http://bustygirlcomics.com/ For you /co/. Problems that only busty girls have.
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I can totally relate.
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Better than that webcomic about hipsters and womyn who don't shave.
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... As much as I hate to say it all of these things are so damn true. They just make me want to hang my head and cry right now.
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>>35819692 This is also true, especially right before one's period when walking down stairs too quickly without a bra on can hurt like hell.
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There is truth in this thread.
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>>35819701 This is my fetish
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Well, fair enough. Most of the blog seems to be for advice anyway. Though it you show this to /r9k/ I'm sure they'll go spiralling into a rage.
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So hard being a woman these days
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>>35819746 >Girls? Having problems? But they have sex on demand! Anonymous
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>>35819741 dumb bitch, that's what you get for improper table etiquette. Your water should be placed just off the tip of your knife which should be placed on the right side of your plate
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>>35819779 Oh /r9k/, u so fannhy.
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I wish I had bust problems
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God the most mundane things give me boners at the moment.
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>>35819746 I think someone should show them
I would like to see their reactions
Bet it would be funny
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>>35819795 You got 99 problems but your bust ain't one.
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TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: In this particular case "busty" translates to "fat".
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>>35819773 Good to know someone else thinks it's bullshit.
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Next time I fap to a girl with big tits, I will have a bit of consideration for her.
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>>35819818 OP here. I take on this mission.
Will create thread on /r9k/ and report back shortly. Wish me luck.
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>>35819802 True, but "Busty Girl Minor Inconveniences" doesn't really have the same ring to it, sadly
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>>35819848 WAIT! ITS TOO DANGEROUS
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>That day you wash your bra wrong and your underwire snaps while you're at work.
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Any female here to conforme some of these?
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>That feel when your young, hot aunt with the spectacular knockers gets reduction surgery. I KNOW THEY'RE TROUBLESOME, BUT HOW COULD SHE DO THAT
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>>35819904 All of them are true and all of them suck soooo hard. Fuck not being able to wear button up shirts!
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Busty penis problems: When you get an erection and your penis slips through the slit in your underwear
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>>35819746 >>35819848 Well they'll either get mad or go all
>that feel when no boobs and start masturbating while crying.
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>>35819892 >That day when the rusty metal underwire tears through the fabric and stabs you in the titty and you get blood all over your white shirt Yayyyy tetanus!
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Oh god I'm looking at the facebook page and the girls that have liked it and commented All fat ugly cows
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Guys, I'm gonna take a couple of these to /rk9/ link in a minute
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>>35819939 OP alread went there. I saw the thread when I was stalking him
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>see cute shirt >too tight around chest >larger size doesn't fit right either small breasted girls chuck ur privelege
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>>35819935 Believe it or not, fat girls tend to be pretty busty.
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>>35819935 Really must suck having all the giant tit problems, and none of the perks.
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It is done /co/mrades. Let us compare reactions shall we?>>/r9k/210843
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>>35819923 busty penis problems: when sitting down to take a deuce, that dread it'll take a dip
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oh fuck off, you literally made a comic about your fucking tits, but you don't want guys looking at them?
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>>35819923 Busty penis upside: When you get an erection and your penis slips through the slit in your underwear, and the hole in your jeans pocket.
And then the wife wants your keys while you're carrying bags of shopping.
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>>35819659 I started dating one of my old girlfriends because she had big tits and always carried a messenger bag like that.
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>>35819962 >missing the point Anonymous
Girls I feel your pain, and I'mma let you finish but I tell you rocking a sudden boner or morning wood is so much more embarrassing. I mean your breasts are just there, so there's no questions asked like you're up to something. But when the locals see a pitched tent they know the natives are out. Kind of hard to cover up.
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>>35819966 What did her anus smell like?
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>>35819962 Ya missing the joke, bud
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>>35819904 I can understand most of these, but holy fuck did this artist get huge breasts yesterday? nobody is this clumsy.
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>>35819981 >Getting a erection in public you will get through puberty soon its cool dude
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>>35819904 Hmm, I'm not super busty, but:
>>35819659 >>35819692 >>35819757 >>35819773 Are all true for me.
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>>35819960 They're just being confuse on how the female body works
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How about these problems: - Cannot wear sexy lightweight negligee. - Harder to remove underwire bra in the heat of passion. - Guys cannot fondle nipples through thick bra during foreplay. But many busty girls don't have those problems, because: - Many busty girls are fat as fuck and no guy wants to fuck that!
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>>35819981 >Hung Boy Problems. >Fall asleep in history class >Gym day >Raging boner pitching a damn circus tent >Half asleep, don't realize why the cute, 5-foot history teacher is stifling her giggles. Anonymous
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>>35819981 That's true, nobody notices you getting wet while boners can draw attention.
Also masturbation is a lot less messy,
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guys don't you hate it when you have to release your morning piss and it's super dark and yellow and smelly and you have a morning wood so you're like trying to manuever your erect cock and it's spraying amber hell all over the toilet bowl
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This is the most 'First world problems' thing I've ever seen.
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>>35820013 Actually plenty of guys still occasionally get spontaneous erections past puberty, as anything that sets blood rushing into the penis will cause it to enlarge!
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>>35819949 I know that fucking feel. No cute clothes for me ever.
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>>35820048 There are busty girls in third world countries.
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>>35820057 Thank you for reminding me of a certain french girl I met in germany once.
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>>35819923 >>35819961 Big Dick Problems: When you try to 12 O' Clock the Big Ben, but then your underwear slips down to the base of your shaft like a guillotine around your balls and the fireman's pole is rubbing raw against your pants and belt every step so you want to reach down and fix it, but you don't want to look like you're trying to jack off in public so you have to sort of just crab walk forwards until you get to a bathroom.
Son of a bitch.
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Try having a pube tangled on your dick and getting violently pulled by a surprise boner. YOU WOMEN DON´T KNOW TRUE SUFFERING
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>>35820048 >Being Forced to Marry Against Your Will Problems Anonymous
>>35820043 >it's super dark and yellow and smelly Drink more water dude.
Sounds like you're dehydrated.
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Busty gal here. I think most of these comics aren't' supposed to be taken too seriously, some of these things do happen, but it's not as extreme as the comics make it to be. It's just a bit of over dramatization for the sake of comedy, the comics are cute and all and do have some points, but it's not like they're actual articles on the minor inconveniences of large breasts.
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>>35820045 I know that feel.
>Walking to class >Hot girl sees me, says "WAssup?" >Accidentally pop a boner, lands in her face and knocks her out cold >Have to explain to police why this girl is unconscious >Have to pay her medical bills Anonymous
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All of my yes.
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>>35820048 First world problems are still problems.
We don't have to feel awful for finding day-to-day shit troublesome just because a kid in Africa can't eat.
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>>35819928 Tetanus doesn't really come from rust, it's from contamination by dirt, which is usually co-present with 95% of the sharp rusty metal you're likely to find.
Just a bit of reassurance, because this sounds distressingly like a personal account.
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>>35820076 It's my morning piss, I can't drink while sleeping, ding dong. I'd drown!
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>>35820085 But it's not problems. It's downsides to what is an aggregate plus. It's like saying my Ferrari is too small for my shopping.
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>>35820095 This has happened at least once to every single woman who wears an underwire bra. It's inevitable.
Eventually, you go to adjust yourself and your wire snaps. Naturally, it will happen while you're at work and can't change bras. Eventually, that broke wire will work its way out of the bra and start stabbing you in the tit. Your options are to either suffer all day, or pull the wire out of both cups and deal with saggy tits for the rest of the day.
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busty penis problems: when you get a phantom erection and your foreskin pulls back but it's still soft enough to hang down with your leg and the glans rubs violently WITH EVERY MOVE.
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The other week a kid called into the radio station i listen to, to enter a contest to see who had the worst story to share. His was one day he was getting dressed in a rush and managed to put on some pants with a clothes hanger in them, and the metal tore his ball sack open.
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>>35820067 Oh god I don't ever want to feel that again
the horror THE HORROR
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>>35820119 >Drink water before bed >Problem solved Dark piss usually means you are dehydrated. The other option is kidney failure.
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>>35820122 You can switch your Ferrari for a different car though,
And I have no idea why you're getting upset over this, it's just a "I know that feel" comic, it's saying these problems are worse than starving African children or anything, chill out.
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If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you hon, I've got 99 problems but a bust ain't one.
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I actually really don't like having tits, even though I don't have the massive melons these girls do. Not even a butch dyke or anything. I wish I could get them removed entirely. They get sweaty and sore and in the way, and I haven't been able to wear a form fitting button down blouse properly since I was 15. I can't be the only one who just wants them gone completely, if just for the convenience.
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Hung Boy Problems>Getting pantsed by the basketball court >Attackers recoil in awe >Everything goes quiet instantly, save for one scream >Couple people faint
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>>35820149 >it's not saying Anonymous
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>sitting at class >erection appears >table has a metal frame under it >penis hits itself against it >hurts the rest of the day
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>>35820149 I know, I'm not saying to string the author up. I just think there are more important things you could complain about is all.
