report

Quoted By: >>34897211 >>34897370

>>34897150
The heroes defuse the bomb hours before it's meant to go off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2012 23:22:00 No.34897188 Report

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>>34897150
Also, everywhere they go is within a service area.

Or is that mostly horror?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2012 23:23:00 No.34897197 Report

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>>34897175
pretty meh

madadayo !!VCtdMMXfYap

madadayo !!VCtdMMXfYap Fri 09 Mar 2012 23:24:00 No.34897204 Report

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>>34897150

Here's another action movie idea.

Two guys, an old professional and a newbie, rig a building to explode. As they start to walk away dramatically, the old guy stops the newbie, and says, "Hold on a second."

He turns around and watches the building explode.

"Why did you do that?"
"One should always take pride in their work."

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2012 23:24:00 No.34897205 Report

Quoted By: >>34897217

>>34897175
Audience betrayal. Audience betrayal everywhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2012 23:24:00 No.34897211 Report

Quoted By: >>34897370

>>34897176
I think I've seen something like that, not hours but just below. Don't recall where though.

madadayo !!VCtdMMXfYap

madadayo !!VCtdMMXfYap Fri 09 Mar 2012 23:24:00 No.34897217 Report

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>>34897205

Audiences are too pampered these days. They need a good betraying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2012 23:28:00 No.34897258 Report

Quoted By: >>34897383 >>34897725 >>34897839 >>34898086 >>34898109 >>34900217 >>34903009

I have an idea where a time-traveler must go back in time to SAVE Hitler from other assassins, all to prevent the otherwise inevitable nuclear war between the Allied Powers and the Soviet Union.
And then at the end he has to rig an assassination to look like suicide when Adolf doesn't realize he's lost the war.

Also, I want a hero to kill a villain when the villain starts a "Not so different" monologue. Or the side character kills the villain within the first sentence of the hero's moral-high-ground, anti-murder speech.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2012 23:28:00 No.34897259 Report

Quoted By: >>34897316

>itt: original ideas are posted on a board occasionally frequented by employees of the entertainment industry

Gateway goofing off at work

Gateway goofing off at work Fri 09 Mar 2012 23:28:00 No.34897262 Report

Quoted By: >>34897282 >>34897418

>>34897175
Reminds me a lot of one of the Aeon Flux shorts. Aeon jumps into this big fray, does a bunch of badass stuff... and gets shot in the middle of her theme. The guy who shot her is the new badass, but then he gets stabbed. So on and so forth. Ends with the latest killer running down a hallway, and a close-up of a drop of the previous guy's blood dropping in a puddle. I think it was titled "War".

madadayo !!VCtdMMXfYap

madadayo !!VCtdMMXfYap Fri 09 Mar 2012 23:30:00 No.34897282 Report

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>>34897262

Sounds cool. I need to watch Aeon Flux...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2012 23:32:00 No.34897316 Report

Quoted By: >>34899731

Girl has a love interest they are seemingly destined to be with, but they fight all the time and have constant misunderstandings because he's broody and tragic as all fuck. Girl leaves him and lives happily with some well-adjusted person.

>>34897259
I for one encourage the stealing of my ideas here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2012 23:32:00 No.34897317 Report

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>The "voice of reason" character is always listened to and respected for their opinion and input

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2012 23:36:00 No.34897370 Report

Quoted By:

>>34897176
>>34897211
Galaxy Quest!
They turn off the timer, but it keeps counting down, but eventually stops at one second before destruction. Cause timers can only stop one second before everything was going to explode.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2012 23:37:00 No.34897383 Report

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>>34897258
side character kills the villain within the first sentence of the hero's moral-high-ground, anti-murder speech

I'd kinda like to see the hero begin one those speeches as a fake-out, then say "Just kidding" and kill the fucker.

Or maybe even change his mind mid-stream. "Fuck it, I ain't no philosopher." BANG

Cpt. Mad Megane !!6MctNXqxM3a

Cpt. Mad Megane !!6MctNXqxM3a Fri 09 Mar 2012 23:39:00 No.34897418 Report

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>>34897262
The whole point of the episode was to play with the audience attraction to potential protagonists.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2012 23:43:00 No.34897484 Report

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>>34897100
I'd pay money to see that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2012 23:44:00 No.34897504 Report

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Character makes a sarcastic "confession" of something he actually did, in a way that makes it sound like he's joking.
Nobody buys it, the confession is taken at face value, and the guy learns to keep his damn mouth shut.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2012 23:45:00 No.34897541 Report

Quoted By: >>34897612 >>34897644

superhero's identity was never kept a secret, but his family are in no more danger than the average semi-famous radio personality's family might be from a little harmless stalking, once villains realize that said family has no real connection to the hero other than blood, and that holding any random person hostage works equally well because the hero cares about all life

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2012 23:51:00 No.34897612 Report

Quoted By: >>34897629

>>34897541
Or, they know it is pointless to go after family and friends; as it might be more dangerous to piss off a powerful individual.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2012 23:52:00 No.34897629 Report

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>>34897612
that's good, yeah, in general we don't see enough 'villains actually being intimidated into better behavior' like we should.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2012 23:53:00 No.34897644 Report

Quoted By: >>34897731

>>34897541
Or
>criminals go out of there way to avoid contact with the superheros family

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2012 23:53:00 No.34897652 Report

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>villain has the hero in his clutches
>villain shoots the hero instead of putting him in some stupid, easily-escapable situation

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2012 23:55:00 No.34897679 Report

Quoted By: >>34897715

superhero has an extremely difficult time getting to crimes on time due to traffic and difficulties in finding out about them, because there's a limit to how fast you can go in a car when the bank robbers are also driving a car, and he can't fly or anything (like real police have trouble showing up)
ends up staking out high-crime areas like police do, having to set up a cot and stock up on donuts and patience

Coral Moth !!bor9fDlPvHO

Coral Moth !!bor9fDlPvHO Fri 09 Mar 2012 23:57:00 No.34897715 Report

Quoted By: >>34900292

>>34897679
>Car breaks down
>Has to take the bus to the criminals

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2012 23:57:00 No.34897725 Report

Quoted By: >>34897854 >>34898086

>>34897258
>Go back in time to Save Hitler from other Assassins

And these Assassins all happen to be time travelers who wish to rewrite history by killing Hitler.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2012 23:58:00 No.34897729 Report

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evil scientist guy actually patents his inventions, sells them to (for fun, let's say evil) governments and just lives happily on the profits. might attempt to use said profits for evil, but then just gets lazy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2012 23:58:00 No.34897731 Report

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>>34897644
>villain doesn't want to mess with hero's family
>villain learns that they live in the same neighborhood
>go to the same supermarket
>use the same laundromat
>use the same mechanic
>have identical cars
hijinks ensue and the villain has to resort to outlandish and over-the-top measures to stay away from the family

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2012 23:58:00 No.34897736 Report

Quoted By: >>34898514 >>34898573

The hero reunites with their long missing parent only for the villain to almost immediately blow up said parent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2012 23:58:00 No.34897746 Report

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bad guy actually really ffeels like it's more fun to be liked than hated, and becomes somewhat of a Booster Gold type, but never really gives a shit about people even after heroing for years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Mar 2012 23:59:00 No.34897755 Report

Quoted By: >>34897874

>high-schooler receives supersuit. he is the alpha male football player and not some whinny loser.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:01:00 No.34897800 Report

Quoted By: >>34897828 >>34897843

>>34897100
>Female villain
>2012

Come on now, /co/, you can't be that misogynist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:03:00 No.34897818 Report

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>scientist tries to get super powers by causing nuclear accident after reading to many comic books. fucks up and is killed along with half the city he's in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:03:00 No.34897828 Report

Quoted By: >>34897836 >>34899786

>>34897800
Fine, a flaming homosexual leather fetishist who wishes to have a suit made of dragon hide.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:04:00 No.34897836 Report

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>>34897828
And his tongue is at least 8 inches long.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:04:00 No.34897839 Report

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>>34897258

I always thought an interesting story would be somebody going back in time to try and kill Adolf Hitler, but ends up befriending him instead.

The story is them attempting to get Hitler to become a better person.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:04:00 No.34897843 Report

Quoted By: >>34897872 >>34897893

>>34897800
Speaking of which, did you hear the cruelty of some women during WW2?
I read one account of how a woman killed a child by bashing his head against a brick wall.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:05:00 No.34897854 Report

Quoted By: >>34898041

>>34897725

Oh man, that sounds pretty entertaining actually.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:06:00 No.34897871 Report

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>The story doesn't take place in North America.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:06:00 No.34897872 Report

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>>34897843
Here we go:

>. She later confessed to having murdered six Jewish children, aged 6 to 12. She came across them while out riding in her carriage. She was the mother of two young children, and was 25 at the time. Near naked, the Jewish children had apparently escaped from a railroad car bound for the Sobibor camp. She took them home, fed them, then led them into the woods and shot them one by one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:06:00 No.34897874 Report

Quoted By: >>34897925

>>34897755
When will you geniuses understand that no one cares about the 'alpha male' football players. No one. Unless they're in an underdog story football movie, not a single solitary soul wants to see them in media, ESPECIALLY fantasy media.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:06:00 No.34897878 Report

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>>34897069
For the thousands of 'chosen one's angle, at least. Only one conspiracy, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:07:00 No.34897893 Report

Quoted By: >>34899877

>>34897843
Actually, that occurred in Great Britain a few years ago.

It was crying too much.

Can't blame her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:09:00 No.34897925 Report

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>>34897874
Good job complaining about a cliche that doesn't exist in a thread about cliches that don't exist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:09:00 No.34897932 Report

Quoted By: >>34897945 >>34897976

>hero reaches villainess' lair.
>she invites him to rule alongside her, he accepts.
>they have sex and just as they finish she stabs him with a poisonous dagger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:10:00 No.34897945 Report

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>>34897932
Sounds like that Mirror Mirror episode of Enterprise

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:11:00 No.34897959 Report

Quoted By: >>34898132 >>34899647 >>34899902 >>34900812 >>34904609

>Sci Fi Trilogy with Time Travel as an established theme.

>Main villain wears a mask.

>At the end of the first part of the Trilogy, the Hero manages to corner the Villain, where upon the Villain reveals himself to be the Hero from the future.

>Rest of the plot is the hero coming to terms with what he will become and seeing it unfold.

It sounds like something that has been done before I don't know where.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:12:00 No.34897976 Report

Quoted By: >>34898032

>>34897932
>the poison rapidly spreads through his body, into his semen, out his dick and into her
>she dies too

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:12:00 No.34897983 Report

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>everyone in town is a Chosen One of at least one prophecy.

I find it hard to believe that Terry Prachett hasn't written a Discworld book about this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:15:00 No.34898032 Report

Quoted By:

>>34897976
YES! YES! THIS PLEASES ME!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:15:00 No.34898041 Report

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>>34897854

Ennis pretty much did that in his Midnighter run. Midnighter is hired to go back in time to kill Hitler, but he learns there's some futuristic police corps that prevent shit like that from happening.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:18:00 No.34898078 Report

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>>34897175

Aeon Flux had a play on that. Episode with Aeon fighting, then she gets killed. Then her killer becomes the protagonist of the short... until he gets killed by someone else. This other person becomes the new protagonist. And the ep goes like that for a bit. All of the heroes forgotten, just anonymous corpses in a bigger battle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:18:00 No.34898079 Report

Quoted By: >>34898126 >>34898218

a man is allowed to choose his super power
>chooses super penis
>his penis essentially becomes a third arm with more strength than his whole body.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:18:00 No.34898086 Report

Quoted By:

>>34897725
>>34897258

Wikihistory by Desmond Warzel, look it up.

Or, you know what, it's good enough I want to read it again, I'll look it up for you.

http://www.tor.com/stories/2011/08/wikihistory

BAM!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:18:00 No.34898090 Report

Quoted By: >>34898106 >>34898110 >>34898148 >>34898163 >>34898184

>man goes back in time and kills Hitler
>the future turns out better than before

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:19:00 No.34898106 Report

Quoted By: >>34898184

>>34898090
I've actually never seen this happen.
Honestly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:19:00 No.34898109 Report

Quoted By:

>>34897258

The Doctor in Doctor Who had to save Hitler because he was too important to history to die. They knocked him out and left him in his own cupboard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:19:00 No.34898110 Report

Quoted By:

>>34898090

>More Jews
>Better world

Pick one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:20:00 No.34898126 Report

Quoted By: >>34898350

>>34898079

Third arm or third leg?

