10 minutes guise. Get on it.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Only if we talk about the AS valve teem up. Then it's /co/ enough to talk about.
Anonymous
Meet the pyro is coming out?
Anonymous
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So fucking ready
Anonymous
>>38185890 Yeah. Ten minutes. COME ON!
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>38185870 every meet the video is loved by /co/
Anonymous
Is there any evidence for or against there being a show?
The Machinist
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>38185908 Is there a stream? If not, what website can I watch it on?
The Machinist
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>>38185913 It's AS. It's either going to be a show or a flash game, and the game is kinda redundant.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>38185912 Shit my new is showing. Just wanted to make sure a mod doesn't delete it.
Anonymous
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Gonna get some pasta Gonna eat that shit Got 6.30 to go So fucking ready Pyro is /co/ tier
Anonymous
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in meet the medic pyro was reading a comic while playing with a lighter
Anonymous
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FIVE MINUTES BOYS! Still time for delays!
Anonymous
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Well, so much for sleeping tonight!
Anonymous
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OH BOY. 5 MINUTES
Anonymous
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WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THIS EXCITEMENT?
The Machinist
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I was surprised there wasn't a thread already.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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I was in a thread for this on /v/ But /co/ is more my cup of tea for this. Lets get screen caps at the ready boys We are live in 3
Anonymous
Anonymous
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the bomb is nearing the checkpoint!!
Anonymous
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Dear Gaben, please don't let the site crash
Anonymous
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TWO MINUTES BOYS AND GIRLS!
Anonymous
Anonymous
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I AM HAVING A HARD TIME NOT SCREAMING IN EXCITEMENT. GOD DAMNIT!
>>38186106 Also FUCK YOU. WE WATCH THIS TOGETHER OR NOT AT ALL!
Anonymous
Anonymous
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MISSION ENDS IN SIXTY SECONDS.
Anonymous
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Hmm, I just got a fat joke in the mail. hm Gonna shut down the site for that. Enjoy your 404
Anonymous
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THIRTY SECONDS
Anonymous
Kiarou !!C5EbFch9n7W
lol i dunno what this is but it seems cool
Anonymous
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PYROS A GIRL I CALLED IT
Anonymous
>>38186143 >NOT KNOWING ABOUT VALVE'S MEET THE videos GET. THE. FUCK. OUT
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Oh wow pyro IS a woman
Anonymous
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OH LAWD MY BODY WAS NOT READY
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>38186194 Shit doesn't work anymore. Fucking site is so overloaded that their vid won't go.
Anonymous
The Machinist
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HE IS ABSOLUTELY INSANE. I LOVES IT.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC /co/?
Anonymous
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Someone called this on /v/ i think yesterday
Anonymous
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HAHA OH GOD HE IS FCKING INSANE
Anonymous
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do you believ ein MAAGICIC
Anonymous
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I want a new map, /co/ I WANT THAT MAP.
Kiarou !!C5EbFch9n7W
>>38186161 >HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT I KNOW WAHHH I still don't know what this is, I don't follow tf but I'm enjoying this video nonetheless
Anonymous
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you nerds are overloading the server fucking stop it
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>38186194 ENTIRE TEAM IS BABIES
Anonymous
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>Valve sites crashing from F5ing >People F5 even harder This happens every goddamn time, Gabe, siphon some hat money and get better servers.
Anonymous
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ok...so...we see that Pyro lives in a fantasy world behind that mask..........but why can't they remove the mask...i think we deserve to know what he or she looks like!>perhaps it was a sick joke by Gabe...y'know for grinding him about HL Ep3
Anonymous
>>38186268 Okay, seriously man, this is something that a lot of us have been waiting YEARS for.
What you're doing is basically walking in at the end of the movie and asking everyone what happened.
Anonymous
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>my face when Pyro is insane
Anonymous
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I believe Pyro, I believe
Anonymous
wow the site is fucking crashed to hell uhhh mirrors?
Anonymous
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OH PYRO hahahahaha
Anonymous
Kiarou !!C5EbFch9n7W
>>38186338 my bad?
Where should I start?
Anonymous
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Everybody saw that coming, but it was still awesome. The cuts to the deaths were what made it. I did kinda expect something a little more brutal for the Blu Spy, though.
Anonymous
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>>38186345 youtube link above and below
TheFizz !P5UpSTBV3.
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>Optical Mask PERFECTION
Anonymous
>>38186368 It doesn't really matter but Meet the Heavy is the first.
There's nine of them.
Anonymous
Everybody prepare for servers with 90% pyro for the next few weeks Also, I'm kinda sad the 'Meet the' movies are over. I mean, shit I wasn't even in highschool when they started.
Anonymous
Anonymous
AND ITS GENDER IS STILL AMBIGUOUS IT'S LIKE SOME KIND OF S&M FANTASY, ONLY INSTEAD OF HOT WAX BEING DRIPPED ONTO MY GENITALS IT'S GOING ON MY HOPES AND DREAMS
Anonymous
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>>38186412 Well bluh. They were never going to reveal what was behind the mask.
All we do know is that the Pyro has the same VA has the spy.
Anonymous
oh my god this is amazing also due to the song choice I choose to believe Pyro is a woman
Anonymous
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>>38186368 MEET THE:
Heavy
Soldier
Engineer
Demoman
Scout
Sniper
Sandvich
Spy
Medic
Pyro
Also TF2 is free to play, if you have a computer that can play games, get Steam and start collecting hats.
Rattle Snake
Wish this was an animated show.
>>38186398 Notice the old school, alpha gangster plays red.
Anonymous
>>38186446 and fucking insane.
