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DANCE PARTY

!!78OlG4aHJqS No.36009427 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
IF YOU FAAAAALLL FOR MEEEEE
I'M NOT EAAASYYYY TO PLEAASEEE
I MIGHT TEAAAAR YOU APAAART
TOLD YOU FROM THE START
BABY FROM THE START

I'M ONLY GONNA BREAK BREAK YOUR BREAK BREAK YOUR HEART
I'M ONLY GONNA BREAK BREAK YOUR BREAK BREAK YOUR HEART
I'M ONLY GONNA BREAK BREAK YOUR BREAK BREAK YOUR HEART
I'M ONLY GONNA BREAK BREAK YOUR BREAK BREAK YOUR HEART

WHOOOOAAAAAAAH