Is not for the sake of a joke but I thought he could super jump with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:20:00 No.34898132 Report

Quoted By: >>34899440

>>34897959
That's pretty similar to Star Wars, but it wasn't time travel there, it was just out of order movie creation. But yeah, you know anakin turns evil from the first set of movies (4-6) and then when you watch the second set, you're watching him turn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:21:00 No.34898148 Report

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>>34898090
>man goes back in time and kills Hitler
>time travel is't very precise
>cant get a straight answer of what hte date is from anywhere
>ends up killing hilter at the exact time he was always going to die
>nothing changes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:21:00 No.34898161 Report

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>man goes back in time to kill Hitler
>gets to know Hitler and becomes indoctrinated in his ideology
>becomes Himmler

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:21:00 No.34898163 Report

Quoted By: >>34900328

>>34898090

or does it...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:23:00 No.34898184 Report

Quoted By: >>34898368

>>34898090
>>34898106
Closest was the Freakazoid ep where he fucked up Pearl Harbor Day, and the world turned out generally better for it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:24:00 No.34898207 Report

Quoted By: >>34898251

>Jewish man goes back in time to protect Hitler from getting assassinated
>Hitler still gets assassinated
>In order to ensure future isn't altered, man must become Hitler

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:24:00 No.34898218 Report

Quoted By:

>>34898079
SUPAIDA PEENEEZ!!!
this made me lol so hard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:26:00 No.34898251 Report

Quoted By:

>>34898207
That's half-genius.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:28:00 No.34898282 Report

Quoted By: >>34898736

ITT: hitler and time travel

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:31:00 No.34898350 Report

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>>34898126
more like a tail

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:32:00 No.34898368 Report

Quoted By: >>34898427 >>34900112

>>34898184
>Stop Pearl Harbor
>U.S. has no reason to get involved in WWII
>Without U.S. help, the war drags on longer and longer and casualties pile up.
>Most of Asia comes under Japanese control
>etc., etc., etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:35:00 No.34898420 Report

Quoted By: >>34898477 >>34900136

>time traveler appears aboard United Airlines Flight 93 on September 11th, 2001
>succeeds in preventing the plane from hitting the White House
>in the end the time traveler is revealed to be Hitler

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:35:00 No.34898421 Report

Quoted By: >>34898452

>Villain gets shot in the middle of his evil speech by the comic-relief
>The whole hero party teams up on the final villain instead of the MC going 1v1 me fagget
>The villain thanks the messenger who just delivered him bad news and sends him on his way unharmed
>No evil laugh, ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:35:00 No.34898427 Report

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>>34898368
>Most of Asia comes under Japanese control
>Hentai becomes the new world-trade currency
>etc., etc., etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:36:00 No.34898452 Report

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>>34898421
>The villain thanks the messenger who just delivered him bad news and sends him on his way unharmed

I so want this to happen now.

Dr.Robotussin

Dr.Robotussin Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:37:00 No.34898463 Report

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>If people don't like you for who you are then change.

Oh wait that's the moral of Grease.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:38:00 No.34898477 Report

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>>34898420

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:40:00 No.34898514 Report

Quoted By: >>34899139

>>34897736
This happened in the video game Jak 3.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:41:00 No.34898531 Report

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man who trained most of his youth in seclusion to be a hero to stop a war finally proves himself to be ready for anything.
>turns out war ended a few years back and a recession happens throughout the kingdom after a band of heroes slaughtered the opposing sides' figurehead and government leading to the winning country made the losing country into various harsh colonies.
>generally out of work until hero finds growing underworld and becomes an assassin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:43:00 No.34898550 Report

Quoted By: >>34898686

> Villain does not fall to their death.

> Villain has change of heart, an "Oh my god, what have I done?" moment.
> Villain surrenders to the Hero.
> Hero and ex-Villain work together to put things right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:44:00 No.34898573 Report

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>>34897736
I think this is relevant to Star Wars.
Anakin finds his mother in a raider camp and she almost immediately dies in his arms.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:48:00 No.34898642 Report

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>Hitler travels back in time
>Kills Hitler
>Becomes Hitler

Dr.Robotussin

Dr.Robotussin Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:48:00 No.34898648 Report

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>Villain only has one form.
>The power of anger, rage and being a loner is the only way to defeat him.
>He did ask for this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:49:00 No.34898668 Report

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>villain that appears to be some idiot who wants to take over the world
>as the story goes, it's revealed that he's actually seen as a hero for some countries, a freedom fighter
>heroes are caught by the hero
>put in high security cells, told by the villain that he "likes them because they fight for what they believe in, and will make sure their sentence is minimal" so they fit better in the world he's trying to make
>guards are given the order to use lethal force only when shit truly hits the fan, even though they disregard it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:49:00 No.34898671 Report

Quoted By: >>34900204

>Man travels back in time
>Becomes Jesus, because Jesus was never born to a virgin because that's fuckin stupid
>Proceeds to act all Jesus-y right down to the letter because he totally plagiarized the story
>Crucified
>It was Hitler all along

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:50:00 No.34898686 Report

Quoted By: >>34900228

>>34898550
This happens in tons of things, albeit a lot of times without the "oh my god, what have I done?" moment. DBZ did this with basically every character except Goku and his sons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:50:00 No.34898687 Report

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buttmonkey villain gains strength beyond the big bad's.
gives heroes a hard time fighting against him/her. they wear them down but not before admitting how much of a real threat former-buttmonkey is. buttmonkey finally thinks he/she got the respect he/she wanted.
with that in mind he/she leaves having gotten some respect but not beforing reminding the big bad who is stronger by killing him

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:52:00 No.34898708 Report

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>Hitler was part of a Highlander group, including Churchill, Stalin, Roosevelt, Truman, and Sean Connery.

Guess who's winning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:52:00 No.34898711 Report

Quoted By: >>34898728 >>34899188

>Go back in time
>Kill Hitler
>Someone else goes back in time
>Saves Hitler from you
>Spend the rest of the story leap-frogging one another through Hitler's life
>Get to the day of his birth, the last chance for either of you to succeed
>His mother shoots you both

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:53:00 No.34898728 Report

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>>34898711

Surely his birth is the first attempt to succeed, in the normal time flow?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:53:00 No.34898732 Report

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>>34897100
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>>34897175

Made me remember a manga I've read. Characters are robots/cyborgs or something like that in norse god world. Odin, Thor, the serpent etc.
Starts with Evil Lords twisted love for Princess, she's his light, he fights to be with her, he lives for her. Nameless Knight kills Evil Lord, Princess is the light in Knights life, everything seemed colorless before.
She is taken to Valhalla by Odin to marry him and save reality, orders the Knight to come rescue her. Long story, shit happens, Nameless Knight is just a slave created in the image of her true love blah blah. In the end Nameless Knight kills everyone, turns into Evil Lord to be with her. She doesn't recognize him anymore. Circle is completed when he has the same twisted love for her as the evil lord he defeated.
Afterwards another nameless knight comes who tries to kill the princess in order to stop the cycle of her turning more knights into evil lords. Princess was the evil bitch playing with the heart of those around her all along. He fails.
Manga wasn't that good but story was refreshing. Also in colors.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:53:00 No.34898736 Report

Quoted By: >>34898789

>>34898282
Alright, try this on for size.

Nazi scientists invent a time machine for Hitler's personal use to find and retrieve powerful artifacts like the Spear of Destiny and The Ark of the Covenant. The rest of the movie pretty much plays like Bill and Ted, only with more fascism.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:54:00 No.34898752 Report

Quoted By: >>34898802 >>34898855

>Go back in time
>Fuck Hitler
>Hitler gets pregnant
>Become Hitler
>Kill Hitler

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:55:00 No.34898765 Report

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fatman gains super speed.
goes only as fast as a marathon runner due to his girth

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:56:00 No.34898787 Report

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Y'know what I've never seen before? A story involving Hitler and time travel. You'd have thought there'd be an abundance of them on the internet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:56:00 No.34898789 Report

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>>34898736
>Nazi scientists give Hitler a personal Time Machine
>Initially uses it to harvest great items and weapons from across time
>Gets bored
>Slapstick humor ensues, with Hitler popping around corners to throw tomatoes at his scientists and generals
>Hitler decides to step it up a notch by throwing an egg at his future self
>future self blocks it and throws an egg at him
>after cleaning up, he goes into his office
>one hour later, his past self tries to egg him

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:57:00 No.34898795 Report

Quoted By: >>34898831

>This thread
Okay, okay, enough with the Hitler. I don't want to injure myself laughing.

>Hero's hometown is demolished by some evil entity
>Hero doesn't care, just moves across the river or something and settles down in a new town

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:57:00 No.34898802 Report

Quoted By: >>34900089

>>34898752
>go back in time
>kill Hitler
>future is now fucked, go back again and become Hitler
>Hitler was phone

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:57:00 No.34898806 Report

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>The wonderous ultimate ancient weapon turns out to be a stone.
>The villain is killed when the hero throws it at his head, after he laughed about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:58:00 No.34898820 Report

Quoted By: >>34900277

>Black guy doesn't die at all

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:58:00 No.34898831 Report

Quoted By: >>34898907

>>34898795
>Hitler's hometown is repossessed by some Jews
>Hitler doesn't care, just moves across the river or something and settles down in a new Reich

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 00:59:00 No.34898855 Report

Quoted By: >>34898952

>>34898752
>Go back in time
>Plan to kill young Hitler
>Turns out Hitler's father is Hitler, who time travelled to become his own father & therefore increase the concentration of Evil in himself
>Turns out Hitler's grandfather was also Hitler, as was his Great Grandfather
>Hitler's every male ancestor is himself, right back to the dawn of time
>Check Hitler's family tree & see your own Great Grandfather
>It's Hitler
>You're also Hitler
>Go back in time & have sex with your mother so you'll be born eviller
>Hitler comes to kill you as a child
>....

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:02:00 No.34898903 Report

Quoted By: >>34898920 >>34899014

>Hitler didn't commit suicide
>Living undercover and really old
>sees this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:02:00 No.34898907 Report

Quoted By: >>34898928

>>34898831
>People keep trying to kill Hitler
>Timecop knows this will screw up the future, and has to keep going back and saving Hitler.
>While fighting the various assassins, Timecop places Hitler in a pocket dimension that exists outside of time to make sure he doesn't get caught in the crossfire.
>Since it is outside of time, each time Timecop brings a new Hitler (from slightly further in the past) there, he meets the old Hitler (from less in the past) who he left there last time.
>Eventually this creates a Legion of Hitlers who break out of the poket dimension and take over the timestream.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:03:00 No.34898920 Report

Quoted By:

>>34898903
>>implying that Hitler isn't a mod

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:03:00 No.34898928 Report

Quoted By:

>>34898907

>Hitler-2145 is too timestream.
>I only listen to Hitler-140

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:04:00 No.34898932 Report

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Someone posts a plot idea thread and no one ever mentions Hitler.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:04:00 No.34898934 Report

Quoted By: >>34899040 >>34909565

>The main villain fails without the protagonist even having to intervene.

Why ARE serious villains always perfect at executing their plans anyway?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:04:00 No.34898941 Report

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>Masked serial killer chases young girl with a blade weapon of some description
>She reaches a dead end
>As he advance towards her she collapses and begs for her life
>Feels sympathy for her, and is overwhelmed by regret
>Turns himself in to the police
>Tried fairly
>Sentenced to life in prison, with the possibility of parole if he attends regular therapy & responds to it
>Gets it
>Never tries to harm anyone again

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:05:00 No.34898952 Report

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>>34898855
You've been reading too much Palahnuk, eh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:05:00 No.34898957 Report

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>main character has a neutral point of view, his party consists of "good" and "bad guys
>character dies mid-comic/season, everyone's sad, both "good" and "bad" guys go against each other out of anger because of the main character dying
>they kill each other
>villain at the start of the comic planned this all along

I made this up in 5 seconds.

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THREAD OFFICIALLY DERAILED Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:05:00 No.34898960 Report

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all this hitler is really making me lmfao and grab my sides

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:06:00 No.34898964 Report

Quoted By: >>34899002 >>34899003

>Neo-nazis get a hold of Hitler's cryogenically preserved sperm
>It gets stolen and sent to Japan
>Hitler's sperm is mistaken for donor sperm
>Lesbian Japanese couple take use Hitler's sperm to conceive a baby
>17 years later
>The Hitler's sperm is now a Japanese schoolboy in high school
>Life is normal and uneventful
>Has a wacky male friend and female childhood friend
>Meets a mysterious girl
>Tells him she works for the Neo-Nazis and he's the direct son of Hitler
>Kawaii slice of life romantic comedy with forced drama ensues

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:06:00 No.34898968 Report

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An airport episode where the plane is on time, no one's afraid of airflight, the trip goes smoothly, the food is okay, and everyone get sleep. However, the following 2 episodes are them dealing with jetlag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:07:00 No.34898994 Report

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>All this time travel

>people try to kill young Hitler

>one who nearly succeeds is Jewish

>Hitler survives, but now hates the Jewish people.