Anonymous
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That was beautiful. Fucking beautiful.
Anonymous
>>38186449 Meet the Heavy was 2003 or so, wasn't it?
The Machinist
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>>38186449 Adult Swim/Valve Teamup. Google it.
Anonymous
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>>38186455 Hey, you know, the worlds advanced. Women can be completely fucking nuts too.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>38186446 Scout calls Pyro a he in the video.
Confirmed for male.
Anonymous of South Jersey !Null8Koj06
Not bad at all. Fuck as much as I doubt it would ever happen, I wold love to have that flame thrower he had in his fucked up mind. Shit looked fucking hilarious!
Anonymous
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>>38186404 You're forgetting:
- Meet the Team
- Meet the Producers
- Meet the Announcer
- Meet the Civilian
- Meet the
new class to be announced late 2013 Anonymous
>/Co/ >Talks about the ups and down >/v/ >Rainbows and ponies= MLP >Rage of the mad gods Why does /co/ act more civilized then /v/ on this matter?
Anonymous
>>38186404 Since TF2 didn' premier this on AS like some of us thought... that might mean we are getting more shorts on AS instead.
Anonymous
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pyro vision map would be the best map "this fuckwad over here is bubble camping"
Anonymous
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>>38186529 1) /v/ is /v/, they're made of anger.
2) MLP started here on /co/
The Machinist
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>>38186529 Not sure, but it seems as though /v/ has turned into /b/ 2.0.
Anonymous
I want that flamethrower!
Anonymous
>>38186494 We'll probably get that weapon. Usually new weapons are teased in the MT video first. Like the Quick Fix.
The model obviously exists for it, too. Maybe we'll get the details when the Valve website unfucks itself.
Anonymous
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It was glorious.
Anonymous
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It was alright. Entertaining, but not up to my expectations. Oh well.
The Machinist
Anonymous
>>38186582 It'd be amazing if it actually didn't do anything.
It's as deadly as you'd expect a bubble blower to be.
Which is to say, not at all. Anonymous
>>38186488 >>38186488 In game doesn't engie call Pyro "M'aam" though?
Anonymous
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I just noticed something. Valve actually delivered something On time for once.
Anonymous
Anonymous
I want this as a wall paper so bad, but with the Heavy Baby visiable.
Morrigan Aensland !Qm0NVqAXbI
Well took them 4 or 5 years to introduce the main cast, how long until a movie or cartoon show? Decade? Decade and a half? Also, I love that the gender is still ambiguous.
Anonymous
Can someone get a picture of the pyro tilting its head there at the end? I so want that as a skype image.
Anonymous
>>38186619 and when you get hit with the bubbles, you can no longer deal damage for a specified amount of time?
Anonymous
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>optical mask what if valve releases pyro masks that make everything rainbows
Anonymous
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So with the release of the Source Filmmaker is TF2 machinima going to take off into orbit in regards to quality?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>38186623 So basically the other teammates can't tell
Anonymous
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>>38186681 Well then it would have an actually gameplay significance
Anonymous
Anonymous
This is hilarious, /v/ is fucking pissed.
Anonymous
>>38186651 Here. Have this.
It's hard to get a good shot with no motion.
Those babies be floppin' all over the place fuck.
Anonymous
>>38186623 Everything rotates between genders, the descriptions and teammates.
That's the joke.
Anonymous
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Hilarious how /v/ is fucking mad about this. hahahaha
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>38186752 So we have no idea if it's a Lady or a Man behind there
Morrigan Aensland !Qm0NVqAXbI
Anonymous
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>>38186745 Oh thank you. Kinda sad they couldn't fit the demo in and have everyone visiable.
Anonymous
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>>38186785 Yes, Rainier. That is indeed the joke.
Anonymous
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I'm going to be listening to Lovin' Spoonful ALL DAY now.
Rattle Snake
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>>38186681 Yes! Yes, and this provides opportunities for team working, this would make sentry clearing easier in only specific situations when everyone is armory humping.
Anonymous
just like the good old days.
gLike
What did the Spy say about the Pyro: Dream of (crawling?)
Anonymous
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>>38186744 Pissed nothing. Their Rage is apocalyptic.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Is the scout reaching for his rape whistle in the short?
Anonymous
>>38186850 Trying to remove the mic.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>38186832 Oh... dear lord...
The days when something could have Unicorns and not be equated with MLP.
Anonymous
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looks like /v/ didn't like it.
>>>144849908 Anonymous
>>38186529 Yeah, I want over there to see what they had to say. They're... mad, to say the least.
Which I don't understand. I liked Meet the Medic more, and Meet the Spy is still my favorite, but this was also good. I laughed. The cuts back to the brutal murders in a burning town were awesome.
Also the Source Filmmaker thing is pretty cool. I won't be doing anything with it, but I look forward to what other people come up with.
Anonymous
>>38186832 >when ponies were accepted on v.jpg funny thing, both this and MLP were released during the same year
Anonymous
/v/agrant wandering the /co/untryside
>>38186913 I'm a bit let down by it. Medic and Spy were better, Sniper was better even. Meet the Pyro may be pretty meh tier.
I waited 5 years for this...
Anonymous
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>>38186871 So that the high picht of the whistle and his butthurt shrieking don't get on the vid.
Anonymous
Someone can fucking make Pyro Vision Mod, those babies exist in valve's files now. The models exist. And there are talented animators now. WE CAN HAVE PYRO VISION MODS AND MAPS
Morrigan Aensland !Qm0NVqAXbI
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I'll just use the ambiguous gender to post a fewTitty Pyro cosplay.
Anonymous
I've never really plays TF2, but this makes me want to.
