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ITT: We imagine what Disney movies would have been like if the villains had actually been the heroes/in the right.

>Jafar, the sultan's most wise and kind Vizir, has to stop an evil greedy homeless boy with a magic genie from marrying the princess and ruining the country. He obtains the lamp through a clever plan, banishes the evil street rat, and uses the genie's powers to turn Agrabah into a utopia, he is proclaimed Sultan by the people and rules with fairness and honor.