TIME TRAVELERS CAUSED WORLD WAR II!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:07:00 No.34898995 Report

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>Instead of dressing up in spandex they just call the police

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:08:00 No.34899002 Report

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>>34898964
Reminds me of Rolling Bomber Special

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:08:00 No.34899003 Report

Quoted By:

>>34898964
I'd actually watch that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:08:00 No.34899009 Report

Quoted By: >>34899018

>Assassin goes back in time to kill Hitler
>Hitler begs for his life and promises he will change. Seemingly hardcore assassin can't help but be moved, and allows it to happen.
>Years later, Hitler is living a new identity and has legitimately changed, now feeling massive regret for his actions.
>Goes back in time to kill himself.
>Past self promises to change, Hitler can't go through with terminating himself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:09:00 No.34899014 Report

Quoted By:

>>34898903
>Hitler used his occult knowledge to make himself age slower
>lays low for a decade or so
>eventually tries to rebuild forces
>nobody takes him seriously because he still looks like Hitler and he can't bring himself to change his appearance
>ends up working a series of low level dead-end jobs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:09:00 No.34899018 Report

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>>34899009

>Hitler was actually going to turn out as a beacon of hope and restraint
>Assassin causes him to be how he turned out in our time

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:10:00 No.34899029 Report

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>Time travellers keep trying to kill Hitler
>He freaks out about all the temporal assassins
>Becomes obsessed with magic as a way to defend himself from the future-based threats

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:10:00 No.34899040 Report

Quoted By:

>>34898934
>>The main villain fails without the protagonist even having to intervene.

>Why ARE serious villains always perfect at executing their plans anyway?

Wakfu Season 1. The protagonists do intervene, but they fail. Then the villain also fails. It's quite amazing, IMO.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:11:00 No.34899059 Report

Quoted By: >>34899175

>Time Travelers keep messing with Hitler
>He somehow acquires tech from them after one or two drop some future things on accident
>Spaceship and future weapon blueprints and reverse engineering and shit
>History Channel was right

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:13:00 No.34899088 Report

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>You're the Chosen One
>But if you refuse to help we have a group of people who can do it, it'd just be easier if you were there
>No, you said you didn't want to help, you liked your normal life and hey, I respect that. Don't worry
>Chosen One goes back to their crappy call centre job
>Every night they consider suicide to make the regret go away

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:14:00 No.34899116 Report

Quoted By: >>34899131

>Hero goes back in time, Saves hitler, Hitler goes into hiding to survive WWII, everyone thinks hitler is dead, hitler lives to old age in hiding, becomes hero's grandmother.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:15:00 No.34899131 Report

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>>34899116
>hitler lives to old age in hiding, becomes hero's grandmother
>hitler
>grandmother

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:15:00 No.34899139 Report

Quoted By: >>34899155

>>34898514
Also in Fable

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:16:00 No.34899152 Report

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famous supervillain challenges hero to stop one of his plots by hijacking all of tv
that night while cleaning up to make sure everything goes perfectly, he slips in the tub, cracks his head open, and dies. nobody ever finds him and everyone just wonders what the fuck happened to that villain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:16:00 No.34899155 Report

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>>34899139

And Fallout 3, to some extent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:16:00 No.34899157 Report

Quoted By: >>34902682

>Super-villain lives in a world without heroes.

>he conquers the world, but quickly gives it up after it becomes boring.

>soon he designates random civilians as his arch-nemesis just to alleviate boredom.

>the civilian then 'foils' his plans and then leaves.

>cycle repeats itself.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:16:00 No.34899159 Report

Quoted By: >>34902777

>Hero says fuck destiny and runs away
>He never comes back to fulfill said destiny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:17:00 No.34899175 Report

Quoted By: >>34899194 >>34900429

>>34899059
That was an episode of Misfits. Jewish man goes back in time to kill Hitler, he drops his cellphone after failing.
Axis wins WWII

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:17:00 No.34899182 Report

Quoted By: >>34899191

>Time traveler visits Hitler
>Tells him about the glories of the internet
>Hitler gets so excited that he wants to see it himself
>Time traveler brings him the future and buys him a laptop
>Time traveler suddenly goes back into the past stranding Hitler there
>Alone and angry, Hitler becomes a tripfag on /pol/
>The time traveler poses as Hitler and fucks his sexy crossdressing SS sex slaves everyday

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:18:00 No.34899188 Report

Quoted By:

>>34898711
I lol'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:18:00 No.34899191 Report

Quoted By:

>>34899182
>hitler finds the internet
>reads all of our hitler jokes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:18:00 No.34899194 Report

Quoted By:

>>34899175
And nothing changes except "FFS Nazi Community Service is shit" instead of "FFS Community Service is shit"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:19:00 No.34899201 Report

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>Parents don't die

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:19:00 No.34899207 Report

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>go back in hitler
>hitler hitler
>become hitler
>hitler hitler for hitler
>then hitler
>become jimmy olson

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:19:00 No.34899215 Report

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>Hero is trained for one purpose, defeat evil
>Kills big villain in first arc/episode
>rest of the series is hero reintegrating with regular society

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:19:00 No.34899219 Report

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>neo nazis clone hitler
>clone grows up with bizarre feelings
>decides to get sex change
>joins the wnba and wins championship

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:22:00 No.34899262 Report

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So stalin is with hitler and there planning wen the phone rigns. he anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit mein fuhrer?" He tells hitler n she say "my son is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:22:00 No.34899266 Report

Quoted By: >>34899345

>"Rita has escaped. Find me five teenagers with attitude"
>"Right away Zordon"
>Power rangers smash Zordon's tube & sell Alpha as spare parts
>Set up a meth lab in the Command Centre
>Use the Zords to blow up the UN
>Get high
>Morph & use magic kung-fu to beat up children
>In his other dimension Zordon regrets not picking fie teenage do-gooders

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:25:00 No.34899293 Report

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>The Insane Clown Posse find themselves in the past trying to kill Hitler
>Hitler kills them instead and takes their time traveling technology
>He is given a medal when he arrives in the future for killing the Insane Clown Posse
>Hilarity ensues

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:27:00 No.34899317 Report

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>The hero is an old man
>The hero is hunting down his first born son for killing his own brothers as part of an initiation to some dark organization

The story could be about how the main hero was participating in a war while it all happened.

When he comes back home he finds out what his son did and so the story begins

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:27:00 No.34899318 Report

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>Ancient Power Cult
>Slays many acquiring the macguffin
>Plans to Blow up the world in the name of Smidge the Parakeet

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:29:00 No.34899336 Report

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everything in the story is theme named after religious/mythological terms
actually accurate for once, everyone and everything is named exactly right and accurate to the stories
people notice this and wonder how it turned out that way
everyone converts to that religion

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:29:00 No.34899339 Report

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>Forrest Gump gets time machine.
>He is Hitler.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:30:00 No.34899345 Report

Quoted By: >>34899371

>>34899266
Lightspeed Rescue, SPD and Time Force had it right. Trained soldiers rather then a bunch of fucking kids.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:30:00 No.34899346 Report

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>Time traveler introduces Hitler to Homestuck
>He becomes obsessed
>Uses reversed engineered alien technology to create his own version of Andrew Hussie
>Forces him to make a Hitlerstuck along with an old Jewish man who's renown for his webcomic making abilities
>Hussie and the Jew make a robotic suit instead
>They break out
>Old man is killed in a shootout
>Hussie destroys Hitler's entire army
>Uses suit to travel forward in time
>Kills the real Andrew Hussie and takes his place
>Goes back in time
>Plans on showing a certain genocidal dictator a little webcomic called Homestuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:31:00 No.34899359 Report

Quoted By: >>34900865

>>34897128
is this some kind of hentai doujin?

where can I find it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:31:00 No.34899371 Report

Quoted By:

>>34899345
>medieval RPG setting
>heroes are teenagers
>actually act like the mature, responsible adults they would be given that time period, concerned with lasting relationships and preserving their livelihoods instead of partying

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:32:00 No.34899386 Report

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>Masked asshat attacks Gotham
>Batman arrives
>Aforementioned asshat pulls out random plot point #43276
>Batman is caught completely off guard, has no fucking clue how to deal with this situation
>Flees
>Realises on the way home the perfect way to counter it, but can't go back now or he'll look like an idiot
>Alfred gives him evils while he sits watching the destruction happen in order to save his dignity in the eyes of the Super community

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:32:00 No.34899389 Report

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>Hitler, Hitler, Bo Bitler,
>Banana Fana Fo Fitler
>Fee Fi Mo Mitler
>Hitler

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:33:00 No.34899399 Report

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giant monster destroys city, knocks down buildings
this is actually treated as the world-changing event it is, and the rest of the story is about how you can never recover from that kind of devastation

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:34:00 No.34899408 Report

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>Time Traveler kidnaps Hitler and takes him to the future
>Shows him what happens when he loses
>Shows him why he loses
>Brings him back
>Hitler tells Japan not to bomb Pearl Harbor
>US gives no fucks
>Hitler wins WW2
>Time Traveler goes homes
>Everything is the same

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:35:00 No.34899436 Report

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Supervillians getting fragged by their minions for being assholes.

I'm amazed it's never come up in mainstream cape comics, it has to be a satire like empowered that brings the idea up

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:35:00 No.34899440 Report

Quoted By: >>34899466 >>34899599 >>34899647

>>34898132

Yeah I did think Star Wars a little while I typed that.

...but serious are there no stories where the Main Villain is actually the Hero in the future? It's the sort of thing you would have thought somebody would have done by now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:36:00 No.34899443 Report

Quoted By: >>34899471

>quirky 60s romantic comedy about Hitler and Eva Brown living happily in an english suburb
>their neighbours are jewish
Oh wait...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:36:00 No.34899448 Report

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>Temporal anomaly begins to screw with protagonist's future time.
>History starts changing, mostly for the worse, with the caveat that in this new history, there is no record of Hitler.
>Protagonist goes back in time to save Hitler from time-assassins.
>Finds Hitler perfectly fine. After getting to know him, protagonist finds out Hitler isn't evil at all, and detests the actions the protagonist says he's supposed to do.
>Decides to pretend to be evil and commit evil acts for the sake of the greater good, though he is always tortured by it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:36:00 No.34899456 Report

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>Superman puts Lex Luthor in jail
>Turns up to all the court dates
>Luthor dies in prison aged 97, having been denied parole 14 times

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:37:00 No.34899462 Report

Quoted By: >>34901287

>kid acquires super powers
>tells everyone, showboats at school non-stop
>no costume, no hidden identity

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:37:00 No.34899465 Report

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>Time traveler is an extra-dimensional daemon that gets off to fucking with mortals
>Travels back to young Hitler
>Tells him that he grows up to lead Germany
>Tells him if he doesn't lead them to war and kill the Jews that the Old Ones will return and wipe humanity out
>Hitler reluctantly does so
>We remember him as a heartless monster while the daemon sits on its impossible geometry throne and laughs and laughs and laughs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:37:00 No.34899466 Report

Quoted By: >>34899610

>>34899440
InFamous

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:37:00 No.34899471 Report

Quoted By: >>34899533

>>34899443
I can't believe they cancelled that. It would have run for a decade on Channel 4.

Fucking BBC.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:39:00 No.34899494 Report

Quoted By: >>34900071

>nonmagical setting
>superstitious magical-thinking old man gets laughed at
>he's right
>but not about the supernatural, just about how to solve the mundane crisis in question

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:40:00 No.34899515 Report

Quoted By: >>34899546 >>34908470 >>34908553

>Hitler didn't die at the end of the war
>He used future tech gained from defeated time-assassins to go back in time and become and simply rule another, past society.
>Hitler becomes Abraham.
>Hitler is the first jew.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:41:00 No.34899523 Report

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"videogame world" or "virtual reality world" you can actually enter
someone actually points out how little sense this makes
bonus points if he's the one that created the game

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:41:00 No.34899533 Report

Quoted By:

>>34899471
The problem wasn't that the content was offensive.

