In case you guys would like to know, Tom Preston got massively told by Prequel's author on
Deviant Art http://comments.deviantart.com/1/314782873/2645163380 Read Preston's response further down the page for extra hilarity.
Sorry if I'm being a slowpoke with this...
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Yeah there (is/was) a tread.
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Go away Tom, and stop spamming your shit on /co/.
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>>38902646 Why the hell would he advertise THIS?
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>>38902646 Do you even know what a letter a is?
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>>38902646 >Implying that if I was Preston I'd spam myself getting told on /co/ and not just wallow in my Defence Force back on my own forum while masturbating to inflation porn of Other M Anonymous
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>>38902646 >implying Preston would try to seek supporters from /co/ Anonymous
>>38902632 Holy shit, that should be a new kind of TOLD
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Why doesn't he just go to hippies looking for melee weapons.
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>Get told >L-like I-I give a s-shit!
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I never seen someone get TOLD that hard in my life.
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holy hell, this is incredible. Dare I say, inspiring.
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>>38903156 wonder if kaz is in this thread right now
Anonymous
>>38903272 He needs a bat-signal
Like the Zone signal
Someone get on that
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>>38903296 it should be that gif with the cat crying
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>>38903272 Try posting Katia porn. That usually draws him out.
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Preston created a new level in stubbornness
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so how long till he snaps and loses it /co/?
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>>38903156 >>38902632 Shit, as soon as I finished reading these, the first thing that came to mind was that gif of a cartoon deer on a hillside, and then a nuke goes off and just completely obliterates the deer and everything around it in gory detail.
/r/ing that gif with TOLD at the end
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>>38903272 Well, considering he managed to (seemingly) get through Told Prestold's skull without the use of a chisel and a mason's mallet, I'd have to say 'no'.
If only because he'd probably be busy doing some other impossible feat like bro- fisting the sun or eliminating the autism gene.
Also, Kaz? That was some fractal-win right there.
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>I don't see how that's very relevant, aside from acknowledging that people on 4chan don't like me. But then again, it's 4chan: the scummiest place on the entire internet. Why am I suppose to take 4chan seriously as a reputable source just because most people there don't like me?
Anonymous
We need to make some kind of appreciation card/image to Kaz, sadly this thread isn't very populated.
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>>38903669 Draw Katia porn
He'll appreciate it
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>>38903650 We should just send him a cat dildo.
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>>38903399 Post moar you magnificent faggot.
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Why don't you guys just hit him up on steam?
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>>38903399 >>38903699 So does he actually like porn of Katia?
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>I don't see how that's very relevant, aside from acknowledging that people on 4chan don't like me. But then again, it's 4chan: the scummiest place on the entire internet. Why am I suppose to take 4chan seriously as a reputable source just because most people there don't like me?
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http://www.livestream.com/kazerad/video?clipId=pla_8b902929-9b7b-4cd1-b00d-f5f60a7adf8e >kaz shits all over dobson's comic while doing a dramatic reading. This is fucking glorious
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>>38903735 he's a red-blooded american male, inn't he?
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>>38903669 make preston in Prequel style
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>>38903744 Personally, I thin-Oh, nice dubs.
Anonymous
>>38903744 It always bothers me when people cal 4chains the
>scummiest place on the entire internet. Tons of "socially acceptable" imageboards and forums exist with sections far more troubling than any of the content that appears on 99% of the boards here.
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>>38903775 and how would that be like? pixelated fat fuck with multiple eyebrows?
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>>38903778 get it together /v/
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>>38903775 Holding a massive thorny dildo labeled "BUTT HURT"
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>>38903744 >Why am I suppose to take 4chan seriously as a reputable source just because most people there don't like me? Did he just answer his own question?
And didn't that statement just prove everything Kaz said as true?
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>>38903797 pretty much that
or use antialiasing Anonymous
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>>38903788 It's true.
Fuck, Reddit still has pics of dead children.
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>>38903750 That's actually /co/.
Homosuck general to be precise.
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>>38903758 oh holy fuck i can't stop laughing.
starts about 10 mins in, by the by
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>>38903744 He doesn't know shit, no surprise. 4chan is the best place to go if you want criticism, just post your shit here and sure enough countless anons will nitpick every single detail and call you a faggot.
Anonymous
>>38903844 Remember when SomethingAwful was the worst place around?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8flLpb3zXA Anonymous
Too bad Prequel is still a pretty bad webcomic.
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>>38903874 Go to bed, Dobson.
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>>38903853 >Dat fucking ink beard! Anonymous
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I think 4chan is a very useful source for criticism. As someone said in the /v/ thread, we'll tell you the truth, with no sugar-coating.
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>>38903874 Shut up Dobson.
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>>38903650 Had an extra copy. I feel like I owe the man for stomping Preston.
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>>38903874 oh, we are not praising prequel, we are just lucky that someone with that popularity has commented on Preston´s profile, he cant do anything about it.
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>>38903893 And the fedora man. Its perfect.
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>>38903744 >Why am I suppose to take 4chan seriously as a reputable source just because most people there don't like me? Gee, maybe there a reason they don't like you and if you listen them, they could help you.
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>>38903750 /v/ here, they make non dragon dildoes now?
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>>38903960 >Throws out a peace sign >I'm gonna try this face >tries the face MY SIDES
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if he reads this out loud, he's my hero.
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>>38903865 God, that feels like an eternity ago. Have you been there recently? It's become a beast with two heads, one that wants to continue making transgressive jokes at the expense of anyone and everything, while the other desperately wants to adopt tumblr-esque standards of inoffensiveness, determined to remove any and all content that isn't certified "ableism free". It still holds value as a place for intelligent discussion (...sort of), and FYAD is still amusing, but jesus christ has it turned into a obnoxious white liberal circlejerk with incredible delusions of relevance.
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>>38904077 They have dragon, horse, dog, alien, hybrids and now tiger dildos to offer.
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>>38904164 Oh and I forgot bugs
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>>38904164 >alien How would that even...
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>>38904180 >bugs absolutely disgusting
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>>38904115 >TFW I've still only played 80 hours of Skyrim and a grand total of 14 hours of TF2 I would be laughed out of /v/ if I ever dared to set foot in that place.
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>>38904205 I doubt it, /v/ is pretty tsundere for TF2. Skyrim threads get turned into Dragon Dildo threads.
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>>38904205 Not really, they hate both of those games. And it's a running joke there that nobody actually plays any games because they're too busy arguing on /v/.
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>ellipses bursting from her head
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>>38904234 >implying summer /v/ tolerates le Skyrim threads You been there recently?
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>>38904189 https://bad-dragon.com/products/xenogon >>38904192 https://bad-dragon.com/products/xar They also have dragon tongues, dragon tails, dragon vaginas (along with husky and mare), tentacles and dolphin dicks.
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>>38904205 /v/ hasn't liked TF2 for ages, updates killed it for us.
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Kaz seems like he'd be fun to have a drink with.
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>>38904293 >google image ...Jesus christ I don't even.
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>>38904289 No I try to avoid /v/ in the summer
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>>38904180 Do...do they offer bug fleshlights?
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/v/ here, We Deadpool now
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>>38904205 I just found it strange that Kaz has played more Skyrim than Oblivion. At least on steam anyway. He really didn't speak favorably of it.
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>>38904205 >80 hours You would have been laughed out for spending so long playing that terrible game.
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>>38904306 If banging Ovens couldn't shake him out of his depression, I really don't know what would.
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Goddamn Kazerad. There is so much solid toldanium in there it's inspired me to, well. I dunno. It's inspired me.
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>>38904322 Not yet but you can go suggest it on their forums
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>>38904322 There's some weird Fleshlights out there man.
http://www.fleshlight.com/freaks/ I'm 2VANILLA for anything but one of the molded units.
>>38904293 >$65.00 - $165.00 depending on size And I thought $70 for a fleshlight was shamefully expensive!
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4Chan: The Middle School AFTER High School
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i cant believe that on the /v/ thread they are still talking about PresTold, and here on /co/ we are talking about dildos, am i on bizarro 4chan?
