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!!9DB4HjTVG3V No.35904852 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Alright /co/. It's time. You've been given super powers. You have to assume an alter ego, and choose a side. What do you do with your power? Bonus points for creativity.

Steps:
1. Go to http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random twice.
2. Those are your superpowers. Deal with it.
3. Come up with an alter ego. Lazers and metal body? Lazor Cannon it is.
4. Say what you would do with the powers.

I'll go first.

Psuedo-Precognition and Bestowal Event.

I'd use my knowledge of the future to give powers to people who could change it for the better. I think that "Ducis" sounds nice. Part of the latin term Dox Ducis, which means guide, or leader.