The problem was it just wasn't funny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:42:00 No.34899541 Report

Quoted By: >>34899660

>Pharmaceutical Corporation creates zombie virus
>Military quickly & efficiently eliminates all zombies
>Class Action suit pays over 1 billion in damages & mental anguish
>Socialised healthcare becomes the big political bone & is rolled out across the entire USA in under two years

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:42:00 No.34899543 Report

Quoted By: >>34899578

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:42:00 No.34899546 Report

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>>34899515

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:42:00 No.34899551 Report

Quoted By: >>34899593 >>34899596 >>34900646

>lycanthropy is contagious, via just a bite or a scratch
>entire planet becomes werewolves in a short time, roughly similar to the way any epidemic would be, especially when there's no particular reason to fight them since they're perfectly nice people.
>society adapts to having to kinda shut down every 28 days or so

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:43:00 No.34899577 Report

Quoted By: >>34899736

>Spunky teenaged girl gets superman-esque powers
>Becomes a hero
>Doesn't take it seriously and shows off, considering herself invincible
>Accidentally kills her friend by reflex
>Becomes angsty and tragic
>Goes around killing murderers, terrorists, drug manufacturers, rapists, and other "irredeemable" criminals
>Whole world is terrified of her
>Can't live with it
>Tries to travel back in time to stop herself from ever getting powers, convinced that the world would be a better place
>Goes too far
>Becomes Hitler

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:43:00 No.34899578 Report

Quoted By: >>34899598

>>34899543
"Look.. there are SKULLS on our helmets.. Hans.. are we the baddies?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:44:00 No.34899593 Report

Quoted By: >>34899617 >>34899755

>>34899551
There was a film that did this with vampires.

Eventually the food runs out & shit hits the fan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:44:00 No.34899596 Report

Quoted By: >>34899607 >>34900710

>>34899551
I think a second 28 day cycle would pretty much collapse society once and for all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:44:00 No.34899598 Report

Quoted By: >>34899616

>>34899578

That was the only funny sketch either of those two have been in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:44:00 No.34899599 Report

Quoted By: >>34904672

>>34899440
Megamind. Hero retires, villain turns hero. After conquering the world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:45:00 No.34899607 Report

Quoted By:

>>34899596

Try telling the feminists that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:45:00 No.34899610 Report

Quoted By: >>34899633

>>34899466

Ah cool, thankfully I have no intention of playing that game if that was a big spoiler or anything.

Actually I just remembered, there was an episode of Megas XLR where the villain was a future Coop wasn't there?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:45:00 No.34899616 Report

Quoted By: >>34899646

>>34899598
>not liking Biscuit Telekinesis & BMX Bandit/Angel Summoner

You're wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:45:00 No.34899617 Report

Quoted By: >>34899643

>>34899593
but that wouldnt apply to werewolves would it? they dont need humans to live.. nor should vampires, but that's another story

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:46:00 No.34899633 Report

Quoted By:

>>34899610
Rearview Mirror Mirror

Last episode infact

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:47:00 No.34899643 Report

Quoted By: >>34899669

>>34899617
Yeah but three nights where the entire planet goes completely apeshit insane & starts killing one another & chowing down on everything in sight, every single month, is going to cause some issues.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:47:00 No.34899646 Report

Quoted By: >>34899677

>>34899616

Oh wait. Sorry, I keep mixing up their back catalogue with the two from Gavin and Stacy. Inexcusable, I know. Those were good sketches.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:47:00 No.34899647 Report

Quoted By:

>>34897959
>>34899440
Fate/Stay Night: Unlimited Blade Works sorta
Basically the main character's ideals become a Heroic Sprite, meaning it can be temporarily resurrected. The MC only finds this out at the end of the film/story path. So sort of?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:47:00 No.34899652 Report

Quoted By: >>34899715

Charles Xavier type
forces people to see shit from each other's POV
fixes everything wrong in society, no more taboos

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:48:00 No.34899660 Report

Quoted By: >>34899685 >>34899686

>>34899541
>>Military quickly & efficiently eliminates all zombies

That's the ending of Shaun of the Dead

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:48:00 No.34899669 Report

Quoted By: >>34899710

>>34899643
i think you're confusing werewolves with the incredible hulk. they'd just go out on pack hunts and eat deer..
the deer population would plummet though

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:49:00 No.34899677 Report

Quoted By:

>>34899646
SOD CANCER

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:49:00 No.34899681 Report

Quoted By:

>A warrior must rescue a magical beast from an evil but beautiful princess

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:49:00 No.34899685 Report

Quoted By:

>>34899660

That film is the best Zombie film, bar none.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:49:00 No.34899686 Report

Quoted By:

>>34899660
Oh shit, you're right.

Oh well, change the last line of my story to:
>Daytime tv is better than ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:50:00 No.34899698 Report

Quoted By:

kid gets unfairly treated by adults he has no power to do anything about, whether by coincidentally being caught in situations that look bad, or just being a victim of their bullshit.
other adults notice, do something about it. call the mean adults on their bullshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:50:00 No.34899710 Report

Quoted By: >>34899729 >>34900023 >>34900779

>>34899669
But it's the entire population of the planet. Unless synthetic meat comes along hella quickly we'll run out of food within a year & then the population starts depleting as packs turn on one another in order to survive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:50:00 No.34899715 Report

Quoted By:

>>34899652
>Charles Xavier type
>goes back in time and forces Hitler to see shit from others' POV
>In the process, he sees things from Hitler's POV
>Professor X is Goebbels

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:51:00 No.34899717 Report

Quoted By:

>>34897069
>The Secret World

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:51:00 No.34899729 Report

Quoted By:

>>34899710
good point. the planet probably can't support 6 billion lions even if it was only for around 24 hours per month.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:51:00 No.34899731 Report

Quoted By:

>>34897316
Sounds like Utena.
Or most shojou for that matter.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:51:00 No.34899736 Report

Quoted By:

>>34899577
c'est bon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:52:00 No.34899739 Report

Quoted By:

>make a movie from a source material
>don't betray the source material just to make it a cash cow

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:52:00 No.34899746 Report

Quoted By:

>Chosen One is fated to defeat the Big Bad.

>Big Bad instead of fighting fate, goes with it.

>Chosen One eventually comes to Big Bad.

>Big Bad immediately gives up and takes the role of advisory role.

>Chosen One and Former Big Bad is then attacked by Fate itself for not going into the standard mold.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:52:00 No.34899755 Report

Quoted By: >>34899776 >>34899803

>>34899593
Name of that movie? Sounds so bad I want to watch it. I just love bad action movies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:54:00 No.34899776 Report

Quoted By:

>>34899755
Daybreakers.

It has Sam Neal as the "Big Bad", the head of the corporation that runs blood wholesaling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:54:00 No.34899781 Report

Quoted By:

dog has Lassie-level intelligence, able to apparently understand english and follow orders perfectly
someone actually takes advantage of this, bringing the dog along to situations like crime solving, where people do things they assume a dog can't understand or.. it can go grab evidence, or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:54:00 No.34899786 Report

Quoted By:

>>34897828

that sounds like chinspike

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:55:00 No.34899803 Report

Quoted By:

>>34899755
>Red Son Superman lives forever and knows the twist ending, figuring that the world is better for it in the end.
>knows that the political climate that created himself won't exist without WWII.
>goes back in time and becomes Hitler.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:55:00 No.34899804 Report

Quoted By: >>34899829 >>34899893

>fantasy world full of things like, for example, centaurs
>someone points out someone was fucking a horse at one point
>bestiality becomes acceptable and commonplace on the justification that it must be okay if it makes cool creatures
>pretty soon everyone is half iguana or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:57:00 No.34899828 Report

Quoted By: >>34899915

someone's cutting onions, get irritated-as-fuck eyes
person comes in, instantly knows it's the onions, and their eyes start stinging too

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 01:57:00 No.34899829 Report

Quoted By:

>>34899804
>pretty soon everyone is half iguana or something
I lol'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:00:00 No.34899877 Report

Quoted By: >>34899913

>>34897893
That's just a sign of a bad parent.
Humans are programmed to dislike baby cries so that they can make them stop in a way that HELPS THE BABY. The only reason why it pisses you off is because there's nothing you can do to help a random crying baby, so it frustrates you on a primal level.

You don't hate babies; you hate the fact that you can't help it.

It's just like with kids. You don't hate children; you hate the offspring that aren't yours and could kill your offspring.

Maybe if you Americans focused more on actually learning things i school and not having huge wahwah fests about prayer in school, you'd know this already.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:00:00 No.34899883 Report

Quoted By: >>34900218

>When people die, they become ghosts
>In the ghost dimension, ghost Hitler wages ghost WWII.
>Ghost Tesla invents ghost time machine, uses it to go back in time and give Hitler immortality formula to prevent Ghost WWII.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:00:00 No.34899892 Report

Quoted By:

>World where indescribable cosmic horrors are a real and proven threat
>But the military has developed technology to keep them away
>Man accidentally runs into one
>His mind breaks and he become traumatized
>Rest of the story deals with his therapy sessions

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:00:00 No.34899893 Report

Quoted By:

>>34899804
>suddenly animal related deaths become common.

'So Jerry was killed last week.'

'Oh. How he'd die?'

'He tried to breed with a lion.'

'Oh damn. Well. Better then Sally. She made it with a gorilla.'

*cut to Sally*

'....'

'King Kong.'

'AAAAAAH!'

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:01:00 No.34899902 Report

Quoted By:

>>34897959
Iron Lad is Kang the Conqueror.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:01:00 No.34899907 Report

Quoted By:

>Legends tell of an ultimate power that almost destroyed the world when used
>Everyone leaves it alone

--

>The Avatar is the master of the four elements and guardian of balance & peace
>Everyone respect that. After all the Avatar wouldn't exist without a good reason, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:01:00 No.34899913 Report

Quoted By:

>>34899877
dude those were trolling posts, don't worry yourself over it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:01:00 No.34899915 Report

Quoted By: >>34899983 >>34901004

>>34899828
>Someone cuts onions
>Tearing eyes and clearly crying
>They aren't sobbing like their dog just got shot, because onions don't actually make you do that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:03:00 No.34899945 Report

Quoted By:

>World deals with eldritch abominations

>Mind-breaking in the beginning.

>over time humanity adapts

>able to face the full, normally mind blowing horror as long as you wear goggles or something.

>they are put in a zoo, with a safety reminder to put on your goggles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:06:00 No.34899983 Report

Quoted By: >>34900041

>>34899915
and can they make the ugly as fuck onion-crying face? or is that just my family that does that
on that note
>character is crying
>not pretty, quiet, nice crying
>swollen eyes, snot and all of that nasty shit
>character crying isn't the joke character

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:07:00 No.34899995 Report

Quoted By: >>34900016

>Story has a black family
>They're all the same shade

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:08:00 No.34900016 Report

Quoted By:

>>34899995

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:09:00 No.34900023 Report

Quoted By:

>>34899710
>Implying there will be that great a loss of food within the span of a single night.
>Implying every werewolf will successfully hunt food every single full moon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:09:00 No.34900030 Report

Quoted By: >>34900051

>Turns out Hitler is like Link. Every generation has a Hitler, some more successful than others. The successful ones are history's greatest rulers/warlords/douchebags, ie: Ghengis Khan, Caesar, various Popes, Napoleon.
>The Hitler of Time (Attila the Hun) discovers time travel, uses it to kill all other Hitlers to absorb their power.
>Hitler-Prime of 1945 knows Hitler of Time is screwing up timestream, has to go back and save previous Hitlers without killing Hitler of Time.
>He dies in the process, Hitler died a hero.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:10:00 No.34900041 Report

Quoted By: >>34900888

>>34899983
I only balled my face up a bit because the onions sting the eyes.
Otherwise I actually like the smell and make sure to comment on it the entire time pretending like I got hit with a supreme tear-jerking miracle.
>It smells so good man like you dont even know

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:10:00 No.34900051 Report

Quoted By: >>34900061 >>34900080

>>34900030
Adolf Hitler is the One.

What is with the Hitler obsession?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:11:00 No.34900061 Report

Quoted By:

>>34900051

He's just so Hipler.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:12:00 No.34900071 Report

Quoted By:

>>34899494
I like this idea
It reminds me of how old wives' tales are always obviously based in common sense (Get that fucking salt off my table, don't walk where hammers could fall on you)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:12:00 No.34900080 Report

Quoted By: >>34900953

>>34900051
Because the old cliche is going back in time to stop something terrible from happening somehow ALWAYS makes the future into 1984 big brother business or post-nuclear fallout style.

!bgREVLN8FU

!bgREVLN8FU Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:13:00 No.34900086 Report

Quoted By:

Time to hit up my favorite cliche again.