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>>38904160 Lotax's twitter is one of the most depressing things I've ever read.
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>>38904456 Well, there was a crossthread link in the /v/ thread, so I'd attribute most of it to cross-retardation.
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>>38904160 at least the lp forums is still pretty good.
>>38904456 I think the two userbases have switched sides because /v/ hates its kin, and I bet /co/ is the same way.
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>>38904456 The /v/ thread has Duke in it doing TOLD voiceovers. It's great, man.
Get it together, you guys.
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the Preston butthurt in the replies is off the charts
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If you are a professional artist and don't use this kill yourself
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>>38904527 Douk is so silly.
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>>38904527 I just creamed my jorts, Duke.
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>>38904517 Man, that is so horrible. Anyone who's ever tweaked with the settings in the NVIDIA control centre can even tell you how fucking wrong that is.
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>>38904582 I'm not an artist, so I don't really know why that's stupid. Now I'm kind of curious. Could you give me the skinny (or the long, if you have to)?
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But prequel is badly drawn shit straight out of the dudes ass.
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>>38904517 ... is he implying that you don't clean your linework before you color and just assume that when you shrink it the AA will do it for you? What in the actual fuck.
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>>38904747 Fuck off, Dobson.
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>>38904747 The thing is, Kaz knows how to take criticism and knows about drawing, while Preston doesn't know shit and gets all pissy any time anyone even contradicts him
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>>38904747 >prequel is badly drawn shit no it isn't
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>>38904527 >>38904568 >>38904578 >>38904649 Wait, so is this guy known around /co/ or something? Is there more like this? I had to listen to this 5 times because I couldn't hear all of them over me laughing.
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>>38904747 Kazerad doesn't lock himself up in an ivory tower and refuse to talk to anyone who doesn't shower him with praise though.
The issue with Tom isn't that his art is terrible, because it isn't. The issue is that it's mediocre and he refuses to improve. Kazerad tries different things and actually tries to do things better.
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>>38904877 Incredible. Simply incredible.
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>>38904780 >>38904777 I know you can't understand it, being blind and therefore ignorant fanboys, but Prequel is REALLY shit (and that goes for all his other awful paint bullshit too). It's drawn shittily and the writing doesn't even quality as shit, that's offensive to shit.
He doesn't deserve your tongues up his ass, although seeing as you like the taste of shit it's fully understandable that you would stick it there. However as atrociously fucking bad Preston's art, attitude and "advice" is, a guy who can't do better while simultaneously displaying how much of a talentless douchenozzle he is is in no position whatsoever to talk down to someone else, not even Preston.
It's just too pathetic.
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I don't even read Prequel and holy shit do I suddenly have a lot of respect for the man.
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>>38904900 >Kazerad tries different things and actually tries to do things better. He has been running his various comics for years and he hasn't improved a single bit. What good is taking advice and critique if he is completely unable to apply it to his work process?
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>>38904888 That beautiful voice belongs to DOUK
He was one of the few good things on that colossal cancer pool called the /v/GAs
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>>38905012 You know he does things besides comics, right?
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>>38904980 that's your opinion though.
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>>38904980 What, exactly, is the issue with Prequel's art?
I mean if you're going to talk it down, could at least like, make some criticisms or something?
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I think the best thing about this thread is that it's incredibly likely that Kazerad is in this thread and entirely possible that Tom Preston is in this thread.
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>>38904777 Hmm, could you possibly elaborate on WHY you think Prequel is shit and WHY you think SYAC? Because so far, you seem to be doing nothing more than screeching "IT'S ALL SHIT" at the top of your lungs when one is demonstrably better in every conceivable way.
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>>38904747 So is Preston finished with your commission yet, anon? How many Azumanga Diaoh characters did you ask him to draw being inflated?
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>>38905015 Holy shit I forgot all about that. That was one of the reasons I stopped going to /v/
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>>38905043 It's probably that it's
>furry Ignore the poor sap and look at his art to make your own opinion. He has no grounds for criticism except maybe a comparative to hyper realism of other art masters he enjoys.
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>>38905044 >Preston >Ever browsing 4chan I think his fragile psyche would shatter.
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>>38904777 Oh shit, sorry, I replied to the wrong post.
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>>38904980 I don't even like prequel that much buy you sound like you are preston himself or have some reason to be as booty blistered towards him as you sound. Besides opinions and shit.
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>>38903904 You better have sent that with "Buckle up, Homestuck".
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>>38904808 No, it's actually really, really bad. You just like it for the shitty cheese cake and gratification from the artist taking your shitty unoriginal ideas to heart, from any artistic standpoint it's just plain trash.
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>>38905044 >Kaz in this thread possible albeit unlikely
>Preston in this thread NOPE, NEVER EVER EVER
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>I have spent a combined total of 20 dollars on advertising, and my comic rivals (if not exceeds) yours in readership.
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>>>/v/147614954 This needs to be here (I'll probably delete this 4 or 5 times figuring out how to cross boards)
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>>38905121 >stop liking what I don't like Move along, just a child.
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>>38904877 Goddammit, Kaz, get a fucking gmail or something.
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>>38905121 But *why* is it trash? You haven't offered up a criticism at all other than "it's shit". You must have some reason for disliking the art, some REASON that it is shit, right? If so, please elaborate.
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>>38905121 Yeah, nah, it's a well done comic.
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Blackarachnias Giant Robot Tits !bXU0gE0lts Thu 19 Jul 2012 11:14:52 No. 38905160 Report So, this is the first I've heard of Prequel. I've seen that cat on 4chan countless times, but never looked into what she was from. It looks like good stuff, but I have one question: Did anyone try to call foul and claim this guy was copying the creator of Homestuck? Because it's basically the same concept. That doesn't make it bad (or Homestuck good), I'm just wondering if anyone at least initially complained and if they didn't, why.
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>>38905121 Okay, cool, now explain why.
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>>38905153 HOLY SHIT AN ENTIRE POST FROM JULY 2011
thanks!
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>>38905111 I send all my gifts that way by habit because of lack of better words.
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>>38905160 It started out on the MSPA fan adventures forum. The original threads then has as many posts as entire other sub-forums, and so he moved it offsite. Suggestions are still all made on the MSPA forums.
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>>38905170 That explains a lot.
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>>38904160 Sorry to break it to you, but it became unfunny long before the white liberal circlejerk started, and FYAD hasn't done anything good for the better part of a decade.
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>>38905121 >mfw this guy is Kaz Anonymous
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>>38905121 >Cheese cake Confirmed for troll
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>>38905160 Why should they complain? It's proving that the mspa format can appeal to a crowd that aren't full blown artists.
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it's actually kind of arousing how calmly she tells his ass
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>>38904780 And the average 4Channer is any better... how exactly?
Sounds more like High School cliqueishness to me. Single out some guy you decide not to like and huddle together gossiping about how artist X's every statement or action vindicates their pettymindset against him/her
And before you accuse me of white knighting, I dont even read Preston's work. But I've seen people here do this same old shit to a bunch of various other artists and webcomics. You're just acting like kids in a clique. And more often than not, every bit as bad if not worse than their victim du jour. A cowardly would-be lynch mob who hides behind their anonymity and wouldnt ever have the nerve to address any given artist to his face individually.
Easier to pass judgement in anonymity and feel superior,
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>>38905066 He can't do anything resembling proportions, his coloring jobs are as bad as Preston's. His designs are ridiculously shitty, unoriginal and contrived and he hasn't ever come up with a single inspired thought of his own. You have to be legit mentally handicapped to even consider reading what he seems to believe constitutes good storytelling and no matter how much you try to polish the turd and put it on a pedestal, it's still a turd. Ugly, useless and something anyone could have shit out.
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>>38905265 is it really a man or are you pulling some /v/ tier hijinks on me
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>>38905270 You're really bad at this, guy.
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Blackarachnias Giant Robot Tits !bXU0gE0lts Thu 19 Jul 2012 11:19:45 No. 38905289 Report >>38905239 >Why should they complain? Because I get the impression some of its earliest fans were from /co/ and complaining is what /co/ does best.
