ITT: Bizarre cartoons based off of movies. Willy fights against Captain Ahab if he was a mad scientist, also he can talk.
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Fuck you for reminding me that existed.
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Police Academy. I can't imagine too many kids went to see those movies...
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The 80's/90's just didn't give a fuck. Robocop? Rated R? Hell yeah, let us make a cartoon out of it!
Anonymous
Rambo. Rambo got a cartoon. It's fucking Rambo.
Boco !sCZ24qY6KY
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>>35092806 Toxic Avenger has heads exploding?
TOY LINE that bitch!
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Little Shop (based on Little Shop of Horrors) Personal favorite though was Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.
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>>35092832 Kids love wanton brutal slaughter!
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>>35092857 >Little Shop (based on Little Shop of Horrors) That fucking show. What really sucks is Little Shop of Horrors could've made an OK 80's cartoon, if they had followed Real Ghostbusters' lead.
Anonymous
>>35092806 Todd McFarland keeps mentioning how in the early 90's. he was bombarded with executives wanting to make Spawn into a SatAM cartoon.
Todd said he'd only let them do it if they kept the part about Spawn going to Hell.
They backed off.
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Only movies? Can we not count Hammerman and the Kid 'N' Play cartoon? Because I'm pretty sure those are near the top of the weirdness list.
Boco !sCZ24qY6KY
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>>35092949 And yet a few years ago we got Adventures of Spawn.
Go figure.
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I still wish they had made a Jurassic Park cartoon.
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>>35092991 That show was pretty awesome. It's on Netflix, I should give it a rewatch sometime. See how it holds up.
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Fuck, what got me about the 80s is that they'd toyline R-Rated movies that didn't even GET cartoons Terminator 2? KID'S TOYS Robocop? KIDS TOYS wait that had a show There were all these fucking movies targeted solely at adults that had all this merchandise for the kids too. It was like fullblown cocaine-fueled We Don't Give A Shit executive greed spree
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>>35092991 I actually enjoyed that show a lot. The grimdark future with the dragons kinda shocked me as a kid. I mean, everyone (bar the fat nerd) dies, including godzilla, and humanity survives by living in sewers and bunkers?
Bleak for a kids show.
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>>35093000 I'm giving that show a chance due to Clerks: The Animated Series ending up being awesome (even if it got cancelled way too fast). If Clerks could make a good cartoon, I'll give Napoleon Dynamite a chance, even though the joke in the movie is that he blatantly lied and exaggerated about everything, and in the show, all that stuff is true. I justify it by saying the show is in his head.
>>35092962 Hammerman. I thought for years that I imagined that until /co/ mentioned it a few years back and I bothered to look it up. Just wtf.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8WYh8uz3pQ Anonymous
It's funny this thread came up because just last night whilst taking a shit I remembered there was a cartoon based on the sitcom Roseanne. It had a fat little Roseanne Barr and a fat little John Goodman. Oh, and can you name all three Jim Carrey movies that got their own cartoons? Answers: The Mask , Ace Ventura and Dumb & Dumber .
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>>35093025 >"Oh no, Rexy, Dr. Raptor is trying to blow up the damn!" >"Don't worry, Tim! Get to the fossil copter! Time to GET JURASSIC!" Anonymous
>>35093025 They were going to actually.
But it would have been based on the dreadful Chaos Effect toyline. Anonymous
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>>35093045 Terminator 2 is totally kid friendly, bro. Especially with the annoying kid protagonist that children are obviously supposed to identify with. He was basically Bart Simpson circa 1990, only twice as extreme.
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>kong the animated series actually this show was pretty fucking awesome
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zCsbnfiiyA Anonymous
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>>35093045 I remember being in Kindergarten and wanting the T2 toys. No parent ever wanted to buy their kids those.
We all quoted the movie trailer endlessly though.
Jackie Smazz !!h+W0Cdgvd+H
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>>35092962 What about NKOTB (that's how all the girls and brothers who had to watch it because they're sister was a fan called them) cartoon?
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>>35093075 >Hammerman There's some "great" animation in that. See for yourself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJtaphugxnI Anonymous
>>35093123 It was great, I watched the Highlander cartoon show instead.