Anonymous
>>38186913 >Also the Source Filmmaker thing is pretty cool. I won't be doing anything with it, but I look forward to what other people come up with. THIS.
I am so psyched.
Anonymous
>>38186924 Sonic is to vidya what ponies are to cartoons. On their own, they're cute, saccharine and a little annoying, but ultimately harmless. But the fanbase. The fanbase.
Holy fuck.
Anonymous
Fuck sakes, I knew Gaben was a massive Brony, but this is just fucking ridiculous
Morrigan Aensland !Qm0NVqAXbI
Anonymous
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>>38186580 They're going to release it, don't worry.
/v/agrant wandering the /co/untryside
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>>38186940 Yeah, the site says that anything in the game can be used in the filmmaker and vice versa. So, anything in that film can be made into the game.
Pyromanic is going to be a game mode.
Anonymous
>>38186956 The fanbase for both is bad... but the hate MLP gets.
I think it may be worse.
Cpt. Mad Megane !!6MctNXqxM3a
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I really liked it. I guess I could have lived with something different than candyvision, or more scenes in the "real" world. But I liked it. I don't really have favorites.
Anonymous
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>>38186965 >IT HAD BRIGHT COLORS AND HAPPY MUSIC BECAUSE IT'S MLP Please. Just stop. Those things existed long before MLP did.
Morrigan Aensland !Qm0NVqAXbI
Anonymous
Got this from the /v/ thread
http://store.valvesoftware.com/product.php?i=ATF005T It's a unicorn ballon from the video!
Anonymous
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>>38186937 But we're getting new content. Plus there's still the [as] teamup.
Anonymous
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Anyone feel... a bit disturbed after watching it a couple times? The cuts to the real world were straight out of a slasher movie.
Anonymous
>people think /v/ is being serious
Anonymous
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>The rage at /v/ OH WOW.
Anonymous
>>38186974 It's because everyone knows that Sonic fans are fucking crazy. CWC has shown that without a shadow of a doubt. But MLP is still new and hasn't been put in its place yet. People are still "proud" to be bronies. The hate is just mechanism for MLP to reach the status it deserves.
Morrigan Aensland !Qm0NVqAXbI
Anonymous
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>>38186996 >mfw I notice there's a Arpeture science kindle cover Anonymous
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The unicorn reminds me more of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVWqR3t4CTs Than it does MLP
Cpt. Mad Megane !!6MctNXqxM3a
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Got t the Adult Swim page.>Robot Chicken promo hat >more to come
Anonymous
>>38187009 I think they are.
It's terrifying.
Anonymous
>>38186946 You should. It is free, after all.
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>>38186929 It's weird.
He said:
What dreams of (?) can sustain the cruelty?
Anonymous
>>38186924 MLP was created decades ago and got rehashed into its current incarnation.
What the fuck dude.
Morrigan Aensland !Qm0NVqAXbI
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And that's it. I liked it. Might get that unicorn balloon.
Anonymous
>>38187012 Isn't CWC on that bronie shit?
If not send him some fucking ponys.
Anonymous
>>38187009 >implying /v/ isn't being serious Boy, you know NOTHING about /v/.
Anonymous
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>>38187040 They find any excuse to rip on anyone on there. They're just doing it to make someone mad because it's funny.
Anonymous
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Got a lot of good laughs out of me, also pretty pumped they're finally releasing Source Filmmaker.
Anonymous
>>38187054 i meant MLP Friendship is Magic you autist
Anonymous
>>38187053 chronic and sustained cruelty.
Morrigan Aensland !Qm0NVqAXbI
Anonymous
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Why I still go to /v/ is beyond me. I think I've developed a spiritual bond there. I have gone full retard and I cannot go back.
Anonymous
/v/ turned into a fucking trainwreck that just keeps violently exploding over and over again. holy fuck, it's hilarious i guess you could say they're burning with rage
Anonymous
>>38187054 And this kind of shit happened in the early 30's with Merry Melodies and Disney shorts. So fuck off.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>still going on /v/ when there's /vg/ >>38187056 he was on that pony shit years before bronies existed
i think it was just to impress a girl
Anonymous
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>>38187077 Eh, I pretty much stick with the same weapons, I don't need a lot of the new stuff. Plus I've got extra crap so if I really want to craft something I can. I don't like micropayments and I do my best to avoid them. I've got like 3 locked crates in my inventory.
Anonymous
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>>38187112 How much do you wanna bet that the mods are going to egg everyone onn with music?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>38187128 /vg/ is not doing AS bad as /v/ right now, but... there are still those irrationally upset.
Anonymous
>>38187119 What's your point?
Anonymous
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>>38186745 ENTIRE TEAM IS BABIES gLike
Anonymous
>>38187156 My Little Pony isn't the only fucking show doing this. Hell, Bugs Bunny even parodies this kind of shit in the fourties. So just because it has Rainbows and a unicorn, cliches of something like this, it isn't ponies.
Anonymous
>>38186946 It's a fun game, even after the hats(ignore /v/), real easy to get into, variety of classes so you can find the one that suits your playstyle the best, and assloads of user created content. Plus as others have said it has gone F2P so the only thing you need to spend money on is a computer that can run it, which you probably already have. I bought it back when the orange box came out and it's one of my most played Steam games by far, the only game Steam game I have that goes into triple digits on hours played is Left 4 Dead 2.
Anonymous
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>>38187184 >only other derp a herp.