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>>38905239 >>38905239 >that aren't full blown artists. HAhahaahH AAAHAHAHAAH
HA HA AHAHAH
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>>38905270 2/10 for getting people to respond this far, that was just really weak at the finish bro.
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>>38905261 People need something to hate. It's why Fox News exists. Hate-sinks are everywhere.
It's a public service. Something to generate unity in society, a force to rally against.
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>>38905261 >>38905270 My my, I think the Preston defense force has somehow found it's way here. And me, without my Carnevale mask. Oh darn.
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>>38905289 It's earliest fans were from
MSPA.com . The earliest /co/ readers were Homestuck General.
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Today, we are all Kazerad.
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>>38904517 So he doesn't ink in photoshop and colors with the paint bucket ignoring those new fangled layers?
Anonymous
>>38905313 So you got told, have no comeback or argument and it's on with the troll score and "a bloo bloo real weak almost got me buuh huuuh" shit?
Just keep your mouth shut and the fingers off of the keyboard and fuck off back to /b/ if you're too much of a retard to argue your opinion like an adult.
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>>38905311 Whatever.
It still turns me on.
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>>38905324 you can borrow mine
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>>38905324 Carnevale fellow moved to /v/, I'm afraid to say.
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>>38905261 >I don't actually know the guy, but maybe you're being hard on him. Preston got hate way before this.
The average 4channer doesn't actually have any respect, it's a sea of opinions. When someone tries to claim that they have a higher place, they either prove themselves or get laughed at. Preston actively refuses to take criticism. It's not we're just hating this guy, this guy proves himself worthy of it in how staunchly stuck in his own little world he is.
Anonymous
>>38905270 Could you give a specific example?
Also, not having original designs for things doesn't really count for Prequel. It's half user-based and half based on something else.
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>>38905376 Thank God for that. Nothing kills a retarded meme faster than being in /v/.
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This is actually the best day for me this week
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>>38905376 That sucks
I got Taskmaster
He has a mask
That's all I got
Anonymous
This would be more funny and less tragic if the person telling preston off could actually draw worth a damn himself. Right now it's just two wheelchair-bound downs kids arguing over who has the best scribbles and drool on their respective piece of papers.
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This is the most beautiful putdown of anyone I've ever seen, ever.
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>>38905363 >you got told See this is the kind of thing that gives you away. I'm not Kazerad, so why would I be told by your "criticisms" of his art? This just shows your objective was to make people mad. That and the obvious lack of specificity and informed opinion in your posts.
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>>38905397 Nah, they haven't figured it out yet.
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>>38905396 >.It's half user-based and half based on something else. And completely half-assed.
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>>38905430 >Implying Kaz can't draw worth a damn I find his drawings charming and well done. Deal with it
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>>38905160 Hussie didn't invent the concept of text adventure style comics driven by forum posts.
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>>38905447 Fuck. How can I hate someone and feel bad for them at the same time?
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>>38905430 Except Kaz can draw really well. Prequel is a finely drawn comic.
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>>38905451 >your entire post I don't give a shit why you'd want to suck off either of them, but neither can draw for shit and one "telling the other off" is pathetic. But nowhere near as pathetic as you for throwing a bitch fit about someone not liking what you like and telling you why.
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>>38905463 Yeah, look, awesome, but could you actively demonstrate the shit you say?
Anonymous
>>38905468 True enough, but it doesn't change the fact that Kazerad started out on MSPA forums and basically owes his comic's existence to Hussie.
Anonymous
You know, the thing that irks me about Preston's comments most (other than the complete ignorance of constructive criticism and absurd abundance of hubris, of course) is that he thinks that just because 4chan is a fuck of a lot cruder than most sites that our opinion means jack shit. It's not like 4chan hates EVERYTHING. I mean, if you show us something, SOMEONE on 4chan will hate it, but that applies in the real world as well. There are PLENTY of things that 4chan likes. If we're just talking about /co/ things, let me show a short (and by no means complete) list of things that /co/ generally (if not universally) likes:
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>>38905493 All I see is more /v/-style bitchfit posting.
>hurr everything is shit, you guys are shit Anonymous
>>38903107 Doesn't need a portfolio?
DOESN'T NEED A PORTFOLIO?
Okay, I'll be honest here, despite my caps, I am not an artist. If it needs something more then stick figures to be depicted, my ability starts to waver.
But my understanding from every other source I've ever fucking seen here or otherwise is more or less: "You wanna get a job, have good shit in your portfolio and not just one kinda good shit ad nauseim either. Show a range nigga."
So actual artists, whom I know are on this site... This... didn't change right? I just wanna confirm this retarded sounding thing is indeed as retarded as it sounds.
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>kaz's face when
Anonymous
Just think about it, /co/. After this massive burn, Kaz even offered some personal "coaching" as it were. Condescending, I know, but Preston deserved it and, more importantly, it was a perfect networking opportunity for him. Kaz works with hiring artists, and Preston never ceases whining about how he can't get a break. And yet Preston chooses to cling for dear life to his rationalizations.
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This is what DA should be. A seething pile of drama and angst.
Anonymous
One talentless nobody kicking another talentless nobody over the shins and a mob chanting around them.
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>>38905549 dude stop samefagging, it's just sad at this point
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>>38905534 What's more retarded is how he seems to think that learning and improving your skills is something that only happens in college.
Anonymous
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>>38905507 And Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff started off as making fun of some idiot on the Penny Arcade forums. Sometimes things start their life on someone else's site.
Anonymous
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>>38905247 Kazerad's a she?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>38905160 It started of on the MSPA forums, so it was deliberately crediting it's style to MSPA.
Anonymous
>>38905525 Some time ago when someone posted a webcomic about a fat otaku most of /co/ and /v/ loved it.
It was nice to see so much joy from the post.
Anonymous
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>>38903735 He cursed it actually. Or observed that there was always a curse. I'm not clear on that part. But it's cursed according to him.
Mind, he knows who his audience is and what we do. He's not actually mad about it. It's more a neutral observation.
Anonymous
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>>38902613 no As TOLD by Ginger Fuck off
Anonymous
Oh so it was the guy who did prequel who told proeston? Kinda like a kettle tolding a pot.
Anonymous
>>38905542 >Kaze takes Preston under his wing >He actually becomes a good artist and a good person >Movies are based off of him >All of 4chan loves him ♕ Roasted Bread ♕ !AHEROmI.qg
>>38902569 >praising tom preston getting cyber bullied Are you guys ever gonna grow up?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>38905624 I remember that! he was like a bizarro prestron
Anonymous
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>>38905665 only after he does.
because we care about him.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>38905657 It happened with F@nb0y$.
Anonymous
>>38905657 >meanwhile Kaz dies alone and poor Anonymous
>>38905697 yeah that guy, I don't remember his name. ...Ronnie?
Anonymous
>>38905733 The comic is Whomp, and the character is indeed Ronnie
Anonymous
>>38905651 You aren't fooling anyone samefriend
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>38905485 >calling a man who does something he doesn't like to pay his bills a cunt Christ, dude I don't even like Preston but that was just pathetic.
Anonymous
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>>38905733 www.whompcomic.com A self-parodying autobio webcomic wherein the artist draws himself as LESS attractive than he really is and hilarity ensues.
Anonymous
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>>38905724 >he signals his departure by Making Katia happy Anonymous
Anonymous
>>38905752 >More than one person hates prequel >Must be a samefag Anonymous
>>38905784 They're all using the same shitty excuses though.
♕ Roasted Bread ♕ !AHEROmI.qg
>>38905784 And this is why being a trip is a good thing
Anonymous
>>38905796 >The truth >Shitty excuse Get over it prequel is shit.
Anonymous
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>>38905784 Same post word for word.
Anonymous
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>>38905818 but why is the art bad? why is the writing bad?
just saying it's simple or too crude doesn't mean squat, the point is the animation.
