>>40122240Back. Decided to pitch an actual show.
My big turn on is girls suffocating under the horrible smell of poopy diapers. I also think mothering is really cute.
The show is called Emily and Baby's Super Fun Time.
The first of the shows' two protagonists is a blonde haired, blue eyed 15 year old girl named Emily, voiced by Emily Osment. The character design is also patterned after Emily Osment. No really, she's cute. Look at her.
Emily has a bubbly, perky personality and is always happy by default. Key phrase here being "by default".
So Emily is accompanied by a baby of indeterminate gender named Baby. A running gag would be how Emily herself doesn't know what Baby's gender is, despite being the one who changes his/her diapers. Baby doesn't speak outside of gurgles and babyish noises. While Emily is grounded relatively in reality, Baby is a very, very cartoony exaggeration of what a baby is.
The best part is Baby's one and only superpower: super poop. One little whiff of the stuff is enough to knock anyone unconscious. Emily, being Baby's best friend and caretaker, has learned the signs that Baby is about to poop, and is able to grab ahold of her breath in time.
It's never explained why Baby is Emily's only friend, or why Emily is Baby's caretaker.
They go on adorable adventures in a variety of different locations. They have no real home, and they're in a different place every episode, just like Ren & Stimpy.