Anonymous
Just visited /v/. Holy fuck, they're mad. And of course they're hurling accusations left and right about things they know nothing about.>HURRR UNICORN? FLOPPY BABBIES? HAPPINESS? RAAAIIINBOWS? MUST BE MLP FUCK DAT SHIT FACK YEW GABE WARRGARBHL
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>38187017 >wear fire-retardant suit >cover face with fire-retardant mask >leave cleavage exposed to the flames Anonymous
Welp. Won't be going back to /v/ for the next couple of weeks.
Anonymous
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>>38187183 I think what he was saying was that MLP was never some recent idea. I don't see him stating anything about it being the basis for the stuff we saw in Meet the Pyro.
Anonymous
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I believe in magic, and that thought keeps me warm at night... toasty... burning FUCKING HOT! Hot as the fires of HELL!!!
Anonymous
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>>38187253 >Robot Chicken hat Anonymous
>>38187263 I dunno, it's pretty hot.
Anonymous
>>38187224 >taking /v/ seriously You really think they are serious? Are you stupid?
Anonymous
>>38187058 Do you even go on /v/?
Anonymous
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I thought it was good...
Anonymous
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>>38187184 Actually even though it's free to play, to be able to get all the weapons like everyone else, you have to buy ONE thing from the in-game store. No matter how small/cheap.
At least the last time I checked that's how it worked.
>>38187265 Why would you go there at all?
Ever?
Anonymous
>>38187184 Yeah, my video card came with a preorder of the Orange Box or something back in the day, which got me into the TF2 beta. I just checked my account, and I've logged 193 hours over the years.
Anonymous
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>>38187184 I actually bought it way back when it came out on Mac, only to discover I couldn't play it on my laptop. I do have a proper PC now, though.
Anonymous
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>>38187285 I dunno, am I? What I see is a constiency in their posts that doesn't change.
Anonymous
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>>38187263 You can't spell fire-retardant without retard
Anonymous
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>>38187292 I'm a regular user, I've gone there long enough that to know 70% of them aren't serious.
If anything, they are really pissed about that 30 dollar unicorn that comes with a TF2 code.
Anonymous
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>/v/ did not liked it Like /v/ can enjoy anything...
Anyway all the shitstorm comes from Meet The Pyro having
ponies and unicorns on his insane dream, completely missing the joke because FUCK U GABEN PONY FUCKER FAGGOT I HATE YOU HURR DURR
whatever, enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuiNtC4kURk&feature=related Anonymous
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this is probably the maddest I've seen /v/ rage all year so far and /vg/ isn't fairing much better in the rage department. I hope this gets a cartoon so it becomes truly /co/ related...
Anonymous
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>44,233 likes, 989 dislikes
Anonymous
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>>38187283 >pyro >hot I see what you did there and you should feel ashamed.
Morrigan Aensland !Qm0NVqAXbI
>>38187316 Wow. I've been there only since F2P and I got 232 hours.
I'm a bitchin' Medic.
Anonymous
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>>38187316 >193 hours Casual.
Anonymous
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>>38187285 >>38187292 Not the same guy, but regardless of if they are serious or not, when /v/ (or anywhere else on 4chan) gets into the kind of mood they are in at the moment, they are annoying insufferable manchildren.
Anonymous
>>38187357 I've been since the medic update and I've got 442
and suck balls at the damn game. It's all a question of how much time you have.
Anonymous
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>Robot Chicken hat Well, that was kind of retarded. At least we've still got Source Filmmaker.
Anonymous
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>>38187359 No, if this was /v/, you'd see nothing but rage.
Anonymous
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>>38187359 >doesn't know /co/ likes TF2 Your new is showing.
X-Bro !VHdoRf8KT.
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Joke was dragged out a bit, but I enjoyed it. /v/ is retarded.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>38187381 >>38187357 That's nothing.
I have 1147 hours racked up. Mostly from playing nonstop on the MSPA server while it was good.
Anonymous
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That was awesome. Well at least now we know he really is mad.
Anonymous
It's an MLP thing. Deny it all you want, but if it wasn't meant to be then Valve is just ignorant and incompetent instead. Which is worse?
Anonymous
>>38187285 >>38187292 Buttslammed /v/irgins detected.
Anonymous
>>38187429 Yes, because MLP invented bright colors, cheerful music, rainbows, and unicorns.
Anonymous
>>38187438 /co/cksucking ATfag confirmed
Anonymous
>Also! Because today's new items contain some Meet the Pyro spoilers, we're gonna hold off on announcing those until the update’s ready later today. Dammit, come on, Valve.
Anonymous
>>38187460 >ATfag But... how would that make any sense?
Morrigan Aensland !Qm0NVqAXbI
Anonymous
>>38187429 >It's an MLP thing. But it's not.
The fact that you're seriously pushing this idea based on a leap in logic is amazing.
Anonymous
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>>38187466 Well, at least we still have something to look forward to.
Anonymous
>>38187471 I can feel the assdevastation from here
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>38187457 >>38187490 >Falling for the most obvious troll-attempt ever Y u jew dis
Anonymous
>>38187466 Oh god, if those items are the fluffy and rainbowy ones, /v/ might go fucking insane.
Anonymous
>>38187466 >Meet the Pyro spoilers >spoilers >for meet the pyro What? It's already out!
Anonymous
>>38187513 Because it's TF2, we jew anythime anywhere. By the way Bubs for Machina? Good price!
Anonymous
>>38187457 Diablo 3's Whimseyshire? Ponies.
The original Care Bears? Ponies.
Homer's "Land of Chocolate" sequence? Ponies.
Ponies went back in time and invented bright colors and innocent fun over a severely twisted reality.
Anonymous
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>>38187519 THEY BETTER BE
HALF THE SERVERS WOULD DEPOPULATE FOR THE WEEK
THEN I'LL GET LAID
Anonymous
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>>38187497 But I don't watch AT.