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>>35093045 You have reminded me of the toys that came out for the Alien movies. In particular, one of Ripley in that yellow mech frame as she drops a xenomorph into a pit.
Boco !sCZ24qY6KY
>>35093100 >Chaos Effect >dreadful Anonymous
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>>35093098 I spit out my drink.
Jackie Smazz !!h+W0Cdgvd+H
>>35093093 >can you name all three Jim Carrey movies that got their own cartoons? Uh... Cable Guy, The Majestic, and The Truman Show!
Also, The Grinch.
I bet younger kids probably think the Chuck Jones special was based off the cartoon and complain that they don't go into The Grinch's back story or show the Who's and now I've made myself angry... Anonymous
Anonymous
>>35093098 And Dennis Nedry is Dr. Raptor's bungling henchman.
Jackie Smazz !!h+W0Cdgvd+H
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>>35093098 >>35093100 >>35093228 >Implying we wouldn't watch DA SHIT out of that. Anonymous
>>35093098 You know one of the kids would have the power to turn into a dinosaur. You just know it.
Anonymous
>>35093178 As much as I enjoy crazy dinosaur cross-breeding, the story content was pretty retarded, though I suppose that wasn't the point, was it?
Really I'm just bitter about my ankylosaur-pterodactl breaking. QC was shit for CE Anonymous
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>>35093098 Can we get Happy Harry working on this?
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>>35093285 Lex would turn into a pterodactyl. Tim would turn into a triceratops. Dr. Hammond would become a comically bumbling brontosaurus.
Also, Dr. Raptor has a pet dilophosaurus, the same one that got Nedry in the film. Dr. Raptor is always threatening to feed Nedry to it.
Fuck, now I do wanna see this show.
Boco !sCZ24qY6KY
>>35093295 What story was there besides the blurb on the back?
That shit shouldve been JP4.
Jackie Smazz !!h+W0Cdgvd+H
>Implying Muldoon wouldn't be the most badass character with his cybernetic implants (from his raptor-attack injuries) and his Dino-Stun laser weapons.
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>>35093375 Hammond wasn't a doctor. He was a businessman.
Also, could he routinely consume enormous amounts of ice cream? He certainly seemed willing to hammer down twenty pints of Chunky Monkey in the movie.
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>>35093375 Time to go DINO!
Boco !sCZ24qY6KY
>>35093455 Someone has to eat that stuff.
He spared no expense.
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>>35093455 >"Well, now Dr. Raptor will think twice before he shows up at the North Pole!" >"Well said, Rexy! And this trip has inspired me... the world's largest, all-natural ice cream freezer!" >*Everyone laughs, Fade to black, credits.* Anonymous
Would (a presumably zombie) Richard Kiley be the narrator of the show?
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>>35093375 This show would need PSAs.
Tim is about to light a firecracker under a dinosaur and Dr. Grant stops him. Telling him that scaring animals is dangerous for them...and him!
Tim immediately learns his lesson and promises never to do it again. Now he knows better.
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>>35093455 "Creation is a sheer act of will...just like powering through ten gallons of Cherry Garcia!"
Boco !sCZ24qY6KY
>>35093575 OH, GRANDPA...
-laughter-
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>>35093572 Later there's an episode where Tim uses a firecracker to start a dinosaur stamped to make the villains retreat.
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>mfw this thread is DINO-TASTIC
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>>35093375 >>35093439 >>35093455 >>35093487 >>35093495 >>35093559 >>35093564 >>35093572 >>35093575 >>35093611 holy fuck why did i ever doubt this show
Anne from Trespasser could make a cameo. AS A MAGIC TORSO AND ARM THAT HELPS OUR HEROES ON THEIR DANGEROUS MISSION TO STOP DR. RAPTOR! Jackie Smazz !!h+W0Cdgvd+H
>>35093625 >you people grew up in the 90s Yes. Yes we did.
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>>35093633 Due to greedy corporate tie-ins, Dinobots appear to help the heroes stop an army of cyborg dinosaurs. It's a two-part adventure, and is never mentioned again in the show.
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>>35093691 Well, mid-80s and 90s for me.
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>>35093391 I wish they made the "Raptors with Guns" script of Jurassic Park 4.
