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>You left me behind so you could save the world? HOW COULD YOU!
>But if I didn't save the world, we would all be dead
>I DON'T CARE! I AM A WOMAN AND I ALWAYS GET MY WAY!
>I'M GOING TO GO FUCK NAMOR NOW!

Fuck the Ultimate universe.