Anonymous
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The Robot Chicken hat page said there's more [AS]/Valve stuff coming My hopes for a series of 15 minute Team Fortress shorts are still afloat.
Cpt. Mad Megane !!6MctNXqxM3a
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>>38187537 >bubs UNUSUAL WOLVERINE WITH ROTATING JEANS FOR != BUBS
Anonymous
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>>38187529 Not everyone has been monitoring the site for the video to come out.
Weird, I know.
Morrigan Aensland !Qm0NVqAXbI
Anonymous
i like it and all, but its too short
Anonymous
/v/ is so fucking mad. Unicorns =/= ponyshit Funny, they hate ponys, yet they WANT to see ponys so they can hate it.
Anonymous
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>>38187554 I've been saying this all along! But no one believed me!
They said I was crazy! Who's crazy now!?
Anonymous
>I fear no man >magic in a young girls heart >insane >purse in Pyro's locker >devs refer to Pyro as "her" and "she" It's clearly Azula.
Anonymous
>>38187603 It's longer than almost every other Meet the Team video.
Anonymous
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>>38187572 >Baccano. Good Tastes.
Anonymous
>>38187606 But that's normal for /v/.
They make fucking excuses to get mad all the time.
Anonymous
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>>38187606 it's /v/ they hate everything by default. most of the haters didn't even watch it, they are still spamming the same pics we had before the thing even aired
Anonymous
>>38185971 It's cool.
Difference between a newfriend and a newfag is admitting you're new. Welcome to /co/, newfriend!
That said, anyone else find it odd that Valve suddenly has a production studio name and logo..? That's...completely new.
Anonymous
>>38187633 I just wanna go there and talk about video games.
And I don't like the idea of generals, but I guess I'll have to get used to them and go to /vg/ from now on.
Anonymous
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The assblastarama at /v/ It is beautiful Celestia bless Valve
Anonymous
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>>38187648 Not really they were aiming to be a film studio thus their 15 min short film available on steam but video games became their passion.
Anonymous
>>38187610 Azula has a purse?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>38187554 >Homer's "Land of Chocolate" sequence? Ponies. I don't remember that from the Odyssey
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>38187648 Makes sense if they really are teaming up with AS to make shorts or whatever.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>38187700 Yes, just like how she has dolls. But she doesn't use them so they stored like in a cabinet or on a shelf...or in a locker.
Anonymous
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>>38187610 That's stupid, why would Azula see the world as sunshine lollypops and can-
>Fire Nation mental institute >Has gone from "Fire is my weapon" to completely disassociation of Fire = Dangerous Oh...
Oh dear god you're right.
Anonymous
>>38187633 >>38187658 It gives them excuses to pirate stuff. If everything is shit, they feel justified in not paying for anything.
Also, though, I think they just enjoy flipping their shits.
Anonymous
>>38187724 I'm super excited for this to be a thing.
Anonymous
>mfw Pyro is an allegory for bronies They think they spread "love and tolerance" when really they're the worst fanbases next to Biodrones
Anonymous
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This sucked. It was closer to the shitty early Meet the Team videos instead of the good later ones. Two minutes? Really?
Anonymous
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>>38187763 Just, just leave dude, please.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>38187658 >/v/ >video games It's all about dubz, feels, and facebook screencaps over there
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>EVERYTHING IS PONIES REDDIT AND SUMMERFAGS
Morrigan Aensland !Qm0NVqAXbI
Anonymous
So... it's Whimsyshire? Way to be original Valve.
Cpt. Mad Megane !!6MctNXqxM3a
>>38187759 >>38187724 I already signed up for the beta. The VERY old version hidden in the TF2 beta was very buggy, and relied on a lot of fan fixes. Yet some people made great stuff from it. Good to see an official release.
If I get an invite, I guess I will imitate some cartoon scenes for practice.
>>38187867 The script for Meet the Pyro has been done for years. And I think Whimsyshire was a stab at the early "DIABLO 3 IS TOO COLORFUL WAHHH" complaints?
Anonymous
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>>38187808 /v/ isn't even that nowadays. it's a place where people create threads for approval, they all want to be "/v/" for as little as it means. basically all threads are "we can all agree that <> amirite?" which is nothing more than people asking for a common taste in the same way women ask Vogue if it's correct to wear purple with their green scandals this summer.
it's not a board about things, it's a board about a board.
Anonymous
>>38187851 Whatchu mean?
I don't remember a relation.
But I am also dumb, so there's that.
Anonymous
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>>38187418 Jeph Loeb - Pyro
Real world - what he's doing to Marvel
Imaginary world - How he thinks we all see Ultimate Spider-Man.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>38187621 Meet the Medic is 4:09 long
Meet the Spy is 3:20 long
Anonymous
>>38187910 Yes, yes it was, and /v/ being /v/ took it as MLP, because fuck reason.
Anonymous
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>>38187993 He said almost not all.
Anonymous
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>>38187993 Hence the qualifier "almost," you fucking dunce.
Anonymous
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>>38187910 Yeah, Whimseyshire was a shot at everyone whining that D3 wasn't dark as fuck corridors.
>>38188008 Because it's /v/
If it's fun, they hate and fear it.
I think
>>38187746 has it right. If they hate everything, they don't feel bad pirating everything.
Morrigan Aensland !Qm0NVqAXbI
Anonymous
I was disappointed. Previous videos showed cool stuff the classes could do, and we didn't see any of that with the pyro. No spychecking, no airblast, and we got maybe 30 seconds of pyro actually fucking shit up throughout the video. The magical fun time reveal would have worked infinitely better as a punchline in the last 10 seconds or so of the video. Instead we got a family-guy-level joke that stretched out far too long. Imagine if this was the last scene, right before the TF2 theme kicks in.