>[The main character] is put in charge of training these five dinosaurs, X1 through X5, and the first thing he does is name them. 'Any soldier worth his pay has a name to answer to, not a number,' he says. So we are introduced to Achilles, Hector, Perseus, Orestes, and Spartacus, each of them a specially created deinonychus, which is sort of like a miniature T-rex. They have super-sensitive smell and hearing, incredible strength and speed and pack-hunting instincts, and they have modified forelegs, lengthened and topped with more dextrous fingers, as well as dog DNA for increased obedience and human DNA so they can solve problems well. All of this is topped off with a drug-regulating implant that can dose them with adrenaline or serotonin as the situation demands." Anonymous
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>>35093672 J. Michael Straczynski would write 3 episodes just for the hell of it.
Boco !sCZ24qY6KY
>>35093822 I don't....that plot should only be used when all other options are exhausted.
And I don't recall seeing a city over-run with raptors, so thats goes up to bat first.
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If he were alive, Hammond could be voiced by Richard Kiley doing a Scottish accent. In reference to him voicing the jeeps' voiceover in the film.
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>>35093822 >as well as dog DNA for increased obedience and human DNA so they can solve problems well. Someone failed science class.
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>>35093822 This is starting to sound like that awful Resident Evil novel where they gave the zombies guns. (was it Caliban Cove? I think that was the name)
Jackie Smazz !!h+W0Cdgvd+H
>>35093886 >BioSyn steals Hammon's technology >Clones tons of smaller-sized dinosaurs "Every kid's gonna want their own pet dinosaur! We just tweak the DNA to make them more docile and less eat-childreny. We'll make millions!"
>Later "THEY'RE OVER RUNNING THE CITY! AND ALL THE CHILDREN! DEAD! HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED??!"
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>>35093672 The pilot episode: Everyone from the movies teams up to go to the island for no good reason, sets up camp. The evil poachers are introduced, and defeated, for now.
Episode 2: The original pilot episode is ignored, except for the villains. Now all the characters can turn into dinosaurs at will.
Episode 3: Tim feels left out and wants to do more to help. He gets in danger and the adults save him. He learns his place until the next episode.
Episode 3: Hammond says all T-Rex are evil. Tim finds a young one that seems friendly. Hammond wants to trap the T-Rex, but the poachers come, and the T-Rex saves them.
Episode 8: One of the characters is turned into a baby.
Episode 15: Alex feels that she's left out because she is a girl. Girl power episode.
Episode 24: The body switching episode. Creates fan service for years to come.
Jackie Smazz !!h+W0Cdgvd+H
>>35094063 Episode 17: Tim, Alex, and Dr. Grant get sent to the future where dinosaurs rule.
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>>35094035 Or they try to build another Park on the mainland, like in The Lost World.
The why isn't important.
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>>35094063 Episode 9: The team finds some ancient ruins, and unleash an evil imp, who uses magic to make life harder.
Episode 13: The team gets a new jeep to tie in with the toys.
Episode 16: Alex becomes a vampire. She decides she doesn't want to be one and is cured. The vampire creates vampire dinosaurs.
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Boco !sCZ24qY6KY
>>35094175 Episode 20: Half of the cast shrinks, must find a way to return to normal size.
Jackie Smazz !!h+W0Cdgvd+H
>>35094277 Would the episode feature prehistoric insects?
>The fourth picture on Google for "extinct insects" is women doing nude Yoga. Boco !sCZ24qY6KY
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>>35094350 Naturally.
And they're already pretty fucking big, so...
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>>35094175 Vampire dinosaurs, you say?
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>>35094277 Episode 21: Water adventure. 30% of the animation is them talking in the sub to save on animation costs. Finally they fight the Lock Ness Monster, but stop when they realize they're invading it's home.
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>>35094350 It damn well better.
>"At first, I simply extracted DNA from insects. Now, I'm cloning the insects themselves! Bugs that the world hasn't seen for billions of years, crawling again!" >"Wow! Are they dangerous?" >"Ho ho ho, not to anyone larger than a mouse!" Boco !sCZ24qY6KY
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>>35094379 And help save its baby.
For some reason almost every Loch Ness episode of a cartoon involves a baby Nessie.
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>>35094379 Tim angers the evil spirit and is cursed to turn into a tree unless the others can save him. It's important because you see no dinosaurs except the main cast, when they transform into them.