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>>35820143 Then I wake up in the middle of the night having to piss, dude. I do my morning pee then drink my MORNING WATER. If you seriously don't know how morning piss works then you must have something wrong with your body.
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GET A BREAST REDUCTION YOU STUPID WHORES
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>>35820149 I guess it's one of those tumblr folks who think you can't have problems if you're not a disabled transgendered PoC living in a cardboard box.
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>>35820174 These are like rage comics, sure the author could complain about something else than stepping on a lego, but they're not meant for that.
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Jesus christ having a dick must be so awkward. I never realized.
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>>35820182 >GET A BREAST REDUCTION Anonymous
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>>35820182 go back to /adv/
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These are adorable.
>>35819960 My god, it's full of manbabies.
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>>35820182 if you're too tall why not just cut off your feet?
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Dick-owners, how do you pee with an erection? Can you even do it?
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>get erection >can't sleep belly down on my bed anymore >erections happen when i'm cold or sleepy or any random factor because my body needs access to oxygenated blood and likes to use my penis to keep it like a breathing tank. >walking with morning wood >knocking shit down around the house and hurting myself constantly
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>>35820176 Different anon here. You're right, every other dude on the planet has some sort of problem cause they don't piss toast colored in the morning.
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>>35820176 A) Drink more water all day
B) Your bladder is tiny if you can't hold it all night past the age of 8.
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>>35820158 I kinda know that feel, I'm just not that fond of my breasts. They're not particularly big but still big enough to make it hard to find nicely fitting clothes, and they indeed get in the way and get sweaty and sore. Not that I want breast cancer, but if I were to get it and had to get my breasts removed, I doubt I would get fake ones.
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>>35820219 Being tall is a gift that comes with inconvenience.
So are large boobies.
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>>35820229 Erections aren't completely rigid. You still get some sort of aim, just hurts like fuck.
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>>35820043 Ah yes. The Ol' Python Wrangler Down Under Blunder.
In "Dark Yellow Swamp" it's twice as bad, especially when you live with someone else and have to clean it up yourself before they wake up.
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>>35820219 ...is there a way, surgically, to become shorter? Now I'm all curious.
In Russia, girls who want to be taller break their legs, and then wear special braces for months to encourage the bone to grow longer. Six months of pain for three inches of height.
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>>35820229 Yes but I have to sit down on the toilet and try to wedge my dick under the seat
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>>35820229 You kind of bend it down if it's morning wood.
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>>35820229 Not really no. It can't work like that. Just imagine a dude banging you and having to go to the bathroom real bad. Then, juts as he's about to finish the job he messes it up and instead of semen you're filled with piss.
Its a muscular thing, erections block the urinary trackt.
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>>35819949 >Not fat but have large breasts >Loose clothes make me look fat >Can never dress like a cute hipster chick Kinda sucks I guess?
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>>35820229 It hurts to bend it down.
The REALLY dumb thing is how we can't piss after cumming.
Or rather that we can, but then we risk going sterile by leaking acidic urine into our lads.
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>That feel when you're getting older and you no longer get the kind of morning woof that forces you to hunch over your toilet to pee I kind of miss it.
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>>35820229 doesn't hurt that much. it burns at worst.
the thing i dislike the most about hard-pissing is that your sights aren't "zeroed". the beam could go left, right, straight down, or even divide itself because the urethra isn't a straight conduct when erected.
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>>35820245 I know it doesn't suddenly transform into stone, I was just wondering if the pee is blocked from the duct until you come.
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>>35820260 >In Russia, girls who want to be taller break their legs, and then wear special braces for months to encourage the bone to grow longer. Six months of pain for three inches of height. Finnfag here, I have a short friend who was offered the same treatment but didn't go for it.
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>>35820281 I remember reading that pissing after ejaculating is good for the prostate.
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>>35820297 It is, kind of.
We can pee with an erection, but not when we're close to ejactulation.
And usually we have to wait an hour afterwards otherwise we get urine in our balls that burns like hell.
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>>35820238 I do have a small bladder because unlike you weird guys I'm not a camel who just stores fucking fluid and holds my piss in for 12 hours just so I don't have yellow pee. You guys are fucking weirdos.
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>>35820313 I'm pretty sure the "can't pee after ejaculation" thing is an old little troll meme.
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>>35820229 It's very difficult. It usually involves standing a fair distance away from the toilet, then moving closer. Trying to do with an erection is like trying to get water to flow from a bent hose.
It's easier to just wait it out for 1-2 minutes, then pee.
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>>35820297 it doesn't. he just never pushed it enough.
it's like watering the yard while someone is stepping on the hose.
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>>35820229 Check the pee scene in "Me, myself and Irene" from Jim Carrey.
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Hey girls (and guys, if you think this applies to you), I got a weird question. I noticed if I don't or can't masturbate (because of a room mate situation or what not) I get wicked bad UTIs and a condition that has not been officially diagnosed but I like to call 'desert sandpaper vagina'. Do any of you have to masturbate just to stay healthy?
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>>35820321 >holds my piss in for 12 hours just so I don't have yellow pee What. If you hold it in longer that would make it even MORE yellow. Don't you understand how density works?
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>Meanwhile in /r9k/ "ITT: Hambeast problems"
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>>35820358 How long not masturbating are we talking here? Sometimes I go over a week without it and feel fine.
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hey have you ever tried peeing from outside the bathroom? you do it with a semi-erection and then lean back until you can get a decent arc and slowly back away correcting the trajectory until you're making a huge rainbow of piss starting from the corridor and ending in the bowl. i call it "artillery call".
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>>35820377 >a week without cumming Women are freaks.
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>>35820370 OP here. Posted all the pics on that thread an now I'm sitting back. I think some robots have infiltrated this thread. And vice-versa.
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>>35820321 Why are you sleeping for 12 hours? 6-8 hours is plenty of sleep.
You don't have to be a 'camel' to not have to wake up in the middle of the night to piss. Normal people sleep all night without having to get up and piss, even if they drink something an hour before bed.
Dark piss = dehydrated. Staying dehydrated is shitty for your health.
We just want you to be healthy, bro. Drink more water.
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>>35820377 Two or three days.
I also had a lot of pelvic floor issues as a kid growing up, so that probably has something to do with it.
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>>35820358 I have no idea, I'd have to stop masturbating to find out, and I don't really feel like doing that.
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>mfw my erection doesn't curve up, but instead angles down under the weight of itself I've thought there was something wrong with mine since I was 14. I don't have as many problems as you other guys when it comes to taking a piss while erect, though. That shit still hurts, but I don't necessarily have to bend mine downwards. And before you even ask, roughly 7.5 inches.
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Oh god this is my life
>>35820057 ESPECIALLY this one.
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>>35820412 Mine goes leftwards.
7.5 inches? That's pretty big, dude. You might need to get penis reduction surgery.
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>>35820358 >>35820377 I don't even remember the last time I masturbated and I don't recall ever having a problem like that.
I generally don't masturbate a lot, mostly because...well, I don't know if I just suck or if there's something wrong with me, but it just doesn't feel particularly good no matter what I try.
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>>35820405 >I have no idea, I'd have to stop masturbating to find out, and I don't really feel like doing that. Oh, I like you.
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>mfw I've been on this board for six or so months and I didn't realize I was talking to so many women
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>>35820445 /co/ is full of women and homosexuals
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>>35820430 >penis reduction surgery SUPER AGGRO CRAG !!7x7KzlxQrrH
>>35820445 it's not that women are a huge part of /co/, it's that they tend to congregate to certain threads which make it APPEAR there's tons of woman.
Make a "Draw yourself" or "Talk about your signifiicant other" thread and watch the girls flood in.
Or a thread about Nightwing's ass.
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>>35820445 Don't get too excited. Law of averages says at least a few of them are men pretending to be ladies.
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>>35820445 /co/ is very mixed gendered.
Aw yeeeeah .
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>>35820436 Try looking at porn while you're doing it, I don't know why women needed porn to be aroused isn't advertised more.
When you get wet, you'll have no problems.
if 3D porn doesn't cut it, try /d/ Anonymous
>>35820445 /co/'s dirty secret is it's infested with females. Every once in awhile we'll have a thread about periods or something and the truth comes out.
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>>35820445 Yeah, don't listen to all the people fresh off the Encyclopedia Dramatica boat screaming RULE WHATEVER NO WOMEN ON THE INTERNET LOLOLOL RULES 1N2 DUN BREAK'M YA HEARD
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>>35820430 Why would you even suggest that?
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>>35820470 Those are just the threads where one's gender becomes apparent, not the threads all the girls flood to.
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>>35820483 Man, we fucking LOVE talking about our periods.
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>>35820480 >try /d/ I like you.
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>>35820445 That's because they're good female anons, who don't go flaunting their gender like attention whores.
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>>35820507 To /cgl/ with you, Heathen!
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If any femanon is up for a meeting in which I can look into your large bust problems and you can look into my well hung problems, I'm game.
