>this summer
>WUBWUB
>death
>WUBWUB
>has two eyes
>WUBWUBWUB
>*scenes of a chopper hovering over a jungle*
>*STRONGGUY MCBUFFSTRONG and his group of cliched marines walking through the jungle, assault rifles aloft*
>*laser cuts a nearby tree down to size*
>LOOK OUT!
>*crash*
>WUB WUB
>New York City
>Morgan Freeman's voice dubbed over the cityscape montage
>"They said it was tiny... that it could be contained..."
>WUB WUB
>random blonde girls laughing and giggle until a laser takes one of their heads out out of nowhere, screaming ensues
>WUB WUB
>"Well it didn't take much to see through that lie."
>Smash cut to a firey wreckage in Times Square, panicking in the streets, lasers can be seen everywhere
>random shouts heard over the carnage
>"How many are there?"
>"Just the one!"
>"How come something so small be so powerful?"
>Silence, then
>"Two. Monocles."
>Smash cut /co/meleon in all its glory, swinging from building to building with its disproportionate tongue, lasers shooting in literally every direction
>random army radio chatter in the background giving conflicting orders on its take down, nothing that seems to work
>words superimposed over the screen
>HOW
>shouting and screaming over random scenes of decapitation and laser evisceration
>DO YOU KILL
>more carnage, more flames, more lasers
>A CREATURE
>more carnage WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB
>THAT CAN SEE EVERYTHING
>silence, heavy breathing
>Morgan Freeman standing in the foreground, full closeup
>over his shoulder, two lasers slowly approaching
>"That's cold-blooded."
>black screen WUBWUB
/co/meleon
Rated R