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Episode 23: The villains create a device that makes the team get stuck in their dinosaur forms... okay I can't think of anything to go with this. Someone finish this please.
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>>35094407 Later
>"We've shrunk!" >"We're smaller than a mouse!" >Insect attacks Anonymous
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Apparently another one of the plots for JP4 was the resurrection of the dinosaurs coming at the cost of unleashing ancient diseases that threatened humanity
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>>35094443 The team says that Rexy has it easy, being an enormous dinosaur. Then they get stuck in Dino form for an ENTIRE DAY while Hammond works on an antidote!
Bonus points if Rexy becomes human.
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>>35094443 The heroes must learn to use their dinosaur forms to track down the villains and destroy their machine.
CAPTAIN LETSGO! !8VYJWGD20Q
>>35092857 what. vid please
>>35093207 TRUMAN SHOW CARTOON? WHAT??
Those are two of my favorite movies, gosh I cant wait to have them ruined in my mind.
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>>35094476 >while Hammond works on an antidote He'd better be a dinosaur too.
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>>35094489 There was no Truman Show cartoon.
T'was a joke.
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>>35094507 Of course. How else would we get comedy in the episode?
He spends half the day trying to pick up a test tube without fingers.
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>>35094489 There is no Truman Show cartoon.
I have ruined your life. Enjoy it as best you can.
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>>35094489 Yeah, it was called Bolt. Though it was funnier because of how many Scientologist jokes you could get out of John Travolta discovering his life is a lie and that he doesn't really have super powers
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>>35094379 Episode 38: Tim is turned into a girl. It's just a rehash of plots from episode's 15 & 24. Alex hugs him and he learns to treat her better.
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>>35094559 Episode 39: A clip show.
The stagnation of the series kicks in.
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Also, the Neverending Story cartoon.
I actually would love to watch an faithful animated adaptation of the Neverending Story novel, as that book is really beautiful and a lot of the best parts are not in the movie.
>>35094528 oh. 'tis bittersweet.
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>>35094555 Bolt is suddenly so much better now. I better go re-watch it.
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>>35094582 That's when they start introducing all the new characters.
Like the brainiac Triceratops and the comic relief Pterodactyl.
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>>35094555 OHHH I love that movie. Both my and my lil bro have life-size Bolt stuffed animals. When I really can't sleep, I cuddle up with mine...
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>>35094582 Episode 55 is the series finale. Nothing gets resolved, and there is an environmental message.
Over the next decade, fan-boys plead the creators to give some sort of closure. The Jurassic Park movies get rebooted to more closely resemble the cartoon. A dark gritty series of comics is based off it. Michael Crichton rolls over in his grave.
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Episode 43: The cast is sucked into a movie. Episode 47: The cast is sucked into a fairy tale book.
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>>35094063 What about Malcolm?
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>>35094652 Ten years later a sequel series is created using one old character as a mentor.
And thats how you make a syndicated action show based on a movie, boys and girls.
Cut print, thats a wrap.
Anonymous
>>35094712 That covers pretty much all the bases. All we need now is some art.
Or a theme song.
Anonymous
>>35094678 Malcom is not a regular but a supporting character, and pops up once every 5 or 7 episodes. He gives the kids advice, but no episode ever focuses on him. He is known for driving jeeps fast.
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>>35094534 Hammond wasn't a scientist, he's the bumbling old mission control. Wu was the Scientist.
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>>35094678 Dr. Malcolm shouldn't be a regular, but periodic appearances.
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>>35094751 Due to story telling restrictions, Hammond now takes the place of the scientist.
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>>35094751 Don't forget Samuel L. Jackson as the non-evil tech guy. He becomes the token black guy with all the best catchphrases.
Hold onto yo butts! Boco !sCZ24qY6KY
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>>35094727 Slap some words onto the movie theme.
JURASS, JURASS, JURASSIC, ASSIC PARK!
A PARK THAT IS MADE TO BE LIKE THE JUR-ASSIC!
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>>35094794 The only reptile you're going to see is a pain-o-saurus
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>>35094794 We just ignore he was killed?
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>>35094764 >>35094737 He then goes on to star in the sequel series, Extreme Jurassic Park, along with the cast of the Lost world.