>beta male dresses as foreign exchange student to impress girl
>turns out beta male IS a foreign exchange student
>acts like your average beta male to hide suspicion
>this is never brought up again during the series
>WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THESE MESSAGES

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:13:00 No.34900089 Report

Quoted By:

>>34898802

It was obvious all along

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:15:00 No.34900112 Report

Quoted By: >>34900441

>>34898368
>Europe destroied in fallout from german proto nukes'
>Most Europeans retreat to their colonies in Africa
>Africa becomes the new Europe
>America annexes the now leaderless Canada
>Now caught with the empirialism bug, America uses what would have been it's war time effort forces to annex anything it can
>Forcibly annexs Mexico
>Takes the non-irradiated parts of Europe.
>Super Japan gets mad
>Cold war between Super Japan and Super America
>With no State of Isreal to fuck things up, the Middle East is a pretty chill place
>Due to no tampering with the US, the hyper conservative Muslim leaders never take office to become despots.
>Afri-Europe too busy have to deal with civil rights movements in every country to have anything influence on the Cold war
>Russia rebuilding due to being pushed back to far that both the Germans and the Japanese where attacking them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:15:00 No.34900117 Report

Quoted By:

>Teenager's parents go out of town
>They have a couple of friends over
>They get a pizza & rent a couple of movies
>Play vidya until 4am
>Sleep until mid-afternoon
>Go out like they always would at the weekend
>No hijinks of any kind

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:16:00 No.34900128 Report

Quoted By:

>Mythical creatures and magic did exist

>but mankind has hunted them all into extinction

>magic goes with it

>magic is replaced by science

>science in order to exist, overwrites reality

>this cycle constantly overwrites reality.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:17:00 No.34900136 Report

Quoted By:

>>34898420
Last words are:
I must ensure the future... of the FOURTH REICH!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:19:00 No.34900173 Report

Quoted By:

>Assassin goes back in time to kill Hitler
>Doing so screws up the future, time is falling apart. Hero goes back to stop assassin.
>Assassin is part of group dedicated to assassinating Hitler in the past. When the anti-assassin arrives, a second assassin immediately arrives from later in the future and saves the first assassin.
>Fight ensues and Hitler hits assassin's time travel device and all of them are transported to the timestream
>Hitler is killed in timestream, fuses with the essence of time itself.
>Hitler's essence in the timestream was the missing element that stabilizes it. The hero's intervention in stopping the assassination was what was screwing it up after all.
>Hitler is time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:19:00 No.34900175 Report

Quoted By:

cloning is perfected
you still have to fucking feed the clones and they have to gestate for 9 months, then be raised like any baby because that is how biology works
alternately:
they perfect the 'keep someone in a tank and they come out a healthy grown adult with toned muscle, somehow' technology, then FUCK clones and just use it on regular people

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:20:00 No.34900194 Report

Quoted By: >>34900329 >>34900501 >>34901149

>Someone succeeds at conquering the world
>World is substantially better under his or her rule

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:21:00 No.34900204 Report

Quoted By:

>>34898671
Boring.
I'd rather read aloud the comic where the Abraham God was the fratboy of the Mesopotamian Gods and was an all around dick til he knocked up Mary on Easter Sunday in front of my Grandparents.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:21:00 No.34900213 Report

Quoted By:

>story opens
>Based on something that never happened and never could (and you're stupid if you believe any of it).

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:21:00 No.34900217 Report

Quoted By:

>time assassin goes back in time to kill Hitler.

>Hitler lives and gets time machine.

>Hitler creates a time-duplicate to live his natural life.

>Regular Hitler travels through time.

>Finds 4chan

>posts >>34897258

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:21:00 No.34900218 Report

Quoted By:

>>34899883
>>34899883
Lol, remembered a comic, Requiem Chevalier Vampire. Everyone is resurrected in a ghost world where time flows backwards. People get younger, and die when they are so young they can't survive anymore. Memories are also lost as people get younger. Ruled by the evil, those who were evil in life get to be more powerful. Good people are resurrected as mindless zombies or something, the most evil ones are vampires. Nice artwork.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:22:00 No.34900228 Report

Quoted By: >>34900281 >>34900318

>>34898686
In a way?
And even then, it was only Piccolo, Vegeta, Android 18, and... Buu?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:23:00 No.34900254 Report

Quoted By: >>34900264 >>34901348 >>34902116

>Create clean, safe, unlimited fuel source
>Perfect Star Trek replicator technology, creating post scarcity society
>Perfect universal medicine, eradicating all illness, deformity & disability
>Turns out space travel & living on other planets are impossible

>Have created utopia
>Have to kill billions in order to deal with the rampant overcrowding of Earth

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:24:00 No.34900264 Report

Quoted By: >>34900321

>>34900254

>Not just limiting birth rates

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:25:00 No.34900277 Report

Quoted By:

>>34898820
Mission to Mars

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:25:00 No.34900281 Report

Quoted By:

>>34900228
Not really. Piccolo only turned good after the influence of Gohan, and then being vastly overpowered.

Vegeta never really repented, he changed simply because he wanted a chance to fight Goku again, but fell in love with Bulma.

Eighteen just went with Krillen because she has weird taste in men, and technically her program to kill Goku was fulfilled when he died.

As for Buu? Hercule apperantly is just that good. In another game, he actually had Broly turn good too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:25:00 No.34900292 Report

Quoted By:

>>34897715
uh... that one actually happens alot. I'm sure some wonderful anon can dig up the picture of the Avengers commandeering a bus because thier jet was broken and getting yelled at by the people who were passengers on said bus.

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Pants without pants !!v3b467DpdIe Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:26:00 No.34900300 Report

Quoted By:

>A character shows the obvious traits of a villain.
>gains superpowers
> Despite villainous urges manages to be a hero.
>Character development happens.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:27:00 No.34900318 Report

Quoted By: >>34901359

>>34900228
Bulma originally hits him with her car and shoots him in the head.
Oolong is a monster terrorizing a village.
Yamcha and Puar are bandits who try to rob Goku co.
Krillin is originally a douche who takes the less honorable approach to training and sabotages Goku.
Tien is an outright villain who burns Yamcha nearly to death.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:27:00 No.34900319 Report

Quoted By:

it turns out animals are actually sentient
they DO something about their lot in life, instead of sitting there and taking it at the hands of humans.. actually attempt communication, scratch prime numbers in the dirt, etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:27:00 No.34900321 Report

Quoted By: >>34900348

>>34900264
Yeah man that totally worked out
Right, China?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:28:00 No.34900328 Report

Quoted By:

>>34898163
fuck, that was a fantastic arc

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:28:00 No.34900329 Report

Quoted By:

>>34900194
Happened in a doom mini
Also happened in the Spiderman Animated Series arc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:29:00 No.34900348 Report

Quoted By: >>34900358

>>34900321

Because China is a Utopia with infinitely high levels of education.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:29:00 No.34900350 Report

Quoted By: >>34900388

How about this?
>Aliens Win
>No Resistance
>No shrouded conspiracy bullshit

They just come in , fuck up humans and enslave them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:29:00 No.34900358 Report

Quoted By: >>34900382

>>34900348
What if Hitler was in China instead of Germany?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:31:00 No.34900380 Report

Quoted By: >>34900420

>>34897069
>A significant portion of the population has superpowers
>Not many choose to become superheroes or villains because having powers grounded on reality doesn't change the fact that they can still easily die from man made weapons like guns or knives.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:31:00 No.34900382 Report

Quoted By:

>>34900358

He'd have a necessary eye slant degree or else going to a death camp. There'd be Death Squads armed with protractors.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:31:00 No.34900388 Report

Quoted By:

>>34900350
half-life 2

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:33:00 No.34900420 Report

Quoted By:

>>34900380
most people can walk through walls,
issues of security and privacy go out the window
after a short period of anarchy, people learn how to leave each other well enough alone, using a similar ocnvention to how we currently have the power to punch anyone in the face if we wanted to

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:33:00 No.34900429 Report

Quoted By: >>34901405

>>34899175
Goddammit, it's the Kamen Rider OOO movie all over again.

Kamen Rider OOO uses Power Coins to power up and he's asked by Kamen Rider Den-O (who's a time cop that's unaffected by changes in the time stream) to go back with him to the 70s to stop a bad guy. OOO drops one of his Power Coins and one of the grunts for Shocker (the Nazi funded bad guys of the original Kamen Rider) and gives it to the Main Big Bad.

When OOO and Den-O get back, they find out that Shocker used the Power Coin to beat the original two Kamen Riders, brainwash them into being their top soldiers, took over the world, and made sure that no other Kamen Riders would ever exist ever. Also, almost all of the Den-O allies get killed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:34:00 No.34900441 Report

Quoted By:

>>34900112
wot m8.jpeg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:34:00 No.34900443 Report

Quoted By: >>34900454 >>34900471 >>34900548 >>34901474

>Superheroes appear
>Crime is no longer worth it
>Peaceful society almost over night

>Superman is fed up of hearing screams from the middle east
>Tells the world he knows for a fact God/Allah/etc/ don't exist, so people will need to sort their shit out or answer to him
>Blows up one Palestinian & one Israeli an hour, every hour until they reach a settlement
>By the time the ink is dry Korea is already reunited & America and everybody have already sorted out their differences
>Superman is feared but the world is infinitely better for it
>Within a generation war is forgotten
>The Justice League go bowling

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Pants without pants !!v3b467DpdIe Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:35:00 No.34900446 Report

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>Scientist wishes to create life.
>Makes mishmashes of animals but stays away from human experimentation.
>Gets discovered.
>Becomes rich and famous for creating some of the best pets on earth.

alternatively.
>Everyone's a villain and it just varies from person to person.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:35:00 No.34900454 Report

Quoted By: >>34900491

>>34900443
or you know, he could only kill muslims, and have the same or better effect

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:36:00 No.34900469 Report

Quoted By:

>Hitler is a multiversal constant. There's a Hitler in every universe.
>Our universe is Earth-3. Our Hitler is the one bad Hitler, all the others are good.
>WWII happens, the Council of Hitlers from the other universes band together to stop Hitler-3 and prevent the bulk of his atrocities.
>They succeed.
>Their universes fall into disarray while they're gone, since they are the heroes of their universes.
>The villains of their universes (Churchills, FDRs, and Stalins) all band together to destroy the Council of Hitlers while they're together on Earth-3.
>Earth-3 is destroyed. Rest of multiverse is ruled by evil.
>They shouldn't have killed Hitler.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:36:00 No.34900471 Report

Quoted By: >>34900486

>>34900443

You missed
>The Spectre has a hissy fit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:37:00 No.34900477 Report

Quoted By: >>34900571

character believes heterosexuality is the correct way to be
is totally nice to gays and leaves them alone to do as they please

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:37:00 No.34900480 Report

Quoted By:

>>34897069
Congratulations; you are now a fan of super sentai

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:38:00 No.34900486 Report

Quoted By:

>>34900471
Fuck the Spectre, like his opinions even matter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:38:00 No.34900491 Report

Quoted By:

>>34900454
>implying jews are better than muslims in this hitler-loving thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:39:00 No.34900501 Report

Quoted By:

>>34900194
Red Son: without superman Lex Luthor creates a benign government, cures all disease, colonizes space.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:39:00 No.34900509 Report

Quoted By:

Poor New York teen gets superpowers
literally cannot afford a costume, is already wearing hand-me-downs
has trouble with a superhero career because any kind of violent activity has a way of destroying clothes, and he cannot afford that.
has to quit or starve

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:40:00 No.34900531 Report

Quoted By: >>34900575 >>34900599 >>34900612

everyone sees through a secret identity because he can't not sound like himself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:41:00 No.34900548 Report

Quoted By: >>34900562

>>34900443
>The Justice League says that unless all war & crime stops immediately, The Flash will go back in time & molest one random person on Earth as a child each day.
>The best form of gambling the world has ever seen is created
>People bet on the gender, ethnicity, current age, etc. of the next target
>Flash has to keep doing it otherwise the JL look like pussies who can't carry through their threats

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:42:00 No.34900562 Report

Quoted By:

>>34900548

But surely as soon as it started, if they had no intention of ending it everyone will be molested?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:43:00 No.34900571 Report

Quoted By:

>>34900477
character thinks sexual orientation has anything to do with "rightness" or morality.
gets called an idiot for it
character is actually a gay bigot who hates straight people for some reason
character is actually a straight person pretending to be gay to create the ultimate strawman
character never realizes the irony

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:43:00 No.34900575 Report

Quoted By:

>>34900531
>story of Hal Jordan and Ollie McQueen's lives

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:44:00 No.34900598 Report

Quoted By: >>34901570 >>34901576

>the show focuses on the villains with the heroes serving as seldom-seen foils, highlighting the failures of the villainous cast and the various insecurities or mental disorders they harbor as a result of constantly being both reviled and defeated

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:44:00 No.34900599 Report

Quoted By:

>>34900531
>Gilbert Gottfried becomes a super hero
>Everyone knows its him
>They pretend it is someone else, so they dont hurt his feelings

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:45:00 No.34900612 Report

Quoted By: >>34900629

>>34900531
>everyone sees through secret identity
>nobody's going to say anything because the character is a superhero/villain and would kill them in a second
>the secret identity is Hitler.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:46:00 No.34900629 Report

Quoted By:

>>34900612

From the future.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:47:00 No.34900646 Report

Quoted By: >>34900688

>>34899551
>Nuclear war happens
>The humans that don't die turn into mutants
>Seeing as they're still human and can still reproduce, they rebuild society as best they can
>A lone cell of non-mutanted humans resurface
>Instead of becoming genocidal and wanting the world run by "pure humans", they live alone.
>Mutants take about 150 years to rebuild society to what it once was.
>Life goes on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:47:00 No.34900657 Report

Quoted By:

>Batman doesn't win, even with prep time
he is written with enough care and repect that there isn't another pants wetting incidence

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:48:00 No.34900666 Report

Quoted By: >>34900694

>Person gets superpowers
>Decides to be a villain
>Accidentally defeats another villain
>Praised as a hero
>It keeps happening
>Cries himself to sleep because he can't seem to do wrong
>Is remembered as the greatest hero the world ever saw

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:48:00 No.34900667 Report

Quoted By: >>34901609 >>34902647

>the chosen one keeps being told he's the chosen one, and has to keep fighting to prevent this one guy from taking out him and ruling the world
>in the end, it turns the joke side character was the REAL chosen one and you were a decoy. A pretty strong and respectable decoy, but not the real thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:49:00 No.34900679 Report

Quoted By:

>Character goes back in time to assassinate Hitler
>not because he's evil, but because our hero really likes toothbrush moustaches and wishes Hitler didn't ruin them for everybody
>New dictator takes over instead, demands EVERYONE HAS TO HAVE A HITLER STACHE.
>Hero gets back to the future they've created.
>Everyone now has Hitler staches.
>When everyone is Hitler... no one is...
>Hero, obviously a hipster (wanting to wear a Hitler stache) kills self for now being conformist sheeple.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:49:00 No.34900688 Report

Quoted By: >>34900752

>>34900646
>mutants discover "pure" humans
>think they're hideous and against nature
>humans have to fight to survive against mutants

Boom, reverse X-men!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:49:00 No.34900694 Report

Quoted By:

>>34900666

>It keep happening
>I told you about the heroes, bro
>I told you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:50:00 No.34900702 Report

Quoted By: >>34900728

>Person has super speed
>Can't turn it off
>Slowly goes insane as the world edges on around him

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:50:00 No.34900710 Report

Quoted By:

>>34899596
We all turn into wolf people for 24 hours. We do wolf things; recognizing our various associates, friends, and family as pack members, and run around fucking.

I'm sure we'd have systems in place to make sure we don't run around in supermarkets and tear up the place.

I only forsee a rise in pregnancies worldwide if it happens when all the females would be in heat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:51:00 No.34900728 Report

Quoted By: >>34900764

>>34900702
This is canonically why Quicksilver is so cranky.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:52:00 No.34900740 Report

Quoted By: >>34900777 >>34900784

>Story focuses on children empathizing friendship, the power of love and dreams
>Plot progresses until the characters are depicted as adults where they've gone their separate ways - losing the connection they had once had, unable to achieve their dreams and never meeting their true soul mate.
>The ending still manages to convey a bittersweet ending by showing the experiences these characters had and how they have no regrets living the life they wanted because without the possibility of failure - it would mean nothing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:52:00 No.34900752 Report

Quoted By:

>>34900688
sounds like house of M

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:53:00 No.34900764 Report

Quoted By:

>>34900728
Shit, really?

Well.....that's awkward.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:53:00 No.34900777 Report

Quoted By:

>>34900740
That lesson is in tons of shows. I want to see...
>character that formerly had dreams now has decidedly humdrum life, unfullfilling, loveless marriage, bratty (now adult asshole) kids...
>kills self.
>people empathize with how it might have been the right thing to do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:54:00 No.34900779 Report

Quoted By: >>34900820 >>34900832

>>34899710
Much like buying your Sunday liquor on Saturday, this is easily prevented by everyone having a big ass feast the night before the full moon.

Americans may have forgotten this, but animals only eat when they're hungry.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:54:00 No.34900784 Report

Quoted By: >>34900869

>>34900740
Isn't that basically the plot of Stand By Me?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:55:00 No.34900812 Report

Quoted By:

>>34897959
Been done a million times.

Heck, the Infamous videogame is basically just that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:56:00 No.34900820 Report

Quoted By: >>34901758

>>34900779
That's animals, we're talking about werewolves here - an animal mentality combined with human cruelty.

Unless we're talking about skinwalker werewolves where the person just turns into a plain old wolf at the full moon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:57:00 No.34900832 Report

Quoted By: >>34900854 >>34900868

>>34900779
but what about the ethiopians

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:58:00 No.34900854 Report

Quoted By:

>>34900832

I buy my Ethiopians on Tuesday.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:58:00 No.34900865 Report

Quoted By:

>>34899359
yeah, he meant titty time 3. 2 is a lesbian couple at a ski resort

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:58:00 No.34900868 Report

Quoted By:

>>34900832
Those goddamn Ethiopians. They're like the hellspawn of the Joker & Megatron, always fucking everything up for everyone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:58:00 No.34900869 Report

Quoted By:

>>34900784
Stand by Me was completely depressing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:59:00 No.34900873 Report

Quoted By:

The popular kids are actually nice and caring in highschool that's why they're popular

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:59:00 No.34900878 Report

Quoted By: >>34900945

>Time traveller arrives and tells Hitler he is destined to be the greatest hero of time.
>Hitler's job is to go through time, being basically every influential figure ever.
>George Washington? Hitler. Albert Einstein? Hitler. Henry VIII? Hitler. Alexander Graham Bell? Hitler.
>So yes, Hitler was phone.
>Hitler is Booster Gold to the extreme, with more meta awareness.
>He must let history record him as its greatest monster so that people will think of assassinating him, but then realize that he was so influential (being the world's worst monster) that doing so would destroy time, and therefore nobody tries to time-kill him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 02:59:00 No.34900888 Report

Quoted By: >>34900913 >>34900987

>>34900041
Is my family full of elves or wizards or something, because we cut our onions in either running water or in a bowl filled with water so the juice/vapour won't make us cry...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:01:00 No.34900913 Report

Quoted By: >>34901811

>>34900888
You sound like a gypsy to me. I bet you're a gypsy. Do you live in a caravan and take crack bathing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:02:00 No.34900931 Report

Quoted By:

>Person has superpowers
>Doesn't use his powers for good or evil
>Profit off it legally

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:03:00 No.34900945 Report

Quoted By:

>>34900878
>Over the course of his adventures, he realizes everyone is important, and eventually ends up becoming every person who ever lived.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:03:00 No.34900953 Report

Quoted By: >>34900997 >>34901488

>>34900080
And we have Bradbury to blame.

>Someone goes back in time to keep Bradbury from writing the whole "Shoot the t-rex and nazi rule the world" story
>In his dying breath, he reveals that he was the time cop who made sure this never happened.
>Without the story, not one grows up with the cliche
>Time is constantly warped on Earth, with people constantly changing something in the past
>Society breaks down

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:03:00 No.34900961 Report

Quoted By:

>Lone scientist is the only one warning against the danger of some new thing a greedy corperation is trying
>They're totally wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:04:00 No.34900974 Report

Quoted By:

>Magic is real
>Magic is still useless compared to science because it follows inconsistent, arbitrary rules with major limitations and weaknesses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:04:00 No.34900987 Report

Quoted By: >>34900998 >>34901064 >>34901868 >>34902030

>>34900888
>not facing up to the onion vapours like a real man
no you're just overprepared pussies

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:05:00 No.34900997 Report

Quoted By:

>>34900953
>In order for analogy to truly work, Bradbury travelled through time and took the identity of a young Austrian man who died in WWI.
>Bradbury was Hitler.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:05:00 No.34900998 Report

Quoted By: >>34901889

>>34900987

Wait, is /co/ the BatGod of onions?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:05:00 No.34901004 Report

Quoted By:

>>34899915
Depends on how many onions. Used to work at subway and hated chopping the onions in the small backroom, because I had to do a million at a time and I'd be crying like a baby at the end

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:06:00 No.34901023 Report

Quoted By: >>34901048

>A group of kids are bullying some kid
>Turns out it's justified because that victim is a creeper, loner/introvert or whatever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:07:00 No.34901048 Report

Quoted By:

>>34901023
>Turns out it's justified because that victim is a... loner/introvert or whatever.

>Hitler travels through time to troll on 4chan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:08:00 No.34901064 Report

Quoted By: >>34901104 >>34901136 >>34901154

>>34900987
Don't fucking call me a pussy you little cunt. I will fucking kick your ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:10:00 No.34901104 Report

Quoted By:

>>34901064
>Don't fucking call me a pussy you little cunt. I will fucking kick your ass

You want to touch his ass? Hahaha you're so GAY!!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:11:00 No.34901136 Report

Quoted By:

>>34901064
I wasn't just calling you a pussy, I was calling your entire family a family of pussies.

considering you were wondering if you all were elves, I think we are both on the same track
:)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:12:00 No.34901149 Report

Quoted By:

>>34900194
Last episode of the Powerpuff Girls.
Turns out that's all Mojo Jojo wanted to do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:12:00 No.34901154 Report

Quoted By: >>34901172 >>34901193 >>34901228

>>34901064
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:13:00 No.34901172 Report

Quoted By: >>34901258

>>34901154

>300 Killstreak
>Hasn't summoned a nuke

Tomo the Canadian /co/mrade !TOMOXeus5M

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Tomo the Canadian /co/mrade !TOMOXeus5M Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:13:00 No.34901193 Report

Quoted By:

>>34901154
>gorilla warfare

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:14:00 No.34901200 Report

Quoted By: >>34901248

>Society pursues genetic engineering
>The setting is better off due to the elimination of unwanted traits like depression, anger, homosexuality, PSTD and introversion.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:15:00 No.34901228 Report

Quoted By:

>>34901154
>4chan in a post

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:16:00 No.34901242 Report

Quoted By:

>Utopian future
>Everyone on earth is embroiled in massive bisexual orgies all the time because why the fuck not?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:16:00 No.34901248 Report

Quoted By: >>34901390

>>34901200
>homosexuality

one of these things is not like the other ones- also PTSD doesn't have genetic markers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:16:00 No.34901258 Report

Quoted By:

>>34901172
You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:17:00 No.34901287 Report

Quoted By:

>>34899462
army kills his ass

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:20:00 No.34901340 Report

Quoted By:

>female character physically abuses male character
>is severely punished because physical abuse is wrong regardless of the gender of those involved.

>somebody posts the above cliche in a cliche thread.
>thread not ruined

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:20:00 No.34901348 Report

Quoted By:

>>34900254
You know we have an inborn impulse that keeps us from wanting to reproduce in certain situations, right?

In a perfect world with no real threat of our species dying off, we'd lose the drive to reproduce.