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>>35820430 Mine goes right. Does this make us enemies or soul mates?
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>>35820496 I was being facetious. I was making fun of all the girlanons who say "fucking landwhale get a breast reduction" whenever someone has tits bigger then them on /cgl/.
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>>35820412 Here again
Are there any penis-strengthening exercises that I can do to make mine less lazy?
This is seriously a big issue for me.
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Why is it that girls can talk all openly about their tits and ass and whatnot, but if a guy mentions his dick it's "FUCKING GROSS EWWWWW." I see status updates on Twitter/Facebook/etc. all the time like these comics: "ughhhhhhh my boobs are so huge, such a difficult thing to deal with! ._." or "I don't think this bra looks good on me... thoughts? *posts picture* 20,000 likes"
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>>35820470 I never go to those threads, I think you just think they have more females than the others because people tell you if they're male or female in them.
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>>35820538 Maybe take a blood thinner? To increase circulation?
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>>35820543 Same reason they can grab each other's tits and make out without being gay. Double standards.
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>>35820543 Women are generally more open and talkative.
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>>35820543 Those are not comparable.
Call me when a girl is posting a status about her vagina.
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>>35820543 Your annoyance might be valid if you always saw on twitter "Ugh, my vagina is so dry today, it look horrible" or some such silliness. You guys can talk about your ass and pecs all you want.
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>>35820574 oh boy. you've not been around for long.
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ITT: IM A GIRL AND I HAVE HUGE BREAST SO I CAN RELATEdont hit on me silly boys!
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>>35820543 Guys can talk about their farts and piss, but if a girl mentions her period or lets one rip, she's an evil hell demon.
Both genders freak out about the functions of the other.
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I'm a dude who goes to the gym and and works out hardcore. My pecs are as large as a busty girl's fun bags. Where's my sympathy comic?
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>>35820538 >>35820412 What you do is: Get erect. Tense your dick to make it go upwards. Train like that in the same fashion you'd train pushups. Does it start staying straight-ish? You could put a towel on that sucker. Once it stays up even with the towel, something heavier.
Saw it on some show, once. Lesson for life, that is.
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>>35820564 Just the other day, I was thinking about the merits of having a small penis (easier to hide awkward erections etc) and how no one ever talks about them, so I assumed that was a stupid thing to think, but I guess this thread confirms some of it.
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>>35820601 Keep telling yourself that.
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>>35820543 Because in a male dominated society both genders have been exposed to the hyper-sexualization of the female body and hence it's more appropriate for the female body to be a topic of conversation.
Much like why girls kissing girls is more commonly seen in parties than guys kissing guys, and why girls can openly oggle men and mention it in conversation.
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>>35820601 >thread about busty girl issues >girls confirm >ATTENTION WHORES!!!!! Anonymous
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>>35820609 I'm adding that to my workout routine.
Would you say daily, 3 or 2 times a week?
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>>35820612 Are...are you actually retarded or are you simply trolling?
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>>35820625 >>35820616 >>35820611 >oh shit she noticed, what do i do?...oh i know, il call her name, tht laways works! Anonymous
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>>35820601 ITT:
IM A GUY AND I HAVE A HUGE COCK I MIGHT HAVE TO GET A PENIS REDUCTION LOL
dont hit on me silly girls! Anonymous
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>>35820608 1)draw it yourself
2)
>My pecs are as large as a busty girl's fun bags.
Pics or it didn't happen
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>>35820601 >NO GIRLS ALLOWED Anonymous
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>>35820625 >calling someone a virgin on 4chan Oh god, my sides.jpg
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>this thread I love you /co/. No homo.
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>>35820543 Probably because tits aren't genitals.
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A friend of mine said that he had to go to a surgery once because he accidentally knotted his cord
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>>35820685 We call each other neckbeards and faggots
We hate ourselves
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>>35820609 Alright, between this and the Kegel things, I think I'm set to try and fix my lazy penis.
Though it appears I have been inadvertently been doing Kegel exercises for a long time now, which according to the reading I've done, explains why it gets so much stiffer than what I see in porn.
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>>35820699 Then why do they get censored
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>>35820699 Not that guy, but if I went on Facebook and said I had a tight ass, I'd get called a homosexual.
And a liar, but that's beside the point.
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>>35820727 because fun is bad.
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>>35820727 Is my middle finger a genital?
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>This week on /co/! >/co/ and the human population of the earth meet once again! HILARIOUS hi-jinx ensue! >Yakkety Sax theme Srsly guys. Some people have tits. It happens. Relax.
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>>35820685 Stop projecting.
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These are silly and cute. I like them.
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>>35820760 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
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>>35820727 because think of the children!!!
which is funny because their purpose is for children
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>>35820751 YOU CAN STICK IN SOMEONE, CAN'T YOU?
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>>35820767 I don't get your point
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>>35820767 I don't think anyone is taking this seriously.
In fact, for a weekend thread mentioning tits, it's pretty darn good.
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WOE IS ME FOR HAVING THIS LARGE BOUNTIFUL BOSOM OH WOE OH WOE
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>>35820767 There are maybe two people being neckbeard-ish in this thread.
It's a pretty fine thread is what I'm saying.
Anonymous
>I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and dosen't die
Anonymous
>>35820699 Tits are considered genitals in most western countries because they are sexually responsive.
Breasts swell when aroused and post orgasm. Most women also get aroused when their breasts are fondled or suckled.
If your mom breast fed you, there are good odds she felt so horny while little baby you was nursing. She may have even orgasmed mid nursing.
Just let that thought sink in for a while.
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>>35820636 I do seem to recall it being done once a day or so. Haven't really tried it myself, so just go for once a day at first and if there's any problems from it slow down?
Anonymous
So the shitposting normalfags without any sense of humour are women? This solves EVERYTHING!
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>>35820860 You're making me uncomfortable/hott, anon
Anonymous
I'd trade my dick for tits. Dicks are annoying. The whole package is one of the most obnoxious organs there is, really.
Anonymous
Busty Girls are usually extremely dumb. Very easy to lure into bed and then dump.
Anonymous
>mfw I'm 34A >mfw girls with awesome boobs are always complaining about them Yeah, well, fuck you too.
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>>35820856 It's not bleeding as if from a wound.
It's the shedding of the uterine lining, which is blood filled, but not a gaping, gushing hole.
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>>35820703 >knotted his cord You mean the testicle cord being twisted? That happens to me. I really should go see a doctor about that...
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Nothing is ever a problem unless you set it in your mind that it is one. You musn't be ashamed of what you have, you were given it for a reason.
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>Person makes innocent comic about common nuisances that large breasted women have >/co/ is angry because they aren't tackling real issues like human trafficking or poverty >/co/ is secretly envious
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>>35820902 The guy in your pic probably wouldn't agree with you.
Anonymous
No, really. How does it feel having a period? Bleeding and the other stuff? I feel proud of my superior body
Anonymous
>>35820893 >blaming women for your shitty sense of humor. Anonymous
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These problems are all cute and moe, sorry to be a weeaboo.
Anonymous
>>35820902 If I could be a lesbian instead of a man, I would. But I'd wear the pants in the relationship.
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>>35820699 The anus isn't considered part of the genitals either. Your point 's supposition is flawed.
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hey girls have you ever been hit in the crotch?
Anonymous
>>35820961 He said humour. He automatically knows more about it than your shitty humor.
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One side of my glans gets huge during erection while the other side only gets a little bigger. Never noticed until I looked in the mirror. I guess it's like when you flip a drawing horizontally and realize all the faces look like quasimodo Also, I hate riding on the bus and getting hard so that it crawls down the side of my leg past my pocket. I have to sit at the back now.
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>>35820057 She doesn't even look busty.
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MEANWHILE, IN /r9k/:>I'd also like to see >>fat arse girl problems >>no waist girl problems >>bingo wings girl problems >>multiple chin girl problems >>bad breath girl problems >>diabetes girl problems >>fungus infection girl problems >>can't use a toilet girl problems >All solved by not being a greedy, disgusting, lazy bitch. Stop eating. Gotta love it.
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>>35820983 because he's a britfag?
poppycocks.
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i have an exceptionally busty friend, and i make an effort to reference this as often as possible
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>>35820983 That means he's failing at being funny despite being British.
That's even worse.
Anonymous
>>35820959 Varies from girl to girl.
Sometimes its just inconvenient bloodiness, other times it's 3 days of horrible gut pains, bloating, constant hunger and 2 days of brown sludge leaking out of you.
Most sit somewhere in the middle. A day or two of cramps, a bit of bloating and headaches, and inconvenient bleeding.
Anonymous
/co/ is full of women and /soc/ is full of men talking to men who pretend to be women
Anonymous
>you will never know this feel
Anonymous
>>35820959 It's not much of a nuisance for me.
I bleed like a beast for two/three days and my orgasms are better.
Some girls have it bad though.
Anonymous
>>35820973 Pants suck. Nothing quite like slowly suffocating and steaming with your groin own body heat every fucking day of your life.