Anonymous
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>>38905784 >More then one person comes into the thread and insults Prequel and Kazerad >This done by acting surprised at the fact that Kazerad has the high ground in this debate, and is similar to the "kettle calling the pot black" >They then refuse to actually explain why they dislike it, and when pushed give a bunch of comments that are incredibly vague and without substance >They also seem quick to defend themselves against being called a samefag Totally different people.
Anonymous
Why can't Hussie fans understand that not everyone likes the guy or his comic? I mean my god, how far up his ass does your noses really need to be?
♕ Roasted Bread ♕ !AHEROmI.qg
>>38905850 >out of /co/ You act as if there's any other worth while threads that would be going on
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>38905850 This isn't Hussie you fucking troglodyte.
Anonymous
>>38905850 Hussie?
Dude I think you're in the wrong thread
Anonymous
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>>38905208 I place the date at around 2009. You?
Anonymous
>>38905850 While I agree Hussie fanboys are a bit grating, wrong thread amigo.
Anonymous
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>>38905850 >Prequel >Hussie Anonymous
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Shut the fuck up furfags
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>38905898 >>38905895 >>38905887 That's an easy mistake to make, since both are indistinguishable shades of shit. Does it really matter who does the crappy paint art when it's all the same?
Blackarachnias Giant Robot Tits !bXU0gE0lts
Blackarachnias Giant Robot Tits !bXU0gE0lts Thu 19 Jul 2012 11:52:29 No. 38905962 Report >>38905811 Well, it doesn't prove there are multiple people in a thread. I could be you, for instance. Costs nothing to make a new trip.
♕ Roasted Bread ♕ !AHEROmI.qg
>>38905962 >I could be you No, since you aren't as beloved or handsome as me.
♕ Roasted Bread ♕ !AHEROmI.qg
>>38905869 Me and Cosmic were actually having a good talk about this earlier in the first thread, as well as ForeverPandering and his general dickery for why I disliked him.
Anyway, I think I'll be going up to my quarters in the handsome palace now, for sleep. But as always, it's been an eventful day. I'll be seeing ya.
Anonymous
>>38905962 WHAT IF THIS THREAD IS ONLY ONE GUY ARGUING WITH HIMSELF?
♕ Roasted Bread ♕ !AHEROmI.qg
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>>38905979 Sleep well, Blue. You handsome devil
Anonymous
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>>38905951 Opinions are subjective, and therefore cannot be wrong, and yet yours is.
Anonymous
>>38905951 Yes, two people who do different things on different scales with different key ideas are different.
Anonymous
>>38905975 Oh come off of it, your ego is as inflated as Dobsons. If not MORE.
Blackarachnias Giant Robot Tits !bXU0gE0lts
Blackarachnias Giant Robot Tits !bXU0gE0lts Thu 19 Jul 2012 11:54:50 No. 38906003 Report Quoted By:
>>38905984 See that's entirely possible. Not probable, but possible.
Anonymous
>>38905898 >>38905918 How can you tell?
As someone who only sees either when /co/ forces it on me, I thought it was the same thing from the same author, except one series was ripping off Oblivion with an awful "I'M SAD" storyline, and the other was just an incomprehensible mess of weird autistic brain farts.
♕ Roasted Bread ♕ !AHEROmI.qg
>>38906001 >ego I don't have a goddamn ego. I'm just aware I'm better than most people, and choose when to remind them of it. That's why I'm humble
Anonymous
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>>38906004 /co/ doesn't force shit to you. Use filters and hide the threads if you don't like them.
Anonymous
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>>38906004 >I don't actually know anything about these things, but I clearly have all the right in the world to tell the people who like them why exactly they are dumb and stupid Anonymous
>>38905951 This might be a good point if your original post meant anything at all and were even vaguely relevant.
And even then it wouldn't be a good point.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>38905993 BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS
NO ONE CAN DO TWO DIFFERENT THINGS AT THE SAME TIME OR HAVE TWO DIFFERENT IDEAS
BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS
Anonymous
>>38906012 >humble 2/10. Best I can do. But really, try harder, eh?
Anonymous
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>>38906028 >troll >joke Learn the difference, it could save your life.
Anonymous
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>>38905984 >dat sad hotdog ;_;
♕ Roasted Bread ♕ !AHEROmI.qg
>>38906041 I don't know what you mean by this, but glad you agree I'm humble.
Anonymous
>>38906004 I can tell because I have spent more than a millisecond educating myself about the topic at hand before spewing garbage out of my mouth about it.
Anonymous
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>>38906027 But then, what would you know and why should anyone give a shit about you or your opinion?
Anonymous
>>38905984 >implying it isn't god your dense. the whole thread is Kaz samefagging
Anonymous
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>>38906039 Stop being buttmad someone called you out on your stupidity. You don't know what you're talking about. But that's okay. This is 4chan. You can just move on, nobody will ever know.
Anonymous
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>>38906066 I am Kaz?
fuck yeah time to make Katia happy
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>38906048 But I wasn't agreeing with you. I was making a joke about how you say you're humble but by saying that you're really not.
>ifyouhavetoexplainthejokethereisnojoke.jpg Anonymous
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>>38906054 Didn't seem to work, I can see the liquid faeces dripping down your chin.
Anonymous
Well of course RB would defend Preston. He writes a comic about lesbians, and bread is himself a straight lesbian.
♕ Roasted Bread ♕ !AHEROmI.qg
>>38906094 I didn't know that since you were using wrong calendar dates despite today being 7/19. How would you like it if in the middle of a comedy club I just yelled wrong dates? That's not a joke, retard.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>38906088 >>38906088 >I'm simultaneously watching two 4chan threads unfold about this right now ♕ Roasted Bread ♕ !AHEROmI.qg
>>38906100 That and it's really sophomoric of you guys to support him being harassed online. Lay off and go do something productive
Anonymous
>>38906135 And this is the best /co/ has to offer. Sorry, Kaz!
Anonymous
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>>38906088 >I'm simultaneously watching two 4chan threads unfold about this right now Anonymous
>>38906115 No no no, I was rating your post by how mad I got on a scale of 10. I was a little bit upset but I got over it as quick as The Flash can make a woman achieve orgasm.
Anonymous
The thing I'm worried about is, Preston might be beyond the point of no return.
Anonymous
>>38906167 Reminds me of that first time Prequel's author visited a /co/ thread
... wish I didn't remember that train wreck.
♕ Roasted Bread ♕ !AHEROmI.qg
>>38906181 Why would you rate a post? Numerical value isn't applicable to a conversation. Are you autistic? That's like me rating something someone said mid-conversation because I didn't like it.
Anonymous
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>>38905951 I have never seen a more pathetic samefag. I know you are a troll but god dammit is it pathetic.
Anonymous
>>38906012 >Tripfag >No Ego >Has fucking crowns in his fucking name >No Ego >Calls himself a hero in his trip >No Ego >Says he's better than everyone >No Ego And this is why no one will ever take you seriously, Roasted Bread. All encompassed in one simple post.
Anonymous
>>38906198 And by Prequel I mean Paranatural
Anonymous
>berating preston >people still doing this
Anonymous
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>>38906138 You should know as well as anyone that people need something to hate. Something convenient and easy to hate.
Everyone does it, not just fat neckbeards on 4chan (no, 4chan shouldn't or won't ever be trendsetting an example of how to act with civility). Yes, a lot of the trolling is retarded, but he's an easy target because he blows up so quickly and doesn't listen to legitimate help when he knows damn well it's more than a troll.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>38906221 Go back to be Dobson
Anonymous
>>38906203 So, you're saying you DON'T carry around numbered cards to display freely as you rate others comments? Do...you even talk to others? I mean, everyone I know does it. Where are you from?
Anonymous
Someone mind to explain who are those two and why it is so hilarious that the first one GOT TOLD. Well, I kind of know who Preston is, but who in the hell is the second guy?
Anonymous
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>>38906196 He is far past the point of no return. That might be why he's being such a faggot. He knows that if he does take advice and improve, he will have lost, and if it ends with him improving, he'll just be another artist on the internet.
Anonymous
>>38906216 How did that go?