Anonymous
>Q. Are you making a Team Fortress cartoon? >A. Make sure you're signed up to receive at least one Adult Swim newsletter.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>38188097 What kinda answer is that?
Morrigan Aensland !Qm0NVqAXbI
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>>38188110 >>38188116 They'll give us the answer in said newsletter. SO BETTER SIGN UP
Anonymous
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>>38188116 It's like a yes but makes you want to sign up to be sure.
Anonymous
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>>38188071 But that's wrong
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>38188116 Dodging the question rather than outright saying No.
LET US DREAM, MAN
Anonymous
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>>38188097 Which one do I sign up to?
Anonymous
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>The shift from the happy dream jig to the stoic reallife walk. That is awesome
Anonymous
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Ah, /v/, your tears are delicious.
Anonymous
>>38186661 I think the word you're looking for is "sex".
Anonymous
Wow, is /v/ really upset about this? I thought it was just being ironic
Anonymous
Calling it now: one of the new weapons is that rainbow-thrower, but it OLY looks that way in first person, and to every other player it looks like some spikey-nightmarish hell-spitter.
Morrigan Aensland !Qm0NVqAXbI
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>>38188247 Yeah that is more PC. Especially since I love fucking with gender roles myself.
Also who has any of the fan made TF2 comics? Those are awesome.
Anonymous
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>>38188270 /v/ is really just that retarded, unfortunately.
Anonymous
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>>38188270 Well, they're sure as hell acting like babies.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>Source Filmmaker Neat! Can't wait to see what kind of movies fans will create! We already have tons of hilarious movies and with this... it will be great!
Anonymous
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>>38188288 I'm SUPER okay with that.
Anonymous
>>38188270 Sadly, /v/ is completely hilariously up in arms about it.
I don't know why. /co/ isn't even overreacting and we had the MLP threads.
Whether or not they were annoying is not the point. Point is, /v/ never had MLP generals Anonymous
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>>38188288 ...Is there a way I can give you my money and you can make sure your idea gets to Valve?
Failing that, sexual favors?
Anonymous
>anything slightly girlish >MLP reference >anything slightly equine >MLP reference why
Anonymous
>>38188378 They didn't have pony generals,but they had a ton of pony threads,often at once. And ponies derailing threads.
If you ask me,/v/ is reacting about as well to this video as /co/ did to,oh I don't know,the Korra finale.
Anonymous
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>>38188288 Try the Workshop and get enough votes.
Anonymous
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>>38188410 It's a shame really
Anonymous
Hahah, /v/ is buttmad about this.
Anonymous
>>38188434 But the Korra finale was actually bad.
Anonymous
I fucking loved it, wish it was longer actually. If they could make more shorts and keep the same humor, the same characterizations, it would fucking awesome.
Anonymous
>>38188270 No it's not, they just like these shitstorms. A group of them just act retarded so people like you complain and then everything goes to shit.
Anonymous
>>38188434 That was legitimate, the finale sucked quite a bit.
Anonymous
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>>38188494 Yes but whereas we had people actually willing to discuss their opinions, this is just pointless rage.
"Guys the Korra finale fell kind of flat."
"I disagree."
*Queue spitting with rage*
/v/
"GUYS FUCKING PONIES RUINED TF2"
"BEFORE OR AFTER FUCKING CASUALS"
"FUCK YOU FUCKING MLP FAGGOTS"
"VALVE RUINS ANOTHER FRANCHISE WITH PONIES"
"FUCKING GABEN"
Anonymous
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>>38188482 /v/ is not a hivemind
usually the vocal ones are the retards
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>/v/ in charge of not having anuses made of unstable uranium
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>38188522 they plan on making a tf2 show on [adult swim]™.
Anonymous
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>>38188494 And yet I bet if we were to ask another board,they'd love it. Same thing.
>>38188533 Enough that it needed twenty threads or more running at any given time?
I mean,I get that it happens with any given big /co/ event,but come on. I didn't like it personally,but it just wasn't that funny to me.
Anonymous
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>>38188288 OH GOD PLEASE YES
Anonymous
>>38188529 If that's acting, then they're better performers than any Oscar winner.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>38188636 Trust me,/v/ can cool their shit and act civilised when they want to. Sadly,in matters like this,it's mostly shitposting for the hell of it,and usually from the minority posting over and over.
Anonymous
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>>38188482 Some of them are attempting to raid /mlp/ out of spite. The pooperpain is off the damn charts.
Anonymous
HOLY SHIT THOSE FUCKING BABIES MY SIDES
Anonymous
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>>38188652 >Just a hat >Just a hat from my least favorite cartoon SIGH
Anonymous
>>38188602 My guess is they'll probably do something like Genndy did with Clone Wars
Little 3-5 minute shorts that air between other shows. I can't really see TF2 comedy holding up for half-hour long episodes.
Anonymous
>>38188682 Actually, cherubs are a reference to my little pony, as they are both cute and winged.
Way to be a faggot, ponyfucker.
Anonymous
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>>38188652 >this ain't the last you'll hear >suddenly have a logo for a production program and company Anonymous
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>>38188652 >Then you'll be the first to know when we have MORE new stuff coming down the ol' Steam pipe-hole... Because this ain't the last you'll hear from Adult Swim and Valve. Stay tuned. Anonymous
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>>38188652 >this ain't the last you'll hear from Adult Swim and Valve Anonymous
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>>38186787 unf.
also like you? :3 Anonymous
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>>38188652 >Because this ain't the last you'll hear from Adult Swim and Valve. Stay tuned. READ A BOOK SON.