Anonymous
>>35821039 ...
Well hey, at least a lot of us go bald and our kindey stones are worse.
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>>35821084 As a Scotsman, I can tell you that pants are inferior.
Anonymous
>>35821066 I hate being a fat man and actually knowing that feel
Anonymous
>>35821047 Although I think the influx of women has contributed to the increase /co/'s shitposting (tumblr and shipping threads etc) I'd rather have them than the bitches on /cgl/ and /r9k/ Anonymous
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Girls inconvenienced by their chests... totally my fetish
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>>35820959 Annoying and inconvenient as fuck. Also disgusting.
Anonymous
Long penis problems: you can't hide your erection in your waistband like you did when you were a young teen because it just pushes above your shirt. Sports. You can't go all out on the much hotter petite women. Long penis problems.
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>>35821076 Do you drink caffeine? I hear girls do better with it if they don't drink caffeine a week before.
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Simplistic drawings that are still cute are my fettish
Anonymous
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>>35821120 >influx I've been here since 2008 and there's always been plenty of women here.
There used to be more gay and beefcake threads than now even.
Anonymous
Problems for you, ladies. Fap material for me.
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>That feel when your dick has somehow lost some feeling in the underside I have no fucking clue how this happened but it is VERY WORRYING
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>>35821160 Back to /r9k/ with you.
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>>35821115 Fatty Fat Fatty Anonymous
>>35821154 Also, try jogging with an erection, the rubbing starts to really hurt.
Also hurts like hell when the cat lands on you.
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>>35821199 >hurts like hell when the cat lands on you. Anonymous
>>35821199 How do you guys ride a bike without accidentally sitting on your balls all the time?
Anonymous
>>35821174 wonder if women feel aroused by random boners in awkward situation.
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>>35821169 That anon almost had it. The problem isn't women, though.
It's tumblr women.
Anonymous
>>35821120 It feels weird knowing that probably half of HSG is women
I...I make dick jokes there, man. I can't bring up dicks to a woman!
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I want to see this comic posted on /cgl/. Jellyness and DRAMA ensue.
Anonymous
>>35821215 they don't protrude from your anus
Anonymous
These are almost as fappable as those Muslim girl comics from Deviantart.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>35821215 The balls are placed in such a way that we don't sit on them unless we basically make an effort to.
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>>35820057 >being hot to every single member of the opposite sex no matter what you do what a pain it must be.
Anonymous
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>>35821215 look, there's a part of your crotch behind the balls(the fake vagina they draw on futanaris but without the slit). the balls simply move aside for that.
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>>35821230 Why not? Dicks are funny to all genders.
Anonymous
>>35821199 >try jogging with an erection /fit/-guy getting aroused by training, or a kid still getting erections in gym class?
Anonymous
>>35821199 My cat refuses to sleep anywhere but on top of me. I used to think declawing was cruel and disgusting, but if that little bitch keeps jumping on my lap, claws first....
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>>35821066 HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Anonymous
>>35821239 >>35821264 But lets say you rise slightly from your seat while driving, then sit back, but the wind resistance has moved them on your sit.
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>>35821215 Don't jump on the bike, they'll sit up on the seat. You just have to be careful not to hit them with your thighs when peddling.
Anonymous
>>35821230 >I can't bring up dicks to a woman! That's what SHE said!
Anonymous
>The day when you realized women also get hurt if hit on the crotch That poor girl took a blow from her saddle that would've demolished a man's nethers. What a trooper.
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>>35821230 But we make dick jokes all the time with my friends, female and male alike.
That's not weird, anon.
Anonymous
>>35821302 Honestly, my relationship with my cat has only improved since getting him declawed. As long as you play with them and take them outside on a leash or in a fenced in area they can't jump out of, or you have a second cat to take out all their energy on he won't even care.
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>>35821295 blood flow from jogging. Cute girl starts jogging near me. Make it about 50 yards then have to slow down due to friction. She probably thinks I'm out of shape.
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>>35821215 >That feel when learning to ride a unicycle is a nut-grinding ordeal that makes you not want to practice... Anonymous
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>>35821361 >My wife's horny all the time, so I hired a male prostitute so she'll leave me alone Anonymous
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>>35821314 Hey, you can't do that! Only guys can do that!
Iii'm gonna get youuu...
Anonymous
>>35821302 >>35821199 Speaking of cats
>that feel when a cat kneads your breast Anonymous
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i have no problem with my cat anymore. remember that>cum on cat, she hiss at penis pic?
Anonymous
>>35821396 >That feel when a cat stands on your breast and won't move Anonymous
>>35821317 Why wouldn't you assume that? It's just like getting hit anywhere else, only it's 1000x more delicate and sensitive.
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>>35820919 >Busty Girls are usually extremely dumb. Wrong! Women with large hips and tits have been scientifically proven to be smarter on average than thin women.
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>>35821433 My cat always stands on that pressure point right below the shoulder with his back paws on my breast...the fucker.
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>>35819659 FUCKING WATER ERODIN' OUR LANDS AND SHIT
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>>35821396 >>35821433 >Women complaining about having a pussy What's new.
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>>35821396 >>35821433 >>35821199 Cats, the enemy of genitalia everywhere.
Anonymous
Well Hung Issues Testicles prevent most ways of sitting. Having to wear tight-whites with your swimming trunks because you know the netting won't be enough. Hovering to poop or you get the tip wet (in a bad way.) A full erection noticeably impacts your ability to think... if you can ever get a full erection.
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>>35821433 >that feel when your cat steals the last breast out of the bucket at hides it somewhere Anonymous
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>>35821396 oh dear god that is the WORST feeling.
And they never seem to get the message either so you have to just boot them off.
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>>35821451 Because "getting hit on the cunt" are not played for laughs nearly as much as "getting hit on the nuts", especially on television.
Anonymous
>>35821482 >A full erection noticeably impacts your ability to think... if you can ever get a full erection. That last one must suck.
Anonymous
"LOL I AM ALSO LE GIRL AND HAVE LE BEWB PROBLEMS! LOOK AT ME, I'LL PRETEND TO BE HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH THE OTHER LE WIMMEN SO LE MEN CAN LE GIVE ME LE ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Big dick problems:>That awkward few years in school when everything gives you a boner and you spend all your time with your hands in your pockets to hopefully hide it but you secretly know nothing ever quite will >Having to wear baggy shirts or hoodies to cover the bulge >"Who wants to do this math problem-- Anon?" (Brain: Boner mode engage)
Anonymous
>>35821541 That should be true with all dudes
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>>35821482 >get the tip wet never happened to me. it does touch the cold, cold ceramic all the time. fuck that.
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>>35821482 Jeez, this sounds horrible.
Anonymous
>people complaining about cats jumping on genitals Try having a medium-sized dog who wants to lick people in the face and always slams into you with his front paws at dick-height.
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>>35821482 I can relate to the middle two.
Last one is true for anything with a penis, though.
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>>35821550 somebody is mad
Anonymous
>>35821587 Because the blood runs there from your brain.
You know the stereotype that Men can't think straight around beautiful women? There is a reason for that.
Ladies, if a guy is having a full in depth conversation with you. It's a sign he's becoming immune to your charms.
Anonymous
small dick problems>guns are too expensive
Anonymous
>>35821550 I'm sorry for excluding you, we'll talk about small dick problems next.
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>>35821653 Same with Vipers and Monster Trucks. ;_;
>>35821587 Personally, I can usually keep it from interfering with my thoughts.
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>>35821653 >implying you need a small dick to like guns i just buy smaller guns though. i'm pretty short since i'm hispanic.
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>>35821653 small dicks have more advantages than people give them credit for.
If a women doesn't get as much pleasure from one, that's her problem.
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>>35821550 >over 300 posts If this is one woman pretending, then she's autistic as fuck and has earned her place on /co/.
Anonymous
>>35821646 When I get a boner from thinking about stopping time and fondling everyone, my fault though, I can't stop thinking about how to hide my boner and different sitting positions that hide my boner from all the people who might look at my pants
Anonymous
>>35821680 probably have great self control. Or a really small one.
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>>35821675 It's honestly kind of dickish to use small dick or virgin as an insult for a man.
I mean do you think it's OK to insult a woman for having small tits or being a "slut"?
Next time just call him a fuckhead or something.
Tomo the Canadian /co/mrade !TOMOXeus5M
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>mfw my roommate has H-cup breasts, and so many of these problems apply to her
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>>35821736 >only fondling You're a gent.
Anonymous
Grower not shower master race.
Anonymous
>>35821766 I never really got that. Is that really a thing, where there's a significant difference? Guess I haven't handled enough dicks in my life.
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>>35821766 I can relate to this. I feel as if the first girl I have sex with will be like "OH LAWDY, LOL" when they see it, but once they recognize its full potential that "OH LAWDY" will be said in a quite different tone.
Anonymous
>early bloomer >P.E. is hell >LOL ANON YOUR BOOBS, YOU'RE WEARING A BRA OMG ;_;
Anonymous
>>35821792 yeah.
see, in showers, you only have a noticeable increase in Girth. in growers, it literally grows.
