>>39705875"So, what does your ring do?"
"Ring, tell Barry what you do."
"Process will take approximately twenty eight hours."
"He has superspeed, can't you like, talk really fast?"
"Affirmative. Thegreenlanterwwheriblgreeble..."
"So why do you never do any of this stuff Hal?"
"What stuff?"
"Any of the stuff it just mentioned apart from flying and making giant green fists."
"It can do more than that? I had it read me the manual, but I kind of tuned out halfway through."
"You didn't really make past the first five minutes, did you?"