Also, fucking space colonies and generation ships.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:21:00 No.34901359 Report

Quoted By:

>>34900318
I fucking miss Dragon Ball...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:21:00 No.34901364 Report

Quoted By: >>34901383

>time traveler goes back in time to bring hitler to the present to show him the internet.
>while browsing "my little pony friendship is magic" and checks its out.
>hitler is secretly horrified and vows to have prevent this from happening.
>asks time traveler to bring him back in time and he promises to make the world better for man.
>begins erridicating all german jews with the name "faust" and anyone else who has the possibility of earning that name.
>german people with the name faust are exempted.
>FUUUUUUUUUUUU

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:22:00 No.34901383 Report

Quoted By: >>34901401

>>34901364
>implying Hitler wouldn't be a brony.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:23:00 No.34901390 Report

Quoted By: >>34901435

>>34901248
Homosexuality is a unwanted, unfortunate condition that no logical parent would ever desire for their children. Once we find a cure for this awful, tragic condition then all the bullying and discrimination will disappear because no one will have this disease.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:23:00 No.34901401 Report

Quoted By:

>>34901383

He ruled a country and nearly began a global empire. I think he might be slightly too intelligent to be a fan of that shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:24:00 No.34901405 Report

Quoted By:

>>34900429
Damn right ankh did. Greedy bastard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:25:00 No.34901429 Report

Quoted By: >>34902509

>alien symbiote comes to earth
>is sentient
>is not a huge jerk or a weapon of mass destruction

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:26:00 No.34901435 Report

Quoted By: >>34901466 >>34901517 >>34901566

>>34901390
>bullying/discrimination is only problem
>solution is to eliminate the victims of bullying/discrimination, and not the ones who bully/discriminate
>Hitler builds time machine to make this happen
>accidentally kills self in lab accident
>the only time traveller successful at killing Hitler was Hitler himself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:27:00 No.34901466 Report

Quoted By:

>>34901435

So we shouldn't cure diseases that are made fun of, we should just not draw attention to their two foot forehead?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:28:00 No.34901474 Report

Quoted By: >>34901497

>>34900443
>Tells the world he knows for a fact God/Allah/etc/ don't exist, so people will need to sort their shit out or answer to him
>Blows up one Palestinian & one Israeli an hour, every hour until they reach a settlement
>Lex Luthor coats the middle east in Kryptonite

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:28:00 No.34901488 Report

Quoted By:

>>34900953
Comment on butterfly of doom cliche is how erradicating butterfly of doom origin will cause butterfly of doom effect.
I herd you like The Sound of Thunder, so I put...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:29:00 No.34901497 Report

Quoted By: >>34901984

>>34901474

>What is heat vision?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:29:00 No.34901517 Report

Quoted By: >>34901626

>>34901435
>disease
>only problem is that people make fun of it
>red hair is a disease
>only blonde aryan superman is allowed in world
>Hitler in process of taking over future by going forward in time and spreading his views on 4chan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:31:00 No.34901566 Report

Quoted By: >>34901638

>>34901435
It's easier to eliminate the minor 5% than it is changing the minds of the majority 95%. Also, we're not eliminating the victim or bully - we're eliminating the entire concept altogether. It's for a better world, a world without flaws.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:32:00 No.34901570 Report

Quoted By:

>>34900598
Wasn't that what that awful Supervillain CGI show on CN was about?

Tomo the Canadian /co/mrade !TOMOXeus5M

Tomo the Canadian /co/mrade !TOMOXeus5M Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:32:00 No.34901576 Report

Quoted By:

>>34900598
gotham city sirens?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:32:00 No.34901584 Report

Quoted By: >>34901600

>ugly but kind princess is tormented by her beautiful stepsisters

The Erotic Poet

The Erotic Poet Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:34:00 No.34901600 Report

Quoted By: >>34901689

>>34901584

Pure and kind stepsisters are tormented by their asshole younger sister who is a princess

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:35:00 No.34901609 Report

Quoted By:

>>34900667
Samurai Sentai Shinkenger

The Red Ranger is actually a decoy for the real Red Ranger so she (yes, a female Red Ranger) can finish creating to weapon to kill the big bad once and for all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:35:00 No.34901626 Report

Quoted By: >>34901683 >>34901983

>>34901517
And why shouldn't it be considered a disease? If the people find it to be - then it is. We're not killing people, we're changing them to meet our ideals. Isn't that what humanity is all about? To determine our destiny? Our future?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:36:00 No.34901638 Report

Quoted By:

>>34901566
Actually, this raises an interesting idea for a cliche that never happens.

>Villain plans to take over the world/universe in order to instill perfect order.
>it works. Conflict is over. World is better due to everyone being the same.

But no, it doesn't matter what's easier. The ones doing the bad thing (bullying/discrimination) are the ones who should be stopped. If a demographic is going to be eliminated, make it them, not some innocent one.

Also, more than 5% of the population is homosexual.

Also, less far less than 95% is homophobic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:38:00 No.34901683 Report

Quoted By: >>34901708

>>34901626
Ideals are subjective. I think something about you is a disease. It doesn't hurt anyone, I just don't like it. Therefore, I'm going to go back in time and make it so you're not born. That's definitely better than me just getting over it.

Also, while I'm there, I might as well kill Hitler.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:38:00 No.34901689 Report

Quoted By:

>>34901600
>stepmother adopts husband's daughter after he dies
>daughter is a huge cunt, ruins her life and turns the prince against her

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:39:00 No.34901707 Report

Quoted By: >>34901727 >>34901742 >>34902019

This thread reminded me of my time travel story I never got around to fleshing out.

>Man creates Time Travel, is the first person to do it
>Begins going to random places of interest, accquiring technology etc on the way
>Now with enough tech and SCIENCE to make him nigh-immortal, starts going to see the final moments of well known people for curiosity
>Immortal time traveller dude becomes more detached from humanity
>has more than enough time to basically see all of creation, has a penchant for being around near the end of peoples lives (originally so he doesn't become suddenly famous)
>He is where the world gets the concept of Death in it's physical form from

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:39:00 No.34901708 Report

Quoted By:

>>34901683

>Not having Hitler as your wingman

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:40:00 No.34901727 Report

Quoted By:

>>34901707
.. Huh. Kind of neat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:42:00 No.34901742 Report

Quoted By:

>>34901707
Oh, yeah
I had something like that for a couple of time-god things I made
There were three. one of them dealt with ending alternate timelines, and was viewed as death itself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:42:00 No.34901758 Report

Quoted By: >>34901774

>>34900820
You honestly think a monster werewolf that just fucked his girlfriend silly and ate the equvilent of 5 Thanksgiving servings of food the prior night is going to feel like going on on a three day long blood frenzy? He's going to curl up into a ball, lick his own dick to taste her pussy and go to sleep.

Hell, even Werewolf Putin would calm his jets and just chill out.

Besides, if everyone is a werewolf, you don't have any helpless victim to attack. Just other werewolves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:43:00 No.34901774 Report

Quoted By:

>>34901758
>Werewolf Putin

I have seen God, and it is he.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:45:00 No.34901811 Report

Quoted By:

>>34900913
I am brown, am highly superstitious, like to dance, and am generally untrusting of the middle class.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:46:00 No.34901825 Report

Quoted By:

>dude goes back in time to kill hitler
>find out hitler isn't actually doing anything about trying to kill people
>dude stays to look after hitler
>hitler manipulates him to do horrible things
>in the edn the dude was actually provoked the holocaust
>dude blames hitler for everything and kills him
>hitler was the joker

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:48:00 No.34901868 Report

Quoted By: >>34901896 >>34902085

>>34900987
No wonder men are terrible fucking cooks.
You're wasting time and your sense of smell doing that, plus this means that you're cooking with unwashed food.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:48:00 No.34901873 Report

Quoted By:

>Hitler goes forward in time to kill all the time traveling assassins

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:49:00 No.34901889 Report

Quoted By:

>>34900998
I doubt 80% of the people on here know how to cook, let alone eat some sort of homecooked meal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:49:00 No.34901896 Report

Quoted By: >>34902063

>>34901868

>All celebrity chefs worth listening to are men

You keep telling yourself men are terrible cooks if it makes you feel useful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:50:00 No.34901912 Report

Quoted By:

>>34897101
The protagonist solves the problem in an obvious way and then spends the next five minutes solving another problem or a further complication in an obvious way, with this continuing until the end of the show. Wait no I think this one happens.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:55:00 No.34901983 Report

Quoted By:

>>34901626
This brings into question just how much are you willing to change. And does popular opinion really equate to truth? Do you really want things like CoD or current Deadpool to become the "ideals" that we force all things to conform to? Those are both what the masses would consider to be the best of the medium, mainly due to a lack of knowledge.
And had we used this logic earlier, we would have killed off any differing individuals to create a race of clones. Personally, I don't believe that to be the ideal world.

And my last point, it is human nature to cause others to conform to one's ideals. But it is also true that humans are one of the few beings that we know of who are able to challenge our natural insticts. It is not because we followed our natural insticts that humans have been so succesful, it is because of moments where we didn't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:55:00 No.34901984 Report

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>>34901497
I'm sorry; the correct answer was "What is Lex Luthor secretly giving all Middle Easterners cancer under the guise of stopping Superman?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:57:00 No.34902019 Report

Quoted By:

>>34901707
I'd like to read that when you're finished.

The Erotic Poet

The Erotic Poet Sat 10 Mar 2012 03:58:00 No.34902030 Report

Quoted By: >>34902062

>>34900987

Just chew gum while you cut them

Supposed to prevent the onion tears

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 04:00:00 No.34902062 Report

Quoted By:

>>34902030
But aren't the tears caused by sulphur that's in the onion hitting your eye, having a reaction to stuff also in your eye, and that stuff irritates it? How does chewing stuff prevent chemical reactions on your eyeball from irrirating it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 04:00:00 No.34902063 Report

Quoted By: >>34902096

>>34901896
>Professional chef
>Wastes time not washing food/putting onions under water so he can see what he's doing when cooking

Post a link of Emeril chopping up non wet onions and snorting the fumes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 04:01:00 No.34902085 Report

Quoted By:

>>34901868
onion vapours aren't going to ruin your nose you dingbat.

it's not a noxious fume- IT'S A VEG. Just reminding you.

also
>revoked your man card for being stupid and being a wuss

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 04:02:00 No.34902096 Report

Quoted By:

>>34902063

I was arguing with
>No wonder men are terrible fucking cooks.

The cutting in water thing is fine, I'm not going to stop you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 04:02:00 No.34902104 Report

Quoted By:

>Evil rebel group shows up in the jungles of South Asia/America
>Government calls the guy who stopped them before in the 70s
>Guy just tells them to carpet bomb the place because he's in his fucking 60s and unfit for combat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 04:03:00 No.34902116 Report

Quoted By: >>34902158

>>34900254
Just provide free birth control to all at the same time look into colonizing space.

Most people if given the choice would only have 1-2 kids. Overpopulation is more caused by millions of people accidently having more kids than they want than by the occasional weirdos that have like 12. If you make the options completely available, most people won't have enough kids to really overpopulate

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 04:07:00 No.34902158 Report

Quoted By: >>34902562

>>34902116
well, agricultural societies (read: third world) mass children for a labor force. Also, China spams children for males. Although, China aborts.

Holmlock_Shears

Holmlock_Shears Sat 10 Mar 2012 04:16:00 No.34902326 Report

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Reading these makes me wonder... are there any comics/stories where the police detectives actually solve the crime before the hero does it?

I seem to recall there was a Sherlock Holmes story 'The Adventure of Wisteria Lodge' had something similar. The police detective seemed to not only be keeping up with Holmes but actually a step ahead of him.

I'd kinda like to see that. Especially in DC, I mean you'd think Gotham's police force at the very least would have the most advanced forensics labs in the country and the detectives be held to a much higher standard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 04:21:00 No.34902423 Report

Quoted By: >>34902486 >>34902578

magic is based on quantum improbability, and spell casters do magic by collapsing wave functions in extremely improbable manners

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 04:24:00 No.34902486 Report

Quoted By: >>34902630

>>34902423
but thats not magic, thats science.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 04:25:00 No.34902509 Report

Quoted By: >>34902546

>>34901429

>network sitcom sensation of the year
>"Give me back control of my left arm, asshole!"
>"I'm no asshole, but you're mine!"
>*laugh track*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 04:26:00 No.34902546 Report

Quoted By: >>34905401

>>34902509

>The Big F'Lang Theory

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 04:27:00 No.34902562 Report

Quoted By:

>>34902158
And the thing I was replying to said the world became a utopia, which would imply no one would need to have so many kids for a workforce, and people wouldn't be sexist and just want dudes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 04:28:00 No.34902578 Report

Quoted By:

>>34902423
No. please avoid bad science in my comics.
Quantum physics has been misused enough as it is.

Cliche that would be nice:
>Explanation for plot device is actually scientifically plausible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 04:29:00 No.34902613 Report

Quoted By:

>the rival for the protagonist isn't rich, a bully, or an asshole for no reason
>the rival is actually pretty friendly, just with a non-serious, competitive attitude

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 04:30:00 No.34902630 Report

Quoted By: >>34902685 >>34902703

>>34902486
Why are you assuming that magic can't have a scientific explanation?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 04:31:00 No.34902647 Report

Quoted By: >>34902783

>>34900667

Isn't that basically Oban Star-Racers?