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>>35821792 I don't think that's a question guys can answer better than girls.
My expansion rate's a little over 200% for a 7-inch total, dunno about the rest.
Anonymous
>>35821792 Not sure what you are asking, but there's a different. Some dudes have a semi-large penis when it's just hanging there flaccid, and when they get an erection all it really does is stiffen up and maybe get an inch bigger. Other guys, like that person, start off much smaller but when erect end up gaining a few more inches, wider width, etc. (hence GROWER not SHOWER).
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>>35821825 >being a girl >not having delicious 5th grader loli tits I would have loved you in grade school
Tomo the Canadian /co/mrade !TOMOXeus5M
>>35821792 limp dicks, depending on the temperature outside, can drop to an inch or less, while the average length of an american penis is 5.5 inches.
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>>35821873 >but there's a different Difference, rather.
Anonymous
>>35821792 I can fix that.
Anonymous
>thread started off about tits >now 2 outta 3 posts are about dicks wow, when people said you guys were fags, i just thought they were saying 'oh look at these fools' didn't know they actually meant faggots stay on the titty topic please
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>>35821825 *was, fuck I meant was
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>>35821792 My dick goes from being like 4 inches flaccid to about 7 when erect, believe it or not.
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>>35821895 You seem like a bit of a dick.
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>>35821832 >>35821873 I .... what? I never heard of this. I could've swore every guy was relatively small when completely flaccid.
>>35821888 That's what I thought. I don't think it's really a "real" thing.
Anonymous
>>35821888 that's half an inch longer than Japan's average.
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>>35821921 >that's half an inch longer than Japan's average height. FTFY.
Anonymous
>>35821896 most of these are women quizing us about our junk.
and i'm okay with that since there are no instances to actually make expositions about your genitals to the oposite genders in real life situations.
Anonymous
>>35821896 Men have the right to discuss about penises you silly woman. It's not always about you!
Anonymous
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>>35821896 >average /co/ poster Anonymous
>>35821939 >there are no instances to actually make expositions about your genitals to the opposite genders in real life situations. This is why I love 4chan. You learn the most interesting things you'd likely never know otherwise.
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>>35821941 >person wants to talk about tits >must be a girl yeah okay
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>Big boy problems Don't really have problems. Because of the size of my body my nine incher looks average/in proportion. Feels...okay man.
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>>35821896 Go to /cgl/ or /r9k/ then, /co/ is mostly male bro.
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>>35819802 >lower back pain >not a problem Anonymous
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>>35821967 Ya, stupid puritan founders. My country never has fun discussions.
Anonymous
>>35821941 >seriously implying im a woman dude, no. i love tits, i love large tits, probably to a point that's a little unhealthy. this thread has opened my eyes a little to the lives that busty women have, but fuck it.
Work out your back, find a few custom bras and shirts, and yes, let that woman motorboat you. Your tits are something to behold, show them with pride.
Tomo the Canadian /co/mrade !TOMOXeus5M
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>>35821896 topics change, bro.
if people were asking boob questions im sure they'd answer.
my roommate and I have already had a lot of conversations about this kind of stuff, so I'm just answering questions
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I chuckled at a couple of them, but now I'm just marvelling at how many they came/are coming up with. Even if a couple are re-dressing the same problem in a different tube top.
Anonymous
>>35821958 I see, thanks for helping me learn about dicks /co/. Here I thought all men were growers.
Anonymous
>>35821154 >You can't go all out on the much hotter petite women. You can't go all out on pretty much all women. IRL Vagias aren't pocket dimensions after all.
Anonymous
>Big breast and dick problems I don't know which bathroom to go into.
Anonymous
Well-Hung Physically Fit And Attractive Wealthy Young First World Male Problems
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>>35822050 wait, are you saying that PORN LIES?!
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>>35821896 >girls can talk about girl problems with other girls and it's fine >guys can't talk about guy problems with other guys because LOLFAGGYGAYFAGMCQUEERMUFFIN Awesome logic. Guys rarely get a chance to talk to others who share the same problems, get advice, etc. And while this isn't /co/ related, neither is a lot of what was posted in this thread save for the comic stripes.
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>>35822055 fat people bathroom.
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>>35822045 I thought the flaccid penis size depends on external temp, you shrivel up in the cold and flop out in the warm
Tomo the Canadian /co/mrade !TOMOXeus5M
>>35821154 fun fact: the average depth of a vagina isn't much deeper than 6 inches, so regardless of your length, you wont get much deeper than that without causing both parties pain, since, unlike what porn comics tell you, penetrating the cervix is neither pleasant nor possible in most circumstances.
>>35821747 Good self control. Also I'm fat so maybe I just feel the blood loss less.
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>>35822055 >big breast and dick problems people constantly speculate about your gender so much it basically gets you revived in a new game
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>>35822026 Getting back problems is only a question of time anyway.
It just comes to well-endowed women and people who sit hunched over a desk all day earlier.
Best start working out to prevent that anyway, no matter how big your breasts are.
Anonymous
The auther/artist of the comics. Would you /co/?
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>>35822050 >DMing a game of D&D >Human player is trying to fuck a halfling player >She says to stop that, it's hurting her >Uses a bag of holding as a condom >Happens regularly >Years later, the latent magic of the bag of holding awakens his sperm as a semen golem >Player unexpectedly takes control of it as his familiar That was a fun game.
Anonymous
>>35822109 Actually, being fat can cause some problems there.
If you get in shape, you'll notice it go out more.
I lost 40 pounds, and an happier and more active for it.
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>>35820067 AUGH
THE PAINFUL MEMORIES!
Anonymous
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>>35822160 I'd say she's more fat than busty.
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>>35822160 Nice try, but that's one of her followers, posting a tshirt she bought off the artist.
Try again.
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>>35822172 I'm not interested in having a relationship anyway.
Anonymous
>>35822160 >Tattoo No. Nonononononononononononono.
No.
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>>35822160 Eh. If she wasn't awful to talk with.
Anonymous
>>35822160 Absolutely, as long as she has good taste in movies
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>>35822160 her tits are maybe bigger than average
but goddamn i thought she was hefting some serious weight
....well...she is, but not in the tits
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>>35822160 Not sure who that is, but she's not too fat.
It would come down to personality.
Anonymous
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>>35822160 Not going to lie, the double chin is a huge turn off.
If she had the same interests as me, and was very nice, maybe.
Who am I kidding, the answer is no. My rule: The girl has to be at least as fit as me.
Anonymous
>>35822210 I once met a girl with type-1 diabetes who had her emergency contact info tattooed onto her wrist. She was actually really nice.
They aren't categorically awful.
Anonymous
>>35820057 This. I had to wear suits to work once... but a safety pin solves the problem.
>>35819709 >>35819773 >>35819659 These too. If you're not fat try to buy clothes that accentuate your hourglass figure. Stay away from cute and hipster stuff.
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>>35822160 only if she gets rid of the neck.
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>>35822160 She's bordering on fat and chubby
so yes, yes I would
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>>35822160 Not the artist. That's a follower. 0/10
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>>35822160 Body - YES
Face - nope
Anonymous
>>35822071 >Well-Hung Physically Fit And Attractive Wealthy Young First World Male Problems >all those hot girls wanting to fuck you >most of them don't appreciate you as a person, they just want you because of your money and/or status, and/or to brag to their girlfriends about fucking you >many girls want to marry you just to divorce you later and get some of your fortune THAT FEEL, BRO
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>>35822284 I'd actually rate that above any other problem posted in this thread.
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The only way blood loss to the brain from an erection would affect your mental capacity is if you had a really small brain or a really huge penis. Now, dopamine, testosterone, and psychological conditioning on the other hand...
Tomo the Canadian /co/mrade !TOMOXeus5M
so /co/, maybe it's a little archaic, and feel free to ignore it if you dont want to answer, but.... how big/hung are you? 6.5" here
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>>35822255 >Three stars and a moon I wasn't saying all tattoos. But ones that are so small that they're pointless, and are just bullshit like this so it's like someone held a gun to their head and forced them to have a tattoo just turns me off.
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>>35822324 Pretty damn hung.
Anonymous
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>>35820197 >Being_a_man_in_a_nutshell.png Anonymous
>>35822263 >tits/ass/hourglasses in suits ...Fuck, that's my fetish. So much.
Well one of two, but the other moves a bit beyond realism so I won't inject it into this thread. Anonymous
>>35822324 I swore off dick-measuring threads 6 years ago, bro.
Anonymous
>>35822324 titty fanatic here
8.5"
this is the internet so i can't/wont prove it, but im black so...yeah
Anonymous
>>35822391 That's not a man in a nutshell. This is a man in a nutshell.
/v/icious_/co/mbo
>>35822430 A common misconception. Blacks aren't especially large; the largest are Swedish men.
Anonymous
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>>35822430 That picture looks photoshopped.