♕ Roasted Bread ♕ !AHEROmI.qg
>>38906211 Okay, I'm about to school you
1) I'm a trip to take responsibility.of my posts since I'm an adult, and find the concept of posting anon immature and irresponsible. Besides, most anons are rampant shitposters.
2) The crowns are to signify I'm superior to the average poster since I've earned my place as king
3) I am infact better than most
It's my decision not to rub this in your face that makes me humble.
Anonymous
/v/'s thread hit bump limit, hey /co/
Anonymous
>Preston is literally scared of going on 4chan
♕ Roasted Bread ♕ !AHEROmI.qg
>>38906242 Not from the bizzaro autism land you live in, kid
Anonymous
>>38906272 You can't trick me, you aren't /v/. You didn't even shitpost ironically.
♕ Roasted Bread ♕ !AHEROmI.qg
>>38906284 He's not scared. This isn't a place for legitimate discussion. He's looking for a more mature place.
Anonymous
>>38906293 Of course I'm not /v/, I just go there, /v/ isn't one person you know.
Anonymous
People love to forget that the trolls created the monster that is Tom Preston. He is only having any success in his career because of the shitstorms that trolls kick up, bringing what will become actual fans to his doorstep.
Anonymous
>>38906301 4chan is a great place for genuine criticism. If you can't see that, then you're retarded.
Also you're a shit troll please fuck off.
Anonymous
>>38906309 Lies. Sweet, sweet lies.
Anonymous
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>>38906264 >Attempts to rub it in my face >Then says he's not rubbing it in my face I rest my case.
Anonymous
>>38906263 Terrible. By the time he got in, the thread had devolved into shitty trolls trolling shitty trolls. And it all started because I described his comic to a potential new reader as something along the lines of "Earthbound meets the start of Bleach with the reaction image/panel ratio of One Piece" and some autistic fuck started raging about how IT HAD NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH THE MASTER PIECE THAT WAS EARTHBOUND SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SHITTY FUCK- eh, you can guess how it went from there
Anonymous
>>38906301 It all makes sense now.
Roasted Bread is Andrew Dobson.
Anonymous
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>>38906264 1. But only children try to be adult. Most adults don't give a fuck if what they're doing is called childish.
2. I don't think anyone voted you king...
3. I don't think you understand what humble is if you say you're "better than most"
And you keep rubbing this in everyones faces all the time. Are you sure you've read the dictionary on the word humble?
♕ Roasted Bread ♕ !AHEROmI.qg
>>38906322 >genuine criticism >don't agree with me so you're a troll How does it feel to prove my point, champ?
♕ Roasted Bread ♕ !AHEROmI.qg
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>>38906334 I've got too much going on to be a webcomic artist. Although, I do have loyal fans like him.
Bitch Potter !!Ugt2lNw+OV2
>>38906339 You're proving his point, Meat.
Anonymous
♕ Roasted Bread ♕ !AHEROmI.qg
>>38906361 What point? That wasn't even an argument.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>38906326 Is it just me or is this place infested with tripfags?
Bitch Potter !!Ugt2lNw+OV2
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>>38906375 That you're a shit troll.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>38906287 >bizarro But everyone here speaks forwardly and not like it was opposite day. Nobody here looks like rocks either.
>autism No, no one I know has autism. Except for Ben but he keeps to himself. And really if you're just going to insult others I'm pretty sure that just means you're getting mad or running out of witty things to say. Which is it, RB?
Anonymous
>>38906339 I'm sorry Bitch Potter but I don't think you're a troll because you disagree with me. I think you're a troll because literally everything you have posted ever on 4chan is you acting like an edgy desperate high schooler, deliberately posting illogical things trying to get a rise out of people.
How is that for some genuine criticism, Bitch Potter?
Anonymous
>>38906317 He had fans before 4chan started hating on him. Those fans are the reason we DO hate on him, because if any of his fans are artists themselves, Preston is leading them onto his path. And his path is a dead-fucking-end. Most of us genuinely WANT this guy to see reason and improve his work and pass what he learns along. Or at least stop altogether so that he doesn't infect the next generation of artists with his lazy, no-criticism-allowed philosophy.
Anonymous
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>>38906264 I always thought a 4chan hero would hide their identity, and rather then claim the glory for oneself would improve the boards subtly, so that people would be inspired and push themselves to greater heights.
Anonymous
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>>38906396 FINALLY.
Full of tripfags here, later /co/
Anonymous
Anonymous
I'm in no form an expert on this topic, but why does Prequel look like utter shit even though the creator behind it sounds like he knows a thing or two?
Anonymous
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>>38906388 Infested, no. There are circlejerk threads occasionally, but for the most part the tripfags here are parodies of boards that actually take that shit seriously. Exhibit A: Roasted Bread.
Anonymous
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>>38906088 well, I'm not sure about 'anyone in the industry,' but then again, I don't really know about the industry. the point is, not a very strong point to make in an argument.
Anonymous
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>Generic furry shitstain V autistic
♕ Roasted Bread ♕ !AHEROmI.qg
>>38906400 >literally everything That's not true. You'd need documentation of every post I've ever made. The majority of my posts have all be on topic. Now you're just talking out your ass
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>38906379 Preston is an hack webcomic artist that thinks he's hot shit, refuses to take any kind of criticism and has shitty tastes in everything. He also draws inflation art.
The other guy is the author of Prequel, another webcomic.
The Machinist
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And thus, my newfaggotry has come to an apex.I have no idea who this guy is. I've heard he's a horribly hated webcomic guy, but not much beyond that. Anyone care to explain?
Anonymous
>>38906425 It's his shit he does on his free time rather than the stuff he gets paid to do
Anonymous
All these vocaroos... they break my heart
>Can deepen my voice near Duke quality, but I would have to practice of course >I actually have a pretty enjoyable singing voice if I do say myself >Can mimick various voices from Mickey Mouse to a LOADSAMONEY British Cockney accent >Also, enjoyable hungarian accent, like Lugosi's >Drop spaghetti everywhere if I want to try it in public, or in a microphone durning a game >Every time I speak to parents, friends etc, I just use a very emotionless cracking voice >Apply for an AD for a radio play >Chicken out >Bro proposes to me that we should do let's plays since I make him laugh whenever we play together >I only write to him, since I'm too shy to use my voice, or even improvize anything that's like the stuff I would write >Be quiet as fuck durning a test shoot with him I don't know what to do ;_;
>>38906379 >Preston Shitty artist, egotistic, horrible person.
>Kazerad Maker of the Prequel webcomic,
♕ Roasted Bread ♕ !AHEROmI.qg
>>38906398 >except for Ben Are you from hsg?
Anonymous
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>>38906406 Well any idiot on DA has 'fans'. But not nearly to the extent that Preston has. His skill to fan ratio is COMPLETELY off-kilter and you have got to admit it's because of all the controversy.
Anonymous
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>>38906379 >>38906379 You're literally as dumb as Preston. Why should it matter who the other guy is? He brings up valid points. No necessary to be a chef to criticize food.
Bitch Potter !!Ugt2lNw+OV2
>>38906430 No, you are talking out of YOUR ass.
Your delicious, fat little ass, that would look splendid when brought to a golden brown, slow-roasted with pineapple glaze. Served with roast cashews and steamed cabbage.
Anonymous
>>38906425 Because it's a webcomic, an interactive one, he has to be fast. You can see when he draws something quickly, since simple/no background and such.
Also, why does Katia's head change sometims from a round simple one to a more detailed one? He uses sprites, or did Kaz drew some of it up before starting Prequel? Anonymous
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>>38906450 Where can I find any of his paid work?
Anonymous
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>>38906470 No, I've never read homestuck past the first few pages. Could never get into it. You keep sidestepping my questions with what -seem- to be insults. Are you still trying?
Anonymous
>>38906430 >WHAT IS HYPERBOLE Mr. Potter you bore everyone. Your shtick has gotten fucking ancient. I already know you're gonna reply with
>"Actually I'm really popular here and a lot of people like me" You're a predictable, desperate troll, please leave.
♕ Roasted Bread ♕ !AHEROmI.qg
>>38906488 I get it; you want to eat me. So edgy, man.