Anonymous
>>38188712 Actually burning it with fire is a reference to MLP, because when bronies hit the internet everyone screamed "Kill it with fire".
Way to also be a faggot, ponyfucker.
Morrigan Aensland !Qm0NVqAXbI
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>>38188710 Maybe 11 minute episodes, which is the thing now.
Anonymous
You know what bugged me the most about the video? Why was Heavy running TOWARDS the pyro if he was such a monster?
Anonymous
>>38188744 Actually, quoting my post and changing it slightly to use my own logic against me is a reference to MLP, because the fanbase often quotes the show and modifies the original content to express their own opinions, through reaction images and memegenerator.
Way to be a faggot, ponyfucker.
Anonymous
>>38188774 Because he was not going to let leetle baby man scare him.
Anonymous
>>38188774 Presumably he was charging him, hoping to kill him.
Didn't work out so well.
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>>38188808 Posting on 4chan is a reference to MLP because of /mlp/.
Way to be a faggot, ponyfucker.
I think we've milked this joke for all it's worth. Anonymous
>>38188824 He'd aready admitted that he was terrified.
>>38188829 Scout did it too..and if I remember right,they're not so great against pyros.
Anonymous
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>>38188849 Maybe they were on fire or blinded by the smoke, and were just running around wildly out of fear.
Dr. Bones
>>38188849 >He'd aready admitted that he was terrified. That was Red Heavy
Anonymous
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>>38188824 You win a prize sir.
That prize is praise.
Anonymous
>>38188875 Oh.
Forgot about that.
Anonymous
>>38188774 Why did the people he "helped" keep following him?
Where did the unicorn come from?
Why couldn't he see the walls when approaching the medic?
80% of what he sees is pure imagination, the other 20% is based on reality.
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>>38188652 >>38188652 What part of
>This isn't the last >We have more stuff coming from Valve/Adult Swim Do you not understand? At least read what you post
Anonymous
Anonymous
That video was flagrantly unrealistic. A pyro using the base fire axe? That never happens.
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>>38188934 Good point I guess. It just bugged me.
/v/ seems to have...recovered quite quickly. It seems to be somewhat contained,and they've just got on with vidya.
Dr. Bones
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>>38188897 but now that i think about it, it is more probable that the pyro was chasing the heavy, and the scout, and he saw it as them approaching him.
>>38188997 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9T_kvDvQnY Anonymous
>>38188774 The Heavy was running toward the Pyro because HE WAS TRYING TO KILL HIM.
In any case, the Pyro is clearly batfuck out of his mind. Don't look too much into it.
Anonymous
So I was just thinking about the pyro's "humiliation round" animations:>taps foot in a cutesy "oh, you!" manner >jogs away from enemies like a child playing a game of tag >is the only teammate who does not show legitimate fear or disappointment >mfw pyro thinks it's all just a game
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>>38189059 >guy trying to kill you >run towards him Or did you mean the Heavy was trying to kill the pyro? Cause...that still doesn't make sense,if he's such an abomination.
Anonymous
Why would the pyro even be a woman? The entire cast are men. I honestly can't believed that fans have convinced themselves that the pyro CAN be a girl. It's nothing but fan theory out the ass that people have heard so many times they actually consider it canon. Making the pyro a girl would be stupid. If they made a TF3 and added girl characters that would make sense. One female out of 8 other men is stupid.
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>>38189090 Pyro is Deadpool. Think about it.
Anonymous
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>>38188997 You can see an axtinguisher sticking out of someone at the end.
Anonymous
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>>38189090 When reflecting rockets, Pyro just thinks he's playing catch with the Soldier.
Anonymous
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>>38189090 ...I always thought it was Pyro tapping his foot in disapointment
Anonymous
>>38189105 You argument is just as bad as theirs is.
You're essentially saying "the pyro can't be a girl because I want them all to be guys."
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Pyro is adorable
Anonymous
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>>38189105 I seriously doubt that Pyro was originally meant to be female.
It all started with that handbag in the locker-room, and that was just a poor joke (he's a flamer... geddit?), like Sniper's van.
Then Valve, being the cheeky bastards they are, noticed how the community kept mentioning it, and they ran with it and made several hint and references to Pyro's gender.
IMO, he was meant to be male from the start, but now they joke about it. And that's all it is - a joke. We'll never get conformation either way.
Anonymous
Oh, god, a unicorn. Game's ruined, everyone stop playing. Fun no longer can possibly exist in this quadrant or any other.
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>>38189213 No I don't want them to be all guys. It's fans using the ambiguity of the pyro to insert their own possibilities of a gender.
Why would they make the entire cast all men and simply make ONE girl?
I reiterate if they made TF3 with both women and men and hell kept the pyro still ambiguous it wouldn't seem like they did it last minute to cater to fans curiosity.
Anonymous
>>38189336 no no one is saying that shut up.
Morrigan Aensland !Qm0NVqAXbI
Anonymous
>>38189390 ... been to /v/ recently?
Anonymous
>The engineer at the end, when the pyro is walking away, is nothing but a hardhat and a fucking charred skeleton. Jesus Christ.
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I liked Spy's lip acting.
Anonymous
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>>38189418 we're not /v/.
we're /co/ we have a love for all things and don't think everything associated with mlp came from the eldritch horrors.
Ya'll need to lighten up
Anonymous
>>38189390 /v/ is in an uproar about the inflatable pony. Fuck I hate /v/
Anonymous
Anyone else feel bad for Medic when Pyro locked him in?