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>>35822324 6.5 with a 5.5 circumference at full arousal
Embarrassingly small otherwise
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>wearing jeans >sit down >oh man it looks like i'm pitching a tent I know nobody's staring at my crotch 24/7 (hurr), but fuck that noise. It's embarrassing.
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>>35822465 yeah well all i know is that im hung
dont give a fuck about anyone else's junk
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>>35822465 Must be all those penis enlargement pumps.
Tomo the Canadian /co/mrade !TOMOXeus5M
>>35820197 guys get used to having a dick, the same as women get used to breasts. my roommate has H-cup breasts, but she's told me she'd never get a reduction, despite the problems they present.
>>35822412 fair enough.
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Hung guy problems: You can't cockslap chicks for fear of bruising Huge balls? Your taint's saltier than the sea and smells it. And of course: Cervix poking.
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>>35822502 Tell her she's a saint and has our full moral support.
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>>35822448 You got me. You can't hear it but I'm slowclapping right now.
Anonymous
THIS FEEL I KNOW IT OH GOD THE VEIN, THE FUCKING VEIN
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>>35822479 Fuck you, yes I do.
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>>35822544 Protip : that's hot.
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>>35822544 MOTHERFUCKER
I thought I was the only one
>>35822502 Would you say they are too big? Give an honest opinion.
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>>35822544 You have no idea how attractive that vein is to me. I don't even know if it counts as a fetish but Jesus.
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>>35820392 Sleep times vary. I myself need at least 10 hours or I can't focus throughout the rest of the day.
Anonymous
oh hey I didn't know I was on /soc/
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Busty dick problems You roll over on your erect mantower while sleeping Girl kicks your german sausage because she thinks theres a snake in your pants The neighborhood kids are always asking to play jumprope You are asked to use your throbbing manmeat to hold up a collapsing ceiling while the women and children escape
Anonymous
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>>35822430 With all due respect...
Anonymous
This is not even humor ? Girls really have this kind of problem ?
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>>35822544 I LOVE veiny tits.
Tomo the Canadian /co/mrade !TOMOXeus5M
>>35822572 to be completely honest? I've hung around with her so long I hardly notice anymore.
hell, I didnt even realize she had such huge breasts until she commented on a song we were listening to.
but yeah, they're fucking huge.
Anonymous
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>>35819961 >>35820412 I'm not alone anymore
Anonymous
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>>35822627 And the parrot was dead. Something just be the plain truth doesn't make it not funny.
>>35822641 So you don't think they're too big, too unsightly or unpleasant?
Anonymous
>>35822544 this is EASILY the best sign of a big titty
hell its like the trademark of a big tit
Chun Li's Spinning Bird Kick !NdXsekXuGQ
>>35822108 >fine I'll talk about dicks 8" here, and I've had no complaints from pounding the shit out of their pussies. You're just perpetuating a myth created by shrimp-dicks.
Tomo the Canadian /co/mrade !TOMOXeus5M
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>>35822672 nah, they look great......then again, with the way they sagged until recently(she's been wearing too small bras as long as I've known her) they dont really look that big in most clothes.
she recently finally got fitted for a proper bra, and holy fuck does it actually make her actually look huge.
Anonymous
reminder: penises all have a brown seam-thing on their underside
Anonymous
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Small dick here Never have any problems.;_;
Anonymous
>>35820610 >Small penis perks: >Erections are easier to hide >Girls are more likely to do anal >Dick doesn't flop around obscenely when you run/jog/walk-faster-than-a-snail >Enemy combatants have a harder time using the dick-punch maneuver Anonymous
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>>35820412 Only problem with my dick is that it goes at an angle of zero with my body in erection (i don't know if someone understand what i mean). It is impossible for me to fuck a girl if i already are in erection
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>35822708 7.5 here, I've had complaints that it was too tight to the point of being quite painful before. It's not a myth, you just been banging loose women.
Anonymous
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>>35822754 Who the hell hits a guy in the dick? Seriously, you just don't do that.
Anonymous
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>>35822600 You're not. Read that thread.
Or maybe you got lost? I can direct you back to /hm/ if you like.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>35822403 That's nice, but I needed to look respectable... Aah, that would be Busty Girl Problem #984: Always looking like a slut.
Chun Li's Spinning Bird Kick !NdXsekXuGQ
>>35822789 But I was talking about depth. Tightness is a whole other ball park, you gotta lube that shit up bro.
Anonymous
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>>35822754 Dick punching is a terrible move.
You use your knee, otherwise you're asking to get your head kicked in.
Anonymous
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>>35822801 Oh boy, here we go.
Anonymous
dudes, nobody cares about the size of your penis really, are you that boring
Anonymous
>>35822693 And stretch marks. Don't forget the stretch marks.
Anonymous
Just a reminder that with deft hands, a tongue, and all the gold in Casterly Rock you too don't have to have a large or even average penis.>Captcha: msmime tatah
Anonymous
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>>35822819 Was, believe me. It was a size thing. It gets easier over time with the same woman though. If it's been a while since she's had sex, she'll be able to handle much less size.
Anonymous
This thread is now about men lying about their penis size.
Anonymous
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>>35822831 Obviously, yes.
Anonymous
>>35822849 I like how you completely avoid the 'being a halfway decent person' and go straight for the 10/10 WOULD BANG angle.
actually no i don't sorry for implying i did Anonymous
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>>35822862 I thought the same thing
Anonymous
>>35822849 Knowing how to give a good oral is more important that your dick size.
Anonymous
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>>35821088 There was a guy in my high school Sociology class who was in the early-mid stages of male pattern baldness at the ripe old age of 18. Fucker looked like he was in his 30's.
Tomo the Canadian /co/mrade !TOMOXeus5M
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>>35822849 or you can practice, become good at foreplay AND have at least an average size dick regardless, the cheesy line actually is true-it's not the size, it's how you use it.
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>>35822877 You do know that women aren't attracted to nice guys right?
Anonymous
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>>35822862 >lying and using imperial because no one in the world will understand it Anonymous
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6.5 inches here. You know whats funny? If you burn some time around Omegle, which I have on occasion, and mention sizes like this (or ever larger ones for bullshitting), you'll always get back a response like:>lolol so tiny, I/my older brother/etc have/have been with 9 inch dicks
Anonymous
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>>35822887 >Making out with the Predator Anonymous
>>35822843 mmmm
so delicious, i love it
>>35822862 >implying Anonymous
>>35820921 >mfw I'm 34E >mfw girls with awesome, small boobs are always complaining about them Yeah, well, fuck you too.
Anonymous
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Busty penis problems Getting dizzy before getting fully erect
Anonymous
>>35822849 Yeah. I'm talented enough with my tongue to make the biggest lesbos on the planet go temp bi.
But I enjoy having a massive dick and knowing how to use it well.
Chun Li's Spinning Bird Kick !NdXsekXuGQ
>>35822754 The few times people have tried to punch me in the groin, my wang has absorbed the blow. Which was great news for my balls. I could hit my dick with a fucking hammer, but a calm breeze to the balls and I'm crying in pain.
Anonymous
>>35822887 It is. Because after a few inches size means nothing. I think it was 4 inches? Any Bio or Sexology people here to confirm? However greater width changes things though.
Anonymous
>>35822917 so is that big or small ? I don't get this number/letter thing
Tomo the Canadian /co/mrade !TOMOXeus5M
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>>35822934 lucky you, my dick is sensitive as hell.
>>35822929 Do you not understand how women work? Their sexuality is always very fluid. Women aren't "gay" or "straight." They can fuck anyone.
Anonymous
God damn it people, use Metric like civilized people.
Anonymous
ITT: Women pretending to be well-hung men
Tomo the Canadian /co/mrade !TOMOXeus5M
>>35822952 you're in the wrong thread, bro.
Anonymous
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>>35821304 Then you fall over sideways in agony.
Chun Li's Spinning Bird Kick !NdXsekXuGQ
>>35822948 A is small. C is decent sized. E is huge.
>>35822948 As it goes down letters it gets bigger.
>>35822970 How?
Anonymous
>>35822990 Where do the numbers come in, though?
Tomo the Canadian /co/mrade !TOMOXeus5M
Anonymous
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>>35822947 I heard that too. Something about the majority of the nerves being between the opening and a few inches in and that after that the amount is greatly decreased
Anonymous
>>35822961 Ssshh. No one must know. I have a 20 inch dick myself, how about your boys? Ahahah.
Anonymous
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>>35822948 The number shows you how fat the person is. 34 is nice.
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>>35823006 As it goes on in numbers, that means larger.
Anonymous
>>35823006 The circumference around their chest just under the boob.
Tomo the Canadian /co/mrade !TOMOXeus5M
>>35823006 letters are cup size, numbers are strap length.
>>35822996 ignorance vs. civil discussion
Anonymous
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Not sure how this turned into a penis thread.. I thought about making some dumbshit like this to throw on tumblr. I find it funny they bothered with a webpage.>Can't figure out why page keeps scrolling. >Boobs on keyboard.