>>38906501 What does this post even mean? You just put green text in and called me a troll. Come with facts or do I need to smack you around a bit?
Cosmic !SCAREt66uM
>>38905015 That isn't Duke, brah. Duke has a trip, I've heard this guy in other vocaroo threads. He has a good voice, too.
Anonymous
>>38906421 >>38906421 jezuz, both are horrible at art and both bitching at each other
one of them is a furfag even
WHO THE FUCK CARES
♕ Roasted Bread ♕ !AHEROmI.qg
>>38906520 Cosmic, it's late. Why aren't you handsomely asleep?
Anonymous
>>38906519 We all know you can't play basketball, I think it would be reasonable to assume you can't do much of anything athletic.
Cosmic !SCAREt66uM
>>38906530 Dunno, brah. It's even later for you.
Anonymous
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>>38906527 you cared enough to post in the thread
♕ Roasted Bread ♕ !AHEROmI.qg
>>38906542 I actually got better at basketball and am very muscular as you well know.
>>38906546 Anything new since last we spoke?
Anonymous
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>>38906491 >he has to be fast >tfw day after day no update >feels_batman.jpg Anonymous
>>38906519 Look at this desperate babby, being destroyed by pure logic and argumentative ability. So dazed is he by my cyber bitch-slap he confuses my devastating blow as "Just a bunch of greentext".
Mmm, how do you like being trolled, Bitch Potter? Feel good?
Anonymous
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>>38906527 Preston is sort of... stubborn. He makes some mistakes pretty often, and then when people call him out on it he just calls everyone who says anything bad about him a troll. He actively doesn't put effort into his work, doesn't try to improve, and has stated he doesn't want to try to improve his artstyle.
Kazerad is pretty well liked as is the comic Prequel.
Cosmic !SCAREt66uM
>>38906560 I got more guys going to see the Dark Knight Rises with me, and I've found a few new video channels to pass the time with.
Nothing much else other than that. What about you?
Anonymous
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>>38906264 Roasted, only children claim they do something because "they're adults".
♕ Roasted Bread ♕ !AHEROmI.qg
>>38906568 >my cyber bitch-slap Okay, that was funny. You still need to simmer down, brah.
Anonymous
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>>38906594 Ladies and Gentlemen, Burnt Toast.
♕ Roasted Bread ♕ !AHEROmI.qg
>>38906583 I ate some ice cream and thought about you, actually.
Anonymous
>>38906594 Oh RB, fat isn't muscles at all. You really get your words mixed up a lot don't you? Well, it's 4:30 here and I'm pretty tired. Sorry I can't converse with you more, pal, but I got work tomorrow. Another day perhaps...
Anonymous
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>>38906425 What's your standard for shit?
It's not great, but it's not aiming to be. It's simplified, stylised, and there's a distinct lack of detail. This is a design choice.
Anonymous
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>>38906461 get a little bit drunk
just a bit
Anonymous
So one thread is trips circlejerking while the other thread is about the validity of "Learn anatomy" as a critique.
♕ Roasted Bread ♕ !AHEROmI.qg
>>389066 I'm not fat, though. I just have a lot of muscle mass. Get to sleep then. I'll see ya around, chum
Anonymous
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>Thread with good content >Tripfags shit it up
Anonymous
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>>38906637 Actually the /v/ threads are much better than the /co/ threads
Cosmic !SCAREt66uM
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>>38906617 What kind of ice cream was it? I was looking for your posts on the archive but they didn't all come up until a few minutes ago, it was weird.
Anonymous
thread is sad. bulling a retard doesn't make you cool internet. I
♕ Roasted Bread ♕ !AHEROmI.qg
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>>38906652 This was meant for:
>>38906624 I don't know what the fuck happened there
Anonymous
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>>38905247 Kazerad's a guy
he had an interview with webcomic beacon or w/e
now put your boner away
Anonymous
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>>38906672 >Retard gets criticism >Acts like a dick I see no bullying in Kaz's replies. Go back to bed Dobson.
Anonymous
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>>38906491 Are there any art samples showcasing this guy's art when he isn't drawing quick webcomic stuff? What does his art look like when he puts effort into it?
Cosmic !SCAREt66uM
>>38906707 Toss up between Peanut Butter & Chocolate and Fudge Brownie. Cookies n' Cream is good too, though.
I haven't eaten Ice Cream in forever.
Anonymous
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>>38906594 >Gets told hard >"Ha ha you're funny man, please leave me alone I can't handle any more of your holy abuse" Bitch Potter has been conquered, everyone just ignore this queer now.
♕ Roasted Bread ♕ !AHEROmI.qg
>>38906726 We should go get ice cream. Imagine the ice cream vendors face seeing our handsome visage. We'd probably get it for free
Anonymous
you guys are tool. the preston hate meme was constructe by one asspained mongoloid that started spamming 4chan about recruiting his personal army to retaliate after being blocked on DA. you guy followed like the sheeps you are because cwc was so cool and you wanted your own. Kaz isn't better than the wet bandit on this case. just jumping on a bandwagon because internet told him it was cool to care about a nobody.
Cosmic !SCAREt66uM
>>38906748 Oh yeah, for sure. I'm sure the guy handing us the ice cream would be shaky due to our handsome intimidation and drop it the first time, though.
Imagine taking our Sloth on a walk and getting ice cream with it.
Anonymous
where are the mods. why aren't they banning the tripfags that derail anything?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>38906775 You should get a trip if you're going to be so obvious, Preston.
♕ Roasted Bread ♕ !AHEROmI.qg
>>38906775 >you guys are tool I really wish the age rule was enforced on this board so I wouldn't have to read this non-handsome gibberish.
>>38906782 We'd be more badass than JoJo
Kazerad
>>38906379 I am Kazerad (BallistaeHero on DeviantArt). I write Oblivion fanficiton, basically. I'm not a professional artist by trade, but I have done some paid work, used to enter art contests regularly, have on occasion paid artists to do work for me, and am currently toying with the idea of breaking into game design. I get along okay with 4chan.
Tom Preston is an artist who makes his living giving very bad advice to younger artists, basically. He's kind of a douche, and when he started saying antialiasing was the same thing blurring, I logged into DA and commented on it. It's spiraled into a pretty hilarious (if depressing) episode of him flipping his shit.
I've gotten a lot of new readers from this and have had some fun conversations with people who were offended by Preston/his comics in the past.
♕ Roasted Bread ♕ !AHEROmI.qg
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>>38906786 What tripfags are derailing? I hate tripfags that enter a thread solely to shitpost. It really grinds my handsome gears. I'll beat this trip up for you
Anonymous
>>38906775 Hating Preston isn't a "meme" you retard.
Anonymous
Anonymous
This is what I thought right away.
Anonymous
♕ Roasted Bread ♕ !AHEROmI.qg
>>38906835 >doesn't know what non-handsome means Cos, please tell me you see this non-handsome right now.
Anonymous
>>38906821 I might not necessarily like your comic, but you've earned my respect.
Anonymous
Guys, I have a problem. Everytime I look at Preston's comics I want to make comics....what does it mean?
Cosmic !SCAREt66uM
>>38906811 I like that you're thinking of JJBA but no one in the series is actually named JoJo.
You should prioritize it over Homestuck, for real. It really does unite people across boards.
And it's probably better, too.
Anonymous
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>>38906821 Fapping to this post, just so you know.
Anonymous
http://www.andrewchesworth.com/ This guy and Preston went to the same college. Chesworth works for Disney now. Funny how that went, didn't it?
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>>38906860 You see shit and figure you could do much better.
Bitch Potter !!Ugt2lNw+OV2
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>>38906811 That was good, relatively high quality post.
Anonymous
>>38906829 it is. it started by daily dose and perma bump with canivale picutre. it's the forced meme inits very nature. it wasn't funny or interesting, it was just there, so every newfag that discovered the bpard assimilated it as a "board tradition" and now we are there, drones following the meme bnecause they really believe people ever cared about him except the daily doser and the carnivale spammer.