Anonymous
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>>38189618 no because they are cartoon characters. People died in all the "Meet the" videos
the ninth time around means nothing.
Anonymous
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>>38189618 Why feel bad? She was just straightening the present...
Anonymous
Think about it, a TF2 show would be piss easy to make with the new tool they released. Here's hoping
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I'm convinced /v/ is undergoing the most elaborate and well constructed set of trolls as we speak. Hell its porbably valve, a good part of the company is on the internet right now either saying "This is pony shit" or something along those lines to egg people on. Gaben is leading the charge. and it is beautiful.
Anonymous
>>38186281 funny, I didn't know any time a horse appered in any form of fiction it was a reference to MLP.
Anonymous
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>>38189418 Clarification: no one intelligent is saying that.
Cpt. Mad Megane !!6MctNXqxM3a
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>>38189785 Dude. They have been using that tool from the very beginning. They are just preparing a public release now.
Inspector Redwood !Rcd8kmTONE
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>>38189806 /v/ is really paranoid
It's adorable
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>38189549 >The scream that sniper makes when he burns. Seriously, this shit is pretty grim.
/v/agrant wandering the /co/untryside
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>>38189885 also the scout's withered and charred body right before the end. elbows ben, hands up, palms flat, fingers flayed. I think it's something to do with muscle contraction as it burns away or somefin? Like chargrilled rigormortis.
Anonymous
So how long until some angry idiot on /v/ uses that Source Filmmaker thing to cobble together a "proper" Meet the Pyro video? Perhaps one where the Pyro jumps onto a MP server and kills everyone.
Cpt. Mad Megane !!6MctNXqxM3a
Cpt. Mad Megane !!6MctNXqxM3a
>>38190068 Not necessarily /v/. It's bound to happen. Better prepare for sentences like "This is better than the original."
Anonymous
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>>38190140 it's usually even worse circlejerk shit like "THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE OFFICIAL ONE"
Anonymous
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>>38189418 >>38189601 /v/ is not a hivemind. However,a lot of people seem to like the pony.
It has a item code Anonymous
Quotation straight from /v/. "No you fucking idiot. Watch the beginning of MTP. Perfect. And then what? THE PYRO IS A FAGGOT BRONY LSD ADDICT? Also watch meet the Spy, or meet the Medic. Those were awesome and no one had critics. They release MTP and half the community hates it. It's not aspectations." I fucking hate /v/.
Anonymous
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>>38190140 But what if it IS better then the original?
Anonymous
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>>38191031 There are as many people calling the brony spammers out as there are people doing it.
Anonymous
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The Pyro is John Lennon
Anonymous
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>>38186290 Yeah I came here to add in holy shit, how much of the Pyro's fantasy is from random shit people around them said?
>Pyro: The entire team is babies? SQUEE! Anonymous
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>Stupidly decide to read Youtube comments. >They're also arguing over whether Pyro is a brony I really hate humanity.
Anonymous
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As awesome as knowing that I watch the same show as the best TF2 class would be, I think it's fairly obvious that the Pyro is not a brony. At least for now.
NewStalker
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Oh my god I just watched it for the first time. I havent laughed so hard it hurt in years! God my eyes even teared up so damn much.
Anonymous
Anonymous
After rewatching Meet the Pyro a few times I can say... I'm frightened. Something about the whole thing has stopped being funny and become terrifying. The Medic in the barn is the worst culprit. Although the scout didn't die from it, him getting hit by the flare makes be cringe now. It's probably because of his death-scream being used. Then there's the Sniper...god damn his scream.... And at the end...how...how the hell did Soldier get disemboweled when none of pyro's weapons could do it.... Brrr....
Anonymous
>>38198258 >Soldier He hadouken'd him. Pyro has never needed weapons.
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>>38198258 >how the hell did Soldier get disemboweled when none of pyro's weapons could do it I wondered that too, my guess was he airblasted a direct hit rocket.
NewStalker
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>>38198258 >none of the pyro's weapons could do it... Well thats easy. First he stuck the axe in his gut to creat an opening then shoved the flamethrowers barrel inside and held the trigger down for probably just a seacond or two before it burnt straight through him.
Anonymous
as someone who mostly plays pyro, this video cured my cancer. I'd like it if they had more interviews though; it would've been hilarious if everyone on the team was scared of the pyro, and then they get to the engineer and he casually says something like "odd fella, seems alright by me", and then it cuts to pyro brutally murdering a spy while the engie has a beer in the background.
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>>38198300 This seems to make the most sense.
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>>38198463 I doubt even the engie would be alright with him. Notice this is his own teammates they are interviewing. They aren't scared of being attacked by him they are scared of how cruel and sadistic he is in his methods and never shows a hint of remorse or hesitation. Even if he's not afraid of him the enige would say something like "I watched him chase a heavy around the point for a full 30 seconds slowly burning him down to the size of a scout. All the while just a hummin' 'ring around the rosey' through that mask... now that jus ain't right!"
Anonymous
What are you guys in this thread talking about???
Anonymous
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>>38206010 Team Fortress 2's Meet the Pyro video
Anonymous
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>>38198463 Engie and Pyro are BFFs so i can see that
Anonymous
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>>38187734 >>38186290 These two posts need more recognition for the cleverness in them.
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>>38198258 The Medic burning to death in a locked barn reminds me of this movie I watched at uni, can't remember the name, but it had a bunch of adults playing children in the English countryside. Might be something else though. Maybe the Pyro is Jewish.
Anonymous
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>2 million views in 24 hours Good Lord.
Anonymous
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>those Scout and Engineer skeletons Aaaaa