Except his daughter is never referred to as such.
CAPTAIN LETSGO! !8VYJWGD20Q
>>35094727 COME ON EVERYBODY,
LET'S GET JURASSIC!
JURASSIC PAAARK.
THE DINOSAURS WERE DEAD,
BUT NOW SCIENCE BROUGHT THEM BACK,
OH YOU'LL FIND THEM IN JURASSIC PARK,
ALONG WITH OUR JURASSIC PACK.
JURASSIC PAAARK...
GET JURASSIC!
that's all i have right now, sorry
Anonymous
>>35094839 Of course. All the best characters were killed. I want Muldoon in this show, damnit!
Also, Nedry as the bumbling henchman who transforms into one of those spitting lizards that killed him, only he's still fat and comical because of that.
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>>35094839 Turns out no one died in the movies, they were all just hiding!
Multiculturalism for the win!
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>>35094839 Of course! Everyone survived!
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>>35094879 That's true. We need Muldoon, And Nedry.
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>>35094879 The lawyer is Muldoon's sidekick, and they are the best characters on the show.
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>>35094961 The lawyer has to argue with Hammond regularly with overblown nonsense legalese.
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>>35094856 It's just a black guy singing that over an electric guitar 3 times, as the characters are all shown in clips from the unaired pilot. It then shows them turning into dinosaurs, and a jeep goes through an opening gate. The camera pans up and we see the Jurassic Park title-logo on top. The background fads until only the logo remains. Then the silhouette of the T-Rex becomes crappy 3d animation as it turns and bites the screen.
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I'm satisfied with the way this thread went.
Anonymous
>>35094999 Me too.
/co/ constantly surprises me with their creativity and makes me question humanity with the skepticism, all at the same time.
Anonymous
>>35094879 So, who are the bad guys? One big group they all belong to or a couple different sets of reoccurring villains?
Anonymous
I'm surprised they didn't make an Evil Dead/Army of Darkness Cartoon. I mean they made a Toxic Fucking Avenger Cartoon. Why not Evil Dead?
Anonymous
>>35094737 >>35094764 No way. The series would ignore the second movie (I'm figuring this series would come out around 1994), so, judging by the end of the first movie, Malcolm is crippled and in a wheelchair for the whole series, because diversity. He transforms into a saurolophus, but is still in a wheelchair when he does so.
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If this show got a DVD set I'd buy five copies and mail four of them to other /co/mrades.
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>>35095029 Sometimes /co/ can be just as creative as old /tg/
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>>35095043 They made a Swamp Thing Cartoon.
It was the SatAM Watchmen.
Only had 3 eps.
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>>35095043 Because we already agreed that The Amazing True Tales of Bruce Campbell is better.
We can have a few episodes adapting Evil Deead, if you like.
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>>35095069 Five or six, actually.
Aired as a miniseries.
Anonymous
>>35095048 What about the Raptor Mr. Pilkington?
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>>35095043 I would watch the hell out of that. Give it to the same team who made Men in Black TAS.
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>>35095096 He's doing odd Jobs in Venezuela. But Perhaps I said too much.
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>>35095042 The rival scientists and their mercenaries from the second movie. In response to the main characters getting transformed into dinosaurs, they try to transform dinosaurs into humans, but it just results in a few superintelligent dinosaurs. Two of them are just "intelligent," but still bumbling, while one is a Supergenius Raptor (think Chaptor), who is disappointed by his uneducated and uncouth minions. In their first appearance, they find Nedry, previously working for the rival scientists, and want to kill him (but they don't use the word "kill," of course) to send their creators a message, but he begs and pleads and instead they let him join them. He then acts as a spy, infiltrating the good guys, who take a full season to realize he's actually evil.
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>>35095042 The poacher would be the main enemy.
There'd also be an evil scientist or two.
A magical imp was mentioned.
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>>35095048 The saurolophus looked so silly.
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>>35095152 That opening kicked ass though.
Anonymous
>>35095136 That one hunter from the second movie, Roland, gets to be the obligatory "bad guy with a sense of honor who occasionally helps the heroes."
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>>35095152 >>35095111 Speaking of MIB:TAS, It was done by the same guys as Godzilla: TAS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQENCPSCVjg Boco !sCZ24qY6KY
>>35095204 His assistant Dieter is always put in a situation where it looks like he's gonna die, but shows up next episode perfectly fine.