Anonymous
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>>35823043 Aaah, thanks for clearing that up.
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>>35823047 Ignorance, dear? I'm offended.
Anonymous
38 DD and 4'11, I'm pretty thankful my back hasn't started hurting yet.
I gotta say, I can relate to this one the most
>>35819659 (weebs love messenger bags for some reason)I really don't think these comics are TOO horrible. If the majority of them concentrated on "OMG DON'T LOOK AT MY CHEST PERVERTED BAKA", then I think we would have a problem. Dumb sluts should just wear T-shirts. You'll get mistaken for being a fat ass though.
Anonymous
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So no one have a pic with all the size of boobs possible like they did for all the kind of vagina ?
Anonymous
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>>35821619 BEEN THERE
>"Hrm, aha! There's an open spot on master's lap where I can stand with all my weight on one foot!" >"Why is he screaming?" Anonymous
busty penis problems even if you're telling the truth people think you're bullshitting .
Anonymous
>>35822324 7" when erect, 4.5" circumference.
Grower not a shower though, so when it's limp it's only about three inches.
Anonymous
>>35820681 >>35819740 Suspenders on girls, best article of clothing or best article of clothing?
Anonymous
>>35823096 more like dykest article of clothing
Anonymous
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>>35821680 Then you are the messiah
Anonymous
>>35823089 i know that feel bro
Anonymous
>>35820045 >MFW I've bumped into a really short girl who went up to my crotch Praise be to babbie Jesus that I didn't have a boner.
Anonymous
Thanks for the post Op. I got way too many friends that will relate/get a kick out of this.
Anonymous
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>>35823112 Depends. Is a strap-on an article of clothing?
Anonymous
I don't really mind men looking at my tits, but I can never be sure if they like it or are horrified. That feel.
Anonymous
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>>35823092 Same for me, except 5.5'' circumference. And girl I'm with better wait and not run out when they see it flaccid.
Anonymous
>>35823132 Sure thing bro. Or sis.
Anonymous
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>>35823028 Sadly, I've been cursed with only a 13" cock
It's so humiliating going to the locker room with all those other guys having their dicks scraping against the ground and mine goes just above my knee. I wear swim trunks I'm so embarrassed.
Anonymous
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>>35823132 Same, I just hope my girlfriend has an open mind when she finally gets online today and I remember the name of the comic.
Anonymous
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>>35823125 Is that a scar on her cheek?
Anonymous
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>>35822952 Uh huh.
As long as the pussy is tight and she looks good and isn't a gross ho, I don't care.
It just so happens that lesbians tend to be none of the above.
Eh, whatever.
Anonymous
>>35823146 Men always love tits no matter the circumstance.
>Oh my god, a giant demon mistresss is killing everyone! But just look at those tits! Anonymous
This thread reminds be back when I worked on Chacha. Every other question was about Dicks. Whale dicks. Which race has bigger/ smaller dicks. Biggest recorded human dick.
>>35823199 You can go fuck yourself, buddy.
Anonymous
>>35823130 I dated a girl once who was just over a foot shorter than me. It never worked out; felt like a pedo.
Shut up, I know it's stupid.
>>35823223 Galactic truth: NOBODY CARES really. Just male insecurity?
Anonymous
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>>35823223 >Biggest recorded human dick. Dick Van Dyke is pretty tall.
Anonymous
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>>35823199 "Have you stumbled upon that Demon Queen, yet? I hear she's quite the beauty...as far as Maidens of Anguish go, that is."
Anonymous
>>35823233 Huh? What did I do?
Anonymous
>>35823070 Holy SHIT, are you a gnome?
A sexy, sexy gnome?
Anonymous
>>35823237 Ever seen a 4'9" girl with Ds? Shit's weird.
Anonymous
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>>35823233 Yeah, I agree, ass is superior.
>>35823275 I find this claim annoying and untrue.
Anonymous
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okay im gonna say this and roll I love tits. They, to me, are the greatest thing on the planet. I love big breasts. They may not be comfortable with the women who wield them, but I like saying that it's the difference between a rapier and a great sword. a rapier is smaller and faster, but it doesn't have much power. some simple armor is enough to be immune to a rapier's thrust a great sword is heavy and slow, but it has the power. people stop in their goddamn tracks when a woman with an impressive rack walks past. there is power through strength, fear and love, but tits are on their own level. You can get a lot of people to do what you want with no real effort, THAT is power. Wield that power with pride, and take care of your great sword. Do what you have to do in order to increase your comfort and don't be ashamed of knocking over cups when leaning in. That is simply your power manifesting itself in the world.
Anonymous
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>>35823199 But I don't always look like a giant demon mistress.
I always think I spilled ketchup or something.
Anonymous
>>35823237 >felt like a pedo. Whats the problem there?
Anonymous
>>35822904 Goddamn, how did she make that work? Most chubby girls tend to get folds, fanny packs, etc.
She genuinely looks like she's 4 months pregnant, and that's a thing of beauty
Anonymous
they are certainly funny, but damn, why do they look like preschooler's doodles? It kills my boner...
Anonymous
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>>35823286 Yeah? Well fuck you then.
Take a joke asshole.
Anonymous
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>>35823278 Haw. She wasn't that well-endowed. Sounds kind of Nice Guy-ish when I say I don't care, you know.
I'm 5'10, for clarity's sake. I do go for girls shorter than me, but as I said. Pedo-feels :(
Anonymous
A question for busty women Have you ever sucked your own titties? it's for science
Anonymous
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>>35823303 >how did she make that work Compression from the swimsuit, I'd guess. Like how, with the right body type, a guy can make European-style brief swimwear really work.
it actually works well with smaller guys, shhh Anonymous
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>>35823318 Fool. That apparent innocence to them only makes MY penis harder.
Anonymous
>>35822717 That reminds me:
First time I saw mine I assumed I was made in a factory.
>Little kid logic Anonymous
>>35823278 If by weird you mean fucking hot.
All they need now is a little muscle tone.
Anonymous
Dick problem: Having a large dick and a girlfriend who wants it almost every night. Then, splitting up while you figure out your depression and start taking zoloft, gain more confidence and happiness than you ever thought you had. Then as a side-effect becoming even hornier than normal 24/7 and not having anything but your hand.> Then find out she told pretty much all of her friends back in high school how big I am and they want the dick, but they were all weaboos and I'm too much of a bleeding heart for a one-night stand
Anonymous
>>35823385 >Having a large dick and a girlfriend who wants it almost every night. OH WHAT A BIG PROBLEM BRO. DAMN.
Anonymous
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>>35822831 But we care.
Male psychology is built upon a top-down hierarchy.
We have to have something to compare to each other so that we can form said hierarchy.
Anonymous
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>>35823346 I've known some that lick them, not enough stretch to suck though.
Anonymous
>>35823418 Did you even read the rest?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>35823154 >sis Sometimes I'll tell them that I wished I had huge tits like theirs.
>tfw Anonymous
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>>35823457 I did. Your made up bullshit is stupid.
Anonymous
>>35823070 >>35823277 >>35823278 >>35823300 >>35823377 hearing posts like these gives me so much information on how the opposite sex thinks of women with this proportions. I always assumed men thought short girls with HUGE boobs were gross.
Anonymous
>>35823303 Because she's not that fat? She's probably pretty tall.
>>35823278 Legally a dwarf.
>>35823237 It is stupid. Height difference is my fetish.
Anonymous
>>35823504 As long as the bitch ain't fat and looking at her won't melt my eyes it's all good, yo.
Anonymous
>>35823504 >huge boobs >gross you dont know us very well, do you
Anonymous
>>35823504 You have to remember, though, that /co/ is just a SFW /d/.
Any assumptions made from posts in this thread are heavily skewed.
Anonymous
>Tall girl fetish >You're too tall to pretty much ever meet girls as tall as you, let alone taller. At least I also have a short girl fetish.
Anonymous
>>35823504 What? No! They are by far the best. At least for me.
Having a shorter girl makes it easier to cuddle with and also big boobs make her soft everywhere (because they take up almost everything).
Anonymous
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>>35823550 whoa
her face is tiny
Anonymous
>>35823346 Yes I did. I constantly tried while they were still growing and then some day they were big enough so I could reach the nipples. But I have to bend the boob in a weird and uncomfortable angle. It's not very sexy.
Tomo the Canadian /co/mrade !TOMOXeus5M
>>35823346 I asked my roommate, she said she CAN suck them, but she cant while fapping, because the position is too awkward,
Anonymous
>>35823561 Dude, I think you just have a girl fetish.
Anonymous
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>>35823523 That's weird, man. That is weird.
I'm a guy who likes shorter girls and even I think that's a creepy size difference.
Anonymous
>>35823567 How does it feel though?
Anonymous
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>>35823504 >I always assumed men thought short girls with HUGE boobs were gross. Are you serious?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>35823577 >while fapping Whoa. FYI, the word for girls is "shlicking". Fapping is for dicks.