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>>38906860 That you strive to make art and improve it, unlike him.
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>>38906821 You sir have earned the Emperor's blessing this day.
♕ Roasted Bread ♕ !AHEROmI.qg
>>38906863 I need a link to the pastebin again
>>38906821 Hey, attentionwhore, go back to bullying tom preston because.
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>>38906853 These are good
>>38906854 I'm seeing it, it's like he dropped out of Handsome 101 in High School or something.
People like us had an unfair advantage in those classes, but I'm pretty sure it was fairly easy if you just read the required material in the textbooks.
>thfw Brad Pitt came in your class as a guest speaker Best day of my life
Anonymous
>>38906890 I don't think you understand what a meme is.
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>>38906821 Posting in a Kazerad thread.
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>>38906906 >because Don't know what happened there, but because you're envious of his determination.
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>>38906821 >fanficiton 2/10 would not read about crying cats from again
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>>38906906 http://pastebin.com/8savFgaL Credits to DEEPFAG once again
I actually saw him on here last night, believe it or not. It was crazy.
Anonymous
♕ Roasted Bread ♕ !AHEROmI.qg
>>38906939 We should give him a handsome greeting next time we see him.
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>>38906821 You're a pretty cool guy, Kaz.
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>>38906890 Bumping in appreciation.
Fuck Kaz can hit hard when he wants to.
>>38906821 If that is in fact you Kaz good job he needed to hear it.
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>>38906908 http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PjzvqXzU0s I don't even know anymore.
I open the floor to requests.
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>>38906950 Yeah, I talked to him about JoJo for a post or two. It was just weird that he showed up the same night I gave him credits and mentioned how he seems to go to all the big media boards except /co/.
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>>38906863 but cosmic he made a deal that if he catches up to the current update in a week then he gets a date with Angel, and he's only got 6 days left!
also yeah jojo's definitely better, and I say this as a massive fan of homestuck Anonymous
>>38906873 I watch Pandering's videos too. Anonymous
Anonymous
What bugs people about these threads is that they use a guise of wanting to help him, when nobody really wants to see him do anything but quit.
♕ Roasted Bread ♕ !AHEROmI.qg
>>38906998 >pandering Foreverpandering? That guy is a sensitive baby who can't take criticism.
>>38906989 I'm going to get that date with her.
>>38906988 Just downloaded phantom blood. We in this, handsome
Anonymous
>>38905012 I know this is late, but do people commenting on the art style of Prequel known anything of MS Paint stuff? That he adheres to a style and can keep it the same because it is simple and has a purpose (storytelling). Maybe it is stupid to get peeved over but jesus...
Anonymous
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>>38906989 Yeah, I saw. I just heard she was uggo, but there are mixed feelings about her.
I love JoJo, I'm going to finish a new volume by the end of the night.
>>38906998 Roneryanon > Pandering
>>38907020 Alright, just remember it gets better. I personally liked Part 1 but I've heard a lot of big fans of the series say it's shitty.
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>>38907046 Can you explain why you claimed I have faggotry?
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>>38907031 See
>>38905170 It's just /v/ trolls from the cross threading that was happening.
Anonymous
>>38907020 At the rate you're going? Pffffffffffft. You should be reading homestuck RIGHT NOW if you want to have any hope.
And we aren't gonna let you just skim shit. We're preparing a quiz and everything.
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>>38907017 Not everyone is a cynical, heartless bastard.
I mean I am and I love just watching the trainwreck but even I assume that at least some of the people offering advice are genuine. ♕ Roasted Bread ♕ !AHEROmI.qg
>>38907063 Oh jesus. I'm currently examining the fireplace in John's house. That's impressive, right?
Anonymous
>>38906843 >>38906843 >That ending How does the original go again?
Anonymous
>>38907057 I'm sorry roasted, but it's true
you have faggotry
That's not the bad news.
It's terminal. There's no cure.
...Well, maybe- No, no, it's untested, and there's no way you'd survive anyway.
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>>38902569 >Getting trolled by Roasted Green Hahahahahaha
Anonymous
>>38907081 He steals the dude's glasses between panels and it's for something like Fast People Incorporated.
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>>38907017 We all know he's more likely to flounce out than to actually take advice.
♕ Roasted Bread ♕ !AHEROmI.qg
>>38907087 Why're you saying I have this, though? Is it because what I said about pandering? 'Cause I have evidence he's actually sensitive.
Anonymous
>>38906912 more than you, bandwagon jumping drone.
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>>38906987 These are grin inducing. Good work.
>>38907079 I'm sure there are hot girls that like JoJo, Roasted. It would make sense, since there are so many fabulous handsomes in it.
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>>38906821 You've done the world a good favor, Kazzy my boy. Someone needed to tell that fat fuck off sooner or later, just nobody had the credibility to do it. Perhaps now he could actually sit the hell down and listen for once.
♕ Roasted Bread ♕ !AHEROmI.qg
>>38907120 So, none of the images in the rar are opening. Oh no.
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>>38907147 That's odd...
Try extracting the whole folder and then clicking on them.
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>>38907114 I'm just reading the screencaps and kibitzing; I don't care about any of the people involved in the slightest and I wasn't part of your argument to begin with. So, y'know, assumptions on an anonymous image board or something.
But seriously, read Dawkins. You'd like his work, I'm sure.
Anonymous
>>38907103 no, that was the Perry Bible Followship version, not the Cyanide and Happiness version.
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>>38907112 No... no, Pandering has nothing to do with this. The list is quite long, but ultimately irrelevant if we follow the proper procedure the other doctor laid out...
But, there's no way someone in your condition would ever survive the procedure. Your levels of USW are far too high for it to have any reasonable chance of success anyway, so I'm sorry. There's nothing I can do.
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>>38907017 Well Kaz's advice wasn't really intended to help Preston directly.
It basically amounted to "stop telling people who don't know any better how to do things the wrong way because you could be setting them up for a lifetime of failure."
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>>38905757 He's got a fucking webcomic, and he's whining about how nobody likes this thing and he's ownly doing it for money.
Think is, it's not some comissioned work. IT'S WHAT HE DOES SELF EMPLOYED.
And when you have that attitude towards your own work "It's meh, I'm meh, not going to bother to improve it cause why?" And you let this get to the few fans you have? Yeah. your a fucking cunt.
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>>38907156 >>38907147 I just downloaded the first volume and they images are opening for me...
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>>38907167 Oh -- you're right, my bad.
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>>38907179 You lil' homo. How about I record one against you?
>>38907193 Why are you dotting like Boco?
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Is this a new Roasted Bread? What happened to him being against the 'gay agenda' and warding off homosexuals with his glitterfu? Now he loves handsome men?
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>>38907208 Jojo's handsome men are universally attractive to men and women alike, you fool.
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>>38907205 I don't really know...
Also they're called ellipses....
...yeah...
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Oh shi-
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>>38907242 ...Yeah...I'm gonna try re-downloading the rar...
I was beating off to video-game characters today...
#shitBocosays
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>>38907167 >Perry Bible fellowship Damn, I haven't read it for a year so I went back and got this....
2deep4me
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>>38905757 Missed your comment. I don't have a problem with him taking work he's not happy with, I have a problem with his self-important whining and defeatist attitude.
>"... no matter how hard I try, it's just gonna get shot down anyway, so why bother." That's something a cunt says. I defy you to picture Neil Gaiman saying something like that. Ergo, Neil Gaiman is not a cunt. QED
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>>38907263 >beating off to video-game characters >#shitBocosays Haha.... you got me.... that was pretty funny...
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>>38907275 You must think you're such a big man. I'm recording mine against you right now
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>avatarfagging
Anonymous
GUYS
>>>/ic/1219353 THERES NO WAY THIS IS REAL
♕ Roasted Bread ♕ !AHEROmI.qg
>>38907286 Oh..you're dating a girl who would never give me the time of day...
yeah..i make her laugh...so I'm stealing her..
#DelusionsBococbelievesin
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>>38907331 *cracks knuckles*
Make me
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>>38907310 I bet you also believe Buckley wrote anti feminist porn...
