>>41912516Bitch can't help it. You try living for a thousand years after probably watching everyone around you die, watching your surrogate father who raised you to a teen go insane and almost completely forget you, having food you probably scrounged from a trash heap being eaten by your completely evil estranged father, finding out that your supposedly destined to rule the empire of a father who you might have only recently met, and being betrayed by someone who you loved in order for him to get power that he traded your most prized possession for and try to come out not emo.
This is completely ignoring the fact that she probably understands that she'll be present at Jake, Rainicorn, Finn, and more than likely Bubblegum's funerals having not aged a day.
And the only person she'll have in the world is a man who doesn't remember loving her like a daughter.
The only thing she can look forward to is eventually becoming friends with her friend's descendants who look so much like her old friends that it hurts.