Anonymous
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>>35823561 >6'4" >Every girl on the planet is shorter than you Goddamn, I hate sexual dimorphism
Anonymous
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>>35823578 That too, but the girl being very tall or very short is a strong bonus.
>Tasia&Dave.avi Anonymous
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>>35823599 Has no one ever sucked your nipples? Nice, wet and a bit ticklish, but uncomfortable.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>35823552 Amen to that.
But seriously I love stocky girls.
Tomo the Canadian /co/mrade !TOMOXeus5M
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>>35823623 but that's such a stupid word.
I also dont use the word lesbian.
Anonymous
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>>35823632 >Wearing skinny jeans at all Anonymous
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>>35823504 Nope.
Same widths + shorter height = more pronounced curves.
Anonymous
>>35823552 I thought /tg/ was the SWF /d/
Anonymous
>>35823642 I'd say /v/ is worksafe /d/, since you guys are too much into furries and lolis and not enough into dickgirls.
But then again the idea that /v/ is worksafe is laughable.
Anonymous
>>35823531 >>35823550 >>35823552 >>35823562 I've been wearing frumpy/baggy clothes almost my entire life because of my assumptions. It's pretty hard to find fitted clothes without people thinking you're trying to show your chest off. It's either baggy clothes that make you look fat, or fitted clothes that show ALL your assets. It's very hard to find an in between for clothing.
Anonymous
>>35823677 It was until modstorm. Now it's just angry grognards.
Anonymous
>>35823677 /co/ is /tg/ beta version.
If you spend enough time in /tg/, you realise they've gone beyond pornography in only three dimensions.
Anonymous
>>35823632 How do you even skinny-ize skinny jeans, anyway? I've been told I have the legs for them, but eh. Spoilered because /fa/
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>>35823677 /tg/ died years ago.
Tomo the Canadian /co/mrade !TOMOXeus5M
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>>35823727 you buy the clothes tighter.
or wear women's jeans.
Anonymous
>>35823715 >>35823703 >>35823696 >>35823677 So basically, everyone's secretly a /d/eviant.
Anonymous
>>35823744 Aside from the hordes of middle schoolers that have been invading recently, yes.
Anonymous
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>>35823701 Don't be ashamed, girl. It's okay to show off some of that bust.
Anonymous
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>>35823767 There's a reason the best threads have porn in them.
Anonymous
>>35823701 why do you think midna took off so well?
she was short, yet stocky, pronounced bottom, thighs and hips.
shits hot yo
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>35823818 Don't forget the implied beastiality.
Anonymous
>>35823818 No doubt.
Ah the memories of Midna's ass bouncing on Wolf Link's back when he ran.
Tomo the Canadian /co/mrade !TOMOXeus5M
Anonymous
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>>35823872 Dat grunt when you take off running.
Anonymous
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>>35823872 >RUN >STOP >RUN >STOP >RUN >STOP >RUN >STOP Anonymous
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>>35823872 oh god oh god oh god oh god
Anonymous
Well this seems like the best place to ask>Browsing, gaming, doing what the fuck ever >SUDDENLY, >get the hardest boner you've ever had >That shit won't go down for anything >No time to fap >Sit there and hope for it to die Bonus>Go to fap >Raging boner starts to go flaccid Fucking penises Does this happen to anybody else it annoys the living hell out of me
Anonymous
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>>35823930 Are you still in puberty? If so, that'll happen less often as you get older.
Anonymous
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>>35823930 I completed the last level of Super Mario Bros. 3 with one hand because I suddenly had a boner and had to get rid of it.
Anonymous
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>>35823930 every so often the brain's like 'hey i've not talked to that guy in aaaages, what's up man' just out of the blue
and the boner's like 'YO MAN WHAT'S UP, JUST GONNA HANG AROUND FOR A WHILE'
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>35823373 >>35822717 The fuck are you fuckers talking about? Only "brown seam" I've ever seen are those shitstains on circumscribed men.
Anonymous
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>>35824028 >Cracked I read it, too. Anonymous
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>>35824045 >>35822717 >>35823373 It's less noticeable on the dick, but any region going from the scrotum to the ass is pretty noticeable
Anonymous
>>35824045 Study a lot of men's penises huh?
Anonymous
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>>35824028 >that article >not bullshit pick one
Anonymous
>>35824164 >implying pornos don't love to focus on the penis Starts with a hot girl in a hot outfit, ends up with her stripped in 30 seconds and a closeup of the guy's ass pumping away, before a closeup of the guy jerking it for 30 minutes before coming on her face.
Anonymous
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>>35824237 >Ever straying away from solo/lesbian porn Nope.
Anonymous
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>>35824237 >Not fapping to futa Anonymous
>>35824237 one of the reason I stopped watching real porn
the obsession with close ups on penis was too much
Anonymous
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>>35824028 Tries hard, and probably written with good intentions, but comes off scarily similar to 'bitch why you gotta make me hit you'.
Anonymous
>>35824317 >hasn't descovered the thrills offered by ultraporn >2012 Anonymous
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>>35824349 I'm not a clever man
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>35819659 dirty muslims etchey you just have to wear it. I have to -draw it- because the media has warped me into drawing
swords on bandoliers, drawn from the shoulder no matter how realistic that is
Anonymous
>>35824397 >not squinting like a motherfucker Anonymous
>>35824237 Luckily for me I haven't reached the point where I need hardcore porn.
Men and women hugging HNNG.
Anonymous
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>>35824526 >not spoilering Anonymous
Anonymous
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>ball problems http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Varicocele I have it on both sides. I have to wear super tight boxers to stop them from unraveling, which means my penis is smooshed against my stomach 24/7.
I may be infertile, and definitely didn't get enough testosterone during puberty. My joints are all partially dislocated and I have no sex drive. I don't even masturbate since I have no urges to do so.
Anonymous
is it true that some girls get horny as fuck during periods?
Anonymous
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>>35824904 Probably. I mean, I get a boner just looking at blood.
Anonymous
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>>35824028 That entire article was retarded bullshit. You picked the worst thing you could to present your opinion.
It even failed to be funny which is the ultimate failure of a comedy article.
Tomo the Canadian /co/mrade !TOMOXeus5M
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>>35824904 it's all about hormones.
Anonymous
>>35824028 Man, this article is so deeply flawed.
I mean...
>implying Republicans called that judge woman "ugly" because they all think about sex all the time, and not because they just wanted to hit her where it hurts >implying women take rejection more calmly than men >implying most men think about sex with every single woman they meet, and continue to think about sex with her all the time to the point of needing to "control their urges" >implying men only hate women for denying them things, and that no man has ever hated their dad, their male teachers, male cops, male bosses, male politicians etc. for that same thing This guy is either white-knighting, or just retarded.
Anonymous
>>35825376 The article is by some lonely dumbfuck geek who has a pathetically tenuous grasp of what makes the average male tick.
Anonymous
>>35825376 Most people think about sex or intimacy on first contact with a member of the opposite sex. Men judge whether they would get on it, women decide whether a man would make an ideal boyfriend within a few seconds. It's common and probably hardwired into us.
But if people let that initial snap judgement control their behavior then they're probably the type of person that will claim they have aspergers to avoid any social responsibility
Act like a retard or a stalker? Not my fault! I'm just special that way!
That or they're the type of person that argues women can't be in the military because men will always drop what they're doing to carry the women off to safety.
Anonymous
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>>35825863 I don't remember writing that article.
Anonymous
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>>35825376 I wouldn't call that white knighting.
Anonymous
>>35825951 >That or they're the type of person that argues women can't be in the military because men will always drop what they're doing to carry the women off to safety. They would. Women would too. We're wired to protect women.
Anonymous
>>35826197 I don't know about you, but I'm wired to protect me. Beyond that anything goes.
Anonymous
>>35826238 Individuals differ, of course. But we don't have sayings like "Women and children first." for no reason.
Caring for other people isn't a weakness unless it means you're going to put yourself in danger to help them. Most people are more than likely to do that if it's a woman.
Anonymous
>>35826238 This.
If you don't drop everything to protect yourself, you shouldn't have any problem with women.
And all good soldiers are trained to disregard that.
Anonymous
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>>35826363 The women and children first thing isn't about people caring more for women, it's because your average women and children are a)more likely to die b) have a bigger role in human reproduction.
It's a disaster rule, not an emotional response.
Anonymous
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>>35826380 Like that instance of 4 (I think?) men being killed by a sniper because they kept filing out to try to save each other. Tried to find the link but goddamn internet thinks sniper means TF2 porn and gameplay videos.
Anonymous
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Should be one about women who have abnormal periods.
Anonymous
>>35826363 You do realize that the 'Women and Children' first thing is sexist as fuck, right? Not only is it equating adult females on the same level of children and presenting them as helpless. It is also implying that females are more important than males, and thus worth saving, while no one should give a shit about a man.
Anonymous
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>>35826808 >Not only is it equating adult females on the same level of children and presenting them as helpless. No it's not you over-sensitive retard. If I say "I like blowjobs and eating bananas" it doesn't mean I jizz buckets looking at a greengrocers.