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>>38907315 ...I'm ugly...but I'm also delusional about my position with a woman...I can steal her from handsomes....
#BocoTalkingNonsense
You saw all that? Good shit
♕ Roasted Bread ♕ !AHEROmI.qg
>>38907356 >filename You're a hoot. Yeah, Boco is such a clown sometimes. I think he went to the same circus as Hoi
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>>38907378 Also, I finished my vocaroo against that internet tough guy from earlier in the tread.
Anonymous
Aaaaaand rosted and cosmic comes to shitpost....Thank you both for deciding to pick the thread to come jerk off in.
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>>38907378 Haha, yeah probably. I bet they were best clown friends until they had a falling out over us.
>How can you admire that Roasted guy... He's such a troglodyte... >I want to be just like him! >...we're through... >Fine! I'll be handsome and you can stay a clown forever! >... Yeah, I thought it was some random dude crushing on her that was actually confident, thinking he could step to us. I laughed out loud when I found out I was talking to Boco. I had to check the mirror to make sure I was still handsome. You know, in case I somehow ended up in some Bizarro universe.
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>thread involving Prequel >no Katia posted
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>>38907443 Like those two characters in a show who you think aren't related at all until they randomly introduce some past relationship later on.
They've probably put the encounter behind them and don't ever talk about it, pretending that they never knew each other.
>>38907440 No problem
♕ Roasted Bread ♕ !AHEROmI.qg
>>38907443 My sleepy is really increasing my appreciation of your posts and filenames. Should we go handsome up a HSG?
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>>38907495 Sure, let me finish some videos. I'll be there in 15-20
Use foolz if you can't find the HSG from the front page
♕ Roasted Bread ♕ !AHEROmI.qg
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>>38907514 >Let's throw around words we don't understand. Anonymous
>>38907514 trying a bit too hard there with the ironic shitposting
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>>38907547 Oh god, this is fucking gold
Anonymous
>>38907514 ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
Anonymous
>>38907566 It isn't ironic shitposting, he is directly insulting the people in these threads, because he doesn't like their attitude. Ironic shitposting is shit you see on /mu/, with "le" and "vector faces" and shit like that.
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>>38907547 Goddamn it Roasted, you are the most dedicated troll I've seen in a fucking while man. 10/10
Anonymous
>Ctrl+F carnivale >One result >Not even carnivale
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>>38907608 All TRUE Scotsman like haggis.
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>>38907611 >foreverpandering WINDOW CLOSED
just kidding, I've already seen it Cosmic !SCAREt66uM
♕ Roasted Bread ♕ !AHEROmI.qg
>>38907611 Pandering is a baby
Cosmic, hsg is lonely without your face
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>>38907606 Ever see a giant carnivale robot shoot machine gun tits before getting torn apart by small ant robots all while achieving orgasm?
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>>38907648 Be there in a minute, let me get some new handsome images
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>>38907646 Sorry, meant cosmic. It's late here. So are you guys sucking eachothers dicks or what?
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>>38907623 And I thought I was the only one to wield that fallacy weapon.
♕ Roasted Bread ♕ !AHEROmI.qg
>>38907656 I'm about to record another vocaroo explaining our friendship to you
Blackarachnias Giant Robot Tits !bXU0gE0lts
Blackarachnias Giant Robot Tits !bXU0gE0lts Thu 19 Jul 2012 13:31:45 No. 38907673 Report Cosmic !SCAREt66uM
>>38907656 No, we're being eternal handsome bros.
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>>38907669 >>38907674 Do you have any images of yourself so I can draw disgusting homo shipping images of you? Any real pics?
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>>38907686 Roasted does. It's all over the place.
♕ Roasted Bread ♕ !AHEROmI.qg
Anonymous
How sad is it that it takes something like this to cut a massive moron down to size.
Anonymous
>>38907694 Wow you are an ugly faggot. Has Cosmo got any images too?
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>>38907710 Yeah, Cosmic let's see your handsome face. Also, I'm handsome.
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>>38907710 Never gonna happen, pal
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>>38907673 A masterpeice of the cinematic form, really.
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>>38907585 But "LOLOLOL" and "XD" is the exact same type of ironic shitposting as "le" and reddit-strle images.
Basically it's just a veiled way of saying "Yeah, well I bet you're a newfag!"
It's pointless and stupid.
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>>38907310 TOM PRESTON IS ON 4CHAN?
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>>38907724 You have a point, but he is clearly just using it to insult them as he doesn't approve
Ironic shitposting is usually done randomly and not in real response to anything. It may be an immature way to insult someone, but it isn't really ironic.
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Blackarachnias Giant Robot Tits !bXU0gE0lts Thu 19 Jul 2012 13:42:43 No. 38907766 Report >>38907310 That can't possibly be real.
Though I giggle at the thought of Preston being up at the wee hours of the morning, seriously mulling over what Kaz told him, and going to 4chan to see if they can actually help.
That or he wants to have "proof" that "constructive criticism" doesn't help.
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>>38907766 He linked the thread on his Deviantart, brah
Anonymous
>>38907766 http://comments.deviantart.com/1/314782873/2650467829 You should install an addon or two, then you could see the responses to that comment at a glance and already have the proof.
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>>38907766 >That or he wants to have "proof" that "constructive criticism" doesn't help. This. He wants to pose a strawman argument against 4chan. And /ic/ is our resident strawman. /ic/ is the worst we have to offer. Really.
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Blackarachnias Giant Robot Tits !bXU0gE0lts Thu 19 Jul 2012 13:44:39 No. 38907791 Report Quoted By:
>>38907773 >>38907781 My mistake. Carry on then.
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>>38907696 The human brain responds more to fallacious appeals such as authority than facts and logic. Sad but true. The only times reason triumphs is when the people trumpeting it are also authoritative.
Anonymous
>>38903156 >"-such as ruining the lineart by coloring with a fill bucket. I always save a duplicate lineart on a separate layer just in case something goes wrong." >ruining the lineart by coloring with a fill bucket ...did I read that correctly.
Does this motherfucker color by fill bucketing his fucking LINEART?
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>>38906906 >Attention whore >Has a trip Anonymous
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Just here to let you guys know that Prequel is just as bad as SYAC.
Anonymous
>>38907803 It's worse than that:
>>38904517 Blackarachnias Giant Robot Tits !bXU0gE0lts
Blackarachnias Giant Robot Tits !bXU0gE0lts Thu 19 Jul 2012 13:51:30 No. 38907852 Report Quoted By:
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Dear /co/;
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>>38907829 JESUS FUCK WHY.
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>I'm passively watching two simultaneous 4chan threads unfolding about this right now
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>>38907914 Sup, brah. The great thing about JoJo is it's loved across boards. I've met people on /a/, /tv/, /co/ and /v/ that like it.
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>>38907963 Both Kaz and Preston have been posting on 4chan tonight.
slowpoke.jpg because I don't save /b/ shit to my hdd
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>>38907983 /v/'s general consensus is that we love it and it's the best damn reason to go gay.
>>38907963 This Kaz guy sounds alright, but honestlky, I can easily keep up with at least 5 threads at once. But I've been here for awhile, you get used to the comets through space the threads can be.
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>>38905430 >This would be more funny and less tragic if the person telling preston off could actually draw worth a damn himself I dunno. I'd say it's pretty funny in a "Pot? Kettle? Black?" sort of way, as several people have pointed out.
>Right now it's just two wheelchair-bound downs kids arguing over who has the best scribbles and drool on their respective piece of papers Pretty much, yeah.
>But I guess no real artist would sink to Tom's level Which is a shame, as that's probably the only way he'll ever be inspired to improve.
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>>38908322 Nobody is here anymore for your shitty samefagging to rustle.
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I honestly think the real problem is that amateur artists get in their heads that you only have to listen to critique if it's "constructive", basically meaning sugarcoated.
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>>38907829 I am not an artist at all. I can recognize that Preston's art is mediocre at best, but I don't understand why his coloring method is so bad. Is it because it's so flat?
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That Kaz guy seems like an asshole