The fact is lampshaded on several occasions.
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>>35095152 Wowie that was way more awesome than I remembered it being
should I bother checking the show out?
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>>35095167 Yeah, when I googled it, it looked much more silly than in The Land Before Time. I still contend that would be what Malcolm is, though.
And at the end of every episode, he lectures the kids on the lesson they learned today.
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>Jurassic Park >on my /co/ I... I love you guys. I really do.
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Street Sharks and/or Dinosaucers crossovers. Yay or Nay?
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>>35095422 Dinosaucers it the future of Jurassic Park.
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>>35095422 Oh come on, that's inevitable.
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>>35093575 ...I actually laughed. I can so see that line in a 90s cartoon.
Boco !sCZ24qY6KY
>>35095422 Dinosaucers AND Extreme Dinosaurs.
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>>35095255 Also, during the run up to the third movie they introduce the Spinosaurus into the show, and he's so big and bad and tough that the heroes and villains have to team up to beat him.
Anonymous
This thread is so accurate to early/mid 90's cartoons that it hurts.
Anonymous
>>35095495 The cartoon is so successful that 'Cadillacs and Dinosaurs' and 'Dinoriders' make a comeback.
Anonymous
>>35095561 Cadillacs and Dinosaurs had a show? I remember that awesome arcade beat 'em up but never knew it had a show.
Anonymous
>>35095600 It was a completely mundane and forgettable show.
But the concept was awesome for toys.
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>>35095520 I have memories of having watched this show as a child, that's how accurate this thread is.
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>>35095600 For an incredibly brief season in the twilight of CBS' Saturday morning era.
No one remembers it.
Anonymous
>>35095626 >completely mundane and forgettable show. How the fuck does that even happen with a title like Cadillacs and Dinosaurs? You have to actively TRY to make that concept boring.
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>>35095685 They watered it down so that 4 year olds could watch.
Back then 4 and up was the target for non-educational kids shows.
Today it's 8 and up, so the shows can be a bit more dramatic.
Anonymous
>Jurassic Park cartoon concept ...That was the stupidest but most awesome idea I've seen come from /co/.
Anonymous
>>35095769 I can already picture the crappy toy commercials in my head.
Anonymous
>>35095812 Jurassic Park had toys with crappy commercials.
Anonymous
>>35095845 But not one for the cartoon show.
Shows were the characters transform (transformers' style) into dinosaurs, with parts that break off in a week.
The special jeep that's never seen in the show, but always saves the day in the commercial, by shooting down a pile of cubes the villain is standing on.
The cyber dinosaurs that never made it into the show, but tested well with kids in marketing get their own toys.
You can just see it happening.
Anonymous
>>35095963 >Humans turning into dinosaurs Link?
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>>35095963 Several characters need backpacks that shoot nets.
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>>35096043 it's a reference to half the comments made in this thread.
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>>35096054 Without a doubt. Though in general there need to be utter nonsense accessories that never, ever show up in the show.
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>>35096054 I distinctly remember real Jurassic Park toys with net shooting backpacks.
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>featuring Frank Welker as the voice of every single dinosaur (except the important ones, who can talk because science).
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>This thread See? I told you they should have made a Jurassic Park cartoon.
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>>35096307 The talking dinosaurs are easily distinguishable because of their cartoonish appearance and ability to mimic human facial expressions.
There is no reason given for their different appearance when compared to dinosaurs of the same species that CAN'T talk. They did not look any different before they were science'd into speech.
Anonymous
>>35096498 After this thread, I don't know anymore. The cartoon described here seems so real. I'm sure it came out in 1994 and lasted for two seasons.
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>>35096545 I can see the animation so vividly in my head. Right down to the errors, such as voices coming out of the wrong character and occasional miscolors.
Jackie Smazz !!h+W0Cdgvd+H
>>35096545 Well, somebody'd better start a wiki.
I dare someone to either find a Jurassic Park wiki and edit it or go to the actual Wikipedia page and add the show. Anonymous
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>This thread You still got it /co/, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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man, in the 90's bieber would probably have had his cartoon, too.
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>>35096589 We need fake screenshots for that.