That evil imprisoned god-like being should've aimed a little to the left instead of going after Molly.
Bitch didn't even for fill any prophecies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 04:33:00 No.34902682 Report

Quoted By:

>>34899157
Holy shit man, I had the exact same idea a few years ago. Awesome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 04:34:00 No.34902685 Report

Quoted By:

>>34902630

Because then it's science?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 04:34:00 No.34902698 Report

Quoted By:

The hero finds a little lost girl in middle of a creepy, abandoned house in middle of a spooky forest, crying for her mommy and daddy.

He doesn't fall for that crap and shoots her in the head. When her corpse falls it turns out she was a grotesque shape-shifting monster.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 04:35:00 No.34902703 Report

Quoted By:

>>34902630
Because thats basically what magic is. It follows its own rules and laws and isn't subject to our natural laws. Science, on the other hand, is the manipulation of the natural laws to do what we require of it. Sure, you could make science and magic the same thing, since any word can be used to define anything, but its like calling a dog a dragon. The word already has implications surrounding it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 04:38:00 No.34902777 Report

Quoted By:

>>34899159
>The choosen one won't do anything! I must step up and save the world!
>No, young one, you cannot do anything! Only the choosen one can save us!
>Fuck the choosen one, the world is being destroyed! I will save the world!
>Nooo! You are not meant to do anything!
>Screw that shit, I'll do what's right!
>NO, I WON'T LET YOU!
>-The hero defeats the insane prophet and after an intense and almost impossible fight with the villain, he wins and saves the world.-
>Gods, he was right....

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 04:39:00 No.34902783 Report

Quoted By: >>34903015

>>34902647
Is that show good? should I watch it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 04:42:00 No.34902830 Report

Quoted By: >>34902848

suicidal immortal has to destroy all reality to kill its self, and it is trying to do the same thing in every possible reality

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 04:43:00 No.34902848 Report

Quoted By:

>>34902830
Sorry, already done.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 04:49:00 No.34902936 Report

Quoted By:

>That one character who's done horrible things gets their just desserts

Doesn't happen nearly often enough. Usually it's too light of a punishment, or the punishment is transparent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 04:53:00 No.34903009 Report

Quoted By:

>>34897258
I actually had a scene like that bouncing in my head for awhile.
>"you know, hero, you and I aren't so different."
>"Actually, I agree with you?"
>"Wait, really?"
>"Yeah."
>BAM!
>"That's why you need to die. I know just what kind of horrible things I'm capable of and won't let the chances of me doing them 100%"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 04:53:00 No.34903015 Report

Quoted By:

>>34902783

Reminds me a bit of Wakfu, only slightly Japanese.
Also Racing space ships.

It's really good, check it out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 04:55:00 No.34903043 Report

Quoted By:

>every Australian isn't the crocodile hunter
>every French person doesn't wear a beret and talk about how France is 1000x superior in a horribly fake accent
>every British person isn't a 19th century aristocratic asshole
>every Canadian person isn't a Newfie who wears a hockey outfit all the time and drinks maple syrup straight from the bottle

Fucking Americans

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 04:55:00 No.34903049 Report

Quoted By: >>34903185

You grew up in a near-apocalyptic world where civilization is on the brink of destruction.
Your mysterious guardian does everything he can to protect you and teach you how to survive
You survive in the end and decide to go back in time to undo everything that happened
Due to fucking with time, you caused another world-ending scenario for a different reason
You assume a secret identity to protect yourself and train some other kid on how to save the world before dying
That kid grows up, goes back in time, triggers the original apocalypse, and becomes your guardian
You just created an alternate reality self-fulfilling time loop

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 04:57:00 No.34903069 Report

Quoted By: >>34903189 >>34903298

The arrogantly philosophical and misanthropist sociopath who makes overly-long monologues about how society is broken, laws are pointless and that the hero, whom he's talking to, is really a psychopath too, only that he's in denial about it...

...IS WRONG

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 05:03:00 No.34903185 Report

Quoted By:

>>34903049
Tales of Phantasia meets homestuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 05:03:00 No.34903189 Report

Quoted By:

>>34903069
A Scanner Darkly

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 05:08:00 No.34903298 Report

Quoted By: >>34903320

>>34903069
those people are always portrayed as wrong. When is one portrayed as right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 05:09:00 No.34903320 Report

Quoted By:

>>34903298
Hannibal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 05:12:00 No.34903394 Report

Quoted By:

>ancient evil awakens yadda yadda yadda
>evil force awakens every 50 years
>their living gods read a prophecy that finds a hero to stop the evil
>the prophecy has been right for 200 years
>the protagonist and his group who were face a bad guy before meets this old man who thinks he's the chosen one
>old man challenges the chosen one to a duel
>chosen one wins
>old mans reveals that he was the chosen one before him
>but when he was the chosen one, the prophecy was wrong and the old man his group lost to the evil
>the evil force destroys half of the world
>the real chosen one is dead among thousands
>the Gods just said "Screw it" and dealt with it themselves
>evil force goes dormant and comes back even quicker, everyone eventually forgets about the evil
>the gods decided to leave after their shame
>old man says the world is pretty much doomed
>and big adventure begins etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 05:20:00 No.34903537 Report

Quoted By:

>>34902402
>Explanation for plot device is actually scientifically plausible.

Metal Gear Solid impressed me with this, the railgun on metal gear could be used to launch undetectable first strike nuclear payloads, it actually made sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 05:43:00 No.34903933 Report

Quoted By:

Hitler goes back in time to assassinate himself.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 05:46:00 No.34903986 Report

Quoted By: >>34904109

>Ctrl+F Hitler
>196 results

You guys suck at jokes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 05:49:00 No.34904035 Report

Quoted By: >>34904132

Speaking of all this junk.

Anyone have that comic of Albert Einstein making sure Hiroshima happens, saying that he damn himself because the world must learn?
Also he fights Ninjas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 05:51:00 No.34904109 Report

Quoted By: >>34904298

>>34903986
That reminds me, we totally need to archive this shit.

http://chanarchive.org/request_votes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 05:52:00 No.34904132 Report

Quoted By:

>>34904035
Ninja Tales by BOOM! Studios I think

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 06:00:00 No.34904298 Report

Quoted By:

>>34904109
Dunno, I like things ending. This thread will disappear, only to be remembered by those who read it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 06:14:00 No.34904609 Report

Quoted By: >>34905511

>>34897959
Doctor Who has done something similar to that. The Valeyard, was it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 06:16:00 No.34904672 Report

Quoted By:

>>34899599

Nah you misunderstand, I'm not saying the villain turns into the hero, I'm saying the hero turns into the villain that he's been fighting this whole time thanks to time travel.

ColdFusion智 !!jbouFAho9ee

ColdFusion智 !!jbouFAho9ee Sat 10 Mar 2012 06:27:00 No.34904954 Report

Quoted By:

Detective suspects murder
confronts murderer with his suspicions
murderer takes this opportunity to clam up, get a lawyer, cover their tracks
detective gets fucking fired

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 06:38:00 No.34905227 Report

Quoted By:

>Assassin goes back in time to kill Hitler
>Hitler beats the assassin and now knows that time travellers and others are out to get him.
>Becomes paranoid and increases defenses greatly.
>Mecha-Hitler is born.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 06:45:00 No.34905401 Report

Quoted By:

>>34902546

You horrible, wonderful person.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 06:50:00 No.34905511 Report

Quoted By:

>>34904609
Kinda?
The Valeyard is just an incarnation of his that's concretely evil. Since it's the one right before his final incarnation, the ultimate future Doctor could actually be a good guy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 06:57:00 No.34905696 Report

Quoted By:

>horror movie
>character in bathroom opens the mirror cabinet
>closes cabinet, there's no monster behind them
>they turn around
>they were the monster all along

ColdFusion智 !!jbouFAho9ee

ColdFusion智 !!jbouFAho9ee Sat 10 Mar 2012 06:57:00 No.34905719 Report

Quoted By:

>classroom scene
>actually resembles a lesson taught from an actual textbook instead of ridiculously complex 'train leaving the station' problems or

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 06:59:00 No.34905750 Report

Quoted By:

>>34897069
I think I read that book already, OP.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 07:17:00 No.34906198 Report

Quoted By: >>34906823

>girl with goggles
>they actually serve a purpose rather than being just for show

or
>Girl with goggles
>they're infused into the skin of her skull and filled with fluids so she doesn't have to blink unless she desires
>it's horrific

ColdFusion智 !!jbouFAho9ee

ColdFusion智 !!jbouFAho9ee Sat 10 Mar 2012 07:23:00 No.34906361 Report

Quoted By:

non-superpowered hero nonetheless has above average strength, successfully beats down several criminals, but goes down from one hit to the gut because he's got no training and less pain tolerance.

giant corporation improves the hell out of a town by providing much-needed employment and better products, stimulating the economy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 07:43:00 No.34906823 Report

Quoted By: >>34906880

>>34906198
what about to stop people from tearing out her eyes?

would that be the purpose of the goggles?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 07:45:00 No.34906880 Report

Quoted By: >>34907007

>>34906823
It's actually very rare for goggles to be used at all if they're a component of their design.
Some of them even use glasses with their goggles just sitting fine on their head.

ColdFusion智 !!jbouFAho9ee

ColdFusion智 !!jbouFAho9ee Sat 10 Mar 2012 07:49:00 No.34907007 Report

Quoted By: >>34907037

>>34906880
>spider-themed hero wearing 3 or 4 pairs of goggles to represent the eyes
someone draw this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 07:50:00 No.34907037 Report

Quoted By:

>>34907007
Close enough.

Jackie Smazz !!h+W0Cdgvd+H

Jackie Smazz !!h+W0Cdgvd+H Sat 10 Mar 2012 07:56:00 No.34907171 Report

Quoted By:

>Entire class on a field trip bitten by radioactive spiders
>Get superpowers
>And radiation sickness

ColdFusion智 !!jbouFAho9ee

ColdFusion智 !!jbouFAho9ee Sat 10 Mar 2012 08:37:00 No.34907978 Report

Quoted By:

>man and woman meet
>they sit and go over a list of things they'd like to have in a mate, carefully making sure there's nothing the other couldn't tolerate spending their life with

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 08:59:00 No.34908442 Report

Quoted By:

> character gets super intelligence
>he uses it for the greater good and is humbled by his new found position in life

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 09:00:00 No.34908455 Report

Quoted By:

>female character
>is liked by /co/ for reasons other than being sexy

ColdFusion智 !!jbouFAho9ee

ColdFusion智 !!jbouFAho9ee Sat 10 Mar 2012 09:01:00 No.34908469 Report

Quoted By:

oh oh, here's one..
someone says "you've got a lot of explaining to do"
the other person mishears, and says "you sure do"
the first person just rolls with it and says "well so do you" instead of explaining that the second person mis-heard.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 09:01:00 No.34908470 Report

Quoted By: >>34908509

>>34899515
HaHa!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 09:03:00 No.34908509 Report

Quoted By:

>>34908470

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 09:05:00 No.34908553 Report

Quoted By:

>>34899515

>Planet of the Abes?

ColdFusion智 !!jbouFAho9ee

ColdFusion智 !!jbouFAho9ee Sat 10 Mar 2012 09:44:00 No.34909345 Report

Quoted By:

>suspicious grown man seen helping little girl find her mom or something
>people cry pedo at him, try to get him in trouble
>to everyone's relief, it's established he likes children but not sexually
>at the end it turns out he has some grosser but more societally acceptable fetish like scat or something

Goeniko/DrewTheDude

Goeniko/DrewTheDude Sat 10 Mar 2012 09:55:00 No.34909565 Report

Quoted By:

>>34898934
This happened in Wakfu, actually.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 09:56:00 No.34909577 Report

Quoted By:

>male and female character are totally and completely aware of each others feelings and where the relationship stands between them

or

>both characters admit feelings to each other just doing day to day things instead of during a life threatening event or during a fancy drunken dinner party

People admitting feelings when the stakes are low?
Impossible.

ColdFusion智 !!jbouFAho9ee

ColdFusion智 !!jbouFAho9ee Sat 10 Mar 2012 10:50:00 No.34910824 Report

Quoted By:

Employee accidentally says something insulting about the boss right as he walks in
Boss isn't legally allowed to fire for something like that, so instead they have kind of an awkward relationship for the rest of their employment together

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 10 Mar 2012 11:54:00 No.34912276 Report

Quoted By:

>series where time travel exists
>people use it to solve every problem in their lives
>one kid finally gets brave enough to kill Hitler
>Butterfly effect, time travel was never invented
>Kid becomes Hitler so that time travel will be invented
>Time is fixed and time travel is invented again
>some new kid gets the idea to go back and kill Hitler...

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